Terrible Old Games: Night Walk | Ashens

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024
  • From the archive! Can't believe I never uploaded this to YT.

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  • @EmerPrevost
    @EmerPrevost 10 лет назад +328

    I really think you should bring this series back, man. I have loved every episode of this series.

    • @Larry
      @Larry 10 лет назад +70

      He loves doing them, but the amount of work involved into making to the amount of views they get is hard to justify them.
      But we might do a couple together soon!

    • @MikeRydal
      @MikeRydal 10 лет назад +22

      *****
      Dude, seriously...do it...You guys have got a great banter. Would be cool to see you do more board games too....the pacman one was funny as f*ck

    • @Larry
      @Larry 10 лет назад +14

      Mike Rydal
      Thanks bud!!! Well we got a few more board game videos in the bag, they'll be going up soon to keep you going in the meantime :D

    • @andrester88
      @andrester88 10 лет назад +2

      ***** I agree with Mike over there! I loved your guy's turbo video! I still laugh myself silly over the ice field!

    • @MikeRydal
      @MikeRydal 10 лет назад +3

      ***** I got one for donation. Its a blatant rip off of 'Kong Man' thats been repackaged as a Sonic the Hedgehog game.

  • @mihaelkYeah
    @mihaelkYeah 7 лет назад +56

    Actually, I can imagine someone making an indie game about going out for a walk at night. It could be a philosophical, psychological horror, or emotional game.

    • @TheTartKnight
      @TheTartKnight 2 года назад +11

      "A good game poses a philosophical question. A *masterpiece* does it right in the title." - Jontron

    • @seangiglio
      @seangiglio Год назад +6

      It’s called “The Graveyard” where you play as an extremely slow elderly lady shambling down a graveyard, before sitting down on a bench to contemplate her life. At any point during the game, the lady can suddenly die. This game costs $5 on Steam.

    • @heggy_69
      @heggy_69 9 месяцев назад +5

      Man, now instead of an indie game that's an rpg that's a metaphor for depression it's a walking simulator that's a metaphor for depression

  • @rinrinri101
    @rinrinri101 9 лет назад +66

    That opening was glorious. Kudos to whoever created it.

    • @gmansplit
      @gmansplit 9 лет назад +12

      +Hiragirin Ashens made it, if you watch his WPad review(windows 7 tablet) a couple of years back he shows you it to demonstrate the playback quality on the device.

    • @rinrinri101
      @rinrinri101 9 лет назад +3

      gmansplit Ooooo :O Awesome. Thank you for the heads up :3

    • @gmansplit
      @gmansplit 9 лет назад +3

      ***** No problem.

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 9 лет назад +1

      gmansplit Ahh I thought I remembered him mentioning this!

    • @rinrinri101
      @rinrinri101 9 лет назад

      BenjaminGoose Nice. Kudos to you.

  • @TheSystemsays
    @TheSystemsays 10 лет назад +29

    "Early Evening Hiding Behind Walls" for game of the year.

    • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
      @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 5 лет назад +7

      Still better than Afternoon Run '06.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад +1

      To this day that is still an in-joke between me and my former roommate.

  • @LadyAnnaMindpretzel
    @LadyAnnaMindpretzel 10 лет назад +8

    It's really too bad this series never worked out. These were some of my favorite videos. I'd never realized how different mainstream 8 and 16-bit gaming was in England compared to America.

  • @NotATube
    @NotATube 10 лет назад +32

    Interestingly, the two authors of "Night Walk" (programming and graphics) had *already* produced a Ghosts-n'-Goblins clone for the 8-bit Atari computers called "Domain of the Undead". Which was at least a good name, even if that wasn't a great game either.
    I wonder if this was originally intended to be marketed as a 16-bit ST version of "Domain of the Undead" by the original publishers (Red Rat Software) and then the authors sold it to Alternative instead?

    • @IvanovIvanAKrutoi
      @IvanovIvanAKrutoi 5 лет назад +5

      Fun fact: Domain of the Undead later became the cover game for Stuart Ashen's recent book, "Attack of the Flickering Skeletons".

  • @godslaughter
    @godslaughter 3 года назад +9

    Honestly, Nightwalk today sounds like it could be a very successful, alternative-style, psychological horror game. Most likely something with a ton of strange obscurity and lore behind it, the game would take the whole world by storm, particularly the younger generations, and then there would be at least 7 Game Theory videos made on it.

  • @RobynVids
    @RobynVids 9 лет назад +21

    Seeing as I was interested to hear the full soundtrack of Night Walk, I ripped the music from the disk. It is named "enforcer2" which backs up your point with it not fitting the game at all. Probably something random sent in by Paul Krief [known as 'Rimshot' by the demoscene. Oh the irony!]. I searched for the game The Enforcer on the Amiga. I think the music would fit that much better (a lightgun game).
    So there you have it on that game. Paul Krief was also credited for the music in the game Grey Slayer. Played that (very fucking boring) and the music fits way better even if it's somewhat simpler AND 54 SECONDS LONG. I ripped that and it was literally named "fart". Can't help but be honest with his own song.

  • @MrColuber
    @MrColuber 9 лет назад +21

    Judging by the title, I thought that Night Walk would be a tongue and cheek game about a guy returning home at night from a random bar (gay or not) drunk off his ass, suddenly wandering into an ancient wood, being forced to fight for his life against zombies, ents, goblins, killer grizzlies and mormons. With the aid of a shotgun.

    • @LyingSecret
      @LyingSecret 5 лет назад

      'A tongue and cheek game', what?

  • @michaelwheeler8552
    @michaelwheeler8552 6 лет назад +12

    "Age of the ever-living ones" and it's set in a graveyard.

  • @autumngogogoat
    @autumngogogoat 9 лет назад +24

    The fucking fact when I worked for Alternative Software back in 2008

    • @techrevolutions
      @techrevolutions 9 лет назад +3

      Anthony Rothstein
      i blame you for this

    • @autumngogogoat
      @autumngogogoat 9 лет назад +12

      Spiketmd Their business practices are still awful. The manager was completely out of touch with both technology and the gaming industry.
      Their programmers all worked from home, which is fine enough but the communication with the rest of the company seemed off.
      Only departments in the office was the design and the testing department. Both had around one - two employees.

    • @michaelwilliams1750
      @michaelwilliams1750 9 лет назад +2

      +Anthony Rothstein A gaming company with awful business practices? That never happens

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 9 лет назад

      +Ian Williams
      Should say ALMOST never happens, or as it's more commonly known, "seems to happen with an alarming increase over time."

  • @EvilDoresh
    @EvilDoresh 10 лет назад +28

    *Nightwalk HD: Retribution*
    Make it happen, Kickstarter.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh 10 лет назад +16

      Wait, let's call it *Night Walk: Rewalken* and get Christopher Walken as a voice actor.

  • @Freako
    @Freako 10 лет назад +186

    More terrible old games, pls Ashens.
    Did you learn this release schedule from Guru Larry?

    • @Larry
      @Larry 10 лет назад +84

      Fuck you!

    • @killerhat121
      @killerhat121 10 лет назад +18

      ***** The Guru has spoken.

    • @Freako
      @Freako 10 лет назад +37

      *****
      I love you too!

    • @Larry
      @Larry 10 лет назад +37

      Freako
      :D

    • @peterswift3612
      @peterswift3612 7 лет назад +1

      Ha ha

  • @Magitek1112
    @Magitek1112 10 лет назад +6

    I'd really like to see another Terrible Old Games episode. It's been so long since the last one, and they're honestly hillarious.

  • @dennett316
    @dennett316 10 лет назад +14

    Would love to see more of these Ashens. I know they're more work for not much of a return, but still, you're so good at them. And it's always fun to see Commodore 64 and Speccy games I had to suffer through get featured.

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 3 года назад +6

    It's 2021 now and taking a walk at night is indeed something that we can only do in the world of video games.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад +1

      It's always hunting season where I live
      (Feral hogs, at least - not so much "long pig" lol)

  • @TsunogaiDanshaku
    @TsunogaiDanshaku 10 лет назад +1

    Gotta love the Zub shout-out. I actually read the story about the cover on the Pickford brothers' blog; how they'd offered to design their own cover for the game *for free*, but the publisher insisted they hire an outside artist to draw it instead, which is how we ended up with the off-brand Boba Fett in a Power Rangers suit.

  • @TheBroz
    @TheBroz 10 лет назад +19

    Would love to see more of these Dr Ashens

  • @RatcheT2497
    @RatcheT2497 10 лет назад +4

    "Son, I am image macro" Ashens, you always make me laugh... **bursts into laughter**

  • @BeaverIAB
    @BeaverIAB 9 лет назад +9

    "I survived? Marvellous!"
    ~Dr. Ashen

  • @raggedyanarchist
    @raggedyanarchist 10 лет назад +17

    What were those black bumps at the bottom of the screen? Chairs for Tom Servo and Crow?

  • @landnanners2011
    @landnanners2011 10 лет назад +14

    The title screen must be the earliest image of the sliver skull

  • @bturner999
    @bturner999 9 лет назад +14

    The best thing is, go to ALTERNATIVE SOFTWARE LTD's website now and it says their celebrating "3O Years of Excellence" which is funny not only because everything they've ever touched has turned to shit, but also because of the long running excellence joke that Ashens has coined.

  • @Ninjamohawk
    @Ninjamohawk 8 лет назад +10

    New games in the line: Sitting Patiently 3D, Table Setting Simulator, and Fix The Zipper. Such classics.

    • @Texy88
      @Texy88 8 лет назад +2

      +Ninjamohawk _Sim City_, also affectionately known as _Advanced Mayor Simulator_! ;)

    • @TheLarryburns84
      @TheLarryburns84 7 лет назад

      or how about Manhunt, aka *Midnight Murder Spree*

  • @Niobesnuppa
    @Niobesnuppa 10 лет назад +14

    This game has "half-assed" written all over it.

  • @rexthesheep
    @rexthesheep 10 лет назад +8

    I actually rewatched most of these recently so I'm happy to see it return.

    • @Thewitchking45
      @Thewitchking45 10 лет назад +2

      It's not really a return. This video was originally upload on December 12, 2010 on 'thatguywiththeglasses.com'. He did another TOGYPNHO on there, Oriental Hero.
      Ashens said in his live Q&A (the video is available on his extra channel I believe) that these video's take a very long time to make and that the revenue of it, is rather small.
      Don't get me wrong; I love this series and I really would like it to be back but I don't see it happening any time soon :(

    • @rexthesheep
      @rexthesheep 10 лет назад

      Just so we're on the same page, I do realise it was an old video, but in the context of RUclips it's still a return in that sense.

    • @Thewitchking45
      @Thewitchking45 10 лет назад +1

      Tommohawked Ok my mistake then. I thought that you thought that this was a 'brand new' video :P .

  • @strangestclouds
    @strangestclouds 10 лет назад +17

    "You won't Zub me this time, you...zubs."
    whatthefuckareyoutalkingabout-

    • @masterofthelag8414
      @masterofthelag8414 10 лет назад

      advertising eh?

    • @leon30517
      @leon30517 10 лет назад

      Masterof thelag wouldn't call that advertising. more like COMMENTING

    • @masterofthelag8414
      @masterofthelag8414 10 лет назад +2

      GravityZero I meant that the advert was weird, not that his comment was advertising the game.

  • @taltigolt
    @taltigolt 10 лет назад +33

    i kept pressing to find out what the flashing picture was i expected an easter egg
    and it's just "options" :( that was 4 min of my life used for nothing :(
    ah well

    • @MacMashPotato
      @MacMashPotato 10 лет назад +5

      Ive seen avgn play worse games.

    • @pandagaming4907
      @pandagaming4907 10 лет назад

      Here :) gyazo.com/da8712e61173ae61b5705e5c3d83a368

    • @AzureProxy
      @AzureProxy 10 лет назад +1

      ***** Sorry,don't think that's exactly correct.

    • @AzureProxy
      @AzureProxy 10 лет назад +2

      ***** Yes,it IS in the opinion of the player and since you like the game and he does not,you think the issues either add to the game or just don't mind them but he thinks of them as well...issues.

    • @TAVIII
      @TAVIII 10 лет назад +2

      ***** Wrong, James did Commodore 64 games such as Superman

  • @Overhazard
    @Overhazard 10 лет назад +5

    AvP: Aliens vs. Popeye. I'd probably like that.
    I wonder how it compared to Popeye Saves the Earth, a pinball machine where Bluto feels like bringing rare animals into extinction for profit and Popeye travels around on a cruise ship.

  • @SteveBenway
    @SteveBenway 10 лет назад +12

    Ah, Grundy New Brain and Acorn Atom.... haven't got those in my collection. Got an Atmos though. It's surprisingly capable (and by that, I mean quite adequate)

    • @R33Racer
      @R33Racer 10 лет назад

      I think you mean "limited". Very, VERY limited.

    • @SteveBenway
      @SteveBenway 10 лет назад

      That was my first impression, but then I played a few more games on it, and found it to be slightly better than I'd first thought.

  • @1stdrive
    @1stdrive 10 лет назад +1

    I had this on the Amiga, never seen it mentioned anywhere before so thanks for digging it up!

  • @Gambit771
    @Gambit771 9 лет назад +7

    The Rugby League games they make are very good and actually get substantially better with each new iteration.
    If only the same could be said for FIFA's game by game improvement.

  • @eastendthug
    @eastendthug 10 лет назад +7

    I think the colour scheme and animation in this game looks pretty good for its time.
    Also do more in this series

    • @ExplosionRadius
      @ExplosionRadius 10 лет назад +7

      -1988
      -Megaman 2, Mario 2, Contra
      NOPE

    • @eastendthug
      @eastendthug 10 лет назад +8

      ExplosionRadius fair point. However those were made by Capcom, Nintendo and Konami. This was made by 2 guys

  • @Virginiafox21
    @Virginiafox21 10 лет назад +6

    I actually really like the intro, before it turns into a cacophony of bitnoise.
    Also I may just have to try that Dalek game for shits and giggles.

  • @Pilpup
    @Pilpup 10 лет назад +11

    Brought me to their website just out of curiosity. Chef Excellence also has designed it. Go yourself, "AlternativeSoftware" second result.

  • @foughtthelol
    @foughtthelol Год назад +1

    Funnily enough today's mold for first person horror games could be described as "night walk"

  • @jackchu5453
    @jackchu5453 10 лет назад

    Man I loved watching these on the old site some of the best videos Ashen has made. Vinnie Vole's Existential Nightmare is one of my favorites.

  • @David315842
    @David315842 10 лет назад +3

    Please make more of these, it's great to see what kids in the 80's had to endure with their non Nintendo and Sega consoles...Yeah I grew up in the 90's, since I was 6 so sue me. :D

    • @Snufkin224
      @Snufkin224 10 лет назад

      Americans need to learn more about Amiga games.

    • @bubbythebear6891
      @bubbythebear6891 2 года назад

      @@Snufkin224 I think the Atari XL is sufficient for us Yanks! It is for me anyway...

  • @jamesgrimwood1285
    @jamesgrimwood1285 10 лет назад +8

    So Pontefract is now known for two things - the Haribo factory and crap games.

    • @arronshutt
      @arronshutt 10 лет назад

      I was really impressed with how bad that is..and that they're still going as a company. I bet that releasing indie games programmes(!) really worked out for them.. ;)

    • @arronshutt
      @arronshutt 10 лет назад

      I hope that ***** does more of these videos as it was very good. I love the ones that Jeff Minter does on old crap retro games (like by Interceptor Micro's), but I can see a deep comedic mine of binary based tat to mine in the pursuit of giving us something to laugh at :)

    • @awesomotommy
      @awesomotommy 10 лет назад +1

      Erm, pontefract cakes?

    • @jamesgrimwood1285
      @jamesgrimwood1285 10 лет назад +1

      awesomotommy They come out the Haribo factory... :)

  • @nickwakemen8147
    @nickwakemen8147 9 лет назад +2

    You know, that description actually sounds like it would be a pretty awesome game or movie.

  • @therammaker
    @therammaker 10 лет назад +19

    that intro

  • @Babbleplay
    @Babbleplay 10 лет назад

    I have missed these so much. Thank you for bringing this to us. I'd love to see more.

  • @thomasbruinsma
    @thomasbruinsma 10 лет назад +15

    I quite like the name 'nightwalk'...

  • @skyrunner14
    @skyrunner14 10 лет назад

    I am so glad you finally uploaded this one to RUclips! This is probably my favorite episode of this whole series. Speaking of that, here's hoping we see more Terrible Old Games in the future!

  • @wildweasel486
    @wildweasel486 10 лет назад

    There totally need to be more Terrible Old Games videos. These are my favorite ones of yours.

  • @jholbrook
    @jholbrook 10 лет назад

    This is one of the best series I have ever seen! You should do more of these.

  • @Azfar90
    @Azfar90 10 лет назад

    I like this series and finally to see it coming back for a while..I miss that "a fitting punishment" quote..

  • @SketchAndEtch
    @SketchAndEtch 10 лет назад +32

    Huh, that intro was Zero Punctuation tier.
    I like it

    • @TheDellLatitudeD600
      @TheDellLatitudeD600 10 лет назад +1

      It's like a mix between ZP and AVGN

    • @Nexus42
      @Nexus42 10 лет назад +2

      Had exactly the same thought. He and Ashens could definitely do some kind of let's play. Maybe something in Yahtzee's Let's Drown Out series?

    • @The25thBusShow
      @The25thBusShow 10 лет назад +1

      Wow
      Much Zero Punctuation
      Very Yahtzee
      So amazing
      Real British

    • @SketchAndEtch
      @SketchAndEtch 10 лет назад +3

      *****
      Go away

    • @AstroKedde
      @AstroKedde 10 лет назад +1

      SketchAndEtch wow
      doge
      much original

  • @Swamplord
    @Swamplord 10 лет назад

    Ahhh I forgot how much I loved these videos. Please continue them!

  • @Da6Omen
    @Da6Omen 10 лет назад

    Man, I really missed Terrible old games you probably never heard of. Thank you dr. Ashen *_*

  • @Mintergalactic
    @Mintergalactic 10 лет назад +3

    Oh man this brings me back

  • @whutwhy
    @whutwhy 10 лет назад +18

    you remind me of the narrator in the the stanley parable

  • @LadyofTheSummer
    @LadyofTheSummer 10 лет назад

    I remember seeing this on That Guy With The Glasses and I always wondered why it wasn't uploaded here. Good to see it again. I know this may never happen, but if it is possible, I'd love to see another episode of TOGYPNHO, I used to love this series.

  • @NeoDragoN7676
    @NeoDragoN7676 10 лет назад +5

    That amiga music is epic lol!

  • @floatpvnk
    @floatpvnk 3 года назад +1

    This is by far my favourite out of this series

  • @Wolvie619
    @Wolvie619 10 лет назад +1

    I should play this game before I go to bed. I imagine it makes for a marvelous sleep aid.

  • @EadmundIsenHealf
    @EadmundIsenHealf 10 лет назад +5

    Wow, the intro. Thanks for the nightmares.

    • @HarpoTheVillain
      @HarpoTheVillain 10 лет назад

      I love it. It sounds very much like the band Crystal Castles, their first album.

  • @geracht7719
    @geracht7719 10 лет назад

    GOD almighty, I heard the first tones of that beep and they were the same pitch as my alarm clock and I about put my fist through the screen in anger, terror, horror, and sheer vulgarity. Gyeugh.

  • @ExplosionRadius
    @ExplosionRadius 10 лет назад +1

    9:03 That's more or less the business model that caused the '83 crash.
    As it turns out having your games be made by random out-of-work programmers doesn't make for good quality. Who would have thought?

  • @IrishRhapsody
    @IrishRhapsody 2 года назад +2

    The plot actually sounds fucking awesome

  • @onkkell
    @onkkell 10 лет назад

    I'm just happy to see NFS Most Wanted in an Ashens video. Boy, did I have a lot of fun with that game.

  • @loganjorgensen
    @loganjorgensen 7 лет назад +1

    Hobby Gardener, Dental Routine, Slow Drywall, Front Sweeper, Tax Season, Paint Upkeep, actually pretty hard to beat Night Walk in shear title dullness.

  • @SilkyNoah
    @SilkyNoah 10 лет назад +1

    I was just wondering when we would get another one :) Thanks Ashens!

    • @jonnya245
      @jonnya245 10 лет назад

      I love this stuff ashen s goes into so much detail, give us more!

  • @RussWWFC
    @RussWWFC 10 лет назад +4

    Nice one, one of my favourite series of yours, you should do more

  • @METALLICARULES11
    @METALLICARULES11 10 лет назад +2

    hes gonna take you back to the past,
    to play some crappy games that are tat,
    he doesnt know,
    if he would rather have,
    a popstation speaker,
    pressed against his ear,
    he would rather eat,
    the rotten stuff,
    that they call food in poundland,
    he is the most british gamer youve ever heard,
    he is not the Avgn,
    but he is still epic,
    his name is Dr-ashens

  • @Tangaxuan
    @Tangaxuan 10 лет назад

    Fantastic episode. I love this series and am glad to see you make another episode. Looking forward to that future project with you and Larry Bundy Jr.

  • @shaheedk.3386
    @shaheedk.3386 9 лет назад +5

    Gears of war...hiding behind walls? Okay, now i'm convinced that Ashens is in fact Yhatzee in disguise

  • @ChrisLincoln
    @ChrisLincoln 10 лет назад +1

    That intro is a thing of beauty

  • @bradley14681
    @bradley14681 10 лет назад

    Please do more of these, they are excellent, your biggest fan aged 32.

  • @OtioseFanatic
    @OtioseFanatic 10 лет назад +2

    TOGYPNHO needs to come back... Please, if you find time please re-visit this show!

  • @TwesomE
    @TwesomE 10 лет назад +3

    Thats why i never nightwalk on my own,because theres the danger that some evil zombie monsters from another galaxy chase me.And the problem is that i dont own a bow like the dude on the game.Cool review man hopefully we will see more of those.

    • @Mahaveez
      @Mahaveez 10 лет назад +3

      However, you still have the ability to alternate between "nightwalk" mode and "nightrunforyourlife" mode at will.

    • @TwesomE
      @TwesomE 10 лет назад

      Mahaveez
      Though i am not understanding what you are saying if you caught up with me i was make some sort of a joke.Some times i wonder if i must go out and buy a bow and some arrows for the real monsters that are out there.

  • @Sneagator
    @Sneagator 10 лет назад

    Loved this series! Good to see this ep finally on the tube.

  • @balthron
    @balthron 10 лет назад

    I really like this new bit about takes me back to childhood in the 8/16 bit personal computer era and the crap i used to play on those systems.

  • @zedstrong1339
    @zedstrong1339 10 лет назад +2

    I like it because of the entertainment the video gives!

  • @XenosInfinity
    @XenosInfinity 4 года назад +2

    Right now we actually can't go for a walk most of the time, and this game isn't even close to a valid substitute.

  • @JustinJTime
    @JustinJTime 10 лет назад +12

    This reminds me of an Action 52 game, but SLIGHTLY better.

  • @15-Peter-20
    @15-Peter-20 3 года назад +1

    I wish this feature could of worked... these are my favourite videos

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад

      I appreciate his off-the-cuff stuff, but yeah, his scripted segments like this are pretty wow!

  • @Alibm80
    @Alibm80 4 года назад +1

    First time I've seen this intro! Awesome!

  • @WalcomS7
    @WalcomS7 10 лет назад

    Never uploaded to YT? I've seen this before though...Weird. I wonder where I saw it? Did your website use a different video player?

  • @garcon45
    @garcon45 10 лет назад +10

    i'm pretty sure you didn't upload a few of these.

  • @TheVideoGameCzar
    @TheVideoGameCzar 10 лет назад

    Please do more of these man. I really enjoy them.
    More stuff us in the US never heard - the better.

  • @actuallypauseless
    @actuallypauseless 9 лет назад +23

    PSSST, lets rename games in Alternative software style
    Il start: Daytime Plumber Brick Jump

  • @TechyBen
    @TechyBen 10 лет назад +6

    No. No. That never happened. (Performs usual checks for reality. Yep, it's there. Checks sanity... questioning...) Wait, did I just see Popeye wrestle an Alien? This. This is why we can't have nice things.

    • @Elkyrie2
      @Elkyrie2 10 лет назад +6

      It's Popeye's birthday, he can do what he wants to.

  • @Jingleboy14
    @Jingleboy14 10 лет назад

    Checked their website. "28 years of excellence."
    They're on to you, Ashen.

  • @ΑναστασιοςΣαρογλου

    Thats why kids never walk alone at night because evil zombies from another galaxies might atack you,and probably will need your trusty bow to defend your selfs.Awesome ashens my boy i would love to see that in some other episodes as well.

  • @megamuffgaming1643
    @megamuffgaming1643 6 лет назад +1

    Thank you RUclips suggestions you've done me right for once I forgot about that hidden gem!!!!!

  • @lunseisleidee
    @lunseisleidee 5 лет назад +2

    Just wanted to say that I've discovered your RUclips channel, and specifically your series about the crappiest old videogames. (You must thank Super Adventures In Gaming for this!) I'm a big fan! I hope you'll review more old games. Your voice is pleasantly soothing.

  • @sporkafife
    @sporkafife 10 лет назад

    Oh my god... how creepy is this... when I was bored this morning I just flicked through a bunch of random old Ashens videos and saw the promo for this and watched it... then later on it gets uploaded to RUclips! I saw it show up and thought that RUclips somehow recommended an old video to me, and then I remembered it wasn't on RUclips!!

  • @OdaSwifteye
    @OdaSwifteye 10 лет назад

    I can't believe you never uploaded this to RUclips either. I've been waitin' forever to see this on not blip.

  • @mjc0961
    @mjc0961 10 лет назад

    Early Evening Hiding Behind Walls is one of my favorite games from the Xbox 360.

  • @samvimes9510
    @samvimes9510 10 лет назад

    That sound effect for the bees...oh god my ears.

  • @legorulez49
    @legorulez49 10 лет назад +3

    This reminds me of an Action 52 game.

  • @nicholsjoshua15
    @nicholsjoshua15 8 лет назад +23

    I was never really a fan of Early Evening Hiding Behind Walls (Gears Of War). I always preferred Underwater Little Girl Abductor (BioShock), Green Dude Shoots And Drives (Halo), and Sneaky Old Man Badass (Splinter Cell).

    • @goodmachines7743
      @goodmachines7743 8 лет назад +2

      I've never been a fan of the From The Protagonist's Perspective Pulling Triggers-genre. I'm more into games like Italian Plumber Brothers and Princess Story.

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 8 лет назад

      GoodMachines You know what's another great game? Cowboy Badass Shots And Rides (Red Dead Redemption).

    • @goodmachines7743
      @goodmachines7743 8 лет назад +1

      Joshua Oh yeah! Made by the same people who made Stealing Car And Committing Crime Simulator, Golden Age Hollywood Detective Drama, and Angry And Troubled Man Shooting People.

    • @CrustyMcGusty
      @CrustyMcGusty 8 лет назад +1

      Old Man Lone Wanderer Who Kills Monsters For Hire is my absolute favourite.

    • @cmc3223
      @cmc3223 8 лет назад +1

      Sneaky Old Badass (MGS4)?

  • @Blue.Diesel
    @Blue.Diesel 10 лет назад

    I've been waiting so long for something like this again

  • @Assimandeli
    @Assimandeli 8 лет назад +1

    I was genuinely hoping this game would be nothing more than a "night walk simulator"

  • @Afrieal
    @Afrieal 10 лет назад

    oh my god I choked on my tea... seriously almost came out my nose I was laughing so hard. thank you for the blast from the past.....

  • @DjVortex-w
    @DjVortex-w 10 лет назад +9

    These 8th-generation console games aren't all that much to write home about, are they... One would think that with all the modern hardware they could have put a bit more effort into this.

    • @JohnOmniviz
      @JohnOmniviz 10 лет назад +2

      But then they would need to spend more time thinking and less time charging for DLC and micro transactions!

    • @DjVortex-w
      @DjVortex-w 10 лет назад

      *****
      You make a good point. The fact that this game has no in-app purchases or DLC that offer you completely useless stuff (like skins or props) for your hard-earned money is a positive thing.

    • @JoeAC5000
      @JoeAC5000 10 лет назад +2

      and what dose this have to do with a video about a game made in the 1980"s?

    • @DjVortex-w
      @DjVortex-w 10 лет назад

      Joe Soldano
      It's something called "humor". You might have heard of it.

    • @JoeAC5000
      @JoeAC5000 10 лет назад

      I did't get the joke, and that I do, I really don't think its that funny.

  • @Zyzzywyz
    @Zyzzywyz 10 лет назад

    In my opinion, the intro used in this video is the most awesome on all.

  • @beautyforashes2022
    @beautyforashes2022 3 года назад +3

    2:00 I think they look like floating potatoes. 😊👍

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Год назад +2

      👍🥔👍 Agree to agree!
      Funny how his headband stops at his ears lol

  • @kiekert2007
    @kiekert2007 10 лет назад +2

    You needed an athletic imagination back in the day.