Comedian Ahamed Weinberg Talks Being a White Muslim In America | JFL | LOL StandUp!
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Stand up comedian Ahamed Weinberg explains that as a white Jewish, Muslim vegetarian he needs to live a liberal bubble.
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As a white Muslim with a German last name. I laughed so hard.
@Stranger Random stranger sister. American german
@Stranger Random stranger blood german. Born american. German American
@Stranger Random stranger thank you for the warning. I'm already married (:
@PARTH Asha the Southern Europeans balkans have been Muslim for centuries
@PARTH Asha "Brother asked a good question"
*In Dr. Zakir Naik's voice*
I'm white Muslim and my surname is Jacobs and I'm of mainly Western European descent! I get what he's saying!!!
😂
Imagine being white, Jewish and Muslim at the same time lol. You're literally everything 😅
My name is hamed. And my phone often changes to ashamed too! 😂
Everyone of his jokes was an ace! This guy should be everywhere!
LOL He told not 1 lie this whole set!
Except the lie about cannabis not being medicine and not stopping seizures....
@@LeftLaneDreams I think he means its the cbd extract and oils thats the medicine not the 90% of other people smokin doinks
@Saf 299 He did specifically state "In America" when making that comment.
MY FRIENDS ALWAYS CALLED ME THE MUSLIM JEW. GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS. BTW...Saw him on Colbert tonight...and now I had to see for myself. Glad I came. 🤣
So you have Jewish Ancestry?
@Fendi Bull I totally agree with what your saying EXCEPT ...Everyone "does not" have a creed from ALLAH. Allah is a Muslim thing. He is one God out of 3000. Everyone should have a creed with THEMSELVES. No one should need to look outside themselves to know right from wrong. Religion is for those who need to be taught right from wrong. They need fear or reward to guide them. Not everyone is that spiritually weak to where they need a "GOD".
@@kweenme8101 Arab Jew, Arab Christian, Arab Muslim all call god Allah. It literally means The God. So it’s not a muslim thing
@@kweenme8101 to be called muslim is to believe in god, if you don't you are not.
@@vizi-_-vizi and @Rai Hanzo ..I know what being "Muslim" means. My favorite Sura of the Quran is 2:62 ...AND I WILL tell you what I told the them, "YOUR belief is not the truth. Most importantly, YOUR GOD does not have a monopoly on good. You may count me as one who does good and does not believe in any of your gods. I don't kill cause I feel it is wrong, not because God told me "thou shall not..." I do right, not because I want to avoid negative consequences like hell, or to gain positive consequences like heaven.
Hilarious 😂😂 the fact that he didnt even lie once!! U actually get autocorrected to "shameful" as soon as u write Ahamed 😂😂
Ashamed.
'Shamed'
He kinda looks like Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad,
I saw a similar comment in another video
talks like him too
He could easily pass as a native pathan in Pakistan or Afghanistan
Do you mean Parthian?
@@dominicjohnson310 no pathan or pashtun. Their indigenous to the mountains of Afghanistan.
@@dominicjohnson310Pathan or Pasthuns of Afghanistan & Pakistan they're light-skinned with blue, green eyes
i must say, when i heard about the bomb clock thing i was extremely offended. But i gotta say, just looked it up and it really is a bomby looking clock.
if you're offended by little nonsense then you're an Ignorant who cannot handle simple criticism and jokes
@@barmitsva6897 You realize that he was joking too right?
@@aman_01ahmad33 He wasn't, he got triggered and then came to his senses
You and that delusional person defending him is pretty funny.
@@barmitsva6897 Says the one who got offended by sarcasm 😅
Who else tried to type Ahamed? 😂😂
😂😂
i did 😂
How do you know? Are you from future?
@@ahmedwagdy2672 Ahmed 😂
Shameful
He's speaking the truth. All facts
He could pass as any race in Turkey, Turk, Kurd, or others.
That was a pretty bomby clock!....still laughing!!!
I'm white,and I'm muslim. How about my brother has one brown eye one blue eye and blonde hair. His one blue eye is from our father. 😁
😆 prodigy
Needs a Netflix special ASAP
His name alone already kicks asses that nobody dares to hate him. Otherwise you are Islamophobic & antisemitic at the same time !
Challenge accepted
A pretty bomby clock lmfaooo 😂
I wonder if he was born Muslim from two Jewish reverts to Islam or did they revert when he was young and he grew up into Islam and embraced it?
His father Jewish, mother Catholic . Both converted to Islam under Sri lanka n sufi. So he was raised muslim.
@@terrysetiawan6289 very interesting
I watch this everyday now.
Is that the guy from breaking bad?
no , bill burr is the guy from breaking bad
@@ahmadfarhat1014 I think he meant Pinkman.
Nooooooo
Love your performance Ahamed.
Mashala he was not just a random white... he was a yahoodi🤗
" Listen, ain't no computer f*cking my daughter"
🤣😂🤣😂
I shall return to Islam.
Insha
This is genius stand-up. Totally slept on!!
Who came here from Colbert's Late Show???
I am also white muslim
*breathing intesifies*
other muslims always hate bosnians because we dont experience islamophobia since we are european
Oh you just go between, just zip on thru there.
AHAMED WEINBERG !!!!!! the world is now confusing
His first name is my first initial and last name .
Can’t spell ashamed without hamed . I’ve said that too many times
Purple durple medication 😂😂
funny i am muslim and white and have red hair though my family name is not weinberg lol
He looks like a hotter Aaron Paul
Good job man
Police app, bomby clock, thats new. 😆😆😆
You remind me of jesse pinkman
Dude is hilarious. Damn good jokes.
I swear he found the secret be white and Muslim in America is the best you will ever get in both world being The here after and the earth we live in now lol hope Allah makes him the best muslim
GOD LOVE MUSLIMS BECAUSE ISLAM IS THE RELIGION OF GOD
😂😂😂 LIKE IF ANYONE CAN RELATE
Lolll. I lost it at vegetarian 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaga 😉
Al Baqara: Ayat 40
O children of Israel!1 Remember My favours upon you. Fulfil your covenant and I will fulfil Mine, and stand in awe of Me ˹alone˺.
out of context
Love u Kevin Hart
Njnnj eff hjo92)doin
Comedy genius! Love it 💗
That app idea is actually not bad
to be fair marijuana has actually helped a lot of children with seizure disorders expecally small infants
He is hillarious
He's so good!
No he isnt
@MK - 08TC 752134 Tomken Road MS I'm a Muslim too but he's just not funny
his breathing is too loud for me... a bit distracting, but other than that, good stuff!
Does no one notice he looks like Jesse pink man
he killed it
Ad: Rosen school of Hebrew :)
Islam means the whole peace ✌️ ✌️ ✌️ ✌️ you understand Islam wrong guys i m afraid on you from unbelieving in God's Islam
Aslama means peace, Islam means submission, definition: Attained peace through submission.
He kinda looks like Aaron Paul
Bosnians are also white muslims :)
I haven’t heard Justin beabers songs in years....and honestly I hope it stays like that🤢🤮
My brain 🧠 is confused
A white Jewish Muslim 😳
Another one here 🙋
@Jihad Mansouri my ethnicity is jewish and l am muslim. I can elaborate it even more if you like. hahah
@Jihad Mansouri Middle east during the second millennium BCE, in a part of the levant known as the land of israel
@Jihad Mansouri You're welcome!
It's ironic because I'm an Iranian ex-Muslim who converted to Christianity, but I wasn't free to express my new religion in my own country! Because in Islam, leaving the religion is dealt with Certain Death! And unfortunately my country has an Islamic regime, and we live under the Shariah Law!
That's sad
Don't make it a Muslim issue when it's a country issue. Just because people do things in the name of religion doesn't mean the religion allows and accepts it. You should know that.
most Iran not Muslims shia you weren't Muslim from the first
@@user-vk9dw7er6h exactly
As a sunni muslim myself, I swear shias do not believe in Shariah Law. They believe in the Imams or Ayotullah recieve revelation directly so thats not Shariah Law.
Usually shias are anti shariah as its associated with sunnism.
Ahamad is Arabic name for Boy name and meaning of this name is "
One who Saves
it just Hebrew version of mohammad
@@6arbahno it’s not lol
Hilarious😂😂
Good one!
We are not homophobic, we don't hate the the sinner, we hate the sin.
@PARTH you can't stone the sin can you?
@BHAGWAN share one video photo or anything that shows sinners getting thrown with stones
@BHAGWANshare me a link please I'd love to see such a thing,,as a muslim who lived frequently between malaysia dubai and jordan and I've never seen such a thing my whole life even iraq and saudi paid them long visits without any of many people talk about.
@BHAGWAN send a link!!!
@PARTH Asha I couldn't find anything. There are just a lot of articles where the law happened. But, I can't find any single thing happened on public. Beside from the terrorist execution ofc
He's cute!
He's cool
how tense and awkward. not his performance but when was this and where? likely a liberal city.
This is funny af!
Back at it again at Krispy Kreme
Hilarious!
Bro your parents should have gone with Ahmed or Ahmad and drop the extra a.
really funny
Am here after watching him on colbert
🤣🤣🤣
I'll never know enough white people to know what your thinking lol LMAO because it's true!
God, this crowd sucks
Good watch
Except that weed IS medicind
Hella funny 😁 an app to replace police hilarious millennials....
a jew muslim is funny as hell.
lol breathing weird.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Has he ever explained why his parents decided to convert to Islam? That's such a weird thing to do. Not because there's anything particularly wrong with Islam. I'm just saying that if you're already Catholic/Jewish, it's basically the same thing with some different traditions. What would be the point?
I'm so confused right now.
Its not exactly the same tho, not all Abrahamic religious are 100 % the same there are some changes ☺️
@@fatea8255 Sure. And technically, there's a difference between Pepsi and Coke as well. But how much of a difference, really?
@@whiskeyfarbrorn yeah but there’s still a difference, if there wasn’t people wouldn’t prefer one of them if it’s the same
Father Jewish, Mother Catholic.
Both converted to Muslim under Sri Lankan Sufi.
So He was raised muslim , and went to pilgrimage at 10 with parent.
Good point... Maybe has to do with where the lived or maybe another small difference
🔥🔥🔥🔥
lalat in your face change your name
He must hate Kurban Eid
It's not like that simple, in a liberal society sacrificing an animal is seen as a crime, people get cancelled for it, so they just stick to a regular veggie diet.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👋👋👋👋
Hahahahahaahhahaha
wow
wait jew and Muslim or is that a joke
Jewish Ethnicity, Islam as religion
Hahahah
😂😂😂😂🔥🔥
Boring
He can't even pronounce his name... It's Ahmed not Ahaaaaaamed!
His name is literally Ahamed not Ahmed.
@@ETS186 Usually Ahmed is spelled either way in English.
So can liberals all get together and decide once for all, are we supposed be ashamed for "White Privilege" or not?
The rest of us keep getting mixed messages about what "White Privilege" is or isnt, then we get hell for not understanding it.
To be fair there isn't white privillage in the west now maybe but here in some white muslim countries like bosnia turkey kosovo tchetchenia ect there is white privillage even in non white caucasian countries like algeria and marooco there is racisme against blacks so everyone is racist
@@AmineAmine-dd3eu Nope there is still white privilege in the West, especially America
He's a confused guy
Dude you are not funny I'm skipping to Kevin hart
Jewish Muslim?? Muslim Jew??
Just couldn't work up to laughing. Work on your material, bro