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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
  • Welcome back to TABS! Today in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator we're out doing more viewer requested battles and going deeper down the campaign line. I hope you enjoyed this episode of TABS, thanks for watching and liking.
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Комментарии • 650

  • @duke8370
    @duke8370 5 лет назад +287

    Recreate the scene from 300 where the arrows blot out the sun!

    • @Lo-tf6qt
      @Lo-tf6qt 5 лет назад +11

      Does Drae know that archers don't shoot each other in the back anymore?

    • @duke8370
      @duke8370 5 лет назад +1

      @@Lo-tf6qt I hope so lmao

    • @thanosdione8053
      @thanosdione8053 5 лет назад +4

      We need the hwacha for that

    • @duke8370
      @duke8370 5 лет назад +2

      @@thanosdione8053 You right. But we could always just recreate any battle from there haha

    • @thanosdione8053
      @thanosdione8053 5 лет назад +2

      Imagine that but with spears

  • @tobipickle
    @tobipickle 5 лет назад +244

    Dad thanks you for blessing us with more TABS

    • @raphaelkap
      @raphaelkap 5 лет назад +7

      uwu daddy dwae xd
      give me youw twabs dadyy dwae rawr

    • @bananasaxophone2571
      @bananasaxophone2571 5 лет назад +3

      Dad?

    • @Robitnerd
      @Robitnerd 5 лет назад +5

      banana saxophone be a real fan

    • @giancarloespejo9629
      @giancarloespejo9629 5 лет назад +3

      Spaghetti Cat
      Was ‘dad’ an autocorrect or on purpose?

    • @tobipickle
      @tobipickle 5 лет назад +2

      @@giancarloespejo9629 It was on purpose.

  • @thegamingcat3202
    @thegamingcat3202 5 лет назад +59

    Try to use the Berserkers to open the door, they both have the landfall logo on them

    • @pioxels2311
      @pioxels2311 5 лет назад +3

      The brawlers And Jarls Also have

  • @loco4halo1
    @loco4halo1 5 лет назад +5

    1:25, haha i love how that halfling just gets gut punched hard af XD

  • @crazyoldhead2455
    @crazyoldhead2455 5 лет назад +167

    Why did that minotaur immediately die? Edit: nvm he was just sleeping

  • @barrylescrub8029
    @barrylescrub8029 5 лет назад +24

    Legend of Zelda battle
    Knight=Link
    Priest=Zelda
    V.S.
    Mammoth=Beast Ganon
    Or
    Minatour=Beast Ganon
    To make it a bit more even
    Or
    Use 7 priests for the 7 sages

    • @thanosdione8053
      @thanosdione8053 5 лет назад +2

      Mammoth gonna win but if we want a fair fight get the king vs mammoth or change mammoth to minotaur

    • @barrylescrub8029
      @barrylescrub8029 5 лет назад

      Thanos Dione True But Link is Mostly known for carrying a sword and shield but I think a Minatour would be good too

    • @thanosdione8053
      @thanosdione8053 5 лет назад

      So the knight vs minotaur I actually never seen that so hope you get your battle in

    • @thebookonthegoat8068
      @thebookonthegoat8068 5 лет назад

      Are you serious?
      Yo just want to see Zelda and link die hahahahahaha

  • @scott4724
    @scott4724 5 лет назад +55

    Terrifying monsters have invaded Rome and there are only a few warriors to defend the Roman city
    Roman map
    Blue - monsters
    1 minatour
    3 bone mages
    2 jarls
    4 berserkers
    1 mammoth
    3 valkyries
    Red - defenders
    4 hoplites
    10 shield spear phalanx
    12 archers 6 on each flank
    1 king as their worthy leader
    2 knights as the kings guard
    5 farmers
    5 squires as a frontline

    • @DrSpoon-iu4hs
      @DrSpoon-iu4hs 5 лет назад +3

      Maybe toss in 10 squires as a frontline

    • @Voc_spooksauce
      @Voc_spooksauce 5 лет назад +2

      Valks and Berserkers aren't really monsters tho,but i understand why you would add them

    • @JB-tx5fm
      @JB-tx5fm 5 лет назад +2

      Well thought out, I like it.

    • @hazzabomb707
      @hazzabomb707 5 лет назад

      Bermanator Turkey I tried it, red won.

  • @chumba387
    @chumba387 5 лет назад +80

    Will halflings stay grabbed on valkiery in air

    • @calebprouty288
      @calebprouty288 5 лет назад +2

      Dylan is A bot omg yes I need to see this

    • @SuperJM500
      @SuperJM500 5 лет назад +2

      Actually yes they do. Just played TABS 1h ago and had 3 halflings flying on one valkyrie

  • @baalzagoroth4693
    @baalzagoroth4693 5 лет назад +28

    You just keep those TABS videos comin', and I love it.

  • @marcodragon4995
    @marcodragon4995 5 лет назад +19

    *Leaves the Snake Archers totally unprotected*
    *Snake Archers get destroyed*
    "Oh wow these snakes are a big let-down :("

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад +151

    Imagine if vikings could use their boats to fly
    the modern world would be shirtless and holding an axe

    • @enderdrone6432
      @enderdrone6432 5 лет назад +4

      I would love to see that in Unit Editor!

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 5 лет назад +5

      @@enderdrone6432 Make Valkyries carry the boats

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 5 лет назад +5

      And put frost archers on the ship inself

    • @damestairmand
      @damestairmand 5 лет назад +1

      Edin743 I support you

    • @KuroChiShikaku
      @KuroChiShikaku 5 лет назад +1

      You mean you're not holding an axe while shirtless?

  • @riptotosmic6468
    @riptotosmic6468 5 лет назад +3

    *THAT HEADBUTTER AT THE END GOT ME DEAD.*
    headbutter: la la
    *boom*
    *VICTORY*

  • @isnortjarsofdirt6004
    @isnortjarsofdirt6004 5 лет назад +5

    Draegast: The king has a lot of HP.
    Dark peasant: Hold my Berry.

    • @erickpereira2335
      @erickpereira2335 5 лет назад

      We need the old dark peasent back :(

    • @fellipe6130
      @fellipe6130 5 лет назад

      We need super peasant too

    • @nosleepp6744
      @nosleepp6744 5 лет назад

      @@fellipe6130 we just need peasants in general

  • @Repa-uo9ms
    @Repa-uo9ms 5 лет назад +14

    Suggestion:
    Use every Unit (once) in one team and let them fight against a team that also has every unit

    • @Dr.Death8520
      @Dr.Death8520 5 лет назад +2

      When you comment and scroll down to find a similar comment XD

    • @Repa-uo9ms
      @Repa-uo9ms 5 лет назад

      @@Dr.Death8520 Welp, thats embarrassing

    • @Dr.Death8520
      @Dr.Death8520 5 лет назад +1

      @@Repa-uo9ms yours was first. My version was drae choice of second team. But hey, more chance of the "one of all" fight.

    • @Repa-uo9ms
      @Repa-uo9ms 5 лет назад

      @@Dr.Death8520 Really wanna see that fight happening

  • @SupremeReverend
    @SupremeReverend 5 лет назад +3

    6:12 totally disregards flying minotaur hitting the t-pose

  • @RyanWuzHere13
    @RyanWuzHere13 5 лет назад +2

    6:45 “hey here’s an amazing idea, use very close melee units against flying and ranged units!! Amazing! Bazinga!”
    7:35 “hey here’s a better idea, let’s use a troop that literally CANT shoot a air units no matter what, against air and ranged units!
    8:00 “ok ok ok, here’s the best idea, let’s use a troop that charges straight, on the ground, taking a bit, dealing low melee damage and slowly, only doing damage during the charge, against air units (can’t get charged) and ranged units (which make the birds get charged at, dealing damage to ONLY the Minotaur)

    • @Blade-tj5rw
      @Blade-tj5rw 5 лет назад

      9:00 And then drop the "tactic" and throw in some clubbers and win...

  • @applechild2606
    @applechild2606 5 лет назад +2

    "This will be a freaking murder." Says as he put down units that shoot CROWS

  • @ExpiredFlame
    @ExpiredFlame 5 лет назад +1

    Headbutter vs Catapult was just the best fight ever!! XD Can't stop laughing

  • @Envy1359
    @Envy1359 5 лет назад +1

    3:41 Brutal scene. The Minotaur is trying to rip the Halfling apart.

  • @constantine-worldsmostdang7908
    @constantine-worldsmostdang7908 5 лет назад +8

    This is soo entertaining for some reason

  • @gaalidas4836
    @gaalidas4836 5 лет назад

    I absolutely love the slow time with lots of units. You can see every little movement in epic detail.

  • @Ride-Drive
    @Ride-Drive 5 лет назад +36

    Drae, there is going to be fps mod with full control over unit soon

    • @jononehundred
      @jononehundred 5 лет назад +1

      There is. check the landfall RUclips and there newest video

    • @thanosdione8053
      @thanosdione8053 5 лет назад +9

      Can't wait to play as a bard

    • @jononehundred
      @jononehundred 5 лет назад +2

      @@thanosdione8053 lol

    • @Predator23321
      @Predator23321 5 лет назад

      Don't they already have the coding done for that from totally accurate battlegrounds?

    • @troybaszczyk9856
      @troybaszczyk9856 5 лет назад

      Top Drives niiice

  • @uperGmer
    @uperGmer 5 лет назад +1

    1:26 That halfling got punched out of existence

    • @Tommycat4888
      @Tommycat4888 5 лет назад

      5uper.G4mer21.94 5uper.G4mer21.94 Lol

  • @breadsnek4003
    @breadsnek4003 5 лет назад +22

    My head hurts from hearing earrape titanic flute songs, this is my antidote
    Update 0.01: added an “s”

    • @gammabootyhairs
      @gammabootyhairs 5 лет назад +1

      what would cause this comment to be an update 1.0?

    • @Voc_spooksauce
      @Voc_spooksauce 5 лет назад

      @@gammabootyhairs Another update

  • @TheTristan91
    @TheTristan91 5 лет назад +18

    go in the tribal first map and put a longboat inside a tree

    • @JB-tx5fm
      @JB-tx5fm 5 лет назад +2

      What does it do?

    • @TheTristan91
      @TheTristan91 5 лет назад +2

      @@JB-tx5fm infinite boat explosion and troops flying around its weird

  • @matrixmushroom2285
    @matrixmushroom2285 5 лет назад +1

    *places scarecrows* "With how much money we have, this'll be a freaking murder." Wait a second... Was that intended?

  • @mdbb4054
    @mdbb4054 5 лет назад

    The last minotaur was pissed as hell. He was stretching a halfling and was so much more angrier pretty much.😂😂😂😂

  • @stampylonglegs
    @stampylonglegs 5 лет назад +3

    Drae beat my zombie army
    160 headbutters
    10 snake archers
    Rules:
    . I'm left👈 your right👉
    . The map must be the cave map
    . Around 50% of your army must be on the
    Mountain
    . You start off with 3k
    .everytime you lose you add on 10 snake archers and 40 headbutters and you get 1k more
    . if it gets too hard break the rules
    . If it gets too laggy stop adding...(obviously)

  • @thewendigo8888
    @thewendigo8888 5 лет назад

    19:38
    Dude that squire was badass
    It just yeeted that headbutter out of exsitence

  • @xondeya
    @xondeya 5 лет назад +2

    The Battle of Asgard: 1 Bone Mage and 6 Minotaurs vs 1 Thor and 3 Valkyries

    • @Travminer123
      @Travminer123 5 лет назад

      but thor does not exsist, i think u mean zeus

  • @lawlice541
    @lawlice541 5 лет назад

    3:35 halflings: OI grandpa wake up
    minotaur: WOT U WANT U LITTLE PRICKS

  • @fezak9285
    @fezak9285 5 лет назад

    19:38 that Squire has some neat fighting moves. Look at him, he strikes does a 360 and (not that much) accurate blocks the other guy

  • @spacebear4742
    @spacebear4742 5 лет назад +12

    Scarecrows and snake archers (minion masters) vs. catapults and reapers (crowd control)

  • @mrmacguff1n
    @mrmacguff1n 5 лет назад +5

    Rey Mysterio VS The Rock
    Match of the century

  • @CNMN-dy7lu
    @CNMN-dy7lu 5 лет назад

    Lmao that Minotaur that just faceplants instantly xD

  • @Dr.Death8520
    @Dr.Death8520 5 лет назад +4

    One of every unit vs your choice of equal cost

  • @Channel-lv5hl
    @Channel-lv5hl 5 лет назад

    Other Minotaurs: KILL KILL KILLLLLLL
    Daydreaming Minotaur: Wait for it... Wait for it...

  • @Walk_Gaming87
    @Walk_Gaming87 5 лет назад

    I don't think the pun was intentional at 18:00 but Scarecrows that summon a bunch of crows and you called it a murder, fantastic.

  • @vaont1756
    @vaont1756 5 лет назад

    19:30 the Knight seems to having a little too much fun lol

  • @astralope
    @astralope 5 лет назад +1

    6:11
    *T-POSE*

  • @agent-if9jb
    @agent-if9jb 5 лет назад +3

    dont stop this series, pls.

  • @ckretlow3243
    @ckretlow3243 5 лет назад

    5:03 I bet those halflings give the best leg hugs.

  • @aslumpedgorilla395
    @aslumpedgorilla395 5 лет назад

    At 2:26 a mini-tar sends a group of the half flying 🤣🤣

  • @aristotle8813
    @aristotle8813 5 лет назад

    Dang man..
    I remember watching this guy all the time as a kid, I clicked on it because of TABS and I remembered so much..

  • @thetower8577
    @thetower8577 5 лет назад +1

    The halflings versus the minotaurs me of part with Harry Potter and Dumbledore in that cave with the creatures attacking them.

  • @shiningcharmander2041
    @shiningcharmander2041 5 лет назад

    "We got Bob ross down,now we just need to get Blitz and Baron"
    Draegast-2019

  • @karate-boxing4468
    @karate-boxing4468 5 лет назад

    Me:*Notification of any other youtuber's tabs video*.Oh lets just click on it to see,it might just be good.
    Me again:*Notification of Drae's tabs video*.Finally,I will have 20 minutes of true joy in my day.
    PLEASE UPLOAD TABS VIDEOS MORE FREQUENTLY

  • @Chris-fb4cb
    @Chris-fb4cb 5 лет назад

    Definitely one of your best TABS episodes. So funny. Love your videos Drae.

  • @joshuaenodien3853
    @joshuaenodien3853 5 лет назад

    1:27 that halfling just punched so hard on the chest, Damn

  • @FantasyAddict95
    @FantasyAddict95 5 лет назад

    22:00
    _smack_
    "Le-le!"
    *_boom_*
    *VICTORY*

  • @AnUnfortunatePotato
    @AnUnfortunatePotato 5 лет назад

    18:42 when even the crows have manners

  • @N0RTHCULT
    @N0RTHCULT 5 лет назад

    18:05 haha murder and you’re using a bunch of crows hahahahahahaha.

  • @firedragon128v7
    @firedragon128v7 5 лет назад

    5:51 that man went out side t-posing

  • @thatguyzach7599
    @thatguyzach7599 5 лет назад +1

    If the random height cam be 12 foot with clubbers, why not try and do it with kings or mammoths? Just spam as many as possible until you get some crazy mammoth the size of a castle, then delete the others.

  • @Equinerhael
    @Equinerhael 3 года назад

    21:50 I laughed harder than I should have. XD

  • @10xTNT
    @10xTNT 5 лет назад +1

    *2:43* teamkiller minotaur

  • @megarayqauza3209
    @megarayqauza3209 5 лет назад +1

    13:49 look at that king

  • @GarryDKing
    @GarryDKing 5 лет назад +1

    watching this after watching the battle of winterfell, I cannot see halflings and minotaurs here, just the horrors of war xp

  • @avacadostapler9791
    @avacadostapler9791 5 лет назад

    I would like to see
    Red: 5 scarecrows, catapult in the back, mammoth in front, and a line of halflings
    Blue: 30 farmers, 10 squires, 1 king, 2 priest, 5 catapults

  • @KingKulet_loft
    @KingKulet_loft 5 лет назад +1

    Angles vs Demons
    40 Valkyries
    Vs
    40 crows

  • @taekdev
    @taekdev 5 лет назад +1

    After watching your videos for the entire day, I finally bought the game.

  • @saltysteambags4603
    @saltysteambags4603 5 лет назад

    18:03 “this will be murder” I see what you did there

  • @armintor2826
    @armintor2826 5 лет назад

    22:02
    Nothing can top this legendary battle.

  • @deusexvesania1702
    @deusexvesania1702 5 лет назад

    Halflings kill your friends: I sleep
    Halflings come for your nuggets: Real shit

  • @thelonelylump4015
    @thelonelylump4015 5 лет назад

    The Royal Army.
    1 King
    1 Jarl
    Side by side.
    Both have 2 priests following them.
    On the kings side is a Row of 5 Archers
    On the Jarls side is a row of 5 ice archers
    The king has 2 knights either side of him.
    The Jarl has 2 berserkers
    The army in the front lines
    10 Squires in front of the king
    With a wheelbarrow for fun.
    The Jarl has a longship off the the side
    His main army consists of head butters 10 to be exact
    Have fun with that one ♡~

  • @minecraftmaster6925
    @minecraftmaster6925 5 лет назад

    I love the Slow motion because they can punch and it's funny

  • @spilleren9173
    @spilleren9173 5 лет назад

    Try making a wall of Shieldbearers, with several lines of those Srarissa people behind them. You know, the long spear people. I think that should work.

  • @dot5596
    @dot5596 5 лет назад

    The Halflings are climbing over each other like Day-Z

  • @andrewbrecht1199
    @andrewbrecht1199 5 лет назад

    Great idea see how many people in a line a ballista can shoot through or try to make a shishcabob on a sarissan spear

  • @differentting4215
    @differentting4215 5 лет назад

    Drae:“This will be murder”
    Me: of crows

  • @marquiseburks1244
    @marquiseburks1244 5 лет назад

    At 1:27 a halfling gets his ribs cracked😂

  • @aidandixon6028
    @aidandixon6028 5 лет назад

    You should use minotaurs + priests more often, that charge attack seems really good.

  • @jed3334
    @jed3334 5 лет назад +4

    Anyone else hyped for the first person mode?

    • @fuj_i
      @fuj_i 5 лет назад

      I am. I cant wait to be a squire,it seems fun.

    • @elmaghrabi9866
      @elmaghrabi9866 5 лет назад

      I am more hyped for the mounting system

    • @rearrangeginger61
      @rearrangeginger61 5 лет назад

      Y yo son postin vids with no name

  • @bluebull4648
    @bluebull4648 5 лет назад +1

    the jarl has the symbol of the secret tabs door on his belt. Maybe he can open it!

  • @justmisaki1589
    @justmisaki1589 5 лет назад

    Finally! An answer to the Total Wreck! Thank you so much! XD

  • @Dahve99
    @Dahve99 5 лет назад +1

    You should try doing a ton of ice Archers vs 10 long ships

  • @kingsavage2272
    @kingsavage2272 5 лет назад

    For the minotaur fight if that one didn't lay down the whole fight it wouldn't have been close. They barely handles the rest, adding his do would've been easy W

  • @cezarysztolc6856
    @cezarysztolc6856 5 лет назад +1

    Look at this slow reload high damage unit (terrible at crowd control)
    Dreaghast: let’s put a high health expensive unit 😐

    • @nosleepp6744
      @nosleepp6744 5 лет назад

      Same thing running through my head

  • @bunnylim8184
    @bunnylim8184 5 лет назад

    10:37 that rage lol

  • @JoyAhmed-tw5wx
    @JoyAhmed-tw5wx 5 лет назад +1

    When unit creator comes out get the long ship and replace the the oars guy with the jarls or kings

  • @clarkkentc.7315
    @clarkkentc.7315 5 лет назад

    18:02 , of course it'll be murder, that what a group of crows is called after all

  • @alinizar9549
    @alinizar9549 4 года назад

    8:55 Bow down to the leader of the Clubbers

  • @tylercrowley2559
    @tylercrowley2559 5 лет назад +1

    5:02 more like a Halfling Taurus

  • @stoler7980
    @stoler7980 5 лет назад +1

    18:01 Was that a pun?
    Like, a murder of crows?

  • @Dindonmasker
    @Dindonmasker 5 лет назад +9

    Just remove the god damn shadows. It would be a lot more fluent!

  • @rockwoodzapper
    @rockwoodzapper 5 лет назад

    You should see what would happen with Halflings vs. Valkyries, see If they grab onto the Valkyries and fly.

  • @TrevariousJ
    @TrevariousJ 5 лет назад

    The sleeper agent Minotaur is victorious.

  • @johnpotatoman6469
    @johnpotatoman6469 5 лет назад +4

    Do head butters vs half lings

  • @cantfindcat4347
    @cantfindcat4347 5 лет назад

    I quickly found out how overpowered the Scarecrows are. Not only are they destroying everything, except for big numbers. But they seriously do insane dmg. Did a match of 20k worth of scarecrows vs 80k worth of kings and a new match of 120k worth of mammoths. 20k scarecrow won 5/5 fights vs Kings. And 4/5 vs mammoths. Gotta say, i love this game tho. Such a fantastic game, specially when you smoke weed :D

  • @kiwikiwi7593
    @kiwikiwi7593 5 лет назад

    2:36 This Halfling right here is a WWE Superstar

  • @Halloween74
    @Halloween74 5 лет назад

    This was one of the greatest episode i watched on the new update on tabs

  • @TRAXXAS6606
    @TRAXXAS6606 5 лет назад

    What is the furthest shooting range unit? Ballista, Catapult, Archers? Who will shoot first?

  • @TheDuckyDino
    @TheDuckyDino 5 лет назад

    Catapult rocks and longboats seem to only do their explosion attack upon landing on the ground

  • @1aran2
    @1aran2 5 лет назад

    Drae should do the Halfling-Minotaur battle again now you can create circle arenas in TABS.

  • @chaoskiwi2447
    @chaoskiwi2447 5 лет назад +2

    See if it's possible to stop 100 bone mages!

    • @chaoskiwi2447
      @chaoskiwi2447 5 лет назад

      Nah, bone mages. That would be fun

  • @toddhoward841
    @toddhoward841 5 лет назад

    the reason the catapult didnt expload from the longship is because the real damage comes from the ''mist'' that flies out when the ship hits the ground, and the catapult (and balista) doesnt cout as ground so they dont get damaged

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 5 лет назад

    Can you do a bunch of halflings vs a bunch of halflings?
    Halflings fighting halflings can do some really goofy stuff. Like when two grab each other and start pulling each other into the air.

  • @drolnogardgames4335
    @drolnogardgames4335 5 лет назад

    In regards to the clip at the beginning, if it hasn't become obvious already, all projectiles that explode in game only do so upon touching the ground, not on touching a unit. Apparently Drae hasn't noticed that with the catapults having boulders gently roll off of mammoths before exploding on touching the ground

  • @friendlyphil9967
    @friendlyphil9967 5 лет назад +4

    Maybe 1 zeus against 100 halfings?

    • @jokercard9936
      @jokercard9936 5 лет назад +1

      Mr.Monopoly the halfings will win cuz I think he or blitz or baron did it

  • @thegeneralscall
    @thegeneralscall 5 лет назад +1

    22:04 “la la.” *boom*