Rank 1 - Catalina - psychotic/psychopathic. Rank 2 - Denise Robinson - Loves to shoot people as a dating activity. Rank 3 - Michelle Cannes - Loves to drive fast and recklessly Rank 4 - Katie Zhan - Strange fascination with death, car accidents and amputation. Rank 5 - Helena Wankstein - Gun Enthusiast - Nothing crazy or wrong with that - cation is advised. Rank 6 - Barbara Schternvart - Police Officer - Possibly a control freak - stay on her good side. Rank 7 - Millie Perkins - BDSM Enjoyer - Not Kink Shaming - overall tame.
Denise is the only girlfriend of CJ in game that has no specific requirements like if CJ is buffed, fatty or skinny or CJ has high or low sex appeal, Denise has no problem with that even impressing Denise is soo easy we can date her in dine, Fast Food, club etc, she impressed really fast❤❤❤❤
@@TheJizzy YES DENISE VERY SEXY GANGSA GIRL. I LIKE BLACK GIRLS IN GTA SAN ANDREAC BUT + BEACH LADY WHO HAS RED HAIR AND DARK GLASSES SHE IS SO SEXY ALSO WHO SAYS MAN DON BOTHER, STOP ME, MAN DON ,T AND SHE IS NOT FIGHTS
For me Katie is my fav gf coz she gets you out of hospital for free with ur weapons, that's the most useful advantage i feel plus she is the prettiest among all gfs. Then comes Michelle with her car driving dates
I actually like how Michelle is also a cool girlfriend. The fact that CJ can meet her at the driving school in San Fierro, definitely makes the game a bit easier in the following way. And while this is as long as you spend time in the San Fierro area just past the fire station in Doherty, I truly think the best part about how Michelle can help is that as the mechanic she shows herself to be, you can just drive into her garage when you need to get her your car fixed, and she’ll do that free of charge.
Oh yeah, Katie may sound a bit of necrophilia, But Catalina oh boy, She's wild, psycho, violent, manipulative, Dishonest and cheated on Carl for Claude (Even though it was all sake for the GTA 3 purpose storyline.)
@XY_BERSERK I don't know. I only do Taichi stance. I can say this, Bruce Lee used it and it's something I used subconsciously because the foot movements were familiar when trying to keep my balance and when playing sports like football 🏈, basketball 🏀, and possibly boxing 🥊. It also works in the muscles you barely to never work on and is a way to basically get free chiropractic work on you in a way.
Denise is the best. Fits the Carl's lore, as she is gangster as well. Her special ability to shoot Ballas gangsters should be mentioned :) She likes Carl whatever he looks like, likes fast food, and calls him most - as we can't call ourselves, I find it nice. I know race should not matter but that I would consider as a plus. She (probably) doesn't have weird kinks like Katie or Millie. I like her :) I would say, if other girls would know about Carl's acts and backstory, they would be terrified. Denise knows Johnson family and Grove Street Families, so it would not bother her that much and would love CJ anyway.
This line shoot the ballas got me 😂😂😂😂. Denise hates everything that goes against CJ including the cops. She's actually the best fit for CJ guess that's why she's his 1st love after all... 😂😂 She shoots at every other gang members as long as you not on green.. 😂😂
I agree 100 percent with this comment. I have always viewed Denise as CJ’s main girl and first love. She is the one he would marry and settle down with if that were possible in this game. She is loyal and holds him down. I also love their story and how they met. He saved her from dying in that burning house. She is forever loyal to him for that. They are my favorite couple. No matter what he will always go back to Denise. ❤
For me, Katie is the most crazy GF 😅 if i remember what Katie's said "did you hear the bone crack, CJ?", "Do it again for me, Carl" when you crash the NPCs and make the relationship go up/increase a little bit
Somethings about Barbara. She said that she usual likes to date young guys, and she also mentioned that she was once married to a real basterd. Also i thing the most craziest girlfriend has to be Catalina.
Michelle will always be my fav - LIkes me fat, likes cars, doesnt mind driving me around sometimes, likes beer dates, and also less % needed for the Coffee 2nd - Katie for the Free hospital and keeping weapons 3rd - Denise 4th - Mille 5th - Helena 6th - Barbara
@@georgeoldsterd8994 true, but anyways i dont get Busted often, wasted - yes, but not busted.. Plus her attitude and the way she talks during the dates is something i don't look forward to.. Furthermore if she ever calls for a breakup - during the phonecall you can clearly conclude that CJ doesn't like her either and was glad that this breakup happened
Denise is the girlfriend for CJ but they made other girlfriends for players to choose. I like Denise and Michelle the most and worst for me is Helena she is annoying for me. Good video 😊
Also for the "let me drive" dates with Michelle on Ipad, You must have a motorcycle with you and get a car in the hotel parking garage otherwise the game will either glitch or she will steal your car and leave. The balcony of Michelle's house also is a safe place to protect yourself if you got a 4-6 star wanted level. For the dance dates with Barbara, you must get a fast vehicle or helicopter otherwise the date will be a fail. Unfortunately for me I messed this up twice with a slow helicopter and did a rage quit by jumping out. It's funny but tough.
Michelle is actually one of the coolest of his girlfriends. One thing that isn't mentioned in this video is that on some dates, she will take CJ for a drive, which is always fun!
The girlfriends that seems to work in long term I'd say is either Michelle or Katie maybe both... let me explain Michelle is such an adventurous gal, likes cars as even a mechanic too, soothing voice and cool girlfriend to hang out, maybe its just I feel that her personality kinda fits and compatible to CJ especially after the main storyline missions. I mean like when CJ is now a major businessman who owns mutiple businesses in San Fiero one of them happens to be a car dealership, why not make your girlfriend, as one of your closest business partner/associate at Wang Cars he owns at Doherty. Maybe it is also compatible in my headcanon that when Cesar met her they may be a good and getting along siblings-in-law who likes to talk cars, as Cesar and his gangs to the lowriding car community as Michelle is overall a general car lover. According to wiki as well is that amongst of all GFs CJ had small talk with it seems that CJ responds to Michelle more positively enthusiastic and in interests as well. Now for Katie, similarly she too lives in San Fiero where CJ has owns businesses there and what I think they fit nicely is the fact Katie is (in my humble opinion) the kindest and care taking person as a Nurse herself. The chemistry between them is quite heartwarming that CJ has already connections to the Triads, so it makes sense he is able to adapt to the Chinese cultures here and there thus they may be a nice couple when CJ retries quietly after the storyline missions. Plus maybe she is a useful perks similarly to Barbara, where they retain their weapons and get free of charge when CJ is in trouble. Another headcanon is what I think is nice is if Wu Zi be the uncle/godfather when CJ and Katie bears children being that funny to see and Katie be able to be angel to their kids and all. Meanwhile if you have like small talks with Katie, she often seemingly tries to impress CJ by dissing OG Loc, while praising Madd Dogg, but its a bit odd that CJ mostly kinda dismisses it off. *List amongst the craziest/worst GFs:* The craziest we all know the current ex-GF is Catalina ofc... it speaks volume how lunatic she is even to betray Claude as we see in GTA 3... she may still do alot of calls to make CJ come back to her or maybe just her on and off jealousy still hanging. Second probably has to be Millie... she mostly sees CJ as just a partner with benefits most the time as this can be seen where you have to wear a Gimp Suit to maybe at least fast pace progress for her to like you by 10%, but she seems to be just makes CJ probably uneasy when he has a rough BDSM "Hot Coffee" with Catalina. Honestly... third I am not sure if it's gonna be Barbara or Denise... both had children and seems to be possessive. As for Denise is very desperate as she is amongst of all GF to be very needy alot... as you keep getting phonecalls or lose progress with her if you didn't date her in short certain times heck she will also call the radio station that she misses CJ. Barbara is at least a responsible cop in a small town and raising 2 children as a single mom at some point, but she does give CJ a light warning to not be like her ex-husband or how she constantly rants about her ex-husband's control freak attitude, but I just don't think her being 7 years older then CJ is okay in a long run. Honorable Mention: Also I think the most underrated or very forgotten GF... and maybe the hardest to be pleased is Helena, I could rank her like any of the rank, but I rarely take her out. She is an okay gal and lives in rural place, but very picky when going out to eat and the fact she seems to be the hardest GF to ask out as having to be skinny, low muscle and high sex appeal. Probably she's not worth to be CJ's GF in a long run.
@@dramaticvirghoe Right!! Since Kendle and Cesar manages the Garage in Doherty and Wang Cars showroom. It be decent to confirmed that inviting Michelle as the Head Mechanic and promote a sustainable business venture in San Fierro. The brother-in-law and probable wife of CJ be the best colleagues to work as they both even love doing Street Racing as similar interests. Overall Michelle will be accepted by Kendle his sister as well and CJ being genuinely seems very interested to Michelle even with her small talks.
3:17 I can tell, if anything, Helena is kind of a lawyer, but especially now that I’ve played this game more, and gotten to that point, the kind of environment she lives in, that being rural, and the way she can help you after you date her to a specific point, is by allowing CJ to have full access to the tool shed right by her house so that CJ will have some weapons to protect against enemies.
One thing not mentioned in the video: If you try to date Millie wearing gimp outfit, you get special date, which is instant hot coffee. You get only half the succesful date reward, but waste no time.
Would have been cool if you could hanged out with friends too like in the HD universe. Hang out with sweet, kendl,Cesar,big smoke, Ryder, woozie, madd dogg, Ken Rosenberg.
8:21 I wouldn't say it's useless, more like it gets obsolete eventually, cause you don't get to keep your weapons from the start in newers versions, but ony after a bit more of 50% of the game. also if I'm not wrong it's more of a bug, cause if you date katie after, and then she leaves yu, you lose the ability to keep weapons.
You know, I'm kinda hoping GTA 6 will have those kinds of features when you interact with people wether it's the main characters or your own OC Online, Especially since now we can have body preportions on how you want your character from skinny to slim, buff, chubby and fat. After all before GTA 4, GTA San Andreas was like the only game that took the game franchise to a new level with how you roam the environments, Not to mention when you can have a 2nd Player to play with wether it's one of your girlfriends or one of those different NPCs when you finds the two stickman logos to some specific areas.
Congratulations for the 600k, bro 🎉 As a Spanish 🇪🇦 I didn't understood the dialogues back when I was a teenager, that's a big part of the game also for girlfriends. My favorites are: Katie, Michelle and Denise. Barbara and Millie are ok, but about Helena the only thing that I like is the Bandito, which is one of my favorites cars in the game.😅
Denise's bonus suit isn't a Gimp Outfit, it's a Pimp Outfit. Gimp suit is given to CJ during a mission with Millie in Las Venturas and would be available after that.
My favorite is Michelle, she sounds lovely and she's a car lover, like me! And she's normal compared to other girlfriends (looking at you, Katie and Millie). Denise fits CJ more, but for the real me, it's my girl Michelle.
hot take but best girl is helena. mostly because you get all of the pros immediately, her vehicle the bandito is probably the best out of all the girlfriend's vehicles, and since it has no doors, you can use immediately, andd there's also a sadler nearby so you technically have access to 2 vehicles, and you get for free 4 very good weapons, you got the best melee weapon with the chainsaw, a flamethrower which is also good while quite rare, arguablly the best launchable weapon with the molotovs and a pistol which is still a decent weapon overall. her downside is that she is the most picky, although most would likely still be slim in the countryside, so technically you only need sex appeal, the dates are annoying, but you only need to do one every once in a while just to keep her happy enough not to leave you and that's it, the only thing you might want for 100% are the outfit, and that's the only reward where you need to date her, while other girlfriends just have 1 reward or even none at the start, and the rest of the rewards have to be unlocked by dating them, and often it's just a car and outfit, making helena proobably one of the most useful girlfriends. the other girlfriends are just fine I guess, Denise only has the advantage of being the easiest to please, so it's a quick 100%, millie is kinda easy too but you only need her for a mission, you do get the outfit from the start but you still need 50% for a very lame car, Katie is very useful for keeping your weapons but is also very annoying to date and you gotta date her enough if you stay in san fierro, and the car and outfit are lame too, michelle needs you to have the worst body type which is ok I guess, you get to respray your car for free, but the game already respray your car for free quite often, and when it doesn't it's just a 100$, only her monster truck is cool, Barbara wants you fat aswell but at least you get to keep your weapons from the police, and the outfit you get at 100% is probably the best, getting the police uniform, and then there's Catalina,, which is the worst girlfriennd ever, you only get to have a savepoint, an often pinkish buffalo, a good car but in one of the worst places to drive put from, and a shovel, and that sucks. the second to worst girlfriend is cesar, you get to have some of the best missions with him, you create your own carshop with him in san fierro and tune some of the coolest vehicle in the game, he also gives you a pistol with silencer, but he's a man, so yoou already take the ffirst half of the word girlfriend with him, so he is just friend.
I have always viewed Denise as CJ’s main girl and first love. She is the one he would marry and settle down with if that were possible in this game. She is loyal and holds him down. I also love their story and how they met. He saved her from dying in that burning house. She is forever loyal to him for that. They are my favorite couple. No matter what he will always go back to Denise. ❤
BTW, you displayed the Gimp suit, not the Pimp suit. The gimp suit is given in the mission Key to her Heart for Millie. Also, Denise has a special date: she loves doing drive-bys in enemy areas.
Always date Katie, getting weapons back after being killed is very useful. It's easy to play the game without getting busted. A little less easy to not get wasted from time to time.
She is kinda weird, right? On the one hand, she's supposed to be a GSF girl, which is great, but on the other, she hangs out with Vagos and doesn't even wear GSF colours (what's worse, he tshirt is purple!!). What kind of a homie is she?!?
The other 5 CJ GF offers CJ some Coffee and for Millie she ask CJ for some Juice. Whatt??... Looks like CJ wanna live healthy and nice beverages right now😂😂
What new versions of San Andreas lets you keep weapons? Ive died in Definitive and my weapons got taken away, unless you mean if dying in Missions cuz of the checkpoint.
you get a pimp suit from Denise not the gimp suit you get it during the story mission where you have to meet Millie also if you wear it to pick her up for a date you just go in for the "hot coffee" no need to go on a date it will just take you longer to reach the progression you need to get her keycard and that's not Barbara's house it's her place of work so the fact that you have your "hot coffee" with her there means she isn't that law abiding lol helpful tip: wait until you have the third island unlocked before dating the 4 non storyline girlfriends that way you can collect all of the oysters and not have to worry about the requirements needed to start dating them
Helena is annoying to date since she lives so far away from anything I always kill Millie to speed along getting the keycard I like Denise but by the end of the game I'm never usually in that part of the map anymore, and CJ has prettymuch left the Grove for a better life in the nicer parts of the map. I would say the best, and craziest girlfriend is Katie. She even gets turned on when you crash into things
I can't say which one was the craziest for now, but dang The good old days i think I have to buy it again and do my best make time to play been playing more on Mobile n busy with work etc 😅
My favorite is Michelle, especially when she'll drive my car around. I mean for Millie you do get 3 things from her. The Gimp suit to which you get for dating her, her Key card where you complete 40%(you can also kill her for this, but I think she doesn't come back), and you get the calligas outfit just before the mission as you'll be in her place... I mean Jerry(dude had a cold).
The only access I currently have to GTA SA is the "Definitive" Edition. Are all of the girls still in that version of the game? I've only seen the 3 story girls.
Denise = Best GTA SA girl.
But both Barbara and Michelle are hot as.😍🤤😘
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@@Orochi97Jr Helena ??
@@panda...vloggerShe's the hardest to date.
CJ's most craziest girlfriend is not in this video.
-Comes Catalina
Yes but we can't date with her :D
Agreed. By far and away....lol.
She's not his girlfriend. She's his ex-girlfriend.
@@An_ony_mous”sorry babe, I’m an ambitious girl “
@@TheHamster24 lol
Rank 1 - Catalina - psychotic/psychopathic.
Rank 2 - Denise Robinson - Loves to shoot people as a dating activity.
Rank 3 - Michelle Cannes - Loves to drive fast and recklessly
Rank 4 - Katie Zhan - Strange fascination with death, car accidents and amputation.
Rank 5 - Helena Wankstein - Gun Enthusiast - Nothing crazy or wrong with that - cation is advised.
Rank 6 - Barbara Schternvart - Police Officer - Possibly a control freak - stay on her good side.
Rank 7 - Millie Perkins - BDSM Enjoyer - Not Kink Shaming - overall tame.
Don't let GTA SA die ever. It's a legend
"Remember kid, hero's get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you'll never go wrong." Babe Ruth, The Sandlot
Denise is the only girlfriend of CJ in game that has no specific requirements like if CJ is buffed, fatty or skinny or CJ has high or low sex appeal, Denise has no problem with that even impressing Denise is soo easy we can date her in dine, Fast Food, club etc, she impressed really fast❤❤❤❤
Hmmm that's right 🤔😊♥️
I don’t think Millie had a requirement either, since she was part of the story missions.
@@TheJizzy YES DENISE VERY SEXY GANGSA GIRL. I LIKE BLACK GIRLS IN GTA SAN ANDREAC BUT + BEACH LADY WHO HAS RED HAIR AND DARK GLASSES SHE IS SO SEXY ALSO WHO SAYS MAN DON BOTHER, STOP ME, MAN DON ,T AND SHE IS NOT FIGHTS
@@UrbanJournal yes but what if CJ has low sex appeal
Really?I took her into a fancy restaurant in front of the beach area and its annoying her😂
For me Katie is my fav gf coz she gets you out of hospital for free with ur weapons, that's the most useful advantage i feel plus she is the prettiest among all gfs. Then comes Michelle with her car driving dates
San Fierro girrls 4 life ❤
I actually like how Michelle is also a cool girlfriend. The fact that CJ can meet her at the driving school in San Fierro, definitely makes the game a bit easier in the following way. And while this is as long as you spend time in the San Fierro area just past the fire station in Doherty, I truly think the best part about how Michelle can help is that as the mechanic she shows herself to be, you can just drive into her garage when you need to get her your car fixed, and she’ll do that free of charge.
Thats why I liked her too. Free deaths are always useful
Katie and barbara are the most useful gfs out of all of them in gta sa
no one could be more crazier than the OG *CATALINA*
Oh yeah, Katie may sound a bit of necrophilia, But Catalina oh boy, She's wild, psycho, violent, manipulative, Dishonest and cheated on Carl for Claude (Even though it was all sake for the GTA 3 purpose storyline.)
Your caption for Helena “The coffee must be really good…”😂😂😂😂
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*Cha cha real smooth, pal*
Katie Zhan is not doing karate. She's doing taichi. Yes, it's a major difference.
Oh okay, thanks!
@@TheJizzy
You're welcome. I only knew because I just started doing taichi.
@@younglove3362 I got a question, do tai chi work in a fight?
@XY_BERSERK
I don't know. I only do Taichi stance. I can say this, Bruce Lee used it and it's something I used subconsciously because the foot movements were familiar when trying to keep my balance and when playing sports like football 🏈, basketball 🏀, and possibly boxing 🥊. It also works in the muscles you barely to never work on and is a way to basically get free chiropractic work on you in a way.
Denise is the best. Fits the Carl's lore, as she is gangster as well. Her special ability to shoot Ballas gangsters should be mentioned :) She likes Carl whatever he looks like, likes fast food, and calls him most - as we can't call ourselves, I find it nice. I know race should not matter but that I would consider as a plus. She (probably) doesn't have weird kinks like Katie or Millie. I like her :) I would say, if other girls would know about Carl's acts and backstory, they would be terrified. Denise knows Johnson family and Grove Street Families, so it would not bother her that much and would love CJ anyway.
yoo i killed her now i feel sorry for that
This line shoot the ballas got me 😂😂😂😂.
Denise hates everything that goes against CJ including the cops. She's actually the best fit for CJ guess that's why she's his 1st love after all... 😂😂
She shoots at every other gang members as long as you not on green.. 😂😂
I mean, Barbara is Black too, but she's a cop so I guess it wouldn't really work out with CJ
@@ezeanicasmirDrive bys with Denise are fucking cool for sure, but she sucks at aiming... which in itself is an accurate detail lol.
I agree 100 percent with this comment. I have always viewed Denise as CJ’s main girl and first love. She is the one he would marry and settle down with if that were possible in this game. She is loyal and holds him down. I also love their story and how they met. He saved her from dying in that burning house. She is forever loyal to him for that. They are my favorite couple. No matter what he will always go back to Denise. ❤
I think Denise gives you Pimp Suit at 100%, not a Gimp Suit. That suit you get after mission "Key to her heart", given by Woozie later in the game 😃
*coughs* Millie.
Gimp and croupier outfits are related to Millie, you are right.
Millie gives you the gimp suit, not Woozie or more like you just obtain it yourself, and you keep it upon mission completion.
Wearing a pimp suit and doing pimping missions is next level. I used to do that.
@@An_ony_mous True, true.
For me, Katie is the most crazy GF 😅 if i remember what Katie's said "did you hear the bone crack, CJ?", "Do it again for me, Carl" when you crash the NPCs and make the relationship go up/increase a little bit
She also mentions something about necrophilia (i think she says is too far for her but still why tf even mention that 🤮) 🫢😭 she creeps me tf out
Somethings about Barbara. She said that she usual likes to date young guys, and she also mentioned that she was once married to a real basterd.
Also i thing the most craziest girlfriend has to be Catalina.
No, she says the exact opposite: that she usually **doesn't** date younger guys like CJ
Denise with three kids 😂😂😂
One of those kids must be Franklin for sure 🤣🤣
Three kids from 200 fathers 😂
@@pahankekiriwaragoda7815 yeah 🤣
Unrelated , but I def saw Denise in the “Chasing Big Poppa” mission
@@pahankekiriwaragoda7815that’s his aunt
Michelle will always be my fav - LIkes me fat, likes cars, doesnt mind driving me around sometimes, likes beer dates, and also less % needed for the Coffee
2nd - Katie for the Free hospital and keeping weapons
3rd - Denise
4th - Mille
5th - Helena
6th - Barbara
Oh nice!
And Michelle's voice and her accent is so smooth
Why is Barbara the last? She's your "get out of jail free" card!
@@georgeoldsterd8994 true, but anyways i dont get Busted often, wasted - yes, but not busted..
Plus her attitude and the way she talks during the dates is something i don't look forward to..
Furthermore if she ever calls for a breakup - during the phonecall you can clearly conclude that CJ doesn't like her either and was glad that this breakup happened
Barbara > Denise
Denise is the girlfriend for CJ but they made other girlfriends for players to choose. I like Denise and Michelle the most and worst for me is Helena she is annoying for me. Good video 😊
Also for the "let me drive" dates with Michelle on Ipad, You must have a motorcycle with you and get a car in the hotel parking garage otherwise the game will either glitch or she will steal your car and leave. The balcony of Michelle's house also is a safe place to protect yourself if you got a 4-6 star wanted level. For the dance dates with Barbara, you must get a fast vehicle or helicopter otherwise the date will be a fail. Unfortunately for me I messed this up twice with a slow helicopter and did a rage quit by jumping out. It's funny but tough.
For dancing dates with Helena & Barbara, I always use a fast bike. Haven't had a fail yet (I still play the original PS2 version).
Michelle is actually one of the coolest of his girlfriends. One thing that isn't mentioned in this video is that on some dates, she will take CJ for a drive, which is always fun!
Oh yes, I forgot to mention that! Great feature!
@@TheJizzy 🙂🙂
I never take Millie on dates, show up in the gimp suit and she invites you inside
You missed that, if you wear gimp suit, the date with Millie are... let's say "very fast" xD
Ahh yes! LOL
I could never figure out the proper rhythm to do the gimp Hot Coffee event (with the mod). :(
@@georgeoldsterd8994 How do you install and place hot coffee mode bruh?
Katie is def the best and most normal gf she’s perfect for CJ’s new lifestyle
The girlfriends that seems to work in long term I'd say is either Michelle or Katie maybe both... let me explain
Michelle is such an adventurous gal, likes cars as even a mechanic too, soothing voice and cool girlfriend to hang out, maybe its just I feel that her personality kinda fits and compatible to CJ especially after the main storyline missions. I mean like when CJ is now a major businessman who owns mutiple businesses in San Fiero one of them happens to be a car dealership, why not make your girlfriend, as one of your closest business partner/associate at Wang Cars he owns at Doherty. Maybe it is also compatible in my headcanon that when Cesar met her they may be a good and getting along siblings-in-law who likes to talk cars, as Cesar and his gangs to the lowriding car community as Michelle is overall a general car lover. According to wiki as well is that amongst of all GFs CJ had small talk with it seems that CJ responds to Michelle more positively enthusiastic and in interests as well.
Now for Katie, similarly she too lives in San Fiero where CJ has owns businesses there and what I think they fit nicely is the fact Katie is (in my humble opinion) the kindest and care taking person as a Nurse herself. The chemistry between them is quite heartwarming that CJ has already connections to the Triads, so it makes sense he is able to adapt to the Chinese cultures here and there thus they may be a nice couple when CJ retries quietly after the storyline missions. Plus maybe she is a useful perks similarly to Barbara, where they retain their weapons and get free of charge when CJ is in trouble. Another headcanon is what I think is nice is if Wu Zi be the uncle/godfather when CJ and Katie bears children being that funny to see and Katie be able to be angel to their kids and all. Meanwhile if you have like small talks with Katie, she often seemingly tries to impress CJ by dissing OG Loc, while praising Madd Dogg, but its a bit odd that CJ mostly kinda dismisses it off.
*List amongst the craziest/worst GFs:*
The craziest we all know the current ex-GF is Catalina ofc... it speaks volume how lunatic she is even to betray Claude as we see in GTA 3... she may still do alot of calls to make CJ come back to her or maybe just her on and off jealousy still hanging.
Second probably has to be Millie... she mostly sees CJ as just a partner with benefits most the time as this can be seen where you have to wear a Gimp Suit to maybe at least fast pace progress for her to like you by 10%, but she seems to be just makes CJ probably uneasy when he has a rough BDSM "Hot Coffee" with Catalina.
Honestly... third I am not sure if it's gonna be Barbara or Denise... both had children and seems to be possessive. As for Denise is very desperate as she is amongst of all GF to be very needy alot... as you keep getting phonecalls or lose progress with her if you didn't date her in short certain times heck she will also call the radio station that she misses CJ. Barbara is at least a responsible cop in a small town and raising 2 children as a single mom at some point, but she does give CJ a light warning to not be like her ex-husband or how she constantly rants about her ex-husband's control freak attitude, but I just don't think her being 7 years older then CJ is okay in a long run.
Honorable Mention: Also I think the most underrated or very forgotten GF... and maybe the hardest to be pleased is Helena, I could rank her like any of the rank, but I rarely take her out. She is an okay gal and lives in rural place, but very picky when going out to eat and the fact she seems to be the hardest GF to ask out as having to be skinny, low muscle and high sex appeal. Probably she's not worth to be CJ's GF in a long run.
Holy crap! Interesting! Good job, buddy
i agree with you as well and your head canon with Michelle and Cesar bonding over cars is actually adorable
@@TheJizzy I just love ranking them and based on my headcanon which amongst the GFs will commit to CJ in the long run. Also thanks! 🙏
@@dramaticvirghoe Right!! Since Kendle and Cesar manages the Garage in Doherty and Wang Cars showroom. It be decent to confirmed that inviting Michelle as the Head Mechanic and promote a sustainable business venture in San Fierro. The brother-in-law and probable wife of CJ be the best colleagues to work as they both even love doing Street Racing as similar interests. Overall Michelle will be accepted by Kendle his sister as well and CJ being genuinely seems very interested to Michelle even with her small talks.
I agree, brother.
Poor Barbara wavin for the camera🥲
TheJizzy taking a pic of that car😎
😂😂😂😂
3:17 I can tell, if anything, Helena is kind of a lawyer, but especially now that I’ve played this game more, and gotten to that point, the kind of environment she lives in, that being rural, and the way she can help you after you date her to a specific point, is by allowing CJ to have full access to the tool shed right by her house so that CJ will have some weapons to protect against enemies.
Which one of these six is the craziest?
Catalina: Hold my shotgun
Catalina with hotcoffee mod gone wild
You mean she has a special interacting with Hot Coffee? O_o
@@georgeoldsterd8994 maybe using mod?
One thing not mentioned in the video: If you try to date Millie wearing gimp outfit, you get special date, which is instant hot coffee.
You get only half the succesful date reward, but waste no time.
The reason why Denise is my favorite is because the 100% relationship reward. The outfit looks lit
GTA SA Background art designers: What if we put the number 69 everywhere?
LUL
Would have been cool if you could hanged out with friends too like in the HD universe. Hang out with sweet, kendl,Cesar,big smoke, Ryder, woozie, madd dogg, Ken Rosenberg.
Always wondered what Denise was doing in that house with those gang members... Looks like i know what now..
8:21 I wouldn't say it's useless, more like it gets obsolete eventually, cause you don't get to keep your weapons from the start in newers versions, but ony after a bit more of 50% of the game.
also if I'm not wrong it's more of a bug, cause if you date katie after, and then she leaves yu, you lose the ability to keep weapons.
Katie. She's the weirdest 😂😂😂
Michelle is the best bruh she gives a monster truck 🤣🔥
That's true Hahaha
The Pimp Suit is Jizzy's outfit
Barbara and Helena are the worse for me when driving because if you crash into another car she says a bunch of mean things.
You know, I'm kinda hoping GTA 6 will have those kinds of features when you interact with people wether it's the main characters or your own OC Online, Especially since now we can have body preportions on how you want your character from skinny to slim, buff, chubby and fat.
After all before GTA 4, GTA San Andreas was like the only game that took the game franchise to a new level with how you roam the environments, Not to mention when you can have a 2nd Player to play with wether it's one of your girlfriends or one of those different NPCs when you finds the two stickman logos to some specific areas.
Man, these girls sure know how to make some hot coffee 😏
Yeah 💀
Congratulations for the 600k, bro 🎉
As a Spanish 🇪🇦 I didn't understood the dialogues back when I was a teenager, that's a big part of the game also for girlfriends.
My favorites are: Katie, Michelle and Denise. Barbara and Millie are ok, but about Helena the only thing that I like is the Bandito, which is one of my favorites cars in the game.😅
Thank you so much bro! ♥️
Nice video man!! How can you make the game look this nice?
13:24 legends focus on cars😂🗿
nice TheJizzy awesome gta video and edit gret job and work a im waiting for new gta vidos budy
Denise's bonus suit isn't a Gimp Outfit, it's a Pimp Outfit. Gimp suit is given to CJ during a mission with Millie in Las Venturas and would be available after that.
Amazing video 😊
Help!! I unfortunately killed Helena mistaking her to be an enemy as she was shooting at me😢
You gotta collect all the oysters and then go back to the ammunation that you first found her at and then you can ask her out to date again
She shot at you? Boy you really pissed her on a date. 😂
We do same i kill helena
Catalina Vialpando is the Craziest.
i never knew that’s her last name
@@Froz-y5j She Being Cesar's Cousin, They Have the Same Last Name
My favorite is Michelle, she sounds lovely and she's a car lover, like me! And she's normal compared to other girlfriends (looking at you, Katie and Millie).
Denise fits CJ more, but for the real me, it's my girl Michelle.
1. Helena Wankstein
2. Katie Zhan
3. Millie Perkins
4. Denise Robinson
5. Barbara Schternvart
6. Michelle Cannes
Fact that denise gives u pimp suit with fedora and millie gives u gimp suit
Michelle?.. Interests in cars and the ways she dressed makes you think of Michelle Rodríguez from the Fast & Furious movies
Catalina is the craziest woman. I know, she's not one of the "girlfriends" but she's crazy anyway.
I'm still butthurt that the police uniform doesn't let you go into the normally restricted areas.
This girlfriend millie her keycard during this mission key to her heart
13.05 the music always scared me in every fact and mystery solve videos of you😊😊
Michelle is my favourite
I'm still playing San Andreas n trying to figure that out
Between Denise and MS i love when bones crunch under a car its a toss up
hot take but best girl is helena.
mostly because you get all of the pros immediately, her vehicle the bandito is probably the best out of all the girlfriend's vehicles, and since it has no doors, you can use immediately, andd there's also a sadler nearby so you technically have access to 2 vehicles, and you get for free 4 very good weapons, you got the best melee weapon with the chainsaw, a flamethrower which is also good while quite rare, arguablly the best launchable weapon with the molotovs and a pistol which is still a decent weapon overall.
her downside is that she is the most picky, although most would likely still be slim in the countryside, so technically you only need sex appeal, the dates are annoying, but you only need to do one every once in a while just to keep her happy enough not to leave you and that's it, the only thing you might want for 100% are the outfit, and that's the only reward where you need to date her, while other girlfriends just have 1 reward or even none at the start, and the rest of the rewards have to be unlocked by dating them, and often it's just a car and outfit, making helena proobably one of the most useful girlfriends.
the other girlfriends are just fine I guess, Denise only has the advantage of being the easiest to please, so it's a quick 100%, millie is kinda easy too but you only need her for a mission, you do get the outfit from the start but you still need 50% for a very lame car, Katie is very useful for keeping your weapons but is also very annoying to date and you gotta date her enough if you stay in san fierro, and the car and outfit are lame too, michelle needs you to have the worst body type which is ok I guess, you get to respray your car for free, but the game already respray your car for free quite often, and when it doesn't it's just a 100$, only her monster truck is cool, Barbara wants you fat aswell but at least you get to keep your weapons from the police, and the outfit you get at 100% is probably the best, getting the police uniform, and then there's Catalina,, which is the worst girlfriennd ever, you only get to have a savepoint, an often pinkish buffalo, a good car but in one of the worst places to drive put from, and a shovel, and that sucks.
the second to worst girlfriend is cesar, you get to have some of the best missions with him, you create your own carshop with him in san fierro and tune some of the coolest vehicle in the game, he also gives you a pistol with silencer, but he's a man, so yoou already take the ffirst half of the word girlfriend with him, so he is just friend.
That last part xD
The last part 😂
11:35 , 17:36 cool attention to details by Rockstar
I remember going to Millies house wearing the Gimp suit. I thought it was perfect for her
That must explain why the voices in my head been telling me to avoid her at all costs 😂
0:03 name song?
I have always viewed Denise as CJ’s main girl and first love. She is the one he would marry and settle down with if that were possible in this game. She is loyal and holds him down. I also love their story and how they met. He saved her from dying in that burning house. She is forever loyal to him for that. They are my favorite couple. No matter what he will always go back to Denise. ❤
BTW, you displayed the Gimp suit, not the Pimp suit. The gimp suit is given in the mission Key to her Heart for Millie.
Also, Denise has a special date: she loves doing drive-bys in enemy areas.
Millie and katie are crazy asf
Always date Katie, getting weapons back after being killed is very useful. It's easy to play the game without getting busted. A little less easy to not get wasted from time to time.
i feel like millie was a kinda late addition by how barebones she is and she has only one reward
Michelle is the coolest girl btw
I only date girls who aren't as crazy as Denise and Catalina in San Andreas
Never liked denise tbh, more of a nuisence to me
She is kinda weird, right? On the one hand, she's supposed to be a GSF girl, which is great, but on the other, she hangs out with Vagos and doesn't even wear GSF colours (what's worse, he tshirt is purple!!). What kind of a homie is she?!?
Catalina is the craziest. No contest
Denise best girl friend in gta sa 😊 / but Louise From gta vcs and his story 😔💔
The other 5 CJ GF offers CJ some Coffee and for Millie she ask CJ for some Juice. Whatt??... Looks like CJ wanna live healthy and nice beverages right now😂😂
Anybody notice Barbara lives at the Police station.
She probably just work there and the police station act like her house too
What new versions of San Andreas lets you keep weapons? Ive died in Definitive and my weapons got taken away, unless you mean if dying in Missions cuz of the checkpoint.
Always and for ever denise ❤❤
Can i get the name of the music you used in this video? Thank you btw love your videos I've been watching them since i was 14 (I'm 18 now)
you get a pimp suit from Denise not the gimp suit you get it during the story mission where you have to meet Millie also if you wear it to pick her up for a date you just go in for the "hot coffee" no need to go on a date it will just take you longer to reach the progression you need to get her keycard and that's not Barbara's house it's her place of work so the fact that you have your "hot coffee" with her there means she isn't that law abiding lol
helpful tip: wait until you have the third island unlocked before dating the 4 non storyline girlfriends that way you can collect all of the oysters and not have to worry about the requirements needed to start dating them
Denise is the most needy girlfriend in gta sa
Catalina is most craziest above all
But the new version of monile michelle has a problem of taking the car and driving away before cj even enters it😢
Helena is annoying to date since she lives so far away from anything
I always kill Millie to speed along getting the keycard
I like Denise but by the end of the game I'm never usually in that part of the map anymore, and CJ has prettymuch left the Grove for a better life in the nicer parts of the map. I would say the best, and craziest girlfriend is Katie. She even gets turned on when you crash into things
Denise gives pimp suit not gimp suit😅
I can't say which one was the craziest for now, but dang The good old days i think I have to buy it again and do my best make time to play been playing more on Mobile n busy with work etc 😅
Catalina is top craziest, no question about it. Its not even close.
11:43 the first thing to do with a monster truck is to try the glitch😂
Michelle is the best, with Katie in close second
My favorite is Michelle, especially when she'll drive my car around.
I mean for Millie you do get 3 things from her. The Gimp suit to which you get for dating her, her Key card where you complete 40%(you can also kill her for this, but I think she doesn't come back), and you get the calligas outfit just before the mission as you'll be in her place... I mean Jerry(dude had a cold).
Katie would be the perfect girlfriend for Donald Love 😂
michelle is the best, katie is the craziest
Katie is psycho. Drive over pedestrians and see how she reacts. She likes it. 😂
Random question.
Will the other GFs shoot at enemy gangs?
The only access I currently have to GTA SA is the "Definitive" Edition. Are all of the girls still in that version of the game? I've only seen the 3 story girls.
Yeah, all six girlfriends are in every version of GTA San Andreas
I just wanna know which one moans the best. If i dont find a video of it ill just find out my self.
Absolutely catalina😅😂😂
Hint: get the 50 oysters!!!
Catalina.
Yes not in the Video but nobody can touch her.
Actually, you kind of do get something from Millie, but indirectly... It's the gimp suit.
My most favourite GTA Video Games 🎮 Of all time ⏲️ Are GTA 3 😁 Also GTA Vice City 😀😎 GTA Sanandreas Also GTA4 And also GTA5
True.
fun fact ❗❗❗if you wear a Gimp suit you gi straight to coffee no date thank me later
Denise is Franklin’s aunt
Helena and Katie are my favourites