“I could handle meta knight” I mean the guy can fly like at super sonic speed, teleport and has fought kirby who can crack planets in half, so you will do just fine
Arkham Master8171 and launches an extinction level meteor 1000 light years away, with a bat. And from robobot lore it says he has infinite power too, sooooo,
*Real list* Every character would smoke Aaron EDIT: have to clarify, when I mean real I mean with their abilities, even without most would take it tbh lol. Not hating on Aaron, this would be the deal with most people cases. (Btw Joker is severely downplayed lol)
@@edgycuckboi35 Well its not like *any* Pokémon is able to level buildings, I'm sure many of them can, I mean just read some Pokédex entries and look at their moves, ahem MAGNITUDE 10. But then there are Pokémon that are stated to be weaker than a child, like Dreepy, or others that don't even attack at all, like Wobbuffet. Looking at Squirtle, if you don't give it Hydropump, I honestly do see a human beating it in a fight, though not easily, Pokémon are still tough as heck and even the likes of Poochyena may pose a threat to an adult human. (Ahem, Ruby and Sapphire)
@Dexuz I’m not sure but can’t squirtle learn skull bash and scald? Those are some life threatening moves... But pikachu should be a ton lower. He is literally pichus zeus. Quick attack, agility, volt tackle, iron tail, every thunder move except thunder jolt and thunder shock, skull bash, every one of cosplay pikas special moves except popstars and maybe libres, and the ability to just have a thunder stone so he can pretty much go super Saiyan any time he wants...PERMANENTLY(these are all of the threatening moves that come in my head) And then if he has max ivs and evs then it’s a wrap. But if it’s specifically ash’s pikachu than it has a chance to die just by aaron screaming at it... lower as in closer to smoke
the only one i would be ok with is isabelle and villager i would normally lose sleep over hurting a dog, but i just hate isabelle, and villager is a midgit
breath of the wild link has amazing gripping and lifting strength that dwarfs peak humans. Bar his less than stellar stamina.Twilight princess link was already a farmer with good overall physical stats even without the triforce(although he was born with it) and is trained in sumo wrestling. The ocarina of time/windwaker links aren't as impressive without the magic gear. If they don't get a physical buff from wielding the triforce of courage, then maybe. Although I believe canonically hylians are compared to elves(correct me if I'm wrong) and are already above human level even without training.
@@bobijameep1344 im talking about Botw link in that game the boulder breaker (the weapon of the goron champion) item description says that a Hylian needs an immense amount of strength to swing it, and link can use it just fine. link does use it with two hads, while daruk was able to hold it with just one, so maybe he is weaker than a goron, but i still think that he is way above the regular human
You can toss BotW Link literally butt-naked with nothing on him onto a monster-infested deserted island and within a week he would be the only survivor, and also have invented a small self-sufficient habitat for himself.
And King K Rool he’s an alligator....and Bowser he’s a turtle...and Piranha Plant he’s a plant...and Greninja he’s a frog...and Sonic he’s a hedgehog ... ok wtf
@@daniel-gv7ws Alright but Bowser is a turtle + dragon... actually Mario's species for turtles arent even call turtles... they're koopas.. so he's dragon + koopa which is definitely a monster
He wouldn't even need Satanael to kick his but. He could do that with any Persona. But the fact that he believes that the canon Joker only can summon Personas in some situations is annoying, because it means that he didn't even research. Heck, he wouldn't even need a Persona to beat him, having into account that he is in a very good fisical form and, if you go to the gym in the game, he knows a martial art and that without talking about his durability and reaction speed
@@leolhez well, I more so meant joker at his peak is possibly in the top 10 most powerful canonical smash characters with sataneal. But yeah I still agree with ya.
@@leolhez Out of all the protaganists from Personas 3 - 5 (I never played 2 and I played 1 too long ago) without personas Ren would probably win in a fight. With Personas it would be Minato. (Sorry Yu)
Arsene can use Mudo and Mudoon. And if for some reason they can’t Joker can just use another one of his masks with Hama, Hamaon or any of the Heavy elemental skills. (Mudo, Mudoon, Hama, and Hamaon are instant kill skills)
@@elijahlefavour8562 Joker could also just switch to a different persona that has null, absorb, or reflect physical and after that it would become an easy win
@@thenumber27issomehowtaken hold on is little mac canonicaly stronger than donkey kong who did stuff like punch the moon off orbit,lift a huge ship he was standing on can beat creatures 20 times his size
Kirby would destroy me because he's a godslayer. While I'm more likely to do damage to Snake, he knows how to fight even without weapons; he's a soldier.
Nuredin Geziqi It’s Highly implied that he is the same species as Kirby himself. If he took off his mask he Could theoretically use copy abilities. This is even referenced in Smash in the form of his Palutenas Guidance entry.
@@godzilla154 I don't have any problem with him being the same species with Kirby, it's well known how similar they are for decades now. It's his supposed ability to copy others that really has not much of a base. It's been a theory since always but really the only base are their looks. There is actually maybe somethings that points out how Kirby is the strange one: the anime. After all it was partially supervisioned by Sakurai himself, some info might be actually realiable. The last few games have been also hinting at how Kirby is very... peculiar and why he is as strong as he is. We really have few info sources on this
you put peach and daisy in "close win" when Daisy literally slapped bowser to infinity and beyond in MP3 edit: not to mention she has chlorokinesis powers, a double jump, and even the ability to resurrect herself (according to the Mario Manga)
Peach also replicated that feat in Super Princess Peach. Let's also mot forget that Mario characters go around casually smashing crates to pieces with their asses as well as brick and sometimes even stone blocks. Hell, Mario as of Odyssey can smash a fucking tank to pieces amd harm a large dragon.
The lack of knowledge of the Nintendo universe kinda makes me laugh, like if he knew the true power of these characters all but like 5 would smoke him.
Lemme guess: Olimar Isabelle (iffy; dependent on scaling to Villager) R.O.B. cause toy Wii Fit Trainer (though honestly this is highly dependent on how fit Aaron is because she'd be no joke in a fight) Annnnd... Uh... Hm. Dunno the last character. I wanna say Villager or Duck Hunt but Villager can fish out blue whales and Duck Hunt is a doggo and I feel like he underestimates how much a dog can fuck him up, especially since it's "only fists". It's not Game & Watch, is it? Eh. Damn it, I dunno.
@@shyguyrocks1 Olimar, R.O.B. (if we take him as a toy not as a robot), Isabelle, Mr. Game and Watch (his games literally are just tasks normal people or very specialized trained people do.) Megaman (with the caveat that he can't harm a human thanks to a directive by doctor light, this is why he never attacks wily directly only his machines. Hes disarming his opponent.), and inkling (they kinda don't have any physical feats besides anything concerning ink. Plus a glaring weakness to water.)
beatdownblackjack I think I’d add Pokémon trainer to that list, no Pokemon and if we go by the idea that 10 year olds get their first Pokémon he’d probably just be a 10 year old, and I could beat a 10 year old, granted it would probably be close. The other two characters that I don’t think he’d get smoked by are duck hunt and ice climbers. I think that if either of the characters were just 1 on one with him rather than 2 on one he could probably win given the ice climbers really on hammers to beat their enemies and break ice and their big winter parkas would make fighting a challenge. And I think most people probably could take your average hunting dog 1 on 1, or your average duck 1 on 1 neither would be easy but it’s definitely doable.
Mario throws 1000 pound dragons in the sky close fight close fight but just because he can shoot fire fly turn indestructible and can tries 1000s of pounds doesn’t mean the fat small man will win
Not to mention, peach has also smacked Bowser into the horizon in super princess peach. And she has heart power. She could heal herself or put you to sleep. Both of them win, easy.
Not just immortal but strong too. If you ever got close enough to try and throw a punch he would just pick you up with 1 arm and throw you like a baseball.
@@blui3609 I'm sure you found that out in the one game she was in and a couple of sports games, I'm not here to criticize your opinion but I grew up w/ Peach and therefore I prefer her. Also I prefer the regal royalty over the flamboyant tomboishness of Daisy. Ps daisy's hair looks like shit imo
@@mythosinfinite6736 When you're a verse that runs on gags and comedy as well as never caring for continuity than you tend to get ridiculous shit: Look at Looney Tunes. Anyways, as said above, Raphael turning into a constellation was either because of Yoshi himself or Kamek's magic. No other explanation for it, and everyone scales to Kamek and also Yoshi. Bowser and Peach in Galaxy 2 survive a vortex that, based on the World Select screen, was as big as a planet at it's smallest and at most would be bigger than multiple galaxies. This vortex was also sucking in light (either that or stars, so pick your poison) and Mario and Bowser were able to resist It's pull and even outpace it. There's also Mario Party which is even more insane and then Rosalina with her Observatory having MFTL+ speeds that she can command with deft precision. Bowser Jr. is also very, very heavily implied, both by text and common sense, to have created the Secrer Levels in Sunshine, of which there are multiple that have thousands of stars within them as well as exists it's own time and space. He then goes on to use this Paintbrush to attack people and his Graffiti is made from it's magic and so were the bosses in Sunshine. Bowser created the Painting Worlds in 64, one complete with a starry night sky and, while some argue this is due to Power Stars, Mario and Co. have fought bosses empowered by Power Stars in base plenty of times. Baby Bowser alsk warped the entirety of Yoshi's Island into a story book, yet said storybook also has a starry sky as a part of it, implying he warped much more than just the island. Wario dealt with Black Jewel who created a dimension with stars and his defeat caused it's collapse... Honestly I could go on.
@@m0j026 Cartoon bullshit. The issue that they're treating gag scenes or flashy outliers in a tonal shift like a constant feat and not a fluctuating range of power with a consistent "slightly above the average human" level of power. As if it's common knowledge and well-known among Nintendo employees that at any point, Daisy could wipe out an entire galaxy with a single swing. That's not how this shit works.
Joker: 1) Runs on top of literal chandeliers/lights 2) Being in the MetaVerse is physically demanding, and he’s in there for up to around 4 hours, fighting. 3) He is able to survive a high fall (as seen in the beginning of Persona 5) and land gracefully 4) I mean, come on, he’s Joker lmao 🤣 Edit: Also, just by using his Persona he would have an automatic win because Arsene has powerful magic attacks, and in the game physical attacks are the weakest anyways. He can also summon a variety of different Personas in the original game (if you’re counting that) and you’d get smoked
Like honestly it depends on what he has at the moment. At the beginning, he needs the monado for visions, but in the near endgame, he doesn’t need the monado for visions. Even a good friend of Shulk in the games says that he was frail at one point. TL:DR, if hes in the beginning of the game, he’d be an easy win, and in the endgame hes a tougher opponent.
Electricity kills you ash is not a human he’s like some weird alien Also since you didnt put him in the list Sans would smoke you ALSO why not put meta knight with Kirby? Heck that dude would go as far as using his wings to impale you
Villager can move large fountains with ease, and when he eats something he can shatter large stones and dig up trees. Ice Climbers can blow an ice cloud that freezes opponents solid. While ROB is small, he's still got lasers and jets that humans tend to not like having used on them. In Gen 6, Squirtle could use rock smash, so it's strong enough to shatter bones most likely. Meta Knight could casually fly across a galaxy in a couple seconds. Faster than Sonic. Wario plows through large boulders with ease. All of the Koopalings survived a castle tipping over on them. The argument that Ash survives Pikachu's attacks isn't all that convincing, since Pokemon's "humans" evolved alongside the other Pokemon. And when that same electricity has shown to create huge explosions. Pit could dodge lasers and scales to someone who cut a small flying island in half. Jigglypuff, as a Pokemon, can likely survive much more of an ass-whooping than a human. BOTW Link could parry attacks from monsterous lynels and light-speed beams. Rosalina reset a universe. Ivysaur is again a Pokemon, and it shoots blades. Mario punted a castle. A lot of others in the "i'd get smoked" category would also be stronger than people think.
Aaron: "Pikachu is a 50/50 because Ash takes his Thunderbolts" Pikachu in Sun and Moon: *Almost obliterates Alola with his Z-Move* And Pikachu in XYZ: *Defeats Tyranitar, Metagross and makes Charizard stand on his knees*
@@kekyoinconsumeroftheforeig1746 Lol Daisy's practically only been in Mario Party. What? You think people know her for her one appearance in Super Mario Land where she basically looks indistinguishable from Peach or Pauline? Party and the Sports titles are practically what gave her her identity and iconic look.
Just An Average Guy no, I meant that Mario party is a pretty crazy game, and that in the cannon Mario games that probably wouldn't happen. I never said that people only know her from super Mario land
Musical Theater Lover Basically, Joker’s gun is a model gun that only works in the metaverse because it looks real. They explain it in P5, it’s not a real gun, he just uses it in the cognitive world because his enemies think it’s a real gun.
Aaronotmar: Doesn’t want to hurt Kirby, able to inhale with about the power of a black hole. Also Aaronitmar: Down with slamming two small mouses, one being a baby that would be defenseless in the wild.
I don’t understand why march is higher then hero, Marth is just a guy and hero can shoot fire and lighting, I would put hero in “I’d get smoked” and the FE characters in “50/50”
No items, fists only, Final Destination
Sorry but you can beat non of them
#nevermind
1v1 me
No items, Fists only, around the back of high end strip club.
Sgt Wolf bro that sounds like gta xd
“I could handle meta knight”
I mean the guy can fly like at super sonic speed, teleport and has fought kirby who can crack planets in half, so you will do just fine
It’ll be nothing but a scratch
So ?
Aron is high multiversal level meta knight can't do shit to him
Meta Knight mostly uses Galaxia, but I think Aron forgot about Meta Knight's foot.
I knew humans are this strong!
@SuperSansCraft 1212 who literally has fucking magical powers that can kill you instantly. Yeah ok bud
"Id loose to kirby because hes too cute"
Kirby: casualy punches a planet in half and inhales and exhales a star level explosion
Arkham Master8171 and can defeat things from the DEPTHS OF HELL!
He said that as his second reason. He isn't one of those RUclipsrs that hasn't looked into Kirby a bit.
James Plays Games kinda odd, since he actually played games like return to dreamland before.
Arkham Master8171 and launches an extinction level meteor 1000 light years away, with a bat. And from robobot lore it says he has infinite power too, sooooo,
SURVIVES A PLANET SIZED EXPLOSION
I'm guessing you're gonna be a low-tier
He’s got his secret technique though; standing back in the Z-Axis and avoiding every attack.
Captain Wobbuffet Now That’s a Top Tier Ability.
@@BasementDweller_ Pokemon Trainer)
He has a good matchup against quite a few top tiers
c tier at best
Rosalina: Literal Godess
Aaronitmar: *ClOsE lOsS*
Edit:Meta Knight: Strongest Warrior in the universe
Aaronitmar: *EaSy WiN*
Edit again: Shulk: God Of Everything
Aaronitmar: *5o/5o*
I think Ice Climbers would win
All three of them would smoke it so bad that it wouldn't even be a smoke
Shulk was only the god of everything for a brief time. He isn’t normally of that power level.
@@empressharu1915 yea but shulk CAN LITTERALY SEE THE FUTURE
@@insertname4337 Ice Climbers are just little kids. Besides, the hammers aren't even that big. They're just normal wooden hammers.
"I'd get smoked by kirby"
"Meta Knight is just kirby with a sword, so ez win"
What?
Yeah, it's been shown that both of them are literally god tier beings within their games
He said he wouldnt even fight kirby cuz hes cute but aaronitmar would probably fight meta knight
@Tj k fight or no fight he would still get beated up by those two. Those are like top 5 canon characters. They are literal black holes.
Ethan Barrow facts XD they would probably just eat the universe
No succ.
Yep that what would smoke you succ to dead.
When you won’t beat up Kirby but you beat up a children and kick a dog
Kirby is so pure if it was real it would bring world peace... after he eats everything
suprakirby well said
Kirby is said to be as strong as a black hole
and a baby turtle
Golden Piglet Kirby is probably the strongest video game entitiy.
"He can only eat me."
That is still a *terrifying* concept.
*Kinky
VORE
VORE
VORE
VORE
NOT HUMAN "Bowser and King K Rool will just eat me"
10 minutes later
CLOSE WIN "Pac Man, I think i could win because all he can do is eat me?"...
But bowser and k rool are big and scary
@@andrewmiceli302
"Earth Pac-man" *cough cough* "Pac-man's final smash" *cough cough*
@@andrewmiceli302 pac man is terryfing just saying it's name makes me want to hide under my blanket
Mario: Survives a black hole
Aaronitmar: I could take that.
Close loss to Rosalina, a literal goddess.
Gets smoked by a chimpanzee.
I mean it doesn't mean she's strong. She hasn't shown any actual feats
George Pellegrini Petit she’s still a goddess though? She also did reset the universe in Mario galaxy.
Who does he think he is? Ultra instinct shaggy?
@@kivscutskiv9290 he *is* in peak physical condition tho
Aaronitmar: "Yoshi is an ez win"
Yoshi: *eats him*
And then lays him in an egg
vore
GamerInLaw Nah nah nah. Yoshi can stick his tongue through the bars and swallow him. He wouldn’t stand a chance.
@@karabirb H-haha, vore am I right? Y-you're so funny!...
*Nervous vorarephilic laugh*
Yoshi main here and I agree
*Real list*
Every character would smoke Aaron
EDIT: have to clarify, when I mean real I mean with their abilities, even without most would take it tbh lol. Not hating on Aaron, this would be the deal with most people cases.
(Btw Joker is severely downplayed lol)
Except oilmar
Just step on Olimar ez
@@hihigocat Alph also
I dont know why Roy is 50/50.
Yeah he has a sword but he still just punches you with it
@@Keith_Norman R.O.B would also lose easy...
“Ivysaur doesn’t have solar beam”
Ah, I see you’ve never seen his final smash then.
Herokid_Playz Not even including the fact that his poison powder is now EXPLOSIVE! That’s terrifying.
He also has access to sleep powder.
Herokid Plays this dude down played squirtle so hard because he forgot he was also a Pokémon with powers to destroy buildings
@@edgycuckboi35 Well its not like *any* Pokémon is able to level buildings, I'm sure many of them can, I mean just read some Pokédex entries and look at their moves, ahem MAGNITUDE 10.
But then there are Pokémon that are stated to be weaker than a child, like Dreepy, or others that don't even attack at all, like Wobbuffet.
Looking at Squirtle, if you don't give it Hydropump, I honestly do see a human beating it in a fight, though not easily, Pokémon are still tough as heck and even the likes of Poochyena may pose a threat to an adult human. (Ahem, Ruby and Sapphire)
@Dexuz I’m not sure but can’t squirtle learn skull bash and scald? Those are some life threatening moves...
But pikachu should be a ton lower. He is literally pichus zeus. Quick attack, agility, volt tackle, iron tail, every thunder move except thunder jolt and thunder shock, skull bash, every one of cosplay pikas special moves except popstars and maybe libres, and the ability to just have a thunder stone so he can pretty much go super Saiyan any time he wants...PERMANENTLY(these are all of the threatening moves that come in my head) And then if he has max ivs and evs then it’s a wrap. But if it’s specifically ash’s pikachu than it has a chance to die just by aaron screaming at it... lower as in closer to smoke
"I would refuse to fight kirby"
Good because the mad lad can crack a planet with his stubby "hand". Also, eat you.
sends you to an alternate dimension where you'd die in the vacuum of space more than likely
@@redshepherd32 if you don't suffocate you're absolutely not getting out. Yeah I think I'd pass
And with nothing but a bat Kirby has managed to hit a meteor thousands of light years.
technically using the whole 200 something tons we know that the planet was the size of a large city...so a very small planet yes
@@Jdudec367 The calcuation was obviously wrong
Smash characters I could beat in a fight:
Thanks for watching!
the only one i would be ok with is isabelle and villager
i would normally lose sleep over hurting a dog, but i just hate isabelle, and villager is a midgit
@@nathanielrainford888 how tf do you hate Isabelle?
@@idiotcat7696 Because I always get fishing rod camped. All they do is gushing rid me and make the game un playable
@@nathanielrainford888 bro villager can lift a whale you will be smoked
Cmon there is olimar
It’s breath of the wild link. He would smoke you
Ah, man of culture I see.
Every version of link will smoke him
Buuf God I love your profile picture Lady Ann is best girl
every character would smoke him
@@dyebby Except Olimar and ROB.
"Anything that's small or a kid is an easy win." - Aaronitmar 2019
Beating up kids since 2019
Ice Climbers: Are you sure about that? **starts wobbling you**
I'm sure he doesn't know the phrase small but terrible
By the way it's important to mention Kirby's canonical height is *20 centimetres* (8 inches)
The thing is.. it's Kirby. You don't want to fuck with that Monster
mario is canonically 1,5 meters and weigth 60 kilos, so he can literally jump over 3 meters in the air, fall over u and u are dead
Notumengi honestly I don’t think it matters. Kirby would just destroy him anyway.
Kirby is still a universal-level threat
And has basically killed gods.
Aaron after he fights every character.
Terry: Are you ok?
Yes
*continues to buster wolf*
Lew’s Crew ness: o... k!
BUSTER WOLF!
@@firerush4578 crap I wanted to say that 😂
Summary: Aaron both not understanding characters true strength and over estimating his own for a solid 17 and a half minutes
Aaron: Im the ideal body
Also Aaron 10 secs later: They are martail arts masters and Im a twig
@Logan world he said it a year before you lol
@@Jon-Jon_The_Bug_Eater he was scrolling through the comments he might've been typing that round the comment and went I was gonna throw that
Link: posses goron like strength
yeah i can handle that
This is different than OoT and TP Link
breath of the wild link has amazing gripping and lifting strength that dwarfs peak humans. Bar his less than stellar stamina.Twilight princess link was already a farmer with good overall physical stats even without the triforce(although he was born with it) and is trained in sumo wrestling. The ocarina of time/windwaker links aren't as impressive without the magic gear. If they don't get a physical buff from wielding the triforce of courage, then maybe. Although I believe canonically hylians are compared to elves(correct me if I'm wrong) and are already above human level even without training.
In all the(like 1 I think) games where link can use his fist as an actual weapon it does no damage
@@bobijameep1344 im talking about Botw link
in that game the boulder breaker (the weapon of the goron champion) item description says that a Hylian needs an immense amount of strength to swing it, and link can use it just fine.
link does use it with two hads, while daruk was able to hold it with just one, so maybe he is weaker than a goron, but i still think that he is way above the regular human
You can toss BotW Link literally butt-naked with nothing on him onto a monster-infested deserted island and within a week he would be the only survivor, and also have invented a small self-sufficient habitat for himself.
“King Dedede is another monster”
Stop penguin abuse
And King K Rool he’s an alligator....and Bowser he’s a turtle...and Piranha Plant he’s a plant...and Greninja he’s a frog...and Sonic he’s a hedgehog
...
ok wtf
@@daniel-gv7ws Alright but Bowser is a turtle + dragon... actually Mario's species for turtles arent even call turtles... they're koopas.. so he's dragon + koopa which is definitely a monster
and your abuse your waluigi
"There should be two Jokers, one with Arsene and other without Arsene. I think I will put it in close win"
...
You haven't play Persona 5, did you?
Joker with sataneal should be in the top 10 at least
He wouldn't even need Satanael to kick his but. He could do that with any Persona. But the fact that he believes that the canon Joker only can summon Personas in some situations is annoying, because it means that he didn't even research.
Heck, he wouldn't even need a Persona to beat him, having into account that he is in a very good fisical form and, if you go to the gym in the game, he knows a martial art and that without talking about his durability and reaction speed
This is a fckn joke video chill
@@leolhez
well, I more so meant joker at his peak is possibly in the top 10 most powerful canonical smash characters with sataneal. But yeah I still agree with ya.
@@leolhez
Out of all the protaganists from Personas 3 - 5 (I never played 2 and I played 1 too long ago) without personas Ren would probably win in a fight.
With Personas it would be Minato.
(Sorry Yu)
When he said he could beat joker in a fight I laughed
LT06 same mate
Yeah I think he forgot about Eiha and Eiagon
Arsene can use Mudo and Mudoon. And if for some reason they can’t Joker can just use another one of his masks with Hama, Hamaon or any of the Heavy elemental skills.
(Mudo, Mudoon, Hama, and Hamaon are instant kill skills)
@@elijahlefavour8562 Joker could also just switch to a different persona that has null, absorb, or reflect physical and after that it would become an easy win
I’m pretty sure joker only gets his abilities from the realm which allows you to use personas so in real life, I dunno if he has much of a chance
Botw link: sheild parries a charging lynel at full speed.
Aaron: I *might* kick his ass
They're not allowed to use weapons so he wouldn't be able to use the shield anyway
@@heroofthe4-starmastersword526 I'm talking about his sheer strength. The shield doesn't determine your strength to parry.
Agree
Right link can use any shield to parry anything it's just his strength that matters when it comes to parrying
He can parry literal laser beams.
Putting rosa on the list
"I could probably get some good licks here and there"
😂
Hilarious 😂
Literal goddess and creator of galaxies 'ehhh maybe'
Skye that’s not what he means
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2:04 “anything that’s like short or a kid is just a free win in my book”
Ness and Lucas: are we a joke to you?
He said he'd lose to them.
ITzaMii yeah I know it was just a joke.
Oh ok, but shouldn't it say "are we a joke to you?"
ITzaMii yeah I noticed this now
@@pinkluigienjoyer yay :)
"top 10 smash characters i could beat in a fight"
**awkward silence**
"thanks for watchingg"
Me too
I could beat up Jigglypuff and Piranha Plant, just give me the garden shears!
Yeah, I still don’t think Piranha Plant would survive garden shears
KornDawgGamer I feel like we could beat mii gunner and mii sword fighter if they didn’t have there wepons
@@edgycuckboi35 Then they'd just be Brawlers.
“All these big guys would definitely beat me”
-Little Mac-
Still muscular
Mac has beaten giants like Sandman and Donkey Kong in Punch-Out!! Wii
@@thenumber27issomehowtaken hold on is little mac canonicaly stronger than donkey kong who did stuff like punch the moon off orbit,lift a huge ship he was standing on can beat creatures 20 times his size
@Mostafa Yeah,
Don’t bring cannon into it or someone is going to start talking about Kirby punching planets in half for sport
"I'll beat Yoshi"
Yoshi is a legit dinosaur
But he said the only reason he will win is because yoshi will be in jail cause of tax fraud
Bryant Santos the problem is yoshi always outruns the law
@@officialjokker124 oof you're right
Even if he eats you, you'll only be stuck in an egg and you can just break out of it.
@@anibalhyrulesantihero7021 again, being trapped in the egg gives him enough time to demolish you
I love how he said he’d lose against Snake for the wrong reasons
Same for kirby
Shark Waffle He needs to try to remember some of the basics of cqc
Kirby would destroy me because he's a godslayer. While I'm more likely to do damage to Snake, he knows how to fight even without weapons; he's a soldier.
Shulk, a literal god who can see the future, “50/50”
Y’all Might lol
Shulk is a god??????
Shulk at the start of the match. I'm gonna win
Multiverse theory could factor into that 50/50
Joker who whipped a gods ass
“Close win”
“Only ability’s they can naturally use”
*puts MetaKnight in EZ
*Meta Knight skilled in hand to hand combat and can theoretically use copy abilities
"Theoretically use copy abilities"? Where did that come from?
Nuredin Geziqi It’s Highly implied that he is the same species as Kirby himself. If he took off his mask he Could theoretically use copy abilities. This is even referenced in Smash in the form of his Palutenas Guidance entry.
@@godzilla154 I don't have any problem with him being the same species with Kirby, it's well known how similar they are for decades now. It's his supposed ability to copy others that really has not much of a base. It's been a theory since always but really the only base are their looks.
There is actually maybe somethings that points out how Kirby is the strange one: the anime. After all it was partially supervisioned by Sakurai himself, some info might be actually realiable. The last few games have been also hinting at how Kirby is very... peculiar and why he is as strong as he is. We really have few info sources on this
He just edgy
@@Iwannagitosleep What's edgy about him? He's a gorb
Smash ultimate tier list but it's based on the characters' size
Canon or smash size?
qcgymnastworld Canon
Ridley wins unless bowser is mega form
So kirby is still f tier?
Comparison
Olimar less then 1 inch
Sonic meter tall
Mario normal human size
Bowser over 3 meters
Ridley over 5 meters
**bodying joker
“Arsene”
*UH OH*
you put peach and daisy in "close win" when Daisy literally slapped bowser to infinity and beyond in MP3
edit: not to mention she has chlorokinesis powers, a double jump, and even the ability to resurrect herself (according to the Mario Manga)
Peach and Wario are probably closer to being "Not human/monster" than "Smoked" lol
I though I was the only one who remembers that
Peach also replicated that feat in Super Princess Peach. Let's also mot forget that Mario characters go around casually smashing crates to pieces with their asses as well as brick and sometimes even stone blocks. Hell, Mario as of Odyssey can smash a fucking tank to pieces amd harm a large dragon.
Forget that: Remember when Mario survived an *exploding black hole?*
@@BabuBabu-ip6oh Rosalina saved him
Wario’s arms are JACKED, he gives Ike and the Belmont’s a run for their money
Without his bike Wario is still a walking tank body mass alone would prove to be fatal
Ike, maybe, the Belmonts? heck no.
Warios fart has the power of a atomic bomb
Ike, yes. Belmonts? Absolutely not.
@@celestialstar5563 Wario can take punches. He was able to survive an explosion that parted the sky of clouds.
"I think Wario would be a close win" bro, the guy suplexed a giant lizard wearing a bikini
@Muse Suse And a bull wearing a speedo, some green looking dude with a cane, a literal king, hell even a clown he beat the shit out of!
Aaronitmar “Kirby would win because he’s too cute”
Me “Okay but also he’s an ultra powerful god killer so...”
yeah but is he peak physical condition?
Why is he assuming every body is weak because he can't see their muscles 😂
hes just trying to power his ego..
Like rosalina
Olimar is size of a penny. I could just step on him.
Vulture INK no, it’s because this video is a joke, so he is just joking
To everybody I know it's a joke
The lack of knowledge of the Nintendo universe kinda makes me laugh, like if he knew the true power of these characters all but like 5 would smoke him.
Lemme guess:
Olimar
Isabelle (iffy; dependent on scaling to Villager)
R.O.B. cause toy
Wii Fit Trainer (though honestly this is highly dependent on how fit Aaron is because she'd be no joke in a fight)
Annnnd... Uh... Hm. Dunno the last character. I wanna say Villager or Duck Hunt but Villager can fish out blue whales and Duck Hunt is a doggo and I feel like he underestimates how much a dog can fuck him up, especially since it's "only fists".
It's not Game & Watch, is it? Eh. Damn it, I dunno.
@@shyguyrocks1 Olimar, R.O.B. (if we take him as a toy not as a robot), Isabelle, Mr. Game and Watch (his games literally are just tasks normal people or very specialized trained people do.) Megaman (with the caveat that he can't harm a human thanks to a directive by doctor light, this is why he never attacks wily directly only his machines. Hes disarming his opponent.), and inkling (they kinda don't have any physical feats besides anything concerning ink. Plus a glaring weakness to water.)
beatdownblackjack I think I’d add Pokémon trainer to that list, no Pokemon and if we go by the idea that 10 year olds get their first Pokémon he’d probably just be a 10 year old, and I could beat a 10 year old, granted it would probably be close. The other two characters that I don’t think he’d get smoked by are duck hunt and ice climbers. I think that if either of the characters were just 1 on one with him rather than 2 on one he could probably win given the ice climbers really on hammers to beat their enemies and break ice and their big winter parkas would make fighting a challenge. And I think most people probably could take your average hunting dog 1 on 1, or your average duck 1 on 1 neither would be easy but it’s definitely doable.
Just saying all the Mario characters would destroy everyone irl
I want daisy to destroy me
Bruh goombas literally touch Mario's foot and kill him
Avito uhhhhhhhhh
Siickerss *shy guy wants to know your location*
Yeah that’s
Right
This dude put a plant above little Mac, ryu, terry, and ganon himself
Piranha Plant is GOD
It's not above it just simply cause it's a monster. This isn't saying that so and so could kill The plant.
Copy Man all you need is Weed Killer
Are y’all stupid Plant is ultra instinct and the greatest life form Plant Gang Rise Up!
Pika Pika Gaming you have enlightened me Plant Gang forever
These a Smash in real life with R.O.B just getting kicked and losing, and when he mentioned R.O.B I though of that
“Palutena could beat me, she is literally a goddess”
Oh so this is a fight with their canonical appearance.
“Luigi could just misfire me”
wtf...?
Man daisy is super athletic, you’d get smoked for sure
She also slapped Bowser to Saturn or something.
Joaquin Maran Carbia she’d slap everyone to Saturn tbh
Joaquin Maran Carbia but Waluigi beat up bowser in the same game and peach hit bowser into space in her own game
yah yeet “possibly some children” yeah give an exception for ness and/or lucas
yah yeet P.K fire
“Meta Knight is literally just Kirby with a sword”
“Without his sword I’m not sure that Meta Knight could do very much”
Wut
This men doesn’t make any sense lol
Has he played Brawl
Because weapons aren't aloud.
Dr Kahls Robot did you read his comment
Would lose to kirby, thinks he has a chance against basically another Kirby according to him
Wario: close win
Also wario: canonically immortal, and has farts canonically as powerful as an atom bomb.
Also capable of knocking out monsters with his punches and pile driving them like a wrestling dummy.
Kirby : *eats planets*
Aaronitmar: “I’d only lose because I don’t want to fight him not because he’d destroy me”
Mario: *Punches Bricks on the daily*
Aaron: It would be close.
*Headbutts
Lowkey not Kirby
Nah man he actually punches them. Even in the original Super Mario, if you look closely he punches
@@doot8320 Oh, sorry I actually did not know that, cool!
Mario throws 1000 pound dragons in the sky close fight close fight but just because he can shoot fire fly turn indestructible and can tries 1000s of pounds doesn’t mean the fat small man will win
Daisy slapped Bowser across the horizon in Mario Party 3. She would definitely smoke you.
Aaron's getting a spanking.
i said this too
Not to mention, peach has also smacked Bowser into the horizon in super princess peach. And she has heart power. She could heal herself or put you to sleep. Both of them win, easy.
actually you would lost to wario because he is immortal
Yeah
Not just immortal but strong too. If you ever got close enough to try and throw a punch he would just pick you up with 1 arm and throw you like a baseball.
Looks like Wario's the one playing the long game.
No, Wario’s just an ogre.
No, wario is just incredibly tough, and he even has a bit of toon force. So, that's a loss.
“King Dedede would use his hammer” wait
"He can ONLY eat me"
Nobody:
Aaronitmar:
“I beat up kids/women”
Epic Gamer confirmed
And helpless animals
Daisy: *Slaps bowser to the sun*
Aaronitmar: I can beat her.
He would get combo'd to death
DatBluePittoo Daisy actually slapped Bowser around the world.
Peach is superior
@Kirby Kirby the only thing she is superior in is in waifu talk. And that’s only because we all know that daisy is too pure to be in that discussion.
@@blui3609 I'm sure you found that out in the one game she was in and a couple of sports games, I'm not here to criticize your opinion but I grew up w/ Peach and therefore I prefer her. Also I prefer the regal royalty over the flamboyant tomboishness of Daisy. Ps daisy's hair looks like shit imo
Megaman would actually be the easiest win bc he's programmed to never atack humans (unless another human is in danger)
if you take megaman Durability into account any punch he threw would hurt him more than megaman
16:02 he is literally a god
Lol Ik joker who beat literal god and has countless persona would not lose to a youtuber lol
@@hadezdeluxe498 nope but he would lose to deadpool....I'm a troll
“I would just refuse to fight Kirby”
Kirby:* can Literally eat anything
I get the feeling Aaron is a plussy
Likely
I came here to get away from alpharad plus
Me:don’t you you mean pu-
RUclips: Hey!!! Family Friendly!!! Demonitize!!!
Bllly P Nice Alpha reference!
Ben Florez i sub to u
Aaron: "I can beat some of these guys."
Vs Battle Wiki: *"Are you sure about that?"*
This guy gets it.
VS Battle Wiki says that Daisy can solo Perfect Cell. I'm not trusting that thing.
@@mythosinfinite6736
I mean,
Yoshi created a constellation when he defeated Raphael Raven and Daisy is comparable to Yoshi.
@@mythosinfinite6736
When you're a verse that runs on gags and comedy as well as never caring for continuity than you tend to get ridiculous shit: Look at Looney Tunes.
Anyways, as said above, Raphael turning into a constellation was either because of Yoshi himself or Kamek's magic. No other explanation for it, and everyone scales to Kamek and also Yoshi.
Bowser and Peach in Galaxy 2 survive a vortex that, based on the World Select screen, was as big as a planet at it's smallest and at most would be bigger than multiple galaxies. This vortex was also sucking in light (either that or stars, so pick your poison) and Mario and Bowser were able to resist It's pull and even outpace it.
There's also Mario Party which is even more insane and then Rosalina with her Observatory having MFTL+ speeds that she can command with deft precision.
Bowser Jr. is also very, very heavily implied, both by text and common sense, to have created the Secrer Levels in Sunshine, of which there are multiple that have thousands of stars within them as well as exists it's own time and space. He then goes on to use this Paintbrush to attack people and his Graffiti is made from it's magic and so were the bosses in Sunshine.
Bowser created the Painting Worlds in 64, one complete with a starry night sky and, while some argue this is due to Power Stars, Mario and Co. have fought bosses empowered by Power Stars in base plenty of times.
Baby Bowser alsk warped the entirety of Yoshi's Island into a story book, yet said storybook also has a starry sky as a part of it, implying he warped much more than just the island.
Wario dealt with Black Jewel who created a dimension with stars and his defeat caused it's collapse...
Honestly I could go on.
@@m0j026
Cartoon bullshit. The issue that they're treating gag scenes or flashy outliers in a tonal shift like a constant feat and not a fluctuating range of power with a consistent "slightly above the average human" level of power. As if it's common knowledge and well-known among Nintendo employees that at any point, Daisy could wipe out an entire galaxy with a single swing.
That's not how this shit works.
if you push everyone from "ez win", "close win", and "50/50" back to "close loss" you'd have an accurate tier list here.
Some of them are just normal humans and some are just children
Joker:
1) Runs on top of literal chandeliers/lights
2) Being in the MetaVerse is physically demanding, and he’s in there for up to around 4 hours, fighting.
3) He is able to survive a high fall (as seen in the beginning of Persona 5) and land gracefully
4) I mean, come on, he’s Joker lmao 🤣
Edit: Also, just by using his Persona he would have an automatic win because Arsene has powerful magic attacks, and in the game physical attacks are the weakest anyways. He can also summon a variety of different Personas in the original game (if you’re counting that) and you’d get smoked
Wario: Destroyed a black jewel capable of warping reality andc
able to lift a dinosaur like entity in Wario world
"Close win honestly for Wario"
"Toon Link is just a cartoon."
Toon Link: Ya got a problem with cartoons?
@Septic no items though but he wouldn't be an easy fight anyway
This wasn't meant to be a serious comment btw. Just a joke.
tanookichampion spider vers reference
Cartoons just make characters stronger XD have u SEEN uncle grandpa and the JoJo bizarre adventure type shit he can pull up.
Look, Toon link is STRONGER THAN YOUNG LINK, don’t give me that bs
You can literally fold Game & Watch
Also Squirtle can learn moves like Scald, Hydro Pump (he has this in smash), Toxic and Skull Bash
_oggivseerden yeah he’d get his ass beat by pikachu too
Can
I dont think he can see G&W
Dalton Loves Cake! Yeah, as soon as I saw that, I thought of the z-move "gigavolt panic"
Turtle Person I’m just going off the fact that his tail can turn into iron..
1:34 *PETA would like to know your location*
PETA kills more animals, so they have no say in the matter.
"Characters I could beat in a fight"
*Proceeds to put literal Fighting game characters on the thumbnail*
15:55 I know right what *are* you talking about? Pac-Man is a master in 4D chess and is a wizard, you could never win against the big brain
Adult link literally hits his swords so hard they break, you lose 100%
Not to mention his arm is soo strong that he can full force parry a lynel
@@Kritical77 that's true too
Plus champion abilities and botw stories were link is EXTREMELY strong like when he deflected a guardian laser with a pot lid
Not to mention he can slow down time
As a kid he could take a lynel
You wouldn't fight Kirby, but would happily beat up a dog?
You clearly havent played dq 11. The luminary has so much plot armor you would never stand a chance
I'm in the middle of the game. I enjoy it a lot, but the story...just happens and you're seemingly immortal.
@@carbon6111 dragon quest is not known for it story but the characters are amazing with sylvando being the best character in fiction
@@tfot2681 My first DQ game. Sylvando is great.
*beats Joker,loses to Wii fit Trainor*
*SHULK CAN SEE THE FUTURE*
Like honestly it depends on what he has at the moment. At the beginning, he needs the monado for visions, but in the near endgame, he doesn’t need the monado for visions. Even a good friend of Shulk in the games says that he was frail at one point. TL:DR, if hes in the beginning of the game, he’d be an easy win, and in the endgame hes a tougher opponent.
You forgot he turned to a god
"I think I could get a few licks in."
😏 You tangos with Rosalina, eh Aaron?
Electricity kills you ash is not a human he’s like some weird alien
Also since you didnt put him in the list
Sans would smoke you
ALSO why not put meta knight with Kirby? Heck that dude would go as far as using his wings to impale you
Sans is not a fighter
RBG GSC uh yeah he is, he’s dlc
@@jimmysmash1236 mii costume
@@jimmysmash1236
That's not Sans, that's Mii Gunner.
Even if he was a legit character, Sans would probably not fight due to his laziness.
Aaronitmar: This is a chil-
Child: chuckles *I’M IN DANGER*
Plot twist: he actually would be murdered by everyone.
Nah. I could just step on Olimar and Pichu. Pichu may be fast but his electricity is very strong.
Villager can move large fountains with ease, and when he eats something he can shatter large stones and dig up trees.
Ice Climbers can blow an ice cloud that freezes opponents solid.
While ROB is small, he's still got lasers and jets that humans tend to not like having used on them.
In Gen 6, Squirtle could use rock smash, so it's strong enough to shatter bones most likely.
Meta Knight could casually fly across a galaxy in a couple seconds. Faster than Sonic.
Wario plows through large boulders with ease.
All of the Koopalings survived a castle tipping over on them.
The argument that Ash survives Pikachu's attacks isn't all that convincing, since Pokemon's "humans" evolved alongside the other Pokemon. And when that same electricity has shown to create huge explosions.
Pit could dodge lasers and scales to someone who cut a small flying island in half.
Jigglypuff, as a Pokemon, can likely survive much more of an ass-whooping than a human.
BOTW Link could parry attacks from monsterous lynels and light-speed beams.
Rosalina reset a universe.
Ivysaur is again a Pokemon, and it shoots blades.
Mario punted a castle.
A lot of others in the "i'd get smoked" category would also be stronger than people think.
Aaron: "Pikachu is a 50/50 because Ash takes his Thunderbolts"
Pikachu in Sun and Moon: *Almost obliterates Alola with his Z-Move*
And
Pikachu in XYZ: *Defeats Tyranitar, Metagross and makes Charizard stand on his knees*
Pikachu in Diamond and pearl: Toe to toe with a Latios.
Hoenn: Defeated a full-powered Regice using special moves, despite Regice’s tanky Special Defense.
Just to remind you, Daisy slapped Bowser so hard in Mario Party 3, she basically made him blast of like team rocket
Naeshaun Edwards that was Mario party 😂
@@kekyoinconsumeroftheforeig1746
Lol Daisy's practically only been in Mario Party. What? You think people know her for her one appearance in Super Mario Land where she basically looks indistinguishable from Peach or Pauline? Party and the Sports titles are practically what gave her her identity and iconic look.
@@shyguyrocks1 That's Nintendo's fault because they can't be bothered to make a game featuring her that isn't a spinoff
Just An Average Guy no, I meant that Mario party is a pretty crazy game, and that in the cannon Mario games that probably wouldn't happen. I never said that people only know her from super Mario land
*Kirby would quickly throw a heart at him and would make him a friend instantly.*
Aaronitmar: *put mii gunner in ez win*
Mii gunner: imma put this *sans* outfit and beat the internet.
You're forgetting R.O.B.'s major weakness
His ON/OFF switch.
Aaronitmar is going S I C K O M O D E
Peach Daisy bad fighters ? Im going to remember you they got that “hatcha” thing ;v
Bro, the link from breth of the wild is actualy trained so he wuold smoke you
Aaronitmar: we can only use fists in the battle. Also Aaronitmar:I can just throw a bucket of water
Aaron:Duck hunt duo is a close win but I would bash them
Duck hunt vr: let’s see about that
Technically it’s not duck hunt vr it’s duck season but I’ll allow it
Smoke a cigarette every time he says, “Smoked.”
I'd get cancer
THEseaKING215
Lungs are smoked...
*GET HELP*
Do I have to smoke tobacco?
(thinks he could beat wario)
Clearly he has never even heard of wario land
My list
Easy lose
All of them
only person i could see beating is like isabell but that's just wrong
you could at least kill Olimar because he's like 5cm tall
The only people Aaron could beat up in a fight (or pretty much anyone) would be Isabelle and Olimar.
Yoshi so things that won’t really be able to defend them selfs
bc your realistic unlike the guy who made this list
I don't think there are taxes in the mushroom kingdom
Aaronitnar: 16:15 “That feels right to me.” *says as puts Shulk in 50/50*
Me: Was there a pun intended?
Do you even know what a pun is?
Aarontimar: “I don’t know where to put joker. He has Arsen...”
Me: “AnD a GuN!”
for his neutral special, Joker wields a gun
Jokers gun isn't real though.
@Sapphire all of them
ESRIC1O1 wdym?
Musical Theater Lover
Basically, Joker’s gun is a model gun that only works in the metaverse because it looks real. They explain it in P5, it’s not a real gun, he just uses it in the cognitive world because his enemies think it’s a real gun.
Aaronotmar: Doesn’t want to hurt Kirby, able to inhale with about the power of a black hole.
Also Aaronitmar: Down with slamming two small mouses, one being a baby that would be defenseless in the wild.
I don’t understand why march is higher then hero, Marth is just a guy and hero can shoot fire and lighting, I would put hero in “I’d get smoked” and the FE characters in “50/50”
Kevin Tesuka yea, but hero uses the same size sword, plus insane magic
Kevin Tesuka oh yea. But definitely not “smoked”
So you wouldn't punch a puff ball but you would punch a kid
Aaronitmar: SNAKE WOULD SMOKE ME
Snake: %99 of his attacks involve weapons