I like how this implies that heroism and villainy are both more like occupations. Like, you go to the city hall or something and you’re just like “Hey so I’d like to become a supervillain. Are there any openings? … Yeah I can wait. … Nice. Thanks so much. I’ll get started right away.”
People say I'm delusional, look like a psychopath, being pathetic and occasionally being mad about me telling them to kill themselves. They also mentioned I write as if my villain arc begins. ._.
2 things, well 3 rather 1. This script I commission was inspired by r/writingprompts post I saw on Reddit. 2. 4:58 - 5:33 is a nod/reference to my first completed script series I posted on Reddit title "Supervillain takes you in". 3. I will forever enjoy reading these comments. It always makes my day. ~Brandon P. (Exotailx3)
You're writing the good stuff Brandon. These audios you've commissioned aren't doing much for getting me to go to sleep, but they do crack me up quite a bit!
Is this audio a reference to the super villain that ends up doing heroic things when he intends to do evil things. Even the thing where she says she discovered her powers by being pushed off of a building by the villain. Pretty sure it was a Tumblr post.
you know I always stand near wetspots waiting for people to slip so I can laugh at them yet they never slip and that seems to be only when I'm around so something is up here
"I just can't wrap my head around it! Even those scientists I hired can't seem to get S.I.R.E.N up and running. What kind of supervillain planning world domination doesn't have a working doomsday device?! Ugh...this is infuriating."
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- Taking over the tri-state-what-now?
- It's a villain inside joke. Despicable that you don't understand it
Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated🎶
@@kaiser_Haux you hit me in the childhood
@@kaiser_Hauxwhere being evil is not debated
This is _the_ most soft I've heard you speak in a while.
"Taking over the tri-state-what-now?" I just took a sip of my drink, and I almost wore it.
Villain: *Shoots Commander Fistfight*
Commander Fistfight: You fixed my shoulder
Villain: GOD DAMNI-
Just what I was thinking XD
I like how this implies that heroism and villainy are both more like occupations. Like, you go to the city hall or something and you’re just like “Hey so I’d like to become a supervillain. Are there any openings? … Yeah I can wait. … Nice. Thanks so much. I’ll get started right away.”
Reminds me of Worm, actually.
Almost expected the Despicable Me minion gibberish for 10 minutes, and I think I’ve got an idea for a commission.
don't
@@FakeASMR no
Banana
Plz no
@Donozane YOU, YOU are a true villain
An "evil" villain like me needs some comfort now and then.
Thank you.
Evil? How evil?
@@thatkiwiguy.738 Hmmm~
Some may say I am psychotic.
Ahahaha
@@TrueLadyEvilChan I see, so you and I are quite alike.
People say I'm delusional, look like a psychopath, being pathetic and occasionally being mad about me telling them to kill themselves. They also mentioned I write as if my villain arc begins. ._.
2 things, well 3 rather
1. This script I commission was inspired by r/writingprompts post I saw on Reddit.
2. 4:58 - 5:33 is a nod/reference to my first completed script series I posted on Reddit title "Supervillain takes you in".
3. I will forever enjoy reading these comments. It always makes my day. ~Brandon P. (Exotailx3)
You're writing the good stuff Brandon. These audios you've commissioned aren't doing much for getting me to go to sleep, but they do crack me up quite a bit!
Haha! I knew I recognized the reference. Good job!
This villain needs a villainous jingle. And a dark tower. And a villainous cackle.
Tri-state area? Doofenschmirtz?
Evil incorporated!🎶
I can always count on Fake to make me feel better about being evil
“I slept 8 hours”
Me a night shift worker: What the fuck is sleep?
I haven't even listened but all I can see in my head is the scene from mega mind where he says "My MinYon!" very tearfully
POV: You're Megamind
Our minion even kind of acts like Minion
I recognized the "super villain takes you in" reference and I like it
;)
0:06
“ boss you killed a child “
“ good work this is why your the chief “
This guy is just when a villain has plot armor
Cant believe fake turned us into a unsuccessful villian
how dare you flex your sleeping hours like that
Everyone else: This reminds me of Gru.
Me: This reminds me of that Prozd skit where the villain ends up helping
Man, Fake is pumping these out everytime I open RUclips. Maybe 2022 will be a good year.
jinxed it
BEHOLD!
The Kuudereinator!
It will turn every woman in a 1000 km radius into Kuuderes and then I can take over the entire Tri-state area!
I don't know how you do it Fake. But your content always makes me feel uplifted. Thank you.
wait the nerdy hero that got kidnapped by a villian
i remember listening to that asmr
Now WHY Do I Get The Feeling That This "EVIL" Villain Has A Crush On His Minion, But He's Too Shy To Tell Her.
Now we need a sequel
@@Hoodie9129 agreed
7:58 aha! The reference! Ah, I love it.
I was getting comfy in the voice, and then the Doofy joke caught me completely off guard
The maid outfit bit got me rollin
Man this reminds me of a bit somewhere of a villan who accidentally helps because he's so ineffective as a villan.
Been playing evil genius 2 recently and if more minions acted like this I wouldn’t have to shoot them to motivate the other workers!
Yeah, but it's also pretty funny to watch them coward.
9:20 “why yes! Like infiltrating the local Diner and changing all the prices to 9,99!! HAHAHAHA!! YES!
I’M SO EVIL!! AHAHAHAHAAAA!!” 😆😆
Gee. That's so Profersor Chaos right there.
Cucumber Approved
Idk how these don't get more likes
Is this audio a reference to the super villain that ends up doing heroic things when he intends to do evil things. Even the thing where she says she discovered her powers by being pushed off of a building by the villain. Pretty sure it was a Tumblr post.
Even evil megalomaniacs need a halping hand sometimes.
you know I always stand near wetspots waiting for people to slip so I can laugh at them yet they never slip and that seems to be only when I'm around so something is up here
"I just can't wrap my head around it! Even those scientists I hired can't seem to get S.I.R.E.N up and running. What kind of supervillain planning world domination doesn't have a working doomsday device?! Ugh...this is infuriating."
voice of a goddess
why are you farming the fishman soldier
@@alex-qd4oz that profile pic is from like 10 yrs ago so i have no idea
this is just as good as your evil gf comforts you
wait take over the tri-state what
The true villian is the alcohol and narcotics spiral I'm about to go into.
*sobs* why are all my plans complete failures.
Remember what I taught you minion don't take shit from other supers!
I thought we we Dr. Doofensmerts XD
Just because he's a bad guy does not mean he's a bad guy.
We're the guy from the ProZD sketch
Can we get a part 2
Pro zd villain from that one skit
Thats where the bit was from.
I thought the same thing but couldn't remember where i specifically saw it.
This is what the minions should've been
Comfort asmr 🥰
Jokes on you I can't sleep for two days and nights
Pov: You're Diovolo talking to Doppio
Legit sounds like the book called A Series of Fortunate Events lol
Aaaaawwwww so sweet I’m a terrible villain tho hahaha
9:56 I am.
Question can I hire her? I'm an aspiring villain and I need good minions
**insert funny relevant joke**
Can't wait for my evil girlfriend 2 or supervillain girlfriend 2
Hopefully she also got some fresh Wisconsin Creamery Cheese from the grocery store.
Yes, such “cruelty”
Before the hour gang 👇
Nice
POV your mega mind
Hold on did you just reference what I think you referenced
*GLUE*😈
😊💙
POV: You’re BlackHat.
Hello there
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