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  • Опубликовано: 2 июл 2023
  • Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
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    Fight Your Way Out Of A Jail vs Swim To Shore From Sea
    Travel The World Broke vs Rich & Never Travel
    Homeless In Hawaii vs Jail In Alaska
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  • @DOMCORLENEtv
    @DOMCORLENEtv Год назад +232

    Pat’s finally on time & Meg finally tied the knot! Won’t he do it! 😩🤣👏🏾

  • @Yurrr823
    @Yurrr823 Год назад +387

    🗣️Lady's an gentleman MEG HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN SCOOPED!!! 🤣🤣🤣✊👏👏👏

    • @grizzakaduke2331
      @grizzakaduke2331 Год назад +24

      The Stevie Wonder playing at her wedding joke still gets me 🤣

    • @neonkuromi
      @neonkuromi Год назад +6

      she said a couple weeks ago in the comments that she was already married. im surprised no one really saw it

    • @Yurrr823
      @Yurrr823 Год назад +8

      I thought she was just cappin for the comments but I was proven wrong! Lol

    • @Asmith972
      @Asmith972 Год назад +3

      Finally

    • @neonkuromi
      @neonkuromi Год назад +2

      @@Yurrr823 lowkey same. i was like nah she lyin lol

  • @rajahnoya5606
    @rajahnoya5606 Год назад +145

    "Nobody cares If Meg gets married. The jokes are just going to change to. He ain't happy" - KevonStage

    • @juliushaynes929
      @juliushaynes929 Год назад +7

      I’m remember that but I can’t remember the episode😂😂

  • @justdebs365
    @justdebs365 Год назад +226

    We need an in studio episode with Kev to congratulate Meg 😂🎉😂🎉

    • @daniellejones2962
      @daniellejones2962 Год назад +9

      YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @litapalmer3312
      @litapalmer3312 Год назад +11

      Yes, for as long n much as he roasted her for not being married 👰

    • @mochagawd
      @mochagawd Год назад +7

      a public apology 💀 even though he's gonna say Stevie Wonder was the wedding singer

    • @justdebs365
      @justdebs365 Год назад +2

      @@mochagawd 🤣🤣🤣

    • @spiritledpoetess394
      @spiritledpoetess394 Год назад

      Start the petition!

  • @kevinspencer3242
    @kevinspencer3242 Год назад +389

    Kev just threw out his Meg not married joke book 📙 in disgust

    • @JaDedby88
      @JaDedby88 Год назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @TheBlackNostalgiaNerd
      @TheBlackNostalgiaNerd Год назад +73

      And Meg still got her Kev got a coochie joke holding strong

    • @judoka.
      @judoka. Год назад +11

      he can still make the jokes, it just won’t be true anymore.

    • @casynovids
      @casynovids Год назад +1

      Prove it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TokenBlackman7
      @TokenBlackman7 Год назад +11

      Kev will be scrounging every landfill in Cali when Meg gets divorced!

  • @jenfripps7025
    @jenfripps7025 Год назад +113

    I love how this is episode 14,567 and Tahir still comes up with the details of the choices on the fly 😂

    • @LoniLoni11
      @LoniLoni11 Год назад +2

      Right?? I was like an hour away by boat or plane is hella far away!!! Who is swimming that and surviving?!? Damn

  • @chipotle_papi8932
    @chipotle_papi8932 Год назад +64

    “I can teach laser tag in a pinch” is funny AF! Pat always gets me with the side jokes.

  • @jaybay120
    @jaybay120 Год назад +28

    Side note: I really liked Tahir's marriage advice to Meg 👏🏿

  • @Iamalivinglegend94
    @Iamalivinglegend94 Год назад +35

    We could call the dolphin documentary “Fin’na Fuck“ 😂😂😂 😂 😂

  • @missj3042
    @missj3042 Год назад +16

    "I was about to squeeze but I remembered I squooze yesterday🧐🧐🧐" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Pat be hilarious!! 😂😂

  • @Greg-zg5ep
    @Greg-zg5ep Год назад +38

    "It's a beautifulllll morninnnn'!!!" Gonna be singing that all day now 😂
    Congrats Megscoop!

  • @CVW05
    @CVW05 Год назад +74

    I thought for sure she was about to say she was pregnant again. Congrats Meg Scoop! 🎉

  • @pjfrmdago131
    @pjfrmdago131 Год назад +10

    “What if you squeeze last week? That’s SQUOOZED”😭😭

  • @Jtap_nyc
    @Jtap_nyc Год назад +25

    I thought Meg was gonna announce baby number 3.

  • @Jtap_nyc
    @Jtap_nyc Год назад +31

    Tahir dropped a pretty solid marriage gem in the beginning

  • @King1Darius
    @King1Darius Год назад +61

    Tahir is the friend that will keep showing you videos on his phone and when you think he’s done, he’ll pull up another one 😂
    Also I agree with CP. SQUOZE should be a word

    • @jaealxndr
      @jaealxndr Год назад +15

      Lmao that’s what aunties be doing

    • @King1Darius
      @King1Darius Год назад

      @@jaealxndr yep 😂

    • @reesetwist2290
      @reesetwist2290 Год назад +4

      Sht guess who controls what words are... ppl so if you want it to be one so be it.

  • @marytem95
    @marytem95 Год назад +18

    Pat running towards "uncomfortable conversations" 😭🤣😭

  • @PiccoloIsBlack
    @PiccoloIsBlack Год назад +96

    Congratulations on the Elopement Meg.
    "We ain't getting any younger. We might as well do it"

  • @ape3cot4
    @ape3cot4 Год назад +42

    Jaz has a lot of material for a new compilation on this episode alone lol!!!!
    Squoze took me out 🤣🤣

  • @marcusdailey
    @marcusdailey Год назад +15

    That fact Pat's fully focus on swimming to safety instead of fighting is a testimony that he's more afraid of jail than the sea 😂😂😂

    • @aychbhomas6608
      @aychbhomas6608 7 месяцев назад +1

      I'm sure Pat is self-aware enough to know that he'd be prime bussy in jail

  • @SirenScorpio
    @SirenScorpio Год назад +39

    🎉 Congratulations Meg!!! 🎉
    All jokes aside, Great advice Tahir! You be dropping some real genuine brotherly gems to the ladies. I appreciate that 👌🏾

  • @morgan_marchand
    @morgan_marchand Год назад +8

    Yay! Patrick is not late this time! 😂😂😂

  • @satindol69able
    @satindol69able Год назад +4

    10:33 the look on all of their faces when she makes her announcement. They were genuinely surprised.

  • @Blakarot11
    @Blakarot11 Год назад +24

    You aren’t a real gamer if you never had to write down the cheats 🤣💪🏾 also congratulations Meg

    • @SilverSkywalker
      @SilverSkywalker Год назад +1

      Big facts!!!😂😂

    • @drebone1986
      @drebone1986 Год назад +3

      Especially in GTA, that was the last of cheat codes but the goat of cheat codes that made you pause and practice cause as soon as you unpause the wanted level is already 5 stars so you gotta be ready 😂😂

    • @JaszJonez
      @JaszJonez Год назад +1

      💯💯💯

    • @Blakarot11
      @Blakarot11 Год назад +4

      @@drebone1986 still remember the weapons cheat till this day 🤣

  • @t-rex1634
    @t-rex1634 Год назад +25

    Look at pat on time!!! 😂🤣 much love pat

  • @FarmerReLa
    @FarmerReLa Год назад +10

    Lol my parents do matching outfits very consistently. They have been married 40+ years. I have always thought it was cute.

  • @KingJusTee
    @KingJusTee Год назад +29

    CP made a word completely up and slid it in so comfortable like LOL.. “y’all see how the alligator squooze through the fence..” 😂😂😂

    • @neonkuromi
      @neonkuromi Год назад

      😂😂

    • @nettaleanne
      @nettaleanne Год назад +4

      Being in the Midwest, I have def used squooz before 😂

    • @avaholloway32
      @avaholloway32 Год назад +1

      @@nettaleanne I'm in rural VA and 53 yo I've been saying squooze since I was a teen lol

    • @BNLReactions
      @BNLReactions Год назад

      I’m from cleveland and we def be saying squooze

    • @MissUnderstood.
      @MissUnderstood. Год назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @samanthasimone2975
    @samanthasimone2975 Год назад +15

    I challenge yall to not be freaky as hell for just one episode😒😭

    • @chrisaw21
      @chrisaw21 Год назад +3

      You basically just challenging Tahir 😂

  • @dwighttt
    @dwighttt Год назад +6

    Pat already got that look. "ITS A BEAUTIFUL MORNINGG!! "

  • @shatikmiles5029
    @shatikmiles5029 Год назад +9

    ❤When Squadd Cast uploaded, I was like : WELL ITS A BEAUTIFUL MORNINNNNNNG😅😅😂😂

  • @ChefNico
    @ChefNico 11 месяцев назад +2

    Yoooo I’ve rewatched that “Surf & Turf” line so many times. Y’all so funny man. I love the OG squadd. 🤣😂

  • @ape3cot4
    @ape3cot4 Год назад +12

    Matrimony Meg is the new nickname 🙌🏾

  • @kelceyhill9324
    @kelceyhill9324 Год назад +2

    CP's explanation of the bar drink determining if a female is ugly or not sounds like it should be a Black Mirror episode 😂😂

  • @honey_rae_amour
    @honey_rae_amour Год назад +21

    First of all CP they had girly Girbaud jeans. I worked in an urban clothing store in high school from 2000-2004 and I stayed fresh and had that Iceberg 😂❤ And congratulations MegScoop on the marriage! 🎉

  • @91Kellz
    @91Kellz Год назад +7

    I know Kev mad he can't make anymore married jokes for Meg 😂😆

  • @PapiGrande1
    @PapiGrande1 Год назад +5

    11:20 the baby laughing 😂

  • @ToniaMontana223
    @ToniaMontana223 Год назад +7

    20:51 We have officially reached a place of no return ladies & gentlemen.. this podcast is off the damn rails! 😂😂😂

  • @ExotiKZBoy17
    @ExotiKZBoy17 Год назад +7

    Look who's finally on time

  • @tananoe1556
    @tananoe1556 Год назад +4

    “What if you squeezed like last week? That’s squozed!!” 😂😂😂

  • @CoachSeanColeman
    @CoachSeanColeman Год назад +13

    Yooooo Tahir’s advice around the 13 min mark!!! That’s the good fucking word right there!!! I’m screen recording and sending to my girl… this is suchhhhh good advice and one healthy relationships will recognize. My man! Tahir dropped a knowledge bomb on us.. hope you were paying attention! 🖤🖤🖤

  • @PumpkinPie1985
    @PumpkinPie1985 Год назад +6

    Hey yall hey🎉🎉🎉. Not Meg asking for advice/encouragement when you 2 babies in y'all been together forever!😅😂 lol congrats 🎉

  • @Luvvy8484
    @Luvvy8484 Год назад +9

    Congratulations Megan!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤

  • @ilikeyoraincoatbihsdv7186
    @ilikeyoraincoatbihsdv7186 Год назад +7

    Shoutouts to Meg knowing the Konami code. Warms my nerdy heart

  • @morelsneed
    @morelsneed Год назад +9

    I used to rip the pages out the magazines 😂😂😂

  • @crazyjamh
    @crazyjamh Год назад +3

    CP IS HILLARIOUS😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kristiperkins8514
    @kristiperkins8514 Год назад +3

    Yooooooooo CP just made me LOL at work "It's a Beautiful morning."

  • @mrjason0290able
    @mrjason0290able Год назад +8

    PAT IS ON TIME!!

  • @Liabean72
    @Liabean72 Год назад +25

    I feel like the jokes and this one was so genuine and I'm just crying laughing. I love the show so much. I appreciate you guys❤

  • @djgoliday
    @djgoliday Год назад +4

    WHY DOES IT ALWAYS END UP PERVERTED. I LOVE IT 😂😂😂😂😭

  • @shannoncrosby3271
    @shannoncrosby3271 Год назад +23

    Thank yall for this show. It helps me when I'm feeling down.

    • @Apizzle87
      @Apizzle87 Год назад +1

      Same . Love and light to you ❤

  • @PANCAKEPAP1
    @PANCAKEPAP1 Год назад +1

    "But you ain't got a wedding" - Kev probably 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kangjames6227
    @kangjames6227 Год назад +1

    My wife said "I know I earned that position, to play that position." Couch call me in 😂

  • @dnicole4236
    @dnicole4236 Год назад +4

    Kevin needed to be on this episode 😂 Meg finally married!

  • @BlackDynamite901
    @BlackDynamite901 Год назад +6

    The last thing I ever wanted to imagine.... Chinese finger trap dolphin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @farenzeks437
    @farenzeks437 Год назад +2

    *homeless voice*
    “It’s a beautifuuuul moooorning!” 😂

  • @mrred5260
    @mrred5260 Год назад +8

    With Meg finally getting married I fell like Kev and Tahir gonna need a new angle of jokes now.

  • @LoniLoni11
    @LoniLoni11 Год назад +6

    Meeeg! Yes Please make sure you have a big wedding one day. Yes first year anniversary or reception - something! Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉 yaaaaaay

  • @tananoe1556
    @tananoe1556 Год назад +2

    “What if you squeezed a lo….. what if you squeezed a long time ago!!? What if you squeezed like last week?!? That’s SQUOZED!!”

  • @kirkiedakingpin
    @kirkiedakingpin Год назад +27

    Congrats Meg. Tahir and Kev can’t shit on you no more

    • @ExtraordinaryE901
      @ExtraordinaryE901 Год назад +4

      There’s always a way

    • @marytem95
      @marytem95 Год назад +7

      He still aint smiling tho ifykyk

    • @tlcjanetfan
      @tlcjanetfan Год назад +1

      Yes they can. "Took you LONG enough!" Lol.

    • @kirkiedakingpin
      @kirkiedakingpin Год назад

      I know they will can’t get on her about not being married any more now them linebacker shoulders are always in play

    • @neonkuromi
      @neonkuromi Год назад +1

      ​@@kirkiedakingpinthe shoulder jokes stopped being funny years ago

  • @desireeb1671
    @desireeb1671 Год назад +5

    Ok ladies!! Y’all out here looking all cute!!! Good morning everyone 😊

  • @ResetClear
    @ResetClear Год назад +1

    "People who know maps would get it" Lmfaaaaaoooo😭😭😭😭

  • @DaniDosh
    @DaniDosh Год назад +6

    Congratulations Meg!! 🎉

  • @ZhenMitch
    @ZhenMitch Год назад +2

    Meg finally married after 12 years of squadd cast!?!?!? Congratulations!!! I wish kev was on this episode

  • @stunninggawd8611
    @stunninggawd8611 Год назад +1

    "They brought out the glizzeys wit sparklers" 😭😭😭😭💀

  • @who26
    @who26 Год назад +2

    They saw the drink was milk is so funny! LOL

  • @MissCheryl810
    @MissCheryl810 Год назад +2

    😅😅 WHEN CP said he will cuff his feet!!!!! OMG!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JJSmurk
    @JJSmurk Год назад +7

    Congrats 2 MegScoop!! I bet she jumped the broom with a karate kick😊😅😂😂

  • @angelique707
    @angelique707 Год назад +4

    Tahir really have fantastic advice.

  • @Gabi2484
    @Gabi2484 Год назад +7

    Congratulations Meg!! Kev can't crack unmarried jokes anymore! 🎊🎉💐😂

  • @Melissa-ii2ix
    @Melissa-ii2ix Год назад +2

    Tahir gave a whole wedding toast ainna😂

  • @jilaelennio6944
    @jilaelennio6944 Год назад +3

    Stevie Wonder is somewhere like, "I seen her wedding 2 years ago."

  • @donkinso
    @donkinso Год назад +1

    Back then, there was this dude that had an MK note book - dude drew the characters and their moves like a magazine. It was dope

  • @Tim33rd
    @Tim33rd Год назад +2

    Freeze;Froze. Squeeze;Sqoze. Adds up. This ep was hella funny😂😂

    • @mochagawd
      @mochagawd Год назад +1

      next up we gotta do sneeze > snoze

  • @IAmSyeK
    @IAmSyeK Год назад +2

    Congrats Meg!!! 🎉🎊🍾👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @AceIsMisfit
    @AceIsMisfit Год назад +7

    MEG FINALLY DID THE THING!!!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @cupcakejonez7923
    @cupcakejonez7923 Год назад +2

    Meg is glowing...CONGRATULATIONS !🕊🌈💛🕊🌈💛🕊🌈💛🕊🌈💛🕊

  • @vss5383
    @vss5383 Год назад +2

    CONGRATULATIONS, MEG! So happy for you!! We love you! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @drebone1986
    @drebone1986 Год назад +5

    I never wanted to be rich for me, I wanted to be rich so my family would be straight and we don't have to suffer just trying to live so I'd rather be at home rich than anywhere broke forever and 75 miles I can definitely make that work

  • @Idontdrinkpop
    @Idontdrinkpop Год назад +4

    Squoze is definitely a word. You're not wrong. CP

  • @nunyabusiness3516
    @nunyabusiness3516 Год назад +2

    Tahir, that was excellent marriage advice

  • @basketsbyjavon7378
    @basketsbyjavon7378 Год назад +11

    If these were filmed a week before, me and Meg got married around the same time! 🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
    And we plan on doing something for our 1st anniversary too!

    • @CPnumber1
      @CPnumber1 Год назад +1

      Congratulations!!!!!

  • @PIZZLE616
    @PIZZLE616 Месяц назад

    CP’s mind/thought process is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Yurrr823
    @Yurrr823 Год назад +3

    😂😂😂That Merman-meat was HELLA AYYYOOOO!!!

  • @Be2Bless
    @Be2Bless Год назад +8

    Squoze is apparently the most common of a number of dialectal variants of the past tense of squeeze. It is attested in both British and American dialect: The OED Supplement shows it in American English since 1844. squoze 'n froze. Squoze is commonly used when the object of the verb is a squeeze.

    • @Nowhere-101
      @Nowhere-101 Год назад

      Interesting

    • @mochagawd
      @mochagawd Год назад

      ohhh freeze > froze! i was wondering where i heard that conjugation before! next up gonna be sneeze > snoze 😂

  • @cartervelli
    @cartervelli Год назад +1

    Tahir likes to make the scenarios better for the side he wants to win LOL

  • @rb28567
    @rb28567 Год назад +2

    Congratulations Meg!!! Also Tahir got a lot Jeeelllllllyyyyy

  • @cassandragrube6576
    @cassandragrube6576 Год назад +5

    Congratulations Meg!! Game Genie was the truth!

  • @jdwavvvves
    @jdwavvvves Год назад +1

    Meg has to keep that marriage on retainer for 90 days before the jokes go away 😂 lol but I’m glad she’s married! Now nobody can tell her 💩 Congrats Meg!

  • @kirkiedakingpin
    @kirkiedakingpin Год назад +3

    Tahir gave Meg some great advice

  • @rodeo0808
    @rodeo0808 Год назад +2

    Id fight my way out of jail as long as I have the skillset of the main character from The Raid

  • @saucysedanetwork
    @saucysedanetwork Год назад +2

    Loulous said "hold onnnn" 😂😂😂

  • @CamDaReuviniy313
    @CamDaReuviniy313 Год назад +1

    42:20
    CP might be on to something. Ladies take the advice😂😂

  • @brittney3532
    @brittney3532 Год назад +4

    This was such a good episode 😂

  • @PIZZLE616
    @PIZZLE616 Месяц назад

    Dog, I been on binge mode of all of these for the past 2 weeks 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JustFost0203
    @JustFost0203 Год назад +5

    Best way to start a Monday 💪

  • @cycyj847
    @cycyj847 Год назад +1

    EYES MURRIED NOW! Congrats Meg

  • @Glitter.Is.Meta87
    @Glitter.Is.Meta87 Год назад

    It was a beautiful morning 😂 ☀️ dam song plays at my job everyday 😂 CP hilarious

  • @chelevarner
    @chelevarner 8 месяцев назад +1

    Wow… Tahoe that was some great marriage advice, I almost cried

  • @angelh6345
    @angelh6345 Год назад +2

    Pat is actually early whaaaat??
    Love when I see CP 👀

  • @MasutaMJ
    @MasutaMJ Год назад +1

    Kev holding his head in agony as he struggles to find more Meg jokes now.