10 Million Dollars vs 10 Extra Years Of Life| SquADD Cast Versus | All Def

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024

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  • @MrLewisjr
    @MrLewisjr 3 года назад +769

    Y’all notice Ty don’t be saying anything but be fully in the conversation with all facial expressions lol

    • @jacobhayes8324
      @jacobhayes8324 3 года назад +69

      But when she talks we feel it haha

    • @sonnyb6536
      @sonnyb6536 3 года назад +49

      Because she realizes that they all toxic af! Hahaha

    • @LikeWyze92
      @LikeWyze92 3 года назад +11

      I’m glad I’m not the only one that peeped that lmao

    • @Jusdewyou
      @Jusdewyou 3 года назад +29

      She can't get a word in, they talk over each other

    • @jebiusenvy
      @jebiusenvy 3 года назад +63

      Jasz Jonez Gomez gotta make a compilation of her facial expressions.

  • @MariMari-pj3kx
    @MariMari-pj3kx 3 года назад +406

    The simultaneous sigh from Ty and Kesha when kev says “poor black” is priceless 😂 14:22

  • @hofAMVS
    @hofAMVS 3 года назад +187

    Why does Ty sound like a spoken word Artist, its just good to hear her😩😂

  • @xRaoriex
    @xRaoriex 3 года назад +132

    Patrick trynna get out of the black cinema quiz was funny af and a full mood "sausage vs Bacon, sausage vs bacon, sausage vs bacon" lol

  • @marinevet4131
    @marinevet4131 3 года назад +460

    That Stuart Big joke was underrated lol.

    • @RIZR.
      @RIZR. 3 года назад +21

      And Patrick’s response saying Stuart Big was from the big Apple.. like imagine a hood New York rat movie 😂

    • @marciad3640
      @marciad3640 3 года назад +6

      I heard that joke when I landed on this comment 😂

    • @laugh_til_ithurts
      @laugh_til_ithurts 3 года назад +5

      Frfr it was so good 😂😂😂😂

    • @denissechavez184
      @denissechavez184 3 года назад +1

      Hello Fatty 🥴🥴💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheTodd46
      @TheTodd46 3 года назад

      I almost crashed my car when I heard that😂

  • @blakeharris58
    @blakeharris58 3 года назад +448

    Keysha: proceeds to explain *exactly why* gymnasts have flat chests.
    Pat: so is it because of gymnastics?

    • @latriselee1505
      @latriselee1505 3 года назад +66

      That’s the aggy characteristic that erks me about Pat..He does that all the time..Like be quiet and listen they’re explaining

    • @sanboxed
      @sanboxed 3 года назад +29

      @@latriselee1505 Then he act like he knows everything and starts being condescending 😑

    • @sanboxed
      @sanboxed 3 года назад +22

      @Geechee Yeah, but we just saying stuff that has a history and he can work on, same with how Kev interrupted people

    • @shicstayblessed7023
      @shicstayblessed7023 3 года назад +91

      Pat was asking like are you sure they are flat chested because of gymnastics or would they have been flat chested anyway regardless if they was in gymnastics or not. You have to learn to speak Pat lol 😂

    • @wcm65
      @wcm65 3 года назад +4

      @@shicstayblessed7023 facts lol

  • @TheSolokrato
    @TheSolokrato 3 года назад +395

    “Ahhh, my tiiddies don’t look great” -Kevonstage 2021

    • @joedog625
      @joedog625 3 года назад +7

      Had me wheezing 🤣

    • @nyz6685
      @nyz6685 3 года назад +13

      Out the gate 😂😂💀

    • @kingpanda4639
      @kingpanda4639 3 года назад +2

      Had me coughing from the jump

    • @jolamari
      @jolamari 3 года назад +3

      That’s the FIRST thing I heard!! Lmaoooo glad that he’s back though 😂😂

    • @88Maritza88
      @88Maritza88 3 года назад

      On site🤣

  • @mountmariah
    @mountmariah 3 года назад +83

    Keyshia constantly turning her camera off was sending me😭😭😭

  • @WestCoastStefi
    @WestCoastStefi 3 года назад +47

    When Keysha knocked over the light or computer after Kev said “You’re fluent in French fries and friend toast” ... I died

  • @steveysteve1893
    @steveysteve1893 3 года назад +190

    Tahir being almost fluid explains why he’s built like a melted snowman ⛄️

  • @Kashleighsays
    @Kashleighsays 3 года назад +382

    10 extra years of life? Thats crazy, people really wanna stay here? 😩😭

    • @selfxcare
      @selfxcare 3 года назад +22

      Riiiiiight, that's what I said!

    • @Mr_RLJohnson
      @Mr_RLJohnson 3 года назад +72

      🎶Earth is ghetto, I wanna leave...🎶😩

    • @latriselee1505
      @latriselee1505 3 года назад +53

      10 million would definitely make this lifetime bearable

    • @MegaDede1212
      @MegaDede1212 3 года назад +19

      Exactly what If it's 10 yrs of strife??

    • @nvp9095
      @nvp9095 3 года назад +20

      Damn who hurt y’all??

  • @bsimms583
    @bsimms583 3 года назад +38

    "[Tahir's] fluent in French fries and French toast" HAHAHAHAHA

  • @lindseynoree
    @lindseynoree 3 года назад +55

    “I’m almost fluid. “ I almost just passed out 😨🤣🤣🤣

  • @laminsherman2859
    @laminsherman2859 3 года назад +36

    When Meg is gone, all hell breaks loose lol

  • @antwizle5
    @antwizle5 3 года назад +334

    Pat definitely caught up with Keysha on the movies. She wasn't answering for a lot of them.

    • @chhart79
      @chhart79 3 года назад +43

      All the times she was quiet LOL 😂

    • @Goosethelabrador
      @Goosethelabrador 3 года назад +50

      They wasn’t paying attention to her 😂😂

    • @chhart79
      @chhart79 3 года назад +40

      @@Goosethelabrador at all!!! Pat had waaaaayyyyy more than her 😂🤣

    • @Goosethelabrador
      @Goosethelabrador 3 года назад +39

      @@chhart79 she was lying And shit 😂😂😂

    • @MzBleuBunni
      @MzBleuBunni 3 года назад +6

      Agreed

  • @MrVinnyvicious
    @MrVinnyvicious 3 года назад +29

    I literally yelled "NOOOO TAHIR" when the chest joke fumbled lmfao

  • @Spidmaan5920
    @Spidmaan5920 3 года назад +59

    So we not talking about Keysha saying she got caught up in a FEW drive-bys???? Like aint nobody hear that but me?

    • @taeeazy7114
      @taeeazy7114 3 года назад +6

      Yea I thought I was the only one too I was like wait ..... Lol

    • @msandrews87
      @msandrews87 3 года назад +2

      Right!!! I can't believe they didn't catch that?!

    • @oneday5572
      @oneday5572 3 года назад +4

      @@msandrews87 That’s because they only hear themselves

  • @bwilson21345
    @bwilson21345 3 года назад +50

    The funniest scene of Harlem nights is when the white man calls his wife and tell her he’s never coming home 😂

    • @reddsmoke904
      @reddsmoke904 3 года назад +10

      Had a baby and everything, talking about take it easy 😭😭😭

    • @bwilson21345
      @bwilson21345 3 года назад +6

      @@reddsmoke904 lmao and his face when he hung up like he really hit a lock and didn’t need his old family no more

    • @charlespotter6144
      @charlespotter6144 3 года назад +5

      "Hello its daddy...hey put you momma on the phone...."

    • @BINFP
      @BINFP 3 года назад +2

      Yep

    • @ashleeelmore3638
      @ashleeelmore3638 3 года назад +3

      My fav!!! Lmbo

  • @beebeetee2926
    @beebeetee2926 3 года назад +260

    10 Million Dollars I rather have a wonderful, comfortable short life than a long miserable broke long one.

    • @mutegoldfish1158
      @mutegoldfish1158 3 года назад +36

      That second "long" hits different

    • @MeD1z
      @MeD1z 3 года назад +23

      It's the second long for me

    • @RIZR.
      @RIZR. 3 года назад +13

      Emphasis on the long 😂

    • @improbablyyourdad8458
      @improbablyyourdad8458 3 года назад +4

      Broken people need money to remain happy. Happiness should be eternal, if you'd shorten your life for paper, you might have a real inner conflict to address.

    • @beebeetee2926
      @beebeetee2926 3 года назад +9

      @@improbablyyourdad8458 No sir. We need money to survive (the world made it so/lawmakers made it so/"powers that be aka the elite made it so). It is all about survival. 10 million is nothing by today's standards. If I was all about money, I would've said I want to be a billionaire. I said I want to live comfortably. I can definitely do that with 10 mil.

  • @fedorah8315
    @fedorah8315 3 года назад +37

    Them trying to speak French took me outttt. Tahir n’a même pas essayé😂🤣

    • @justarrived3987
      @justarrived3987 2 года назад

      My daughter's taller than me in a French accent is hilarious 😂

  • @nekoramos
    @nekoramos 3 года назад +30

    Ty’s facial expressions!!!!! Lmaoooo

  • @aiyana.simone
    @aiyana.simone 3 года назад +23

    Meg is absent one episode and they spend 30 min. debating who knows more black films 😭

  • @SoRealSoReal23
    @SoRealSoReal23 3 года назад +62

    Keyshia didn’t even answer A LOT of the movie questions and no one noticed. Lol

    • @msandrews87
      @msandrews87 3 года назад +4

      This!! Im screaming, "Y'all not even looking!" lol

  • @KingTerrell
    @KingTerrell 3 года назад +30

    That last Ty joke was really Meg popping in to get one roast on Tahir

  • @MaryBieber7
    @MaryBieber7 3 года назад +44

    Kev is the church kid that caps to be popular 😂

  • @nickbh15
    @nickbh15 3 года назад +50

    What kinda regular NOT rich person would take 10 more years over 10 mil

  • @Gabi2484
    @Gabi2484 3 года назад +12

    Purple Rain is NOT overrated! Where's Tony when you need him??!! 🤣

  • @khisterk
    @khisterk 3 года назад +15

    If Meg was here, she woulda made sure tahir stayed on topic and did all 3 lmaooo

  • @anth0nyv1991
    @anth0nyv1991 3 года назад +11

    10 million dollars would probably add 10 years to my life

    • @GohomeRoger3748
      @GohomeRoger3748 3 года назад +2

      Hell yeah make my stress level go all the way down 😂😂😂

    • @anth0nyv1991
      @anth0nyv1991 3 года назад

      @@GohomeRoger3748 facts

  • @zacharypope7584
    @zacharypope7584 3 года назад +15

    Tahir need a show called “Is He Lying?”

  • @josephtorres3740
    @josephtorres3740 3 года назад +18

    The first 3 minutes Ty's face was everything lol.

  • @swiiper_the_fox
    @swiiper_the_fox 3 года назад +29

    Gymnastics also stunts growth significantly from them landing hard on the joints at young ages.

  • @ShannBo
    @ShannBo 3 года назад +96

    I was getting worried! Like they don’t love us no more

  • @meyahambroise699
    @meyahambroise699 3 года назад +7

    ANGEL SPEAKING FRENCH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 TOOK ME OUT LMFAOOOOOOO “my daughter is taller than me” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

  • @godswilliswhatiwant
    @godswilliswhatiwant 3 года назад +22

    Tahir stay talking about Kev like we don’t know who he is? Lol

  • @twodopeboys9356
    @twodopeboys9356 3 года назад +11

    So basically more money vs more bills....gimmie that 10 mil 😂

  • @detrellsmith-wesby2427
    @detrellsmith-wesby2427 3 года назад +32

    No Meg Scoop this week 😢

  • @darnarxz
    @darnarxz 3 года назад +12

    Pat made fun of Kev for saying "thin crust," while he said "thrin crust." Nobody caught it lol

  • @tdavis2226
    @tdavis2226 3 года назад +61

    I’m on East coast time and y’all are usually uploaded around 9am. It’s just after 10am and I kept refreshing my page. Don’t scare me like that. I need y’all on Monday 😀

  • @theafromath
    @theafromath 3 года назад +41

    So why does tahir still say at the end of the shows “send in your suggestions” 😭😭😭 he lied to us

  • @rioh353
    @rioh353 3 года назад +14

    How did "Fifel goes Breast" slip under the radar?!! Classic! 😁🤣🤣

  • @satinsage9237
    @satinsage9237 3 года назад +2

    Tahir's fumble at the end killed me 🤣 Aye Tahir: "You're FUM-believable!" 🎶🎤

  • @tyreesantiago3394
    @tyreesantiago3394 3 года назад +37

    It's like they forget they're doing a podcast every time. 30 mins?! This is their longest tangent so far 😑🤣🤣

    • @Applepielord7
      @Applepielord7 3 года назад +5

      I actually found myself skip like 15 minutes of them going through the lists of movies after watching them name about 10 of them. Just wasn’t the convo I was looking for

    • @Loladee19
      @Loladee19 3 года назад +1

      I loved every second of it.

  • @BiggHead_T
    @BiggHead_T 3 года назад +25

    If Pat would’ve watched all those movies he wouldn’t have been jumped as much growing up 😂😂. They could smell the non blackness on him 😂

  • @melvindavis4757
    @melvindavis4757 3 года назад +7

    Longest intro conversation ever DAMN😂😂

    • @msandrews87
      @msandrews87 3 года назад +2

      Meg would've lost her mind lol

    • @BabyBounceProductions
      @BabyBounceProductions 3 года назад +5

      This man Kev said fuck whatever this show is about 😂😂😂

  • @robelsac
    @robelsac 3 года назад +8

    Damn Tahir, I’ve been compiling this list for a minute :/
    Master every instrument vs master every language
    Jim Carrey vs Robin Williams
    Bob marley vs stevie wonder
    Fight a kangaroo vs a hyena
    Serve 25 years in prison vs rest of your life on an isolated island (food & water provided)
    Costar in every bernie mac film vs Robin williams film
    Meet Mlk vs Malcom x
    Have a conversation with an alien vs a ghost
    Move to a new state every year vs live in Alaska
    Be 8ft tall vs 4ft tall
    Busta rhymes vs missy Elliot
    Timbo vs pharrell
    Tupac vs biggie

    • @la9328
      @la9328 3 года назад

      Doesn’t even matter anymore they barely stick to topic or debate it they’ll spend 5 mins on the topic and the rest on a bunch of nonsense

  • @reginaldcollinsturner7997
    @reginaldcollinsturner7997 3 года назад +26

    Stuart big was actually funny😂

  • @Gamervibes08
    @Gamervibes08 3 года назад +8

    I was eating and I swear to you I almost choked when Kev said “thin crust pizzer.” 😂😂😂

  • @deerosay1113
    @deerosay1113 3 года назад +8

    "Thrin clust pizzer" 😆😆😆

  • @FatlaughsEnt
    @FatlaughsEnt 3 года назад +2

    Kev just be flexing now. Looking up at the screens like a villain on the power rangers 😂🤣😂

  • @MzBleuBunni
    @MzBleuBunni 3 года назад +11

    Patrick definitely seen more movies than Keisha, by at least 3-5 movies.

  • @crystallynette7912
    @crystallynette7912 3 года назад +17

    On another note: A Twinkies Diary is hilarious and should be a quick skit.

  • @ChrissyHQ
    @ChrissyHQ 3 года назад +36

    Haven't been to sleep yet, I've gotten into a habit of streaming on Twitch until these episodes drop on Monday lol 😂

    • @philippejoseph8547
      @philippejoseph8547 3 года назад +4

      Overnight warrior , I listen to this while driving home from work

  • @mr420mp
    @mr420mp 3 года назад +2

    Pat like,"Damn this aint Black Blasphemy"! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @dwdw5163
    @dwdw5163 3 года назад +14

    That joke at the end would’ve been a banger

  • @xxxxxBGxxxxx
    @xxxxxBGxxxxx 3 года назад +13

    Keysha NEEDS to see Sister Act 2 ASAP, please let that be one of the next episodes on the app

  • @GodsMusician9784
    @GodsMusician9784 3 года назад +26

    Kev: "You can walk and eat a thin clust...thin clust...god dang it..."
    Me: 😳
    That was the equivalent of the Biden trip...the second one, where he tried to recover from it but tripped again. 🤣

    • @zearlmanningjr1864
      @zearlmanningjr1864 3 года назад +1

      Hilarious 👋

    • @justarrived3987
      @justarrived3987 2 года назад

      Five months ago and still hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣 😸 😂 😃 😂

  • @cameramantitan123
    @cameramantitan123 3 года назад +9

    So we just gonna ignore Tahir saying “slither” instead of sliver of sauce 😭😭

  • @mforika
    @mforika 3 года назад +4

    The battle of who can't speak. Also it's hard to contain my laughter at work watching this.

  • @goldmemberbot
    @goldmemberbot 3 года назад +6

    Chicago style pizza is not just deep dish pizza, it’s also not too thin crust pizza cut into squares & butter crust pizza.

  • @5ShadesGaming
    @5ShadesGaming 3 года назад +8

    Damn Tahirs last joke would’ve hit so hard!!!! I felt so bad. You’ll get em next time man

  • @Nxt6
    @Nxt6 3 года назад +28

    Ty doesn't even need to say anything her expressions be saying it all. Sometimes I gotta just look at her when whoever else is talking

  • @Jkid5069
    @Jkid5069 3 года назад +20

    I thought my Monday was fucked up lol. I came to work with an attitude lol

  • @courtney8736
    @courtney8736 3 года назад +2

    Tahir with the fumble at the end 🤣🤣😭

  • @mrjason0290able
    @mrjason0290able 3 года назад +41

    Wow... an episode without Meg, WHAT'S GOING ON??!!

    • @cadeauj-c4763
      @cadeauj-c4763 3 года назад +8

      Tbh I dont mind it

    • @mrjason0290able
      @mrjason0290able 3 года назад

      @@cadeauj-c4763 lol. Why?

    • @cadeauj-c4763
      @cadeauj-c4763 3 года назад +14

      @@mrjason0290able to be real in my personal opinion she has funny moments but she kinda takes the fun out of some topics

    • @dwadeisthegoat2020
      @dwadeisthegoat2020 3 года назад +7

      @@cadeauj-c4763 she can be annoying and kills the vibe sometimes. Like when she forces them to stay on topic we dont stay for the topic we care mainly for the times they go off course and their funny moments come from that

    • @LeoQueen819
      @LeoQueen819 3 года назад +5

      @@dwadeisthegoat2020 right..... especially when she starts with that damn “look it up” lol
      Like girl, nobody likes a know it all.

  • @ilikeyoraincoatbihsdv7186
    @ilikeyoraincoatbihsdv7186 3 года назад +8

    I'm perfectly fine with this being an off topic podcast.

  • @silverchicken20
    @silverchicken20 3 года назад +11

    A Twinky diary is hilarious!

  • @shiannek7471
    @shiannek7471 3 года назад +1

    “It’s like... howdoyousayyyy... the Detroit of Johannesburg” 😂😂😂😂

  • @jolamari
    @jolamari 3 года назад +3

    Lmaooooooo @ Pat and Kesha!!!! 😂😂😂😂 They really didn’t want to do that!

  • @ladya1724
    @ladya1724 3 года назад +19

    Yay Ty! Aww no Meg😩

  • @KingXan79
    @KingXan79 3 года назад +5

    "I thought you were a poor black?" Why do you have me saying shit like this all the time?

  • @Quaynumba9
    @Quaynumba9 3 года назад +10

    Pat never seen shottas but he look like could audition for the reboot

  • @Nothingatall1984
    @Nothingatall1984 3 года назад +25

    Is anyone else still lit from last night?! That was an EPIC battle/celebration😍❤️🥰

    • @jokesterr119
      @jokesterr119 3 года назад +6

      What battle? Tahir reading Dr. Seus?

    • @latriselee1505
      @latriselee1505 3 года назад +1

      I’m tired from it and smell moth balls, brut after shave, cognac n bacon

    • @Nothingatall1984
      @Nothingatall1984 3 года назад

      @@latriselee1505 😂

  • @DonovanHaumpy
    @DonovanHaumpy 3 года назад +1

    What I like about these is that it's 33 mins until they get to the first topic 😂 had to sit thru 33 mins of nothing 😂 I can never get that time back

  • @Adore7_AUM
    @Adore7_AUM 3 года назад +4

    I love the banter & conversations more than the questions! Now that d🤬mn Ty Davis is hilarious, her expressions are priceless. When she started turning that newspaper...💀😂😂😂. All you guys are funny as hell and talented. Another great show guys! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @sinjin4563
    @sinjin4563 3 года назад +2

    ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES BY FAR. They literally only spent about a few minutes total talking about the actual topics. Nothing but organic hilarious hysterical conversation that it went 1 hour and 14 minutes and for the first time in history, they did not have time for the third topic. There was nothing like the epic last minute fumble by Tahir, the whole episode everyone else but Tahir was making the fumbles and then God said at the buzeer beater on the last joke on the last word, Tahir was about to mess up lol. BEST!

  • @kylangilmore5281
    @kylangilmore5281 3 года назад +6

    damn meg cant be replaced

  • @caliBornbEauty
    @caliBornbEauty 3 года назад +1

    Ty be trying to decide if she gon laugh at Tahir or not LOL
    She laughs on the replay tho lol

  • @dre_withwithout
    @dre_withwithout 3 года назад +15

    You Got Served is a cult classic. Put some spect' on it

  • @ebzb9956
    @ebzb9956 3 года назад +2

    Stuart 🗣Big! 😂😂😂

  • @timothymartin6252
    @timothymartin6252 3 года назад +13

    This pannel gonna be lit 😂😂😂 hey 👋🏿 keysha.E 😘👀

  • @MeyRysterio17
    @MeyRysterio17 3 года назад +1

    And Tahir fumbles at the goal line 😂😂

  • @paige2939
    @paige2939 3 года назад +3

    Thin clust pizzur 💀💀💀

  • @dadecountydiego
    @dadecountydiego 2 года назад +2

    I saw Ty, Keysha and Patrick were all in the same episode and damn near cried I was so happy 😂

  • @RinaDeLaGhetto
    @RinaDeLaGhetto 3 года назад +8

    Lmao this was such a rogue episode but I loved it 😂

  • @laugh_til_ithurts
    @laugh_til_ithurts 3 года назад +1

    Bro 18:18 when Keysha turned her camera off I DIED 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @ayomidefakuade7222
    @ayomidefakuade7222 3 года назад +18

    Ty's Back!!!

  • @topdoginc9400
    @topdoginc9400 3 года назад +1

    Pat made tahir sound like the rock person from chowder 🤣😅

  • @mtownboi4ya
    @mtownboi4ya 3 года назад +6

    I'm glad I like yall! I can't think of any other channels that can get away with 30 mins before they get to the topic!! 😜

  • @dw_harry
    @dw_harry 3 года назад +2

    I love when the pre-talk before the Vs and the off topics they have 🙌🏾 I just love ADD Squad Versus!

  • @ScissorsRockinPaper
    @ScissorsRockinPaper 3 года назад +5

    It amazes and upsets me how much pat doesn’t know

  • @wonderbutterfly3
    @wonderbutterfly3 3 года назад +2

    I love when they're just talking. Thanks for the content, team!

  • @mervinw6937
    @mervinw6937 3 года назад +5

    Keisha lied so hard on about half of the films she knows she didn’t see plenty of the movies but a confident yes means yes to all in law of popular people opinion.

  • @Senwot2000
    @Senwot2000 3 года назад +2

    Great Taste and Roast Me were the good ole days

  • @dogdonut3
    @dogdonut3 3 года назад +7

    When people say Reeseeez instead of Reese's. They were named after a guy who's last name was Reese (pronounced like grease). If you went to his house, would you say "I'm going to Reeseeez house"?

  • @TotalPsylence
    @TotalPsylence 3 года назад +2

    You can tell Pat don’t watch snowfall frfr. He better ask Leon!

  • @eboslay
    @eboslay 3 года назад +4

    Blue hill Avenue. Was a good hood movie..

  • @TNicoleMole1
    @TNicoleMole1 3 года назад +1

    Holding Back a Fart vs Holding Back Throwing Up

  • @OfficialMacLowe
    @OfficialMacLowe 3 года назад +4

    keysha put the glamour shot up and i went from laughing to "wait a minute!....damn 👀😍"

  • @ismaelvaldez2497
    @ismaelvaldez2497 3 года назад +1

    Taqueer really said “Al Paso” followed by “El Peso” 😂😂😂🤦