Nope...you simps are on your own here. I feel nothing like this a married man. But wait...your married to an American woman and I am not. Huge difference.
Oath, they can sense when we want to just zone out 😅 just pace around mutter a bit and say thats right I have to go do that thing, walk into another room and be quite lol (Pretend to say your looking for a tool and name it, they tend to zone out)
As the great chappelle once said. David we need to talk, man f**k every time she says “ we “ need to talk we gotta talk about something “ I “ gotta change.
I love these Jane videos, y’all crack me up! My wife packs me a lunch everyday of my 70 hour work week, makes sure I got my truck keys in my pocket before I drive 45 miles to my truck, has my laundry done and waiting for me when I climb out the shower dog ass tired, is the only parent of us at most all both boys sports and functions, and so much more. When we need to get shit done, my ass hops to getting shit done without a moments pause. We ain’t perfect but I try pretty hard to make my appreciation for her felt as often as possible!
@@jbowser9679 nope it's rather peaceful n quiet,, after 6yrs I'm not even interested in giving up my peace of mind n drama free life,,, I already take care of everything. I don't need a constant reminder
Really just treat her like a queen and she will look like a queen and this is a very good thing. It’s a beautiful thing to be married!!you should thank God for her every day!! I did and now my wife is gone to heaven 🥺because of cancer, and I can’t replace her! So guys do your best
I’m sure your wife was amazing . I’m sure she would want you to be happy. You don’t have to replace her. Have a different relationship with somebody different.
So did I, didn’t marry until I was 38, it was great married 6 months before I retired from military. Only regret is I kinda wanted a family (blood) but settled for her kids and it might’ve been neat having someone to travel with
@@Profitglutton90 that’s not the point my guy he’s almost 40 she’s probably around the same age some men don’t want kids at an early age the only drawback is when you do decide to have them it might be to late and he said he married her may have been a very faithful woman to him maybe she got dumped by some sleeze ball but it’s all circumstances my guy got to look at it from a Birds Eye perspective can’t just think why settle what you want him to do divorce her and marry a younger chick that might only be with him for the benefits of his retirement from the military or a woman his age that most likely won’t do him wrong at the same time you have to think from his perspective maybe when he got with her he didn’t want kids but being with her changed his mind later on down the road just think about it and you might be younger than he is so you would obviously think differently raised differently different mentality
That is why your still married. Men that give in and act like slaves for their wives lose their marriage. She won't respect you in the end. It's a partnership and you have to do it together. Married 25 years here too.
I had a similar problem My Wife used to say WE as in ME do it or things. I didn't have a problem with ME doing it, UNTIL, she stopped the Bedroom Fun. Told her, you go on strike, and don't give your Employee what he wants, WHEN he wants it, you don't get no work. She went back to work, and I took an extra few weeks off for stress related reasons ;)
Maybe it was no fun ANYMORE. Répétition is a bed drive killer for most women. We want unrewarding romantic gestures throughout the day to function correctly.😢 Try to know your wife desires sparks shots (and spots)
@@KP99 She doesn’t like it haha because it takes the ambiguity out and exposes everything. Generally she acknowledges her role is literally nothing aside from the idea.
Lol I'd be like ok I'll up the powerwash so you can wash the table. And say ok so take out the trash. I'd get a riding mower so she can mow. Not saying I won't help but make sure she knows she can do stuff too and we really means we.
@@xtreme3353 Maybe when she brings up all these honey-dos sounding trivial, she can see for herself how much work actually goes into these tasks. Maybe she wont ask as much knowing the workoad. Maybe.
„We“ is Roman style meaning „pluralis maiestatis“. So a King for example said: „We, William, by God‘s grace King of England and Scotland, announce that . . .“ „We“ meant „I“, so she should do all those things. When my wife says: „Oh my God!“ I always say „Yes please?“
You are absolutely correct. When she says "we need to bring more monthly income", she meant you. However, when shy says "we need to have more kids", she really meant you two together.
I love toying with my bride when she uses the “we” technique … I play along and say, “Right! Off you go … I’ll be right behind you providing moral support!” 😂😂😂
We moved out of our parents basement for a reason. Do not need another parent in the house. We know what to do and we will get to it when we get to it.
Literally had this happening to me lately, and I'm just now noticing it. "We need to take the recycling out and clean up the place." (I've cleaned up alone multiple times) I jokingly said "yeah, WE." She said "yeah, we, I live here too ya know!" Not even realizing she contributed to the need for cleaning and recycling but doesn't do it whether I'm here at home or not 😂
When she says WE, it just means that she's with you in spirit.😊 In her mind, if she just asks YOU to do something, you might say "No!" Just go with it. If you don't, she'll never let you forget it. But, that door swings 2 directions.
That's when Dave says 'Ok Baby, now that WE are done, I should really spackle YOUR fine ass'. And she says....'yes, we really should'....and everybody is happy.
You're missing the whole point of this video lol. When she says we it doesn't mean her actually doing it. I highly doubt he tells her we should do the laundry. We should cook. Men don't say things like that with the intention of his gf/ wife doing it. And that's why this video is funny. Because guys know women do this.
Dude set himself up. Às a MAN you LOOK for things to do. Taking out trash should be done so regularly she has no opportunity to mention it. Ditto lawn care Ditto home care There should be VERY little she could come up with... This way the MAN has dignity, and is the REAL MAN WE didn't do squat.. I, the Man takes care of things w/out being prompted by anyone..
😂 have you guys seen that short of a woman in a coma in the hospital and the nurses have tried everything then a woman says to her “your husband just sat down and he looks comfortable” and she miraculously awakens and sits up 😂
All married men feel this on a deep level
Amen I’ve told my wife why is we always me
Except most married mens wives are as good looking as she is. Let a chick looking like Precious try and give orders 😂
Nope...you simps are on your own here. I feel nothing like this a married man. But wait...your married to an American woman and I am not. Huge difference.
@@KG4ITE lol could be why I'm single. I'd make her do it sometimes.
All married men gonna think about this bitch tonight
Hahaha so true. Only she waits until the second you sit down on the couch to think of what “we” should do
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"He looks comfortable, I must do something about it"
Oath, they can sense when we want to just zone out 😅 just pace around mutter a bit and say thats right I have to go do that thing, walk into another room and be quite lol (Pretend to say your looking for a tool and name it, they tend to zone out)
So that’s when you are not busy
i made it very clear to my wife to never do this to me or planned to be ignored
Brought to by the makers of "We need to talk."
🤣😂😅🤣😂😅
Also, we need to divorce
As the great chappelle once said. David we need to talk, man f**k every time she says “ we “ need to talk we gotta talk about something “ I “ gotta change.
Bro, as like #100, this comments truth hit on levels I didn't ever consider
😂😂😂😂
I love these Jane videos, y’all crack me up! My wife packs me a lunch everyday of my 70 hour work week, makes sure I got my truck keys in my pocket before I drive 45 miles to my truck, has my laundry done and waiting for me when I climb out the shower dog ass tired, is the only parent of us at most all both boys sports and functions, and so much more. When we need to get shit done, my ass hops to getting shit done without a moments pause. We ain’t perfect but I try pretty hard to make my appreciation for her felt as often as possible!
You sir are what a husband SHOULD be! May you two have a long and happy marriage. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
This is why being single is amazing
"We" only do it cause of the night time benefits 😂😂😂
That must get lonely at night after some time
Fkn facts🤣
@@jbowser9679 nope it's rather peaceful n quiet,, after 6yrs I'm not even interested in giving up my peace of mind n drama free life,,, I already take care of everything. I don't need a constant reminder
Keep telling yourself that
Yeah, and then you hear, you need to pay this bill!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
She got no ass
That’s when you say no we will pay this bill
She is the boss, but so feel she is a stone cold Fox , a polite boss
Facts 😂
The funniest "we should" married couple conversation I've heard is when my brother-in-law told his wife, "we should start exercising".
That’s a fear factor level we speech I’ve ever heard
And how did that work out for we??? 😂
Wow,that dude is skating on thin ice
Good man
😂🤣😂🤣
That's when you reply with "Sounds great! When should we get started? I am ready when you are."
This is a great short ! Women always confuse "we" for "you". We is a word that triggers rage in married men.
Why doesn't homie throw something like "Honey, WEre gonna get lucky tonight...." If she stares "What, it'd be weird if you didn't watch"
He is WAY WAY TOO TIRED from all of this.
This doesn't happen to you unless you let it
💀💀💀😂
And we will get lucky tonight or nothing is getting done!!! LMAO 😂
Yes, the bitches!!!😬😬😬
In the words of Anthony Mackie “You better bring daddy a sandwich”
That night never came!
Unless "we" have a headache.
@@RJS1966USMC and by we, you mean he?
“Honey, we should ride me until the cows come home.”
never
@Mikdeelow Lol.
🤣🤣🤣👌
So darn true! It usually happens when they see us doing something we enjoy. Lol
Really just treat her like a queen and she will look like a queen and this is a very good thing. It’s a beautiful thing to be married!!you should thank God for her every day!! I did and now my wife is gone to heaven 🥺because of cancer, and I can’t replace her! So guys do your best
Exactly. Widow here. Everyone complaining about being married. Try losing that person unexpectedly and see how it feels. I'm sorry for your loss
I agree appreciate the life you have Bru.
I’m sure your wife was amazing . I’m sure she would want you to be happy. You don’t have to replace her. Have a different relationship with somebody different.
She has two great points
And if she wants all this done,she should learn how to use them.😂
Maybe a 3rd point behind
@@JS-jh4cy he can always use his mouth and hands
Still doesn't replace peace of mind. The payment is to steep in my book lol
Nothing behind to talk about tho
My wife tries to do everything herself. Sometimes she amazes the heck out of me.
Yes a lot of us have the ability to do it without a man.
She sounds like a fun person to grow with
@@pattycarosi9618until you need a plumber.
WHY do they even bother to say “WE” when that’s a straight UP LIE.
No, no, no, NOT “WE”! “ME”, you mean. Keep it REAL & TRUE, babe!
Because all they do is lie. It's in their DNA.
God I love being single 😂😂😂😂😂😂
So did I, didn’t marry until I was 38, it was great married 6 months before I retired from military. Only regret is I kinda wanted a family (blood) but settled for her kids and it might’ve been neat having someone to travel with
I seriously dont understand why men are still getting married.
@@KG4ITEif she didn’t hit menopause she can still have kids but could be complications
@@KG4ITE why would you settle with a single mom with multiple kids if you’re financially stable? I just don’t get it.
@@Profitglutton90 that’s not the point my guy he’s almost 40 she’s probably around the same age some men don’t want kids at an early age the only drawback is when you do decide to have them it might be to late and he said he married her may have been a very faithful woman to him maybe she got dumped by some sleeze ball but it’s all circumstances my guy got to look at it from a Birds Eye perspective can’t just think why settle what you want him to do divorce her and marry a younger chick that might only be with him for the benefits of his retirement from the military or a woman his age that most likely won’t do him wrong at the same time you have to think from his perspective maybe when he got with her he didn’t want kids but being with her changed his mind later on down the road just think about it and you might be younger than he is so you would obviously think differently raised differently different mentality
That's when I say, Go for it babe! That's the last I hear of it lol. Married 20yrs here.
That is why your still married. Men that give in and act like slaves for their wives lose their marriage. She won't respect you in the end. It's a partnership and you have to do it together. Married 25 years here too.
This is something Homer Simpson could've done. 😆
Yeah, once you get them "trained" it's a lot better!
N for 20yrs ur new name is a**hole in 15yrs n got my new name 10yrs ago
The person who said there's no "I" in "we" was really lying! 🤣🤣🤣
Oh should we he had me laughing 😂
LOL LOL LOL Heee is Hysterical! She's just another Wife but she's got a Great Set!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s why he will always be a we to her just for those set.
Glad more people is using the word Hysterical again. It was left in the shadows for a while now.
looks to me as if that bra is working overtime to keep that mess from riding on her belt line. 😂
But no booty. Ah well, he dis call her pancake booty! She is pretty tho.
hey man when your wife is way outa your league you better be funny, handy, or start hittin the gym lol
you know exactly why he puts up with it 😂 she's absolutely gorgeous and hilarious
we'll see, said the Zen master to the little boy.
Just let her know, when WE have to do all that. Then WE have to go upstairs BEFORE AND AFTER EVERY CHORE!!😂😂😂😂
Well she is wearing-out the knees in those mom jeans.😉😁👍
I had a similar problem
My Wife used to say WE as in ME do it or things.
I didn't have a problem with ME doing it, UNTIL, she stopped the Bedroom Fun.
Told her, you go on strike, and don't give your Employee what he wants, WHEN he wants it, you don't get no work.
She went back to work, and I took an extra few weeks off for stress related reasons ;)
That's another reason to never get married. Your awesome wife hours on strike in the bedroom, now what are you going to do?
Maybe it was no fun ANYMORE.
Répétition is a bed drive killer for most women. We want unrewarding romantic gestures throughout the day to function correctly.😢
Try to know your wife desires sparks shots (and spots)
No amount of beautiness would make me endure this 😂
Beautiness? No amount of beauty would make me endure this
Yeah only few smart know the deal, beauty != Amazing wife 😂
High Maintenance Lazy 🐖
I don’t know dude that’s a fine ass piece to be walkin next to.
Amen!
'WE ', 'WE, can't take OUR eyes off.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"WE" know exactly how you feel 😂😂😂
FINALLY!! A realistic short on RUclips!
My grandma just say “whenever you can” knowing full well she wants me to do it right away.
My gramps would always do this, but I could sense the truth in her voice lol
My dad says that and 2 sec later screams "do it now"
Thats respect m
That's just like my mom and step-dad, it's like she knows the exact moment he's gonna sit down to relax.
To “we” she looks beautiful
Dave.. a man’s work is never done. Well, unless you’re a bachelor! 😂
BINGO
I have ghosts in my place and I'm cordial. I say hello and then things disappear and it's annoying! I didn't get married to be punished. Argh!! 😡 🤡
As a bachelor ...I do completely everything .. 😂😂
But when I want to do it ...😂😂 And I never get an argument or a look ...😂😂
Single life 😎
Bachelorette ✨️
“Help me with this” doesn’t mean she is going to actually do anything with this… it means “Do it all on your own.”
When wifey says "we," it means she needs to get Diqq down NOW. See how fast she shuts up.
Omg. This is me and millions of others.
I always say “ok what role will you play in this” haha and call it out from the jump 🤣
whats her response?
@@KP99 She doesn’t like it haha because it takes the ambiguity out and exposes everything. Generally she acknowledges her role is literally nothing aside from the idea.
She'll have to clear it with her boyfriend's schedule.
@@JoeGator23 🤣🤣🤣
We really means Me. The “W” is upside down. 😂
Lol I'd be like ok I'll up the powerwash so you can wash the table. And say ok so take out the trash. I'd get a riding mower so she can mow. Not saying I won't help but make sure she knows she can do stuff too and we really means we.
⭐️ My Sentiments Exactly
@@xtreme3353 Maybe when she brings up all these honey-dos sounding trivial, she can see for herself how much work actually goes into these tasks. Maybe she wont ask as much knowing the workoad. Maybe.
@@onendfan525Not likely...
'We' got this...😂
We understand...
She's with you all the way ... in a supervisory role, of course. 😂
🤣🤣🤣 I told my husband yesterday, “I guess I’ll go feed the deer.” And he said “oh you want ME to do it? 🤷🏻♀️
I know what “we” should do tonight!
🤣
Another thing by yourself 😂
This is my wife literally every waking hour.
Poor guy. Sounds like my son…….. HOUSE DAD!
Amen...pass the cornbread.
Sounds terrible. Sorry bro
you're being abused buddy get help, seriously.
Your choices always have consequences
„We“ is Roman style meaning „pluralis maiestatis“.
So a King for example said: „We, William, by God‘s grace King of England and Scotland, announce that . . .“
„We“ meant „I“, so she should do all those things.
When my wife says: „Oh my God!“ I always say „Yes please?“
No WE...going FISHING with beer 3days!!!
Yep 💯 it’s a constant remodel project around my house. It NEVER ends.
My husband's nickname for me is you needa.
I wonder why!!! 🤔 🙄😜🤪🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I feel thats bad but if it works for the couple dynamic good. I think he is annoyed might go get some milk after 3 or 4 kids.
She talks down to him
Bollocks
Your nickname for me would be ichangedthelocksbye!!!
You are absolutely correct. When she says "we need to bring more monthly income", she meant you.
However, when shy says "we need to have more kids", she really meant you two together.
I’m single and experienced this “We” talk.
These two are a riot.😅
Narcissists are funny?
And you wonder why those types of MEN always end up on MURDER DOCUMENTARIES SMH this isn’t funny at all.
WHATS WITH THE WE YOU GOT A MOUSE IN YOUR POCKET 😂
Why do you think I'm single and loving it. 😂
She's rockin those mom jeans!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is their way of doing 50/50
She said we...
"oh should we?" "yeah, we'll get right on it!" LOL
I love toying with my bride when she uses the “we” technique … I play along and say, “Right! Off you go … I’ll be right behind you providing moral support!” 😂😂😂
You really should. Happy wife, happy life 😂
😂 I can totally relate bro -- when she says We it really means YOU..😂
And on the other hand, if you say we should do something, it still means yourself, no winning.
Always winning: do chores you want to, she does hers
Dave, bruh you out here living the dream - agree still a 10. Respect, sir. Respect ✊🏾
The first step is teaching them language and honest communication.
Lol I'm just realizing this is what I do!!😂
"we should..."
BUT hubby does all the work
We should have 4 more babies ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I get the same line at work, then the suit walks away.
I call out my wife on this over and over. I tell her to just say "me", but she refuses.
The look on dudes face.
Priceless. ❤❤❤❤❤
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And that's how wives get to be single in no time
We moved out of our parents basement for a reason. Do not need another parent in the house. We know what to do and we will get to it when we get to it.
Yup, been there, done that...living it!!!
been there, done that, done with it
@@patrickfreeman8257 My sentence is almost up...
Literally had this happening to me lately, and I'm just now noticing it.
"We need to take the recycling out and clean up the place." (I've cleaned up alone multiple times) I jokingly said "yeah, WE." She said "yeah, we, I live here too ya know!" Not even realizing she contributed to the need for cleaning and recycling but doesn't do it whether I'm here at home or not 😂
When she says WE, it just means that she's with you in spirit.😊
In her mind, if she just asks YOU to do something, you might say "No!"
Just go with it. If you don't, she'll never let you forget it. But, that door swings 2 directions.
The only time when it's actually "we" is when you ready to be alone and comes and occupies your space in doing something together
She is so beautiful. ❤Dave. is a very lucky man.
Dave ISN'T lucky.
Fake
Dave is punching
Even if that is his wife, you better believe he's paying a hefty price.
That's when Dave says 'Ok Baby, now that WE are done, I should really spackle YOUR fine ass'. And she says....'yes, we really should'....and everybody is happy.
Before this video the words spackle have never come out of that womans mouth lol.
“Oh should we..”😂😂😂
Wives hate to see their husband sitting down chilling and relaxing,I am 100 percent convinced 😂😂😂men ,we should all agree on this 😂
The joys of being married
Gorgeous hair
He does have a nice mane......she has "other" attributes......
Yeah! Hair!
That's what I was looking at!
How can you tell with the hat?
"We need to get a hair styling done...but by 'we' I mean you pay for mine to get done" 🤣
My Swedish lady friend always says "The Royal We," meaning me.
God, I love her.
Your wife was speaking french when she said we 😂
I would like to see her mow the lawn and weed the landscape and clean the gutters and power wash the picnic table 😂😂🤔🤔😂😂
My fiancee and i go through this all the damg time lol
" oh should we?" 🤣🤣🤣
It's really noticeable when the wife talks to others.
" We built a shed for all my garden tools".
This is so truth i here that lot of times we
Stay single, gentleman.
Best one they use is,, we need to talk. Hahahahaha
Lol, I have heard that since I was a little kid! 😂
You know it is never "I" from the princess it's always "We" 🙄
when she says we she means me
I feel him & tI tell my lady the same thing when she says “WE”.
“Oh should we?” 😂 I use this all the time
We have amazing ti hits
Shes such a bossy boss wife!!
You speak very fluent in wife. Im 27 years in, so i can actually teach it now
She's too good looking to refuse 😂
This is my actual life. "We do everything by myself always."
I feel ur pain 😢 😂
My wife used the We also to get things done. I love when she includes me in what she does 😊
I know exactly what you are feeling. The singular WE.
I suffer from PTSD from this. My wife says the "we" thing daily, but it's ALWAYS just me.
Does the P represent Perpetual instead of Post 🤔
Yes but they value them commanding you to do it as much if not more than actual process of doing it.
It’s 2024 what happened to equal rights?!?
"We are with you bro, hang in there!"
This is literally my life, that's why sometimes I don't do it and watch the fireworks
We also do the laundry and cooking so its fair to ask this of you 😅
Unless she uses the "we" for that too😅😂
You're missing the whole point of this video lol. When she says we it doesn't mean her actually doing it. I highly doubt he tells her we should do the laundry. We should cook. Men don't say things like that with the intention of his gf/ wife doing it. And that's why this video is funny. Because guys know women do this.
@@865style I know , I was trying to add to the joke
Dude set himself up.
Às a MAN you LOOK for things to do.
Taking out trash should be done so regularly she has no opportunity to mention it.
Ditto lawn care
Ditto home care
There should be VERY little she could come up with...
This way the MAN has dignity, and is the REAL MAN
WE didn't do squat..
I, the Man takes care of things w/out being prompted by anyone..
You do the washing or the machine does it. Or do you class putting clothes in a machine and pressing a button as doing the washing ?
😂 have you guys seen that short of a woman in a coma in the hospital and the nurses have tried everything then a woman says to her “your husband just sat down and he looks comfortable” and she miraculously awakens and sits up 😂