Well, as "buttons" they don't actually have to be pressed but just respond to touch and maybe you even pick them up to control the water or air pressure or whatever. Just a thought.
Yeah sure like those wave buttons you don't have to touch they have on doors and hand-driers. I don't know how practical that would be for controlling the water/air flow etc though, they are usually just simple on off switches.
Maybe not buttons, but touch sensors or contactless sensors for the sake of hygiene. Besides, I prefer a warm water jet with soap and an AI that looks at your asshole to remove the bits of fecal matter, followed by an AI controlled hair dryer. Or shell #1, warm water with soap; shell #2, hot air; shell #3, deodourizer to keep people from gagging at the stench.
I'd assume it is some form of physical contactless cleaning routine that helps slow the spread of diseases? Since there are several killer STD's around its not a big leap to assume that something had to change in the hygiene routine to help control such things. Very little appears to be controlled by physical button pushing so the 3rd theory may have some sense using some form of hand gesture.
I always thought they were zappers, a kind of laser. You aim the first shell at the front, Zaps any urine. You aim the second at the back zaps the poo. Then the third you zaps any blood (female) HAHA
@@TimJSwanyou can see your neck in a mirror pretty easily, it is also very convenient to reach. Your rear end though is a whole different matter you have to reach round and you can't see what you are reaching round at! I wouldn't suggest anyone try it is all I'm saying.
I've answered the phone when I was on the toilet. It wasn't intentional. Force of habit. I already had it to my ear before I even thought about what I was doing. ;)
i thought that one was to hold water which you pour down your back crack then the other catches. Ones a spare lol ... maybe their diets are better and not as much clean up is needed.
I would like to remind you that Taco Bell is the only restaurant chain available in this universe...there's no way they are healthy haha I like the idea of them being a low tech bidet though.
this was my theory as a kid.. 1 seashell is for wiping piss for female n the other 2 is for duki u wipe and scrape them together to get stuffs off them.. n i thought they got washed every use so they was reuseable
As I say in the video it came about because they just needed a funny line and the screenwriter happened to be taking a dump when he was asked and he had seashells decorating his bathroom.
He doesn't know how to use the three seashells
Too right I don't!
The fact it has taken 8k views and lord knows how many comments for this joke to occur is frankly embarrassing1
"Ironically, he was taking a dump when he answered the call..." I can't stop laughing about that one line. Loving this video so far.
Cheers bro. I thought it was a good video but of course I would, I made it haha
Well, as "buttons" they don't actually have to be pressed but just respond to touch and maybe you even pick them up to control the water or air pressure or whatever. Just a thought.
Yeah sure like those wave buttons you don't have to touch they have on doors and hand-driers.
I don't know how practical that would be for controlling the water/air flow etc though, they are usually just simple on off switches.
It’s a bidet system with three steps/buttons. Seashell one: soap and water. Seashell 2: High pressure water stream.
Seashell 3: drying
Yeah as say in the video that's the only theory IMO that makes any sense beyond, its just a movie and doesn't have to make sense.
My theory is: use the first to clean if it become to dirty you switch to the second and the third... then you clean them and re-use.
I dunno about you but I wouldn't wanna scrape a shell across my bum once never mind 3 times 😂
How does this not have more likes? This ish is hilarious.
The Story of my life on RUclips 😂
Maybe not buttons, but touch sensors or contactless sensors for the sake of hygiene.
Besides, I prefer a warm water jet with soap and an AI that looks at your asshole to remove the bits of fecal matter, followed by an AI controlled hair dryer.
Or shell #1, warm water with soap; shell #2, hot air; shell #3, deodourizer to keep people from gagging at the stench.
Yeah I think this is the most logical answer.
I'd assume it is some form of physical contactless cleaning routine that helps slow the spread of diseases? Since there are several killer STD's around its not a big leap to assume that something had to change in the hygiene routine to help control such things.
Very little appears to be controlled by physical button pushing so the 3rd theory may have some sense using some form of hand gesture.
That is a very good theory.
I always thought they were zappers, a kind of laser. You aim the first shell at the front, Zaps any urine. You aim the second at the back zaps the poo. Then the third you zaps any blood (female) HAHA
I reckon lasers near my rear would be as terrifying as scrapping and plucking, an interesting idea though.
It actually makes sense. You could scrape your rear then wash them. It actually makes too much sense.
I don't know if putting fairly sharp edged things near my bum hole is my idea of making sense if I'm honest.
I use mini razor blazes to cut hair from my neck, so it's about the technique I guess
@@TimJSwanyou can see your neck in a mirror pretty easily, it is also very convenient to reach.
Your rear end though is a whole different matter you have to reach round and you can't see what you are reaching round at!
I wouldn't suggest anyone try it is all I'm saying.
I've answered the phone when I was on the toilet. It wasn't intentional. Force of habit. I already had it to my ear before I even thought about what I was doing. ;)
I think most people probably have.
i thought that one was to hold water which you pour down your back crack then the other catches. Ones a spare lol ... maybe their diets are better and not as much clean up is needed.
I would like to remind you that Taco Bell is the only restaurant chain available in this universe...there's no way they are healthy haha
I like the idea of them being a low tech bidet though.
@@VCMR lol
this was my theory as a kid.. 1 seashell is for wiping piss for female n the other 2 is for duki u wipe and scrape them together to get stuffs off them.. n i thought they got washed every use so they was reuseable
I've always wondered about the 3 seashells. Perhaps you should invent it? 😂
Out of my comfort area that is
PRETTY SURE IT'S INSIDER JOKE
As I say in the video it came about because they just needed a funny line and the screenwriter happened to be taking a dump when he was asked and he had seashells decorating his bathroom.
Those are not button, they are knobs.
So that you can get more or less power on the water jet and drying?
I bet they were buttons for like a boudet
Yeah that is the conclusion I come to in the end too.
Yes but what if you have diarrhoea as that would be meßy
If they are bidet controls then it wouldn't be so messy to use. If you have to scrape...then yeah it makes that idea even worse!
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Thanks for watching.