Southwest Passenger Claims Jesus told her to open door mid flight |

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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024

Комментарии • 198

  • @MrAveryBrown94
    @MrAveryBrown94 Год назад +141

    "All the babies are like, "I'm pussy?!" I don't know why, but that line made me laugh out loud. 😂😂

    • @naturalscratcher9498
      @naturalscratcher9498 Год назад +6

      I think I watched it like three times that was hilarious!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stacierobinson4517
      @stacierobinson4517 Год назад +3

      Tickled me pink 😂😂😂😂

    • @CourtneyEmon
      @CourtneyEmon Год назад +6

      Mel so unserious 😂😂😂😂 I love her

    • @victorlewis7635
      @victorlewis7635 Год назад +2

      It was straight facts 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrAveryBrown94
      @MrAveryBrown94 Год назад

      @@naturalscratcher9498 , same! Lmao 😂.

  • @antgal9467
    @antgal9467 Год назад +39

    "Thigh meat is not easily bittable." is the greatest sentence I have heard in 2023

  • @d0nwick97
    @d0nwick97 Год назад +41

    ‘you’re anointed, open dat shit.’ 😩😩😭

  • @itssawida
    @itssawida Год назад +97

    The combination of Mel's, Tony's and Jay's random thoughts just thrills me!! I love this podcast!!

  • @naturalscratcher9498
    @naturalscratcher9498 Год назад +32

    Mel talking about the babies crying on her flight!!! @ 5:29🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pamk1967
    @pamk1967 Год назад +58

    That was funny Jay, " You can upgrade and actually fly the plane"!!! #SpiritAirlines 🤣😆🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Great show Kev!! Getting my ticket for the Bald Brothers in Dallas!😁✌🏾

    • @Mom.3
      @Mom.3 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DrLadyBugM
      @DrLadyBugM Год назад

      I think I'm going to get a ticket and come to town for it. Especially since it's labor day weekend.

  • @kxngmuzikig2417
    @kxngmuzikig2417 Год назад +46

    Kev old tour dates are hilarious. how are you not looking at a map planning these dates?😂

  • @EbonynoIvory
    @EbonynoIvory Год назад +45

    If you wanna go to Heaven, you gotta open the door you close so I can come get you 😂😂

  • @derronellies4812
    @derronellies4812 Год назад +119

    So she said “Jesus take the plane”, and JC told her “Nah, you take the door”?

    • @DrSimpleBeauty
      @DrSimpleBeauty Год назад +5

      Jesus said “Nah,you take the L.”

    • @ericaford1454
      @ericaford1454 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ericaford1454
      @ericaford1454 Год назад

      ​@@DrSimpleBeauty🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JordanBotello
    @JordanBotello Год назад +20

    Man I can’t believe nobody mentioned Roman history. The history of the Roman Empire is WILD. Talk about tea. Assassinations, betrayal, conquering whole regions, stealing cultures, rebellions, mass crucifixions, the gladiatorial games, Pompeii, etc etc. The Romans were some brutal mfs.

  • @AshliCashli
    @AshliCashli Год назад +13

    Tony clearly lying: I seen that part....
    Lmaoooooooo

  • @Koojoe89
    @Koojoe89 Год назад +14

    She out of alignment lol the Devil told her to open that door not Jesus! 😂

  • @BOO4EVA
    @BOO4EVA Год назад +15

    "I thought he was just outta work"
    "Well he is"
    Yo that had me dead 😂😂😂

  • @undomesticatedjawn
    @undomesticatedjawn Год назад +16

    I'm from Philly. They won't even return the children's remains. It was catastrophic and we are still suffering from the effects.

  • @Mr_RLJohnson
    @Mr_RLJohnson Год назад +15

    Mel and these hand demonstrations for the states is hilarious to me😂😂

    • @niqueybangz
      @niqueybangz Год назад

      Facts 😂

    • @CUF17
      @CUF17 Год назад

      california being bowlegged lmao

  • @iloveheavyd
    @iloveheavyd Год назад +6

    Mel B whispering about the n-word because of Big Irish Jay and (my fave) Cam is hilarious! She said it’s 2 of y’all!

  • @BigSmokeJitsu
    @BigSmokeJitsu Год назад +21

    Good morning Stage Krew. Let’s get this week started off right. Be awesome and be blessed.

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei Год назад +24

    The stories and commentaries in these videos kill me. Big Irish Jay with the satanic/goth white girl and Tony's reaction....hilarious.

    • @a.547
      @a.547 Год назад +2

      what was the dudes name they talked about afterwards? with the satanistic ritual and stuff?

    • @ashleyzviitei
      @ashleyzviitei Год назад +4

      ​@a.547 Tony said Lloyd Avery who shot Ricky in Boyz n the Hood.

    • @a.547
      @a.547 Год назад +1

      @@ashleyzviitei thx

  • @PoundTheSound
    @PoundTheSound Год назад +9

    “Maybe it was her friend Jesús” 😅

  • @89ladyeasha
    @89ladyeasha Год назад +12

    This podcast was a good idea. It's so fun hearing everyone's commentary and the roast sessions 😂

  • @MrAveryBrown94
    @MrAveryBrown94 Год назад +28

    I remember one of my friends told me, "I've never watched Sister Act 1 or 2", I crumbled like a pretzel inside. Lmao! 😂😂

    • @DrLadyBugM
      @DrLadyBugM Год назад +3

      Instant movie night and don't come back until you can hit the high note in Sister Act 2.

  • @chanels2838
    @chanels2838 Год назад +9

    Lls I like how Mel trynna picture the layout of the states with her arms and hands 😂

  • @macenary187
    @macenary187 Год назад +19

    Jesus did say “I stand at the door and knock” 😅

    • @lifewithlaketra
      @lifewithlaketra Год назад +9

      Jesus knocking at the door of a plane is wild 😂😂😂😂

  • @ashleyzviitei
    @ashleyzviitei Год назад +17

    I earned my D in Geography😂😅...yes she did indeed.

  • @pmccray551
    @pmccray551 Год назад +3

    Jesus in the middle seat.. "open the door". 😂😭😂 Did it for me 😂😂😂

  • @codesent2125
    @codesent2125 Год назад +5

    All the episodes if this podcast are great, but this line up and the ones with Tahir, Pat, and Lou Lou are the best in my opinion.

  • @naturalscratcher9498
    @naturalscratcher9498 Год назад +11

    22:32Mel with the "now you gotta coochie"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sylvia_531
    @Sylvia_531 Год назад +18

    Love this crew. The other one is so loud 🙄🥱 and I think this is easy going because Tony hates the over talking

  • @honeyjd780
    @honeyjd780 Год назад +5

    “I thought he was just out of work!”🤣🤣

  • @Buyis
    @Buyis Год назад +3

    “And where the phuck is Delaware?!” LMAOOOOOO

  • @eastzoobridge
    @eastzoobridge Год назад +4

    How Mel talked about Anne Frank, hilarious 😭

  • @NickEn816
    @NickEn816 Год назад +11

    The only flaw in her logic was that she didn't take Spirit 😂

  • @profskyhi80
    @profskyhi80 Год назад +3

    Lmao Tony told his son, "Hov did that so hopefully you wouldn't have to go through that".😂😂😂

  • @isaiahallen844
    @isaiahallen844 Год назад +2

    HAHAHAHA!! The Bloodsport reference was a hilarious way to end the show, especially since only the men in the group mimic Jean Claude Van Damme!!

  • @lalittl
    @lalittl Год назад +6

    Big Irish Jay! I love him!!

  • @Toywins
    @Toywins Год назад +4

    I don't want ANY part of the Jesus she's listening to! 😂

  • @brangeeellis3083
    @brangeeellis3083 Год назад +2

    32:00
    As a bald black woman, I approve this message. Shaving my head sucks, but I don't mind NOT having hair and I don't miss the weaves/wigs, either

  • @LisaLeeLeeBlue
    @LisaLeeLeeBlue Год назад +6

    I am 5’2” 135 pounds, and I am. Notttt comfortable in any plane I hate it! Neeed the aisle seat. And I do not understand how a 6 foot man can be any kind of comfortable. I cannot imagine sitting in a middle seat. I used to like the window, but now I need the aisle so i can stick my leg out and stretch out just a little more. Not trying to trip people lolll but not trying to trip off a panic attack of claustrophobia either. 😰🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @DrLadyBugM
      @DrLadyBugM Год назад

      I am 5'4 and love windows. My last flight this lady was 6'5 and sat in the middle. She said she loved middle seats. I was like huh?

  • @naturallylorindanis
    @naturallylorindanis Год назад +1

    05:21 Babies competing on the cry?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WhoCrippinHarder63
    @WhoCrippinHarder63 11 месяцев назад +1

    I wish Jay would say his jokes a bit louder, he be saying some funny shit

  • @Cedsbestwife
    @Cedsbestwife Год назад +1

    😂😂 I guess we’re calling all of our intrusive thoughts “Jesus” now 😂

  • @jayz570
    @jayz570 Год назад +1

    It takes a thousand, thousand horses, to draaaaag meee from Goddd!!! That scene alone made me love that show!

  • @Natty88580
    @Natty88580 Год назад +1

    That shoulda coulda woulda was definitely heard in Caribbean household 😂

  • @88rkinlaw
    @88rkinlaw Год назад +2

    I think I've been shaving my head since Jr High. I just recently let it grow as a last hoorah. I want to see how long I can get it before it's gone.

  • @nessahelu
    @nessahelu Год назад +1

    5:32 not “I’m😾?!” AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH she got me there

  • @chynadoll8501
    @chynadoll8501 Год назад +3

    If Tony never watched Sister Act 2 then who did I watch it with?😂

  • @akorn4668
    @akorn4668 Год назад +1

    As a born and raised Delawarian, I laughed when she said, "Where the hell is Delaware 😂. We wore Delawhere shirts to our student council trips bc no one knows where it is.

  • @victorlewis7635
    @victorlewis7635 Год назад +1

    “He was saying that in the email” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ensabahnur3104
    @ensabahnur3104 Год назад +2

    "Climb every mountain..." Tony Baker how could you? You literally could have said Mary had a little lamb or the Love Boat...and been closer

  • @Casual_Drew
    @Casual_Drew Год назад +2

    Osage( Oh-sage) the cops dropped a bomb on a house and when the house caught on fire the fire marshal and police chief decided to let the fire burn. burned down the block on Mother’s Day. Houses were rebuilt and in the 2000’s those same houses were condemned because they were built poorly

  • @mrs.robbiek2772
    @mrs.robbiek2772 Год назад +1

    Tony saying "Open that shhh" like that took on a other meaning for me....😅

  • @saintc7790
    @saintc7790 Год назад +1

    That’s wild, I was revisiting information about the MOVE bombing last night and here y’all are talking about it…that’s a crazy synchronicity to me. Watch the documentary.

  • @joshuajohnson3585
    @joshuajohnson3585 Год назад

    Lock her up in the name Southwest passenger violation..👮‍♂👮‍♀😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MyNameIsErick1
    @MyNameIsErick1 Год назад +2

    Maaann idk yall, I flew nonstop from Philly to Oakland on spirit recently and it honestly wasn't that bad, now I had to fly back on delta cuz I missed my flight, but that first delta plane taking me to my layover in utah was the must ace ventura run down plane I been on yet. The second flight from Utah to Philly was really nice doe..

    • @joanna0988
      @joanna0988 Год назад +1

      Ace Ventura plane 😅😅

  • @ItsTyCHi
    @ItsTyCHi Год назад +2

    I can’t hold you this is the panel I immediately click on I like when b Lew on there as well

  • @Muvanature
    @Muvanature Год назад +1

    Mel’s lil toss away sides are hilarious

  • @philipsmith6130
    @philipsmith6130 11 месяцев назад

    When Tony said Folgers crystals, I leaned over lol

  • @aaliyyaa
    @aaliyyaa Год назад +3

    But when all them other airlines flights get canceled, delayed Spirit will get you there!

  • @Aqualitymess
    @Aqualitymess Год назад +4

    My husband used magic shave cream on his head and it works better than shaving for him

  • @lmzaadi
    @lmzaadi Год назад +2

    Kentucky is above Tennessee and Virginia, right next to West Virginia and beneath Ohio. It is bordered by Missouri to the west.

  • @Yonnieshields
    @Yonnieshields Месяц назад

    Kevin: “alright bye guys”
    Awkward silence
    Everyone keeps talking

  • @jamaicanbeauty1588
    @jamaicanbeauty1588 Год назад +1

    When they talked about Blood Sport, i cracked up laughing

  • @JustLikeAFlower
    @JustLikeAFlower Год назад +2

    Everything they described about the AI is basically Battlestar Galactica, where they’re trying to outlive the robots, they’re trying to kill humans and they have robot human things going into the human territory to try to trick the humans

  • @redefineapparel1294
    @redefineapparel1294 Год назад +2

    South side is a good show 😂

  • @nettycharice6254
    @nettycharice6254 Год назад

    we love the longer episodes

  • @keneflucas937
    @keneflucas937 Год назад +1

    So, neither 1 of them has ever heard of Black Wallstreet.....Tulsa, Oklahoma!?!?🤯

  • @LoquaciousPint
    @LoquaciousPint Год назад +1

    Thousand horses is my favorite praise song but I wonder if the Lord is judging me for it 😅😅

  • @HomeBodyMous
    @HomeBodyMous Год назад +1

    lol I'm from the Northeast (Philly) and know where these okays are. State-wise and major cities.

  • @nessahelu
    @nessahelu Год назад

    8:08 California is bow-legged ?!?!?!? I CANNOT 🤣🤣🤣

  • @billiebravotv6172
    @billiebravotv6172 Год назад

    Kev on stage would have been amazing on “Modern Family” that’s legit my favorite show

  • @taylorhavanas
    @taylorhavanas Год назад

    Kevin, you were right the first time lol it’s Oh-Say-G

  • @nextlevel6663
    @nextlevel6663 Год назад +1

    Kev, stop saying Louisville to Indy is an hour! Its closer to 2 hrs!😅😅😅😅

  • @melloyello1573
    @melloyello1573 Год назад +1

    If you want more information about the bombing in Philadelphia Charlemagne and Chris Morrow have a audiobook called summer of 85 in which they talk about the bombing.

  • @ogswankdolphin
    @ogswankdolphin Год назад +4

    I wonder if it was a woman being robbed at gun point by a man there would be all these jokes... idk. just a thought. love you Kev, Mel, Jay and Tony. yall made my Monday morning. thank you guys for all the entertainment.

    • @sammiesmith3454
      @sammiesmith3454 Год назад +4

      they literally make jokes about everything, especially Tony and Jay

    • @chantayk
      @chantayk Год назад +1

      Just say you don't get comedy. 🙄

    • @ogswankdolphin
      @ogswankdolphin Год назад

      @@chantayk I get comedy. robbing ppl at gun point just isn't funny to me. and that's OK. if its funny to you, I'm glad you enjoyed it and I hope it never happens to you.

    • @chantayk
      @chantayk Год назад

      @@ogswankdolphin Well, to answer your initial question, yes, yes it would still be funny. Lol. Good day to you sir.

  • @naturalelation1631
    @naturalelation1631 Год назад +1

    "...AND TEVIN CAMPBELL..."
    Me: 😐😆

  • @PapiGrande1
    @PapiGrande1 Год назад +5

    14:10 as someone who uses the n word like a sailor when I’m back in certain settings, y’all’s stories about Russell Simmons are HILARIOUS.

  • @Uglier.
    @Uglier. Год назад

    36:16 this bitch too funny 🤣🤣 idk how they all missed that 💀😭🤣🤣

  • @CoriBee319
    @CoriBee319 Год назад

    What the heck you mean? "Where is Delaware?" It's tac free, you're supposed to know where we are. Lol

  • @mrtllove
    @mrtllove Год назад +2

    Tony "big hands" Baker Mob's name

  • @KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds
    @KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds Год назад +2

    "Escaping" the Amish?? Can't they just leave for Rumshpringa and not go back?

  • @JCLime
    @JCLime Год назад +1

    I just learned about the 1985 bombing last week via TikTok 😡.

  • @its10outta10quan
    @its10outta10quan Год назад

    "His dead!!"
    "Yeah, BIG DEAD!!"

  • @Rollinwitjmoney
    @Rollinwitjmoney 7 месяцев назад

    Tony singing the song from Jackson’s movie Michael sang at the talent show lol

  • @Yachel25
    @Yachel25 Год назад

    Blasphemy....Ain't no way there's a movie Tony Baker didn't see 😂😂😂

  • @vc9732
    @vc9732 Год назад

    She did not say And Tevin Campbell!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @mrs.camilliajones3560
    @mrs.camilliajones3560 Год назад +1

    "He's not regular white" 😂😂😂😂 I say that when I'm speaking about a white person that not born in America. My friend was too tickled when I said my mama was regular white she just has season bc she can cook to the level that's black people approved 😂 French, Russian or anything that's not Anglo-Saxon white is outside of regular white.

  • @BigBoiBleu
    @BigBoiBleu Год назад

    Im 6 ft, 300 and I fly Spirit all the time. Fort Lauderdale to Colombia baby

  • @lawrencebutler2951
    @lawrencebutler2951 Год назад

    Uh huh, and where the f%@k is Delaware…..😂😂😂

  • @ajstp003
    @ajstp003 Год назад

    Spirit charged my two daughters $300 for their 1 luggage then on way back refused to take their bags unless they paid another $300.

  • @jeiwaru
    @jeiwaru Год назад

    15:06 That was the bourgeoisiest of "achoos" 😆

  • @Antronab15
    @Antronab15 Год назад

    Did she put New Mexico next to California 😂😂😂

  • @bridgetteyelder77
    @bridgetteyelder77 Год назад

    Now why she had to bring Jesus into that LOL!!!

  • @lazerknight7803
    @lazerknight7803 15 дней назад

    This is hilarious. I am born and raised in Los Angeles but now I live in Ohio and I agree, the damn Cincinnati airport should be in Ohio not a whole other state

  • @ktnixon81
    @ktnixon81 Год назад

    Omarosa done told y’all “Jesus ain’t say that”.

  • @lizzydanger8521
    @lizzydanger8521 Год назад

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know where states are 😂

  • @leija8005
    @leija8005 Год назад +1

    Lloyd Avery was not found in pieces like they stated

  • @Deepbarns
    @Deepbarns Год назад

    Man Kev Just need a hairline transplant, gotta go to Turkey!!!!💯💯💯

  • @LaMarionetheflyest
    @LaMarionetheflyest Год назад +2

    Love me some Big J.

  • @loveheals6184
    @loveheals6184 Год назад

    Thanks, Kev for referencing MOVE in Philly 36:00. It was the 1st time the govt sanctioned murdering civilians. (And you were right in your pronunciation the first time :) ) Mayor Wilson Goode had the dubious distinction of being the first Black/African-American mayor of our city; I doubt he'd have bombed them if they'd been another race.

  • @cassandragrube6576
    @cassandragrube6576 Год назад +1

    Plus the bombing of Philly was in the 80s. We all were alive.