It’s laughable that pitchfork calls Anthony’s opinions irrelevant, when basically every opinion about music is irrelevant to the consumer. Makes me think they are so fucking far up their own ass.
It’s funny because whenever I look up album reviews I expect Pitchfork and fantano to have relatively the same opinion. It’s like that pointing Spider-Man meme
There's nothing bad about this review, it's 100% spot on, aside from the prancing part lol. I've been saying this for years, the issue is Fantano's comment section is an echo chamber for his public masterbation, which in turn become all out circle jerks and anyone daring to point it out gets shamed like some sort of cult lol. If it wasn't for RUclips's comment section, Fantano would never have been able to make a career out of this. It's the engine that runs this perpetual motion device of pretentious contrarianism
"He's a contrarian who hates everything popular to seem cool" That explains his massive love for the super avant-garde, unknown, underground rapper, Kendrick Lamar.
knowing it was ai generated actually gave me a little bit of faith back, i was blown away that a professional review read like a high school student's C grade english paper.
I'm not gonna lie Fantano, when I first started watching you a couple years ago, I didn't understand what you meant when you said things like "production" or "mix" or even what a "cut" was, so it was a bit inaccessible to me as someone more interested in music itself and unaware of music industry vocabulary. But I feel like you educated me a lot by using these terms and I'm really grateful for that because now I feel like I have a far richer vocabulary than ever for describing what I love about music. Thank you Anthony :)
Looking at the comments, I can't tell if everyone is in on the joke or are just that gullible. Not gonna lie, I checked their website to make sure but only because the comment section is making me feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
As a person who had spoofed Melon before, I'd like to say his lack of self awareness and deeply ingrained superiority complex are two of his most endearing qualities.
It isn't though, music reviews are supposed to be objective and not reliant on your own taste, personal politics, etc. It's supposed to just focus on what the music is going for, if it achieved its aim, its technical proficiency, Not if you personally like it or not, this way any person could read or watch and get a solid idea of whether or not THEY might like it. I can't possibly know if I'm gonna enjoy something just because Fantano does or doesn't, I need data not vocabulary salads
@@bacon4708 that's why reviewing it takes time , which is another reason Fantano really can't be taken seriously, something comes out and he's releasing a review of it the next day lol
Funny as that was, it wasn't super Pitchfork style. The two most common traits of a Pitchfork review: 1. Huge amounts of artist backstory spoonfed to the reader before any discussion of music 2. Majority of the review is taken up by some attempt at a quirky metaphor or personal anecdote
I think the fact that you are one of RUclips’s most popular RUclips critics with such a vibrant and diverse audience speaks for the fact that you’re aren’t obtuse in the slightest and that your approach works And you’re just delightful to watch no matter what your opinion is on the work, you can make a 5/10 review as exiting as a more extreme stance and I think that speaks to your talent as a figure in the reviewer landscape
Anthony has pretty much cracked the code on how to be an entertaining content creator as well as give insightful inputs on music. It’s a balancing act but in the age of internet celebrity it’s really tough to manage, so I give him his flowers for that alone
On the bright side, I think this only serves to illustrate just how shitty and formulaic Pitchfork's reviews actually are. A lot of the writers on that site kind of all speak the same. It's still scary as hell, but it's nice to see it proven that the site is so bad that an algorithm can fucking write reviews for them. 💀💀💀💀
AI just scrounges the internet for key phrases and words that have already been written by other people about the subject, and then assembles and tweaks those findings into its “own” passage. It sounds human-like because it references sentences that were already written by humans. It doesn’t actually create its own original thoughts.
@@BryceSunny One hundred percent agree, but until people find a catcher buzzword, it's a bit easier for others to refer to it that way even if it's blatantly wrong and I hate it haha
Unironically, Anthony is successful because he is a very smart man with sophisticated taste who's also good at communicating his ideas in an entertaining manner.
@@mezzb Yeah I love fantano but as a big jazz listener I wish he went more into detail on the tracks that actually are complex and technical. Also sometimes he just says some ignorant stuff. Like he’ll flame a jazz song for not having “good song structure” when jazz is literally known for not confining to the rules of traditional songwriting.
had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets' paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the night sky. Anthony Fantano was sitting upright in his chair with great posture. His voice slowly beating on the pleasant microphone, talking, eyes wide, into his microphone like he was trying to condone a timid champagne papi. His impressive collection of vinyl waited patiently on a multitude of shelves, anticipating his acknowledgment. White pearls of studio light swam over his face. A lazy Karen spills her artificial opinion on his review of Fiona Apple. The grass stained square of a green screen hangs at one end of his apartment, on the steps towards the building, a copy of In the Aeroplane over the sea. Hustlebones and Scared Hoes laid beneath. I stared entranced, soaking in Melons new review, chiseling each word into the best functioning parts of my brain which would be the only sound system for the material for months. Y’all know this is just my opinion right?
I did one using the generator fantano used in the video and it gave a 1.2 LOL My favorite quote was “Pitchfork is the music lover’s equivalent to a kale smoothie”
I think Anthony was secretly doing a social experiment to see how many people would believe this by simply reading the headline/thumbnail and how many people would quickly form an opinion solely based off that. A quick cursory search on pitchfork or even of the cited writer “cadenza rhapsody” will clearly show that this video was meant to be satirically clickbait-y and that realization can be accomplished by merely watching the first ten seconds of the video. Honestly, the shitty reviews that the AI generator spat out of Anthony made me feel a little bit better that AI will not take all of out jobs lol. To be frank though, I kind of wish that creators (h3h3 uses chatgpt all the time) would stop using AI, even in a satirical fashion, because a lot of people are and will lose jobs due to AI. This is a huge point of contention during the current writer’s strike in Hollywood as studios have been using AI in place of writers in many cases. AI usage will only put large sums of money in an even smaller group of people while leaving the rest of us poor and miserable
As soon as I saw it I thought " this has to be a shitpost" it has to be, there's no way this is real. This has to be the vegan cookie recipe all over again
You don't have to like yourself to be pretentious, in fact it's usually the people who hate themselves the most that use pretentiousness as a shield to prop up their self esteem, especially in the face of the people whose opinions they hold in high regard
mbdtf is so far away from a 10. The amount of dick riding is fucking crazy on that album. Please listen to the first 30 seconds of lost in the world there is no fucking way you think that is peak music
Does it matter? Why are people expecting other people to like the same shit they like anyways? Why people give a fuck? It's an opinion, it's how ONE person feels about it. If people don't feel the same way and don't share the same opinion, why give a fuck? Does it make their feelings and opinions change? Because if it does, there's something wrong with them, not with melon.
thanks for reacting to this melon, pitchfork has had my family hostage for over a month, and maybe with your response they’ll reconsider letting them go!
Anthony I can’t thank you enough, with you helping me find the music that I’ll look back on as the capstone of my years as a human navigating earth. Thank you.
I swear that the majority of critics at Pitchfork do exactly the same thing that they're bagging melon on. They will shit on any decent release while promoting some of the most objectively bad music I've ever heard.
Glad to hear you finally talk about the horses, although I’m a little concerned to hear that every time you don’t mention them is another day they go without being fed…
An outlet writing a slam piece on a reviewer is so tacky. They could’ve taken their own criticism and written a piece on music but they wanted some attention. Common Pitchfork L
Hi Anthony, Pitchfork CEO here. No hard feelings over the review, we can't have another reviewer giving their opinions out there because then people won't take our reviews seriously. Our Review Generator AI has been through a rough patch lately and we've added prompts to give lower scores to anyone who has ever been without hair. Expect lower scores for Death Grips, Freddie Gibbs, and Britney Spears in the future. Love, Pitchfork CEO PS - your teeth are only an 8 out of 10, they're not even that avant-garde or innovative, they're just white like most of our writing staff.
Your reviews strike a perfect balance between being accessible to non music people and being technical. Your vocabulary as well is incredible. I just wish you could add clips of the songs when you’re talking about them. God damn copyright laws!!!!
Anthony is really gonna deny that he's even slightly pretentious cuz he "doesn't like himself" like those two things can't both be true at the same time lol. I've known many self loathing people who have massive egos on particular topics
I don't get how it's so hard for people to believe anthony genuinely believes what he believes and says it. He gives his reasoning in (nearly) every vid. He's clearly.not making it up. Not liking something doesn't mean that thing has to be fake. You can just disagree. I don't trust a reviewing publication that cannot see this.
Don't let them get you down, melon. You'll always be a strong 4.2 to us.
Strong 4 to Light 5
@@Omar-oz8xu tbh strong 3 to light 4
sometimes good
4.20
4.2/5
Fantano: “Y’all know this is just my opinion, right?”
Pitchfork: >:(
It's ironic because this is pitchforks opinion too
"I know it's your opinion but your opinion is wrong"
Eminem
Bitchfork
Oh my fucking god, has no one in the comments actually watched the video?! How the fuck can you tell on yourself that badly?
It’s laughable that pitchfork calls Anthony’s opinions irrelevant, when basically every opinion about music is irrelevant to the consumer. Makes me think they are so fucking far up their own ass.
I swear Pitchfork just uses a random number generator for everything they review and then try to write something based on what the number is
facts
Ai revew
Feels like they just stole that “review” from Twitter
nah drake paid for this article
I never had this thought before, but now I don't think I can ever unthink it
Pitchfork being contrarian about anthony being contrarian is extremely believable. AI nailed it
I mean, he is a contrarian. His whole brand is based on it
It’s funny because whenever I look up album reviews I expect Pitchfork and fantano to have relatively the same opinion. It’s like that pointing Spider-Man meme
Seems like everyone in the comments is confused so here’s a PSA: THE REVIEW IS NOT REAL. IT WAS WRITTEN BY AI.
when will anthony start talking about interesting things again instead of this slop
@@YoshiDRDXit's been well over a year since this
Fantano they gave you a well thought out and good review I don't think you should just call them "bitchfork" for 11 minutes
normally this joke format is cringe but bitchfork is rlly funny
This is even better when you realize this was commented immediately as the video was uploaded 😂
I think he should tbh
W
@@evieTVvmelon fan base has the best comments every video
I wonder how much Drake had to pay Pitchfork to make this incredibly bad review about Fantano 💀
Cadê o Dossiê Pt. 3 Raluca, para de assistir Fantano
Nothing because it's A.I generated
@@andreborbaNOSSA 😂😂😂😂😂
Nah that that was a W review
There's nothing bad about this review, it's 100% spot on, aside from the prancing part lol. I've been saying this for years, the issue is Fantano's comment section is an echo chamber for his public masterbation, which in turn become all out circle jerks and anyone daring to point it out gets shamed like some sort of cult lol. If it wasn't for RUclips's comment section, Fantano would never have been able to make a career out of this. It's the engine that runs this perpetual motion device of pretentious contrarianism
Calling Melon a contrarian is like calling Nav a genius. Everybody already knows it, but it’s nice to have it reaffirmed.
This comment rubs me the wrong way :?
@@pureairbubble8841 i’ll rub you the right way 😉
I am actually dying 😂😂😂😂
his DSOTM takes come to mind lol
Based
"He's a contrarian who hates everything popular to seem cool"
That explains his massive love for the super avant-garde, unknown, underground rapper, Kendrick Lamar.
knowing it was ai generated actually gave me a little bit of faith back, i was blown away that a professional review read like a high school student's C grade english paper.
straight up, that's actually a b grade undergrad paper.
This - everyone makes out that ChatGPT is amazing at writing in the style of other people. From what I've seen it's mid at best.
Have you read other pitchfork reviews? Tbh this isn't far off from the usual "content" they write
Especially from pitchfork, they are known for writing pretentiously worded reviews
Yeah it was like a B+ essay for a Sophomore in highschool
came for the pretention, stayed for the prancing. 10/10
😂😂
😝🤣💀💀💀💀
There is a little something for everything
Starting the last paragraph of the review with "In conclusion" lets me know the journalist is a pillar of intellect.
So are you, clearly.
Did you watch the whole video before commenting? lol
@@Ellipsisistic ending your sentence with an adverb makes you look foolish, obviously
I feel attacked
Makes me wonder if ChatGPT wrote this editorial lol
Super cool of Pitchfork to send you a vegan ice cream recipe. I bet it goes great with those cookies!
No one in this comment section realizes the article is A.I generated 💀
I genuinely cannot believe how stupid these people are, humanity is done lmao
I'm not gonna lie Fantano, when I first started watching you a couple years ago, I didn't understand what you meant when you said things like "production" or "mix" or even what a "cut" was, so it was a bit inaccessible to me as someone more interested in music itself and unaware of music industry vocabulary. But I feel like you educated me a lot by using these terms and I'm really grateful for that because now I feel like I have a far richer vocabulary than ever for describing what I love about music. Thank you Anthony :)
I can't believe Fantano created the genre Music Criticism
Bro I'm that gullible, took me so long to realise that it was a fake review
Looking at the comments, I can't tell if everyone is in on the joke or are just that gullible. Not gonna lie, I checked their website to make sure but only because the comment section is making me feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
@@meowtherainbowx4163 fr
This channel is just becoming thatistheplan2
Wait no memes is this real or cap??
it does seem like smth pitchfork would do as a joke, the comments are acting like it's real
Apparently this makes you as good as There Existed An Addiction To Blood so dont take it too hard
Yeah… they really do not like Clipping for some reason lol
@@minkstar9021
Pitchfork: _Splendor & Misery_ is a 5.3/10
Also Pitchfork: _Splendor & Misery_ is the 30th greatest Industrial album of all time
@@curly-d23 so fucking based
bro there's no fucking way they gave that shit a four even if you actually hate the genre you have to respect it as like a 6 or 7
@@lonelycreamsicle569 pretty sure the highest they ever gave a Clipping album was a 6 for Visions of Bodies Being Burned.
If AI doesn't know not to end a piece of writing with "In conclusion...," we have a long time before the robots take over.
As a person who had spoofed Melon before, I'd like to say his lack of self awareness and deeply ingrained superiority complex are two of his most endearing qualities.
I like how they say that you take too much time "talking about your opinions" as if that isn't QUITE LITERALLY the point of a review.
Something tells me you think this is a real article
It isn't though, music reviews are supposed to be objective and not reliant on your own taste, personal politics, etc. It's supposed to just focus on what the music is going for, if it achieved its aim, its technical proficiency,
Not if you personally like it or not, this way any person could read or watch and get a solid idea of whether or not THEY might like it. I can't possibly know if I'm gonna enjoy something just because Fantano does or doesn't, I need data not vocabulary salads
@@maxxmarino6500 music is deadass one of the most non objective things to talk about
@@default3252 I don't watch the videos, I just pretend to and see how many likes I can get.
@@bacon4708 that's why reviewing it takes time , which is another reason Fantano really can't be taken seriously, something comes out and he's releasing a review of it the next day lol
Funny as that was, it wasn't super Pitchfork style. The two most common traits of a Pitchfork review:
1. Huge amounts of artist backstory spoonfed to the reader before any discussion of music
2. Majority of the review is taken up by some attempt at a quirky metaphor or personal anecdote
Pitchfork giving Melon a 4.1 will forever be one of the reviews of all time
I know this eats him up inside. He’s putting on a good face for the video but this will make it tough for him to sleep at night
It is defended the most of anything I’ve seen this year.
Find another joke/meme format to regurgitate, hack.
let this meme die
hello thenerdykid2001
I think the fact that you are one of RUclips’s most popular RUclips critics with such a vibrant and diverse audience speaks for the fact that you’re aren’t obtuse in the slightest and that your approach works
And you’re just delightful to watch no matter what your opinion is on the work, you can make a 5/10 review as exiting as a more extreme stance and I think that speaks to your talent as a figure in the reviewer landscape
Anthony has pretty much cracked the code on how to be an entertaining content creator as well as give insightful inputs on music. It’s a balancing act but in the age of internet celebrity it’s really tough to manage, so I give him his flowers for that alone
Ironically a lot of the criticism directed at Melon in these AI reviews are for things that apply to Pitchfork’s actual writers.
That AI review is honestly creepy as hell, wouldn’t have been able to tell a person didn’t write that had I not known up front
On the bright side, I think this only serves to illustrate just how shitty and formulaic Pitchfork's reviews actually are. A lot of the writers on that site kind of all speak the same. It's still scary as hell, but it's nice to see it proven that the site is so bad that an algorithm can fucking write reviews for them. 💀💀💀💀
AI just scrounges the internet for key phrases and words that have already been written by other people about the subject, and then assembles and tweaks those findings into its “own” passage. It sounds human-like because it references sentences that were already written by humans. It doesn’t actually create its own original thoughts.
@@BryceSunny One hundred percent agree, but until people find a catcher buzzword, it's a bit easier for others to refer to it that way even if it's blatantly wrong and I hate it haha
@@BryceSunny It's true. As soon as you realise how it actually works it seems so much less scary and cool.
Not sure why, the quality of the writing sounded like a high schooler trying to sound smart.
Anthony Fantano: 4.1
Revival by Eminem: 5.0
Ouch
M&M W
Understandable, have a nice day.
Revival is a 4.5 in my book.
Light 6 for Anthony
Seems FADER just wants revenge and is delegating the hit job
Unironically, Anthony is successful because he is a very smart man with sophisticated taste who's also good at communicating his ideas in an entertaining manner.
@@mezzb Yeah I love fantano but as a big jazz listener I wish he went more into detail on the tracks that actually are complex and technical. Also sometimes he just says some ignorant stuff. Like he’ll flame a jazz song for not having “good song structure” when jazz is literally known for not confining to the rules of traditional songwriting.
anthony fantano is one of the pioneers of the music review music genre, dude is actually so underrated and talented i listen to his work all the time
Youll always be a strong 10 in my heart Anthony
get a life and make ur own opinion bro
ANTHONY SEXTANO
Simps
HOTTHANY STUDTANO
Tenthony Heartano
had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets' paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the night sky. Anthony Fantano was sitting upright in his chair with great posture. His voice slowly beating on the pleasant microphone, talking, eyes wide, into his microphone like he was trying to condone a timid champagne papi. His impressive collection of vinyl waited patiently on a multitude of shelves, anticipating his acknowledgment. White pearls of studio light swam over his face. A lazy Karen spills her artificial opinion on his review of Fiona Apple. The grass stained square of a green screen hangs at one end of his apartment, on the steps towards the building, a copy of In the Aeroplane over the sea. Hustlebones and Scared Hoes laid beneath. I stared entranced, soaking in Melons new review, chiseling each word into the best functioning parts of my brain which would be the only sound system for the material for months.
Y’all know this is just my opinion right?
expertly written, a riveting rhetoric
Mid A
Fantano fanfic
Not the randomly swapping between present tense and past tense 😅
I would love for Pitchfork to review themselves. We all know it would be a 2.9 if they were honest
Would be a light 3 in total
Yet everyone talks about their reviews for every little thing
I did one using the generator fantano used in the video and it gave a 1.2 LOL
My favorite quote was “Pitchfork is the music lover’s equivalent to a kale smoothie”
OG Pitchfork is around a 6.7, but Pitchfork after Chris Kaskie left is a straight 3.0, it basically became the IGN of music reviews
A 2.9 is too high, they're a 0.1
I think Anthony was secretly doing a social experiment to see how many people would believe this by simply reading the headline/thumbnail and how many people would quickly form an opinion solely based off that. A quick cursory search on pitchfork or even of the cited writer “cadenza rhapsody” will clearly show that this video was meant to be satirically clickbait-y and that realization can be accomplished by merely watching the first ten seconds of the video.
Honestly, the shitty reviews that the AI generator spat out of Anthony made me feel a little bit better that AI will not take all of out jobs lol. To be frank though, I kind of wish that creators (h3h3 uses chatgpt all the time) would stop using AI, even in a satirical fashion, because a lot of people are and will lose jobs due to AI. This is a huge point of contention during the current writer’s strike in Hollywood as studios have been using AI in place of writers in many cases. AI usage will only put large sums of money in an even smaller group of people while leaving the rest of us poor and miserable
As soon as I saw it I thought " this has to be a shitpost" it has to be, there's no way this is real. This has to be the vegan cookie recipe all over again
@@peacewarrecordsyeah just stuff ai writing up on our asses 😅
The irony of a pitchfork writer calling melon pretentious is thicker than my oatmeal… that I made with concrete
Throughout this video, the immortal words of Nate Diaz kept popping up in my brain: "how u gonna snitch on urself"
“I don’t even like myself enough to be pretentious” is the most I’ve ever related to Melon.
You don't have to like yourself to be pretentious, in fact it's usually the people who hate themselves the most that use pretentiousness as a shield to prop up their self esteem, especially in the face of the people whose opinions they hold in high regard
@Maxx Marino
Sounds like something a pretentious person would say
@@loganleatherman7647 how so
@@maxxmarino6500Jesus Christ bud we get it you don't like Anthony get a fucking hobby
"Snide and self-important" is the very definition of a Pitchfork reviewer.
now you know how the fans feel when you give their favorite album a LIGHT SIX !?!!??!?!??!??
mbdtf is so far away from a 10. The amount of dick riding is fucking crazy on that album. Please listen to the first 30 seconds of lost in the world there is no fucking way you think that is peak music
I need you to cry harder, fam
Does it matter?
Why are people expecting other people to like the same shit they like anyways? Why people give a fuck?
It's an opinion, it's how ONE person feels about it. If people don't feel the same way and don't share the same opinion, why give a fuck? Does it make their feelings and opinions change?
Because if it does, there's something wrong with them, not with melon.
@@dont_take_it_personal his comment was a joke, fam
@@fernandoreyes680 no, no, he’s got a point
This is like watching two bullies dissing each other.
This is incredibly sad for you Fantano. I hope your career can survive this assault.
Really didn’t expect Pitchfork to give you a 0 and then put a video of a monkey peeing in its own mouth, but okay
I wonder how many people understand this reference? Early Pitchfork was wild.
Deep cut for that shit meme format: really swung for the fences with that one though.
Banger comment
Goddamn that Jet review was funny as hell, we'll always have to give Pitchfork that one.
Christ, I’m old
havent felt this betrayed since i found out drake didnt send you a vegan cookie recipe 😢
thanks for reacting to this melon, pitchfork has had my family hostage for over a month, and maybe with your response they’ll reconsider letting them go!
Anthony I can’t thank you enough, with you helping me find the music that I’ll look back on as the capstone of my years as a human navigating earth. Thank you.
Your shitposts are what I’m here for and the raw music reviews man
Haters will see you owning a horse track and say “yeah but he don’t have a car doe”
Apparently all it takes for AI to pull a fast one on me, is for it to be hypocritical in a human way
If my name was Ceadenza Rhapsody I’d be fucking pissed off too.
can't call yourself that and say someone ELSE is pretentious
Well to be fair, if any publication knows about being snide, self-important, and pretentious, it's Pitchfork
I swear that the majority of critics at Pitchfork do exactly the same thing that they're bagging melon on.
They will shit on any decent release while promoting some of the most objectively bad music I've ever heard.
ngl fantano is like one of two big youtubers that genuinely do get the underground meme culture and can pull out a fresh batch every now and then
Underground meme culture? You should go outside more
Can confirm i witnessed Melon acting a fool in the live chat of an adult swim stream. He threatened to hit the chat with a "Stone Cold stunter"
As someone that enjoys Kid Cudi's music, including Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven. I still respect and appreciate Melon's reviews and critiques.
Anthony From Up There 0:54
At least it was Higher than Drake's Score!
It’s good to c Nav’s new career as a journalist take off, best of luck to him in the future!
Glad to hear you finally talk about the horses, although I’m a little concerned to hear that every time you don’t mention them is another day they go without being fed…
It took me way too long to realize that this was an AI generated review
good for you giving an up and coming publication like pitchfork some airplay.
The ai is just clapping back from that one particular light 2
It's nice to see the seething rage Anthony has for the RUclips comments slip through before he collects himself.
It's time to send them an AI-generated vegan cookie recipe in response.
This is the greatest troll of all time, good job melon
An outlet writing a slam piece on a reviewer is so tacky. They could’ve taken their own criticism and written a piece on music but they wanted some attention. Common Pitchfork L
like as a child I was so dismissive of the melon reviews til I watched that shit
now the melon reviews are my favorite type of reviews
I, for one, want to hear more about the horse race track.
Hi Anthony, Pitchfork CEO here. No hard feelings over the review, we can't have another reviewer giving their opinions out there because then people won't take our reviews seriously. Our Review Generator AI has been through a rough patch lately and we've added prompts to give lower scores to anyone who has ever been without hair. Expect lower scores for Death Grips, Freddie Gibbs, and Britney Spears in the future.
Love,
Pitchfork CEO
PS - your teeth are only an 8 out of 10, they're not even that avant-garde or innovative, they're just white like most of our writing staff.
yo bro you should let pitchfork shut down , it's totally meaningless lol stop music-politicking
Stupid comment
Your reviews strike a perfect balance between being accessible to non music people and being technical. Your vocabulary as well is incredible. I just wish you could add clips of the songs when you’re talking about them. God damn copyright laws!!!!
its amazing how A.I are accurate these days
They're right
Watching grown men prance around while spouting irrelevant opinions is my favorite RUclips genre
This is clearly a love letter, right. This was written by a fan.
i wonder how his vegan cookies are doing
the picture the used of melon looks more like logic's bald cap impersonation rather than actual melon.
I can't think of a single person who cares about Pitchforks opinion on anything. In fact, all my homies ignore Pitchfork.
Melon arguing with reviews he made about himself really proves the reviews that he made about himself right
damn even the music critics are releasing diss tracks
Thats crazy, those guys did not just do that
you're right, kinda
This is written by the Swifties
Why is the ending so relatable/adorable?
I used to watch Anthony for the reviews. Now I'm just here for the memes and dorky wholesome vibes 🌝
Fantano da 🐐 no 🧢
You haven’t been shipped to Ukraine yet?
6:27 literally had me dying XD
4:20 SO FUNNY
Anthony is really gonna deny that he's even slightly pretentious cuz he "doesn't like himself" like those two things can't both be true at the same time lol. I've known many self loathing people who have massive egos on particular topics
pitchfork really missed an opportunity with the half baked thoughts comment could said his “no-bake thoughts” would have been 10x better
You should do a video divulging into the jargon you use because there are def some genres and styles and terms that have slipped me by over the years
Y'all having fun with Tears Of The Kingdom?
I finally got full cold gear so I can do the sky temple without 5000000 spicy dishes
This quest to get the spongebob sword at death mountain is so hard omg
tfw you realize its an ai generated review
Can someone send me a link of these reviews? I couldn't find them
feeling a light 4 on pitchforks review.
Actually so hurt
HAHAHAH! the most accurate ass pitchfork review of all time. they nailed it🏆
I don't get how it's so hard for people to believe anthony genuinely believes what he believes and says it. He gives his reasoning in (nearly) every vid. He's clearly.not making it up. Not liking something doesn't mean that thing has to be fake. You can just disagree. I don't trust a reviewing publication that cannot see this.
bro chill it was made by an ai
Did you not watch the video, its not a real review
ANTHONY FARTANO
I think this is the first video that he’s finally shut up about they horse track… FINALLY
Pitchfork isn't legally allowed to give over a 7 if it's not a Phoebe Bridgers colab.
Came for “in conclusion” stayed for the “thoughtful analysis”
This man really out here creating plot threads for himself
This is one of the reviews of all time.
You got it wrong! That's a 4.1 outta 4. The extra .1 is for the prancing around.
I just know logic geeking rn