Best of Glenn Quagmire - Seasons 1-7

Here are some of the best and funniest moments from Glenn Quagmire which I believe broadly portray the type of comedy used by his character in seasons 1 to 7. The video includes insulting and making jokes about popular topics and relatable real life situations and personifying them.
I do not own ANY of the property and rights, they are owned by Twentieth Century Fox. I am simply giving commentary on the some of which I believe to be some of the best and funniest moments. This is considered to be fair use.
Family Guy is an animated show created by Seth Macfarlane which is about the Griffin family consisting of Peter (Father), Lois (Mother), Chris (Son), Meg (Daughter), Stewie (Baby Son) and Brian (Talking Dog). Other popular characters include Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown and Glen Quagmire (neighbours), Carter Pewterschmidt (Lois’s father), Mort Goldman (Pharmacist and family friend), Dr. Hartman, Mayor Adam West and Tom Tucker (News Anchor). The show is in a fictional city called Quahog in Rhode Island. The show is extremely famous for its cutaway scenes that often insult celebrities, politics, religion, stereotypes, cultures and other popular topics.
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[@AngryAnt-7]

"HARD TO BELIEVE SHE'S ALREADY 18" I FUCKIN DIED LOL

[@soundwave5634]

Who else but Quagmire.

[@sugarkitty2008]

that was because she'd been pregnant for 18 real life time years i think. so 4th wall joke.

[@PsyHoS0ciaL]

RIP

[@biggulppearson7324]

+Larkspur you dont get it

[@juanimolina6048]

the joke is that Joe`s been crippled for 15 year at the start of the serie, and on season 7 already have been 3 years within the show `cause of al the seasonal episodes, so Bonie was pregnant for at least 18 years

[@osama_tee9674]

“Hard to believe she’s already 18”
*Yeah about that.*

[@poisonsumac4565]

For Quagmire everygirl is eighteen for ever

[@incognito6544]

He was talking to The woman Who gave birth

[@djandreatkinson8671]

🤮

[@deanjuliano7849]

@Mr. Vic OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I was thinking otherwise.......

[@allstr8peopledeservetodie10]

Mr. Vic no he’s a perv lmfaooo

[@iovekylie]

“thank god you know c.p.r.!”
“what the hell’s c.p.r.?”

[@holasoyalejandro9822]

nikkisdrama who else but quagmire

[@vibecheck4372]

@@holasoyalejandro9822 "Quagmire! GIGGITY GIGGYTY GOO!*

[@jacobkim3690]

That’s pretty dirty

[@sethsholtis5297]

You'd think, as a pilot, he'd be required to know c.p.r or at least know what it is.

[@sixela2268]

Giggity gigitty gigitty goo

[@FUNHater2069]

"It's hard to believe she's already 18" TOOK ME OUUUUUUT

[@Savedbychrist25]

I dont get

[@unkwn13275]

Bonnie was pregnant for 18 years

[@deanjuliano7849]

Yeah, I was watching this with my Mom... so, now she thinks that I need therapy....

[@z_ix_on]

Stolen comment

[@mactoobz]

"hard to believe she's already 18"
OMG IM OUT

[@pavlekovacevic1676]

Well its end of video anyways

[@lazysmoker_1790]

kiri yee YEET

[@siddhantkashyap9107]

Fbi open up

[@Tsukinotaku]

Giggity.

[@kitrawr6992]

It's just a reference to how Bonnie's been pregnant for so long, jeez. Quagmire would never probably

[@waltersimeon387]

I want to hate him but he's so goddamn hilarious.

[@seraj3068]

@goldweel Well he hates Brian so I'm guessing that

[@goofybutserious4807]

Kinda like Cartman from South Park.

[@JamerG]

My favorite food is a banana.

[@gemmaskylar8264]

Dave abventr And Kenny from South Park.

[@fedep3613]

But in the last seasons he's an asshole

[@soulassassin0g]

Quagmire: "Hey there sweetie, how old are you?"
Connie: "16."
Quagmire: "18? You're first."
Connie: "Mom!"
Quagmire: "I like where this is going! Gigity gigity gig-a-ty!"

[@goofybutserious4807]

I don't get it.

[@haseeb6211]

Dave abventr he thought she was calling his mom to get involved as well.

[@canaisyoung3601]

That's Connie D'Amico, one of the kids in school who bullies Meg. So, yeah,on the one hand, this is messed up. On the other hand, she deserved it for making Meg kiss a pig at her party.

[@luckzorkerch4773]

​@@canaisyoung3601 The thing is, they never say in the show if he fucked Connie and her mom. But knowing Quagmire I'm pretty sure he did it, and multiple times. Maybe Connie and her mom ended being pregnant and they decided to have and abortion. Some days Quagmire still visit them and fuck them pretty hard for hours.

[@LordSStorm]

@@luckzorkerch4773 Holy shit.

[@aarieyonce9686]

*I like where this is going. Gigity Gigity Gig-A-Ty*

[@tazeokgaming6098]

Xd

[@redtaco7960]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

[@mr_9000]

its giggity

[@tazeokgaming6098]

Mason Treiber who ?

[@princehenry8155]

Gigity

[@MelinaGaines3]

4:07 Quagmire: “what’s going on”
Asian girls: “hehehehehehehehehehehe”
Quagmire: “ *DONT* *YOU* *LAUGH* *AT* *IT* “😂😂

[@jonathanclary3992]

Melina Gaines:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what does giggty even mean

[@rossmathias5675]

Hahahaha. That's was good

[@Tornado1994]

They're Thai and voiced by Seth's "Wife" Cherry.

[@testedalexthegreat1759]

I'm sure they've seen smaller

[@shivamgandhi5779]

@@jonathanclary3992 why don't you google it and find out for yourself

[@power.5822]

Glenn: hey meg, 18 yet?
Meg:No
Glenn:hey Chris how are ya
Chris:well I
Glenn:ALriight

[@bro_ghauss9561]

Gab . gabz LOL

[@JamerG]

I like cheese.

[@seancook5133]

That was funny lol

[@LSTORMTheMC]

🤣🤣🤣love that part

[@Chinovision]

warystatue33 what do you not get about the joke? Quagmire basically ignored chris after finding out med wasn’t 18 yet

[@DixionCider]

“It’s hard to believe she’s already 18”
“Ight ima head out”

[@pyrogenuine358]

IT IS A NEW BORN BABY

[@hatsunemiku2065]

FBI OPEN UP!!!

[@sashaleigh6655]

@ ikr, some of us pay attention

[@pwgearedturbofan2348]

That Jack Daniels airplane bit had me dying jfc, lol.

[@matthewlinderman5042]

Woah gonna need some help here

[@timsweeney684]

Matthew Linderman Heh Heh, ALRIGHTTT

[@mossyourlocalbleachbottle2098]

Google Andrew Yang
On the French Tickler

[@hikid6990]

fr it was hilarious

[@Vulpes_Ailurus]

Greta Van Sustren does look pretty mannish.

[@adamwg6559]

50 bucks, 45 bucks, 50 bucks 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kanan2190]

Ikr 😂😂

[@adamwg6559]

Error Sans Lil_boy How did her panties get confiscated in the first place

[@langstonsimpson2885]

+adam leake (Sertet5) that's what I wanna know😂

[@glennquagmire8307]

And 50 Giggity

[@alexthompson5275]

adam leake sold

[@Officialperrymkwii]

Hard to believe she's already 18!!

[@mordecai7755]

+Jotaro “Meme Platinum” Kujo 空条 承太郎 that's not necessary

[@Officialperrymkwii]

Removed some comments due to spam.

[@TSPH1992]

+perrymkwii XD

[@Officialperrymkwii]

:D

[@randygonzalez9317]

too far lmao

[@guibanks1753]

“Is it true you have aids”
Quagmire: aww come on I’m just tryna have a good time
💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

[@xnailsx4742]

Thats my favorite!!!!!

[@EmpireWrestling2024]

“Hey there sweetie, how old are you?”
“16”
“18? You’re first”
LMFAO he is so damn nasty 😂😂

[@FirstLast-qf1df]

Isn't 16 legal?

[@deleted4913]

First Last in some places, depends where your from, heck some states allow 13- it’s weird asf

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

@@deleted4913 that's uncomfortable to know.

[@deleted4913]

@@spongebobsquarepants2981 yes

[@PixarMan2001]

@@deleted4913 That's wrong on many levels.

[@moiseslugardo8501]

Peter:"Do you have AIDS?"
Quagmire:"Ah, c'mon, we're all just trying to have a good time."

[@kurt9364]

think of that all by yourself?

[@melissagedman3707]

Kurtmerz if u watched the vid u would know

[@michaelshanahan167]

Moises Lugardo .

[@sparklezzz4690]

Moises Lugardo j

[@princessofnightmare3854]

Moises Lugardo m

[@duskbringer4583]

"What the hell is CPR"... Always makes me laugh.

[@oggyjack8252]

Chinese people's republic

[@jacobquackenbush2981]

I miss when 90% of quagmires personality was head bops

[@Josh-os2om]

Girls: You just saved her good thing you know CPR.
Quagmire: What’s CPR? (Giggity)

[@gemmaskylar8264]

HiHowAreYah ? Actually he said “What the hell’s CPR?”

[@gemmaskylar8264]

HiHowAreYah ? Also I’m doing okay.

[@cameranscott6247]

What the Hell's CPR?

[@notsunnydaysahead]

Damn he couldn’t even do those comments where you steal- I mean quote a line properly 😅(🤣)

[@NicKxStyleZ]

" this is thelma "
Eeeeeewwwwwwww 😂😂😂😂😂

[@bro_ghauss9561]

WhyGee23 old? Quagmire don't get it

[@skullkiller7109]

2:52

[@mistamysteriuh]

He's gonna need some help here 🥃

[@assholechronicles3775]

420 likes you're welcome

[@luis.locke123]

It's hard to belive she's already 18😂😂

[@israelhughes1450]

it killed me

[@alikassem8991]

I died lmao

[@rokgeder5949]

well that was just wrong tho...xD

[@faizrog13]

i don't get that one :(

[@hylash5444]

i think its because joe's wife has been pregnant since the beginning of the show :v

[@SackboyLBP]

"who's Velma?"
"this is Velma,"
"EWWWW!"

[@InfinityHS]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lacondrathompson1747]

02:59+03:00

[@nomiS.933]

*"what the hell is CPR!?"*
*Me:* **literally dead**

[@mr.footballcgz4556]

"Who else but Quagmire" 😂😂😂

[@AenemicTOOL]

How did you type this if you're dead?

[@Metal_Lover17]

I'm a slipknot fan

[@TheMetalhead678]

"What the hell is CPR"

[@animeisgay1729]

cock penitration rape

[@jaskapenttila7644]

+Cookie giggety

[@walletherobot4424]

club penguin rewritten

[@cam_clan4946]

XDDD

[@bankutibence2688]

Club penguin rewritten

[@Supreme56Animation]

Quagmire isn't as perverted as he used to be. Bring back that trait, Family Guy!

[@Manny29]

Supernova Strike that's the thing he was as perverted but it was classy and subtle in aspects

[@greyalien826]

they can't bring it back because people are too sensitive these days..

[@legatedovahkiin3771]

@JerodNunley she told him she was 18

[@luckzorkerch4773]

@JerodNunley But that is a big difference, because he want the old pervert Quagmire. When Quagmire fund out that the girl was underage he was shocked. That dosen't count like being pervert, if he was a perve he wouldn't care the age. Even in the first seasons he showed that he can be a sex addict and a pervert but he never had sex with an underage girl, he always asked the girl age first and he acted based in that.

[@Dark_Minded18]

Some characters change in shows you need to learn this,take Stewie for example.

[@ac3pers0na]

"It's hard to believe she's already 18" 😂💀

[@HUNTER-rb9lc]

"how old are you?"
"16"
"18? you first"
"MOM!"
"I like where this is going.."

[@FirstLast-qf1df]

But 16 legal anyway

[@adriancastro3232]

Giggity Giggity gi ggi ty

[@changgames4637]

* Cuts hole in fence *
*G I G G I T Y*

[@Kaiyo-101]

IDC how old this is, but the fact he cuts another *lower* is perfect

[@justanormalweeb204]

MidriffPlays *cuts Another hole*

[@crazy4aday]

**cuts another hole**

[@SmokeyTheGhostZ]

*cuts another hole on fence*

[@TheZainshah0007]

You ever get freaky with that thing or what.. Hahaha

[@MarkusMars87]

😁😂😃

[@margaritasandmartinis]

wonder if he likes s&m......

[@adammorgan4315]

She wouldn't be able to breath though.

[@margaritasandmartinis]

+Adam Morgan who?

[@adammorgan4315]

Bella Baby the women.

[@gengargamer8284]

Thank god you know CPR
Quagmire: “What the hell is CPR?”

[@yamumsleftslipper]

2:28 the name of his plane is The French Tickler
LOL

[@Brugar18]

quagmire should have his own show

[@carsnbikes914]

I agree!

[@gomongio]

Giggity

[@simbadg13]

My name is Glen Quagmire and I say giggity!

[@sherrykennedy4152]

Loves it

[@glennquagmire8307]

Ty

[@cococly]

4:05 I can hear Cantonese. The girls say "What just happened? Who are you? Who am I? "

[@KamWinterGaming]

that's true

[@sn00zle13]

+cococly hai bing do?

[@sn00zle13]

+cococly hai bing do?

[@HotaruZoku]

wow. nice

[@sn00zle13]

XD

[@vane2149]

Like if Quagmire should have his own show

[@mcjax101]

Who else but Quagmire?

[@yoyo....]

Nah

[@plaguerat7015]

No he’s a rapist

[@samedwards3285]

*_"ok peter when am i gonna have my own show?"_*
*_"quagmire you're a sexual predator"_*

[@mangotail6808]

You should watch Midnight Q

[@dittytron450]

3:04 the sound of an Chinese motorcycle with Glenn Quagmire

[@kennylo8756]

3:08 i died because of the way he got on the bed

[@Spoontamer4]

fucking spider

[@djimmithegreat7266]

"Oh god I can hear me! BAAANANANANANABAABAAABUBUBABAAA" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jasperthetooncat27]

ruclips.net/video/CiYEYl36J00/видео.html

[@alphalijahsworld9010]

3:04 was my funniest. The asian girl just laying down and watching him all happy and shit

[@SlyHikari03]

This was great

[@pastel-children5551]

😂😂😂

[@Kennyy_1]

The pose is what killed me😂

[@katarinanovakovic3938]

What episode is that?

[@glassofwater281]

"Don't you laugh at it!"
Funniest part lol

[@Seth80897]

"hey meg 18 yet?"
"no"
"hey Chris how's it going?"
"alright" 😂😂😂😂

[@purpleheadedhedgehog3821]

Quagmire should have his own TV show

[@goofybutserious4807]

I'm down!

[@HenryThe2ndAnimator]

And so should Joe

[@professorrosenstock5026]

You can't put that on tv.

[@jeremyfrost2636]

@@professorrosenstock5026 It's not TV, it's HBO.

[@professorrosenstock5026]

@@jeremyfrost2636 Okay, that'd work

[@nikolaisiguenza6664]

“And here I am cream on my face, hair a mess, and in mid-coitus. I must look a sight!” 😂😂😂

[@Crazylegoman3791]

So...um... do you ever get freaky with that thing or what? 😂

[@AlgerianTalk]

it's hard to believe she's already 18 😂😂😂

[@kokonaharuku7513]

borhanehoggard my eyes lit up with realization

[@cosmickitty9533]

Omg that last joke. I don't remember that one thats fkking hilarious

[@Spider.Matt.]

I died!

[@finn_young8082]

+King_Of_Flash 16 me too

[@alevandet5377]

+Finn_Young I don't get the last one, plez explain. Is it a reference for Bonnie being pregnant so long?

[@cosmickitty9533]

Alvaro Nunez No you're reading too much into it. Its just a weird sick thing to say about a baby and it doesn't make any sense. Good point bonnie was pregnant for a long time but not 18 years as far as I know.

[@Jake-ui4wz]

+Thomas Wayne So Bonnie had the baby before the whole family guy thing started. Meg was 16 i think when it started

[@nelwhix]

Quagmire trying to speak Japanese killed me😂😂

[@redfather5342]

"Its hard to believe shes already 18 ' that shyt had me rollin

[@felixbonah4887]

If only they made a show for Quagmire :-/

[@haven3370]

they should have instead of cleveland

[@racquelthedinosaur4241]

Felix Bonah there's a website for that

[@ben10inches]

Jalen Nelson what's the problem with that?

[@nicktechnubyte1184]

Racquel the Dinosaur you mean Craigslist?!

[@ilgj05]

Felix Bonah it would end up better than The Cleveland Show

[@sergiolobato1798]

I always expect Ted Cruz to look into the camera and say...."Giggity"

[@pauliewalnuts4000]

+Jotaro “Meme Platinum” Kujo 空条 承太郎 fat

[@cole-slushie7220]

+English Nationalism h

[@nicejob6601]

You dog

[@Alastor44466]

0:11 Quackmire: So you ladies ever been penatrated
Girls: *punches him out*
Quackmire: aaaaaahhhhh

[@riverstone9005]

It's Quagmire! Not Quackmire.

[@riverstone9005]

@Travis Smith Quackitty! Quackitty!

[@quackss6384]

@Travis Smith oh no

[@InfinityHS]

3:59 the bit right there had me crying!! 😂😂😂 the way they laughed at stewie 😂😂😂

[@blissfulbunny]

What the hell is cpr?

[@pandaspizzabox8922]

Pandas Pizzabox mouth

[@nippy7425]

Pandas Pizzabox whooshed

[@liviloutube3193]

Cor with a girl anyway she has big boobs’

[@liviloutube3193]

CPR I mean

[@thereclineextremity2774]

@@liviloutube3193 *bobs

[@tristanhicks5372]

It's hard to believe she's already 18 xD

[@670ramy]

I don't get that one..Does he mean he already wants to F her?? Not funny if it were the case

[@DudeinaCanoe]

18 seconds

[@justinhughes3518]

Ramy Gaw That's possibly an implication but it could also be a reference to how long Bonnie was pregnant

[@blakechandler167]

Tristan Hicks lol 18 seconds.

[@jestnutz]

Ramy Gaw laugh u goon

[@ItzNotV]

People: Thank God you know cpr.
Quagmire: what the hell is cpr?!
Me: 🤔

[@Gamalielslay]

"Forty-five bucks!"
"And, we caught her wetting herself."
"Fifty bucks!"

[@pedro0563]

2:25 - 2:45 killed me !

[@OGHotLinkz]

Woah! Gonna need some help here
*Breaks Jack Daniels sign*

[@sigmundharris617]

Being hammered makes it easy for any dude to bang a ugly chick

[@AJZulu]

Needs help here "Alright!"

[@goofybutserious4807]

@@sigmundharris617 I thought he'd drug the drink and then fly through her LMFAO!

[@joshuagarrard3859]

And I'll help you

[@abdullahnahee526]

who else like the old quagmire mote than the new one

[@greasehardbody4018]

yes

[@maximillianschauer1439]

wait they changed? how did he change i dont keepnupbwith this

[@abdullahnahee526]

maximillian schauer yeah man he is more serious and doesn't say giggidy giggidy anymore

[@maximillianschauer1439]

Abdullah Nahee
well thats both lame and boring. they might as well kill him off

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

They had to flesh him out more. Before he was just a one note side character.

[@NBL_DAIRY]

1:47 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CANNOT stop rewinding this!!

[@JoeMama-ci9bd]

Same 😂

[@j0rdan172]

It's so hard to hate/dislike Quagmire but he's hilarious asf 😂😂😂

[@breakfast82]

Giggity

[@j0rdan172]

Lmao

[@Justakidfromdalbrae]

"DON'T YOU LAUGH AT IT"

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

Okay at the last part that was just wrong

[@thevault2953]

+Turner Bunch link12345214 1 day ago
+smashmaniac2008 Nope its cause Bonnie took 18 years to give birth

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

I see

[@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult]

+JJ Sasso ......thats weird

[@kirilivanov7940]

+Turner Bunch 18 seconds? C'moon, he was right on point ;)

[@thevault2953]

lol xD

[@nevorav]

I love the way he nods his head to the beat xD 0:06

[@briannapage8653]

"It's hard to believe she's already 18!!!" This dude has no chill whatsoever!!😂😂😂
#WhoElseButQuagmire

[@semajjarrett3877]

I MISS OLD QUAGMIRE 😭😭😭

[@briannapage8653]

@@semajjarrett3877 Me too!!

[@poshy5719]

"What the fuck is CPR?"😂😂😂

[@harrychristofi6725]

*"What the hell is CPR?" XD

[@thisisdoggy_]

**hesitation with head movement**
so you ladies ever been penitraited?
**kicked out of bar**

[@bro_ghauss9561]

My best scene

[@doctoc1334]

RustySpoon I have never been penitraited
The fuck fix your grammar 😂

[@trinity3631]

"It's hard to believe she's already 18."

[@vibecheck4372]

"OH GWAD THEY MUST HAVE HEARD ME"
"OH GOD I CAN HEAR ME"
*BA NA NA NA NA NA NA-NA-NA NA BA NA NA NA!*

[@thischannelisdisused5841]

Who else but quagmire

[@teamvlcn6820]

Barney.

[@jellevandenbroek3118]

+Team VLCN rek

[@Treetop64]

+London buses and trains 123
Me.

[@KingDuken]

+London buses and trains 123
Bill Cosby... zip zoop.

[@anthonyrymer4391]

"what the hell is cpr?!'

[@swissrulezzkonstantin5741]

+Weapon Valhalla first help/revive technique

[@anthonyrymer4391]

SwissRulezz Konstantin Lol I know what it is! Just quoting the funniest part of this video.

[@swissrulezzkonstantin5741]

***** oh ye xd i got it now XD

[@rhyspygall6182]

Bonnie: Hmmm your going a little low there Lois
Quagmire: giggity 💞‼️⚠️🚸

[@The_doctor_who_channel]

1:20 "that was amazing" "you saved her life " thnk god you know CPR" ".....what the hell is CPR!?"

[@kulpy48]

I thought my headset broke at 1:34

[@aquaticanimator9571]

Same

[@mysteriumconiunctionis5207]

Lol yeah same I felt the air

[@queenlele6193]

me too

[@madison286]

Octavian Augustus Caesar nah its the video

[@Crazylegoman3791]

Me too.

[@soarinskies1105]

The airplane stunt one had me dying 😂😂😂

[@actionmovies8957]

😂Lmao I dead when he said it’s hard to believe she is already 18

[@AleQuag]

Good times... giggity

[@birdofprey1266]

Before Quagmire became bitter and started hating Brian

[@bunsonbaker4156]

BirdOfPrey12 to be fair Brian became a huge douche later on

[@Rubber_Monkey]

To be fair, Brian and Quagmire are both awful for different reasons.

[@drflugslys427]

"Don't you laugh at it"😆🤣

[@TRUTHTELLER-zy4iz]

As SOON as the video started: " Hey Meg, 18 yet?" 😂

[@POIPLExCREEPEr]

That last one made me die

[@silaspalm7225]

meeeeee too

[@creeperstudios4909]

SAME XDXDXD "it's hard to belive she's already 18" btw nice thumb nail

[@lostwarrior09]

lol same

[@ilovemyparents4096]

0:26 was the funniest part in my opinion

[@zonkeys9000]

LMAO, I thought I was the only one that loved that part

[@GrimShadow]

What episode is that?

[@loganelias176]

yup

[@williampulfer-melville8536]

4:27 what was Quagmire doing in the Griffin's Backyard

[@apeacetimegrunt9179]

"Thank God you know CPR"
What the hell is CPR?
HAHA classic 👌😂

[@goingupandupandup]

"what the hell's CPR" LMAOOO

[@deliberatelyaverage]

The last one I get it xD

[@mivapusa]

+payton kraynak I don't.

[@smashmaniac2008]

+Michael VPS 18 is the age of consent, he's saying he wants to fuck it.

[@nope1083]

+payton kraynak I thought it was because Bonnie was pregnant for since the beginning of family guy

[@Azrael666Azazel]

+Joshua Stewart You are right.

[@link12345214]

+smashmaniac2008 Nope its cause Bonnie took 18 years to give birth

[@digbick6917]

4:38 can’t believe she’s already 18
WTF

[@queenbee202rose6]

Quagmire will always be my favorite family guy character .

[@cristiancasarrubias1222]

2:08 " so uh do you ever get freak with that thing or what" 💀

[@Just1Me2]

"Thank god you know CPR"
"What the hell CPR"

[@jackrobinson8226]

Lois: This is Thelma.
Quagmire: Eww!
Me: That is so MEAN!

[@m.r.2953]

That was hilarious.

[@ferrocha26]

4:19 When I first saw this episode, I thought Lois was Quagmire in disguise

[@vladanmilovanovic4343]

What's the name of that song Quagmire starts singing so they don't hear his thoughts?

[@deusvult2551]

(At the end) GOD DAMN IT QUAGMIRE!!!!! 😡

[@zachhaywood1564]

The best one by far is him flying through the billboards.
"Whoa, gonna need some help here!"

[@galagize9233]

Quagmire needs his own show.

[@foxhounduk2k8]

What the hell's CPR? Lol

[@beth9447]

"WHO ELSE BUT QUAGMIRE!"

[@nellysandberg3183]

Hey guys! What's glenns favourite bird?
The great tit bird!!
It's actually a real bird

[@theamazingcrowdasher7354]

Peter- shows them the picture of Lois
Quagmire-you should email that to me
Everybody else-talking about the football game
Quagmire-you should email me that picture

[@matthewlinderman5042]

It wasn’t Lois it was her 💩

[@theamazingcrowdasher7354]

Matthew Linderman oh well thx

[@matthewlinderman5042]

The amazing Crow dasher np it’s really interesting

[@Number_27]

2:35 I died laughing