"and then she had to be torpedoed to finish her off" doesn't quite do Nevada justice. She was also bombarded for a few days straight, and failed to be sunk. The torpedoes also failed to sink her. In the end she had to be scuttled and even then she landed on the sea floor the right way up meaning all that really happened is she was promoted to Submarine.
Ulrich is believed to be the H class paper ship, which was never finished. Hulls were laid down but the H class battleships never got further than that. Design wise, they were basically a bigger Bismarck class
@@chitaumoua2396 Because Napoleon fought the British only 3 times (and won only Toulon yes) but between 1743 and 1815 (Waterloo is the last so) in the 123 encounters between France and Great Britain 63 were won by France (so 60 by Great Britain and the Coalitions) and the vast majority was France Alone against The Coalitions so rarely the British Alone
She fought in two world wars, trading shots with German (twice), Japanese and Italian capital ships; Is the most decorated ship in RN history (even more than Viccy) and still holds the longest for longest-ranged accurate strike with a kinetic weapon. The Grand Ole Lady deserved better. Also, she was gorgeous.
Him: So who's your favorite waifu? Me: I don't? *"In the distance"* *"From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form, And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm, Sign of power, show of force, Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course. Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel, Bismarck in motion, Queen of the ocean, She was made to rule the waves, Across the seven seas!"* Also tirpiz Idk why She's just hot in my eyes
2:33 Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel! Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean! He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas! The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine!
i'm french too, but no Richelieu-class is not the best battleship ever made, it's the Iowa-class. for me Richelieu-class are the third (Yamato-class is second)
The 2nd part of Yorktown one is accurate, what worse is if the US fleet had moved fast enough they could have captured Akagi before the Japanese could have scuttled her. Edit: This is purely a hypothetical and unlikely to have occurred but is a neat idea maybe the devs play around with.
@@Abrams6578 the propaganda value alone would throw sinking her out the window. Remember she was the flagship of the combined fleet that lead the attack on pearl harbor. It's a massive insult to the imperial navy to have captured her, it's an even bigger insult to then refit her and use her to replace the lost of Lexington. Even if she wouldn't see combat the propaganda and spite value is too much just to sink or scrap.
@@TheLoraxshadenough Akagi would probably not be worth refitting, and nobody at that time was even consdering the idea of boarding a ship to claim it as a prize, that was something of another era almost. The Americans were too busy trying to find out what the heck was happening. Also, I'm not sure if the escort fleet was in the area or not, but I fully understand if the commander did not like the idea of sailing into a potential gunfight to maybe perhaps claim a mortally wounded aircraft carrier that was slowly being reduced to a (barely) floating iron nugget. They already had their massive propaganda victory, why risk throwing it away to maybe capture one ship, important as it may be, that was going to sink anyway?
@@the_tactician9858 considering the lost of Lexington at coral sea and the possible lost of other carriers in later engagements, capturing and using a enemy as a replacement is cheaper in time and resources then building another from scratch. Even with most electrical and flammable components were lost, half of the work is already done and installing new components would take only a small amount of time. Boarding Akagi would be out of the question considering the still ongoing fires but throwing a rope or chain around part of her and towing her like Yorktown back to port is feasible. The victory at Midway was more than enough of a propaganda victor, capturing Akagi would just be icing on the cake. The whole post is a very big hypothetical and would have been very unlikely to occur but it would be a cool idea for Yostar to play around with and maybe add a new variant or skin for Akagi that plays on this idea, kinda like NP's Eugen that's real world counter part was unfinished but the drydock was captured by the soviets.
@@TheLoraxshadenough I highly doubt they'd have bothered. The guts of the ship would be too different from what the US navy uses, making the logistics of keeping it operational a nightmare. And while yeah, you could maybe use the hull and redo everything else in it, it would take a lot of time and resources, eat up precious dockspace, and result in something inferior to what the US was building in droves, while taking about as much time as just building another Essex class carrier. That said, if they could capture her safely, they'd definitely do so for intelligence reasons, as well as the propaganda value of sailing a captured carrier into port. But a bit of a moot point, as the Japanese would have just put a volley of long lances into her, much like how the US torpedoed the Wasp, except their torpedoes generally worked (did have some issue that the wakes of large ships could prematurely detonate them, but, well that's not applicable in this case).
The Bataan one caught me off guard and the Jean Bart one I like it because of how she got destroyed by my home state battleship Massachusetts. Absolutly Decimated
“My Thoughts of my Azur Lane Waifu say about” Bataan- “She’s Violet Evergarden” Victorious- “She the most Underrated Illustrious Class sister there is and Deserves more love.” FDG- “I always wanted a Mommy that is German. And also freakishly Tall.” August Von Parseval- “She taken my Freedom and ill slain her Dragon.” Formidable- “I like very large Woman with thicc oppai. And how heavy she is- Yes. I’m gonna fluff her.” Aquila: “She just an Italian version of Illustrious.” *Proceed carrying her to my room that night* Roon- “I like Crazy, Yandere German Waifu with big Oppai and fluffing me that night.”
2:45 looks like the german governor and the polizei founds out that you're a pro nazi i like bismarck due to the badass thing and she's beautiful tho in the game, and yes i only like her because of history reference and i'm not a pro nazi
If Alaska ever gets into the game, this what I'm imagining: "Alaska: you like a bigger and sexier version of Baltimore, and are still pissed they struck her from the roster after four years of service and scrapped her in the 1960s.
Arizona/Juneau: she needs to be comforted and protected at all costs Pennsylvania: you like having a big sister who can protect you (PS, technically Bismarck was torpedoed by Dorsetshire before the scuttling charges detonated)
For Nevada, don't forget she also survived a constant 5 day long bombardment from every available ship (including USS Iowa) after the nukes and before she was torpedoed.
@@keekosaludes8875 By Rerun event. It was the same time I got ‘Bama and Baltimore. I’d been playing since before 2nd anniversary but that still meant I missed the original event.
1:03 When I heard this voice line during exercise battles, my fight-or-flight kept getting activated to the point where I had to turn my volume all the way down. I kept thinking, "WHICH ONE KEEPS DOING THAT? WHO DO I KEEP OFF MY FLEET?!"
@@NobleDemonTim yeah, sadly we cant play it in the west. But why should it stop OC from making a kancolle favourite waifu vid, having a gacha game isnt an requirment for that
From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm Sign of power, show of force Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel Firepower, firefight Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight Into formation, the hunt has begun Death and damnation, the fleet is coming He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss They are bound by iron and blood The flagship of the navy, the terror of the seas His guns have gone silent at last Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine To lead the war machine To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine The terror of the seas Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
Here's my long version: Yorktown - Irisviel with a flight deck strapped to her. Hipper - As flat as a flight deck, a bully material for Eugen. Warspite - The forrest gump of dreadnoughts by the Brits. A Jutland warrior and my fave granny. Graf Spee - damn it, Achilles and Ajax. Time to scuttle myself. Bataan - You just summoned the FILIPINOS. Long Island - Gets cuter when she tries to scare you. Chapayev - I like her Gulag skin. Vodka beauty she is. MUST SMASH Hood - All it took was Bismarck's 5th Salvo LMAOOOO Helena - Cinnamon roll. SG Radar go brrrrrrr Nagato - Another cute granny dreadnought that isn't Queen Elizabeth-class. Durable enough to survive two nukes. Nevada - *SHOUNEN Intensifies* Jean Bart - Battle of Casablanca go brrrrr. Gets some Yuri artwork with Massachusetts. Bismarck - Deutsche Qualitat. Got Winston Churchill shaking in his boots. Baltimore - Best Tomboy in AL. Absolute Wife Material. Her L2D looks delish. MUST SMASH Zuikaku - Has a thing for Enterprise. And loves Shrimp Tempura. MUST SMASH. Shoukaku - Damn she knew how to play flute. Must SMASH. Indianapolis - Secret Objective: Carry out materials to create nukes and to be used in Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Prinz Eugen - still chillin' upside down somewhere in Atoll. Absolutely HORNI. MUST SMASH FdG - BOOUUUYAAAAAA UvH - Edgy H-Klasse Slachtschiffe Enterprise - OWARI DAAAA. Proceeds to get more than 20 Battle Stars New Jersey - Operation Desert Storm go brrrrrrr. Rascal Does Not Dream about Bunny Girl Black Dragon. Taihou - pls don't let Albacore go close to me. MUST SMASH Hakuryuu - Uses Katana to chop her food. Cheshire - still a stupid cat with HE power Tirpitz - Damn. I became a Knife. Fvck you Tallboys. Dunkerque - I guess I'll end up as a tank. Richelieu - One pretty Baguette with a French Burnt Toast sister. Shimakaze - Still underwater in Leyte Gulf. Noshiro - Thank you Atdan for making her a cute tomato. Independence - Thank you Atdan for making her damn pretty. Crossroad nukes go brrrrrr Centaur - Date Reiko (Fault! Series) with a Bow and Arrow. Sasuga Tony-sama. Ryuuhou - Another Tony Taka creation. Damn good looking legs. Mainz - still no skin and it's 2022. Drake - I just wanna slap her ass. Dido, Sirius, Charbydis - PAIZURI MAIDO Curacoa & Curlew - They both kinda look like Miss Congeniality with a maid dress on. Sheffield - Guns blazinggggggg with no pantsu Belfast - Damn I wanna visit her museum. Bel x Enty Yuri go brrrrr Edinburgh - Gets sunk while carrying 400+ gold bars. Clumsy as heck but definitely cute. Arizona - Absolutely precious. Must protecc. Still leaks black tears everyday. Bremerton - Still lewded to this day. BIG HONKERS. Formidable - The ship that launched herself. Don't call her heavy. Peter Strasser - Kurumi with Dio's Za Warudooooo Howe - The pretty cookie of the KGV Class. Sasuga Snow-sama Duca Degli Abruzzi - Ohisashiburi lewds her a lot. Wears prosthetic arm like Violet Evergarden. MUST SMASH VV, Marco Polo and Littorio - ITS PIZZA TIME. In Mussolini's country. Belorussiya and Rossiya - *Proud USSR Moment* MUST SMASH
Honestly, at this point you’ve covered 3 or 4 of my top 5 Azur Lane waifus (Belfast, Ayanami, Atago, and Zuikaku) but where the heck is Howe (the 5th place). I mean, she’s adorable and loves cookies, what else can I say?
Slightly unpopular opinion: I like Tirpitz better. She may not have accomplished as much or achieved such legendary infamy as her older sister, but she was an improved design and honestly cost the brits more time, money and energy than Bismarck ever did, thus gaining more actual purpose.
why made they warspite so young looking that thing is litrally a 1915 battelship that means is a 1ww ship she should be more like a grandma ps wtf is this anime and why are most vritisch battelships so small
Also the fact that the word "ship" is masculine in Russian language making chapayev (also Tallin, Kirov, destroyers currently present in game, sovetskyi soyuz, gangut and Kronstadt) men, or boats that have zero relation to proper ships
Here’s another joke you could have put for Bismarck: BAKA MONO GA! DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI! (Let’s be real here, YOU KNOW someone had to bring Von Stroheim.) Also, SHE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVE ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS! LONG LIVE IRON BLOOD! Also, I’m also EXTREMELY PISSED that warspite wasn’t kept as a museum ship which now makes the IJN Mikasa the last British built Battleship still in existence
The captain of the Hipper actually praised Gloworms valor and his letter to the british via red cross was one of the resons her skipper got a Victora cross.
0:30 YES. A HUNDRED TIMES YES. "Say, Reggie, should we save the most battle-honored vessel in Royal Navy history?" "Oh, you mean the one that traded shots with Italian, Japanese AND German capital ships in two world wars?" "Don't forget the longest-distance successful artillery strike in Human history." "Oh, yeah......................... Nah. Scrap 'er." "Yeah, you're right." RIP Grande Ol Lady.
Eh, preserving warships wasn't really a thing at the time and everyone was broke from the war. With only really two exceptions, the only large warships to be preserved survived at least into at least the 60s in some manner of reserve capacity. Nobody was going to preserve a beat up old ship like Warspite. Not unlike how the US didn't bother preserving Enterprise because the US had an abundance of more modern carriers, meaning there wasn't really any value in even keeping her in the reserve fleet, and ship preservation just wasn't really a thing
0:28 You love the battleship meta! Me too! 1:34 RAMMING SPEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!! 1:57 Best battleship in the Sakura empire...too bad that isn't saying much because there's only like 5 other battleships in the Sakura empire.
Bismarck: I am greatest Battleship head my guns Hood: NEV…… Bismarck: 1 hit Ko alright! Oh nien run! ONE SQAUDRON OF SWORDFISH LATER Bismarck: we are running in circles we are screwed! But those were slow bi planes… how? How!
Gamer: when sometimes when ships waifus. Well.......... I don't know wtf. Otaku: ¯\(:/)/¯ Fbi: you got damn no Commander: it's hard to deal from this situation. For God sake. *scream of rage*. Crusader: oh boy Paladin: when things get old. Gets a brand new ships. Like wow. Adding new ships from another anime or vtubers are ridiculously stupid. Bruh they are not from the history from the battleship war. Why the heck the developers adding this ridiculously characters. They just so op. Like what the heck. Oh my God. Wow *clapping hard* Steve: you know the suffering of the azur lane lovers that is that you spent a lot of money to buy a new character that has being new release and new outfits. Men talk about lots of thing to buy without even realizing how much money you have to buy from this game azur lane character. For God sake. More like farming for new characters to buy. Goddammn it Roblox: oof Meme: *crying of tears screaming for disaster* Soldier: damn it worth it Ninjahunter: 😐😑👍 waifus collection on locked
As a guy who loves a lot of things about Germans, both medieval and modern, owned an RC Tiger tank when I was 8, currently studying Deutsch (A2 is pretty difficult to memorize and it's really hard to get into B1). Ja.. du kannst mich Wehraboo heißen.
2:27 As an guy from country which was literally fucked by France and UK in 39 and 40 I can say That only ww2 was France worsest war And French navy was lot stronger than Italian and German combined So ye.... But still good video
Enterprise is best carrier, change my mind. (Dick Best best Dauntless pilot onboard during midway 2019 because he caused enough damage Akagi with a single bomb, that the japs scuttled her.)
You should've kept the thumbnail one for Bismarck. Or added that in. Every fucking time someone mentions her, that fucking song has to be yelled at all caps. If only the OKM was smart enough to not send her convoy raiding, when she was a battleship, only with a heavy cruiser as an escort, when the enemy had aircraft carriers. Fucking brilliant.
Well this was unexpected my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined, I don't love Jean bart become I think she's the best modern Battleship of that time or because she's french... I just have a thing for high long ponytails.
Yeah OC Gangsta, Hood was the victim of sheer bad luck when a weak spot exposed by Hood's own bow wave and trough during the final turn, A design flaw that could not have been foreseen
*As a big Bismarck fan, I can relate.*
Bismarck fan here, can also relate
As a Bismarck fan I can relate
As a Bismarck fan, I can relate
I want shikikan ship, if there is ever any.
I don't have particular favorite among ship.
@Kcsnipper77 hmmm.......
This definitely needs to be a series throughout Azur Lane.
yo ya got any idea what the song is? im curious since before lol
"and then she had to be torpedoed to finish her off" doesn't quite do Nevada justice.
She was also bombarded for a few days straight, and failed to be sunk. The torpedoes also failed to sink her. In the end she had to be scuttled and even then she landed on the sea floor the right way up meaning all that really happened is she was promoted to Submarine.
Where's West Virginia? Where's all the Colorado sisters? I need my PTSD guitar playing family band waifu FFRP!
WEST VIRGINIA! MOUNTAIN MAMA!
@@OCGangsta COUNTRY ROAD! TAKE ME HOME!
@@nine-0991 ALL MY MEMORIES, GATHER ROUND HER MINERS LADY STANGER TO BLUE WATER
@@IronicSM DARK AND DUSTY, PAINTED ON THE SKY
@@latacaelum MISTY TASTE OF MOONSHINE, TEARDROP IN MY EYE
lol "long live Philippines" as a Filipino i see that as an absolute win
Too bad the Jesuits have been using the Philippines as a testing site for their shenanigans, since hijacking the blood pact.
Hell yeah long live the Philippines
Same
Me too
We always win
Als Deutscher hat mich der Bismarck Part zum weinen gerbracht, vor lauter Lachen
Hello fellow german
Hmph-
@@KATHLEEN-XM772 BISMARCK?!
@@jonaswerner8480 J...ja?
@@KATHLEEN-XM772 Sorry, hat mich nur sehr überrascht
Look, Ulrich is great, but Bismarck is the one true German Battleship
Indeed, and she is my favorite waifu too
Ulrich is believed to be the H class paper ship, which was never finished. Hulls were laid down but the H class battleships never got further than that. Design wise, they were basically a bigger Bismarck class
The SMS Kaiser class: am i a joke to you?
The SMS emden: We are a joke to you but we still kicked fat ass!
He was made to rule the wave across the seven seas for a reason
Bismarck really isn't as great as the Propaganda makes her out to be
"The French suck at wars"
Napoleon and Charlemagne: am I a joke to you?
Compare the victories Napoleon had over Britain to victories that Britain had over Napoleon then get back to me.
@@OCGangsta now I think about it, I've never seen napoleon beat the British before. With the exception of Toulon
@@chitaumoua2396 and even then Toulon wasn't a full French victory as the British retreated to avoid destruction similar to the Russains with Napoleon
France have more military victory anyway
@@chitaumoua2396 Because Napoleon fought the British only 3 times (and won only Toulon yes) but between 1743 and 1815 (Waterloo is the last so) in the 123 encounters between France and Great Britain 63 were won by France (so 60 by Great Britain and the Coalitions) and the vast majority was France Alone against The Coalitions so rarely the British Alone
I see you also shared my sentiment about Warspite. Also i laughed way harder than i should at Long Island part.
She fought in two world wars, trading shots with German (twice), Japanese and Italian capital ships; Is the most decorated ship in RN history (even more than Viccy) and still holds the longest for longest-ranged accurate strike with a kinetic weapon. The Grand Ole Lady deserved better. Also, she was gorgeous.
OC Gangsta: *brings up Amagi*
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Him: So who's your favorite waifu?
Me: I don't?
*"In the distance"*
*"From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form, And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm, Sign of power, show of force, Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course. Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel, Bismarck in motion, Queen of the ocean, She was made to rule the waves, Across the seven seas!"*
Also tirpiz
Idk why
She's just hot in my eyes
theres a reason i oathed both ships in tandem
@@richie_0740I oathed Bismarck and Zwei AND tirpitz
Bismarck being a Sabaton reference was inevitable XD
And entirely correct, because I hum it to myself every time a salvo goes out XD
2:33
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel!
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean!
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas!
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine!
I can hear the song right in my head
Two thousand men and fifty-thousand tons of steel
Set a course for the Atlantic, with the allies on their heel
@@maxharter5716 fire power! Fire fight!
Battle station,keep the target steady in sight
@@oceanmanefibc1743 Into formation! The hunt has begun! Death and damnation! The fleet is coming he wad made to rule the wave accross the seven seas!
@@mrslap1089 to lead the war machine,
To rule the wave and lead the kriegmarine!
As a French, I feel really offended, but we all know Richelieu class actually were the best battleships ever made
*Laughs in Richelieu losing 3 main guns due to faulty shells*
i'm french too, but no Richelieu-class is not the best battleship ever made, it's the Iowa-class. for me Richelieu-class are the third (Yamato-class is second)
@@vivienjacson4697 Boi KGV class
@@irinashidou9524 356mm main gun is cringe
Not the best, but definitely the most unique and coolest looking
The 2nd part of Yorktown one is accurate, what worse is if the US fleet had moved fast enough they could have captured Akagi before the Japanese could have scuttled her.
Edit: This is purely a hypothetical and unlikely to have occurred but is a neat idea maybe the devs play around with.
eh, the US would've either sunk her themselves or just scrapped her anyway, which is honestly a worse fate than being sunk
@@Abrams6578 the propaganda value alone would throw sinking her out the window. Remember she was the flagship of the combined fleet that lead the attack on pearl harbor. It's a massive insult to the imperial navy to have captured her, it's an even bigger insult to then refit her and use her to replace the lost of Lexington. Even if she wouldn't see combat the propaganda and spite value is too much just to sink or scrap.
@@TheLoraxshadenough Akagi would probably not be worth refitting, and nobody at that time was even consdering the idea of boarding a ship to claim it as a prize, that was something of another era almost. The Americans were too busy trying to find out what the heck was happening. Also, I'm not sure if the escort fleet was in the area or not, but I fully understand if the commander did not like the idea of sailing into a potential gunfight to maybe perhaps claim a mortally wounded aircraft carrier that was slowly being reduced to a (barely) floating iron nugget. They already had their massive propaganda victory, why risk throwing it away to maybe capture one ship, important as it may be, that was going to sink anyway?
@@the_tactician9858 considering the lost of Lexington at coral sea and the possible lost of other carriers in later engagements, capturing and using a enemy as a replacement is cheaper in time and resources then building another from scratch. Even with most electrical and flammable components were lost, half of the work is already done and installing new components would take only a small amount of time.
Boarding Akagi would be out of the question considering the still ongoing fires but throwing a rope or chain around part of her and towing her like Yorktown back to port is feasible. The victory at Midway was more than enough of a propaganda victor, capturing Akagi would just be icing on the cake.
The whole post is a very big hypothetical and would have been very unlikely to occur but it would be a cool idea for Yostar to play around with and maybe add a new variant or skin for Akagi that plays on this idea, kinda like NP's Eugen that's real world counter part was unfinished but the drydock was captured by the soviets.
@@TheLoraxshadenough I highly doubt they'd have bothered. The guts of the ship would be too different from what the US navy uses, making the logistics of keeping it operational a nightmare. And while yeah, you could maybe use the hull and redo everything else in it, it would take a lot of time and resources, eat up precious dockspace, and result in something inferior to what the US was building in droves, while taking about as much time as just building another Essex class carrier. That said, if they could capture her safely, they'd definitely do so for intelligence reasons, as well as the propaganda value of sailing a captured carrier into port.
But a bit of a moot point, as the Japanese would have just put a volley of long lances into her, much like how the US torpedoed the Wasp, except their torpedoes generally worked (did have some issue that the wakes of large ships could prematurely detonate them, but, well that's not applicable in this case).
0:54 is pretty accurate ngl.
The Bataan one caught me off guard and the Jean Bart one I like it because of how she got destroyed by my home state battleship Massachusetts. Absolutly Decimated
"destoyed", not really. and you need a full fleet with a frechy lunch BB to counter a unfinish Jean Bart, great job
It’s also my home state battleship B)
I was expecting a Violet Evergarden reference.
The Bataan one was very Hilarious considering......
“My Thoughts of my Azur Lane Waifu say about”
Bataan- “She’s Violet Evergarden”
Victorious- “She the most Underrated Illustrious Class sister there is and Deserves more love.”
FDG- “I always wanted a Mommy that is German. And also freakishly Tall.”
August Von Parseval- “She taken my Freedom and ill slain her Dragon.”
Formidable- “I like very large Woman with thicc oppai. And how heavy she is- Yes. I’m gonna fluff her.”
Aquila: “She just an Italian version of Illustrious.” *Proceed carrying her to my room that night*
Roon- “I like Crazy, Yandere German Waifu with big Oppai and fluffing me that night.”
Violet Evergarden ahhhhhh my weakspot
Very accurate with Roon
Poor bed... got flatend
As a Filipino I heard Bataan I was like huh there was a battleship called that, and the next part had me crying.
USS Nevada: “I shall die a thousand deaths before I yield”
Ok you got a sad smile of remembrance for this
2:50 It appears they were, uhm, unable to fix the technical difficulty
I like the Bismarck and I'm believe my great grandfather served on the real Bismarck
2:45 looks like the german governor and the polizei founds out that you're a pro nazi
i like bismarck due to the badass thing and she's beautiful tho in the game, and yes i only like her because of history reference and i'm not a pro nazi
German flag pfp
Filipino here, the Bataan one is very accurate
“She Violet Evergarden.”
Yes same
If Alaska ever gets into the game, this what I'm imagining:
"Alaska: you like a bigger and sexier version of Baltimore, and are still pissed they struck her from the roster after four years of service and scrapped her in the 1960s.
Thank you for including Long island
The bismarck really gotten me since i always listen to the music
HELL YEAA LONG LIVE THE PHILIPPINES , I LIVE HERE IN BATAAN🇵🇭
Same po MABUHAYYYY REEEEEEE
Arizona/Juneau: she needs to be comforted and protected at all costs
Pennsylvania: you like having a big sister who can protect you
(PS, technically Bismarck was torpedoed by Dorsetshire before the scuttling charges detonated)
PS your information has been proved wrong ruclips.net/video/v7lC1wN4sIU/видео.html
@@OCGangsta fair enough, I hope you noticed my statements
Yeah, I kinda stan Arizona, too.
1:04 haha that one’s pretty funny
For Nevada, don't forget she also survived a constant 5 day long bombardment from every available ship (including USS Iowa) after the nukes and before she was torpedoed.
2:39 *clears throat*
"I am a pole"
If you know the piorun(or prion) you know what happens
No contribution whatsoever
@@OCGangstaI think drawing fire is quite a great contribution
raise of a nation a beast made of steel
"pride of a nation" raise of a nation has a totaly different conotation
FCK I LOVE SABATON . BISMARCK is my waifu . Wer will sink all of your WAIFUS😈😈😈. I am bad. 🤣🤣🤣
Thanks to my downhill spiral from loving yanderes, I've somehow been lovestruck by Roon and I simply cannot get enough of Roon♡
0:19 beriln wall
1:28 I'm genuinely offended that you called Amagi out on this. Plush Amagi is watching you while you sleep, y'know.
I really want to add Bataan to my fleet purely for the fact I'm Filipino
I run all carrier fleets. Before I got Independence Retro, Bataan was critical. She still is for my secondary carrier fleet over Casablanca.
@@aegiskilometer How did you get Bataan anyway?
@@keekosaludes8875 By Rerun event. It was the same time I got ‘Bama and Baltimore. I’d been playing since before 2nd anniversary but that still meant I missed the original event.
1:03 When I heard this voice line during exercise battles, my fight-or-flight kept getting activated to the point where I had to turn my volume all the way down. I kept thinking, "WHICH ONE KEEPS DOING THAT? WHO DO I KEEP OFF MY FLEET?!"
omg same
tbf, i like Oklahoma because my family is from there. Ive seen her mast at USS Batfish in Muscogee, and that was pretty fuckin sad
Kancolle when?
Edit: Kaga btw
Never, because KADOKAWA themselves drydocked KanColle as Japan-ONLY in favor of their own in-house isekai like SAO BEFORE Azur Lane even existed.
@@NobleDemonTim the anime still exists, and even gets a second season this year
@@kongou1912 I'm talking about the gacha for KanColle.
@@NobleDemonTim yeah, sadly we cant play it in the west.
But why should it stop OC from making a kancolle favourite waifu vid, having a gacha game isnt an requirment for that
Graf Zeppelin would be nice in one of your videos
From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form
And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
Sign of power, show of force
Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel
Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel
Firepower, firefight
Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight
Into formation, the hunt has begun
Death and damnation, the fleet is coming
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss
They are bound by iron and blood
The flagship of the navy, the terror of the seas
His guns have gone silent at last
Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
To lead the war machine
To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
The terror of the seas
Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
Here's my long version:
Yorktown - Irisviel with a flight deck strapped to her.
Hipper - As flat as a flight deck, a bully material for Eugen.
Warspite - The forrest gump of dreadnoughts by the Brits. A Jutland warrior and my fave granny.
Graf Spee - damn it, Achilles and Ajax. Time to scuttle myself.
Bataan - You just summoned the FILIPINOS.
Long Island - Gets cuter when she tries to scare you.
Chapayev - I like her Gulag skin. Vodka beauty she is. MUST SMASH
Hood - All it took was Bismarck's 5th Salvo LMAOOOO
Helena - Cinnamon roll. SG Radar go brrrrrrr
Nagato - Another cute granny dreadnought that isn't Queen Elizabeth-class. Durable enough to survive two nukes.
Nevada - *SHOUNEN Intensifies*
Jean Bart - Battle of Casablanca go brrrrr. Gets some Yuri artwork with Massachusetts.
Bismarck - Deutsche Qualitat. Got Winston Churchill shaking in his boots.
Baltimore - Best Tomboy in AL. Absolute Wife Material. Her L2D looks delish. MUST SMASH
Zuikaku - Has a thing for Enterprise. And loves Shrimp Tempura. MUST SMASH.
Shoukaku - Damn she knew how to play flute. Must SMASH.
Indianapolis - Secret Objective: Carry out materials to create nukes and to be used in Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
Prinz Eugen - still chillin' upside down somewhere in Atoll. Absolutely HORNI. MUST SMASH
FdG - BOOUUUYAAAAAA
UvH - Edgy H-Klasse Slachtschiffe
Enterprise - OWARI DAAAA. Proceeds to get more than 20 Battle Stars
New Jersey - Operation Desert Storm go brrrrrrr. Rascal Does Not Dream about Bunny Girl Black Dragon.
Taihou - pls don't let Albacore go close to me. MUST SMASH
Hakuryuu - Uses Katana to chop her food.
Cheshire - still a stupid cat with HE power
Tirpitz - Damn. I became a Knife. Fvck you Tallboys.
Dunkerque - I guess I'll end up as a tank.
Richelieu - One pretty Baguette with a French Burnt Toast sister.
Shimakaze - Still underwater in Leyte Gulf.
Noshiro - Thank you Atdan for making her a cute tomato.
Independence - Thank you Atdan for making her damn pretty. Crossroad nukes go brrrrrr
Centaur - Date Reiko (Fault! Series) with a Bow and Arrow. Sasuga Tony-sama.
Ryuuhou - Another Tony Taka creation. Damn good looking legs.
Mainz - still no skin and it's 2022.
Drake - I just wanna slap her ass.
Dido, Sirius, Charbydis - PAIZURI MAIDO
Curacoa & Curlew - They both kinda look like Miss Congeniality with a maid dress on.
Sheffield - Guns blazinggggggg with no pantsu
Belfast - Damn I wanna visit her museum. Bel x Enty Yuri go brrrrr
Edinburgh - Gets sunk while carrying 400+ gold bars. Clumsy as heck but definitely cute.
Arizona - Absolutely precious. Must protecc. Still leaks black tears everyday.
Bremerton - Still lewded to this day. BIG HONKERS.
Formidable - The ship that launched herself. Don't call her heavy.
Peter Strasser - Kurumi with Dio's Za Warudooooo
Howe - The pretty cookie of the KGV Class. Sasuga Snow-sama
Duca Degli Abruzzi - Ohisashiburi lewds her a lot. Wears prosthetic arm like Violet Evergarden. MUST SMASH
VV, Marco Polo and Littorio - ITS PIZZA TIME. In Mussolini's country.
Belorussiya and Rossiya - *Proud USSR Moment* MUST SMASH
yep. this is what i feel when it comes to Yorktown.
Honestly, at this point you’ve covered 3 or 4 of my top 5 Azur Lane waifus (Belfast, Ayanami, Atago, and Zuikaku) but where the heck is Howe (the 5th place). I mean, she’s adorable and loves cookies, what else can I say?
Slightly unpopular opinion: I like Tirpitz better. She may not have accomplished as much or achieved such legendary infamy as her older sister, but she was an improved design and honestly cost the brits more time, money and energy than Bismarck ever did, thus gaining more actual purpose.
1:54
Cinnamon Roll, yes. Liked her for her cute voice, no. More like her "pure" personality.
And SG Radar'ing everyone to death? I guess?
Meh her Meta personality was anything but cute.
@@clothar23 i dont remember talking about Helena META here.
why made they warspite so young looking that thing is litrally a 1915 battelship that means is a 1ww ship she should be more like a grandma
ps wtf is this anime and why are most vritisch battelships so small
"BiSmArCk In mOtiOn, A bEaSt MaDe Of StEaL"
Poor Helena. She could have made it if they didn’t abandon her.
BISMARK LIVES!!! Crowd (:- " Bismarck lives in death " )
I'm surprised there was no mention of Portland when Indy came up.
Also the fact that the word "ship" is masculine in Russian language making chapayev (also Tallin, Kirov, destroyers currently present in game, sovetskyi soyuz, gangut and Kronstadt) men, or boats that have zero relation to proper ships
I like bismarck because uhhh, it survived 2800 FUCKING SHOTS
It also only sunk 1 Ship.
Also the ship Bismarck sunk was the most powerful warship in the world
As a Bismarck simp, I fully agree with what you said🤣
still... none of my favorite waifus appeared.
Here’s another joke you could have put for Bismarck: BAKA MONO GA! DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI! (Let’s be real here, YOU KNOW someone had to bring Von Stroheim.) Also, SHE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVE ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS!
LONG LIVE IRON BLOOD!
Also, I’m also EXTREMELY PISSED that warspite wasn’t kept as a museum ship which now makes the IJN Mikasa the last British built Battleship still in existence
OMGGGMFM😱😱 FRENCH SJD SUCKKSS AT WAR!!??!??1111 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
I'm a fan of odin, bismarck, roon, z24, Agir, graf spee, Duke of York, Derek grosse, von personal, drake and Deutschland
In the part three of the video you should add West Virginia
"You're also upset that she came so close to escaping Midway."
Yes, yes I am.
What your favourite Azur Lane waifu says about you:
Kirov: You are a fan of Red Alert 2.
Oy where part 1 link
I want to find myself there
The captain of the Hipper actually praised Gloworms valor and his letter to the british via red cross was one of the resons her skipper got a Victora cross.
I am a diehard for Roon
Where Dreiundsiebzig? I want her
yes, the Bismarck was a pinnacle of German battleship and engineering design
SEG HEI-
(technical difficulties)
LONG LIVE THE PHILIPPINES BATAAN SKREEEEEEEEEE
Hello
Hi
0:30 YES. A HUNDRED TIMES YES.
"Say, Reggie, should we save the most battle-honored vessel in Royal Navy history?"
"Oh, you mean the one that traded shots with Italian, Japanese AND German capital ships in two world wars?"
"Don't forget the longest-distance successful artillery strike in Human history."
"Oh, yeah......................... Nah. Scrap 'er."
"Yeah, you're right."
RIP Grande Ol Lady.
Eh, preserving warships wasn't really a thing at the time and everyone was broke from the war. With only really two exceptions, the only large warships to be preserved survived at least into at least the 60s in some manner of reserve capacity. Nobody was going to preserve a beat up old ship like Warspite. Not unlike how the US didn't bother preserving Enterprise because the US had an abundance of more modern carriers, meaning there wasn't really any value in even keeping her in the reserve fleet, and ship preservation just wasn't really a thing
USS Bataan woooh🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭👍
0:28 You love the battleship meta! Me too!
1:34 RAMMING SPEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!
1:57 Best battleship in the Sakura empire...too bad that isn't saying much because there's only like 5 other battleships in the Sakura empire.
True for Bismarck and Zuikaku
Bismarck: I am greatest Battleship head my guns
Hood: NEV……
Bismarck: 1 hit Ko alright! Oh nien run!
ONE SQAUDRON OF SWORDFISH LATER
Bismarck: we are running in circles we are screwed! But those were slow bi planes… how? How!
As a Yorktown simp I wholeheartedly agree with your assessment
Gamer: when sometimes when ships waifus. Well.......... I don't know wtf.
Otaku: ¯\(:/)/¯
Fbi: you got damn no
Commander: it's hard to deal from this situation. For God sake. *scream of rage*.
Crusader: oh boy
Paladin: when things get old. Gets a brand new ships. Like wow. Adding new ships from another anime or vtubers are ridiculously stupid. Bruh they are not from the history from the battleship war. Why the heck the developers adding this ridiculously characters. They just so op. Like what the heck. Oh my God. Wow *clapping hard*
Steve: you know the suffering of the azur lane lovers that is that you spent a lot of money to buy a new character that has being new release and new outfits. Men talk about lots of thing to buy without even realizing how much money you have to buy from this game azur lane character. For God sake. More like farming for new characters to buy. Goddammn it
Roblox: oof
Meme: *crying of tears screaming for disaster*
Soldier: damn it worth it
Ninjahunter: 😐😑👍 waifus collection on locked
I WAS CAUGHT OFFGUARD BY BATAAN LOL
As a guy who loves a lot of things about Germans, both medieval and modern, owned an RC Tiger tank when I was 8, currently studying Deutsch (A2 is pretty difficult to memorize and it's really hard to get into B1).
Ja.. du kannst mich Wehraboo heißen.
As a Pinoy, BATAAN is more like, ✨FiLiPiNo PrIdE✨ even though we're currently divided because of our current election.
Lol USS Texas is best ship. Cause she ain't a waifu. And you can still visit her.
2:27
As an guy from country which was literally fucked by France and UK in 39 and 40
I can say
That only ww2 was France worsest war
And French navy was lot stronger than Italian and German combined
So ye....
But still good video
Elbe Yes i love this useless carrier
Enterprise is best carrier, change my mind. (Dick Best best Dauntless pilot onboard during midway 2019 because he caused enough damage Akagi with a single bomb, that the japs scuttled her.)
To lead the war machine,the Bismarck and the krieg marine.
I almost forget. Long live bataan SKREEEEEEEEE!
A waifu video on all the undead/vampire/robot/elf..? Yeah, elf... shipgirls next because woo!
Essex isn't as annoying as her fans are.
Omfg Essex jokes are beyond unfunny please stop.
I paused perfectly on Shropshire part and heard "You hate ni-" and thought there was some racist comment on the ship lmao
You should've kept the thumbnail one for Bismarck. Or added that in.
Every fucking time someone mentions her, that fucking song has to be yelled at all caps.
If only the OKM was smart enough to not send her convoy raiding, when she was a battleship, only with a heavy cruiser as an escort, when the enemy had aircraft carriers. Fucking brilliant.
Which battle cruiser from Japan??
Is this opinion of wifus or facts that roast people favorite always bel
It's just a prank bro. But no seriously it's a mixture of my experience with fans of certain characters and the real ships and my own opinions.
@@OCGangsta some actually good roast also hipper had big torpedo damage
Sims: you like smuggy catgirls who can prank and tease you :]
Well this was unexpected my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined, I don't love Jean bart become I think she's the best modern Battleship of that time or because she's french... I just have a thing for high long ponytails.
Shit it's the truth about Warspite. After I read her legendary achievements, I was so pissed on why the brits scrapped her.
Mines the Colorado lol
0:57 *lupang hinirang intensifies*
Oh my God! The Long Island one is so fucking accurate! XD
I still love her ❤
help my brother dragged me here
Yeah OC Gangsta, Hood was the victim of sheer bad luck when a weak spot exposed by Hood's own bow wave and trough during the final turn,
A design flaw that could not have been foreseen
In my opinion, Hood is the best battlecruiser. Even though she got sunked by one lucky shell, she's still a capable warship.
Was The nazi joke really necessary? its just getting more disrepectful...
Yes
Yes
sims like no one understandes.... like always
@@einpatriot373 i did nazi that comming XD
For the people who favorite character is Bismarck, what's so fascinating about me?