Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix
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- Опубликовано: 14 июн 2024
- The most rhythmic, upbeat, party medieval music out there, put together in a mix.
0:00 La Suite Meurtriere - Vox Vulgaris
4:25 La Segonda retroencha - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
5:52 Salterello [I] - Instanpitta
11:08 Rokatanc - Vox Vulgaris
15:01 Rassa, tan creis e monta e poia - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
17:01 Salterello -Trotto [II] - Instanpitta
21:57 Spanish Bombs - Vox Vulgaris
24:09 Au Temps D'auost - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
25:27 Amarcatu - Os Trabucos
29:58 Odisete - Os Trabucos
33:59 Tempus transit gelidum - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
36:42 Esek Bayrami - Vox Vulgaris 
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when thy crops are bountiful, thy daughters wed, and thy village safe from witchcraft
Verily, that shalt be a good day indeed. Tis shameful that it has yet to happen.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You mean thy 14 year old daughters we’d..
Nynnah Jovieh Liray but of course what else would i mean
Black and Moonlight it shalt be the best of days
im only 300 years old and i listen to this
all my classmates only listen to mozart and shit
i was born in the wrong generation
Only XIV kids will remember this.
Music died in 1452.
Taxtro
As did the byzantine empire
Pfft. This is nothing. Give me the good ol' days when we just sat around the fire and played our flutes made of birds' bones and mammoth ivory. *That* was music.
K.E.L. •
And don't forget the log-drums played with stones!
When you're a servant and these tunes slap harder than thy lord's hand
LOL
😂😂😂
I beg of thee, do stoppeth with these comments. The amusement they produce - given voice to in the form of laughter - doth wreak havoc with my productivity.
Lol 😂😂😂
It doth be liketh that
The year is 2022
Plague: Check
War brewing in Eastern Europe: Check
Rich nobles getting richer off of the peasants: Check
Civil Strife: Check
Looks like its time for Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix
💀💀
🥶💀
As we try to explain to others the Soviet Union & Warsaw Pact dissolved in the early 90s, but the international armed forces of NATO pushed eastward since, and the NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to. And the rich nobles are the central bankers...
At least they didn't have climate change or deepfakes
@@stevenavakian5250 "NATO summit of 2008 to include Ukraine & George has been what Russia is reacting to" go learn history clown
Whatever happens in the silk route, stays in the silk route.
Medical student rule #1!
Medical student Remember to bring cracked onions when traveling the silk road
Bringeth on the ale and wenches!
Troncoso you're right
Everything except the plague it seems.
Thou used to calleth me on thy carrier pigeon.
When'st there night hath fallen, thou hath needeth mine affection
Knoweth I when the message cometh forth, tis but a single meaning it has, forsooth
Eer the tyme since thou hast departeth hither village, thou weareth less and goeth outward more. Travelest thou to yon partes and hangeth thou out with wenches of ill repute
Dude this lowkey made my day 😂😂
Did þou?
@@Jack1rules And he busts out the thorn.
Place thy hands in the air and wave them about as if thou carest not.
Cry ye "woot"!
@@imanacerproclaimeth it! All ye in yonder past the stables, we canst hear thou.
Shakespearean English so a few dentures after this
This is Middle English-era more, like Chaucer
@@mareksicinski3726 Yes, but Anglo-Saxon and Middle English are much harder to understand compared to Shakespearian English. Besides, it’s a joke!
😂😂
when you finally get your trebuchet license
Thou speaketh the truth
Tis True my fair gentleman or lady
I shit you not f-head your king is trebucheching the cia right now lol, got um trapped and about to release the trebecye lol
thou shall spare me 10 shillings
Can confirmeth, trebuchet certified I be
When they finally finish the building you designed 200 years ago.
Lulz... Best comment.
LOL!
lmao
Jak to potom bude znít, až dokončí katedrálu sv. Víta... :-D
Sounds like the BER Airport in Berlin Germany
Friend hands me lyre
Friend: Thee bett’r not playeth sinful melodies
Me:
I maketh no promises
Hold myne ale!
Thou betterth not play filth
Anyway, hereth is wonderwall
A shawm! Mayeth some soul fetch mine shawm!
I’d imagine bards playing this at a medieval tavern New Years Eve 999, that must’ve been a wild party.
They were feeling it, "partying like it was 999" to inspire Prince a millenium later
Feareth the Y1K bug at which hour all h'rses suddenly wend astray and falleth into ditches.
dude lol... they probly partied the entire year away. thats what i woulda done
What level bard would you have to be to master this 40 minute song?
@@agaba5500that's what I'm still doing!
This mix is harder than my bread
These tracks be hitting like ship biscuits & scurvy.
Harder than medieval bread?
When you lose your 7th daughter instead of your 14th son
Yayy😂
Despite my moral and ethical obligations, I laughed aloud
@@Steamed I get what thou is retorting!
Named Meg
Nay, dust thou not rather a daughter to marry off? Or art though too poor for such politics?
Whence thy husband survives 7 wars against thy king's enemies but get's executed for stealing a loaf of bread.
Potato ? What's that ?
There were no potatoes in the middle ages ...
Potato is that some kind of turnip?
@@juggeist Good Heathens by I harken. A what?
Jonas Feriko they were still in South America just not anywhere else
wasn't actually thinking this would slap this hard. came for laughs, stayed for vibes.
Same. I thought I was gonna dip real quick and now I'm still jamming on my porch 😂
Que bello comentario😊
I remember first showing my ankles to these songs. So nostalgic
Scandalous harlot
Heresy
@@doomgronthewitcher6514 Hearsay
@@justaweeb9086 Objection
Harlot!
When thy village's fairest maiden, gives thou a peek at her ankles
nice ;)
@@akii392 The lady art a wench
@@MW_Asura wench patrol
Not exactly. Medievals weren't puritans.
That's more of a victorian era thing.
Yon lady doeth like to tease.
*When 2 of thy 16 children survive the winter.*
Michal Mourek 😂
*svrvive
Alas that would be a black day in deed
Ayyy
thine*
Returning here after a few years to catch up on the tunes I missed 500 years ago. Good to see some fellow brethren!
Hail fellow 👋 , well met!
I read this (after several beers mind you) as "Returning here after 500 years..." and I was imagining a mage returning to their favorite tunes in the future.
I remember coming home from my first war to my wife and my 5 children at the age of 15 and listening to this masterpiece
🤣🤣🤣
15? Calm down, old man
On point
15? Get your ass back to the nursing home
To you're third wife because the 2 first ones died while giving birth
When thou has survive the plague with minor disfiguration and is currently the fairest lad in the village
you liked because he used the word lad*
But he would be a lad if he was the fairest in the village
And the only one left
i laughed
Mine milkshake calls all knaves to the village greene
And proclaim they: It be superior to thine
It be in mine power to teach thee,
But it would come at cost.
Milkshake 😂😂😂😂
'Tis as if mine body has its own mind and rapidly it convulseth in rigorous laughter at thine comment.
You're a genius!!!
this is both the dumbest and the most brilliant comment on RUclips
😂😂😂😂😂love it!!!
2022 AD, leaving my annual appreciation comment here. This is the best YT comment section of all times.
Try " the oldest known Melody " video comments. They are also hilarious.
Dropped harder than Europe's population during the plague
Cool Paracelsus profile picture 👌
See this is one of the reasons why I come back to this mix…
proto mame tak vysoky morovy sloup v Olomouci ,aby jsme mohli chlastat pivo vice a vice ! 🙂
Or even dropped from tall bridge with the moment of impact?
@@jerryczech953lol
TheeTube
_lmao_ :}
Truly thou art a grammar Anabaptist.
Thou hast made me lol.
Behold and lo! a funny comment has been made!
teatube?
whene thy neighbor is hangede for wychcraft, but thou art the true wych
*vvene thy neighbor is hanged for vvichcraft, but thou art ye tru vvich.
Relatable
Because sigils
And
Palindrome incantations 🤩⚡️💫
Mia Jones sneak 100
proud to be the 666th like
nigga waitin for the next serie of titans more than for anti-plague vaccine
This takes me back. These tunes were all the rage when I did my gap year in the Crusades. I really found myself and matured so much, slashing the heads of the heathens as a Knight Templar in the name of holy Christendom. Tell you what, it really made my UCAS application shine!
Bien parler , camarade !
I started listening to this while I was studying medieval history for my archeology degree almost 8 years ago, I fell in love with the comments (and procrastinated A LOT laughing at them), got the degree, started second degree on literature and here I am again for spanish medieval literature. If this isn't a safe space I don't know what is....
yoooo do u have a job cause im interested in all that but idk if its like possible to do as a career
@@gemmafeltovich6130 sorry girl, there's no job for us dreamers... Got into the second degree cause the first one is just sitting on the wall
@@Em-fw5lf rip T_T thanks for being honest lol. have any of the degrees been useful?
@@gemmafeltovich6130 yeah, the second one is going to, a lot of people want to learn Spanish in my country, I already have students but need the degree for the legality of it. Archeology was my dream career but unless you have that family money to keep you fed while you get masters and PhDs there is no stability nor money in it
@@Em-fw5lf i'm sorry you weren't able to continue with archaelogy-- it sucks that higher education is so expensive. if you managed to get those higher expensive degrees, do you think you would've been able to stay in that field?
also do you think spanish medieval literature as opposed to spanish cultural studies or linguistics or something is significant, or does it lead to the same thing? like is the medieval literature part just a fun extra thing for you or is it specifically useful? just curious; i'm in university and i'm going to major (or maybe minor) in spanish, but i'm not sure what track i'm going to take with it. i really like modern latin american literature and iberian history/politics, and those don't really go together, but oh well.
(sorry if this is weird, i'm just really curious since my interests are really similar... no pressure but if you wanted to you could email me at onlythesun321@gmail.com, just cause this feels like a weird conversation to have in a youtube comment section lol)
When thy blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile are in perfect equilibrium
you have a good sense of humor
Morrigan Cole - thank ye! Though a Yank, I spell it “humour” in (pseudo-)medical contexts.
@@morgantorium Pun intended
Nah, this music is for when you've got excess blood.
orangesilver8 : yes! Funny how we still say “my blood is up,” meaning the exact same thing. Although “sanguine” has become a lot calmer over the years. www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/shakespeare/fourhumors.html
When its 1347 and thee neighboring village mocks thy carriage, so thou sneaketh a rat in their food supply
The rats are already there no need
My favorite
When it's 2020 and the homies make fun of your new cybertruck, so you sneak coronavirus into their grub
Yeah
Yeah my and my buddies kinda started the plague like that
This mix is unironically 80% of the reasons why I have a degree.
I listen to it from time to time while working on my phd so... Relatable ! Not even a medieval-themed PhD btw
When thine education hath been cancellèd due to another plague outbreak
Underrated as fuck my dude
wrong time period of english and wrong spelling too
@@skylerb9594 oh thanks 🙄
Yep.
@@skylerb9594 you must be fun at parties
Ugh, this is so 1170s. Give me some 940 classics.
Mate, you kids aint seen nothing. Back in my day, those Roman parties we had in Pompeii back in 79. Im tellin ya, it was an absolute blast.
Hannah N GIVE ME SOME FRANK STYLE DEAREST SIRE
kek... I was born in wrong generation. todays music suck
set quality to 10p for real experience
Roman Swine
Still slaps after all these years! Seems just like yesterday I requested “Vox Vulgaris” from my favorite DJ Aldwine of Osenay. Best DJ ever hired down at the Pig and Sword. He died of dysentery a few months later but until then, he was 🔥
In our times kids did not have iphones with their tik toks and fancy gadgets but we've had great music, six siblings who died in infancy and father who passed out drunk near the forest to be eaten by pack of wolves, but today kids don't appriciate simple joys of life like that, only kids from 80s of XIIth century can understand real joys of life.
when all the other shoemakers in the village die of the plague and now everyone’s getting their shoes from you because you’re the only one alive
"I Wanteth To Be, Thy Sole Provider!" *Provides Shoes With Good Soles,
* when the shoemaker has a monopoly on shoes because everyone else died from the plague, so you just jump into the massgrave and snatch some lords yeezys* tis the way serfdom worketh
@@KuroDHero 'tis wildeth my liege
Sphere of free trade salutes thy's methods.
when all the shoemakers in the village die of the plague and you sell coffins
When you're so late for the comment section, and now Constantinople is Istanbul
My sides!
Víctor Andrés Piña González Not even a Turkish cannon could melt those sides. It must have been an inside job!
I guess they liked it better that way
"Take me back to Constantinople, no you can't go back..."
istanbul also greek name.
while the roma and byzantium times, citizens were calling the city as istanbul. constantinapoli means 'constantin's city' in the latin language. EVEN THE OTTOMAN SULTANS CALLED THE CİTY AS "KONSTANTİNİYE". because the sultans were claiming they are the new caesar family.
after the turkey's republic revolation, atatürk changed the city's official name as istanbul because "konstantiniye" was impliying the royality's conqueror over the people.
I can´t believe 1.000 years have passed. How time flies........
About 700 to 800...
The four Vox Vulgaris hit hard. How did we forgot such bangers ?
Quit your hivemind talk. Obviously no one forgot it. It's on this video .
@@billywithnomandy4159 Thu's shall be remembered !
I: Brother, passe me thine auxiliary corde
He: Thou hast beste not playe trash
I:
By far the best one.
Verily, he did procedethe to not playe trash.
Best one :DDD
Rubbish, not trash! Otherwise 10/10
lute*
When thy tax collector is called to his 40 days of military service.
Þe byrg is aloof with joy on such a day
@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thou speak in strange tongues. Wher art thy from, jou myghty adventurer
@ֆɨʍɨօռ ʊֆαȶօv̟ thine cryes are but proof of weaknesse. Get back up, oh ye king
Thoum persons appear to havest caught thoumselvese in a confusede. Thy king and his holy majestye suggestere that thoum shall kill thoumselves! To the hanging block!
This started playing automatically for me while listening to French medieval music and the first song made me think "man this is a bit of a banger" and checked the video, saw the title and was like "yeah that makes sense" party on brethren
Party on Garth
Lady beheld the apfel-bottom'd trousers,
Yon booties with the pelt [the pelt]
The whole meadhall gazed upon her,
She got all on the ground,
Lady got low, I say, Low low.
thanks for the amazing contribution to this comment section
About bruno , we shallnt talketh
You perfect genius
@@JihadiJesus np
@@pearl9830 thx
sometimes i go here just to read the comments and the music is my background noise
Same
LOL me too
Me too, bro
Hey... No better way to spend my time
Yes!
Whence the bard’s music slapeth so hard thy manor sets aflame
I was at a medieval fair and made a slappith joke at the bard
And so does the bard, for being a witch
At first I read: thy manure sets aflame 😂💩🔥
Oh, I'm a bard
Lo, thy jesting maketh me to cast myself upon the ground as the swine, so that I may laugh till the Lord's advent.
When you dance so hard to the beat that the villagers think you’re possessed and banish you to a nearby forest where you encounter a most handsome band of Sprites and Elves who proclaim you as their Fairy Queen
Damn, that sounds like a dream come true
Yes, of course, medieval = fantasy. Yes quite. Yes. THOU WOULD BE MURDERED BY HIGHWAYMEN FOOL
Oh, la magia existe y puede llegar a ser realidad solo basta desear con mucha fuerza❤
Remembering my teenage days in the 1000s and the bards in my town partying a bit too hard... Good old times...
The beat droppeth harder than thou citizens starving and dying of plague
@@isammolina4842 let the kid dream godamnit!
Sir SupesAfro Okey.
Well in 1348 it was the Black Death
*thy
Ceylon pray for plagues
*Slideth to the left*
*Slideth to the right*
*Criss crosseth*
*Criss crosseth*
*Ev'rybody clapeth thy hands*
Performeth the Cha with finesse and vigor
*claps with jolly and pouch of coins jiggling*
LMAO
HAHHAHAHA
My Bannerman just laughed at your comment with much mirth!
They still play this music in many places in Europe. The music they play during Festivals in Catalonia, Spain sound like they’re straight from this soundtrack. Amazing listening to 30 flute players and dozens of drummers marching down ancient 2000+ year old cobble stone streets, along with dancers dancing old folk dances.
I would LOVE to see/hear that!
Which festival specifically? It also reminds me of the Italian Zampogna music
Yeah, first one sounds like a War sardana
Here in Italy there are many medieval festivals, too. We and Spain have this thing in common
When I say I like old school music, this is what I mean
❤😂YES.
Barely any school music
"Brother, passeth me thine lute."
"Thou hast better not play rubbish."
Lord Filthy Casual, remember though hath been warned, 'tis the lively that call unto to rubbish and bringeth it to life. Pray thee then, gentlesire, TURNITH THEE UP!!!!
REGARDLESS
HERE BE WUNDER WALL.
Holdeth thou mine ale!
"Thouft thou shan't whimth a fawlse, a ten o' ten be'th ye"
'Damn your eyes and keep beating those tabors, and let's have less of thou lip, Sirrah'
When the merchants come back with new spices making the total number of flavors roughly 4
Roughly
@I love play my bass guitar
Not yet, but we think it might be in what the savages call "india"
Oliver Coffin that's funny bruh
There were already herbs and spices in medieval Europe without having to rely on merchants traveling all the way to India, you know. There's parsley, basil, laurel, thyme, rosemary, oregano, tarragon, and those are just the basic ones. Heck, some of them were already being used in ancient Rome. But of course, you only have to use a little bit of each to enhance the flavor of the meal without overshadowing it. You've probably blown out your tastebuds by adding a ton of curry to everything to the point where you can't even tell if what you're eating is lamb, chicken, stray dog, or a dead hooker fished out from the Ganges.
Sweet! Horseradish!
This gets me so unreasonably pumped, like my brain produces so much serotonin when i listen to this for no reason whatsoever
I used the song in the minute 11:10 in my senior year at high school as background music for my adaptation of Hamlet in Literature Class, I used it in the final duel between Hamlet and Laertes and it was really epic and of course, funny.
That was almost 4 years ago and I still remembered the melody and today I've finaly found it in your video, thank you very much
Companion: *hands me lute*
Companion: "Thou hast betre not pleye filth."
Me:
Callefang YEETETH
fucking lol
Dropyth thyne beat lyce a bohs.1
play him some filthy frank next time.
Maieden R Y: Pleeeeez refrain from such suggestion!! Might Lest Thou muss about and summon up D.J. Pan. A daevil who plays suche wichked licks of fire....and usually and suddenlye appears from summoning that unchaperoned maieden Yunalesca. No naughtie music!!! Nooone!!!! Moment of silence for deep deeeep praeyer...in the unseemly caese of her arrival....we hopes of her arrival in covered aenkle that night, Yunalesca, I mean.
I turnt up to thy festivities
Crops: Sowed
Horse: Drawn
Peasants: Plagued
I am forcibly removed from thee olde festivale
Bushes: Triangulated
Inn: Trivagoth
No one can like this anymore because it's got a perfect 666 likes
Mind: Blown.
Nay: Thee
Спасибо. Очень приятно. Сам я из русской деревни, занимаюсь выращиванием скота, плету кольчуги. Раньше участвовал в битвах
Twas so mesmerizing...I dropped me lords crockery...
The flogging twas well earned !
Kids these days and their filthy Beethoven and Chopin. Sometimes I catch myself coming back here just to wash Fur Elise out of my ears. Twas a littith time.
😂😂😂😂😂
HMMMM...?!
'Littith' is probably the best word ever created in human history
This is the best comment ever created.
I never thumb up comments when people are cracking jokes but I pissed myself when I read this one.
I come here every 4 moons just to read the new parcel of comments.
Ivan Bukac indeed, thy beat crashes harder then the Serbian Empire
I wager thou art not disappointed?
prithee make this a religious habit
Indeed, I make haste to partake in viewing other parcels
@Ivan Bukac
*Where Art Thou?*
This music evokes another age of enlightenment and the colours of rhythm and melody are stirring beyond all judgement. Play on my merry band.
When the plauge has been raging for 2 years but you gotta party like it's 1299
Plague didn't exist in 1299
@@robinrehlinghaus1944 or now!
When the local Temptresse sendeth thou a bawdy lithograph of her bare Shoulderes but thou (a learned man of Godde) leaveth her on read
King moment
Hear ye, taketh this W.
lithographs were invented in 1796...
@@bonzwaygo
Nay, thou
Such a virtuous young friar.
This beat droppeth harder than the executioner's axe
Standard form of execution for peasants in the middle ages was hanging. Only nobles got to be decapitated because it was seen as a more honorable form of execution since it allowed for the person die in a state of prayer (on their knees). An especially honorable execution would be decapitation by sword rather than axe (since swords were seen as inherently noble weapons).
@@lloydbautista2055
I always thought it was more disgraceful since it allowed the person to die on its knees
@@raspberrycrowns9494 From a modern perspective you would think, but no. People actually used to take this very seriously. As an example: in the early 16th century the Portuguese admiral Afonso de Albuquerque executed one of his nobles by hanging for disobeying orders, and it caused a massive mutiny across nearly every ship in the fleet. The crew weren't upset that he had been executed, rather they were upset because they considered the execution of a noble by means of hanging instead of decapitation to be tyrannical. Indeed, Afonso likely chose to hang him specifically because it was the less honorable method.
@@lloydbautista2055
ah thanks
@@lloydbautista2055 in which case the thing that dropped was the thief's hanged body, serves him right!
Studying medieval history for college with this in the background!
I remember the days of Olde, when I served Alfred of Wessex. Good times... This brings back some memories
fair maiden: come hither
me: i may not, my horse hast become lame from reaping the fields
fair maiden: myne mother and father hath perished from the plague
me:
pls send ankle pics
@@Luy22 Nah, ankle *paintings
@@bendemare5270 **ankle illustrations
Ankle ikons
maddy please translate this to Middle English
.
When your village is so poor that nobody wants to invade it.
Tis a sad day indeed, dear sire.
Then proceeds to become wealthy merchants with the ultimate big dick power.
Which is why warfare was not as prevalent. Nobody wants poor ass village loots.
Then they just take all the young women.
@@paulvontarsus729 Damnit, you're right. But what if the women were hella ugly too? Would they still take them?
When the live chicken you tied to your armpit cures you of the plague
Years may pass but I ALWAYS come back to this gem! ❤
When you buy your monthly loaf of bread and there’s some bonus rat parts in it
Or the biscuits have mobile protein supplements? (Weevils.)
@LagiNaLangAko23 "yes, singular" 😂😂😂
When thy neighbour receiveth a rat in his bread, but yonder rat hath black plague and his family dies, so thou receiveth his monthly gold as well as thy own
El protein
Funk...bahahahahaa
lofi beats to kill/duel to
verily
Best comment out here
Studying for a history test to this right now
Lmaoth
I am not proud of the sound I just made out of my mouth.
Bubonic Dave the Turntable Slave killing it as usual.
“Thou art maidenless. Go toucheth botanical ground”
When one of your seventeen children finally makes it to five years old.
Pimpy G. Dawg Uhhh what does that mean??? 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Uncle Ruckus - No relation
thy child is blessed by our lord
@@dreadhead5719 children had low lifespans back then so to offset this couples had more children
He's ready for combat
That’s hardcore… son.
When you owe someone 50 gold coins but he dies of the plague
That’s one big ass debt
Stolen comment
Sam Jones this is golden lmao
Ffs dude 50 coins I can’t even count that high
I cannot counteth. or readeth. or writeth! my local priest is writing this for me!
This is 100% SO MUCH BETTER than the modern music
Try 1000%
yeah, the 1240's old time music is so much better than the 1260's modern trash
damn right it is! Especially garbage we have now
Amen!
When Orléans is about to fall but at the last minute some crazy maid arrives with the royal army to save the day.
No era criada ni estaba loca.
@@luismanuelpotencianonorato9672
Maiden puede significar criada, si, pero tambien en un contexto mas arcaico y formal, significa "doncella"
When your parents arrange your marriage with the blacksmith’s cute daughter
Discard thy fair maidens, begin to posses an increased ownership of thoust currency
Avert thy eyes from upon thy fair maidens' beauty for tis is but fleeting
As with thy nation's glory and cause, tis lasts eternal
@@AverageAlien Vacate thyself from this Holy of places semitic one
@@fiddlesticks7245 Are ye accusing I of being a greedy dog? A great offence ye have caused, I shall have a court decide upon your fate
You better prepare against the goblins
This song makes me want to show a bit of ankle
harlot
+Yunalesca And me !!!
+Yunalesca Dispute what you think, the Medieval period was lot more debauched than the Early Modern and Modern periods.
I giggled so loud at this!
+Yunalesca LOL
Thanks to the guy who reuploaded this lost media in the year 2013 after Christ!
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place!"
"We have no lord".
I had a dream I was eating a cheese that tasted of apple pie anyone else have that dream?
Who’s listening to this in 1342???😍
Daenerys Targaryen 1343!!
Daenerys Targaryen Nay, mine good compeer! For it was not but fourscore months ago that I bethink mine own self of when such a grace of music shone upon our own ears at God's acre. Methinks it surely hath been but a mite past 6 twelve-months erewhile. Gregorian calendar-year Thirteen-Hundred and Thirty-Six, it forsooth was.
1618, I was born in the wrong generation 😩😩😩💕 the 14 century had REAL music smh ppl don’t understand 😩😩
Listening in 1780 at a winters ball. They don't make music like they used to.
Nice try, time police. Listening in 2019, nothing weird here.
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
M'LORD?!
MDM 1492 less talking, more raiding
My sword is my life and honour
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!
PLANT YOUR GRANARY SIRE
When the king only took 98% of your freshly harvested barley.
**Dabeth**
When ye have been found innocent of witchcraft
Well, judging by how the trail went. You'll be dead by the end of it, regardless of if you were found innocent or guilty.
The only way you’d be found innocent if witchcraft would be to drown in a river so I mean... not too much of a celebratory occasion
Those damn christians calling my ancestor worship "witchcraft" to genocide my culture. 1000 years later and they have failed! Hail Odinn!
@@scouttrooperhh-1487 have they? I would love to see odin raise up again in the north!
Especially nowadys, he must face a new plague threatening his lands.
@@eluherrahaz1165 the plague is an old one, civilization destroying our forests and domesticating man. Odin is rising all over europe and the world where europeans have settled.
When thy lover has sent an ankle portrait.
Billy Playz69
That's medieval music not victorian.
Aye, in medieval times there was no such thing as "prudeness".
dude, peasants fucked all day long and got like 15 children
Thank you !!
Scandal!
Me and the boys after pillaging the local Catholic monastary (we aren't vikings, we're just unemployed):
When the king proclaims a three day weekend for all, and declares to cut the taxation of the next planting season by half
When your child survives past 5.
187 likes? Lol, the irony (Death)
Lmao
anti-vaxxers be like
Mine didn't. Thx ! RIP Titouan
Ugh, just because you vaccinate your kids doesn’t mean you get to post it on irrelevant videos 🙄🙄🙄
when you don't have to get married at the age of 12 because your sister died before the ceremony
A sad day! Not befitting of a merry performance such as this.
Dorararararararara
@@logmanm4268 a jojo reference even here?? B-BAKANA!
When you're a young noble woman about to be married off to an obese, French prince, but he dies of gout.
This prince was an old man, aged 35.
*And he was your cousin
There is so much to love and appreciate in this world, this music makes me feel so at peace. May you realize how beautiful you are, inside and out. Have a great day and remember to take good care of yourself 💗
When the bubonic plague only taketh one part of the family but kills the entire family next door
Aye, thy prayers hast been heeded, fellow maiden/sire, and thy burdens hast been lifted! Even if a kin hast died in thy house, thou art luckier than of most.
Let us gather the remaining people and strum the melodies of the angels aboveth! Come, rejoice with us all!
The Lord God hath been merciful we shall rejoice!
@@crabcakesgaming Glory be to God!
@@ladyviola2685 hallelujah chorus early somehow.
@@kingfuzzy2 If they hast not succumbed to this pestilence, of course. If so, verily, my dear, what shalt we do?
When the newly born Hapsburg child only has one club foot instead of two
Nice
kek
That’s closer to our own current time line, but yeah, I get you. And it is quite funny.
@@Jessi-44 well, the habsburgs have existed since the late 1200s so i would say it is quite accurate
😂😂
Whence thy feudal master makes thee plough the top field late in the eventide but then these tunes hit
Takes me back.
when you are working the fields and your feudal master let's you finish before sundown.
lol
Actually the middle ages had lots and lots of holidays. They've removed on average roughly 8-9 holy days per century since then (yes, they had that many).
+Du de Normaundie yea but nowadays we have saturdays off and most people don't spend all sunday at church.
only...he wont let you finish before sundown...There where no "take the rest of the day off"
when you are working in the factory and your factory owner lets you have a lunch break.
These beats are sicker than the plague
That comment is hotter than Joan's pyre
These jokes are more rotten than the bread I have to live off of
+King Jon Stark shut up heretic. Vive la pucelle d'orleans.
***** thou art kenching with much vigour and enthusiasm I see
I thought they were hotter than a witch burning