Item 9

Well sir, uh, I feel like, uh, a slice of butter melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks. Yeah.

[@AcidHead710]

I feel like a slice o' butter melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks

[@e2v2e2]

0:25

[@abundantharmony]

looool yeaaaa we're trippin haha

[@JK-xr4yp]

I say this all the time

[@PeacefulPlant]

😂 the way he says flapjacks

[@danielholtzman2582]

That "Fuck you!" is legendary.

[@jmickens247]

"This is the Bee's knee's- Item Nine".

[@uw10isplaya]

50% of the reason I rewatch this movie.

[@patrickn8355]

One of the best intros to get the viewer excited in quite a while

[@drawingboard8102]

"When you think of your superiors what emotions do you feel?"
Lol says it all right there.

[@colinravenscroft9715]

0:47-1:17 best part

[@GBart]

1:16 lol and he's drinking on the job

[@exwhyz9403]

At 5:07 AM

[@davidmckee3903]

Bill hader is a special mind of funny

[@afirestone18]

ive never noticed how wonky his eye is untill now... and i pretty much have this movie memorized.

[@PaceCar]

" 'when did it start?' 'At 0500, we're seven minutes in.' "
IT'S FUCKING 5:07 AM!
THAT SUCKS

[@TheRogueSquid]

Wake and bake

[@Kittymaryland05]

The gunshot @ 2:45 as they "dispose" of him. HAHA!!

[@stevenchill5078]

Hey dude what happened to your eye?

[@carlosv7521]

This is a piece of art

[@Gunsetz]

I couldn't stop laughing when I 1st saw this haha!

[@EpikJazzi]

currently have some item9 labs

[@zaceaton1074]

i could listen to that “fuck you” on repeat all day

[@TheLastComa]

So weed could of been legal if this dude could of kept his shit together.

[@edas1315]

That Coronel shouldve smoked item 9 instead of private Miller 😢

[@alexanderx33]

I feel like a slice of butter meltin on a big ol' pile of flapjacks.........yeah...
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water.

[@TexasFoldEm-]

LOL

[@JoelTrujillo]

This is the funniest shit I've ever fucking seen.

[@abundantharmony]

fuck... such a good movie.

[@Doze67]

Always make me laugh XD ahaha 0:45

[@lukesmith6801]

Who's been watching this since they where kids

[@1LastMile]

Dexters father?

[@woozey2168]

The best Fuck you in movie history

[@nlmgs100]

* Snaps fingers * den coughsss 😭😂 “fuck you” lmaoo

[@handyman646]

bill hader is hilarious

[@austinthomas8099]

Good old Bill Hader

[@tylergriffith5438]

BIG'OL pile of flapjacks...........YEAH

[@JohnDoe-tp8mc]

Happy 420 2024 everyone

[@vopppi]

KidCrusher - Overflow (Feat. Kung Fu Vampire)

[@claypop591]

Whoop whoop

[@FuckTheOpps95]

I feel like a slice of butter meltin on top of a big ol pile of flap jacks

[@TJ45223]

This is how it actually happened too

[@DeadeyeTacitusKilgore]

the time someone hotboxed

[@meggy-jane515]

Jeep Jeep

[@wazdz]

the extended version is wayyyyy better!!1

[@johnb3514]

Item 9 you mean delta-9

[@c0mpletelyNumb]

hellloo...bleep blurp bleet blurt...you guys understand me? haha

[@pali0123]

@pacmandem its not supposed to be serious which is what makes it funny.

[@heymynameistyler]

D00D what happend to your eye lol

[@faceman2556]

I worked with someone who talked acted and looked like him 🤣🤣

[@BeesNTrees47]

where are the boooobies

[@Doze67]

MMMmhh ok, as a european, first time i saw this movie i was thinking "wow. pretty gay."

[@nicolasf8769]

You gay

[@Jyjelly00]

What Song is he humming???

[@JennSDMF1979]

Bird's Lament by Moondog and the London Saxophonic

[@benjackson2284]

Does anyone know the song that uses this scene as a sample

[@witherhoard5333]

Ben J electric avenue

[@HeavyDuty1337z]

hahahahha

[@stivesyy]

Seriously what song is he humming? Haha

[@JennSDMF1979]

Bird's Lament by Moondog and the London Saxophonic

[@meggy-jane515]

Ra

[@donramsburg1912]

What's the song he's humming?

[@jcout25]

Imagine Dragons: Believer

[@TheColbyWeed]

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