Ya know what. It could be worse. I used to be so insecure about my middle part. My hair literally wouldn't do anything else. Like I mean ANYTHING else. I couldn't curl it. It wouldn't stay. I couldn't color it. It wouldn't keep color. I tried to color my hair bright red one time. And it turned out umpa loompa orange. And now I'm bald. 🤷🏼♂️ Enjoy it while you have it. Grow it out. Color it wacky colors. Or keep it the way you have it. Just be grateful you don't look like Mr Clean. LOL! Not everybody can pull off Mr Clean.
@@stargirl91291 What do you mean? There are next to no objectively bad haircuts. A haircut has to match the face, as will any good barber tell you. The middle part is fine for him.
"if you eat everything youre never hungry". It means you dont have a preference, your options are open...but also..if you don't have standards you're never alone..lol
@Scott-1790 Scott! You legend, mate, thank you for responding to my plea. As an extremely bald man myself, I have but one small favor to ask of you: CHERISH THAT WILD COWLICK AND SUBSEQUENT CENTER PART, SCOTT! Confidently rock the bejeezus out of it every single day. Do it for those of us who no longer can, Scott! I always hated my thick, annoyingly wavy, effortlessly luxurious red locks . . . until their cruel and sudden mass exodus from my scalp to my shoulders, back, entire ass, ears, nostrils, and shower drain. Thank God for this badass beard, though. Got a real "Kyle Kinane's doppelganger"-type vibe goin' these days. Nah, I'm just being melodramatic as a dumb goof. Being bald is fkn awesome. In all seriousness, I just wanted to commend you and your impromptu date for being entertaining audience members and (seemingly) good sports about it all. I cracked the fk up when you shouted, "Should I get a different haircut?!" Plus, front row at a comedy club on a first date is a ballsy move, my friend. That's more than enough yammering in an insomniac delirium from me. I'm gonna watch Matteo's special again. Have some hahas and hit the hay. Hopefully. ✌️🤘
Jay Jurden and Caitlin were SOOO funny and quick omggg I need more of them 😂😂😂 the audience needed to laugh so much harder at some of their replies bc I choked 😂😂
Thank you for the full special. So so good. And kudos to scott. I hope you and all these hilarious friends had a great time together while making this.
I’ve been watching the clips & getting to watch the set in full was AMAZING!!! I loved how many different friends of his and I was dying getting to watch it in full😂😂
the delivery of “mmh, deception.” had me crying 😭
DISGRACE mmmmhmmm deceptionnn *and outrage* disgrace, for shame!
Made me laugh audibly.
Now I finally get to see Scott's full journey of pain
My thoughts exactly.
Scott here! It was a fun show!
journey of stardom :v Scott is a champ
Scott here… I still have the middle part!😁
Thanks for the update m8
@@Scott-1790 you gotta get rid of that shit bro…it is *not* a good look
You seem like a chill guy! Oh, are you still with the girl lol
Ya know what. It could be worse. I used to be so insecure about my middle part. My hair literally wouldn't do anything else. Like I mean ANYTHING else. I couldn't curl it. It wouldn't stay. I couldn't color it. It wouldn't keep color. I tried to color my hair bright red one time. And it turned out umpa loompa orange. And now I'm bald. 🤷🏼♂️
Enjoy it while you have it. Grow it out. Color it wacky colors. Or keep it the way you have it. Just be grateful you don't look like Mr Clean. LOL! Not everybody can pull off Mr Clean.
@@stargirl91291 What do you mean? There are next to no objectively bad haircuts. A haircut has to match the face, as will any good barber tell you. The middle part is fine for him.
He’s been edging us with small clips, and now finally FULL RELEASE
I never thought that was a whole show. I just thought that was a lot of different shows with the same shirt
Need a cold shower?
He released all of these clips and now as a full thing together. There’s nothing new, wtf are you on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@kinderpinguin12 duh. where did i say this is all new? i was just making a joke. calm the hell down.
edging is crazy
As soon as he said Olive Garden I knew Matteo was gonna go off 😂
"if you eat everything youre never hungry". It means you dont have a preference, your options are open...but also..if you don't have standards you're never alone..lol
Thank you!
❤😂
True, but someone else with no standards will either kill you or definitely leave you alone, eventually.
That's deep man 😂
Oh, I just thought it was about rimming. 🤔
I still would buy a shirt saying "I love God but I'm chill about it"
Amazing stuff
so many people with problems where the answer is just 'have you talked to them about this directly?'
that's most people's problems
WE NEED AN UPDATE ON SCOTT, HIS HAIR, AND HIS DATE!
I do indeed still have the middle part
@@Scott-1790but do you still have the date?
@@Scott-1790 heyyyy!❤❤❤
@Scott-1790 Scott! You legend, mate, thank you for responding to my plea. As an extremely bald man myself, I have but one small favor to ask of you: CHERISH THAT WILD COWLICK AND SUBSEQUENT CENTER PART, SCOTT! Confidently rock the bejeezus out of it every single day. Do it for those of us who no longer can, Scott! I always hated my thick, annoyingly wavy, effortlessly luxurious red locks . . . until their cruel and sudden mass exodus from my scalp to my shoulders, back, entire ass, ears, nostrils, and shower drain.
Thank God for this badass beard, though. Got a real "Kyle Kinane's doppelganger"-type vibe goin' these days.
Nah, I'm just being melodramatic as a dumb goof. Being bald is fkn awesome.
In all seriousness, I just wanted to commend you and your impromptu date for being entertaining audience members and (seemingly) good sports about it all. I cracked the fk up when you shouted, "Should I get a different haircut?!" Plus, front row at a comedy club on a first date is a ballsy move, my friend.
That's more than enough yammering in an insomniac delirium from me. I'm gonna watch Matteo's special again. Have some hahas and hit the hay. Hopefully. ✌️🤘
@@MikeP2055wow you are one weird dude…
Damn I didn’t realize Scott was so much a target in this special 😅
the guy deepening his voice 😭😭😭
Matteo has great chemistry with all his guests. Every segment is so good and enjoyable.
the best part about doing this with other comedians is making each other crack up
The SECOND that one guy mentioned Olive Garden Matteo went fucking ballistic and I love that XD
Best moment: Chris Distefano , hands down 😂❤
"Allegedly" :)
Not sure how they missed the obvious implications of a ‘racist Peruvian school where everyone is of German descent’… 😮
LOL
😂
Sorry I´m really stupid, can somebody explain what he´s talking about please? xD
@@OutOfMarbles127 Nazis.......a lot of them fled to South America after the war.
@@OutOfMarbles127look into operation paperclip.
All these callbacks to Scott are hilarious 😂😂😂
It's two am and I can't stop scream-laughung like a chicken on steroids.
I'm currently eating my blanket, so my roomates won't kick me out
same, it was 2 am for me
@@ack5385 same, I don't know how I got confused about that, but I corrected it
Marie and Sydnee’s “aht aht aht” really got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way I screamed "OMG YASSSS!!!" 😂😂😂❤🎉❤🎉
Nick and Matteo, one of my favorite duos
JAY JURDEN KILLS ✨
loved him! he's also hilarious on the Gianmarco podcast, def must watch 😂❤
@@smgp2023 oh I'm going to find that right now!!! I love both of them
18 years older
He's 23
The old guy is 32
Math skills
Came to see this comment
Matteo said 15 years older 15:32 so the older dude is 38
The Olive Garden rant was so valid 😂
Chris slowly discovering his sexuality in front of our eyes lol😂
Emma reminds me of weird barbie... Not in a bad way.
Omg 😂
I used to listen to their podcast and that woman get´s so much p***y, straight men can dream of living her life xD. It´s obviously working for her
This needs to be watched full length. Thanks Scott you're amazing! lol
My fav part is how they never answer any questions 😂😂
Ha i love how everyone has last names, but its just Nick.
When he started to describe Nick i tapped on my screen and it had first and last names until the last guest, Nick.😂😂😂
I've been watching the short videos and trying to piece them together. Just what I needed to combat the Sunday Scaries.
Jay Jurden and Caitlin were SOOO funny and quick omggg I need more of them 😂😂😂 the audience needed to laugh so much harder at some of their replies bc I choked 😂😂
Oh, the Scott special is up!
I really thought he filmed different shows but wear the same shirt lmaooo
Does a Chris and Matteo podcast exist? Because if not, it needs to..
It does! Teach me daddy podcast
Matteo is the absolute king of comedy. Hands down a true genius.
Scott is the main star of this special!!!
Marie's line about the senator...!!! XD oof, she is sharp
Jay McBride absolutely 👍 rocked her time on stage w Matteo. Quite funny 😂
So damn funny and quick!
lmaooo NO at someone just cutting their food on the floor???
I love Chris ❤️ Teach me Daddy is hilarious with him and Matteo. 😂😂
Oh my gosh Scott just killed me. The timing was genius
Thank you for the full special. So so good. And kudos to scott. I hope you and all these hilarious friends had a great time together while making this.
Nick needs to have his own special he’s hilarious
I think Matteo chose Lane as his last name in homage to Nathan Lane.
I needed this to get my mental health together today lmao
We need more full show releases, this is amazing!!!!!
Emma can do a full Show just about her mom😅😅
Now if only Matteo understood astrology....
“So dadada started ghosting me”
SO MOVE ON. JFC.
LOVED THIS!!! Thank you so much!!!! When Nick came on I cheered!!!!!! My dog did a back flip!!! ❤❤❤
Supposed to got to bed now, dammit! Rum n' Coke it is. Much love from Germany!💚🇩🇪
Caitlin Peluffo is hilarious! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe!
I feel like this show was 3 years ago by now
I love Chris ... All these Mateo specials are fantastic
you and Aminah together is GOLD!!
Nimesh Patel can get it....🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thank you!!!!!!!
Definitely lmao 😂
Zaddy!
Holy crap Jay Jurden was so good!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Meg with a G got me hollering
Emma's mom is literally so sweet 😭
The thing about scorpios and trust… totally true.
This was delightful. Thank you Matteo and everyone who performed ❤😹
Love this show ❤ Already watched all short clips but I'm ready for this treat 🎉
I really hope Emma and Matteo bring back Inside the closet one day. They always had such great chemistry
omg i’m so happy chris distefano showed up i love him
Now I wish my next birthday got Matteo singing a overly riffing Happy Birthday
This was an amazing show😂 I loved everyone that came up😂
man first time here and this is the most ive laughed from comedy in awhile gay people are just naturally funny
Emma looks like a Super Saiyan without the aura 😂
I’m Latina and I can confirm you can’t ghost us. I WILL find you! 👀
*Matteo alone one day*
Fuck it
*Hits the ALL ADVICE button*
caitlin was unhingedddddd
"Do I need a new haircut" killed Matteo hahaha
chris distefano has the type of energy where i can’t tell if he’s geeking or if he’s on the spectrum, as someone who’s on the spec😂💀
I'll honestly, always be impressed when someone can just bust out singing a Harmony
Guys, that was an ex Nazi school 😂
At 20:50 they’re talking about ghosting and a creepy voice says hi. Does anyone else hear that? Creepy . Anyway, hilarious show and ❤️Matteo.
Matteo is just funny, hunky and adorable
the edging comes to an end
The guy who said “you’re right” broke me heart 😂
Jessica krison and Caitlyn literally have the same energy 😭😂🙌🏻
Not Matteo getting hit on by an opera singer that makes pasta 😂
A: ... refer it as Frunk
S and M: leave her
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The truth is there are not a lot of options 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The stalker joke was so funny I cried laughing so hard. 😂
Saved the BEST for last. Love me some Nick Smith ❤😂
This was fucking excellent. Top-tier shit.
I’ve been watching the clips & getting to watch the set in full was AMAZING!!! I loved how many different friends of his and I was dying getting to watch it in full😂😂
Chris’s “allegedly!!” Was so gay I love him
He’s definitely turning into one of my favorite comedians. I’m obsessed at this point
me needing my inhaler after this 🤣
The way Jay stole the show 😂😂😂
This Indian Dude is so Hot and Funny...... And His Voice 😳
Haha are you referring to Nimesh?
Yeah, his voice is quite something.
@@seyersusej8329 Absolutely ❤
@@kath1626 Ikr
Nimesh is hilarious
Jay jurden is so funny
"you notice how all backup singers... well at least mariah's do" LOL
Jay completely stole the show. What a hero.
Poor Scott
This could be endlessly the best content
It flowed so well and it made me feel like I was in the crowd! Matteo really outdid himself with this one, it was a good time😂😂
They are all great, but Mateo and Chris 😂 always a good watch.
Love the part! I said that yesterday about a guy? He's straight? I dunno, the hair part is too neat! 😅
Love all these guests! Matteo has such good chemistry with all of them. And props to Emma for handling that asshole! 39:35
Aminah was so funny omggg
32:47 straight men also like to keep someone simmering in the stove. That's why we women block them when we break up