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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2023
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Комментарии • 220

  • @senpaistamps
    @senpaistamps  10 месяцев назад +462

    Ladies and gentleman this is not a drill-- A cute, 6'2" year old Christian finance bro in OC with an affinity for K-dramas found ME yesterday Tuesday Sept 19th at 5:50 PM just days after filming this strategy. I repeat do not hunt, but rather allow yourself to be FOUND. I turned away that nice anything goes man at the mall and I'm talking to someone picky, desiring an equally yoked wife on the same page. It may ir may not last but the point is STAY PICKY AND STOP STAYING INSIDE.

    • @SkidesGames
      @SkidesGames 10 месяцев назад +35

      Congrats Professor Stamps!! 🎉🎉🎉

    • @rahima5044
      @rahima5044 10 месяцев назад +1

      Honestly this is giving desperate, babe.
      And the dress is a lol hoochie. This might be the what's attracting these totally real, unimaginary "men"

    • @TaylorJohnson1
      @TaylorJohnson1 10 месяцев назад +7

      That's so exciting!

    • @shawnwithachance123
      @shawnwithachance123 10 месяцев назад +1

      Kelly….today is Tuesday sept 19th! Did you mean Monday sept 18th!? Lol love this for you!!!!

    •  10 месяцев назад +3

      Hmm alright I'm taking notes😏👌🏾

  • @dawgcatcha1907
    @dawgcatcha1907 10 месяцев назад +70

    Kelly I recommend checking out the book Fascinating Womanhood. Be careful not to tell a man what you’re looking for in a husband right off the bat.They will do the song and dance

    • @senpaistamps
      @senpaistamps  10 месяцев назад +21

      MMM good point. I’ve learned to give a firm yet open answer

  • @Lindalindali
    @Lindalindali 10 месяцев назад +54

    I admire your maturity. I've settled in the past and won't anymore.

    • @senpaistamps
      @senpaistamps  10 месяцев назад +12

      Absolutely never settling!!

  • @universeofluis
    @universeofluis 10 месяцев назад +101

    Some guys just wanna see if they can make it happen. Stay strong Kelly

    • @user-yi7dj5ty6p
      @user-yi7dj5ty6p 10 месяцев назад

      some guys dont wnat to be played by lying women

  • @keturahcummings
    @keturahcummings 10 месяцев назад +45

    I live by "He who finds a wife"!!!! - I noticed in my relationships + the ones around me, when the guy gets to pursue you - it typically better. The difference is you won't have to question if he likes you, where when I was the one trying to be "picked" (yikes) there was never clarity. I know it's not the case for all which is where discernment kicks in!! Also that white dress and bang time is GORG

    • @shawnwithachance123
      @shawnwithachance123 10 месяцев назад +7

      I agree, this one guy I liked that I would pursue, it didn’t work out. I agree, it’s always better to be pursued

  • @ViktoriyaChuprov
    @ViktoriyaChuprov 10 месяцев назад +89

    So happy to see someone open about the Christian standards and knows who they are in Christ! What a breath of fresh air! You saw exactly what that was, the devil tempting you. You go girl, for standing strong and seeing it for what it really is! God is for you ❤

    • @JzmnDouglas
      @JzmnDouglas 10 месяцев назад +3

      Amen!

    • @hugitkissitloveit8640
      @hugitkissitloveit8640 10 месяцев назад +2

      Not a Christian but I'm still going to hit that thumbs 👍🏼 up button

  • @zukoinstyle
    @zukoinstyle 10 месяцев назад +27

    You're not dramatic at all Kelly. The enemy works overtime everyday. I love that God is speaking to you and you are choosing to listen. May He continue to reveal Himself to you through His Spirit. And may He provide the strength you need to keep speaking publicly about your faith. Much love❤❤❤

  • @professlch6347
    @professlch6347 10 месяцев назад +37

    That white dress is gorgeous. Your makeup is so light and fab. Newport Beach, eh? Happiness, growth, laughter, love, and sanity for you, wherever you roam, Niece.

  • @jayjayeffron9249
    @jayjayeffron9249 10 месяцев назад +82

    My sister as a man who has come across this channel I find it absolutely wonderful that you are growing deeper in your relationship with Christ, and more so that you are not compromising on your future children hearing the word of God, because it is the best gift that you can give anybody in the world, especially a child!

    • @fremont111
      @fremont111 10 месяцев назад +13

      I had to read that 3 times 'my sister as a man' lol. Punctuation matters! Commas rule!

    • @jayjayeffron9249
      @jayjayeffron9249 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@fremont111 Yes, the Internet grammar police have finally got me. I will continue to send my praises up to the Lord and not worry about punctuation on the Internet. God bless you.

    • @JzmnDouglas
      @JzmnDouglas 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@jayjayeffron9249😂😂

    • @JzmnDouglas
      @JzmnDouglas 10 месяцев назад +5

      I completely agree. It really IS the best gift you could ever give some one 😁

  • @JustSheik
    @JustSheik 10 месяцев назад +99

    Not me living in the OC hoping I run into THEE whataburgerqueen.

    • @senpaistamps
      @senpaistamps  10 месяцев назад +20

      I’m getting lunch with Marissa and Summer later!

    • @vd1657
      @vd1657 9 месяцев назад

      That was me when she was living in Georgia 😂

  • @toya.asmr__
    @toya.asmr__ 10 месяцев назад +43

    Yes I totally agree💯 Whoever I date must be Christian and dating with intention for marriage like me✨ I'm out of the house a lot but mostly while I'm running around working, so I need to intentionally set aside some days to be outside while relaxed lol

  • @thriveflourishmotivate
    @thriveflourishmotivate 10 месяцев назад +11

    He probably kept pestering you because men like to chase. The fact that he would dismiss your values, is a giant red flag. Great thing you used your discernment. 👍

  • @nidhi0211
    @nidhi0211 10 месяцев назад +17

    Girl you go!!!!! Lately I have been thinking a lot around this. I am Hindu and I too live by same mindset and values which has kept me single for so long because I just couldn’t make the guys understand how important that is for me. I used to feel discouraged and out of place in dating as a result.. well I still do! But thank you for sharing this. It’s really inspiring ❤

  • @JustSheik
    @JustSheik 10 месяцев назад +13

    "I haven't had a TV in a long time because I AM the entertainment!" Kelly Stamps 2023 (You're full of the BEST comments.)

  • @keiondriabailey4446
    @keiondriabailey4446 10 месяцев назад +13

    When the devil sends you a counterfeit thinking he can have you forfeit the husband God has for you👀👀.... You shut it down girl❤

  • @wellofthewise
    @wellofthewise 10 месяцев назад +10

    “I charge you, O daughters of Jerusalem, That ye stir not up, nor awake my love, Until he please.”
    ‭‭Song of Solomon‬ ‭8‬:‭4‬.
    this is a verse from scripture that we sisters in Christ need to meditate on! waiting is not easy, but it will be worth the wait. trust in God’s timing.
    you are so right sister! we have to place ourselves in the position to be found. there is no harm in doing so, whereas looking only gets us hurt. we must keep our high standards & never settle.

  • @whatsaudreymaking
    @whatsaudreymaking 10 месяцев назад +15

    That was super awkward! 😂 It could be the devil trying to tempt you or at the same time it could be God giving you an opportunity to grow in hearing from the Holy Spirit. I’m glad to see that you stood firm in your faith! 🤗 You’re doing great and I’m praying for you to meet your Godly man effortlessly if that’s your hearts desire! 😊

  • @bigd557
    @bigd557 10 месяцев назад +8

    I needed this so bad. I also have been tempted in different ways recently and I really needed a reminder. Thank you! Love the dress by the way.

  • @sarahhenry5616
    @sarahhenry5616 10 месяцев назад +4

    I love your videos. You make my days less bland.♥️

  • @arin.officialmusic
    @arin.officialmusic 10 месяцев назад +9

    This video is so relatable and I love that you’re talking about it! it’s so easy to settle and go with a “whatever happens happens” kind of situation, but NO. We know what we want and we are trusting God for it. That’s on period! (Also the end had me cracking up 😂)

  • @KB-ct8wg
    @KB-ct8wg 10 месяцев назад +2

    I loved how you summed up the quality of radio stations in 30 seconds.

  • @sharnicaxd5321
    @sharnicaxd5321 10 месяцев назад +3

    This vlog was so cute and encouraging ❤❤❤

  • @llittle_jasmine3674
    @llittle_jasmine3674 10 месяцев назад +5

    you’re near me! i roller skate at Newport beach beach all the time!! great video as always ❤️

  • @chloe7288
    @chloe7288 10 месяцев назад +1

    Professor Stamps serving A+ advice as usual

  • @lamamadeloshelados
    @lamamadeloshelados 10 месяцев назад +8

    Hi Kelly! I enjoy your content a lot; even if I can't resonate with certain things, it's always nice to see you've uploaded a new video and I always try to watch it! Please, take care of yourself and do backgroud research on these men, I know God protects you but it's still important, especially as a woman that goes out by herself, to be surrounded by good people with good intentions! Have a nice day ♥

  • @libbylib1819
    @libbylib1819 5 месяцев назад

    So impressed, Kelly. You're doing better than me. Settled/allowed myself to be deceived and lived to regret it 😞 Please don't settle. Not worth it.

  • @LoisLeonora
    @LoisLeonora 10 месяцев назад +7

    Isn't that why we all workout. To eat the tiramisu...😂

  • @infinitehype
    @infinitehype 9 месяцев назад

    I’m so glad you’ve made this channel.

  • @ChristinaPistone
    @ChristinaPistone 10 месяцев назад +7

    I am going through the same thing myself! Ever since February I came back to God and will only date a Christian man with similar values. Very rare and hard to find these days, but like you said I won't settle. Trusting God's plan ♥🙏🏽 I'm near Newport by the way xo Big hugs!

  • @Mimlou
    @Mimlou 10 месяцев назад +5

    Notification squad here for ya, Kelly!!!❤❤🎉

    • @senpaistamps
      @senpaistamps  10 месяцев назад +3

      THANK YOU FRONT AND CENTER

  • @dhowto3005
    @dhowto3005 10 месяцев назад

    "The breakfast you ordered in the beginning " >>>>> !
    I haven't eaten it since before March 2020, but prior to March 2020, it's my go to breakfast but I always asked for strawberry and blueberry jam to go with mine!!!
    Eataly needs to sponsor your videos!

  • @relleways
    @relleways 10 месяцев назад +1

    Good for you Kelly! ❤

  • @Laurens_lifee
    @Laurens_lifee 10 месяцев назад

    Thank you for this! Some people make me feel crazy for having those expectations in a relationship:(

  • @lolly3596
    @lolly3596 10 месяцев назад +5

    queen of all queens, definitely needed a daily dose of Whataburgerqueen🥰

  • @lialandmusic
    @lialandmusic 10 месяцев назад

    lmaooo! not "oh it's you" 😂 ... anyways love this per usual!

  • @donnamcintosh2109
    @donnamcintosh2109 10 месяцев назад

    I’m hoping they would bring an Eataly to South Florida. I could go on a major shopping spree at that market!

  • @mommamia9948
    @mommamia9948 10 месяцев назад +1

    The copyright free radio got me 😂

  • @pinkcarterinc.
    @pinkcarterinc. 10 месяцев назад +2

    We love you Kelly 🤍🤍🤍🤍

  • @gretelrue
    @gretelrue 10 месяцев назад +2

    4:20 helluh as a fellow black girl who's just been to singapore i highly recommend it!! i too am looking to visit tokyo this winter! x

  • @user-yi7dj5ty6p
    @user-yi7dj5ty6p 10 месяцев назад

    shes got such a pretty smile

  • @RoninSage
    @RoninSage 10 месяцев назад +6

    I would like to know WHO is complaining about the iconic white dress. Our professor is timeless & chic. I need NAMES 📝

  • @Blue_7777
    @Blue_7777 10 месяцев назад

    The copy-right free radio was so funny haha.

  • @shawnwithachance123
    @shawnwithachance123 10 месяцев назад +4

    Kelly, I too, should go relax outside, aside from running errands and going to school, but sometimes it’s easier said than done for me 😂 you make it look easy tho, which helps a lot ❤

  • @morgansiimone
    @morgansiimone 9 месяцев назад

    “Oh it’s you!” 😂😂

  • @juliarodrigues8085
    @juliarodrigues8085 10 месяцев назад +1

    Kelly you are amazing! I absolutely love this channel and I believe God is shaping you and using you. I am on a similar journey with finding my life partner. We will find our Godly men! I love the part of “stop staying inside”, it definitely hits me! 😘😘😘

  • @kayg6600
    @kayg6600 10 месяцев назад

    😂😂 😂 “oh it’s you, hi”

  • @RachelScottDance
    @RachelScottDance 10 месяцев назад +1

    This was me at Crystal Cove today! Treating myself 💕

  • @SierraSl
    @SierraSl 10 месяцев назад

    I never knew whataburger was actually a thing until I saw it when I was out town😂 they don’t have that in Tampa, Florida.

  • @mosoriresuccess6968
    @mosoriresuccess6968 10 месяцев назад +3

    Kelly thank you so much for making this channel. Seeing you boldly and genuinely express your faith, enjoying your own company, putting language to many sentiments I have as a woman growing in Christ, and share how Jesus is transforming you on your journey inspires me, and empowers me to do the same (while looking unapologetically good doing it too🤗👏🏾) God bless you and empower you to encounter Him and grow in Him always in Jesus Name Amen♥️

  • @Janiqueonika
    @Janiqueonika 10 месяцев назад +3

    😂😂😂 where does Kelly get these single women fun facts from???
    I’m amazed how she has these little tidbits I’ve never heard before…… Guess we’re reading different books lol

  • @content.collections
    @content.collections 10 месяцев назад +6

    New subscriber. I love your content. You inspired me to start my own RUclips channel. 🎉

  • @mylifeasjessio
    @mylifeasjessio 10 месяцев назад +2

    lol there is actually a green theory (wearing green dresses to make people feel calm and attracted to you). please try it! many say it def works.

    • @pinkroses135
      @pinkroses135 10 месяцев назад

      Lol I like wearing green or solid colors in general that are calming to myself and others. Some patterns are too over the top.

  • @theembodiedgoddess
    @theembodiedgoddess 10 месяцев назад

    moments after workout… omw to eataly! *SKKKEEERRRRRRRTTTTT*

  • @happyme3274
    @happyme3274 10 месяцев назад +3

    Hey Kelly. I love what you pointed out in your video, it's that you need to make yourself available. Not just stay at home and hope that your future husband will just come crashing through your ceiling or something like that.
    Also, keep them standards set on high, keep remaining in the Lord, so that if man has to find you, he has to find you through Christ 😁👍❤

  • @JzmnDouglas
    @JzmnDouglas 10 месяцев назад +2

    Why did i JUST now discover this channel 😂😭. Im binging your videos right now. And do you ever think, oh shes awesome (which is like yay), and then you find out shes CHRISTIAN too! Haha i feel like its always like extra awesome. And its like yes we both going to the kingdom one day 😂💅🏾.
    Lol unless its just me that thinks that.

  • @FatimaFarmer
    @FatimaFarmer 10 месяцев назад +3

    shout out to the waiter lol... and yes thank you for the reminder. "Don't settle"!

  • @kingketurah
    @kingketurah 9 месяцев назад

    Omggg she’s so cuteee

  • @sayedero
    @sayedero 10 месяцев назад +2

    KELLY please dont kill me!! You're hilarious 😂😂😂😘😍

  • @emm2058
    @emm2058 10 месяцев назад

    Welcome to Newport!

  • @teddi8940
    @teddi8940 10 месяцев назад +2

    Not you singing misamo ❤❤lol

  • @arnettsmith563
    @arnettsmith563 10 месяцев назад

    miss stamps. always no.1.nice job

  • @i123456987654
    @i123456987654 10 месяцев назад

    Lol I need to visit Newport Beach

  • @XxAzureNekoxX
    @XxAzureNekoxX 10 месяцев назад +2

    You and I have so much in common it’s crazy

  • @maraisreynolds9688
    @maraisreynolds9688 10 месяцев назад +3

    Try the midwest i know it sounds awful but there are a lot of good looking hardworking Christian men. They out here!

  • @user-yi7dj5ty6p
    @user-yi7dj5ty6p 10 месяцев назад

    She is gorgeous

  • @InspiredByEbonyLove
    @InspiredByEbonyLove 10 месяцев назад

    OC looks very similar to the coastal areas of Long Beach. Belmont shore area.

  • @yunakim1536
    @yunakim1536 10 месяцев назад +1

    Singapore viewer here!! Please do come!

  • @ethanc2408
    @ethanc2408 10 месяцев назад

    Kelly back in SoCal hoping I see her at Eataly😭😭

  • @bridgetteteapp
    @bridgetteteapp 10 месяцев назад

    I love Newport 💓💓

  • @quintenelijah6586
    @quintenelijah6586 9 месяцев назад

    Sending love ❤. Don’t feel like making a whole comment today 😂😂

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 10 месяцев назад +8

    Kelly's impure thoughts of wearing her white dress signifying her purity made her The Waitresses-like know what boys like, what guys want, what boys like, boys like, boys like her.

    • @senpaistamps
      @senpaistamps  10 месяцев назад +3

      LOL HI FUZZY NICE TO SEE YOU HERE

  • @arm_candy
    @arm_candy 10 месяцев назад +4

    Kelllllllyyyyyy i just love you ❤

  • @mkh7967
    @mkh7967 10 месяцев назад

    I matched with someone once who I very quickly found out wasn’t gonna work. He kept contacting me and being pushy while criticizing my standards of wanting a monogamous relationship

  • @scholasticsigridagren794
    @scholasticsigridagren794 10 месяцев назад +3

    Love you burgerqueen!!!

    • @senpaistamps
      @senpaistamps  10 месяцев назад +3

      Please accept this honey butter chicken biscuit 🍔

  • @nigeriasimone6065
    @nigeriasimone6065 10 месяцев назад

    Ok but where did you get that white workout top? So cute!

  • @bfoz
    @bfoz 10 месяцев назад

    I thought it was Newport, RI for a second.

  • @va8120
    @va8120 10 месяцев назад +1

    Kelly, you don’t have to wonder why they’re into you even though you have nothing in common. They see a woman with standards as more desirable because she’s more selective with who she allows into her energy (and body). It’s just ups the ante for the score they see in hooking up with you. Stay strong. You’re doing it right! ❤

  • @Janiqueonika
    @Janiqueonika 10 месяцев назад +1

    Stay picky ❤

  • @MichelleNadin
    @MichelleNadin 10 месяцев назад

    Girl! Keep trusting the Lord and he will answer your prayers! He always does 🥹🙏🏻 I used to mess with non Christian guys and that kind of blocked me to see the potential of awesome guys at my church that I’ve known for years.

  • @cosmosprincess20
    @cosmosprincess20 10 месяцев назад

    This is good

  • @aliviablount
    @aliviablount 10 месяцев назад

    The dress is giving

  • @nishakhaira9736
    @nishakhaira9736 10 месяцев назад

    Amen sister…I feeel you!!!!! Can’t wait to enter into a Godly relationship

  • @savinthesun
    @savinthesun 9 месяцев назад

    Where did you get this dress it’s gorgeous ❤

  • @thelastgamurai
    @thelastgamurai 10 месяцев назад

    There she 🌬️🍃! Also pause

  • @deej6795
    @deej6795 10 месяцев назад +1

    Yeah some guys don't care about having common ideals. I'm realizing those people usually aren't looking for a serious relationship.

  • @ayooKondom
    @ayooKondom 10 месяцев назад

    Does anyone know where the dress is from?

  • @alh5524
    @alh5524 10 месяцев назад +1

    Men want what they can’t have. That’s why he said that, lmao.

  • @LovingSoul61
    @LovingSoul61 10 месяцев назад +1

    They always think they can convince you to change your mind and get what they want. It doesn't matter the reason. I said no. There's no discussion after that.

  • @InspiredByEbonyLove
    @InspiredByEbonyLove 10 месяцев назад

    I think tomorrow, the 21st is the 1st day of Autumn.

  • @misochi5277
    @misochi5277 10 месяцев назад +1

    Professor Stamps idk if this topic is too risky, but I really need your opinion as a chrsitian woman. What are your thoughts on self pleasure outside of marriage? I feel like not alot of ppl talk about it, and there's just alot of diffrerent opinions.

    • @faizata1288
      @faizata1288 10 месяцев назад

      I don’t think she directly referenced self pleasure, however she does talk about p0rn in this video
      ruclips.net/video/ac4i1LiQxwI/видео.htmlsi=sKi3ust4J47riUp2

  • @me.shyann
    @me.shyann 10 месяцев назад +2

    Kelly I think you have to wait until God gives you someone. If it’s in his will, there’s a way. Ofc Ik it’s frustrating to find a Christian man nowadays but trust in God first and keep following what he wants to do in your life. 🌈

  • @ValenciaHolloway
    @ValenciaHolloway 10 месяцев назад

    Love the Lord with all your heart mind and soul-
    That takes time - when you’re so filled up doing that you won’t even want that husband when he walks up on you-
    You’ll be like nooo not yet LORD!
    When you get to the point you’re so complete in Christ that just the thought of someone even thinking they can satisfy that empty hole that once was in your ♥️ then you’re ready for that man…”God willing.

  • @makeGODsmile
    @makeGODsmile 10 месяцев назад +1

    Psalm 145:14 The Lord upholdeth all that fall, and raiseth up all those that be bowed down.

  • @chelsey231
    @chelsey231 10 месяцев назад +4

    Lots of haters in some of these comments…you know what that means KELLY YOU’RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT! Do not stop your shine just because these haters are blinded by it 😉🙂

    • @Freakazoid12345
      @Freakazoid12345 10 месяцев назад +1

      I'm only a hater because I'm jealous of the guy that she ends up picking/settling down with.

  • @wlroggj
    @wlroggj 10 месяцев назад +3

    Second! HI KELLY 😃😃😃

    • @senpaistamps
      @senpaistamps  10 месяцев назад +4

      You're actually first!!! Please accept this 🧇

    • @clutch236
      @clutch236 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@senpaistamps @wiroggj (*bump!*) Move!....gimmie that thing! (whatever it is!) ...it's MINE now! 👀

    • @wlroggj
      @wlroggj 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@clutch236 HEHEHE. This is random but Jesus loves you have a good day

    • @clutch236
      @clutch236 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@wlroggj Well - that's nice of you to say and I accept it with a most gracious smile , knowing & trusting that the heart of the giver eminates from a grand place of peace & honor.............(Now, gimmie that diamond/square/present looking thingy thing that Kelly Stamps diabolically tried to give to you, be-cause it's MINE! MINE I tell ya!) [pant, breathe, pant, breathe, etc...]👀....and I just wanna thank wiroggj & Kelly Stamps for honoring me with this prestigious award. I wanna thank my Lord & Saviour Jesus Christ, from whom all blessings flow...my parents for giving me life...and last but certainly not least, all the little people, who work so very hard just to climb up on the couch. Thank you all for this well-deserved honor, and with tears in these eyes, I can't wait to recieve so many more just like this in the future! And in closing - God bless me (and probably you too), This has been great, thank you all, and good night! 🏆

  • @InspiredByEbonyLove
    @InspiredByEbonyLove 10 месяцев назад

    KJLH is definitely not copyright free ! But you are singing the wrong songs for that station. You gotta sing that Tems song a million times, followed by Tyrese’s heartbreak - I don’t think you ever loved me, the. Ron Isley and Beyonce! 😂 same songs every single morning

  • @JanaeHari-gx4nq
    @JanaeHari-gx4nq 10 месяцев назад +1

    Kelly be like I found myself a man who’s strong &tall& Christian.
    -Matt maeson

  • @thriveflourishmotivate
    @thriveflourishmotivate 10 месяцев назад +2

    Girl you're so real about giving up on God's plan HAHA..it never works (':

  • @AlexaLikes
    @AlexaLikes 8 месяцев назад

    9:40 yup, he wanted hookup, men like that are so boring. Make friends with couples your age who match your beliefs, they have single friends. My best friend started dating someone, he showed her a pic of his friends. My boyfriend was in that pic and she said she wanted me to meet him, we met when the four of us went out for tapas. I feel like apps make us too accessible, you're taking a better approach by going out as you are.

  • @neema5942
    @neema5942 10 месяцев назад +3

    Hope I can share my story here:
    Me: So I am a born again Christian.
    Him: And I am not a devil worshiper.
    Me: ???? (OK? Now that we know what you are not,...could you specify what you are)
    The End.