This is History for opinionated British snobs who look at the past through the lens of modern ethics and morals. Simon is at least funny in Business Blaze where he plays an autistic ADHD sufferer or a strung-out tweeker.
Well, depending upon your definition of biggest, if you mean longest, it might be the first time your researchers are in error. I thought it was commonly known that the dingo proof fence in Australia is the longest fence in the world. Admittedly, you might just be using the title as a'turn off phrase'. An equally relevant admission is that I don't have time to watch the video now, and you may have acknowledged in it that the great Wall is not the last fence in the world.
@@Dan16673 fake news... everyone knows the great wall of china is fake. It is government propaganda to lead the masses into believing we have really left Earth (we haven't) and to hide the fact that the Earth is flat.
Whenever Simon asks about how confident I am in what I know about a topic, I know I'm about to realize how little I actually know about it. I also loved the snark about masks during a pandemic.
I've been to the great wall, not the nice part of it. The local government let my group (in 2010, with 5 American college students and a Chinese born professor) camp out on it overnight. It was pretty neat, and I got to find out a couple people of my group were very afraid of the ghosts of the workers killed building the wall.
Simon, you and your staff didn't just have an "interesting story" you also gave your audience a wonderfully written, and very beautiful script. The writing on this one was phenomenal!! Truly a work of art unto itself.
1:45 - Chapter 1 - Fact from fiction 5:05 - Chapter 2 - The wall begins 8:15 - Chapter 3 - A symbol of what ? 11:40 - Mid roll ads 13:15 - Chapter 4 - Build the wall 16:25 - Chapter 5 - What's in a name ? 19:05 - Chapter 6 - Upheaval
@@jamespalmer178 it's 12 pm here I wish I was in your country so I'd be off already...at least I can listen to this with my phone in my construction helmet 😆
Same! And I was also one of the ones that thought it was only 700-900 years old (built to keep the mongols out). But honestly, seeing how it has many over-lapping areas.. it’s far more formidable than I ever imagined.
@@stephenwright8824 "I have a few good reasons for drinking. And one has just entered my head. If a man can't drink when he's living. How the hell can he drink when he's dead?"
Same, right up until I realized they don't understand the rules of the Royal Rumble lol shit, knocking a guy out with a chair makes your job more difficult, because that's dead weight you're having to throw over the top. Still popped, tho.
My favourite part of the Great Wall is the small section they built a ski area next too. I spent a winter running ski classes there for local kids, so imagine being paid to toboggan down the Pyramids of Giza on a daily basis and you get the idea of what is what felt like to carve turns around one of the greatest structures ever built by man
16:13 Absolutely correct on the "usefulness" of the primary purpose of the wall -- it was never designed to mitigate the intention of malice from within. The Qing people came right through the wall simply because the doors were literally opened by a traitor within the Ming side.
A few things about the wall: 1. The actual purpose of Ming wall is not blocking the raiders, rather it is meant to slow down the raiders. The wall in quite a few parts are not connected but rather built on some key gaps between mountain range. The real purpose of the wall was served as scout towers that can easily sending signals to other posts notifying them of incoming threats. Troops on the wall are not meant to defend against the raiders but rather to chase after them once they pass through the wall. 2. The current design of the wall has a prototype in Zhejiang province. General Qi experienced the wall building against Japanese pirates. 3. The west end of the wall gate's original design was a thing of genius but never built as planned due to the budget crisis of Ming. It was supposedly be a maze like gate which will force anyone in-and-out take extra long steps to get around it meanwhile giving time for guards setting up their defensive positions.
Simon: The Life of Zhu Yuangzhang would make an excellent 25 minute video in and of itself, you know if someone were to have a RUclips channel all about biographies. Who could that be? Me: 😂😂😂
I wanna share something here about the Great Wall of China, during the reign of the Kangxi Emperor, a official reported about the Great Wall in a bad condition and suggesting it to be repaired, but Kangxi replied that there is no need to repair the Great Wall, as the people's heart is more greater and effective than any wall in the world. Till now, Kangxi Emperor has been ranked as one of those top emperors in Chinese history for his achievement.
The Manchu's didn't just broke the wall per se lol. The general in charge of a section of the wall, Wu Sangui opened the gate for the Manchu because the Ming Dynasty at that point had lost the mandate of heaven. The rebels (not allied with the Manchu) broke into the capital city and the Emperor committed suicide. Wu Sangui at that time is faced with enemies from both sides so he chose to allied with the Manchu to get rid of the rebels. The wall serves some very strategic purposes. Since most nomads fight on horseback using hit and run tactics, the walls prevented them from raiding deeper into the settlements.
@@RushVidz44 Emus and Dingoes actually..... Dingoes eats teh bebbies..... and we have a already suffered in the first War with the Emus. Now we have teh mitey fense!!!!!!!
@@BAGG8BAGG I found my nobody lifes reason for being, if only for a moment. Did I feed, clothe, send a kid in Africa to school for less than a $1 a day or cure cancer? Nope, I made City Wok's Great Wall Mongorian comment for someone seeking it. I can now rest easy!
@@Ruby321123 He's done Ho Chi Minh, but not Ngo Dinh Diem (or Emperor Bao Dai) yet. I'd like to see Biographics on them *and* one on Michael Collins, the genius Irish patriot.
IDEA FOR MEGAPROJECTS - Sagrada Família was started in 1882 and they are still building it. It is also basically not just a building but a giant work of art. There is nothing in the world like it and the fact that it is still under construction after 140 years. Construction stopped because of the pandemic which is the first time it stopped since Spanish Civil war. I think there's a hell of lot of impressive facts.
As a Chinese, I was quite impressed as you even mentioned the poem by Emperor Yangdi (this poem is not a well-known one): "Why do we cross the desert, to build the Great Wall" as in Chinese "肃肃秋风起，悠悠行万里。万里何所行，横漠筑长城。" !
Gonna keep posting this on all the Geographics videos. You should do Padmanabhaswamy Temple in India, unpronounceable name not withstanding. The single largest concentration of gold on the planet was recently found in 5 out of the 6 underground vaults, some estimates put it at over a trillion dollars. The final vault hasn't been opened in centuries and no one knows for sure what is inside it. It also has the spookiest looking door I've ever seen.
Warring states period: "This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny... good guys bad guys and explosions, as far as the eyes can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be..."
I actually walked on the Giant Wall back in November (No, no Corona, we were a long way from Wuhan), my brother and I climbed as high as we could and, let me tell you, it is STEEP in some places! Some of those steps are so tall, we can to sit on them and pull our legs up because we couldn't stretch our legs enough and, by the time we got to the top, we were completely exhausted. I could never imagine having to walk up and down a hundred time ever single day like those soldiers had to or even like the people who work at the gift shop we found at the top had to.
The Great wall is an absolute wonder of the world. I have seen it up close and personally walking on it it is amazing. Always good to know the historic background to it. Had no damn idea other walls were built.
I've got big Walls I've got big Walls They're such big Walls And they're dirty big Walls And he's got big Walls And she's got big Walls (But we've got the biggest Walls of them all)
excellent work Simon. I only got this to ad: Under the Qin dynasty. With Qin Shi Huang as emperor. He used that wall like an colossal mass grave for scholars, historians and sages. Who did not fit in his own cultural revolution. For he wished to change the Chinese history litterally. By burning all their bamboo history rolls. with a very high succes rate and only let them who agreed with him. That the Chinese history started with. Qin Shi Huangs unification of China would survive. But as we can see today. Some fragments of the ancient Chinese history survive any way.
Since he has been doing business blaze his less professional side seems to be seeping out into his other channels... Which I like, I mean, I like seeing like 10% Blaze in biographics or geographics, but if he went full blaze I definitely wouldn't like it as much, tho I do like seeing the occasional looseness and jokes.
If you visit Beijing, DO NOT visit the Great Wall at its nearest point to the city; there are too many tourists to make it an enjoyable experience. Travel a few hours away to see the wall at a more distant point, such as Mutianyu.
So the Great Wall isn't even viewable from the space station? Never heard of from the moon. Although, I honestly thought it was one continuous wall. Soooooo wrong lol, so many sections.
Simon, love the channel and videos but your office and filming area looks super interesting as well, would love to see a video about your set ! keep it up and thank you !
A video about germania the city that Hitler wanted to build would be awesome!! Love your biographics and geographics channel! Great content and great delivery!
Fun fact- The Qing never managed to get through the Great Wall. The Ming already fell to Li Zicheng's Shun. The general guarding the section against the Manchus, Wu Sangui, was being attacked by Li Zicheng and had to ask the Manchus to help him. Prince regent Dorgon's Chinese advisors urged him to seize the opportunity to claim the Mandate and march to Beijing under pretext "to avenge the previous emperor". Wu Sangui allied with the Manchu and opened the gate into China proper. The Great wall did manage to repel both the Manchus and the rebel Shun. It just didn't save the Ming from internal collapse.
You have so many ancient polygonal and cyclopean structures that have lasted the ages, made of stones, in some cases, approaching and exceeding 1000 tons. I look at what is considered the more relatively "modern" and "advanced" structures of today and wonder... where did we go wrong? What have we forgotten?
Simon: China was united My brain: China was whole again Simon: China fractured My brain: THEN IT BROKE AGAIN Literally any time I watch any video that talks about China, that video has lived in my head rent free for all these years.
I wouldn't exactly refer to the construction of an ancient monument that, more than 2000 years later, still stands, large enough to be seen from space, as achieving nothing.
Chinese history is wild. There's so much of it, most I don't know, and it's always intriguing. I'm a western Taoist so once that became my philosophy I became much more intrigued in the history of China. I'd like to see much more videos about Chinese history! (On all of your channels, Simon) :)
While you are doing the Apollo program on megaprojects please do two videos here about the two cities that did the research and design work, Huntsville Alabama and Houston Texas.
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Allegedly!!
@@carlgrau5910 по. МММ не спит тдля лилтлл или щ л то и он так л тто л и щель до только лздзщь
This is History for opinionated British snobs who look at the past through the lens of modern ethics and morals. Simon is at least funny in Business Blaze where he plays an autistic ADHD sufferer or a strung-out tweeker.
Hiya just a heads up the map on the tintagel video is wrong
Well, depending upon your definition of biggest, if you mean longest, it might be the first time your researchers are in error. I thought it was commonly known that the dingo proof fence in Australia is the longest fence in the world. Admittedly, you might just be using the title as a'turn off phrase'. An equally relevant admission is that I don't have time to watch the video now, and you may have acknowledged in it that the great Wall is not the last fence in the world.
10% in good shape is honestly impressive. The sheer size of the wall is insane
Yup. The mountain peaks and valleys its goes through are insane. I walked 5km on it and was quite difficult
10% in good shape is the best I can do for myself as well.
Mao: Use the wall as building material!
@@Reblwitoutacause that was a good one. And good for you too
@@Dan16673 fake news... everyone knows the great wall of china is fake. It is government propaganda to lead the masses into believing we have really left Earth (we haven't) and to hide the fact that the Earth is flat.
Wait, the mongols took turns doing guard duty on the wall built to keep mongols out? 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, I did notice that too. Definitely a 🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂🤦♂ moment...
I feel like I've seen a monty python sketch like this
Mexicans work the American side of border control.
And thusly Karma gave birth to Irony.
The Mongols weren't always united
The use of ‘dickhead’ has been fantastically used in this video 👌
Not so much a swear-word, more like a sentence condiment.
"You can blame the tang"
I always do
I blame it on the alcohol
Theta 32x I blame it on the sunlight, the moonlight, the good times and the boogy
@@janbelcher1896 well get down, turn around, go to town 🤔
what did she do to you??
she broke your heart didn't she??
damn the tang, damn the tang straight to hell I say!!!!
😈
Whenever Simon asks about how confident I am in what I know about a topic, I know I'm about to realize how little I actually know about it. I also loved the snark about masks during a pandemic.
"WE WILL BUILD A WALL AND MONGOLIA WILL PAY FOR IT"
-Ancient Chinese Emperor
Hahaha!
Good one! 😁
Why nobody call the emperor racist when he build the wall ?
@@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712 How do you know that nobody called him a racist? I assume you weren't around back when the wall was built. ;)
Trump will never be forgotten for that insanely stupid quote and the total failure to do so.
@@texassoul7804 Texan calls people calling others racist "snowflakes" colour me surprised.
"The Great Wall of China is surrounded by more misconceptions than the use of face masks during a pandemic"
Simon you are simply awesome. 👌
You don't know what he thinks is a misconception, though. ;)
@@--enyo-- It's people thinking they shouldn't have to wear a mask in public... are you stupid?
@@tjsingh8491 well clearly you are.
He is a gift, really!
@@--enyo-- And it is precisely that wit that makes him and this line so awesome. 😉
I've been to the great wall, not the nice part of it. The local government let my group (in 2010, with 5 American college students and a Chinese born professor) camp out on it overnight. It was pretty neat, and I got to find out a couple people of my group were very afraid of the ghosts of the workers killed building the wall.
Ian Tinley and his group were killed by The Great Wall Ghosts in 2010. This post was written by his poltergeist.
The school wasn't in North Carolina was it?
Simon, you and your staff didn't just have an "interesting story" you also gave your audience a wonderfully written, and very beautiful script. The writing on this one was phenomenal!! Truly a work of art unto itself.
1:45 - Chapter 1 - Fact from fiction
5:05 - Chapter 2 - The wall begins
8:15 - Chapter 3 - A symbol of what ?
11:40 - Mid roll ads
13:15 - Chapter 4 - Build the wall
16:25 - Chapter 5 - What's in a name ?
19:05 - Chapter 6 - Upheaval
love waking up and seeing a new geo/biographics, Today's gonna be a good day :)
Yup
Funny thing, in my country it's 4.30 pm (relative to your time of comment).
So I'm like : Wow dude that's quite a time to wake up! :)
@@jamespalmer178 it's 12 pm here I wish I was in your country so I'd be off already...at least I can listen to this with my phone in my construction helmet 😆
You and me both!
Simon's calming voice is literally what I fall asleep to every night. It's like a kid getting told a good night story!!
Wow blowing my mind right off the bat. Totally thought it was just one long unbroken wall
Same! And I was also one of the ones that thought it was only 700-900 years old (built to keep the mongols out). But honestly, seeing how it has many over-lapping areas.. it’s far more formidable than I ever imagined.
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
--Confucius
"You change your mind about book? Oh no..."
~Confucius
That is where Rocky got it from🤔😁👍
Confucius is Batman confirmed
“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”
― Mark Twain
"God created liquor so the Irish wouldn't take over the world." - Anonymous and traditional but only among Irish-Americans it appears.
@Timothy McCaskey whale oil beef hooked, we got us an Irish pub!
If God created war, it was for his own entertainment.
@@somedude4805 nope, war is gods tool to punish sinners.
- genghis han
@@stephenwright8824 "I have a few good reasons for drinking. And one has just entered my head. If a man can't drink when he's living. How the hell can he drink when he's dead?"
Ask any Aussie, and they will tell you that the reason they built the Great Wall of China, was to keep the rabbits out.
I cant believe you brought up that ad. I just saw that again today in a trivia contest at work (I work for the company that ad was promoting)
Can't believe Simon neglected to mention the glorious reign of Emperor Nasi Goreng!
Too many rabbits... in China...
wow, China must be racist!! They built a wall to keep immigrants out!!
@@dianneforit5409 Haha! Yeah their night shows are pretty feral.
Not going to lie, mega popped for the WWE reference
Same, right up until I realized they don't understand the rules of the Royal Rumble lol shit, knocking a guy out with a chair makes your job more difficult, because that's dead weight you're having to throw over the top.
Still popped, tho.
My favourite part of the Great Wall is the small section they built a ski area next too. I spent a winter running ski classes there for local kids, so imagine being paid to toboggan down the Pyramids of Giza on a daily basis and you get the idea of what is what felt like to carve turns around one of the greatest structures ever built by man
Crazy that it goes from deserts to snow
Ancient china: Build that wall!!!! Build that wall!!!!!
16:13 Absolutely correct on the "usefulness" of the primary purpose of the wall -- it was never designed to mitigate the intention of malice from within. The Qing people came right through the wall simply because the doors were literally opened by a traitor within the Ming side.
Today’s my birthday and I couldn’t ask for a better start to it. Thank you Simon
"The tentacles are coming straight towards Earth and there's no stopping them. King Kong's too old to save us this time!" -- Richard Nixon's head
Arrooooo
Here's all the money on Earth, and this Damn-Well better work!
Just create a giant anime girl to distract the tentacles, then nuke em
A few things about the wall:
1. The actual purpose of Ming wall is not blocking the raiders, rather it is meant to slow down the raiders. The wall in quite a few parts are not connected but rather built on some key gaps between mountain range. The real purpose of the wall was served as scout towers that can easily sending signals to other posts notifying them of incoming threats. Troops on the wall are not meant to defend against the raiders but rather to chase after them once they pass through the wall.
2. The current design of the wall has a prototype in Zhejiang province. General Qi experienced the wall building against Japanese pirates.
3. The west end of the wall gate's original design was a thing of genius but never built as planned due to the budget crisis of Ming. It was supposedly be a maze like gate which will force anyone in-and-out take extra long steps to get around it meanwhile giving time for guards setting up their defensive positions.
Great Comment sad it's getting buried by all the wall don't work Mongols invaded 1000 years later spam.
Simon: The Life of Zhu Yuangzhang would make an excellent 25 minute video in and of itself, you know if someone were to have a RUclips channel all about biographies. Who could that be?
Me: 😂😂😂
Next on MegaProjects! The Great Wall of China!
I wanna share something here about the Great Wall of China, during the reign of the Kangxi Emperor, a official reported about the Great Wall in a bad condition and suggesting it to be repaired, but Kangxi replied that there is no need to repair the Great Wall, as the people's heart is more greater and effective than any wall in the world. Till now, Kangxi Emperor has been ranked as one of those top emperors in Chinese history for his achievement.
He said “it wasn’t even the wall’s final form” I love this guy.
The Manchu's didn't just broke the wall per se lol. The general in charge of a section of the wall, Wu Sangui opened the gate for the Manchu because the Ming Dynasty at that point had lost the mandate of heaven. The rebels (not allied with the Manchu) broke into the capital city and the Emperor committed suicide. Wu Sangui at that time is faced with enemies from both sides so he chose to allied with the Manchu to get rid of the rebels. The wall serves some very strategic purposes. Since most nomads fight on horseback using hit and run tactics, the walls prevented them from raiding deeper into the settlements.
Simon I have newfound respect for you after hearing your use of the word 'dickhead'.
Truly made my day 😂
Simon is David Attenborough Jr. I can’t wait for him to narrate Blue Planet 4 or 5.
"History’s Biggest Barrier" : The Dingo Fence wants to have a word with you.
Australia doesnt count. Yall keeping out the outback 😂
@@RushVidz44 Emus and Dingoes actually..... Dingoes eats teh bebbies..... and we have a already suffered in the first War with the Emus.
Now we have teh mitey fense!!!!!!!
I’ve never heard of this before!
@@darthsilversith667 Its the longest man made barrier in the world, way longer than the Great Wall of China
"Every time Chinese try and buird a wall, god damn Mongorians come and knock it down!" Southpark City Wok
Came looking for this comment :)
@@BAGG8BAGG I found my nobody lifes reason for being, if only for a moment. Did I feed, clothe, send a kid in Africa to school for less than a $1 a day or cure cancer? Nope, I made City Wok's Great Wall Mongorian comment for someone seeking it. I can now rest easy!
Biographics of Chiang Kai-shek please
Wow, I can't believe they haven't already done that one! Definitely!
@@Ruby321123 He's done Ho Chi Minh, but not Ngo Dinh Diem (or Emperor Bao Dai) yet. I'd like to see Biographics on them *and* one on Michael Collins, the genius Irish patriot.
Also, Sun Yat-Sen, the Father of Modern China.
@@Sorcerers_Apprentice YES!
Build that wall!
Build that wall!
Build that wall!
Spring & Autumn period: *BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL!*
I’ve fallen into a “Whistler” vortex and I CAN’T GET OUT!
“Besides a blessing from the best character on Futurama”‼️🤣
IDEA FOR MEGAPROJECTS - Sagrada Família was started in 1882 and they are still building it. It is also basically not just a building but a giant work of art. There is nothing in the world like it and the fact that it is still under construction after 140 years. Construction stopped because of the pandemic which is the first time it stopped since Spanish Civil war. I think there's a hell of lot of impressive facts.
As a Chinese, I was quite impressed as you even mentioned the poem by Emperor Yangdi (this poem is not a well-known one): "Why do we cross the desert, to build the Great Wall" as in Chinese "肃肃秋风起，悠悠行万里。万里何所行，横漠筑长城。" !
Simon is the absolute greatest host period!
Gonna keep posting this on all the Geographics videos. You should do Padmanabhaswamy Temple in India, unpronounceable name not withstanding. The single largest concentration of gold on the planet was recently found in 5 out of the 6 underground vaults, some estimates put it at over a trillion dollars. The final vault hasn't been opened in centuries and no one knows for sure what is inside it. It also has the spookiest looking door I've ever seen.
Warring states period: "This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny... good guys bad guys and explosions, as far as the eyes can see. And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be..."
*slow clap*
This is absolutely brilliant. So much better than in the “official history” books
I actually walked on the Giant Wall back in November (No, no Corona, we were a long way from Wuhan), my brother and I climbed as high as we could and, let me tell you, it is STEEP in some places! Some of those steps are so tall, we can to sit on them and pull our legs up because we couldn't stretch our legs enough and, by the time we got to the top, we were completely exhausted. I could never imagine having to walk up and down a hundred time ever single day like those soldiers had to or even like the people who work at the gift shop we found at the top had to.
Great information and I really enjoy the humor. Thank you for the morning entertainment with my coffee! :)
Thank you for your videos
Simon: The Great Wall of China, History's biggest barrier
Great Wall of Benin: Am I a joke to you?
Everyone send Simon love his videos are the maddest and he puts so much effort in to them
I think Simon is getting his scripts mixed up I expect Geographics and get Megaprojects.
Morris M. + Simon Whistler = perfection.
0:30 *That's what she said...*
May I respectfully request a video on the Grand Canyon?
That'll be on the next "Megastructures." ;-)
Seconded! All in favour?
I learned something new today, I loved this video! Thank you so sharing this video with us!
The Great wall is an absolute wonder of the world. I have seen it up close and personally walking on it it is amazing. Always good to know the historic background to it. Had no damn idea other walls were built.
I've got big Walls
I've got big Walls
They're such big Walls
And they're dirty big Walls
And he's got big Walls
And she's got big Walls
(But we've got the biggest Walls of them all)
Fly on the Wall !
excellent work Simon. I only got this to ad: Under the Qin dynasty. With Qin Shi Huang as emperor. He used that wall like an colossal mass grave for scholars, historians and sages. Who did not fit in his own cultural revolution. For he wished to change the Chinese history litterally. By burning all their bamboo history rolls. with a very high succes rate and only let them who agreed with him. That the Chinese history started with. Qin Shi Huangs unification of China would survive. But as we can see today. Some fragments of the ancient Chinese history survive any way.
Trump " We need to build a wall"
Pyonyang : Hold my tea... (sake is japanese)
Great video! I grew up not far from the Great Wall (the part near Beijing), but I really had no idea about half of this stuff. Thanks 😊 for this!
Always great thank you Simon
Feels good to see the "Business Blaze" Simon branching out to other channels
Since he has been doing business blaze his less professional side seems to be seeping out into his other channels... Which I like, I mean, I like seeing like 10% Blaze in biographics or geographics, but if he went full blaze I definitely wouldn't like it as much, tho I do like seeing the occasional looseness and jokes.
video on qinshihuang's tomb and terracotta warriors please
If you visit Beijing, DO NOT visit the Great Wall at its nearest point to the city; there are too many tourists to make it an enjoyable experience. Travel a few hours away to see the wall at a more distant point, such as Mutianyu.
I got your Squarespace ad followed by youtube ad. I am so happy to learn that the wall is older then I was told
So the Great Wall isn't even viewable from the space station? Never heard of from the moon. Although, I honestly thought it was one continuous wall. Soooooo wrong lol, so many sections.
Talking about the Great Wall of China and a WWE Royal Rumble gets mentioned! Just one of the many reasons I love these!!
Simon, love the channel and videos but your office and filming area looks super interesting as well, would love to see a video about your set ! keep it up and thank you !
A video about germania the city that Hitler wanted to build would be awesome!! Love your biographics and geographics channel! Great content and great delivery!
Hooray! Now Simon speaks Metric ( about time). That makes the whole experience much more enjoyable, thank you guys!
This is the best video I could find on The Great Wall. You're frickin awesome Simon. Thank you
I expected this on megaprojects, but this is good too! 🙂👍
Thank you
So it was the ultimate white elephant project.
Somewhat a glorified white elephant 🐘 project
Heavily appreciate your wrestling metaphors, sir.
Royal Rumble reference. Simon is a force
Fun fact- The Qing never managed to get through the Great Wall. The Ming already fell to Li Zicheng's Shun. The general guarding the section against the Manchus, Wu Sangui, was being attacked by Li Zicheng and had to ask the Manchus to help him. Prince regent Dorgon's Chinese advisors urged him to seize the opportunity to claim the Mandate and march to Beijing under pretext "to avenge the previous emperor". Wu Sangui allied with the Manchu and opened the gate into China proper.
The Great wall did manage to repel both the Manchus and the rebel Shun. It just didn't save the Ming from internal collapse.
"The great walls will have a length half that of my schlong"
-Sun Tzu(The art of wall)
Never laughed so hard at the use of "dick head!" before. Was not expecting that! 🤣
Tighten up mate, ya "Business Blaze" is showing 👍🏾
Stone mason upon setting final brick: "There!! Now we'll see if that dog can get in here!!"
Cr. Gary Larsen, Far Side Comic
how about when the Mongol rode his horse into the wall then thought, "Where did that come from?"
Gary Larsen again.
There it is.
My weary search is at an end.
Nicely done.
Yay mention of Ausitn, Texas. Simon, you know I've bren watching ;)
I had no idea the construction never stopped. Like the Winchester house just kept going
Thank you for sharing your thoughts with us all
Great well-written video and presentation by Simon as always. But oh my god the amount of ads that played!
Great video Simon! 💜
Dude 🤣😅😂 you totally killed this one, I died laughing a couple of times. Minus a million . . .🤣😅😂🤣🤣😂
Please please please please do a Geographics of the silk road!
The ending was quite poetic
You have so many ancient polygonal and cyclopean structures that have lasted the ages, made of stones, in some cases, approaching and exceeding 1000 tons. I look at what is considered the more relatively "modern" and "advanced" structures of today and wonder... where did we go wrong? What have we forgotten?
Well.... Maybe those gods that pretty much every ancient culture say had a physical form had something to do with it who knows.
Hadrian's Wall would be a good video for this channel
Do the great canals of the Sui Dynasty, it's a ginormous project connecting the yellow River and chang jiang.
Simon: China was united
My brain: China was whole again
Simon: China fractured
My brain: THEN IT BROKE AGAIN
Literally any time I watch any video that talks about China, that video has lived in my head rent free for all these years.
As of now, you live in my head. RENT FREE
15:50, I laughed so hard at the quote. 😂
The man-made Great Earthworks of Benin in Nigeria were 4 times longer than the Chinese wall ever was
I wouldn't exactly refer to the construction of an ancient monument that, more than 2000 years later, still stands, large enough to be seen from space, as achieving nothing.
You guys always know how to end a video. Whoever is writing these, A+ to you sir or ma'am.
Chinese history is wild. There's so much of it, most I don't know, and it's always intriguing. I'm a western Taoist so once that became my philosophy I became much more intrigued in the history of China. I'd like to see much more videos about Chinese history! (On all of your channels, Simon) :)
Not seen “Today i found out” in a long time, how many channels does Simon have now? Is TIFO still a thing?
While you are doing the Apollo program on megaprojects please do two videos here about the two cities that did the research and design work, Huntsville Alabama and Houston Texas.
great, now i'm going to have to search all of youtube to find this mysterious biography channel.
ALLEGEDLY!! Oh wait sorry wrong Simon Whistler channel 😂😂