Christians are the Most Judgemental | Is It True? | All Def Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @Joelbeezyy
    @Joelbeezyy 7 лет назад +2818

    “Moses split the Red Sea and Jesus gonna split the defense”

  • @jaysales6466
    @jaysales6466 7 лет назад +3107

    "Are you trying to slow down to heart beat," Had me dying 😂😂😂

    • @IzzyBoi83
      @IzzyBoi83 7 лет назад +154

      “You a fucking criminal, I ain’t asking you shit else” 😂😂😩💀

    • @ashleimichael562
      @ashleimichael562 6 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jay_bbygirl
    @jay_bbygirl 6 лет назад +1896

    “It depends on what song he performs at the gate.” 💀

  • @onomeejobe5347
    @onomeejobe5347 7 лет назад +1423

    'Tell him what you neeeeedd ohhh tell him what you neeeeeeed' 😂😂😂

    • @icetheking4310
      @icetheking4310 7 лет назад +5

      Onome Ejobe always my favorite song in church

    • @dumillion23
      @dumillion23 7 лет назад +13

      Onome Ejobe "i need a neck". Lol

    • @autianiaellison3214
      @autianiaellison3214 6 лет назад +9

      I thought it was Jesus on the main line tell him what you want 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️

    • @synsanguine
      @synsanguine 6 лет назад +3

      Autiania Ellison I was thinking the same thing 🤣💯

  • @olive9762
    @olive9762 7 лет назад +2715

    "kids are baby goats" I died 😂

    • @himreddy1553
      @himreddy1553 7 лет назад +6

      Ducky Momo _ 😐.....😐....😅HaHAAAAAAAAA!!!! 🐐

    • @KateOwino
      @KateOwino 7 лет назад +3

      Joining you in the grave , Ducky Momo ... Oh, my tear glands.

    • @rantsandfaves
      @rantsandfaves 7 лет назад +6

      I randomly just thought of that line today & had to come watch this video again.

    • @Need4Speed5000
      @Need4Speed5000 6 лет назад +19

      He's not wrong though! That's what they're called :P

    • @ivahndebruinvenom9940
      @ivahndebruinvenom9940 6 лет назад +1

      Haha

  • @godofchaos007
    @godofchaos007 6 лет назад +338

    "Strap me up my ni**a" I died XD

  • @CHRISRILEY-wr6nm
    @CHRISRILEY-wr6nm 7 лет назад +1610

    "Jesus on the Main line tell him what you need"!!😭😭😭💀💀

  • @blackfrogkermit
    @blackfrogkermit 7 лет назад +814

    "That's too much for the pastor" lmao

    • @mssparkie81
      @mssparkie81 7 лет назад +3

      blackfrogkermit 😂😂😂😂

    • @5starmaniiiVice
      @5starmaniiiVice 7 лет назад

      blackfrogkermit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @where.is.Anthony
    @where.is.Anthony 5 лет назад +232

    “ARE U TRYNA SLOW DOWN YO HEARTBEAT?!”

  • @ktharris12
    @ktharris12 7 лет назад +1974

    This man said "tell him what you need Can I have a neck?" had me dead for a full 2 mins

    • @melihavoc
      @melihavoc 7 лет назад +39

      i watched that part 3x!

    • @ashleytenae1300
      @ashleytenae1300 7 лет назад +90

      “U gon get hit by lightning, and then ya suit gon fit” ahhh😂😭

    • @louisanyame-addo2049
      @louisanyame-addo2049 7 лет назад +8

      Kenyatta Harris yo i am dying literally fucking dying from that I’m wheezing lmfaooooooo 😂😂😂💀💀

    • @mariahchambers9708
      @mariahchambers9708 7 лет назад +1

      I swear to god I was dying

    • @j0gatu
      @j0gatu 7 лет назад +1

      LMFAOOO

  • @NatashaEh
    @NatashaEh 7 лет назад +2500

    THIS NEEDS A PART 2

    • @NatashaEh
      @NatashaEh 7 лет назад +37

      because it was entertaining?...

    • @swaymj6792
      @swaymj6792 6 лет назад +4

      Im No Chef Natasha don’t answer dumbass people

  • @lucienx2442
    @lucienx2442 6 лет назад +1497

    6:40 *FIRST BLACK MAN TO GET JOHN TO LAUGH*

    • @shane1421
      @shane1421 5 лет назад +143

      First human.

    • @franciszek9652
      @franciszek9652 5 лет назад +20

      What about Mu Johnson

    • @sa-vy1gf
      @sa-vy1gf 5 лет назад +35

      lewis belt made him laugh in all black people are democrats at 7:47 and that was filmed in october 2016

    • @ismaillafraouhi9471
      @ismaillafraouhi9471 5 лет назад +4

      Stevie did it too, go see the smash or pass edition.

    • @SuperHalfie
      @SuperHalfie 5 лет назад +1

      @@franciszek9652 best episode. That man is dead funny.

  • @MillaAye
    @MillaAye 7 лет назад +3005

    John finally laughed tat made my day

    • @racermaniak
      @racermaniak 7 лет назад +32

      There is another episode were he laughs. I think the episode is "Are blacks republicans?" or something like that

    • @steve-harveyy
      @steve-harveyy 7 лет назад +4

      I liked him better when he was the silent guy in the background.

    • @GIBBSKIDS1
      @GIBBSKIDS1 7 лет назад +67

      racermaniak "are blacks republicans" definitely isn't the title lol

    • @carolinengo2082
      @carolinengo2082 7 лет назад +6

      Mu made him laugh before LMAO

    • @cazsnap
      @cazsnap 7 лет назад +14

      The title is "All White People Love Trump - Is It True?". He laughs when the black guy said that he was voting for Trump. It wasn't an out loud laugh, but you could definitely see his smile and move.

  • @stratocheese
    @stratocheese 7 лет назад +571

    "Patrick shut up" BAHAHAHAHA

  • @A98712
    @A98712 5 лет назад +471

    They predicted Megan Good would marry a pastor.

    • @JOamelie
      @JOamelie 4 года назад +16

      They were already married... Nice try😂😂😂😂

  • @spunshbop757
    @spunshbop757 7 лет назад +78

    "Are you trying to slow your heartbeat down? You're a fucking criminal."
    lmaooooooooooooo

  • @solizerr
    @solizerr 5 лет назад +457

    "Jesus on the main line tell him what u need 'can I have a neck?'😂😂😂

  • @VENPLUS
    @VENPLUS 4 года назад +201

    "you gon get hit by lightning, then your suits gon' fit" LMAO

  • @Bull66th
    @Bull66th 7 лет назад +608

    Oh my finally i got to see John cracked... Dude have been with straight faces all this while, thank you Nate Jackson!!!

    • @NateJackson
      @NateJackson 7 лет назад +42

      I cracked him!

    • @glennjeffers8040
      @glennjeffers8040 7 лет назад +27

      You gon get hit by lightning... and then your suit gon fit.

    • @Bull66th
      @Bull66th 7 лет назад +3

      Yes you did man. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCK right there...

    • @itmekeko
      @itmekeko 7 лет назад +1

      when was it?

  • @heroshyma69
    @heroshyma69 7 лет назад +952

    "Jesus on the main line, tell him what you need yeah" .... Preach!

    • @melissaloney30
      @melissaloney30 7 лет назад +4

      heroshyma69 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @LottoLogista
      @LottoLogista 7 лет назад +57

      "Can I have a neck?" LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Shante1019
      @Shante1019 7 лет назад +1

      😭😭😩💀

    • @adamwarren9539
      @adamwarren9539 7 лет назад +14

      heroshyma69 you see John laughing😂😂😂

    • @chanaella
      @chanaella 7 лет назад +1

      I have never heard this version I always heard “tell him what you want”

  • @cslworldwide
    @cslworldwide 7 лет назад +1157

    “Tell him what you need”
    “Can I have a neck?”
    Rofl

    • @zerip9756
      @zerip9756 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @nizzle172
      @nizzle172 Год назад

      Everybody shut the f*ck up... Patrick shut up

  • @troywest7419
    @troywest7419 7 лет назад +911

    Tahir~" Are you trying to slow down your Heart Beat!!!"2:38

    • @mikebeon2539
      @mikebeon2539 7 лет назад +43

      i cried yo lol

    • @102wolfking
      @102wolfking 7 лет назад +2

      Lmfao

    • @qraee
      @qraee 7 лет назад +23

      "You a fuckin criminal"
      LMFAOOO

    • @himreddy1553
      @himreddy1553 7 лет назад

      Troy Boi _ 😯 *Im ju-Im just tryna...* 😂😂😂😂

  • @slumplump
    @slumplump 7 лет назад +273

    I love it when John starts laughing

  • @high_as_icarus5057
    @high_as_icarus5057 7 лет назад +1566

    "If god had a super power what would it be?"
    "Being late."

    • @KiajaKenard
      @KiajaKenard 6 лет назад +41

      #TheRealest.

    • @EsiaAF
      @EsiaAF 6 лет назад +23

      v. train this had me dead😂

    • @akumaisreal2090
      @akumaisreal2090 5 лет назад +58

      @Elton Francis it's a famous phrase to say "he's not always there when you want him, but he's always on time" or "the lord works in mysterious ways", to explain away why nothing happens when you pray for something.

    • @prissylily25
      @prissylily25 5 лет назад +7

      I Am DYING 🤣🤣🤣

    • @akumaisreal2090
      @akumaisreal2090 5 лет назад +13

      @Elton Francis your whole statement is why the concept of religion is flawwed. Everyone preaches of love and forgiveness, yet there are feuds about which religion is real or which one is right. And my favorite thing is when people like you always say "well, you aren't kissing God's ass every day, so why should he help you?". What kind of suck and twisted being would create a sentient race for the sole purpose if being worshipped, that's just plain arrogance, one if the things were taught are "bad". You conveniently talk about those who aren't Bible thumpers but what about the ones that are? What is your excuse for those people who pray, but nothing helps them. I already know the answer: It's part of God's plan, the Lord is testing you, or some other vague bullshit you'll say until something coincidentally good happens then you say "see, it just wasn't your time! God is always watching!", You're all opportunists that say whatever fits your agenda, do not speak to me about "evil" and "wicked" lol what a joke.

  • @kelsyejordan
    @kelsyejordan 7 лет назад +1079

    I'm a Christian and the answer is yes. Some are judgmental by the first time they lay eyes on you, they don't even have to meet you personally.

    • @spencercrane6420
      @spencercrane6420 7 лет назад +27

      It all depends on the eye of the holder. I might be trying to save a person and tell her/him about the love of jesus and what he did for us, but they might think I am forcing the word on them. The key is not to do all the work and throw it all at once. Be nice and respectful and tell them nicely like anyone else would, then let God do the heavy work because that's what he loves to do.

    • @clarissapeyton7466
      @clarissapeyton7466 7 лет назад +1

      Kelsye Jordan THANK YOU

    • @Meegoreng100
      @Meegoreng100 7 лет назад +7

      but in all honesty if you lived in a multi -religion country dont u think all extrimist people of said religion are like that.

    • @smokeybear1925
      @smokeybear1925 7 лет назад +6

      Kelsye Jordan I don't believe you are christian

    • @kugyhtds5643
      @kugyhtds5643 7 лет назад +1

      I'm a Christian too, but I'm shit at it

  • @justkeepitanonymous419
    @justkeepitanonymous419 7 лет назад +376

    My grand mama said lmfao stop it

  • @angelina_allanson8759
    @angelina_allanson8759 6 лет назад +211

    5:49
    Dude: would you ever consider Scientology?
    Other dude: man helll nah
    Dude:but what if they told you they could make you instantly famous? Would you ever do Scientology do?
    Other dude: helll yeah...

    • @IshiMonae
      @IshiMonae 5 лет назад

      had me cryinggg
      lolllllll

  • @elizabethjane5572
    @elizabethjane5572 7 лет назад +299

    “Kids are baby goats” mans wit the malcolm x quote!

    • @RR-kb4uc
      @RR-kb4uc 6 лет назад +11

      Well that is what you call a baby goat.

  • @kelechi9854
    @kelechi9854 7 лет назад +1196

    I can't believe y'all didn't say god would look like Morgan freeman

    • @carlystorrer747
      @carlystorrer747 7 лет назад +7

      Kelechi I was thinking Bob Ross

    • @ashleyyybabexx1460
      @ashleyyybabexx1460 7 лет назад +2

      omg i was fr thinking morgan freeman

    • @CodeNameKrm
      @CodeNameKrm 7 лет назад

      This kind of movie needs to happen. With sam jackson as the devil lmao

    • @potte2314
      @potte2314 7 лет назад +8

      I think God would look like a homeless person because the Devil was once the most beautiful angel in heaven. He uses appearance and surface value as a weapon to steal peoples' minds, hearts, and lives. God uses the soul to reach people, to guide us.

    • @MellowSorrow25
      @MellowSorrow25 7 лет назад +1

      I was thinking Jason Mamoa or Wesley Snipes

  • @gatesog_4320
    @gatesog_4320 6 лет назад +947

    4:50 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this man said god is just another name for lebron. Dead!

    • @spoolindsm127
      @spoolindsm127 5 лет назад +10

      Any chance to disrespect jesus a jew finna take it

    • @shannilove2801
      @shannilove2801 5 лет назад +5

      Sorry for them on judgement day

    • @idk9276
      @idk9276 5 лет назад +1

      a5m That’s funny

    • @r.r.l.s.5538
      @r.r.l.s.5538 4 года назад +8

      Lyric Gospel y’all pussy ass can’t take a joke

    • @Rarediel
      @Rarediel 4 года назад

      @@shannilove2801 no such thing lol

  • @TheTribalFreshie
    @TheTribalFreshie 7 лет назад +535

    *Reads title*
    _Scrolls through comments_
    ☕🐸

    • @gloru3707
      @gloru3707 7 лет назад

      TheTribalFreshie
      Sameeeeeeeeee

    • @chandlerbing7136
      @chandlerbing7136 7 лет назад

      exactly

    • @spencercrane6420
      @spencercrane6420 7 лет назад +6

      Good, you'll find a real christian in the comment section somewhere rather than this guy making us look bad. he doesn't even know what he is talking about. The only thing good about him, is that he might be christian.

    • @DrinkLennyD
      @DrinkLennyD 7 лет назад

      TheTribalFreshie fax

    • @pettypanda4703
      @pettypanda4703 7 лет назад

      MEEEEEEE

  • @MilkyJuggs321
    @MilkyJuggs321 7 лет назад +3388

    God will always and forever be Morgan Freeman if he was a celebrity

    • @iAzaria
      @iAzaria 7 лет назад +32

      MrTcastonia true af

    • @mysticangel192
      @mysticangel192 7 лет назад +29

      MrTcastonia YES THANK YOU!😂😂😂 I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

    • @KiwiPokerPlayer
      @KiwiPokerPlayer 7 лет назад +25

      With Kurt Cobain as Jesus.

    • @MrTaymizzle
      @MrTaymizzle 7 лет назад +6

      I said the same thing!

    • @booradley0131
      @booradley0131 7 лет назад +6

      Yesssss

  • @tsdiggs78
    @tsdiggs78 6 лет назад +173

    I'm going to need a full length version of Nate singing "Jesus on the Mainline" 😂😂😂

  • @sandragrayson3520
    @sandragrayson3520 7 лет назад +143

    JOHN LAUGHED!!

  • @Okieant
    @Okieant 7 лет назад +2213

    So we gonna just sit here and pretend that Muslim girl ain't fine as hell?

  • @Thando_Khumalo
    @Thando_Khumalo 6 лет назад +103

    "Jesus on the Main line tell him what you need" 😂😂😂😂Even John couldn't hold a straight face

  • @user-hz4uy9tw5z
    @user-hz4uy9tw5z 7 лет назад +269

    John swallowed a giggle HAHA IM DEAD 😂😂😂

  • @kiana4803
    @kiana4803 7 лет назад +4223

    As a Christian, the answer is yes

    • @terrezharris5262
      @terrezharris5262 7 лет назад +146

      memes n stuff
      Agree, us Christians can be judgemental like a mf. That why i don't go to church that much. I rather read the good book at home instead.

    • @kingswithdreams
      @kingswithdreams 7 лет назад +52

      Terrez Harris yup the body is the temple you can read the bible/pray at home🙏

    • @awesomeherring8064
      @awesomeherring8064 7 лет назад +3

      The Rap Game I mean no matter what way you slice it Christianity is one of the biggest religions in the world anyways so whos to say that the slave owners were solely why one race is more primarily one religion over the other. But at least if you agree to be Christian have it because you feel in tune with it rather than just becoming muslim or jewish to "deviate from massahs religion"

    • @woods6616
      @woods6616 7 лет назад +59

      Especially them old black baptist women they judgmental as hell

    • @kimberlycarter5915
      @kimberlycarter5915 7 лет назад

      memes n stuff i

  • @Gabrielle-Esther
    @Gabrielle-Esther 6 лет назад +66

    The Man in the middle testing them be creaking up silently laughing and shaking trying to hold it innnnnnn,Lol!!!!!!!

  • @christianbartoletti5842
    @christianbartoletti5842 7 лет назад +518

    6:43 hahahahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahahhahaha "can I have a neck"

  • @girl88853
    @girl88853 7 лет назад +145

    "I don't know how many of you guys go to church, but I sure don't" 😂😂😂😂 Had to pause it

  • @safayacarbon536
    @safayacarbon536 6 лет назад +49

    "John swallow that giggle" this has me toooooo weak

  • @jaxf4140
    @jaxf4140 7 лет назад +241

    "Can I have a neck" lmaoooo

  • @lebohangmakwela9206
    @lebohangmakwela9206 7 лет назад +170

    PART 2 PLEASE!!! The guy who was singing killed it.

    • @omaripantin6729
      @omaripantin6729 6 лет назад

      lebohang makwela 6989ó989Ihy ihjjhx bjjjyyhhuyr77

  • @vannakendrick2415
    @vannakendrick2415 6 лет назад +185

    "Can I Have A Neck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂 Tell Him What You Need A Jesus On The Main Line"

  • @cjdixon1995
    @cjdixon1995 7 лет назад +226

    that boy got pipes singing like that. He need to make that into a real gospel song. I'll be singin "Tell him what you need yeeaaaa. tell him what you need" Every day.

    • @greenapple8883
      @greenapple8883 7 лет назад +9

      Cameron Dixon Um, that is a real gospel song

    • @cjdixon1995
      @cjdixon1995 7 лет назад +1

      GreenApple 88 Thanks for The clarification. I'll change that statement to not an original composition but an Arrangement or his own version of the original song.

    • @greenapple8883
      @greenapple8883 7 лет назад +2

      Cameron Dixon It might have been MY interpretation of your comment, I was just letting you know in case you wanted to get your praise on lol!

    • @cjdixon1995
      @cjdixon1995 7 лет назад

      GreenApple 88 Don't worry man I got you but please be sure I will be looking that song up cause I need God in my life nowadays for sure.

    • @MsTaLaiah
      @MsTaLaiah 7 лет назад

      Here's the song Cameron: open.spotify.com/track/4IuZSeIKsfmMEYLr6tAd67?si=bpDhRGskTIK3MEKu1I3WQQ
      I heard it growing up in baptist church as a little girl. This is different because we all would sing together as a whole congregation. Juanita is talking and commenting on this version.

  • @letmeseeyemisi
    @letmeseeyemisi 7 лет назад +1558

    what happened to kev😂😂😂

    • @mssparkie81
      @mssparkie81 7 лет назад +91

      Yemisi Mustapha I don't think this is an episode Kev would be on! 😂

    • @JenniTulls
      @JenniTulls 7 лет назад +34

      Yemisi Mustapha You're so right. Kev would of been a perfect fit.

    • @nitaliataylor5741
      @nitaliataylor5741 7 лет назад

      Andrea Carter why not?

    • @remietaylor5043
      @remietaylor5043 7 лет назад +78

      Nitalia Taylor he a super christian 😭

    • @caralove93
      @caralove93 7 лет назад +2

      Yemisi Mustapha I was thinking the same exact thing

  • @ImJustTre
    @ImJustTre 5 лет назад +131

    Are you a good comedian?
    It’s inconclusive
    Why they do my boy Trevor like that 😂😂

  • @EagleZtoTheGrave
    @EagleZtoTheGrave 7 лет назад +1102

    That's not really a "Christian thing", it's a human trait. It's hightened in Christianity because there's a standard to live by and people trying to hold people accountable, BUT a lot of times it's done in a hypocritical or ignorant fashion.

    • @x18dicekx
      @x18dicekx 7 лет назад +15

      EagleZtoTheGrave That's the truth

    • @darianborneo2236
      @darianborneo2236 7 лет назад +9

      EagleZtoTheGrave well put

    • @GSBundling
      @GSBundling 7 лет назад +12

      EagleZtoTheGrave comment of the day-ay-ay!!

    • @nklas9997
      @nklas9997 7 лет назад +9

      EagleZtoTheGrave I like to see smart people like you

    • @crybabykermit8651
      @crybabykermit8651 7 лет назад

      EagleZtoTheGrave .

  • @rosearmor4534
    @rosearmor4534 7 лет назад +185

    "tell him what you need- can i have a neck? tell him what you need"

  • @cree101
    @cree101 5 лет назад +83

    “Are you trying to slow down your heartbeat?” My heartbeat actually stopped 💀😂😂

  • @Jamaican_queen25
    @Jamaican_queen25 7 лет назад +141

    "Jesus on the main line.. tell him what you need"!! LOL he is a fool man!!!!

  • @cookiemonster333444
    @cookiemonster333444 7 лет назад +50

    "You gon get hit by lightening then yo suit gon fit" lmao I died

  • @urmom3315
    @urmom3315 5 лет назад +40

    “Tell him what you neeeed”
    *“Can I have a neck”*

  • @User01-y5x
    @User01-y5x 7 лет назад +37

    Water is literally boneless ice

  • @asiadavisgurl1
    @asiadavisgurl1 7 лет назад +198

    "If god was a superhero, what would his super power be?"
    "...being late."
    BITCH I CACKLED 😂😂👏👏

  • @RB-nj4py
    @RB-nj4py 7 лет назад +97

    I love that muslim chick, she’s dope

  • @latrellinderson4214
    @latrellinderson4214 7 лет назад +121

    God is just another name for Lebron.....I'm weak 😂😂

  • @KMill-xb3uc
    @KMill-xb3uc 7 лет назад +232

    Kids are baby goats...😂

    • @MaYen1
      @MaYen1 7 лет назад

      K. Mill when he said that I was howling :L

    • @IISoLiDuZII
      @IISoLiDuZII 6 лет назад +3

      It’s true kids are baby goats , children are baby humans , that’s what he meant .

  • @jerzeyallen4539
    @jerzeyallen4539 6 лет назад +48

    “That’s too much for the pastor” 😂😂😭😭

  • @mikalahhodge3181
    @mikalahhodge3181 7 лет назад +382

    Actually the Bible says love all and doesn’t say that Jesus hates gays it says he loves us all for we have all sinned

    • @briannaabel8854
      @briannaabel8854 6 лет назад +1

      where?

    • @cambellcambell2462
      @cambellcambell2462 6 лет назад +22

      @Nicole Conner wrong it states rape is a abomination

    • @treycoa7598
      @treycoa7598 6 лет назад +8

      um have you read 1 Timothy 1:8-11 We know that the law is good if one uses it properly. 9We also know that the law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious, for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers, 10for the sexually immoral, for those practicing homosexuality, for slave traders and liars and perjurers-and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine 11that conforms to the gospel concerning the glory of the blessed God, which he entrusted to me. so he does go against homosexuality but also murders and slave owners. And also you cant actually say the bible doesn't exist scholars who are atheist and don't practice religion what so ever have to admit that Jesus story cannot be made up. As they investigate it and check roman history it is in their. Criminal investigators who try to take it and say its fake say the witness accounts are to massive and the exact same thing to consider fake. You can make up a lie and with 12 people (aka his disciples) can keep it in between them and try lie to everyone this happened. But the thing is he was crucified by a roman leader in front of a crowd of people that also wrote the event down and also effects the people . so the thing is that with so much evidence of it happening you cant say the bible is not real. Then to also note the people who were his disciples later die horrible deaths with torture and crazy ways to die but yet all of them never said Jesus isn't real. I mean heck the man that betrayed him hung himself . But you can believe whatever you want though its your choice you said your opinion I said mine

    • @itssjdrip
      @itssjdrip 6 лет назад +1

      1995 GetJiggyWitIt BLASPHEMY

    • @hilol7402
      @hilol7402 6 лет назад

      1995 GetJiggyWitIt
      Finally someone with a brain

  • @RealisticEnt
    @RealisticEnt 7 лет назад +13

    "You gone get hit by lightning, then your suit is going to fit." lmao

  • @yourfavoriteperson5327
    @yourfavoriteperson5327 6 лет назад +32

    7:40 - 7:47
    This is legit the funniest all def vid I ever seen💀💀

  • @WishyouWoods
    @WishyouWoods 7 лет назад +82

    The actual song is Jesus’ on the main line, tell him what you (want)...but he was doing his thang yes praise God!!!🙌🏽

    • @red7iris
      @red7iris 6 лет назад +2

      GODs Gift24 i kept
      Saying that ! Lol

    • @joybeyda7010
      @joybeyda7010 6 лет назад +2

      I was saying the same thing! Where did he get ‘need’ from?!???

  • @arionringo1660
    @arionringo1660 7 лет назад +63

    Yal I’m crying ! When he said “I needa neck “ 😭😭😭😂😂

  • @omegapuppyttv
    @omegapuppyttv 6 лет назад +4

    John has been in SO MANY videos and he’s always completely serious and straight faced and this is the first time I’ve seen him laugh, let alone crack a smile.

  • @TVTENDV
    @TVTENDV 7 лет назад +727

    Wait, so is they is or is they ain't the most judgmental? This video told me nothing.

    • @romeda5156
      @romeda5156 7 лет назад +110

      It told me Tahir need to pray for a neck…

    • @cheveyo1332
      @cheveyo1332 7 лет назад +15

      That's what I'm trying to figure out. They all seemed judgemental

    • @johnredcolt3
      @johnredcolt3 7 лет назад +54

      You must be new to this series. The title just slightly describes the content in the video

    • @dontfall2476
      @dontfall2476 7 лет назад +22

      My mans, get your grammar skills together.

    • @TVTENDV
      @TVTENDV 7 лет назад +15

      Dre H it's a reference to Louis Jordan's song "Is you is or is you ain't". Also, Chance the Rapper

  • @shekinahbamberg825
    @shekinahbamberg825 7 лет назад +85

    Kids are baby goats, Tahir "idk what just happen"

  • @brandilee8421
    @brandilee8421 6 лет назад +88

    The atheist is my favorite person😂😂 “being late”

  • @mvrzmusic7162
    @mvrzmusic7162 7 лет назад +8

    “You gone get hit by lightning and then your suit gone fit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GabeTheGreat
    @GabeTheGreat 7 лет назад +17

    "I don't know how many you guys go to church but I sure don't. But sometimes when I used to.." I'm done lol

  • @saraitownsend6086
    @saraitownsend6086 5 лет назад +14

    "Tell him what you need ohhh yeahhhh can i have a neck oh yeahhh"😂😂😂😂😂6:40

  • @bryson_1101
    @bryson_1101 7 лет назад +24

    Been waiting a minute for one of these

  • @itaylormeeks
    @itaylormeeks 7 лет назад +374

    First of all.... Halle berry is pretty but when the last time she been with a black guy?? 😂😂 yall aint gettin none of that fym lmaoo

    • @astrayblue1
      @astrayblue1 7 лет назад +8

      Damn I had to actually think about that LMAO good point

    • @JenniTulls
      @JenniTulls 7 лет назад

      Tay Eric Benet.

    • @IllMatic97
      @IllMatic97 7 лет назад +17

      Halle Berry overrated

    • @GASM0N
      @GASM0N 7 лет назад +12

      She married a black guy once....

    • @astrayblue1
      @astrayblue1 7 лет назад +3

      jpkp012345 unfortunately some black women think that way

  • @reddsmoke904
    @reddsmoke904 6 лет назад +11

    "You gon get hit by lightening, and THEN, that suit gonna fit" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @allyg2009
    @allyg2009 7 лет назад +60

    Not even Jesus could save Tahir from them reads. They always coming for him 😂

  • @mayaphillips150
    @mayaphillips150 7 лет назад +63

    He pulled up Proverbs 23 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @drxhunter
    @drxhunter 7 лет назад +50

    I could easily picture Patrick laughing at the neck joke hahaha!

  • @Alex-ty5xj
    @Alex-ty5xj 7 лет назад +8

    "Are you trying to slow down your heartbeat?" 💀💀

  • @imnotcreativeimc1415
    @imnotcreativeimc1415 7 лет назад +7

    6:55 that shit is too funny. Flood. Late. Mass murder. Late. It goes on and on lmao.

  • @GobyTSB
    @GobyTSB 6 лет назад +12

    the guy doing the test was struggling so hard to not laugh out loud hahha this needs a part 2 please

  • @deandrejohnson740
    @deandrejohnson740 7 лет назад +58

    "If it was Halle Berry............. WHAT!"

  • @kaym9904
    @kaym9904 7 лет назад +7

    "Tell 'em what you need" "can I have a neck??" 😂😂😂

  • @aaliyahsymoneee
    @aaliyahsymoneee 7 лет назад +33

    First time I’ve seen the lie detector guy laugh😂

  • @kiwichrisfan29
    @kiwichrisfan29 7 лет назад +4

    That "Jesus on the main line, tell him what you need. Can I have a neck?" At 6:25 has me physically hurt 😫😭😭😭

  • @carrot1681
    @carrot1681 7 лет назад +7

    this is so much better than buzzfeed

  • @espyq6119
    @espyq6119 7 лет назад +10

    Lol I fell in love with Nate when he started singing 😂

  • @tyronetyrone5989
    @tyronetyrone5989 7 лет назад +10

    "Kids are baby goats".I legit had to pause the video and rethink everything about my life after he said that

  • @a98176
    @a98176 7 лет назад +55

    I would let Michael Jordan and LeBron play while I sat on the bench and talked with Jesus.

  • @jknumber5138
    @jknumber5138 6 лет назад +48

    7:00!!! I agree with all that realness

    • @siaravanexel7833
      @siaravanexel7833 5 лет назад +2

      JK number5 real shit though, he didn’t lie!!

  • @qwerty3165
    @qwerty3165 7 лет назад +5

    Buzzfeed doesn't have the balls to make a video like this

  • @thomasbrady7390
    @thomasbrady7390 7 лет назад +8

    "Tell am what you need, heyyy"😂😂😂💀

  • @ChristinaGina
    @ChristinaGina 7 лет назад +76

    It feels so weird seeing this at 666k views. I feel filthy.

  • @0Nadia1997
    @0Nadia1997 7 лет назад +26

    We are all judgemental, doesn’t matter if your religious or not we’re still all judgemental!!

  • @mickey1090
    @mickey1090 6 лет назад +7

    When I said “Kanye” I swear I laughed my self to death came back alive rolled over and ran through the house. I couldn’t stop laughing and replaying for 30 min

  • @ohba887
    @ohba887 6 лет назад +4

    I just love how JOHN keeps laughing. He can't stop!

  • @kimmy1743
    @kimmy1743 7 лет назад +4

    "tell them what you neeeeeed, can i have a neeeck" (pointing at tahir) 🤣😂😂

  • @_Trey-3
    @_Trey-3 7 лет назад +84

    Lmao "get the fuck out"

  • @ccrackmyribs
    @ccrackmyribs 6 лет назад +4

    "You goin get hit by lightening, then ya suit goin fit" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @MsSplitpersonality06
    @MsSplitpersonality06 7 лет назад +4

    My best friend is now religious and she is 🙄omg. Everything is a sin now. Going out, having a simple drink, listening to anything that's not gospel music, don't curse or ur going to hell. She's basically in a hole by herself in the house all the time. She's too judgmental now and it's annoying. A total fun sucker. I still love her tho. I'm spiritual so I don't judge and I'm still myself.

    • @dusk7774
      @dusk7774 6 лет назад

      Daysha A exactly how I feel with one of my long time friends