Because it's hard for people to actkkr adults in our world when you can just yell and argue until you both forget what the topic was. @@KristianKumpula
Rookie mistake. Instead stare them down. It’s makes them very uncomfortable so they will choose someone else, no joke. Downside is that they will think you’re weird, but I guess there are worse things 😂
Classic human privilege. We think just because we have lungs, diaphragms, and vocal chords, that we can just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk over everybody who needs a hand up their ass to speak. Well, I'd like to see YOU ALL do that with a straight face when such a divisive topic comes up in conversation. #PuppetLivesMatter
Having the awareness in the moment to take off the balloon hat somehow reminded me of that video where the kid's cymbals break and he salutes the flag XD
lol it reminded me of that woman who was cheering for a game (hockey I think) wearing a deep v sweater and as she jumped her hug boobs were basically working their way out of her shirt. The Jumbotron looks at her and you see her notice herself, think “oh cool!” start to wave, and then she notices her tits are hanging out and she awkwardly pivots the wave into adjusting and covering her boobs up. She tries to smile awkwardly and then notices on the screen a couple of young boys sitting backwards on their knees staring at her and she looks mortified… lmao her eyes go o.o 0.0 ! Hahah It’s such a perfect video because she clearly didn’t mean to be that revealing and thought like “oh, whatever.. play it cool.” and then she noticed the boys and instantly remembered all of her jumping and cheering and was horrified. Haha poor lady. She just wanted to enjoy a hockey game in a nice sweater, she just didn’t know her blessings would become a curse.
the twist is that the ventriloquist was doing all of the voices and the entire sketch was just part of his routine. I know, I saw him do the whole thing live at the fair
If I recall correctly, there was one guy who showed up to an actual major news station for a job interview and they accidentally put him on air as a high ranking Apple executive.
@@Grave_of_the_Sea look, I'm only suggesting we call a spade a spade here and put the blame where it belongs. If that happens to be the victim, that's not my fault, that's just reality. Sounds like SpookyStu is a bit of a snowflake. Just sayin. Smh.
@@Grave_of_the_Sea and also 👍♥️🔥😂😝😋 to you (and to SpookyStu) 😋 And tbh, Spooky, I'm sorry for my words earlier and wish you well on your healing journey. 👍 However maybe consider a new therapist. One with a specialty and proven and quicker track record of resolving this kind of trauma.
You're not a gazebo, or even part gazebo. You're a gentleman. An inverse one, but 100% gentleman nonetheless. Don't appropriate someone else's culture for clout.
I believe he thought Peppy was real the entire time. Not sure if this effected his long-form opinion that all puppets are real, but he definitely thought Peppy was real the entire time
1:09 “Florida Man Arrested at Arby’s after fleeing authorities amid murder-for-hire case.” (They finally got him, but too late.) 1:20 “Beloved actor Robert Donkey Sr. Still lost at sea, Authorities give up search.” (Unsure when this happened. Christmas, Veteran’s day or Summer.) 1:31 “Small Man found partially cooked in large homemade microwave” (Poor Bing😢) 1:43 “Burrito Bone kickstarter refunded after hundreds choke” (They were warned. They didn’t listen.) 2:36 “D Wireless rates rise to the price of a helmet.” (Drop a sandbag this time.) 2:56 “Software engineer murdered, police suspect goo guy from “Sky High” (2005)” (This is exactly what happens when Disney tries to parody THE BOYS. 🤦) 3:53 “John Wilkes Booth Officially announces candidacy” (So THAT’s what Nicolas Cage spent all the treasure on!) 4:25 “Zillber to Merge with Merger” (*spits out Juice “Water”) 4:32 “Onion Mitt is down” (Point being, we put your money on it, and you LOST.) I understood those references 😏
Unqualified? He NAILED it. When has someone on one of these shows EVER said “I’ve changed my mind!” If this were real, peace would break out first in Burmalia, then in Bangentina to South Chimichanga and from there across the world.
What can I say, man's versatile, he has an expansive career. Is it really fair to hold him up to ""qualifications""? I don't think that's even a real word
My job is expensive too, and 'qualifications' is not a real word, it was actually a secret society called the Bananus who changed the letters on a printing press back in 1989 to alter the reality of citizens by introducing a made-up word.
At first they act as if the puppet speaks for itself with "don't put words into the puppets mouth" and then proceed to blame Dave that he is the one making the puppet speak, just too good
I just recently came across your videos and after watching one I watched every single one of them! You guys are criminally underrated and amazing, I was having a anxiety attack and had to keep working but seeing your new upload actually lessened my anxiety, thank you and keep up the good work! Also love the lore continuation from the old videos "Robert donkey sr still lost at sea " really witty way to do it
Your comedy continues to evolve. Your production value continues to grow with every video. I love that you guys view your channel as expressions of your own comedic views and don't pander to "fans" who'd want you to beat a dead horse. I honestly never know what to expect from every new video but I'm never disappointed. You guys continue to get more and more funny with every video posted.
One of the many reasons I love them too. Original, stupid, smart, silly, sweet, stupid (again), and always funny and ridiculous, and so well done. And always just completely unpredictable. 😂 I read the post on their patreon where they detailed their complete process and schedule and my jaw is still on the floor. I mean I knew these videos were a lot of work but its a LOT of work. And they do them in such a small amount of time. 😮
Ngl the puppet made the best points on the panel. All while being modest, polite, and persuasive. He basically summed up the correct answer to the trolley problem
This is such a great video, all of the references at the bottom that I only noticed at the end made me rewatch it, just reading them. I hope Wally Nickel's of the Cincinnati Staplers is OK.
I like how especially at the end it's made so obvious that it's all just about sounding ticked off and someone responding in kind (or with something / anything) and just keeping that dynamic going no matter what it's about, whether there's any real information or not, etc. Someone, even anyone, just needs to be there to 1) be there, 2) talk, 3) sound irate, 4) speak with a sound of certainty.
True. Celebrities talking about politics is the cringiest thing ever. Like you get paid to look nice on screen, go do that and leave the thinking to people who get paid to think
Love all the scrolling text. Big news may be important, but so are the smaller stories. (and all the referential text is a feast for the eyes. this format rules)
Based on his appearance, what do you think Peppy is certainly an expert on?
He rubs his meat before he puts it in.
Definitely the price of apple strudel.
spicy meatballs
Anything to do with having things shoved up his Whoops
The flavors of carpet in rural Brazilian communities
This is like avoiding eye contact with your teacher when they're asking questions you didnt even hear lol
Why not just ask them to repeat the question? That has never caused unwanted consequences for me.
Because it's hard for people to actkkr adults in our world when you can just yell and argue until you both forget what the topic was. @@KristianKumpula
Rookie mistake. Instead stare them down. It’s makes them very uncomfortable so they will choose someone else, no joke. Downside is that they will think you’re weird, but I guess there are worse things 😂
and "Onion Mitt is down"
Leap to your feet, say “I’m the one asking questions here,” and ask your teacher about her stance on US military intervention in Burmalia.
"Don't put words in the puppets mouth" 🤣
He says Pepe the name of the puppet
@@smam7667shut up nerd 🤓🤓🤓
@@smam7667peppy*
kinda fucked up that they had two puppets on the show but the humans talked over them about whether or not puppets are real
I need to see their birth certificates. 😂
Classic human privilege. We think just because we have lungs, diaphragms, and vocal chords, that we can just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk over everybody who needs a hand up their ass to speak.
Well, I'd like to see YOU ALL do that with a straight face when such a divisive topic comes up in conversation.
#PuppetLivesMatter
2:57 "Software engineer murdered, police suspect goo guy from Sky High (2005)"
lol genius reference
Everything down there is a reference
theres so many references
Absolutely lost it at "D Wireless rises to price of a helmet"
"Burrito Bone Kickstarter refunded after hundreds choke..."
"Jordan Peterson discusses wizard lore on popular podcast, cries..."
John wilkes booth runs for candidacy
That transition from goofy small town fair right into a story about genocide …. Chefs kiss
That’s is a spicy a meatball
Or lack thereof...
Very accurate to the news
"This is a spicy meatball." I love when a callback comes together.
4:40 "michael ate a bug" i am honored to understand that reference
it was a neon orange bug
Onion Mitt is also down
A little bit of ketchup next time will be nice
Every single line there is a reference. Although I am not sure what video "Dinosaur found dead" line refers to
I believe all of them are references to sketches
Having the awareness in the moment to take off the balloon hat somehow reminded me of that video where the kid's cymbals break and he salutes the flag XD
lol it reminded me of that woman who was cheering for a game (hockey I think) wearing a deep v sweater and as she jumped her hug boobs were basically working their way out of her shirt.
The Jumbotron looks at her and you see her notice herself, think “oh cool!” start to wave, and then she notices her tits are hanging out and she awkwardly pivots the wave into adjusting and covering her boobs up. She tries to smile awkwardly and then notices on the screen a couple of young boys sitting backwards on their knees staring at her and she looks mortified… lmao her eyes go o.o 0.0 ! Hahah
It’s such a perfect video because she clearly didn’t mean to be that revealing and thought like “oh, whatever.. play it cool.” and then she noticed the boys and instantly remembered all of her jumping and cheering and was horrified. Haha poor lady. She just wanted to enjoy a hockey game in a nice sweater, she just didn’t know her blessings would become a curse.
So awkward! Never seen it before.
Man, that puppet put up a great argument, I really changed my point of view when he said “Kill some of the children” and “Spicy Meatball”
It's nice to see a moderate view on child murder and _medium_ war crimes. Oh wait, every news channel already takes that perspective.
the twist is that the ventriloquist was doing all of the voices and the entire sketch was just part of his routine. I know, I saw him do the whole thing live at the fair
Thank you. It makes sense now! I felt I was missing something the whole time. 👍
That's not even possible. I saw him drinking the water.
How do you know that the puppets weren't speaking themselves? They have brains and legs, you know.
“John Wilkes Booth officially announced candidacy.”
I love how the headlines moving at the bottom are previous skits 😊
How the onion used to do it... Better times
@@abadran8174The Onion is back at it again now.
@@randomone4832yes, I saw that! not bad at all. I think nostalgia gives us bias for sure but it still doesn't feel the same.
If I recall correctly, there was one guy who showed up to an actual major news station for a job interview and they accidentally put him on air as a high ranking Apple executive.
... I feel like this is ethier fox new or CNN this happen in. Both is believeable at this point in time.
guy goma, bbc interview, very funny
@@smoceany9478brutal that they then didn't hire him! 😂
"Yeah, I'm here for the interview?"
"Great, follow Darlene to makeup. You're late and we'll be behind schedule if you don't hurry!"
I love Dave, but Pepe ate my lizard when I was 5
It’s okay, you don’t have to call it a lizard in front of the adults
who is pepe
Pepe would never do such a thing
Show us on the puppet where it touched you
what@@steeliewheelies
The panic when he realizes he's still on air was way too relatable
I really love the way he says "What does the puppet think, Dave?" Totally serious. Great acting.
Dave Gipple threw his voice at me at a county fair in 2004, and I have been in therapy ever since.
Oh c'mon. If you hadn't been carrying a puppet, it wouldn't have happened.
Way too accurate
@@tinaperez7393 Wowwww victim blaming? It's always about what they're carrying. (to the braindead: this is a joke)
@@Grave_of_the_Sea look, I'm only suggesting we call a spade a spade here and put the blame where it belongs. If that happens to be the victim, that's not my fault, that's just reality. Sounds like SpookyStu is a bit of a snowflake. Just sayin. Smh.
@@Grave_of_the_Sea and also 👍♥️🔥😂😝😋 to you (and to SpookyStu) 😋 And tbh, Spooky, I'm sorry for my words earlier and wish you well on your healing journey. 👍 However maybe consider a new therapist. One with a specialty and proven and quicker track record of resolving this kind of trauma.
Zeebo, a slur for gazebos and no you can't fucking say it it's our word
You're not a gazebo, or even part gazebo. You're a gentleman. An inverse one, but 100% gentleman nonetheless. Don't appropriate someone else's culture for clout.
Z
what up my zeebu
You are not a gazebo. Stop using that word you bigot.
Do not say the Z-slur
Guy on the left blamed Dave until his opponent agreed, at which point he decided to believe that puppets were real xD
He was correct; his opponent's instincts are wrong 99% of the time, as proved by the resident puppet expert.
I believe he thought Peppy was real the entire time. Not sure if this effected his long-form opinion that all puppets are real, but he definitely thought Peppy was real the entire time
“Not all of our guests have had the chance to speak”
Followed by the dead eyed stares of EVERYONE is hilarious
"Dinosaur found dead" lmao
Thank god they’re bringing on real experts and properly qualified professionals to handle this delicate situation
President John Puppet has yet to comment
Probably cause he’s running against John Wilkes Booth
the complete whiplash from happy ventriloquist interview immediately to devastating world horror is the most News thing to ever News
If somebody told you I was qualified. Somebody lied.
This is the kind of journalistic integrity and intelllectual rigour I have come to expect from Wizards with Guns.
“Me now or still the puppet” lmao
I like how the puppet himself was surprised at being real
Loved how the "puppet expert" who has the authority of speaking about puppets and what we should think about them wasn't a puppet
The shear discomfort made me giggle bro
That sheer discomfort that i get when i see wrong words are used 🤓 😭
@@growingoaks hahah
@@growingoaksThe sheer discomfort I get when people are obnoxious about grammar
@@GrabnokTD good thing no one was talking about grammar then, only spelling on my end! That was a close call.
@@growingoaks bro I thought your comment was hilarious haha it’s what I deserve for not paying attention
1:09 “Florida Man Arrested at Arby’s after fleeing authorities amid murder-for-hire case.” (They finally got him, but too late.)
1:20 “Beloved actor Robert Donkey Sr. Still lost at sea, Authorities give up search.” (Unsure when this happened. Christmas, Veteran’s day or Summer.)
1:31 “Small Man found partially cooked in large homemade microwave” (Poor Bing😢)
1:43 “Burrito Bone kickstarter refunded after hundreds choke” (They were warned. They didn’t listen.)
2:36 “D Wireless rates rise to the price of a helmet.” (Drop a sandbag this time.)
2:56 “Software engineer murdered, police suspect goo guy from “Sky High” (2005)” (This is exactly what happens when Disney tries to parody THE BOYS. 🤦)
3:53 “John Wilkes Booth Officially announces candidacy” (So THAT’s what Nicolas Cage spent all the treasure on!)
4:25 “Zillber to Merge with Merger” (*spits out Juice “Water”)
4:32 “Onion Mitt is down” (Point being, we put your money on it, and you LOST.)
I understood those references 😏
at 1:00 theres billionaire purcheses google and makes its name Goo
Micheal ate a bug?
I love the amount of references to past sketches you put in.
"Dinosaur found dead"
this is the saddest day of my life
I love how even the news banner at the bottom gets quiet when Peppy comes out and it's all awkward
This feels like a very specific nightmare you have after falling asleep with the news on
Im so glad they were able to bring major experts like Dave and Peppy onto such an important topic! Bravo Wizards with Guns. Bravo.
Unqualified? He NAILED it. When has someone on one of these shows EVER said “I’ve changed my mind!” If this were real, peace would break out first in Burmalia, then in Bangentina to South Chimichanga and from there across the world.
The amount of fear you put in your expressions is amazing
What can I say, man's versatile, he has an expansive career. Is it really fair to hold him up to ""qualifications""? I don't think that's even a real word
My job is expensive too, and 'qualifications' is not a real word, it was actually a secret society called the Bananus who changed the letters on a printing press back in 1989 to alter the reality of citizens by introducing a made-up word.
This is giving heavy (early) The Onion vibes and I love it!!
I can't even begin to describe how good this is, there's so many levels to your comedy, it's insane
I give it 3 years...
3 years and this will be the norm on all news channels.
Glad they changed the political panel from 100 people down to 3 !
edit: 4 people
edit: 5 people
edit: 6 people
It would have been hilarious to see this comment as they keep pushing the panel to 100.
2:04 Congrats Stacy "Lugnut" Bunyum! So happy for them!
2:09 RIP Captain Bible, you will be missed 😔
The situation was indeed "a spicy meatball".
"John Wilkes Booth officially announces candicy is such a great callback 3:50
The Onion has a son now?!!!
At first they act as if the puppet speaks for itself with "don't put words into the puppets mouth" and then proceed to blame Dave that he is the one making the puppet speak, just too good
The fact that the puppet expert controlling Peppi made the puppet react to the horrible news at 4:15 killed me lmfao.
I just recently came across your videos and after watching one I watched every single one of them! You guys are criminally underrated and amazing, I was having a anxiety attack and had to keep working but seeing your new upload actually lessened my anxiety, thank you and keep up the good work! Also love the lore continuation from the old videos "Robert donkey sr still lost at sea " really witty way to do it
I was soooo expecting Pepe to go on a rant making muntiple horrendous points
i NEED to see more of this dave guy!
I love how the puppet was on a screen 1 screen away from Dave gamble instead of right next to him
OMG, i love this, i now want a full TV-Series with just dave being flabbergasted on camera constantly like this. This is hilarious.
Zillber is sponsoring the Fall Festival? I’m there so long as they have a showcase with Merger.
I love the scrolling bar at the bottom. The references it’s making to other videos are hilarious!
When someone tries to pretend to be an authority but still says "nucular" the illusion just shatters.
Your comedy continues to evolve. Your production value continues to grow with every video. I love that you guys view your channel as expressions of your own comedic views and don't pander to "fans" who'd want you to beat a dead horse. I honestly never know what to expect from every new video but I'm never disappointed. You guys continue to get more and more funny with every video posted.
One of the many reasons I love them too. Original, stupid, smart, silly, sweet, stupid (again), and always funny and ridiculous, and so well done. And always just completely unpredictable. 😂
I read the post on their patreon where they detailed their complete process and schedule and my jaw is still on the floor. I mean I knew these videos were a lot of work but its a LOT of work. And they do them in such a small amount of time. 😮
Man, Pepe really came out shootin' with his arguments. Guess they don't call him Pepe le Pew Pew for nothin'.
I haven’t laughed this much or this hard at anything all year. Brava.
1:43 callback to the Burrito Bone! So much R&D went into that thing! 😂
They need to actually do this to a guest on a mainstewm news program
This was more informative than any news panel ever.
by poseidon, WHY is this so realistically made? i lost it when the puppet swiped onto the screen
I love all the video references at the bottom😭😭
4:32 The way peppy looks down after he says puppets have legs cracks me up.
I like how it says "Captain Bible actor Bent Fundle found dead on toilet holding grenade" 2 times just to show us the true horror of the situation
That spiraled out of control quickly!😂😂😂
Peppy has some enlightening points, get that man out to the warzone!
Ngl the puppet made the best points on the panel. All while being modest, polite, and persuasive. He basically summed up the correct answer to the trolley problem
This is brilliant. You've outdone yourselves. Bravo. ❤ Genuine compliment from a genuine fan.
"I'm dead serious, Tom." F**ked me up.
1:38 Omfg you can see the two guys cracking up! They are trying so hard not to laugh at the akward middle man lmfao
Wow, Dave. Just wow. Get it together.
This is such a great video, all of the references at the bottom that I only noticed at the end made me rewatch it, just reading them. I hope Wally Nickel's of the Cincinnati Staplers is OK.
I like how especially at the end it's made so obvious that it's all just about sounding ticked off and someone responding in kind (or with something / anything) and just keeping that dynamic going no matter what it's about, whether there's any real information or not, etc. Someone, even anyone, just needs to be there to 1) be there, 2) talk, 3) sound irate, 4) speak with a sound of certainty.
this is by far the most underrated youtube channel. every single one of these videos are pure gold
Your bloopers hit so hard too. I love these news show ones
I love how the panel is ever expanding
“espicy ameatballa!” -dan cummins
I didn't know about the new crawl until I read the comments. I loved them. These videos just get better
As a resident of Burma with.. eerily... Similar circumstances, the puppet does make a good point
"What does the puppet think, Dave?" 😂
This is perfect, I would love more TV sketches like this with reoccurring characters!
I love how all these videos feel like a fever dream. You can never guess what’s gonna happen and it’s beautiful
The genius of these guys is how unformulaic their sketches are, it's so good when you don't know what's going to happen
omg its like OG onion, I need you guys to continue this stuff
Am I reading every single news clip at the bottom? Absolutely.
I never thought I would see the days of such high quality Onion videos ever again! Fantastic work gents
Everytime you guys upload i get a boost of serotonin lmfaoo i never loved a yt channel more in my life😂❤
Who tf is better than these guys? I mean the range is insane. Best group hands down.
I love the references to your guy's other videos in the scroll across the bottom. 10/10.
Basically what I think anytime a celebrity talks politics on these type of shows.
True. Celebrities talking about politics is the cringiest thing ever. Like you get paid to look nice on screen, go do that and leave the thinking to people who get paid to think
Love all the scrolling text. Big news may be important, but so are the smaller stories.
(and all the referential text is a feast for the eyes. this format rules)
when the puppet shows up next to them in a panel lol, so good
This killed me and now I'm dead; Dave?
Thank you for putting the news ticker at the bottom
holy shit I love how this just devolves and unravels further and further
the scrolling text is awesome
Sending thoughts and prayers to the children of Burmalia
To be clear, you're sending thoughts and prayers to the child soldiers who attacked and murdered those in the rebel camps?
"Are Reece's Pieces actually pieces, or is this just a Reece's puff piece?"
The dudes trying not to laugh while the balloon is making noise got me.