Matteo Lane: Hair Plugs & Heartache | FULL SPECIAL
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- Опубликовано: 10 июн 2023
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I can't wait until Netflix gives Matteo the solo special he deserves. He's one of my favorite comics. I hope to catch him live someday.
Comedians don’t need Netflix anymore. They make SOO much more on RUclips now and keep their IP👍🏼. They post a clip and drive ticket sales👍🏼👍🏼 Not everyone has Netflix🤔 most of the planet can access RUclips in some form.🤘🏻🤩
Meeee tooo!
I'd LOVE to see him live... I live in Hawai'i, and comedians/bands/ performers rarely come out here, which I understand: it's expensive and a headache to travel to the most physically isolated place on earth!
I'll probably have to travel to the mainland to see him. I've done it for a few bands, so if I can swing it financially, I probably will. Someday...
Ben Vincent True, but Netflix does give comedians a sum of money up front, which can definitely come in handy during emergencies, unlike the wildly varying RUclips monetization. Plus, the social exposure from Netflix is huge. It absolutely helps with future ticket sales and incentivizes people to look up more of someone's work (i.e. their RUclips channels).
@@MsFuzzipoo That's got to be frustrating. My mom was born and raised in Hawaii, and my friend's husband is native Hawaiian, so I've heard that complaint before. It must be disappointing. You'd think that many performers would want to go so they could have an excuse to spend a day or two taking in the beauty/doing touristy things in Hawaii. I'm in Boulder, CO, and lots of people like to skip Colorado because of the elevation. I mean, I get it. Who wants to go somewhere if they're going to get altitude sickness and be ill for days? Still, it's disappointing.
Why would he agree
Found him randomly on my YT shorts and now I'm obsessed watching him. His delivery is immaculate omg
SAME!! He is a RIOT! He never falls flat, if anything, he’s TOO funny. How could that be possible? It’s not even a thing.
same!! thanks youtube for the reels lol
Me too! This morning and now I'm searching for him on RUclips. I'm loving him
I just need a friend like Matteo
I love this man, hysterical 😂
Ive noticed recently that Matteo has really been having really good fun while saying jokes compared to before and Im so freaking happy that he's in a part of his life where he radiates joy and mischief on stage
I think the word mischief is such a great word to describe the feeling he emits
@@secnd2lastquincy gay mischief 😁☺️
@@mikuenjoyerXDthe best
He always has
As a straight man I have to say, this is one of thee best stand up routines I’ve seen in a while. A lot of gay humour and references but never alienates the straight male audience who may not be familiar with them like myself. Also fun and contagious energy matteo gave off the full time which grips and captivates the audience. All in all I hope this dude comes to the uk because I would definitely buy a ticket
I feel the same way, also he does alot of podcasts and he's always so funny.
He did!!! he did a 10 min slot at Secret comedy club two weeks ago! V Good!!@@imatowel5930
It's very educational. LOL
Staight woman. Myself and my fella from small town ireland love him too. There such a natural vibe to him
Well I am a bisexual, bipolar, nonbinary feminist, furry, transexual who loves reruns of Andy Griffith, and I think Matteo is great!!!
Honestly I could watch an entire special of just Matteo doing impersonations of Nick.
I hope they do the podcast
Somehow Matteo's version of Nick is even more Nick than Nick!
istg his impersonations are so good I want a compilation of him just doing voices
I'm just picturing Roger from American Dad the whole time, lol
Me too!!
The fact that Matteo Lane and Nicole Byer are best friends makes SO much sense because they both have the same sense of humor. I loved this special!
And kirckson
Who is the male best friend?
@@all4HeroNick Smith
And nonlinear hair accomplishments. 😊❤
As a Brit, your impression of the bakeoff contestant “oh she was making a chicken!” - I near had a hernia from laughing!
The second "ACK ACK ACK" deceased me 😭😭
Same
Hello Deceased!
I freakin' adore Matteo's energy and joke styles. He is so welcoming, silly, good-natured. A very unique guy with a plethora of talent and a joy to see perform!!!
He really is, one of the best right now, hope he does a UK tour sure he'll sell it out no bother!
Omg I’ve never seen this man before!! I laughed my ass off. Very impressed. 💯
Plethora is such a beautiful word.
Like cunty but you know he's a great guy 😊❤
I’ve been recovering from being hit by a utility van this past year and dealing with trying to walk again and PTSD. Matteo thank you for giving me a moment of laughter and joy.
Slow and steady with both. With walking work your keg muscles even in bed, it'll really helps. Just pretend you're running; Yes, it may sound dumb but helps. You probably already did but make sure you get brain scans ❤
I lost both of my parents in lava and my kids are both autistic
Is the PTSD a separate issue? Or are you claiming you have PTSD from being hit by a utility van...?
@@mason96575 yes the ptsd is a diagnosis from being hit by the van. I had pelvic, rib cage, hip and talus injuries. The utility van was about a 4 ton vehicle that threw me roughly 30’. When I was struck my only thought was, ‘well this is how I die’. It’s not anything I would wish upon anyone, even a mortal enemy.
@@sylfae wow, that's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that. As you know, PTSD is not as glorious as people think 🤗
Timestamps:
0:11 Intro
0:29 Hair Transplant
9:52 Nick
10:24 Bell House
11:29 Calling customer service
12:24 Pandemic (2020)
13:55 Recovering from hair transplants
14:38 Jacking Off at 36
16:48 Dating people with an accent
17:25 Matteo posting pasta videos online
18:46 Reading an Instagram comment (queerfeministrights)
21:45 Nicole Byer
23:23 The state of the Food Network (2023)
25:16 Reality/Cooking TV Shows in the U.S
26:20 Matteo & Michelle Wolf watching British Bake Off
27:46 People on Judge Judy
28:12 Barefoot Contessa
29:36 Gay Icons
30:00 Cooking with Rachael Ray
30:58 Video Games
31:58 Fortnite vs Call Of Duty
33:00 Playing Call Of Duty w/ Jacob
36:47 Kids awareness of the LGBTQIA+ Community
37:58 Matteo being called F****t
40:20 6 Flags
44:20 Telling old jokes
46:45 Exit
46:57 Credits
thank you
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Doing God's work here. 😂
as a straight "adult" male gamer I fucking died at 35:19
i have never felt more accurately described and frankly attacked. it was fucking hillarious!
Oh please, just come out pf the closet already
The squidward voice for nick is hilarious. Love this special
I went to the olive garden video, and honestly.. he's not wrong xD Nick DOES kinda sound like that.
Add a little tremor and Nick turns into Kathryn Hepburn.
@robertgibbs6154 oh shit yes
I laughed so hard when he said Nick basically sounds like Squidward, because the first time he did Nick's voice, my first reaction was "oh my god that is an excellent Squidward impression though" 😂
Kinda reminds me a bit of Roger from American Dad too 😂
The entire gaming section of the video was HILARIOUS. It's not often it's actually enteertaining when someone is recounting a funny thing that happened in a video game, but the "we could live here" absolutely KILLED me
Timestamp? I saw a short of him talking about CoD, and it cracked me up
@@esmooth919 the gaming talk starts at about 31:00 and lasts for a while. All very good! Especially when he started making himself laugh by remembering some funny stuff
Omg it's sooooo good! I've only dreamt of gaming stand up. And it's coming from one of the best! ❤
Absolutely quality
I thought the squidward joke with Nick was an over-exaggeration until I watched the Olive Garden video. Turns out it couldn't have been any more accurate
There's footage if him?! How can I find it?
@@IrinaZumbathe video is called “Matteo Lane And Nick Eat At Olive Garden” It’s on this channel!
I live with terrible neuropathic pain, but Matteo makes me laugh so hard it makes it easier.
Thank you for being so delightfully hilarious.
I love hearing Nick laughing almost as much as hearing Matteo’s stand-up routine 😂😂😂
Oh dammit, I thought, “there’s always that one guy,” but I didn’t realise it might be Nick!
I noticed it too! His voice is so recognizable
Nick was not there that night obviously
I thought "oh god someone is loving this!" Made me laugh even more ❤
Oh my god, thank you for bringing my attention to this😂
That click joke was perfect! So many people try and they just go overboard and it ends up not being funny. As a South African, I approve 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I read this just as he did it 😂 so good
I love how Matt's impression of Nick is gay squidward
I listen to this set so regularly & it still makes me die laughing
Me too!
Honestly, same. He's a treasure. 😊❤
He needs to be a sitcom so badly
EDIT:
● Goodness what happened to my comment 😳
● I don't know why half of you translate (Matteo should ( it was 2am when I wrote it while laughing) star in a situation comedy based on the stories he tells in his Stand Up ) to him not doing stand up ...
He's absolutely capable of doing Stand Up - and a sit com and a cooking show - whole ass movie .. like Seinfeld, Robin Williams and Martha Stewart all rolled into one ... 🤣
Only if it’s on cable.
and movies
And maybe they have a token straight friend who no one ever says is straight and we never see them actually kiss anyone of the opposite sex but they provide excellent comedy releaf😅
And it’s British
@@LLynneM yeah, unedited matteo is where it's at. i dont think i could spend an afternoon with him because i'd just end up in stitches by the time it was all over. he's just incredibly witty and funny
Matteo isn't even trying hard to be funny like most comedians, he is genuinely himself and THATS why hes both relatable and funny❤
I love that he laughs at his own jokes!
Am liking Matteo more and more.
That is super insulting to the amount of work that goes into writing stand up material
Vvvvcvcv
❤❤ I couldn't have said it better myself! I emphatically agree
I hope he stays this humble and and keeps enjoying his craft as much as we enjoy his words
I love the audience member on the bottom left with short hair, wearing a jacket, who is just constantly clutching his heart, literally ready to have an aneurism at any moment, I hope he made it out alive, cuz this was one of Matteo's best recorded shows so far.
I heard opera signer, painter and now he’s a comedian. True artist.
Also a chef! LOL
And he speaks 5 languages!
Man gay people are just cooler aren't they?
He’s a typical gay? I’m not sure what you were expecting
@@L3onking I don’t stereotype people based off of sexuality, weirdo.
Bravo to Matteo for jumping straight into the topic of hair loss. He not only beautifully controlled his own narrative but also took the wind out of any gossip. Fantastic routine.
Very quick, a library of characters, delivery spot on, its on repeat.
Usually when there’s a lot of gay humor it can feel like it’s pandering too much or rely heavily on stereotypical humor, becoming a bit of a repetitive drag, but this felt so natural and genuine. I watched this by myself and I can honestly say I was laughing like a maniac and I promise I watch a lot of standup. This was an all timer for me and I can’t wait to tell everyone about it!
He is on fire in this special. Every single joke hits hard.
I kinda love how almost all of his accents and voice work is so on point (or at least "authentic, if exaggerated for comedic effect,") while his Rachael Ray impression foregoes all that and goes straight for "demonic possession."
I laughed so much I cried, my cats woke up from their naps. They looked at me, concern brimming in their eyes. It got me laughing harder. Oh Lord, Mateo you're such a joy to watch!
Oh no, I hope you're okay. My heart aches for you
Absolutely amazing. Third or fourth time I’ve watched this, and I’ve also got it saved in my “emergency serotonin” playlist for when I need extreme cheering up no matter what. Things that are so funny or so good that they are guaranteed to short circuit my stupid brain out of its spiral-and this special is one of them. Bravo, truly. The vibe with the crowd is also immaculate.
Can you share a link to the playlist? Sounds like the best ever.
@@RonjaSebastian oh it’s highly insane mostly crack material from various fandoms I watch and cute animal videos. I think it might be public on my page under playlists if you’re really determined to check it out. 😂😅
@@RonjaSebastian Hope at least a couple things in there can help short circuit a dark spiral! You can also always just start making your own emergency serotonin playlist-I highly recommend adding anything any time you laugh so hard you can’t stop, your stomach starts hurting, or makes you happy tear-up. It has helped a lot when I’m kind of stuck in an anxiety loop.
I'm so freakin' excited for this! Saw him in Seattle earlier this year and he absolutely KILLED it. I took my friend who didn't know anything about him and she left a fan. His show was solid AF. If you get the opportunity, please go out and support him. He deserves it. You won't be disappointed. Guaranteed good time, which can be rare these days. Even his opener was legit. Love you, Matteo and thanks for sharing your gift with us!!! ❤❤❤
So much THIS! I am on Vancouver Island BC Canada 🇨🇦 and I would love you to come over 💝💜💚🥰
It’s because his stand up is like your very best friend telling you ALL the funny stories that have happened since the last time you guys have caught up! He is so damn funny I cannot contain my laughter.. and tears from laughing so hard!
Gonna go see him in my city and I cannot wait!!! I’m already too excited about it and telling everyone I know that they should go and experience him. Gonna go bring my friend that doesn’t know about him, and I’m sure she’s gonna leave a fan, too!! So glad you had fun babes!! ❤
He's coming to Melbourne, Australia. A friend and I have tickets to see him, the anticipation is killing us. Multiple shows in each major city sold out so quickly that we were lucky to get good seats. It's great to hear that you enjoyed seeing Matteo live too. Take care. 🇦🇺💙🇺🇸
Give this man his own Netflix show already! Nice job, Matteo. We’re looking forward to seeing you live later this year. Take care!💜
Man screw netflix! He doesn't need them!!! Netflix is not the epitome it's just another large platform. Now getting an HBO special is where it used to be. I'm happy to be seeing this on You Tube vs Netflix.
They turned down this special, he was thinking about calling it "Netflix said no"🤣
Why, he doesn't need it, he's more appreciated outside of Netflix, and they would probably low ball him anyway and own his material forever
Not the Squidward/Roger voice for Nick I'm dead 💀
30:40
Not "she's one of Oprah's HORCRUXES”!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
It's funny because it's true. 😊❤
Matteo has gotten me through some of my hardest times as a gay man. I can’t be more grateful for him. He made me love to laugh again.
and love to cocks also didnt he?
💚
It's bittersweet to hear Matteo to say that the jokes will be retired after the special, as someone who follows the page for some time it's nice to finally those snippets he's posted to come as a full special finally, some of them are really special. Looking forward to his future materials :)
Well said! We just have to look forward to the new new.
Exactly what I was thinking!
To watch his other content and see it become a bit;
It's like being in on an inside joke, knowing where the setup is gonna go, priceless.
I was like "There's no way Nick's voice sounds like this" so I went and found a video of him and..... Matteo's impression is pretty spot on lmao
Click tribes “girl” with a head turn….excellent
I laughed right through the whole video, no other comedian has made me laugh so hard than Matteo Lane has....😂 😂 😂 👏👏👏 Merci beaucoup Monsieur Matteo Lane. 😊
Matteo is fire. I also like Matt Rife.
This got me cracking up so much on my morning walk with my dog.
@@BederikStorm Yes me too! Imagine if them two had a baby together? ! All the laughs!!
Mateo the Princess 👑! Darling, I NEED MORE content, living for you dear, comedy show, sit downs, carbonara recipe 🎉 IDC! 💝 LOVE your personality, just my type of gay! 🥰
Some might eye roll at what I’m about to say BUT as a straight man, I was dying laughing. You are a genius! The way you make connections for everyone on the spectrum is masterful. The part where you were talking about jacking off really hit me. I guess I was naive to the fact that gay men are just as driven by sex as straight men. Outstanding job 🙌🏼
I’m so happy to hear that you were willing to judge Matteo’s content on its merits, as opposed to refusing to even hear him out due to homophobia. I don’t know what part of the world you live in, but unfortunately where I’m at we’ve still got work to do. We’ve come a long way, but the world can always benefit from cultivating more loving, connected, interdependent energies. Humor is what makes this life experience worth it to me. Humor and cute animals. ❤️🙏🐾
No eye roll here!
There's still a lot of hate from straight men towards gay men (usually masking discomfort, confusion, and/or ignorance). Hate towards non-straights has been increasing lately, so y'all male straights who can accept gay men in comedy (and other places) have become a breath of fresh air.
I used to be very open about being queer: I'm a bi/pan/whatever gal. Even though I'm seen as "less threatening" than gay men, there's still a lot of hate for people like me (especially when we're one of the openly queer women who show unwavering support for trans folk 🙋🏻♀️). Over the past few years I've been less open with people until I know where they stand, just for my own safety. It sucks!
Straight guys who are accepting of gay men (as much as some gay/queer people might want to deny it) are extremely important right now. Homophobic people might not listen to the gays/queers when we speak, but they're likely to listen to you. Please remember that, and speak up for us if you can.
On a less serious note: I'm so glad you enjoyed Matteo's comedy. He's fantastic! I get what you mean about identifying with some of what he says: I'm a bi gal, but some of his stories hit home for me too! 💜
Why would we eye roll, we're all dying! He kills it every time.
@@MsFuzzipoo The only reason I thought it might illicit an eye roll is because it comes off weird when you lead with “as a straight man” to me it feels too close to “he’s good for a gay guy”. I’m a fan of comedy and I hate the PC/censor world we live in. We have become too sensitive and it sucks the energy/entertainment out of everything. I’m a blue collar guy who votes red, shoots guns, hunts, watches football & MMA, goes golfing and pretty much any other manly thing you can think of. IM ALSO a man that watches Ru Paul’s drag race (I’m a sucker for good competition and those bitches bring it 😂), I was in theater in high school, I’ve been to drag shows, I have gay friends and I’m 100% an advocate of let people live their fucking lives. I’m sure you disagree with how I vote but I consider myself more center right. I hate when my party goes after the dumbest shit like gay marriage and abortion. I would rather them focus on government spending, taxes and foreign policy. I’m trying to raise and be the type of person who’s willing to find that common ground and accept people for who they are. We all need to stop trying to shove our beliefs down each others throats and just find that common ground. I’ve had people ask me, what if your son turns out to be gay? If he is gay he’s probably going to be able to beat your straight sons ass lol because I only have one nonnegotiable requirement for my children, they have to learn to defend themselves whether it be wrestling (like me), boxing or MMA. They have to do one. It will teach them discipline and be able to defend themselves or others.
Sorry for the novel but enjoy these conversations that bring people together and push us towards that common ground.
@@dillonnagel7596 interesting the tae kwon do was nonnegotiable for my son and daughter as well because I am a single mother and needed to know they could protect themselves
I have watched this countless times. It brings me so much joy and laughter.
Loved it!! Almost 70 and laughing my heart out. Go and do more great things!
I laughed so hard that my cat jumped off me, and then I laughed even harder and needed my inhaler. Would wheeze again 10/10. Love you Matteo!
ME TOO!!!! I scared the shit outta my 4!!! I was hysterical!!
I thought I wrote this and just accepted it. And I don't even have pets 😂😂 that's how funny this guy this 😂
Would wheeze again 😂😂😂
Agreed! And ventolin!
As a straight black male I find this to be the funniest special out. Loved it!
As a straight white female 😂me too 😂😂😂😂
Why did you have to lead with that? lol
@@Chowder0440 It's contextual
God.
Matteo n is a Whitexican😢
Yo Netflix! This guy deserves a special!
The Barefoot Contessa impression 🤣 I can't. It's so so good.
I’ve been feeling down lately because of some serious health issues, but I literally couldn’t STOP LAUGHING for 47 minutes watching this omg. Thank you Matteo, you made a sad Brazilian very happy today.
Glad you are feeling better 😊
Came to the comments to say the same thing. This premiered at exactly the time I needed to laugh. Hope you’re feeling better, I suffer from chronic pain and mental health issues that are secondary to the chronic pain
Okay, now there are three of us in the comments totally feeling you on the “Man, I needed this SO MUCH in my life right now!” I loved this, and good health to all of you. 💖
🎶samba muito triste🎶🕺🏼
@@trudykennedy2380 to you as well 😊 thank you
He produced this entire thing himself, good for him! Great show.
Whaaatt!??!!😮😮crazyyy talented
It's inevitable, I can't fucking help it, dude starts speaking and I start laughing like a maniac, I love this man so much, he's fucking hilarious, he seriously has the gift of comedy.
I’ve watched this special 3 times and love Matteo. I also think I can hear Nick’s laughter.
definitely can lol as soon as you mentioned it, I heard it
I heard it too!!
oh my god this crowd was ELECTRIC. every joke hit harder than i’ve seen in videos before, i can’t wait to see you live irl some day 😭 this was even better than the advice special! so proud of you and all your continued success, and i love that you always mention jacob, nicole, nick, bob, michelle etc 💛
Matteo is a breath of fresh air.
Real fun, real talented with real connection with the crowd.
Hes going BIG! Much success to him!
Much success to him man. There are people who are just FUNNY 😂😂😂😂
natural story teller!!!!!! so much passion and energy in one human being XD
As a Brit, I was in hysterics about the great British bake off. So true we can’t understand some Brit accents either. Love watching American shows as they are so dramatic
The best part about this is Matteo is going to be on all the podcasts now promoting this! More Matteo content coming at ya!
bring it on! his content is second to none, absolutely hilarious stuff!
I hope he returns to Stuff Island. and Chris D... and Flagrant. He absolutely murdered on all three of those, but he was especially hilarious on Stuff Island! I can't remember if he's done Kill Tony yet or not?! Anyone know?!
The gay alligator killed me.😅
One of the actual best “specials” I’ve seen in a long time. I could watch this 15 times back to back and it still lands
Yes please don't retire your jokes for telly. Do them again and again....
Found him on FB Reels and I csnt stop watching him. Great delivery. Fresh style. My heart aches for more of him.
Ok now we need a comedy night special with Matteo, Nicole and Michelle!
Yes but I'd probably not survive I'd die from laughing so hard 😂
I need this.
And @gayfemanest
AND NICK!! Don’t forget about Nick!
@@samaeldeul572 haha yes!😂
You could have gone on for another hour..it's never enough of Matteo. Simply Fabulous!!!😂🤣🥰😘
Yes. If it was three hours long I'd be locked in the whole time.
I can watch this over and over and still laugh hysterically. Such a world class comedian and person. Truly one of the best there is. ❤
Too freaking funny. Listening through headset at work and laughing out loud. People think I’m a crazy person.
So many great moments in this special. His Squidward friend sounds amazing, but the Oprah horcrux joke made me laugh so hard 😂😂
69th like 😎 y'all know the rule
Almost chocked from laughing 😂
Perishing dying. I’m a fucking lich now from this 😂
Your impressions are SO spot on! Nick probably complained "I don't sound like that!" but yes, Nick, you do. Awesome special. Can't wait for the next one, and more of your cooking videos, too!
I'm reading this comment with spongebob in the background 😂 🤣
I heard Tom Papa mention Matteo and I had never heard of Matteo Lane. So of course, I ran to RUclips! This is an outstanding special. I truly laughed so hard!
Brushing my teeth watching Matteo and almost choked from laughing outburst! Love Matteo’s authenticity and outlook on living, not to mention his wonderful, eclectic friends ❤
The best! My kinda conservative mom is visiting and staying with me. We sat together on the couch watching this and she was laughing so hard. It gave me so much joy! She then went down your RUclips rabbit hole. She now is so excited to try your recipes 😂 this special is perfect! I live in Hawaii and hope one day you can come out here for a show!
Hello fellow kama'aina!!! I have the same wish... I'm on Oahu which increases my chances (by like 0.1%, really). Realistically I'll probably have to go to the Mainland if I wanna actually see Matteo live ¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯
I've broken down and done it to see my favorite band, The Mountain Goats, who have like _maybe_ 3 fans in all the islands despite having a huge LGBTQIA following (🙋🏻♀️ I'm a queer/bi/pan/whatever gal so I'm in that group).
Their music just isn't something that appeals to most local people, so I've taken a few trips to Portland to see 'em. I lived in PDX for 8 years: college and a few years of work before moving back here where I was born/raised, so PDX is like my home from another lifetime (it's been decades, and the city has changed majorly but some of my old haunts still stand). I always go to PDX for live events on the mainland, if it comes to that.
*Anyway*
I'd love it if Matteo came to Hawai'i! I know he has a fan base here, but I'm not sure it's big enough to draw a crowd that would make travel worth it / financially feasible.
(Also, your mom sounds cool 💜)
@MsFuzzipoo GASP I love the Mountain Goats! I discovered them a few years ago -- a hip hop artist I adore named them as his favorite, so I gave them a listen and was gobsmacked. What a beautiful songwriter! I've never seen them live though; in recent years I've become pretty solitary/socially inept and can't handle crowds (Though I had VIP tickets, I didn't attend my favorite band's most recent 25th album anniversary tour [Modest Mouse's Lonesome Crowded West tour], which was depressing. Additionally, I had to almost immediately leave a David Sedaris reading AND a few much-anticipated drag shows, also depressing, because toooo much peoples panic 🫤) buuuut I would really like to see them play at least once in my lifetime..
Anyhoo, I've never found another fan out in the wild! So... NEAT 🙃😬
Buuuut I sorta doubt Matteo will come here anyway -- I live in Oklahoma 😒and the last two drag shows my parents went to were protested.. it's a wee bit scary out here, so 🤷♀️ it's quite understandable if he doesn't. The fucking RANCID homophobia here is truly grotesque. I suppose I will just continue to repeat-play all of his shit and boisterously guffaw alone with my dogs!!
Sorry for the disjointed nonsense rant.. I got excited 🙃 okay bye!!!
Mateo. First off, you gave my sister in law laura the opportunity to open for you in Toronto. That was so exciting for me because I’m such a big fan of you through your standup and podcast appearances. I tried listening to this while working out and actually had to put it down cause I was laughing so hard during my set of handstands that I fell on my head. Great job and so nice to see you shining over the last few years. Excited to see what’s next for you. You’re sincerely talented and have worked so hard.
I just love Laura. She is so so talented
As a type 2 diabetic I laughed way too hard at “sugar war of ‘92 I lost a foot” 😂😂😂
i don't know if i EVER laughed this hard on ANYTHING. this guy is hilarious!
Matteo's impressions are INCREDIBLE!!! The squidward, Gaston, Ina Garten, elmo.... so talented. I gagged laughing.
In absolute tears, especially the bowl of egg whites story omg. I sooo needed this. I would sell my organs ( or my mums) to see him in the UK.
If u do, make sure to tell matteo during meet & greet 🤣 we wanna hear all about it in his next set 🤣🤣🤣
As long as those organs don’t go to waste!
@@willowtree6487 *snerk*
Nice call back.
Omg the egg whites was a masterclass. I could not breathe
My heart ached it was so funny.
You're the funniest comedian I've come across in a long time. Thank you for the much needed laughs!
I introduced Matteo to my dad and now he’s a big fan too.
Dude, I've always know Matteo is a comedy beast on all the podcasts but this was my first time hearing his actual stand up. What. A. Legend. Hard to find another example of a set that has so many consistent laughs every few seconds. If I was a make-a-wish kid I would wish for a day hanging with Matteo and his friends.
His advice special is hilarious too!
Mateo's impersonation of Nick is absolutely perfect! Love them together!! Fantastic special!
Haha right? He really does sound like Squidward 🤣🤣
It reminds me of Roger from American Dad lol
Matteo, thats not Gaston, thats Tony the tiger 😂. So if i ever hear tony the tiger playing COD with my son, I'm taking his headset and making an ass out of myself by asking "IS THIS MATTEO LANE?!? OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU YOU'RE AWESOME".
Loved hearing Nick's laugh from time to time😂
Matteo, you impersonations are hilarious!
Rachel Ray being one of Ophra's horcruxes was so funny and out of pocket that I choked on air😂 30:30
And “she’s cooked enough!” Lmfao 😂
Goddamit u spoiled me 😂
That joke almost killed me!!!!!😂
Incredible talent. I don’t care what your background or age group is; outstanding performer, a joy to watch. Mateo should be mandatory for laughter therapy in hospitals (edgy, sure but hey!). Amazing.
So authentic yet creative in writing ... he really memorizes his scripts to a T!! Not a beat in thinking, just pure flow ... he must have been a theatre kid in high school, he is a great actor 😂❤🎉
StandUp is a performance art.
He is the goat. He is a trained opera singer, multilingual, acting top-notch, and a painter.
the whole thing about the egg whites has me pissing myself laughing why was that so funny
holy crap that Squidward impression was on point! I love this guy's comedy
Edit: just watched Olive Garden and Nick absolutely does sound like Squidward 😂. I love them both!
worst thing about this? its only 47 mins. i could listen to him much longer. brilliant and tremendous on so many levels
The jokes about Nick are the best 😂
The videos you two do together are my favorite thing on RUclips
Genuinely the tightest stand up show I’ve ever seen. Just non stop banger after banger. Even if the crowd was dead, the jokes would hit just the same because they’re genuinely funny. Some comedians get a looooottt of help from the suggestion of laughter, but that is not the case here. So good!
The pasta story omg 🤣😂 Had me chucking. Thanks for the laughs today.
It's 6am on a Monday in Shanghai where I currently live and I set an alarm to watch this premiere! OMG! Thank you A BILLION Matteo!!! You are absolutely brilliant and hilarious! I don't remember any other time in my life when I laughed so much (and it wasn't through tears) right before starting a new workweek :) I LOVE YOUR COMEDY!!!
Yes! Also watching from Shanghai! Funniest special I've seen in years!
Shanghai in the house
Premier??
Just absolutely brilliant….laughed so hard thought my legs would never dry. Bravo Matteo, sei uno meravilgia ❤
Shanghai Baoshan here too!!
I'm deeply in love with your ability to tell stories and leave us hanging on the rails and then breaking all the tension by sending the train off the track. It's brilliant and I can't wait to see you in person.
Had my dying at work. Had to share with a ton of people. Keep it up man, you are hilarious.
Netflix special or we riot
Matteo - I'm watching in bed, desperately depressed. I read the comments about how this made people laugh on tough days and was like, "BET." But I just had to pause the video so I could tell you that I really, actually, genuinely laughed. I've been having a hard time hearing the bird song of hope today and it was scary. Thank you for making me hear her again.
You are not alone, I promise you. Keep your head up. You'll make it through the storm ❤
@@mels11592 ❤❤ thank you so much
Best wishes from a stranger. Life can be brutal, hang I there like a kitten 😂
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Love you fellow human ❤
I made a huge mistake watching this during my skincare routine. I'm over here cry-laughing with fresh toner on my face and lotion all over my hands. Can't move I'm laughing too hard, can't see, can't wipe off my face. oh god, worth it.
LMFAO, I have SO been there! the worst is when you’re doing a charcoal tightening masque and you just want to drink come coffee or water. Haha Thanks a lot, Origins, for depriving me of hydration no I can’t purse my lips!
I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard I cried, yet here I am ... 😂😂🤣
so happy Matteo came up on my feed!! He’s hilarious and made my night!!
There isn't anything about Matteo Lane I don't love. This special was just absolutely fabulous in every sense of the word. Congratulations! You deserve all the good this life has to offer Matteo. ❤
Love the relatable takes in this special.
Don't often hear video game humor translate so well on stage without having to divulge nerdy gamer narratives.
Bravo Matteo can't wait until the next special.
100%
Ah man, you're quickly becoming one of my favorite comics. Your delivery's fantastic, you look like you're having so much fun on stage, and the energy's just different, gurl. I love it. Glad I got recommended this special. And by God, I'm gonna look up those cooking videos of yours on IG because I've just been doing Japanese food which is great, but it's time to learn some Italian as well, and to learn from someone with your charisma sounds like a great time.
How can one human being be soooo positive?? I immediately get happy listening to him! ❤