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  • @lasp5867
    @lasp5867  8 месяцев назад +948

    This video blew up recently. Should I upload videos again? Maybe trying out new stuff... not just shitposting, but cool ideas that I'm going to put more time into?

  • @leoprzytuac3660
    @leoprzytuac3660 Год назад +7402

    As a polish saber enthusiast, I fully agree that we do whatever the fuck we do

    • @akdele5
      @akdele5 9 месяцев назад +275

      hello polish saber enthusiast, how the fuck do you swing your saber so fast? i have a 950 g training saber and i cannot operate with it properly

    • @Fck_the_atf
      @Fck_the_atf 9 месяцев назад +212

      @@akdele5two things. Strong ass forearms. And technique. For example. Some times its quicker to pull your hand down and the blade will fallow in order to block an attack then it is to push the blade down to the opponents blade.

    • @akdele5
      @akdele5 9 месяцев назад +49

      @@Fck_the_atf alr ty

    • @qubek533
      @qubek533 8 месяцев назад +76

      ​​@@akdele5I am not a saber guy, but I train sword fighting, so let's say I am an amateur. I think by 'technique' they mean, that you have to swing your sword the way it's ready in a position to swing again. You swing and the sword is ready to strike again, without a need to change the position 'manually' (conciously). Also, change into using gravity or strenght to swing depending on the situation. Except that, yes, a lot of strenght is needed

    • @sued_
      @sued_ 8 месяцев назад +43

      @@Fck_the_atf If you keep it constantly moving, the momentum will do most of the work that's how I always looked at it. I have lanky weak noodle arms so I can't really control it all the time so I just practice moving the blade with momentum. I don't know how far it can take me but I haven't really received any tips from my peers so I'm just winging it rn.

  • @obufriend7612
    @obufriend7612 Год назад +3520

    The moment fencing memes become a thing you know that we live in a very society, love it.

    • @MasterofSwords991
      @MasterofSwords991 8 месяцев назад +54

      We live in a very society

    • @Sabertooth603
      @Sabertooth603 8 месяцев назад +20

      We live in a very society

    • @byali4360
      @byali4360 8 месяцев назад +17

      We live in a very society

    • @pneumon6990
      @pneumon6990 8 месяцев назад +14

      We live in a very society

    • @JonCyclone
      @JonCyclone 8 месяцев назад +5

      AI ahh comment

  • @adarshkamoda9183
    @adarshkamoda9183 8 месяцев назад +1789

    Should also include that weird moment in Kendo where you go for an attack, immediately see what the opponent is gonna do, so you try to counter, but they go through the exact same process, so you end up with two dudes trying to out-play each and making weird angles with their swords.

    • @killerhellhound
      @killerhellhound 8 месяцев назад +50

      like Jedi?

    • @adarshkamoda9183
      @adarshkamoda9183 8 месяцев назад +389

      @@killerhellhound No, it's way more awkward. A Jedi's pre-cognition cancels out an opponent's pre-cognition, so it ends up being a normal sword fight.

    • @scientistmilorad9735
      @scientistmilorad9735 8 месяцев назад +107

      Lmao I have experience with kendo and your statement couldn't be more true

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy 8 месяцев назад +121

      That (and the minor precognition) is why Jedi fights in Star Wars look as over the top as they do. in actually, it's a couple nerds whiffing every damn swing. On the outside it looks epic. To the fighters, it's quite frustrating how much they're failing.

    • @മദ്യപാനം
      @മദ്യപാനം 8 месяцев назад +47

      ​@@adarshkamoda9183so.. what you're saying is that they have the power of choreography?

  • @Tetsuza_3
    @Tetsuza_3 8 месяцев назад +3092

    Kendoka for 8 years now. I just describe it to my friends as "rock, paper scissos with a stick"

    • @Kohei536
      @Kohei536 8 месяцев назад +147

      that, that fits quite well.

    • @davidtitanium22
      @davidtitanium22 8 месяцев назад +202

      The most intense fight would be when both of them keep doing draws

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 8 месяцев назад +7

      What's what

    • @mad9325
      @mad9325 8 месяцев назад +116

      Yeah, a rock, paper, scissor but the scissors could counter a rock then give you a fast rock, paper, scissor combo.

    • @Tetsuza_3
      @Tetsuza_3 8 месяцев назад +116

      @@mad9325 congrats, you just invented for honour

  • @puddsanimations1756
    @puddsanimations1756 8 месяцев назад +3927

    Polish saber is just fighting with swords exactly the way people want to fight with swords

    • @Сашка-ш9м5ф
      @Сашка-ш9м5ф 8 месяцев назад +341

      plus extra finesse and shit

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 8 месяцев назад +243

      @@Сашка-ш9м5ф The fancy way people want to fight with swords

    • @tuttipuffi1302
      @tuttipuffi1302 8 месяцев назад +63

      I suddenly have become very interested

    • @ledocteur7701
      @ledocteur7701 6 месяцев назад +16

      When you think about it, a sword is really just a sharp stick. So why not use it like one ?

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@ledocteur7701 So basically a spear

  • @FauxReal.
    @FauxReal. 8 месяцев назад +7718

    Longsword fencers when they get stabbed repeatedly in close quarters with daggers

    • @Alex_Fishman
      @Alex_Fishman 8 месяцев назад +481

      People who know how to use halfswording: not today, bi-

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 8 месяцев назад +35

      Bring a backup.

    • @theopinionreaper
      @theopinionreaper 8 месяцев назад +40

      Exactly, billhook supremacy!1!2!1!1!11

    • @NeoCreo1
      @NeoCreo1 8 месяцев назад +153

      You’ve already screwed up friend. People don’t “fence” with longswords. Also, that dagger guy needs to get past 3 ft of steel first.

    • @theopinionreaper
      @theopinionreaper 8 месяцев назад +34

      @@NeoCreo1 nah get a 1inch blade to intimidate your enemy by making them think you can beat with with only a tiny little blade!
      (trust me bro it works 100%)

  • @mateuszbanaszak4671
    @mateuszbanaszak4671 8 месяцев назад +2088

    Polish sabre is just what happens when you try to turn "aggressively tries to slice his opponent into bits" into an art form.
    And we succeded in it!

    • @andrewryan4417
      @andrewryan4417 8 месяцев назад +25

      Just a curiosity, but Polish Sabre doesn't have origins from Germany, does it?
      It almost somewhat looks like menzier, however you spell it, in a way, with those swords flailing around.
      Edit: It's spelled Mensur apparently.

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit 8 месяцев назад +34

      @@andrewryan4417 I thought Sabres were Hungarian. Probably incorract though.

    • @ElBandito
      @ElBandito 8 месяцев назад +44

      @@andrewryan4417 I thought it originated with the Tatars.

    • @thatonepole
      @thatonepole 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@andrewryan4417 Mensur Suljović?

    • @kodain
      @kodain 8 месяцев назад +41

      @@andrewryan4417 They definitely got inspiration from the Dussack and the Turkish sabre.

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 8 месяцев назад +611

    Medival accurate = using every thing in your arsenal to beat the crap out of your opponent

    • @kuronya3582
      @kuronya3582 8 месяцев назад +11

      Correction - until fight even begins

    • @veriousshifter2930
      @veriousshifter2930 8 месяцев назад +67

      More medival accurate = Beating your opponent senselessly before he could draw out his weapon.

    • @boopityboop7515
      @boopityboop7515 7 месяцев назад +12

      Peek-a-boo! Here comes my foot!

    • @DevineDumbass
      @DevineDumbass 6 месяцев назад

      Wrestling with a rondel dagger

    • @lenoobxd
      @lenoobxd 5 месяцев назад +9

      you fucking suplex the opponent in the medieval times

  • @toasteethetoaster5978
    @toasteethetoaster5978 8 месяцев назад +865

    Kendo is 90% screaming and 10% small/sashi men strikes. they can literally fail you for a rank if you don't kiai loud enough. failing the vibe check is something that i have to worry about trying to get niidan.

    • @SoakieCat
      @SoakieCat 8 месяцев назад +138

      Do not fail the vibe check

    • @aaronskuse2207
      @aaronskuse2207 8 месяцев назад +136

      I once shouted FALCON PAUNCH!! from Smash Bros. while throwing a wild haymaker during a demonstration in class. Made the Instructor jump and everyone had a laugh.

    • @augustoviola9685
      @augustoviola9685 8 месяцев назад +37

      Yeah I did some Kendo a while ago... had to stop because money... but from what I understood the screaming and yelling is kinda to like make your opponent flinch? as well as keeping the pressure on... I loved it it was very fun I really want to do more swordsmanship sports and stuff but I am very out of shape rn

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 8 месяцев назад +22

      Less weebish kendo talk:

    • @archmageluk5086
      @archmageluk5086 8 месяцев назад +53

      @@augustoviola9685 no, it's for "fighting spirit". In a match, if you hit your opponent correctly (this counts in kendo - not just hitting, but hitting correctly) without the shout, you won't score a point

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk 8 месяцев назад +1035

    Sword enthusiasts immediately shouting "That's unfair!" when a Spear shows up

    • @thenatron6136
      @thenatron6136 8 месяцев назад +192

      ...use a sword. And if that don't work, use a bigger sword
      Like this spring steel flamberge zweihander forged by me, sharpened by me
      And you best hope... not pointed at you

    • @justsomeguy2781
      @justsomeguy2781 8 месяцев назад +29

      @@thenatron6136 gotta love the tf2 quotes

    • @alarminglyfastmovingskelet7289
      @alarminglyfastmovingskelet7289 8 месяцев назад +3

      The sword outlived the spear lmaooooooo

    • @QualityPen
      @QualityPen 8 месяцев назад +111

      @@alarminglyfastmovingskelet7289In a ceremonial role, sure. In actual combat, spears remained in use just as long as swords, that is until the end of cavalry in WW2. Remember that most lances in history are the same as spears.

    • @therandomscout6590
      @therandomscout6590 8 месяцев назад +26

      @@alarminglyfastmovingskelet7289 and guns replaced them both

  • @Bffgjhyfffgg
    @Bffgjhyfffgg 8 месяцев назад +212

    The Kendo fencers were actually moving so fast the camera can't see their strikes

    • @Draber2b
      @Draber2b 6 месяцев назад +2

      Striking at 30 rps🏆

    • @danielantony1882
      @danielantony1882 14 дней назад

      That’s... actually a feat that an anime character knowledgeable in martial arts has already done, funnily enough.
      Well... in its source material-the light novel, at least.
      And also, his knowledge of martial arts isn’t sole thing let him do that, he’s just so cracked that he decided to crank up his martial arts to 10,000.

  • @stonelion8020
    @stonelion8020 8 месяцев назад +139

    I love how medieval accurate is just wrestling with a little bit of swords here and there

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox 8 месяцев назад +34

      Apparently that was actually HEMA and the guy running wild got into a bit of trouble, but acquitted because the venue wasn't clear about the rules - In some it is totally valid to wrestle, but this was not one of them, so the thrown guy wasn't exactly ready to brace for impact

    • @EmperorSigismund
      @EmperorSigismund 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Mordecrox I saw that clip. The guy who made the throw got domed by the pommel, someone claimed it was a hard blow. He looked like he was getting unnecessarily aggressive and his resorting to a throw from a high bind was completely unnecessary and ineffectual.

    • @afterzanzibar
      @afterzanzibar 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@EmperorSigismundHistorically accurate but it was dirty to do that on a gym floor.

  • @szymonrozanski6938
    @szymonrozanski6938 8 месяцев назад +337

    Remember its always faster to use your melee weapon than reloading your secondary.

    • @archmageluk5086
      @archmageluk5086 8 месяцев назад +38

      Remember, it's always faster to use a knife than reload your sword

    • @yamligma
      @yamligma 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@archmageluk5086 Unsheathe gun and reload sword*

    • @veriousshifter2930
      @veriousshifter2930 8 месяцев назад +1

      Remember, its always faster run and grab the nearest firearm before your opponent pulls his sword out.

  • @djangoensor7622
    @djangoensor7622 8 месяцев назад +386

    *Olympic sabre and foil
    Ive played Epee matches when ive just stood their for like a min cos neither of us want to attack.

    • @deadass5148
      @deadass5148 8 месяцев назад +112

      Most aggressive Epee fencer

    • @jordanguelbert7754
      @jordanguelbert7754 8 месяцев назад

      Footsies irl

    • @augustoviola9685
      @augustoviola9685 8 месяцев назад +28

      I mean it stands to reason that an actual swordfight would be much closer to that than whatever movies and games are... like one hit and you're more than likely dead...or at the very least dying... with a high chance of ending severely crippled... so yeah real swordfights would be a lot of standing around and trying to make the enemy fuck up without exposing yourself!
      All in all even without the imminent threat of death some of that spirit carries on in Fencing sports

    • @djangoensor7622
      @djangoensor7622 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@augustoviola9685 Totaly agree: probably even more so! the only reason why either of us attacked was I was feeling awkward with the ref. Even for none deadly fights such as duels, still people would have been defensive: your pride is at stake even if you only will get a smallish cut on your arm.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 8 месяцев назад

      @@augustoviola9685 I think it depends what kind of fight, dueling for sure but something like war I don't think so

  • @Jay-hu3ol
    @Jay-hu3ol 8 месяцев назад +295

    Sword people when someone pulls up with a spear

    • @ClockwerkMan
      @ClockwerkMan 8 месяцев назад +5

      TRUEEEEEE

    • @nahman3836
      @nahman3836 8 месяцев назад +59

      Spear people when someone shows up with a poleaxe

    • @ruzgartunayoleri1694
      @ruzgartunayoleri1694 8 месяцев назад +51

      Poleaxe people when someone shows up with a crossbow

    • @aboyes9835
      @aboyes9835 8 месяцев назад +38

      Crossbow "people" when someone shows up with a breastplate

    • @madmalkavian3857
      @madmalkavian3857 8 месяцев назад +13

      ​@aboyes9835 Brestplate people when some guy named Big Tim brings a maul.

  • @smol_hornet613
    @smol_hornet613 8 месяцев назад +91

    Harnischfecten fencers trying to give a shit about their opponent's attacks:

  • @DanY-mj4gl
    @DanY-mj4gl 8 месяцев назад +30

    polearm enjoyers watching from afar:

  • @Berek71182
    @Berek71182 8 месяцев назад +78

    0:27 Jokes on you, because that is accurate. Everything the kills your opponent without hurting yourself (too much) is considered legit.

    • @moonrains5876
      @moonrains5876 8 месяцев назад +33

      the most historical of all weapons, theese hands

    • @kuronya3582
      @kuronya3582 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@moonrains5876nah, mostly poison and trowable daggers

    • @prinz4279
      @prinz4279 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@moonrains5876 These hands rated M for Medieval

  • @TheMamaluigi300
    @TheMamaluigi300 7 месяцев назад +21

    0:17 This man flings his sword around like he’s about to be shot by Harrison Ford with a five o clock shadow

  • @merovetouchstone
    @merovetouchstone 8 месяцев назад +234

    I remember kendo when I was a teen, instead of trying to land clean hits and learn proper execution we would just ram into each other and try to make the other fall.
    Which wasnt realllly in the spirit of the sport but it did make us really good at keeping stable footing even wwhen doing the weird shuffling stride.

    • @Mirekluk
      @Mirekluk 8 месяцев назад +7

      Sounds like Japanese Metro police kendo. They literally go for shit like this, which normally isn't more the opportunistic "I can take advantage now". They deliberately go for such tactics.

    • @merovetouchstone
      @merovetouchstone 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Mirekluk we were in france so I think it was just a case of the youth being young. It did get more technical when I went on to the adult class.

  • @LordRaine
    @LordRaine 8 месяцев назад +80

    As someone who did foil and epee, "saber enthusiasts doing whatever the hell it is they do" is EXTREMELY accurate.

    • @mitchellwright5478
      @mitchellwright5478 8 месяцев назад +11

      My friend, as someone who did Olympic saber and foil, the category obviously, POLISH saber fencing is more like HEMA, the sabers aren’t straight blades, they’re heavier than epee’s and holy shit do they swing them fast
      I throughly reccomend a deep dive into them it’s so much fun lol

    • @sam_barris
      @sam_barris 8 месяцев назад

      "Saber is drama," as they say. 🙂

  • @mr.maskir8214
    @mr.maskir8214 Год назад +146

    Medieval accurate😅

  • @Mis7erSeven
    @Mis7erSeven 7 месяцев назад +34

    "Most intense kendo fight"
    also known as "Obi-Wan vs Darth Vader in Star Wars: A New Hopw"

  • @mollynormalnie7007
    @mollynormalnie7007 8 месяцев назад +24

    Ah, the beautiful ancient art of cross-cutting. Polish art of fighting with saber was probably the best fencing style invented. It was a mix of Ottoman, Hungarian, Cossack and Russian styles, with our own touch at the end. That was forged while fighting simultaneously with Germans, Swedes, Russians, Cossacks, Tatars, Ottomans, and ourselves ofc. ^^

  • @shotya9403
    @shotya9403 8 месяцев назад +72

    BUHURT seems to be the most fun you can have

    • @breni1518
      @breni1518 8 месяцев назад +2

      Read it as BUTHURT at first xd

  • @d4n737
    @d4n737 8 месяцев назад +576

    HEMA mfs when a character in a movie uses a technique that isn't mentioned in one of their precious manuals:
    Edit: Guys, I'm not talking about Wuxia movies where they run up walls and make people's heads explode by blocking their chi. I'm talking about scenes where someone uses a considerably bigger axe than usual, or uses the sword's scabbard to choke someone.

    • @ricardodemarco3486
      @ricardodemarco3486 8 месяцев назад +77

      Yeah, they can be sometimes way too purists. If there is a move that doesn’t appear in any treaty, be it Fiore, Talhoffer or Meyer, but could work in a duel then it is good enough for me to appear in a movie or series.

    • @АлексейКазаков-и5ц
      @АлексейКазаков-и5ц 8 месяцев назад +28

      But in the movies they usually do nonsense for theatricality.

    • @ricardodemarco3486
      @ricardodemarco3486 8 месяцев назад

      @@АлексейКазаков-и5ц Screw the nonsense, I talk about the sense of techniques outside treaties.

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 8 месяцев назад +36

      @@ricardodemarco3486 I mean, I always go with "If you can pull it off and get away with it, go for it." Hell, I used some things that they would say are "Unrealistic" and got away with them

    • @Quisiio0303456
      @Quisiio0303456 8 месяцев назад +5

      They just do whatever in their movies.

  • @Who_Knows-kp1yq
    @Who_Knows-kp1yq 8 месяцев назад +6

    My japanese friend who does Kendo has incredible leg and arm strength, with a great fighting stance too. I remember seeing him fight a guy who was like 3 inches taller him and he absolutely man-handled him by holding onto his waist and tackling him. Bro didnt even budge even when he was getting pushed and punched at.

  • @FNWendigo
    @FNWendigo 8 месяцев назад +12

    The medieval guy just getting absolutely bodied😂

  • @CameraGuyClyde
    @CameraGuyClyde 8 месяцев назад +46

    As a Kendoka, I find this absolutely hilarious 🔥🔥🔥

  • @couththememer
    @couththememer 8 месяцев назад +4

    "Such precisions and raw power! Millions of slices cut in just .01 second with a still stance! Unbelievable!"
    - Kendo, probably (I don't know anything about swordfighting)

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 8 месяцев назад +90

    Mine when I wake up in the morni----Oh.... We're talking about THOSE swords.

    • @AZETAX3750
      @AZETAX3750 8 месяцев назад +2

      😯

    • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
      @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 8 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah. Swords. Not daggers.

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 Daggers? I'm offended! Mine is a pocket knife.

    • @al3xb0t2
      @al3xb0t2 8 месяцев назад

      Mine is a box knife​@@gimmeyourrights8292

  • @bh4vvy33t
    @bh4vvy33t 8 месяцев назад +23

    How the hell did I end up in the sword community

    • @sam_barris
      @sam_barris 8 месяцев назад +5

      A series of excellent decisions, one assumes. 🙂

    • @yharim180
      @yharim180 7 месяцев назад +6

      Excellent decisions, but poor financial ones/

  • @bluntlyhonest6803
    @bluntlyhonest6803 8 месяцев назад +3

    Hema fights that go until one tabs out are a joy to watch

  • @Tesoro1996
    @Tesoro1996 8 месяцев назад +4

    Those kendo people really said "Let's touch tips."

  • @JohnQ5
    @JohnQ5 8 месяцев назад +17

    Love the HEMA slam.

  • @azkon7975
    @azkon7975 8 месяцев назад +8

    What's missing are the Kendoka also just incessantly yelling at each other.
    "KIAAAA!!!"
    "YAAA!"
    "KAAAAAAA!!"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    "AAAAH!"
    "KYAA!"
    "kiaiiaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
    To be fair, they're having a whole ass fight in their minds. They're both looking for and fishing for openings. Part of the fishing is yelling loud enough to see if the other guy flinches or gets feinted.
    The two of them are looking to counter each other and everyone else is like "just fking attack already".

  • @justacoolname69420
    @justacoolname69420 8 месяцев назад +31

    British when you pump into them:

    • @praised_goodness
      @praised_goodness 8 месяцев назад +7

      you : my mistake original gangster
      them : no this cannot be forgiven , now empty the compartments of your pantaloons

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@praised_goodness Most unpolite Brits:

  • @TheSimGuy99
    @TheSimGuy99 8 месяцев назад +23

    I think we should start a trend of no-protection dueling with sharpened blades

    • @lamidene8139
      @lamidene8139 8 месяцев назад +11

      I’m curious as to the potential legality of first blood sword duels. I mean MMA is legal and participants regularly bleed profusely or get brain damage.

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox 8 месяцев назад +3

      You know who else liked no-protection first blood duels?
      Seriously, it was a symbol of status in Germany to bear facial scars from these duels, and the reason many high ranking officers had very distinct, almost cartoonish scars

    • @TheSimGuy99
      @TheSimGuy99 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@Mordecrox based and swordfight pilled

    • @defender1214
      @defender1214 6 месяцев назад +1

      Not particularly "Drittes Reich" Era though it had been a tradition for quite some time by then and doesn't have too much to do with the nazis in particular @@Mordecrox

    • @СвенВ
      @СвенВ 5 месяцев назад

      @@Mordecrox And they still do it hahah

  • @umariqbal7557
    @umariqbal7557 8 месяцев назад +12

    Not gonna lie, I thought the kendo fighters were lego pieces.

  • @mirandisticus1496
    @mirandisticus1496 8 месяцев назад +8

    Never have I though I would see a kendo meme, but here we are

  • @artraudgaming3575
    @artraudgaming3575 8 месяцев назад +45

    POLAND MENTIONED!!!!!

    • @znyre2809
      @znyre2809 8 месяцев назад +15

      🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 POLSKA GUROM 🦅🦅🦅 CO TO JEBANA MILA 🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅

    • @livesinsewersirl
      @livesinsewersirl 8 месяцев назад

      POLAND MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF WORLD WAR TWO!!!!!!!

  • @XenoflareBahamut
    @XenoflareBahamut 8 месяцев назад +44

    0:06 looks like Ben Kenobi vs Darth Vader

    • @JaxGames6421
      @JaxGames6421 4 месяца назад +5

      The original lightsaber duels were inspired by kendo. Each move small and precise.

    • @CameraGuyClyde
      @CameraGuyClyde 4 месяца назад +1

      Oni one kendobi* 💪🗿

  • @jeremyrossi2716
    @jeremyrossi2716 8 месяцев назад +13

    Mensur enthusiasts when their face is scarred beyond recognition: oh yeah, it’s all coming together

  • @GuidedByCompassion
    @GuidedByCompassion 22 дня назад +9

    0:17 Polish Sabre doing "whatever the" frick "they're doing"? Slow it down to 0.25 speed, that is just literally a normal sword fight.

  • @HeckMawson
    @HeckMawson 8 месяцев назад +3

    Kendo fight really got the A New Hope Obi-wan v Vader vides going on here

  • @V_FIREDRAGON_V
    @V_FIREDRAGON_V 8 месяцев назад +1

    Imagine going medieval mode
    * u hear many of black scottish men charging at you while trimping on rocks *

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin 8 месяцев назад +3

    "spears have superior reach" mfs when I "reach" for my Glock

  • @_Rafael04
    @_Rafael04 8 месяцев назад +1

    That body slam felt personal lmfao

  • @OmegaM3TE0R
    @OmegaM3TE0R 8 месяцев назад +7

    Well actually, there are 3 main events in fencing and they can be recognized by the form of the blade's handle:
    1. Foil: The oldest practice of fencing, where only the torso can be a target and it can only be hit with the tip of the blade.
    2. Epee: The whole whole body is a target and can only be hit with the tip of the blade. Because of this, this is the slowest of the events as attacking first can result in a riposte (refute, used to describe the offensive action the defender takes after parrying the opponent's attempt to attack) and, subsequently, a point for the defender.
    3. Sabre: In this event, the whole upper part of the body is the target, and participants can score a point with slashes or thrusts of the blade. Naturally, the fastes event due to how lenient the rules regarding to the points are. It is best to be aggressive and attack first.
    ...
    ☝️🤓

  • @Corvus_theCrow
    @Corvus_theCrow 5 месяцев назад +2

    Bro said nah, imma German suplex

  • @noirangel6416
    @noirangel6416 8 дней назад +1

    Kendo: (Staring Intensely)
    Polish Sabre: ⬅️⬆️↩️⤴️➡️↩️↘️⤵️
    Fencing: Poke
    Medieval: MMA with extra steps
    HEMA: 🤓

  • @ewaldlatreider5127
    @ewaldlatreider5127 8 месяцев назад +3

    Fun fact about fencing:
    The more competent the fighters, the shorter the matchups 😂
    In low level fencing a round takes quite long

  • @darkwarrior5149
    @darkwarrior5149 8 месяцев назад +18

    As a Kendo Practitioner (3 Kyu) I can confirm that that is the most intense fight i have seen (jokes aside, watch the college matches, thats the good stuff)

    • @MarinoFrana
      @MarinoFrana 8 месяцев назад +1

      As a kendoka, what you should know is those are two 80 year old 8 dan that would still wipe floor with you. Check that video, probing part doesn't look impressive, but when they attack it is so smooth and clean

    • @darkwarrior5149
      @darkwarrior5149 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@MarinoFrana I know those guys would make me look fuckin stupid
      Like, the level of technical knowledge the old guys have, they don't need physical power.
      Though for people who don't know what they are watching, they should watch the college stuff
      But yeah the sport really relies on the watcher to know exactly what is going on and i think that makes it pretty enjoyable (some has an idea of whats going on)

    • @MarinoFrana
      @MarinoFrana 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@darkwarrior5149 Yeah, I agree, kendo is bit problematic to watch if you haven't tried it. There is a lot going on there that is not obvious 🙂

  • @darkrush9602
    @darkrush9602 29 дней назад +1

    The medieval one is accurate.
    I used to do medieval fighting (in full armor and using a zweihander) and i asked my trainer why throwing weapons is not allowed. She told me to get into the arena with a weapon of choice and a shield, i got in and she grabbed another shield and a mace. Then she throwed the mace straight to my head, i blocked it with my shield but when i lowered my shield to see where she was i got thrown to the ground and all the air in my lungs got out because of the impact. She throwed the mace knowing that i would block it, only to charge at me and jump right into my abdomen. She then helped me get up and said "thats why". Its brutal

  • @10THPROPHET
    @10THPROPHET 3 месяца назад +1

    medieval armored duels be like
    5% sword fighting
    95% wrestling

  • @kaystephan2610
    @kaystephan2610 5 месяцев назад +2

    0:07 Me and bro 10 seconds after stating we are DEFINITELY not gay but $20 is $20

  • @odin3141
    @odin3141 Месяц назад +1

    Fr about medival fights. Idk how people forget sometimes but in a battle your #1 priority is staying alive, the 2nd is to take down the enemy. Rules be damned. Pommels, sand/gravel, even literally tackling your opponent, anything you can leverage to bring your enemy to the ground before you is preferable to dying. It all comes down to how dishonorable any given combatant is willing to go in the heat of the moment.

  • @Howyboi
    @Howyboi 6 месяцев назад +2

    As a Kendoka, I can confirm that we wait 30 seconds before we do anything. I’m not even joking.

  • @AlexTheAmiable
    @AlexTheAmiable 7 месяцев назад +2

    No Jian slander *wipes sweat off head comically*

  • @easternlights3155
    @easternlights3155 8 месяцев назад +2

    Iaido practitioners explaining why their swords must not touch anything at any cost:

  • @Kumo-s6f
    @Kumo-s6f 8 месяцев назад +2

    So proud of you not using the Indiana Jones clip where he just shoots the dude doing fancy sword shit, I know that took restraint.

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 Месяц назад

    That one HEMA clip of the guy throwing down his sword and just bodyslamming the other dude is gold

  • @kingpotato7183
    @kingpotato7183 5 месяцев назад +2

    Kendo is me and my homie sword fighting

  • @TDenterpriser
    @TDenterpriser 8 месяцев назад +11

    German academic fencers when they use razor sharp blades and no helmets and get a bunch of sick scars

    • @matthiasrub536
      @matthiasrub536 8 месяцев назад

      It's pretty safe.
      Unless you do several "verschärfte" Partien (intensified matches).

  • @heirofheart766
    @heirofheart766 8 месяцев назад +2

    i can agree that high intensity kendo duels look like that
    i was in some and holy cow the pressure someone can put on you with a stick is insane
    lemme tell you that stuffs real

  • @matthijscalje4143
    @matthijscalje4143 8 месяцев назад +6

    I miss practicing kendo man

  • @VestedUTuber
    @VestedUTuber 8 месяцев назад +2

    Olympic fencers when they're sparring with a traditional fencer/kendo practitioner/kenjutsu practitioner/hema practitioner and their opponent sidesteps them: _shocked Pikachu_

    • @bigmoz9900
      @bigmoz9900 8 месяцев назад +1

      nah, easy to deal with

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 8 месяцев назад

      @@bigmoz9900
      First off, wooosh. I was poking fun at the fact that Olympic fencing is done in a straight line, with no deviation from that line allowed. An Olympic fencer will never step to the side in a match because the rules for Olympic fencing don't allow it.
      Second, horses for courses. This is another rules difference, Kenjutsu and HEMA don't just score touches, they require a hit to be significant. Under either ruleset an Olympic foil fencer is completely helpless because their entire style is based around scoring touches regardless of their significance. Similarly, Kendo scores specific areas, you're not just allowed to glance the opponent's gauntlet and call a point. Olympic fencing is the best style for _Olympic fencing_ because it's been refined for its environment.

    • @bigmoz9900
      @bigmoz9900 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@VestedUTuber Im an olympic and hema fencer, you step to the side all the time in modern fencing. its essential to how foil and sabre counterattacks work. I entered my first 50 person, international hema comp and won it the other weekend, I can assure you modern fencing works perfectly fine in hema, because its just good fencing. Everything you are saying is rubbish Im afraid, born out of ignorance. 90% of my touches in epee, where I have won international medals, have been hard enough to score in hema. similar in my foil career. There is nothin that Ive found difficult in hema other than the inherent unreliability of untrained eye judges.

  • @generalowen4344
    @generalowen4344 8 месяцев назад +1

    Me and my homies touching tips:

  • @StefanoUrsella
    @StefanoUrsella 8 месяцев назад +16

    As a Kendo practitioner, I can confirm

  • @maxthepaladin2147
    @maxthepaladin2147 8 месяцев назад +15

    Me: [brings a gun into a sword fight]
    Everyone else at the fencing practice: D:

  • @55alegria
    @55alegria 8 месяцев назад +4

    Oh I see! That battle from A New Hope was just Kendo!

  • @ChloeKruegerSenpai
    @ChloeKruegerSenpai 6 месяцев назад +1

    South East Asia and Middle East Asia: *Allow Us to Introduce our Painful Sports*

  • @labbit35
    @labbit35 6 месяцев назад +1

    Kendo looks like they’re waiting for the opponent to strike first

    • @walfip_
      @walfip_ Месяц назад

      it's most likely that, waiting so that they can counter and score a point

    • @labbit35
      @labbit35 Месяц назад

      @@walfip_ waiting for the opponent to attack so they can do a perfect parry and win

    • @walfip_
      @walfip_ Месяц назад

      @@labbit35 yeah

  • @justanotherhuumon
    @justanotherhuumon 8 месяцев назад +3

    Oh polish saber got me good. I love it.

  • @darthcalyx8986
    @darthcalyx8986 8 месяцев назад +9

    I tried kendo briefly and I didn't like it because it was far to ridged for my liking. also at one point on of the other more experienced students hit me in the back with the sword because I did a made a slight mistake with how I did a strike. If I do try my hand at the sword again I will definitely do what ever the polish are doing.

    • @francisp171
      @francisp171 8 месяцев назад

      WHAT? Did they like hit you when you were turned or did they peekaboo you as you were turning?

    • @Karmadillo-qh3jv
      @Karmadillo-qh3jv 6 месяцев назад

      As a kendoka I apologize and am quite disappointed in their behavior. Poor seniority if you ask me, thank you for trying it out though and we hope you find something that suits you.
      It’s also meant as more of a spiritual/mental/physical training and not really for combat purposes (not to mention guns exist now) but I can see your point of view.

  • @leonidas_dragas
    @leonidas_dragas 8 месяцев назад +2

    Should have added that clip of Ruben limardo sidestepping a lunge at the olympics

  • @Ambreil
    @Ambreil 8 месяцев назад +3

    most humble rapier fencer:

  • @JeremyFinch42
    @JeremyFinch42 8 месяцев назад

    "I CAN CUT A BULLET WITH THIS SWORD!!!"
    "Why don't you catch these hands instead?"

  • @cataclysm7256
    @cataclysm7256 7 месяцев назад

    I just love seeing sabre duels, they look like they're dancing... With swords.

  • @mattdamon2084
    @mattdamon2084 7 месяцев назад +1

    Legends says they are actually so fast we just can able to se the tap

  • @isaacdanieljimenezcarrasca5969
    @isaacdanieljimenezcarrasca5969 16 дней назад

    As a Kendo practitioner I can absolutely confirm that's the most intense duel any Kendoka's ever gonna get

  • @Squall598
    @Squall598 8 месяцев назад +2

    Slander? But it's all mostly accurate.

  • @nyet_maker7948
    @nyet_maker7948 8 месяцев назад +1

    *German student fencing laughs in beer*

  • @Shadowrider1032
    @Shadowrider1032 6 месяцев назад

    When the guy did the tackle, I choked lmao.

  • @user-wr6dj4ib9o
    @user-wr6dj4ib9o 19 дней назад +1

    me and the bois playing chivalry 2

  • @soupbowl6028
    @soupbowl6028 6 месяцев назад +1

    I’m personally a fan of the polish saber and I completely agree that polish saber fencers definitely do something

  • @r3gret2079
    @r3gret2079 8 месяцев назад +1

    If you know even a little about Kendo, you know that situation IS actually kinda intense.

  • @sviatoslavs.1305
    @sviatoslavs.1305 8 месяцев назад +5

    What if we promote saber slamming into Olympics?

  • @chaseroland6086
    @chaseroland6086 5 месяцев назад

    0:26 that guy remembered the basics of CQC

  • @SAENICSAENIC
    @SAENICSAENIC 2 месяца назад +1

    0:06 They touching tips.

  • @kansaswithaK
    @kansaswithaK 8 месяцев назад +1

    Sabreurs when other sword users don't move at 70 MPH

  • @Guille-mz7xf
    @Guille-mz7xf 8 месяцев назад +27

    Realizing actual longsword fights outside of movies is just beating eachother with sticks until the daggers come out is the biggest disappointment ngl

    • @crimsoncrusader4829
      @crimsoncrusader4829 8 месяцев назад +27

      That's only if both are full plate.
      Or take a pollaxe and embrace the stick.

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 8 месяцев назад +2

      That is how you defeat armor, bind sword/yeet them to the ground then bring out the shank.

    • @flyingsquirrell6953
      @flyingsquirrell6953 5 месяцев назад

      I fail to see how that’s a dissapointment.

  • @12DAMDO
    @12DAMDO 7 месяцев назад

    the Kendo one can also be used to roast that one fighting game that plays LITERALLY just like that

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 8 месяцев назад +2

    Sword masters who dedicate their life to the blade when they get stabbed unavoidably by someone with a pointy stick

    • @anitaremenarova6662
      @anitaremenarova6662 8 месяцев назад

      I will simply counter your big stick with a bigger sword.

  • @SumPolishGuy
    @SumPolishGuy 7 месяцев назад +1

    As a Polish person and Polish Sabre enthusiast, I can confirm that we are one of the sword fighting types of all time

  • @THEONETRUEOVERLORD
    @THEONETRUEOVERLORD 27 дней назад

    The Olympic fencing thing is very accurate especially when talking about Sabre and foil… and that’s why I do epee.

  • @alfonsnotelric
    @alfonsnotelric 8 месяцев назад

    i didn't think i needed sword slander as much as i did

  • @LegendaryLincoln
    @LegendaryLincoln 7 месяцев назад

    The Medieval accurate one made me like this video

  • @5t3phan
    @5t3phan 8 месяцев назад

    Ah, it's been a year since the upload, time for this to be on everyone's front page.