@Maximal's Personal Profile Yeah but still, you would have more time to eat the food later than drink and you might not get as much water as you need from the food.
@Maximal's Personal Profile but if it is between a drink and salty food (like the bagel bites), it's better to drink than make yourself even more thirsty
Mountain dew contains excessive amounts of sodium, sugar, and caffeine. Each of these (especially sodium) take water to metabolize/offset, meaning drinking the mountain dew could mean death coming even sooner. The bagel, bites, on the other hand, were previously frozen, meaning the moisture in them is all on the top. Almost all food has moisture as almost all sugary drinks have calories.
I feel like more people should be teaching their children about the Abilene Paradox as a way to help them be comfortable with sharing how they truly feel. My family certainly fell victim to senseless decisions like this over the years and I had to learn the hard way that it's okay to be selfish in some cases.
, yes, our family of 5 had this problem years ago deciding where to eat out at, until I, as the father, decided that each person will take turns to be the authoritarian each week and make a decision that others will follow. Problem solved. It also teaches the weekly "authoritarian" to make a balanced decision.
my family's the complete opposite I've been trying to voice disagreement with literally everything they do and they just don't care and drag me along with their decisions that I never agreed to anyways
Bruh that’s kind of normalized in the world... not the “torturing animals and laughing about it”, but the terrible conditions those animals are put through before they’re eaten. Besides, preparing and consuming live animals is a cultural tradition with very deep roots. If you want Ssoyoung to stop for good, it’s gonna take a social reform of the largest scale possible across all of Korea. Do some more research next time, yeah?
Whang gang sounds appealing but I’m sorry, we’ve never had a goblin president before, and I’d like to see more representation in office, so I’m going with the cult of pebbles
My answer before watching the full video: Drink! Especially because it's mountain dew. I have problems with my blood sugar, and when it gets too low I start to feel really nauseous and dizzy, so I need something to eat to get my blood sugar back up. But, if I really don't think I can keep anything down, a sugary drink will get my sugar up until I feel good enough to eat again. So you drink :)
Indecisiveness on a personal level is easily answered with honesty. Hungry and thirsty? Drink first, you need water more than you need food. It's faster to drink water than to eat food, so if you drink first you can start eating in a few seconds. Eating food dehydrates you unless it has a substantial amount of water in it's structure. Pick something, it doesn't matter what. Never let yourself get confused....... at least...... that's what I try to do.
I vote for Whang! I like freedom of expression. I think that the 5 star system is better suited than the 6 star due to the odd number of stars. I also am subscribed to a lot of channels that I don't want to disappear. I also don't know what all the other people are running on. (also about the sand thing, think of it like this: Convince a lot of people not to vote by telling them that their vote basically doesn't matter so that your vote is worth more. ;3 )
I always go to either the one that is cheaper, or is on the way to my destination. (I get gas as I go on trips. Always leave 30 mins early for medium length trips.) The only reason you would get caught up with this is if you are overthinking it. Instead of that, do something fun with that big brain of yours. Listen to audiobooks while you drive. It's much funner than worrying.
Collage? Don't go.... It's too expensive, and most of them are full of communists. Better to do technical classes instead. Learn something actually useful instead of filling your head with dribble.
With the trip thing, always be honest. Don't lie to make other people feel better, otherwise you get circumstances exactly like the stinky fart car. If everyone were to tell the truth, they would all stay home and play video games like they actually wanted to.
I won't reiterate you the dehydration thing like 50% of all posters. I will however pose that dad-farts from superman might be deadly, so they might not choose the drive out of pure survival instinct.
0:03 "technically dehydration first." Then you should drink water first, then eat food. ...the soda won't help you. It will do more harm than good. 2:20 RUclips has nothing to do with my cheese consumption.
Given that you need to open the soda, you should eat a bagel bite first. Then as you are chewing, you can open the bottle. Now you can drink, then eat, drink some more, than eat some more. Repeat until you are out of food, and water. ...I pick the biggest apple...with the firmest skin. ...as for president of RUclips, I vote for MatPat.
I kind of like the idea of bringing back star ratings but ONLY for viewers who are subscribed or something, and open up likes to all viewers, accounts or not.
@@rainydeestar It takes much longer for the body to process food than it does drink And eating is not easier than drinking, you gotta chew when you eat, but when drinking you only have to swallow
@@Deathnotefan97 Idk, if i was in that situation, I would see that first I would have to open the bottle And so, first I would put the food in my mouth, and then open the bottle and drink
Yeah that’s what I’m thinking right now. The indecision would cease as soon as the thirst outweighed the hunger. Almost instantaneously if the rate of hunger and thirst accelerate differently
Food contains water. Water does not contain food. You will also retain water better if you eat first and then drink water, Assuming you are not so dehydrated that swallowing would be injurious.
@@jamesalewis The way I understand it is that if you told two people to guess a number between 1 and 100, in order, optimal choice dictates that the first person chooses 50/51 and the second person chooses the other, and any other number will yield you a sub 50% chance of winning. If each customer counts as one of the numbers, then rather than probability it can represent the population you cover
0:40 - Decision-theory paradox by Jean Buridan 4:48 - Hotelling's Law by Harold Hotelling 6:33 - C. Northcote Parkinson problem by C. Northcote Parkinson 7:13 - "Tyanny of Small Decisions" by Alfred E. Khan 7:25 - Sayre's Law by Wallace Stanley Sayre 9:18 - "Abilene Paradox" by Jerry B. Harvey 9:41 - Arrow's Impossibility Theorem by Kenneth J. Arrow 10:42 - Greek Sorites Paradox (Unknown author) 11:19 - Anthony Down's Paradox of Voting by Anthony Downs 11:27 - Apportionment Paradox by Peyton Young and Michel Balinski 11:34 - Population Paradox (Unknown author) 11:43 - Hans-Werner Sinn's 'Green Paradox' by Hans-Werner Sinns
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no RUclipsr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear hara
@@Duenschissdoktor We'll do push ups, jumping jacks, run a marathon, organize a militia, go on a date, kiss passionately. Whatever you want to do, I'll prove I'm fit
Trump made an official statement on h3's pod that he will ban goblins and witches which is atrocious and must be looked into. I vote for Zach to undermine these racist preconceptions.
@@cantrememberwhatimdoin I knew a kid who went to my school, they had green skin. He also had no ears, or ear holes. Yeah, he was pretty strange, not as strange as one of the other classmates I had, but still strange.
Years ago, a customer told me about the 5-2-1 method of decision making. In this context, it was for deciding where to eat. His wife would list 5 restaurants, he would pick 2 of those 5, then she would pick 1 of the last 2. Always wondered how that would pan out in an election...
There are 2 gas stores and you are hungry 1 has low gas price but high food price the other one has low food price but high gas prices which gas store will you chose
Kevin's kids: 1) „I ate the last cookie right? WRONG!“ 2) „I have to go to the dentist right? WRONG! 3)...right? WRONG! continue if u have better examples
Every time Kevin says "WRONG" I'm reminded of the Spongebob episode where he learns to make a krabby patty. It was one of my favorite episodes as a kid and idk why.
This perfectly explains the effectiveness of "sleeping on it". By allowing yourself to take a step back, and forgetting the details, it allows you to actually make the choice easier. Not saying it'll be better, I don't know that, but easier.
@@eyeballqueenofrats Also most of the time its reef sharks, aka even if a shark gets the octopus it wont kill it most of the time. Also even if it loses an arm it can regenerate with time. I completely agree with you, too.
Logic traps and paradoxes known as decision theory. Where the logically most optimal / best choice can be the most irrational and worst choice just by matter of how we think and where impeccable logic becomes irrational decision making just by existing. Really interesting really :).
Farmed animals also feel pain and it's cruel to hurt them. Pigs, for example, are gassed in a way that suffocates them while burning their eyes, throat, and mouth. They scream in pain and thrash about to eventually pass out. Then they have their throats slit. This is how we get bacon and pork. So maybe we should just eat more plant-based food instead.
@@tannerman46 a lot of your plant based foods are still alive when you eat them. They may not have pain receptors or brains but how can you definitively say they aren't suffering? Edit: Also, why advocate for the adoption of veganism or vegetarianism instead of more humane slaughterhouses?
Not saying you didn't mean it positively, but just in case, here's a little breakdown of what selfishness means in the context of decision making. If your family is very important to you and you want them to enjoy themselves more than whatever other alternatives you have, then it would be selfish to facilitate their enjoyment. Selfishness is a very misunderstood concept that is usually applied wrongly(?) in cases of egomania. Helping others is selfish more often than not. Being a teacher or donating to a charity is usually done because you value what you do. Not because you a ethically obligated. That's what teachers are. They are selfish. They teach others because they love doing that. I personally love teaching and have been a tutor many times without pay because I simply wanted to and found it extremely fun. People don't help others because they believe in the idea of helping others being the right ethical choice (most of the time). Helping others selflessly is idiotic because it has no rational referent in reality. It's an ethically fallacious decision because altruism as a leading ethic (sadly the leading ethic in most of the world) is fundamentally fallacious. It has no basis outside of faith (why is sacrificing values for others' sake the right choice? The answer is always "because it is" and not because there is an actual reason - there isn't). Always be rationally selfish. Always do what you value the most. If it's to play a video game or help a friend in need, ultimately the best choice is the selfish one. The one you value the most. And if you value your friends, helping them would usually take precedent and you will be extremely happy with your choice because the value gained is greater than the one from the video game. Sometimes it's the opposite. Introspect and refer back to past decisions to be able to make choices faster and see if they were indeed the right ones. As for the video, it deals with indecisions usually lead by perfectionist mindsets. If there is no clear cut choice and it would take too long to make a decision, just flip a coin or go with what's good enough. Read "The Paradox of Choice" for more on that topic. Great book that will help you a ton if you are a perfectionist or deal in pretty much any avenue - especially business of consumer goods and services. So go out there and be rationally selfish. It will take you far and make you happier than ever :]
@@SiMeGamer you're one of the more intelligent of the many commenters on youtube. that comment reads like something I would write, but no longer, having wasted too much time on the low intelligence demographic that is all too common these days.
@@SiMeGamer I believe the answer is not infact "because it is" but actually "because it maximises the happiness of those involved at large" you can look at the abilene paradox being a factor for a couple of reasons, either dishonesty or ignorance. They are either being dishonest for not answering what they truthfully want to do or they are being ignorant for assuming that they know the others want to go. Besides if they truly valued making others happy going because you made the assumption that everyone one wanted to go and youre making them happy by going would make you happy therefore everyone would be truly happy about going because everybody is making everybody happy and that's what they value. If each of them said "I don't want to go but I'll would like everyone else to be happy so I'll go if everyone wants to and be happy about it" then they wouldn't go. If you are selfish when considering your own wants but selfless about the final choice then that would maximise the overall happiness.
Honestly, the goblin man has me roped in with his promise to protect government officials from all sexual assault allegations. Not only that but his idea to separate people based on IQ really struck me as a good idea.
no, iceologer's loss was caused because of multiple rounds allowing moobloom and glow squid voters to team up to prevent a possible 2nd phantom. solution: passive and hostile mobs need seperate votes
"Well, technically, dehydration first."
I guess that answers whether you should eat or drink first.
@Fernando the MI HOY MINOY I saw it change in front of my eyes
Yeah that's what I thought
And as always, thanks for waaaa- not so fast!
@Maximal's Personal Profile Yeah but still, you would have more time to eat the food later than drink and you might not get as much water as you need from the food.
@Maximal's Personal Profile but if it is between a drink and salty food (like the bagel bites), it's better to drink than make yourself even more thirsty
Haven't finished the video yet but I'm assuming I won
Hah!
Even if you lose pretend you win no matter what.
Whang! Well you got my vote!
Hey Whang! My wife loves your videos...wait
Whang Gang for the win!
Kevin be like:
"1+1 is 2. right? WRONG!!!
It's 10 in binary btw.
Well, it could be 0 in Z/2Z
It’s 1.9999999999999 repeating.
Someone once proved it and it took them 362 pieces of paper
Oo
the possibility of experiments with this is ... amazing
"Technically dehadration first"
Then drink first
Yeah and there's plenty of calories in the mountain dew
Mountain dew contains excessive amounts of sodium, sugar, and caffeine. Each of these (especially sodium) take water to metabolize/offset, meaning drinking the mountain dew could mean death coming even sooner. The bagel, bites, on the other hand, were previously frozen, meaning the moisture in them is all on the top. Almost all food has moisture as almost all sugary drinks have calories.
@@58mph48 Just drink the MD and after that eat the bagels
But there's sauce in the bites
@Patrick Schmalstig 58 mph is Vsauce's alt and none of us know
Me: says something
Vsauce: WRONG
I feel like more people should be teaching their children about the Abilene Paradox as a way to help them be comfortable with sharing how they truly feel. My family certainly fell victim to senseless decisions like this over the years and I had to learn the hard way that it's okay to be selfish in some cases.
based
actually, just improve overall parenting throughout the population, that would help the country and society overall
, yes, our family of 5 had this problem years ago deciding where to eat out at, until I, as the father, decided that each person will take turns to be the authoritarian each week and make a decision that others will follow. Problem solved. It also teaches the weekly "authoritarian" to make a balanced decision.
I feel like people should be teaching their children more about the Worm Odyssey... just my opinion
That's what a vote is all about!
my family's the complete opposite I've been trying to voice disagreement with literally everything they do and they just don't care and drag me along with their decisions that I never agreed to anyways
Isn't ssoyoung the muk banger who tortures the live animals she eats and laughs about it...?
Yeah pretty based
@@jjb0nks I think eating an intelligent animal alive is different than killing an animal instantly
@@birdman217 She also enjoys it and laughs about it ffs
Bruh that’s kind of normalized in the world... not the “torturing animals and laughing about it”, but the terrible conditions those animals are put through before they’re eaten. Besides, preparing and consuming live animals is a cultural tradition with very deep roots. If you want Ssoyoung to stop for good, it’s gonna take a social reform of the largest scale possible across all of Korea.
Do some more research next time, yeah?
Tusk Act 4
Animals in slaughter houses ain’t exactly given the best living conditions either...
Jeez, who had "Whang and Zach as guests in a Vsauce video" on their "weird 2020 stuff" bingo card?
I had Whang and Zach Anner. So close.
I did. For all my squares. I have ultra bingo right now. Still waiting for my ultra bingo prize.
I had Ron Jeremy and Mark-Paul Gosselaar. So close.
Oh he chose a bunch of wholesome youtubers...
*Shows ssoyoung*
Oh, an animal torturer, I see.
"If you eat, then you will get thirsty"
Me: **Proceeds to eat the pile of apples right in front of me**
Me: *dips bagel bite in mountain dew*
Aaovio ah yes’ the negotiator
Arrow’s Impossible Theorom is wrong because in Australia they vote for 3 candidates using instant runoff.
0:19 Pour the Mtn Dew on the Bagel Bites, then consume both simultaneously! :D
Since you can't survive without drinking longer than 3 days, I'd pick that first…
I'm just worried Zach would center his policy around the game CROC.
"I saw the little creatures in cages and I thought hey, that's not so bad".
Drinks can satisfy your hunger but food can't satisfy your thirst, so obviously drink first.
Kevin: eat or drink?
Me: can’t I just do both?
It’s amazing how this guy can make the most simple question soo complicated
Drink first, you can last a month or two without food but only a week at best without water
I'm pretty sure Mountain Dew will make you thirstier due to the caffeine in it
Whang gang sounds appealing but I’m sorry, we’ve never had a goblin president before, and I’d like to see more representation in office, so I’m going with the cult of pebbles
So brave and courageous. We'll finally have a goblin president, I'm so proud of how far we've come!
You just want to rise in power and population to become the oppressors.
Goblinstate.
My answer before watching the full video: Drink! Especially because it's mountain dew. I have problems with my blood sugar, and when it gets too low I start to feel really nauseous and dizzy, so I need something to eat to get my blood sugar back up. But, if I really don't think I can keep anything down, a sugary drink will get my sugar up until I feel good enough to eat again. So you drink :)
Drink, then eat. its hard to eat if ur throat's dry.
4:26 is THAT how that one planet's economy got over-run by shoe stores?
I like how both options for precidency mimic real life. None are good options in the long run
Both are great
Always eat first then drink it down to expand the throat if you're that hungry it be bad to drink first cause it'll hurt your stomach
Indecisiveness on a personal level is easily answered with honesty. Hungry and thirsty? Drink first, you need water more than you need food. It's faster to drink water than to eat food, so if you drink first you can start eating in a few seconds. Eating food dehydrates you unless it has a substantial amount of water in it's structure. Pick something, it doesn't matter what. Never let yourself get confused....... at least...... that's what I try to do.
I vote for Whang! I like freedom of expression. I think that the 5 star system is better suited than the 6 star due to the odd number of stars. I also am subscribed to a lot of channels that I don't want to disappear. I also don't know what all the other people are running on. (also about the sand thing, think of it like this: Convince a lot of people not to vote by telling them that their vote basically doesn't matter so that your vote is worth more. ;3 )
I always go to either the one that is cheaper, or is on the way to my destination. (I get gas as I go on trips. Always leave 30 mins early for medium length trips.) The only reason you would get caught up with this is if you are overthinking it. Instead of that, do something fun with that big brain of yours. Listen to audiobooks while you drive. It's much funner than worrying.
Collage? Don't go.... It's too expensive, and most of them are full of communists. Better to do technical classes instead. Learn something actually useful instead of filling your head with dribble.
With the trip thing, always be honest. Don't lie to make other people feel better, otherwise you get circumstances exactly like the stinky fart car. If everyone were to tell the truth, they would all stay home and play video games like they actually wanted to.
You take the food because it use a small but significant amount of water and a good amount of food giveing you the best possible outcome
You know you're watching vsauce 2 when you hear: "Right? Wrong!"
Wouldn’t the Mountain Dew just dehydrate you further?
This is why I almost always let others choose.
I vote for Whang. Also Legend of Dragoon needs a remake. Or at least have Whang stream a playthrough.
6:02
Definitely getting demonetized. You can flick the stems like that!
If my idol pebbles was the president nomineeof RUclips I would absolutely vote for him
I won't reiterate you the dehydration thing like 50% of all posters.
I will however pose that dad-farts from superman might be deadly, so they might not choose the drive out of pure survival instinct.
Just choose both like there someone guarding the food or something
If I can't ever decide then I just pick what's alphabetically first. Who doesn't?
0:20 both, take a bite and then take a sip of water. 🤷🏼♂️
0:03 "technically dehydration first."
Then you should drink water first, then eat food.
...the soda won't help you. It will do more harm than good.
2:20 RUclips has nothing to do with my cheese consumption.
Given that you need to open the soda, you should eat a bagel bite first. Then as you are chewing, you can open the bottle.
Now you can drink, then eat, drink some more, than eat some more.
Repeat until you are out of food, and water.
...I pick the biggest apple...with the firmest skin.
...as for president of RUclips, I vote for MatPat.
I just eat and drink at the same time.
You could just let RNG decide your fate.
Me: Pour the mountain dew into the food and eat the mountain dew soaked bagel bites
Thank u for the video. And I also watch ur Brother’s Channels
you pick the bagel bites because mountain dew doesn't quinch your thirst :/
Who would enjoy a trip to Abilene? I lived there. Trust me. You aren't missing much.
Broooo I have that exact same plate in the thumbnail
I kind of like the idea of bringing back star ratings but ONLY for viewers who are subscribed or something, and open up likes to all viewers, accounts or not.
Come on vsauce you're saying right and I'm thinking right then you yell no
First: drink the dew
Second: bagel bites
Ez
The mountain dew has calories because it has sugar.
Apple A or B? Well im allergic so that was easy
Por que no los dos?
Apple a
Idk i chose one i choose that until i get it
So many paradoxes
One of the best Vsauce2 videos of all time.
That's why nilisum is the way to go.. I dont sweat any decision because I honestly couldn't care less about literally anything..
"Well technically (you die) of dehydration first"
That's exactly why if you are equally both hungry _and_ thirsty, you drink first
Eating food is easier
@@rainydeestar It takes much longer for the body to process food than it does drink
And eating is not easier than drinking, you gotta chew when you eat, but when drinking you only have to swallow
@@Deathnotefan97 Idk, if i was in that situation, I would see that first I would have to open the bottle
And so, first I would put the food in my mouth, and then open the bottle and drink
@@rainydeestar But you also have to move the food aaaall the way to your mouth and then chew it
What kinda logic is that lmao
@@puckie643 The time I open the bottle, I would have already stuffed something in my mouth
ermmm i better landslide
I'm leaking worm odyssey and you can't stop me
Erm, you better slide on that belly first little mister
erm indeed
when is the live debate between you and Whang?
Goblins have been under the boot of RUclips for TOO LONG!
"Technically, you'd die from dehydration first"
That means the thirst bar empties faster, solved, drink first
Yeah that’s what I’m thinking right now. The indecision would cease as soon as the thirst outweighed the hunger. Almost instantaneously if the rate of hunger and thirst accelerate differently
you eat first food has water present in it
@@_ruted so, watermelon?
Alternative answer:drink bagel bites and eat mountain dew..solved
Rage of ores The pizza bagels are very salty, they would increase your thirst levels
“Do i eat or drink”
“You have access to both of them, they’re right in front of you”
r/technicallythetruth
I don't have this problem...😀
Food contains water. Water does not contain food. You will also retain water better if you eat first and then drink water, Assuming you are not so dehydrated that swallowing would be injurious.
@@manyworldsin1 unless someone else drinks that water and the food in their mouth goes to that water
@@manyworldsin1 mountain dew has tons of calories
Vsause: or is it?
Vsause2: Right? *WRONG*
Vsause 2: Right? Wrong. Vsauce: Or is it?
Vsauce2 slogan right there
you forgot vsauce 3
I don't know why I started hearing that little inquisitive jingle that plays as soon as he says "or is it?"
How about Vsauce 4?
We don't talk about that here
Vsauce: "Hotelling's law"
Me: "looks like it's something they discovered studying hotels"
Vsauce: "... By economist Harold Hotelling"
Me: oh..
Exactly me too lol
Exactly my thought process.
I've heard it explained... using actual hotels... so I was already familiar, just not with the knowledge that it's the guy's name
Same
@@jamesalewis The way I understand it is that if you told two people to guess a number between 1 and 100, in order, optimal choice dictates that the first person chooses 50/51 and the second person chooses the other, and any other number will yield you a sub 50% chance of winning. If each customer counts as one of the numbers, then rather than probability it can represent the population you cover
0:40 - Decision-theory paradox by Jean Buridan
4:48 - Hotelling's Law by Harold Hotelling
6:33 - C. Northcote Parkinson problem by C. Northcote Parkinson
7:13 - "Tyanny of Small Decisions" by Alfred E. Khan
7:25 - Sayre's Law by Wallace Stanley Sayre
9:18 - "Abilene Paradox" by Jerry B. Harvey
9:41 - Arrow's Impossibility Theorem by Kenneth J. Arrow
10:42 - Greek Sorites Paradox (Unknown author)
11:19 - Anthony Down's Paradox of Voting by Anthony Downs
11:27 - Apportionment Paradox by Peyton Young and Michel Balinski
11:34 - Population Paradox (Unknown author)
11:43 - Hans-Werner Sinn's 'Green Paradox' by Hans-Werner Sinns
thanks
10:22 The Condorcet Paradox (Nicolas de Condorcet).
Man really did a Works Cited page for Vsauce
The fact that Zack didnt go for the "listen here fat" shtick upsets me to my core.
look fat come on fat
One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no RUclipsr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear hara
@@Duenschissdoktor We'll do push ups, jumping jacks, run a marathon, organize a militia, go on a date, kiss passionately. Whatever you want to do, I'll prove I'm fit
"And I'll tell you something else"
@@AxxLAfriku WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY You're getting nervous man!
Goblins are severely underrepresented in government which is why Zach has my vote.
Ted Cruz needs a friend
GLM!
Trump made an official statement on h3's pod that he will ban goblins and witches which is atrocious and must be looked into. I vote for Zach to undermine these racist preconceptions.
idon'tevenknowanymore based?
@@cantrememberwhatimdoin I knew a kid who went to my school, they had green skin. He also had no ears, or ear holes. Yeah, he was pretty strange, not as strange as one of the other classmates I had, but still strange.
Years ago, a customer told me about the 5-2-1 method of decision making. In this context, it was for deciding where to eat. His wife would list 5 restaurants, he would pick 2 of those 5, then she would pick 1 of the last 2. Always wondered how that would pan out in an election...
Remember, a vote for Zach is a vote for Worm Odyssey. So basically this is a no-brainer.
All I want to know is, what is his explanation for the shortage of pokemon cards and sonic the hedgehog figures in our country
@@archedzero4398 That was Cory's doing.
layne staley 👌🏼
Just dip the bagel bites in the Mountain Dew. Problem solved.
Your profile makes this so much better
Right? WRONG!
But do you dip the bagel bites in the mountain dew, or pour the mountain dew on the bagel bites?
Vsauce:listin here you little smarty
There are 2 gas stores and you are hungry 1 has low gas price but high food price the other one has low food price but high gas prices which gas store will you chose
Vote for Madness OR Cheese??
Why not both?! Vote for the Daedric Prince Sheogorath!!!!
I’m gonna be completely honest, Zach could say he plans on making a death ray to melt the ice caps and kill ALL polar bears and I’d still vote for him
499 likes and no reply? Let me fix that
I wouldn't
Kevin's kids:
1) „I ate the last cookie right? WRONG!“
2) „I have to go to the dentist right? WRONG!
3)...right? WRONG!
continue if u have better examples
I have to stop playing Xbox? Right? WRONG!
I got in trouble at school? Right? WRONG!
I did my homework right? WRONG
When kevin’s kids grow up
You did your homework, right? WRONG!
You did your chores, right? WRONG!
You ate your vegetables, right? WRONGGGG!!!!
Am I adopted, right? WRONG! *starts crying*
Just with the fact that Zach is hiding one Tomar Emerald in his greasy grasps means that he will undoubtedly win.
Hadel chuckled. “You mean the Tomar Emeralds?”
"Whould you eat or drink?"
Me, who just putted the food in my mouth at same time as i am drinking water : wha?
Vsauce: "hm eat or drink?"
Me: "just do both"
Exactly, that's what O thought too!
vsauce, flammy here
oh shiet hello papa >snek
Hi!
Good Morgen, my fella mathematician 😁
papa I will only vote for you!
Oh henlo Papa!
Cult of Pebbles.
He will ensure I am looked after, when I am green and retired.
he will guarantee the tomar emeralds are found and put in the hands of our goblin overlord
Every time Kevin says "WRONG" I'm reminded of the Spongebob episode where he learns to make a krabby patty. It was one of my favorite episodes as a kid and idk why.
Pretty much everyone agrees the Krusty Krab Training Video episode is one of the best
Seems like Zach got lost and ended up here. Poor little fella... Hope he manages to survive this winter.
He’s a corpse now
William See no he’s just molting
Isn't Ssoyoung the woman who was inhumanely decapitating squids and brutalizing animals
I don't know but if she isn't, she's not doing enough to separate her image.
Yes she is. Absolutely disgusting
She's horrible what was he thinking bringing attention to her
@@zyaicob to make her look worse
Grungus In the ranking part he put her at last
This perfectly explains the effectiveness of "sleeping on it". By allowing yourself to take a step back, and forgetting the details, it allows you to actually make the choice easier. Not saying it'll be better, I don't know that, but easier.
“Go Green and Retired” Vote PsychicPebbles
Always remember that he is green and retired.
@@Kascaded But also remember the extremely important fact that he is retired and green.
Plinko Penguin indeed, it is important to take note that he in in fact GREEN and he is also RETIRED.
You three seem to be forgetting the fact that this individual is entirely green, as well as retired.
MS is a 34 years old male presenting to the emergency room because he ate sushi at Kevin's Gas Station.
Oh god not again
A man broke his pinky toe this is how he went blind
Very underrated comment hahabab
This is what happened to his spleen
*Chubbyemu intensifies*
The greatest collab I've ever seen.
So happy to see kevin call Zach a goblin is all I needed
For me second greatest the greatest is Infinity Was
3:21
Nobody:
Kevin: "I've got gas!"
Me whenever i eat beans
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"Choose Wisely"??? But Wisely is not on the candidate list
Another of my dad jokes. I'm getting good at it
soberhippie indeed you are. My dad actually started laughing.
Hi getting good at it, I'm Ethan.
IQ
@@ethantoal42 Hi Ethan, I am dad
@@ViratKohli-jj3wj hi dad, I'm dad
The cult of pebbles has cheese. Is this even a question?
Yes. Which Cheese?
@@drippylad3973 any
@@aesthetic4270 I thought you were dead
If you have more than a thousand subscribers and want to not participate in a battle royal then yes
Implying the other one doesn’t have cheese as well? You see, this is how the cult got you.. I should pick up their strategies..
Kevin: Eat Bagel Bites or Drink Mountain Dew?
4 out of 5 doctors: NO!
How many doctors did you ask? A lot and cherry picked the best group?
Why tf is ssoyung an candidate she eats living cute octopuses that just wanted to live their life in peace
Yes because that octopus definitely wouldn’t have been shark food if not eaten by her
@@donk5058 I think being eaten by her is at least 10x worse
@@donk5058 so it’s okay to remove it from nature and eat it live while it’s out of water bc otherwise they would stay a part of the ocean ecosystem?
at least sharks don’t skin animals alive and throw salt on the skinless alive creatures to watch them thrash in pain before eating them
@@eyeballqueenofrats Also most of the time its reef sharks, aka even if a shark gets the octopus it wont kill it most of the time. Also even if it loses an arm it can regenerate with time. I completely agree with you, too.
Whang wasn't my first choice, but there's no way I'm letting Pebbles have another term after "the incident"
You mean the largest shooting in history that was carried out by a goblin, that Pebbles EVEN NOW refuses to comment on?
Sshhhh!! We don't mention the... *Looks both directions and whispers* the incident.
I still don't know what this video is about
You've probably been waiting this video to comment for four years.
that's ironic not paradoxical
He couldn't decide what it should be about
Logic traps and paradoxes known as decision theory. Where the logically most optimal / best choice can be the most irrational and worst choice just by matter of how we think and where impeccable logic becomes irrational decision making just by existing. Really interesting really :).
“Democracy is the worst form of government, except for everything else we’ve tried.
Im sorry, but why would you even acknowledge squid-torturing-girl?
extremist opinion? representative of the hyperconservative/hyperliberal or whatever party that's always present?
@@vedvod fair enough, yeah now i just thought about it
Farmed animals also feel pain and it's cruel to hurt them. Pigs, for example, are gassed in a way that suffocates them while burning their eyes, throat, and mouth. They scream in pain and thrash about to eventually pass out. Then they have their throats slit. This is how we get bacon and pork. So maybe we should just eat more plant-based food instead.
@@tannerman46 a lot of your plant based foods are still alive when you eat them. They may not have pain receptors or brains but how can you definitively say they aren't suffering?
Edit: Also, why advocate for the adoption of veganism or vegetarianism instead of more humane slaughterhouses?
@@reanetsemoleleki8219 do you actually care about the suffering of plants?
VSauce uploads... you drop everything and watch
“Like a couple who’s constantly fighting over whether the toilet paper feeds from the front or from the wrong side.”
He said back
He meant wrong
'Be selfish when making decisions', got it
Not saying you didn't mean it positively, but just in case, here's a little breakdown of what selfishness means in the context of decision making. If your family is very important to you and you want them to enjoy themselves more than whatever other alternatives you have, then it would be selfish to facilitate their enjoyment. Selfishness is a very misunderstood concept that is usually applied wrongly(?) in cases of egomania. Helping others is selfish more often than not. Being a teacher or donating to a charity is usually done because you value what you do. Not because you a ethically obligated. That's what teachers are. They are selfish. They teach others because they love doing that. I personally love teaching and have been a tutor many times without pay because I simply wanted to and found it extremely fun. People don't help others because they believe in the idea of helping others being the right ethical choice (most of the time). Helping others selflessly is idiotic because it has no rational referent in reality. It's an ethically fallacious decision because altruism as a leading ethic (sadly the leading ethic in most of the world) is fundamentally fallacious. It has no basis outside of faith (why is sacrificing values for others' sake the right choice? The answer is always "because it is" and not because there is an actual reason - there isn't). Always be rationally selfish. Always do what you value the most. If it's to play a video game or help a friend in need, ultimately the best choice is the selfish one. The one you value the most. And if you value your friends, helping them would usually take precedent and you will be extremely happy with your choice because the value gained is greater than the one from the video game. Sometimes it's the opposite. Introspect and refer back to past decisions to be able to make choices faster and see if they were indeed the right ones.
As for the video, it deals with indecisions usually lead by perfectionist mindsets. If there is no clear cut choice and it would take too long to make a decision, just flip a coin or go with what's good enough. Read "The Paradox of Choice" for more on that topic. Great book that will help you a ton if you are a perfectionist or deal in pretty much any avenue - especially business of consumer goods and services.
So go out there and be rationally selfish. It will take you far and make you happier than ever :]
@@SiMeGamer
love your reply
even though nothing in it wasnt allready on my mind, its still a great write-up of all aspects!
thanks
@@SiMeGamer you're one of the more intelligent of the many commenters on youtube. that comment reads like something I would write, but no longer, having wasted too much time on the low intelligence demographic that is all too common these days.
@@SiMeGamer I believe the answer is not infact "because it is" but actually "because it maximises the happiness of those involved at large" you can look at the abilene paradox being a factor for a couple of reasons, either dishonesty or ignorance. They are either being dishonest for not answering what they truthfully want to do or they are being ignorant for assuming that they know the others want to go. Besides if they truly valued making others happy going because you made the assumption that everyone one wanted to go and youre making them happy by going would make you happy therefore everyone would be truly happy about going because everybody is making everybody happy and that's what they value.
If each of them said "I don't want to go but I'll would like everyone else to be happy so I'll go if everyone wants to and be happy about it" then they wouldn't go. If you are selfish when considering your own wants but selfless about the final choice then that would maximise the overall happiness.
To the one person that sees this : You are amazing and a great person, stay safe ❤.
I’ve never seen Zach animated so closely to what he actually looks like
Honestly, the goblin man has me roped in with his promise to protect government officials from all sexual assault allegations. Not only that but his idea to separate people based on IQ really struck me as a good idea.
IQ is a terrible measure of intelligence
What is with Zach's obsession with Thunderdome-style death match events?
He’s looking for someone to finally end his streak
If that doesn't scream fun for whole family to you then I don't know what is
He joined the cult of jeff bandelun and also appreciates his love of the thunderdome
So thats why glow squid won over iceologer。
no, iceologer's loss was caused because of multiple rounds allowing moobloom and glow squid voters to team up to prevent a possible 2nd phantom. solution: passive and hostile mobs need seperate votes
@@ashleapatterson82 thank you
@@ashleapatterson82 Minecraft needs to remove carpet