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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @ReadyRoc7
    @ReadyRoc7 11 месяцев назад +205

    Pat sitting with 3 comedians and becoming the funniest one. His timing is impeccable

    • @acelowe260
      @acelowe260 11 месяцев назад +9

      "can you eat fries in here?" bro is hilarious lmao

    • @LivinTheTruckinLife
      @LivinTheTruckinLife 9 месяцев назад +2

      He was killing the whole segment 😂

    • @KiingMaine
      @KiingMaine 5 месяцев назад +2

      I look at Pat as a comedian that just doesn’t do stand up.|😅😅

  • @saintc7790
    @saintc7790 11 месяцев назад +151

    “Sandwich Discrepancies” as a charge is insane 🤣

    • @MzSweetzTalk
      @MzSweetzTalk 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂Oh my!

  • @Muvanature
    @Muvanature 11 месяцев назад +101

    “Aight, first topic”- Kev
    “Nah,JOKES”- Pat, Loulou & Tahir 😆

  • @stillflythough
    @stillflythough 11 месяцев назад +59

    "Can I eat fries in here!?" Y'all, Patrick is different😩😩😩😁😁😁

  • @Echevarria520
    @Echevarria520 11 месяцев назад +166

    Pat really is the funniest person to come out of All Def lmfao

    • @brangeeellis3083
      @brangeeellis3083 11 месяцев назад +17

      ...and it's effortless!

    • @aflysistah
      @aflysistah 11 месяцев назад +2

      1000%

    • @LouisRich25
      @LouisRich25 11 месяцев назад +4

      Definitely! The most creative too.

    • @aflysistah
      @aflysistah 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@LouisRich25 again 1000% the others low key seem to be working on potential bits, Cloud is organic because their is no pressure.

    • @haroldwilder6088
      @haroldwilder6088 Месяц назад

      Teddy ray?

  • @LisaLeeLeeBlue
    @LisaLeeLeeBlue 11 месяцев назад +268

    You have nooo ideaaa how bad I needed these laughs this morning. Bless you alllllllll. My fave joke so far and I’m only halfway thru, was “Why is it whop-her? Why isn’t it whop-him?” 🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 and yall skimmed over that one cause there were so many going but omg thank you darling for that gem. 🙏🏼

    • @Dina8485
      @Dina8485 11 месяцев назад +8

      i missed that!

    • @oldspresident
      @oldspresident 11 месяцев назад +7

      IKR #KEEPITFUNNYMYG

    • @1z851
      @1z851 11 месяцев назад +6

      Nah I was about to post that😂😂😂😂. That is a great joke
      No body better steal it 😂😂

    • @aya9af
      @aya9af 11 месяцев назад

      Bless you 🙏🏽. Hope things get better friend

  • @FreshSince92
    @FreshSince92 11 месяцев назад +101

    As soon as Kev named a location he worked at, it was over!!! 🤣🤣 you can’t start anecdotes around these people SAVAGES!!!

  • @maccyt4460
    @maccyt4460 11 месяцев назад +38

    *whispers* “ but i’m the burger king 🤴“ had me sleep 😂

  • @ndn624
    @ndn624 11 месяцев назад +74

    Imagine Kev patting his pockets & ask “you got a sauce on you?, I need to light my fries” ….they peel back / open a sauce packet like a lighter and hold it up for him 😂😂😂

    • @bjenksful
      @bjenksful 11 месяцев назад

      "You got a sauce on you?" Lmaaaaooooadkafjlflaskdfjlasjfk

    • @TheBiggz808
      @TheBiggz808 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @jayp7787
    @jayp7787 11 месяцев назад +63

    😂😂😂 Pat is hilarious!! …His jokes should be turned into sketches.

  • @justright4b
    @justright4b 11 месяцев назад +34

    "The receipt is just a napkin that says burgers"😂😂

    • @tenyathomas6065
      @tenyathomas6065 11 месяцев назад +2

      HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @janicepowell813
    @janicepowell813 11 месяцев назад +95

    Pat is hilarious! Y'all gone get me fired. As hard as I'm laughing, they will not believe I"m working! Thank you! 🤣🤣

    • @shawanda.denise727
      @shawanda.denise727 11 месяцев назад +1

      I feel your pain! 😂

    • @bbymob
      @bbymob 11 месяцев назад

      Same I be on the line crying 😹😹😹

  • @dayvid009
    @dayvid009 11 месяцев назад +83

    I LOVE when they get together!! I’m laughing the entire time 😂😂

  • @ayeshabjordan
    @ayeshabjordan 11 месяцев назад +66

    Literally the best group on this show.

  • @drewbush699
    @drewbush699 11 месяцев назад +43

    Kev trying to speed talk to take one breath is hilarious!

  • @DJICEMAN_73
    @DJICEMAN_73 11 месяцев назад +15

    "Bad bitches cuttin fries"?? im DYING over here

  • @deedrakupolati2796
    @deedrakupolati2796 11 месяцев назад +77

    Totally missed this combo. Ya'll play off each other so well. Tears are falling out of my eyes. I need a cartoonist to bring this entire thing to life. How did it go from 9-1-1 in a fast food officer to "I think the feds are watching......this isn't illegal". ROFLOL. I am so glad work from home is an option. and of course Tahir hamster translations

    • @deedrakupolati2796
      @deedrakupolati2796 11 месяцев назад +7

      No I don't have money to pay for Pateron or the APP.....yet..

    • @rclark1132
      @rclark1132 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@deedrakupolati2796me either so I’ll take and be happy with what I get! 🤭 I DO plan on joining tho…. It’s worth it‼️💯

  • @4evergr8tful
    @4evergr8tful 11 месяцев назад +24

    The best crew hands down

  • @ariellev.7084
    @ariellev.7084 11 месяцев назад +9

    Wanna get instant abs? Watch these 4 together 😂😂😂 yall are hilarious!

  • @thickthickly
    @thickthickly 11 месяцев назад +14

    "Can I eat fries in here?" Is gonna have me crying for the rest of January 😂😂😂

  • @ToxicityE
    @ToxicityE 11 месяцев назад +8

    28:47 “ptptp” being the sound of a gerbil is hilarious Pat! 🤣
    I really wish he would do stand-up one time. His jokes would kill!

  • @night-wolfbosslife2867
    @night-wolfbosslife2867 11 месяцев назад +10

    Pat's story telling take you to a different world every time.
    People say all the time that Pat is the funniest, but i think it's when the 4 of them are together that magic are made.❤

  • @Passion84GodAlways
    @Passion84GodAlways 11 месяцев назад +60

    People that waste 911 operator's time should get at least a warning. 😩

  • @artmieseelizabeth8074
    @artmieseelizabeth8074 11 месяцев назад +13

    This group is top tier, much better than the others

  • @Cee-FC
    @Cee-FC 11 месяцев назад +22

    I don't think I ever remember what topic these group TRY to discuss, I often start the video over after a first watch, to try and follow the topic Kev bring in, and I fail... I find myself CRYING laughing everytime

  • @jefferybrown8062
    @jefferybrown8062 11 месяцев назад +8

    Oh you said extra onions? 🤣🤣this whole segment got my stomach hurting.

  • @truuDQ
    @truuDQ 11 месяцев назад +22

    I have never had to immediately re-watch an episode. This was the best one yet. Yall are COMEDIANS. 🐁😅🐀

  • @zion5522
    @zion5522 11 месяцев назад +22

    When I tell you the blunt almost rolled itself when I saw this posted 😭😭😭 ain’t no way I missed yall this much

    • @StuntbikeOzy
      @StuntbikeOzy 11 месяцев назад +1

      Oh you speaking facts facts lol.

  • @torreyjr.4228
    @torreyjr.4228 11 месяцев назад +22

    “He treat the gym like the zoo” 😂😂😂

    • @MzSweetzTalk
      @MzSweetzTalk 11 месяцев назад

      Oh my 😂😂😂😂

  • @DellaCreme
    @DellaCreme 11 месяцев назад +8

    The screams I scrumpt 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @La_Rodeo
    @La_Rodeo 11 месяцев назад +6

    “But I’m The Burger King” I damn near cackled at my desk🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @witnessthedream7740
    @witnessthedream7740 11 месяцев назад +9

    "Can I eat these in here?" is crazy 🤣

  • @kqb64
    @kqb64 11 месяцев назад +14

    "BUT IM THE BURGER KING".....LMAOOO

  • @kendalldouglas670
    @kendalldouglas670 11 месяцев назад +5

    “..But I’m royalty” is HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂😂

  • @rdsway05
    @rdsway05 11 месяцев назад +6

    At the end when Kev said “that fry thing was gold” I wanted some on to say Yukon gold so bad 😂😂😂

  • @armonise16
    @armonise16 11 месяцев назад +14

    Saw the thumbnail and literally said,
    " The Dream Team "

  • @The817freshprince
    @The817freshprince 11 месяцев назад +16

    Best way to start Monday my stomach hurt from laughing

  • @dewoynesmith
    @dewoynesmith 11 месяцев назад +4

    He said he putting up 205, no you pushing 2 whole fries 🍟🍟 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DanielHamilton1
    @DanielHamilton1 11 месяцев назад +9

    Nah yall gonna get me fired. I can’t be laughing this hard at work

  • @john10jf
    @john10jf 11 месяцев назад +12

    man when I see Pat I INSTANTLY click. This dude is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shaqmiddleton1472
    @shaqmiddleton1472 11 месяцев назад +14

    Pat will always be funny man 😂

  • @marytem95
    @marytem95 11 месяцев назад +10

    Someday there will be three topics someday 🤣

  • @brittanydawes9430
    @brittanydawes9430 11 месяцев назад +9

    I watched this live but omg pat was on fire. My face hurts😂😂😂😂

  • @LRIII
    @LRIII 11 месяцев назад +7

    Kev, God bless you and your platform! My Bishop recently passed and this episode brought back laughter for me. Continue to seek ye first my boy!

  • @Passion84GodAlways
    @Passion84GodAlways 11 месяцев назад +80

    False interpreters INFURIATE me! 🤬
    I know y'all playing around but for those who needed an interpreter ain't nothing funny. 🥺

    • @jocelynwatson5184
      @jocelynwatson5184 11 месяцев назад +8

      Totally agree. People work so hard for the degree.

    • @Passion84GodAlways
      @Passion84GodAlways 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@jocelynwatson5184 - Yes, they do!!!
      And as someone that has been the ONLY Hearing person (with at the time rudimentary ASL skills) surrounded by Deaf/H-o-H people I would have been 💔+ INFURIATED if I received a fraudulent interpreter! 🤬

    • @Meshiapatrice
      @Meshiapatrice 11 месяцев назад +1

      Oh well!! Get over it. It’s funny

    • @Meshiapatrice
      @Meshiapatrice 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@jocelynwatson5184Get over it with your sensitive behind. Nobody going to babysit yall feelings

    • @Passion84GodAlways
      @Passion84GodAlways 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@Meshiapatrice - May you or your loved ones never be in a position where y'all need an interpreter. 🙏🏾
      May the Lord's Perfect Will be done in your life. 🙏🏾

  • @SIMONE_F
    @SIMONE_F 11 месяцев назад +6

    Pat said it was a cardboard cutout of a customer 💀💀😂😂😂

  • @vOOvit
    @vOOvit 5 месяцев назад +1

    “No one has 9 dollars? Hes gonna kill me.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chrism826
    @chrism826 11 месяцев назад +4

    These 4 together is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Loladee19
    @Loladee19 11 месяцев назад +5

    2:41 I guess Greg did not watch for real and take it out 😂.

  • @moniquesj
    @moniquesj 11 месяцев назад +7

    When he said CT, I was embarrassed! I live here. We are not all this way! I repeat: WE ARE NOT ALL LIKE THIS! whoever this guy is, we don’t claim him. 😂😂

  • @GrowthNGodPod
    @GrowthNGodPod 10 месяцев назад +1

    The second time Pat says “but I’m the Burger King” is highlarious!!!!

  • @972eleven
    @972eleven 11 месяцев назад +1

    He’s on his shell again 😂😂😂😂😂😊

  • @ALRGONEFISHING
    @ALRGONEFISHING 11 месяцев назад +2

    Hahahahahah
    Whisper "but I'm the burger king"😂

  • @dejaunpalmer6924
    @dejaunpalmer6924 11 месяцев назад +1

    The amount of laughter I did watching this video 😂😂 I swear I love these 4 they are the best. Kev keep this going bruh real talk 💪🏾🔥❤️

  • @adurosola
    @adurosola 11 месяцев назад +3

    Deaf person looking like "this must be a different dialect or something" took me right out

  • @Datouuweee
    @Datouuweee 11 месяцев назад +3

    Please please please for the love of God keep this show alive!!!

  • @jasminecarter8998
    @jasminecarter8998 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m trying to walk on this treadmill, instead I’m holding on for dear life LAUGHING!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rywatsson
    @rywatsson 11 месяцев назад +2

    "it was just a fry on my arm,, taped" 😭😭😭

  • @victoriaB6385
    @victoriaB6385 11 месяцев назад +1

    The roast of Kev working at Burger King and then him and the two whole fries was just comedic genius from everyone present. I love it!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jordanjames-lightner9344
    @jordanjames-lightner9344 11 месяцев назад +1

    Put your pants on take the crown off. Your apron is not a cape turn your cape around. Y'all are awesome 👌🏿 👏🏿 🤣

  • @ABum-nc7sb
    @ABum-nc7sb 11 месяцев назад +4

    😂😂 I had a pre-med student sitting on my labor, and she was deaf. I talked to The Interpreter the whole time and asked her if she went to medical school or if they just sent her places she said no, there is a company that sends interpreters out for people😅. Needless to say, I learned sign language that day when the student went to go grab as I was pushing, and all you could see was The Interpreter and the doctor's hands swatting her away. She wasn't wearing gloves. Needless to say, it took my mind off the contractions🤣🤣🤣

  • @j.r.christ734
    @j.r.christ734 11 месяцев назад +4

    This made me crying laughing from start to end 😭 😂

  • @diallo1347
    @diallo1347 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is a show that rarely talks about the topics, and it doesn't matter because it's so funny/entertaining. I was dying the whole time.

  • @quirkyviper
    @quirkyviper 11 месяцев назад +4

    ✨️23:29 When the laugh syncs up! ✨️

  • @adrianhill2240
    @adrianhill2240 11 месяцев назад +2

    Pure Hilarity! And again...only one story 😭🤣

  • @originalgoodboy7822
    @originalgoodboy7822 11 месяцев назад +1

    YO ALL I CAN SAY BOUT THIS EPISODE...IS A CLASSIC....AND THE GAME BALL GO TO PAT....HE WAS ON IT 😂😂😂

  • @mrsjxsn
    @mrsjxsn 11 месяцев назад +4

    Yay, My favorite crew😂😂😂
    with my bae in my head Patrick Cloud😍😍

    • @quirkyviper
      @quirkyviper 11 месяцев назад +1

      I would legit pay for a series with just this lineup. The vibes are immaculate!

  • @ladytygra
    @ladytygra 11 месяцев назад +1

    Patrick has me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @esotericchef86
    @esotericchef86 11 месяцев назад +5

    I love this show... wish it was longer

  • @djgoliday
    @djgoliday 11 месяцев назад +11

    I come here to get healed from this group. 😂💯😭🔥

  • @marcavonevans
    @marcavonevans 11 месяцев назад +19

    Happy New Year Family! Definitely missed the KevOnStage Family and everyone here in the comments. Wishing you all a great year. #laughingishealing

  • @letashaluxuries5661
    @letashaluxuries5661 11 месяцев назад +2

    😂😂the rants are hilarious 😂😂. Sweet potato 🍠 fries 🍟 hit🔥🔥

  • @naturalscratcher9498
    @naturalscratcher9498 11 месяцев назад +2

    1:51 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣PAT

  • @randydaboss1097
    @randydaboss1097 11 месяцев назад +2

    These would all be perfect skits 😂 so hilarious

  • @love_TayP
    @love_TayP 11 месяцев назад +4

    “Whose the sign language that told on her though??”

  • @lrvr21
    @lrvr21 11 месяцев назад +1

    I swear to God we was rollin!!...shout of to these 4! Best combo ever...no Kev not that kinda combo

  • @juica18
    @juica18 11 месяцев назад

    The whole "extra onions" convo has me in tearsss. Yall are the best lol

  • @lsmith7461
    @lsmith7461 11 месяцев назад +2

    205 to 2 whole fries is hilarious tahir😂😂😂

  • @kendalldouglas670
    @kendalldouglas670 11 месяцев назад +4

    This is supposed to be 3 hours long, KEV!!!

  • @samanthamorris3063
    @samanthamorris3063 11 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂 Pat!!! You guys killed me

  • @ladieesc0
    @ladieesc0 11 месяцев назад +1

    ayyooooooooo what is WRONG with Patrick. I haven't laughed this much during one of these. Im over here trying to do work while I listen but its not working lol

  • @tukana
    @tukana 11 месяцев назад +1

    “Why is it a whopp(h)er and not a whopphim” 😂😂😂 6:51

  • @spiritledpoetess394
    @spiritledpoetess394 Месяц назад

    I didn’t see this one!! It always goes wild with this crew!!!😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

  • @BOO4EVA
    @BOO4EVA 11 месяцев назад +1

    Long story short Kevin f'ed up the ladies order and it was all his fault in the burger king story 😂😂😂

  • @raymondharris6599
    @raymondharris6599 11 месяцев назад +2

    Kev had the "WAFFLE FRI PATCH..."

  • @victoriaB6385
    @victoriaB6385 11 месяцев назад

    Lulu saying “why is it a whoppHER and not a whoppHIM” had me cackling!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jovialjay86
    @Jovialjay86 11 месяцев назад +1

    I don't eat it all. I eat it most" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Stiky212
    @Stiky212 11 месяцев назад +1

    We need "You said extra onions...???" merch made immediately 😂😂😂

  • @Kyrie_serving
    @Kyrie_serving 11 месяцев назад

    Yall are wild 🤣🤣🤣 next time somebody ask me what I watch on TV, I'ma show them this

  • @DellaCreme
    @DellaCreme 11 месяцев назад +2

    Yaaaaaaay! The ultimate crew!❤❤😂😂

  • @djgoliday
    @djgoliday 11 месяцев назад +3

    I have never cried so good 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @MAFOLEO1
    @MAFOLEO1 11 месяцев назад +2

    BUT IM THE BURGER KING!!!
    "STOP SAYING THAT OR YOURE FIRED!"
    ....but I'm the burger king....!

  • @Torch2mua1
    @Torch2mua1 11 месяцев назад

    My classes just started today and let me tell you how much joy I felt when I got the notification and saw these 4 in the thumbnail.

  • @wisforwumbo6408
    @wisforwumbo6408 11 месяцев назад +2

    Yall need your own weekly podcast fr fr

  • @georgeguess9039
    @georgeguess9039 10 месяцев назад

    I’m in physical pain laughing in this Home Depot parking lot on my way to work. There is NO funnier group of 4 on this planet 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mr.LoudsHouse
    @Mr.LoudsHouse 11 месяцев назад

    Y’all 4 can never get through a full show. I be laughing just as hard as y’all do so I understand 😂😂😂. Pat had them haymakers

  • @girldread78
    @girldread78 11 месяцев назад +2

    I have a slight headache behind this episode😂😂

  • @Milah803
    @Milah803 11 месяцев назад +3

    Missed this group ❤

  • @kandyedwards1376
    @kandyedwards1376 11 месяцев назад +3

    This should be the regular round up, y'all never get thru a topic. So here for the sahnanagins

  • @lowkey6295
    @lowkey6295 11 месяцев назад +2

    Lmfao pack extra eating clothes is freaking hilarious