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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @anacrocommunism7177
    @anacrocommunism7177 Год назад +3758

    Don't let them get you down, melon. You'll always be a strong 4.2 to us.

  • @aaronvargas6004
    @aaronvargas6004 Год назад +3618

    Fantano: “Y’all know this is just my opinion, right?”
    Pitchfork: >:(

    • @polandseaguller4918
      @polandseaguller4918 Год назад +135

      It's ironic because this is pitchforks opinion too

    • @brandonayong5823
      @brandonayong5823 Год назад +29

      "I know it's your opinion but your opinion is wrong"
      Eminem

    • @EnZoDxGaming
      @EnZoDxGaming Год назад

      Bitchfork

    • @BJSepuku
      @BJSepuku Год назад

      Oh my fucking god, has no one in the comments actually watched the video?! How the fuck can you tell on yourself that badly?

    • @ButterGames6
      @ButterGames6 Год назад

      It’s laughable that pitchfork calls Anthony’s opinions irrelevant, when basically every opinion about music is irrelevant to the consumer. Makes me think they are so fucking far up their own ass.

  • @justinfromwfr
    @justinfromwfr Год назад +7389

    I swear Pitchfork just uses a random number generator for everything they review and then try to write something based on what the number is

    • @malcolmking752
      @malcolmking752 Год назад +106

      facts

    • @TJMcGOAT
      @TJMcGOAT Год назад +220

      Ai revew

    • @InspectahReese
      @InspectahReese Год назад +53

      Feels like they just stole that “review” from Twitter

    • @teovz1
      @teovz1 Год назад +163

      nah drake paid for this article

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf Год назад +26

      I never had this thought before, but now I don't think I can ever unthink it

  • @emolovetree
    @emolovetree Год назад +1604

    Pitchfork being contrarian about anthony being contrarian is extremely believable. AI nailed it

    • @fatherdoug6644
      @fatherdoug6644 Год назад +17

      I mean, he is a contrarian. His whole brand is based on it

    • @play12124
      @play12124 Год назад +19

      It’s funny because whenever I look up album reviews I expect Pitchfork and fantano to have relatively the same opinion. It’s like that pointing Spider-Man meme

  • @davidholloway6950
    @davidholloway6950 Год назад +377

    Seems like everyone in the comments is confused so here’s a PSA: THE REVIEW IS NOT REAL. IT WAS WRITTEN BY AI.

    • @YoshiDRDX
      @YoshiDRDX 4 месяца назад +1

      when will anthony start talking about interesting things again instead of this slop

    • @littleredruri
      @littleredruri 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@YoshiDRDXit's been well over a year since this

  • @chillyisasleep
    @chillyisasleep Год назад +6323

    Fantano they gave you a well thought out and good review I don't think you should just call them "bitchfork" for 11 minutes

    • @evieTVv
      @evieTVv Год назад +319

      normally this joke format is cringe but bitchfork is rlly funny

    • @lucasweolopez
      @lucasweolopez Год назад +95

      This is even better when you realize this was commented immediately as the video was uploaded 😂

    • @mememachine-386
      @mememachine-386 Год назад +20

      I think he should tbh

    • @Samiii90210
      @Samiii90210 Год назад +1

      W

    • @rentaltoast2201
      @rentaltoast2201 Год назад +8

      @@evieTVvmelon fan base has the best comments every video

  • @ohomemfuddido7296
    @ohomemfuddido7296 Год назад +4603

    I wonder how much Drake had to pay Pitchfork to make this incredibly bad review about Fantano 💀

    • @andreborba
      @andreborba Год назад +19

      Cadê o Dossiê Pt. 3 Raluca, para de assistir Fantano

    • @BTobiasJ
      @BTobiasJ Год назад +99

      Nothing because it's A.I generated

    • @chinobiii
      @chinobiii Год назад

      ​@@andreborbaNOSSA 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @camelrock
      @camelrock Год назад +4

      Nah that that was a W review

    • @maxxmarino6500
      @maxxmarino6500 Год назад +17

      There's nothing bad about this review, it's 100% spot on, aside from the prancing part lol. I've been saying this for years, the issue is Fantano's comment section is an echo chamber for his public masterbation, which in turn become all out circle jerks and anyone daring to point it out gets shamed like some sort of cult lol. If it wasn't for RUclips's comment section, Fantano would never have been able to make a career out of this. It's the engine that runs this perpetual motion device of pretentious contrarianism

  • @CiaoKnives
    @CiaoKnives Год назад +5817

    Calling Melon a contrarian is like calling Nav a genius. Everybody already knows it, but it’s nice to have it reaffirmed.

  • @radandpaisley
    @radandpaisley Год назад +152

    "He's a contrarian who hates everything popular to seem cool"
    That explains his massive love for the super avant-garde, unknown, underground rapper, Kendrick Lamar.

  • @weeaboh
    @weeaboh Год назад +682

    knowing it was ai generated actually gave me a little bit of faith back, i was blown away that a professional review read like a high school student's C grade english paper.

    • @malum9478
      @malum9478 Год назад +23

      straight up, that's actually a b grade undergrad paper.

    • @iwouldprefernotto4381
      @iwouldprefernotto4381 Год назад +50

      This - everyone makes out that ChatGPT is amazing at writing in the style of other people. From what I've seen it's mid at best.

    • @ihaveakirbyobessesion2617
      @ihaveakirbyobessesion2617 Год назад +16

      Have you read other pitchfork reviews? Tbh this isn't far off from the usual "content" they write

    • @douglaspantz
      @douglaspantz Год назад +10

      Especially from pitchfork, they are known for writing pretentiously worded reviews

    • @CrumbsOG
      @CrumbsOG Год назад +4

      Yeah it was like a B+ essay for a Sophomore in highschool

  • @swampyleef5332
    @swampyleef5332 Год назад +2075

    came for the pretention, stayed for the prancing. 10/10

  • @elkvision
    @elkvision Год назад +3513

    Starting the last paragraph of the review with "In conclusion" lets me know the journalist is a pillar of intellect.

    • @Ellipsisistic
      @Ellipsisistic Год назад +112

      So are you, clearly.

    • @BassLiberators
      @BassLiberators Год назад +77

      Did you watch the whole video before commenting? lol

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive Год назад +239

      @@Ellipsisistic ending your sentence with an adverb makes you look foolish, obviously

    • @pipi0290
      @pipi0290 Год назад +8

      I feel attacked

    • @therobotdevil2284
      @therobotdevil2284 Год назад +40

      Makes me wonder if ChatGPT wrote this editorial lol

  • @matthewt8229
    @matthewt8229 Год назад +502

    Super cool of Pitchfork to send you a vegan ice cream recipe. I bet it goes great with those cookies!

  • @cohb
    @cohb Год назад +85

    No one in this comment section realizes the article is A.I generated 💀

    • @DavySolaris
      @DavySolaris Год назад

      I genuinely cannot believe how stupid these people are, humanity is done lmao

  • @hollyleigh2000
    @hollyleigh2000 Год назад +88

    I'm not gonna lie Fantano, when I first started watching you a couple years ago, I didn't understand what you meant when you said things like "production" or "mix" or even what a "cut" was, so it was a bit inaccessible to me as someone more interested in music itself and unaware of music industry vocabulary. But I feel like you educated me a lot by using these terms and I'm really grateful for that because now I feel like I have a far richer vocabulary than ever for describing what I love about music. Thank you Anthony :)

  • @pvc395
    @pvc395 Год назад +716

    I can't believe Fantano created the genre Music Criticism

  • @gregarroinalidadavich9220
    @gregarroinalidadavich9220 Год назад +979

    Bro I'm that gullible, took me so long to realise that it was a fake review

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 Год назад +392

      Looking at the comments, I can't tell if everyone is in on the joke or are just that gullible. Not gonna lie, I checked their website to make sure but only because the comment section is making me feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

    • @Lua0x07
      @Lua0x07 Год назад +9

      @@meowtherainbowx4163 fr

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation Год назад +91

      This channel is just becoming thatistheplan2

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 Год назад +6

      Wait no memes is this real or cap??

    • @berkeleyisonline160
      @berkeleyisonline160 Год назад +28

      it does seem like smth pitchfork would do as a joke, the comments are acting like it's real

  • @sleep6837
    @sleep6837 Год назад +832

    Apparently this makes you as good as There Existed An Addiction To Blood so dont take it too hard

    • @minkstar9021
      @minkstar9021 Год назад +98

      Yeah… they really do not like Clipping for some reason lol

    • @curly-d23
      @curly-d23 Год назад +128

      @@minkstar9021
      Pitchfork: _Splendor & Misery_ is a 5.3/10
      Also Pitchfork: _Splendor & Misery_ is the 30th greatest Industrial album of all time

    • @edenbeats.8569
      @edenbeats.8569 Год назад +5

      @@curly-d23 so fucking based

    • @lonelycreamsicle569
      @lonelycreamsicle569 Год назад +47

      bro there's no fucking way they gave that shit a four even if you actually hate the genre you have to respect it as like a 6 or 7

    • @minkstar9021
      @minkstar9021 Год назад +36

      @@lonelycreamsicle569 pretty sure the highest they ever gave a Clipping album was a 6 for Visions of Bodies Being Burned.

  • @ydderynnad
    @ydderynnad Год назад +26

    If AI doesn't know not to end a piece of writing with "In conclusion...," we have a long time before the robots take over.

  • @optimumfilms
    @optimumfilms Год назад +51

    As a person who had spoofed Melon before, I'd like to say his lack of self awareness and deeply ingrained superiority complex are two of his most endearing qualities.

  • @peytonalexander5300
    @peytonalexander5300 Год назад +749

    I like how they say that you take too much time "talking about your opinions" as if that isn't QUITE LITERALLY the point of a review.

    • @default3252
      @default3252 Год назад +149

      Something tells me you think this is a real article

    • @maxxmarino6500
      @maxxmarino6500 Год назад +6

      It isn't though, music reviews are supposed to be objective and not reliant on your own taste, personal politics, etc. It's supposed to just focus on what the music is going for, if it achieved its aim, its technical proficiency,
      Not if you personally like it or not, this way any person could read or watch and get a solid idea of whether or not THEY might like it. I can't possibly know if I'm gonna enjoy something just because Fantano does or doesn't, I need data not vocabulary salads

    • @bacon4708
      @bacon4708 Год назад +120

      @@maxxmarino6500 music is deadass one of the most non objective things to talk about

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 Год назад +13

      @@default3252 I don't watch the videos, I just pretend to and see how many likes I can get.

    • @maxxmarino6500
      @maxxmarino6500 Год назад +1

      @@bacon4708 that's why reviewing it takes time , which is another reason Fantano really can't be taken seriously, something comes out and he's releasing a review of it the next day lol

  • @therealsmalk
    @therealsmalk Год назад +24

    Funny as that was, it wasn't super Pitchfork style. The two most common traits of a Pitchfork review:
    1. Huge amounts of artist backstory spoonfed to the reader before any discussion of music
    2. Majority of the review is taken up by some attempt at a quirky metaphor or personal anecdote

  • @themaddestvillain-g4q
    @themaddestvillain-g4q Год назад +1094

    Pitchfork giving Melon a 4.1 will forever be one of the reviews of all time

    • @chiarosuburekeni9325
      @chiarosuburekeni9325 Год назад +53

      I know this eats him up inside. He’s putting on a good face for the video but this will make it tough for him to sleep at night

    • @fadethechannel
      @fadethechannel Год назад +2

      It is defended the most of anything I’ve seen this year.

    • @nathanmartin455
      @nathanmartin455 Год назад

      Find another joke/meme format to regurgitate, hack.

    • @sco145
      @sco145 Год назад +6

      let this meme die

    • @turquoisehexagonsun6922
      @turquoisehexagonsun6922 Год назад

      hello thenerdykid2001

  • @Jadesmorot
    @Jadesmorot Год назад +96

    I think the fact that you are one of RUclips’s most popular RUclips critics with such a vibrant and diverse audience speaks for the fact that you’re aren’t obtuse in the slightest and that your approach works
    And you’re just delightful to watch no matter what your opinion is on the work, you can make a 5/10 review as exiting as a more extreme stance and I think that speaks to your talent as a figure in the reviewer landscape

    • @loganleatherman7647
      @loganleatherman7647 Год назад +20

      Anthony has pretty much cracked the code on how to be an entertaining content creator as well as give insightful inputs on music. It’s a balancing act but in the age of internet celebrity it’s really tough to manage, so I give him his flowers for that alone

  • @JhuntdaProdigy
    @JhuntdaProdigy Год назад +44

    Ironically a lot of the criticism directed at Melon in these AI reviews are for things that apply to Pitchfork’s actual writers.

  • @Viper-dz2kw
    @Viper-dz2kw Год назад +383

    That AI review is honestly creepy as hell, wouldn’t have been able to tell a person didn’t write that had I not known up front

    • @ultimadum7785
      @ultimadum7785 Год назад +50

      On the bright side, I think this only serves to illustrate just how shitty and formulaic Pitchfork's reviews actually are. A lot of the writers on that site kind of all speak the same. It's still scary as hell, but it's nice to see it proven that the site is so bad that an algorithm can fucking write reviews for them. 💀💀💀💀

    • @BryceSunny
      @BryceSunny Год назад +26

      AI just scrounges the internet for key phrases and words that have already been written by other people about the subject, and then assembles and tweaks those findings into its “own” passage. It sounds human-like because it references sentences that were already written by humans. It doesn’t actually create its own original thoughts.

    • @ultimadum7785
      @ultimadum7785 Год назад +4

      @@BryceSunny One hundred percent agree, but until people find a catcher buzzword, it's a bit easier for others to refer to it that way even if it's blatantly wrong and I hate it haha

    • @bw2937
      @bw2937 Год назад +1

      @@BryceSunny It's true. As soon as you realise how it actually works it seems so much less scary and cool.

    • @alexpavalok430
      @alexpavalok430 Год назад +2

      Not sure why, the quality of the writing sounded like a high schooler trying to sound smart.

  • @teamkockroach4080
    @teamkockroach4080 Год назад +69

    Anthony Fantano: 4.1
    Revival by Eminem: 5.0

  • @chaoticklutz3633
    @chaoticklutz3633 Год назад +59

    Seems FADER just wants revenge and is delegating the hit job

  • @Carlos-ln8fd
    @Carlos-ln8fd Год назад +93

    Unironically, Anthony is successful because he is a very smart man with sophisticated taste who's also good at communicating his ideas in an entertaining manner.

    • @Foeisudhxj
      @Foeisudhxj Год назад +4

      @@mezzb Yeah I love fantano but as a big jazz listener I wish he went more into detail on the tracks that actually are complex and technical. Also sometimes he just says some ignorant stuff. Like he’ll flame a jazz song for not having “good song structure” when jazz is literally known for not confining to the rules of traditional songwriting.

  • @kyleswiz9012
    @kyleswiz9012 Год назад +30

    anthony fantano is one of the pioneers of the music review music genre, dude is actually so underrated and talented i listen to his work all the time

  • @sleep6837
    @sleep6837 Год назад +382

    Youll always be a strong 10 in my heart Anthony

  • @AB-tt6dv
    @AB-tt6dv Год назад +132

    had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets' paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the night sky. Anthony Fantano was sitting upright in his chair with great posture. His voice slowly beating on the pleasant microphone, talking, eyes wide, into his microphone like he was trying to condone a timid champagne papi. His impressive collection of vinyl waited patiently on a multitude of shelves, anticipating his acknowledgment. White pearls of studio light swam over his face. A lazy Karen spills her artificial opinion on his review of Fiona Apple. The grass stained square of a green screen hangs at one end of his apartment, on the steps towards the building, a copy of In the Aeroplane over the sea. Hustlebones and Scared Hoes laid beneath. I stared entranced, soaking in Melons new review, chiseling each word into the best functioning parts of my brain which would be the only sound system for the material for months.
    Y’all know this is just my opinion right?

    • @heyseuz
      @heyseuz Год назад +6

      expertly written, a riveting rhetoric

    • @Marin_Karin
      @Marin_Karin Год назад +8

      Mid A

    • @prathamsharma204
      @prathamsharma204 Год назад +3

      Fantano fanfic

    • @amiccus_
      @amiccus_ Год назад +1

      Not the randomly swapping between present tense and past tense 😅

  • @KayButtonJay
    @KayButtonJay Год назад +226

    I would love for Pitchfork to review themselves. We all know it would be a 2.9 if they were honest

    • @shayvideos9699
      @shayvideos9699 Год назад +5

      Would be a light 3 in total

    • @brandonayong5823
      @brandonayong5823 Год назад +4

      Yet everyone talks about their reviews for every little thing

    • @pokestar9994
      @pokestar9994 Год назад +12

      I did one using the generator fantano used in the video and it gave a 1.2 LOL
      My favorite quote was “Pitchfork is the music lover’s equivalent to a kale smoothie”

    • @andrei11dr
      @andrei11dr Год назад +2

      OG Pitchfork is around a 6.7, but Pitchfork after Chris Kaskie left is a straight 3.0, it basically became the IGN of music reviews

    • @FakeAdirTV
      @FakeAdirTV Год назад

      A 2.9 is too high, they're a 0.1

  • @ingridplaza2867
    @ingridplaza2867 Год назад +56

    I think Anthony was secretly doing a social experiment to see how many people would believe this by simply reading the headline/thumbnail and how many people would quickly form an opinion solely based off that. A quick cursory search on pitchfork or even of the cited writer “cadenza rhapsody” will clearly show that this video was meant to be satirically clickbait-y and that realization can be accomplished by merely watching the first ten seconds of the video.
    Honestly, the shitty reviews that the AI generator spat out of Anthony made me feel a little bit better that AI will not take all of out jobs lol. To be frank though, I kind of wish that creators (h3h3 uses chatgpt all the time) would stop using AI, even in a satirical fashion, because a lot of people are and will lose jobs due to AI. This is a huge point of contention during the current writer’s strike in Hollywood as studios have been using AI in place of writers in many cases. AI usage will only put large sums of money in an even smaller group of people while leaving the rest of us poor and miserable

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Год назад +3

      As soon as I saw it I thought " this has to be a shitpost" it has to be, there's no way this is real. This has to be the vegan cookie recipe all over again

    • @rodrigo.55
      @rodrigo.55 Год назад

      ​@@peacewarrecordsyeah just stuff ai writing up on our asses 😅

  • @evanalderete1311
    @evanalderete1311 Год назад +48

    The irony of a pitchfork writer calling melon pretentious is thicker than my oatmeal… that I made with concrete

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 6 месяцев назад

      Throughout this video, the immortal words of Nate Diaz kept popping up in my brain: "how u gonna snitch on urself"

  • @KindagoodAtguitar
    @KindagoodAtguitar Год назад +133

    “I don’t even like myself enough to be pretentious” is the most I’ve ever related to Melon.

    • @maxxmarino6500
      @maxxmarino6500 Год назад +12

      You don't have to like yourself to be pretentious, in fact it's usually the people who hate themselves the most that use pretentiousness as a shield to prop up their self esteem, especially in the face of the people whose opinions they hold in high regard

    • @loganleatherman7647
      @loganleatherman7647 Год назад +10

      @Maxx Marino
      Sounds like something a pretentious person would say

    • @maxxmarino6500
      @maxxmarino6500 Год назад

      @@loganleatherman7647 how so

    • @flygod916
      @flygod916 Год назад

      ​@@maxxmarino6500Jesus Christ bud we get it you don't like Anthony get a fucking hobby

  • @insomnyuk
    @insomnyuk Год назад +55

    "Snide and self-important" is the very definition of a Pitchfork reviewer.

  • @lightbreathermusic
    @lightbreathermusic Год назад +120

    now you know how the fans feel when you give their favorite album a LIGHT SIX !?!!??!?!??!??

    • @woot2830
      @woot2830 Год назад

      mbdtf is so far away from a 10. The amount of dick riding is fucking crazy on that album. Please listen to the first 30 seconds of lost in the world there is no fucking way you think that is peak music

    • @dont_take_it_personal
      @dont_take_it_personal Год назад +12

      I need you to cry harder, fam

    • @chinobiii
      @chinobiii Год назад +4

      Does it matter?
      Why are people expecting other people to like the same shit they like anyways? Why people give a fuck?
      It's an opinion, it's how ONE person feels about it. If people don't feel the same way and don't share the same opinion, why give a fuck? Does it make their feelings and opinions change?
      Because if it does, there's something wrong with them, not with melon.

    • @fernandoreyes680
      @fernandoreyes680 Год назад +5

      ​@@dont_take_it_personal his comment was a joke, fam

    • @diegomo1413
      @diegomo1413 Год назад +4

      @@fernandoreyes680 no, no, he’s got a point

  • @Falxifer95
    @Falxifer95 Год назад +2

    This is like watching two bullies dissing each other.

  • @thepangolinsoldier6398
    @thepangolinsoldier6398 Год назад +8

    This is incredibly sad for you Fantano. I hope your career can survive this assault.

  • @MNTNPG
    @MNTNPG Год назад +431

    Really didn’t expect Pitchfork to give you a 0 and then put a video of a monkey peeing in its own mouth, but okay

    • @Derrden
      @Derrden Год назад +38

      I wonder how many people understand this reference? Early Pitchfork was wild.

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive Год назад +12

      Deep cut for that shit meme format: really swung for the fences with that one though.

    • @TheBadBuffalo
      @TheBadBuffalo Год назад +9

      Banger comment

    • @fentanylfrog8403
      @fentanylfrog8403 Год назад +12

      Goddamn that Jet review was funny as hell, we'll always have to give Pitchfork that one.

    • @remy7257
      @remy7257 Год назад +1

      Christ, I’m old

  • @numetalslug
    @numetalslug Год назад +72

    havent felt this betrayed since i found out drake didnt send you a vegan cookie recipe 😢

  • @theboi5584
    @theboi5584 Год назад +64

    thanks for reacting to this melon, pitchfork has had my family hostage for over a month, and maybe with your response they’ll reconsider letting them go!

  • @Leshpngo
    @Leshpngo Год назад +20

    Anthony I can’t thank you enough, with you helping me find the music that I’ll look back on as the capstone of my years as a human navigating earth. Thank you.

  • @stirfryty420
    @stirfryty420 Год назад +3

    Your shitposts are what I’m here for and the raw music reviews man

  • @topbins2883
    @topbins2883 Год назад +24

    Haters will see you owning a horse track and say “yeah but he don’t have a car doe”

  • @KattReen
    @KattReen Год назад +24

    Apparently all it takes for AI to pull a fast one on me, is for it to be hypocritical in a human way

  • @originalboxelder
    @originalboxelder Год назад +29

    If my name was Ceadenza Rhapsody I’d be fucking pissed off too.

    • @jacksampsonforever
      @jacksampsonforever Год назад

      can't call yourself that and say someone ELSE is pretentious

  • @SonofSethoitae
    @SonofSethoitae Год назад +3

    Well to be fair, if any publication knows about being snide, self-important, and pretentious, it's Pitchfork

  • @spencerpeck5017
    @spencerpeck5017 Год назад +2

    I swear that the majority of critics at Pitchfork do exactly the same thing that they're bagging melon on.
    They will shit on any decent release while promoting some of the most objectively bad music I've ever heard.

  • @neskey
    @neskey Год назад +40

    ngl fantano is like one of two big youtubers that genuinely do get the underground meme culture and can pull out a fresh batch every now and then

    • @Pootythief
      @Pootythief Год назад +7

      Underground meme culture? You should go outside more

  • @1WEareBUFO1
    @1WEareBUFO1 Год назад +19

    Can confirm i witnessed Melon acting a fool in the live chat of an adult swim stream. He threatened to hit the chat with a "Stone Cold stunter"

  • @ABO_iHop
    @ABO_iHop Год назад +13

    As someone that enjoys Kid Cudi's music, including Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven. I still respect and appreciate Melon's reviews and critiques.

  • @datdude3327
    @datdude3327 Год назад +2

    Anthony From Up There 0:54

  • @Independent365
    @Independent365 Год назад +2

    At least it was Higher than Drake's Score!

  • @anthonytitone
    @anthonytitone Год назад +9

    It’s good to c Nav’s new career as a journalist take off, best of luck to him in the future!

  • @ghostfornow2917
    @ghostfornow2917 Год назад +7

    Glad to hear you finally talk about the horses, although I’m a little concerned to hear that every time you don’t mention them is another day they go without being fed…

  • @zachmacdonald1939
    @zachmacdonald1939 Год назад +13

    It took me way too long to realize that this was an AI generated review

  • @titusgilner
    @titusgilner Год назад +2

    good for you giving an up and coming publication like pitchfork some airplay.

  • @WastedLight
    @WastedLight Год назад +1

    The ai is just clapping back from that one particular light 2

  • @mehemynxm6974
    @mehemynxm6974 Год назад +7

    It's nice to see the seething rage Anthony has for the RUclips comments slip through before he collects himself.

  • @FloralGiant
    @FloralGiant Год назад +29

    It's time to send them an AI-generated vegan cookie recipe in response.

  • @shizzler_fizzler
    @shizzler_fizzler Год назад +9

    This is the greatest troll of all time, good job melon

  • @honeysmackt
    @honeysmackt Год назад +1

    An outlet writing a slam piece on a reviewer is so tacky. They could’ve taken their own criticism and written a piece on music but they wanted some attention. Common Pitchfork L

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 Год назад +2

    like as a child I was so dismissive of the melon reviews til I watched that shit
    now the melon reviews are my favorite type of reviews

  • @danielharmon15
    @danielharmon15 Год назад +3

    I, for one, want to hear more about the horse race track.

  • @NerdSpartanPerson
    @NerdSpartanPerson Год назад +32

    Hi Anthony, Pitchfork CEO here. No hard feelings over the review, we can't have another reviewer giving their opinions out there because then people won't take our reviews seriously. Our Review Generator AI has been through a rough patch lately and we've added prompts to give lower scores to anyone who has ever been without hair. Expect lower scores for Death Grips, Freddie Gibbs, and Britney Spears in the future.
    Love,
    Pitchfork CEO
    PS - your teeth are only an 8 out of 10, they're not even that avant-garde or innovative, they're just white like most of our writing staff.

    • @CVvzzZ4Real
      @CVvzzZ4Real Год назад +1

      yo bro you should let pitchfork shut down , it's totally meaningless lol stop music-politicking

    • @i_want_my_shuggah
      @i_want_my_shuggah Год назад

      Stupid comment

  • @monkeyclub2100
    @monkeyclub2100 Год назад +13

    Your reviews strike a perfect balance between being accessible to non music people and being technical. Your vocabulary as well is incredible. I just wish you could add clips of the songs when you’re talking about them. God damn copyright laws!!!!

  • @VinciKobra
    @VinciKobra Год назад +2

    its amazing how A.I are accurate these days

  • @projectx5154
    @projectx5154 Год назад +2

    They're right

  • @thenighband
    @thenighband Год назад +10

    Watching grown men prance around while spouting irrelevant opinions is my favorite RUclips genre

  • @FrederickFoxtrott
    @FrederickFoxtrott Год назад +3

    This is clearly a love letter, right. This was written by a fan.

  • @duke86fan
    @duke86fan Год назад +8

    i wonder how his vegan cookies are doing

  • @theshytenda
    @theshytenda Год назад +1

    the picture the used of melon looks more like logic's bald cap impersonation rather than actual melon.

  • @hurricanev6
    @hurricanev6 Год назад +1

    I can't think of a single person who cares about Pitchforks opinion on anything. In fact, all my homies ignore Pitchfork.

  • @jamesa3779
    @jamesa3779 Год назад +5

    Melon arguing with reviews he made about himself really proves the reviews that he made about himself right

  • @MelvinDukowski
    @MelvinDukowski Год назад +4

    damn even the music critics are releasing diss tracks

  • @TheThingThingYipee
    @TheThingThingYipee Год назад +18

    Thats crazy, those guys did not just do that

  • @PinkSunshineStudio
    @PinkSunshineStudio 4 месяца назад +2

    This is written by the Swifties

  • @tundrabee119
    @tundrabee119 Год назад

    Why is the ending so relatable/adorable?
    I used to watch Anthony for the reviews. Now I'm just here for the memes and dorky wholesome vibes 🌝

  • @prodbyzaqq
    @prodbyzaqq Год назад +21

    Fantano da 🐐 no 🧢

    • @myohmy9000
      @myohmy9000 Год назад +3

      You haven’t been shipped to Ukraine yet?

  • @8thFurno
    @8thFurno Год назад +4

    6:27 literally had me dying XD

  • @Colaws
    @Colaws Год назад +2

    Anthony is really gonna deny that he's even slightly pretentious cuz he "doesn't like himself" like those two things can't both be true at the same time lol. I've known many self loathing people who have massive egos on particular topics

  • @caydono
    @caydono Год назад +1

    pitchfork really missed an opportunity with the half baked thoughts comment could said his “no-bake thoughts” would have been 10x better

  • @mekakucha
    @mekakucha Год назад

    You should do a video divulging into the jargon you use because there are def some genres and styles and terms that have slipped me by over the years

  • @floatingoliver562
    @floatingoliver562 Год назад +8

    Y'all having fun with Tears Of The Kingdom?

    • @somewhatrepresentable5207
      @somewhatrepresentable5207 Год назад +3

      I finally got full cold gear so I can do the sky temple without 5000000 spicy dishes

    • @YTPGOD
      @YTPGOD Год назад +1

      This quest to get the spongebob sword at death mountain is so hard omg

  • @AnonymousAutumn
    @AnonymousAutumn Год назад +5

    tfw you realize its an ai generated review

  • @clarkkent2273
    @clarkkent2273 Год назад +3

    Can someone send me a link of these reviews? I couldn't find them

  • @happypoo6708
    @happypoo6708 Год назад +1

    feeling a light 4 on pitchforks review.

  • @dunsbroccoli2588
    @dunsbroccoli2588 Год назад +2

    Actually so hurt

  • @michelleyroo
    @michelleyroo Год назад +7

    HAHAHAH! the most accurate ass pitchfork review of all time. they nailed it🏆

  • @skyistaken1605
    @skyistaken1605 Год назад +7

    I don't get how it's so hard for people to believe anthony genuinely believes what he believes and says it. He gives his reasoning in (nearly) every vid. He's clearly.not making it up. Not liking something doesn't mean that thing has to be fake. You can just disagree. I don't trust a reviewing publication that cannot see this.

  • @monkeymicah9775
    @monkeymicah9775 Год назад +5

    ANTHONY FARTANO

  • @omars7951
    @omars7951 Год назад +2

    I think this is the first video that he’s finally shut up about they horse track… FINALLY

  • @morganghetti
    @morganghetti Год назад +1

    Pitchfork isn't legally allowed to give over a 7 if it's not a Phoebe Bridgers colab.

  • @chrollo4551
    @chrollo4551 Год назад +4

    Came for “in conclusion” stayed for the “thoughtful analysis”

  • @slackstarfish8133
    @slackstarfish8133 Год назад +4

    This man really out here creating plot threads for himself

  • @thelocal1201
    @thelocal1201 Год назад +4

    This is one of the reviews of all time.

  • @ThatNinjaLes
    @ThatNinjaLes Год назад +1

    You got it wrong! That's a 4.1 outta 4. The extra .1 is for the prancing around.

  • @ethanoneill9135
    @ethanoneill9135 Год назад +2

    I just know logic geeking rn