The Sopranos - Christopher Is Out Of Rehab

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  • Опубликовано: 19 сен 2012
  • Christopher is out of rehab for his heroin addiction
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  • @MrSinthan
    @MrSinthan 3 года назад +522

    And as usual, Patsy is the funniest and most solid person in the clip.

  • @mnv7353
    @mnv7353 3 года назад +308

    Love how Patsy is so cheerful through it all 😂, poor guy has to watch over Chris (someone who he has beef with) the whole time staying in a motel and report back to Tony and has no complaints.

    • @coffeebeans7912
      @coffeebeans7912 3 года назад +31

      Prob got a good amount of cash for it

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 2 года назад +40

      @@coffeebeans7912 Also Tony did warn Chris by using careful words that Patsy is going to be staying in a motel room half a mile away throughout Chrissy's rehab inferring that if Chrissy fucks up with this last chance rehab, Patsy was going to end his existence.

    • @yuliangeorgiev
      @yuliangeorgiev 2 года назад +29

      And Patsy has motivation to really watch for any indiscretions made by Chrissy.

    • @CaptainTrips560
      @CaptainTrips560 Год назад +9

      Patsy has beef with Chrissy but I think he was genuinely happy for him here. Just like when he was happy that Chris got married. As insolent as Chris usually was to Patsy, I think Patsy appreciated the fact that Chris was the one guy in the crew who clearly had nothing to do with killing his brother

    • @flightofthebumblebee9529
      @flightofthebumblebee9529 Год назад +5

      ​@@CaptainTrips560 True. Patsy's only sort of beef with Chrissy would be how Chrissy (a full blown smack shooting junkie) got the promotion over Paulie's crew while patsy got passed over. Once Paulie got out of the can, Patsy let that all go. Patsy definitely harbors resentment towards Tony and I don't blame him, but I don't think he had any real beef with Chrissy. Patsy was far more efficient than Chrissy and even a better father and husband than most of these guys.

  • @Jaybeefromhiscastle
    @Jaybeefromhiscastle 10 лет назад +878

    Not many guys come out of rehab to find a pair of legs like THAT waiting for them. Lucky bastard.

    • @unknownsource4359
      @unknownsource4359 7 лет назад +41

      Jaybeefromhiscastle I did. Back in 2009 I was in a rehabilitation center in Tijuana MX and got out the same year. Straight gutter shit but what doesn't murder you make you stronger. The night I got released my fine ass girlfriend back then was waiting for me with my mom and grandmother. We went to a restaurant afterwards and in the parking lot I made out and groped her ass. Memories back then.

    • @insertusername7141
      @insertusername7141 5 лет назад +76

      You guys sound like Beavis & Butthead's dad's when they were telling that story about getting some ass. True story.

    • @bassmaster867
      @bassmaster867 5 лет назад +24

      @@insertusername7141 they were probably roadies for Motley Crue

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 4 года назад +5

      Rehab is a scam.

    • @vantheman1238
      @vantheman1238 3 года назад

      Hahahahaha classic 😂😂😂

  • @bigal5921
    @bigal5921 11 лет назад +528

    "Hey let me tell you something when Christopher was in rehab she was calling me all the time... I was this close"

    • @inutero10
      @inutero10 6 лет назад +120

      Big Al
      But your braschiol isnt even that long

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 6 лет назад +12

      inutero10 What about it?!

    • @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy
      @JohnDoeTheGoodGuy 4 года назад +38

      @KryofFear 1337 You threw food at Vito! That's gotta be resolved.

    • @mikemacaluso1130
      @mikemacaluso1130 4 года назад +15

      @@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy The guy had it coming..

    • @ryanrick6443
      @ryanrick6443 4 года назад +31

      KryofFear 1337
      OHHHH! I’m a captain now you don’t talk to me like that!

  • @owennoble8575
    @owennoble8575 2 года назад +117

    Even though Adriana was there to greet Chris we all know she had been calling Vito every night.

  • @thomasspengler9044
    @thomasspengler9044 2 года назад +77

    I love how the tables turned. Chris was acting capo over Patsy in the beginning of the season, and by the end, Patsy is the one tasked with killing Chris should he try and leave rehab early

  • @saljpal3
    @saljpal3 8 лет назад +60

    fucking love when the FBI gets flipped off

  • @AQUAPHREESH193
    @AQUAPHREESH193 6 лет назад +149

    Pat Parisi ladies and gentlemen 👏👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂

    • @michaelcorleone3751
      @michaelcorleone3751 4 года назад +2

      AQUAPHREESH193 yay👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🌹🌹🌹bravo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

    • @deathrager2404
      @deathrager2404 4 года назад +16

      @@visionist7 it wont be cinematic

  • @greedyd5524
    @greedyd5524 6 лет назад +155

    Those legs so long they need their own zip code

    • @scottw8737
      @scottw8737 3 года назад +7

      the bears got to hide their legs when she goes camping

    • @firebugjohnnypyro
      @firebugjohnnypyro 3 года назад

      every time I see those legs the first word in my mind is 'OOF'. Adriana was so hot.

  • @ash6415
    @ash6415 3 года назад +56

    Hot damn, Adrianna could rock an outfit like nobody else.

    • @CaptainTrips560
      @CaptainTrips560 Год назад +1

      She & Chrissy we’re both supremely well dressed

  • @steveturowski7659
    @steveturowski7659 8 лет назад +375

    he didn't quit..just freshin up.

    • @josephlevito5302
      @josephlevito5302 7 лет назад +46

      steve turowski don't say Jack shit to Keisha

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 6 лет назад +2

      Fucking Junkie!!

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 6 лет назад +15

      "Nigga I got the mouth on a statue"

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 6 лет назад +6

      Mouth on a statue nigga

    • @mrxy4481
      @mrxy4481 5 лет назад +11

      Kiesha isn't getting her child support either.

  • @JoseMiranda-xv3lg
    @JoseMiranda-xv3lg 8 лет назад +295

    Adrianna: i am so glad you are clean now. Lets go home. Chris: i didnnnnnnnnttttttttttt!!!!!!

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 7 лет назад +18

      Jose Miranda Fucking Junkie! can you even do this?!!!

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 6 лет назад +25

      CWIS TOH FAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @lhingnuhaokip5347
      @lhingnuhaokip5347 3 года назад +1

      didinnnnntttt

  • @FSKgolaso
    @FSKgolaso 11 лет назад +162

    Haha patsy at the end, love it!

    • @rusudan9631
      @rusudan9631 3 года назад +2

      it wasn't cinematic tho

    • @gary609906
      @gary609906 3 года назад +6

      C'mon, but what about Patsy in the middle? Fuhgettaboutit!

  • @NexStarMedia
    @NexStarMedia 3 года назад +62

    I'm surprised Christopher was able to keep his temper in check and didn't backhand her just for old times' sake. ;)

    • @shapiroshekelberg604
      @shapiroshekelberg604 2 года назад +2

      Lol best comment

    • @mikemcgrath6150
      @mikemcgrath6150 2 года назад +4

      I cant imagine hitting a girl. Wonder what goes through their minds the first time it happens.

    • @CaptainTrips560
      @CaptainTrips560 Год назад

      @@mikemcgrath6150 what goes through the guy’s mind or the girl’s mind?

    • @mikemcgrath6150
      @mikemcgrath6150 Год назад +1

      @@CaptainTrips560 guys.

  • @DuncanUdaho67
    @DuncanUdaho67 5 лет назад +63

    AGENT HARRISH

    • @atlasking6110
      @atlasking6110 3 года назад

      Um, well that would be funny if it was Agent Harris who lisped, but the lisper was Agent Skip Li(s)pari so you lose the internets.

    • @DuncanUdaho67
      @DuncanUdaho67 3 года назад +4

      @@atlasking6110 Uhhh I was referencing Tony, so it’s you who loses “the internets ”.

    • @mrmccracken5332
      @mrmccracken5332 3 года назад +1

      Guys come on seriously

    • @AndyCigars
      @AndyCigars 3 года назад

      @@DuncanUdaho67 "I knew dat was coming!"

  • @JoeONeillActingjoeWriter
    @JoeONeillActingjoeWriter 3 года назад +21

    Love how when he's out of Rehab he's Carm's Cousin

  • @qsprimalaccuracy9709
    @qsprimalaccuracy9709 3 года назад +9

    That rehab, fuggettaboutit! Adriana's legs, whateva happened there.

  • @tomservo5347
    @tomservo5347 2 года назад +9

    I'd finish rehab also knowing Patsi was waiting outside if I tried skipping.

  • @AmrRivers
    @AmrRivers 6 лет назад +91

    Did Patsy literally wait nearby the entire time Chris was in rehab?

    • @12potatos
      @12potatos 5 лет назад +46

      He should have literally been the underboss or just under the underboss. That idiot Christopher should have never been made in the first place.

    • @dannickwoolfganglabonte6781
      @dannickwoolfganglabonte6781 4 года назад +19

      Half a mile from there, in a motel

    • @YaowBucketHEAD
      @YaowBucketHEAD 4 года назад +16

      Probably spent the few months eating take out and watching softcore Skinemax "porn".
      Not a bad way to earn a buck.

    • @jimantle268
      @jimantle268 3 года назад +60

      It's strongly implied he was supposed to wack Christopher if he tried to escape.

    • @1sam-ef
      @1sam-ef 3 года назад

      Patsy was a Patsy...

  • @handsolo1076
    @handsolo1076 2 года назад +8

    How that cellphone & that annoying ringtone lasted that whole season is beyond me.

  • @Kastikus
    @Kastikus 4 года назад +7

    The thumbnail looked like Carmela was smoking a blunt

  • @saltysalad3868
    @saltysalad3868 3 года назад +19

    Tony: "Your cousin is out of rehab, he looks good!"
    RUclips recommendation: "Tony sends Christopher to rehab"

  • @Legba85
    @Legba85 11 лет назад +2

    0:37. I approve of that message.

  • @JerseyWolf
    @JerseyWolf Год назад +1

    I used to walk by the building they used for Chris's rehab center all the time as a kid. It looked quite terrifying at night actually. I remember going back later as an adult while geochaching.

  • @robsantiago3453
    @robsantiago3453 6 лет назад +26

    Your out of rehab. Good now let's go. Get him draining

  • @johnturner3455
    @johnturner3455 3 года назад +5

    "Would you drive yourself when you look this bad?" Jesus christ, I wouldn't say that to my girlfriend in a million years 😂

  • @firebugjohnnypyro
    @firebugjohnnypyro 3 года назад +1

    That middle finger was a bit 'cinematic' if you ask me. lol

  • @socallawrence
    @socallawrence 5 лет назад +5

    They tried to make me go to rehab one time I said no no no

  • @thebaddog4104
    @thebaddog4104 3 года назад +1

    Christopher was just freshening up

  • @edwardmiller7198
    @edwardmiller7198 3 года назад +5

    The video could’ve been titled “legs”.

  • @TheSarah730
    @TheSarah730 11 лет назад +1

    Great Scene! Thanks '57!

  • @stevenspenneberg7407
    @stevenspenneberg7407 3 года назад +3

    The Cellphone ringtones were really the Star Recurring-Bit , of the show.
    At the time this first aired, WE ALL had those same ring tones on OUR phones!
    So when it rang, we ALL checked our phones , and then laughed.
    That’s an effect that will be lost on all future Viewers.
    And they also loved the cellphone ringing at awkward moments bit.
    How many times, did they wack a guy , and as soon as he dies, his phone rings??
    ( Fat Dom ) at Satriales

    • @Chilliam13
      @Chilliam13 2 года назад

      Is that the same ringtone from Jurassic Park III?

  • @mierezsaturday5855
    @mierezsaturday5855 5 лет назад +5

    I really wished they did more with the thermometer. I really liked that character.

  • @BigHorseFilm
    @BigHorseFilm 6 лет назад +4

    This is one of the only times I remember Anthony calling Chris his Cousin. Actually I'm not sure if he's saying to Carmela 'Your Cousin' or just cousin in general; because if I remember correctly, Chris is a cousin to both of them, although he refers to Anthony as his Uncle and Anthony refers to Christopher as his nephew. If someone knows better please correct me.

    • @uafc1
      @uafc1 5 лет назад +23

      He is carmella's cousin

    • @ThomasTiberio-qf9wd
      @ThomasTiberio-qf9wd 2 года назад +1

      @@uafc1 Carmela is the cousin of Dickie, Chris’s father

    • @mitchellhouser1572
      @mitchellhouser1572 11 месяцев назад

      He says "your cousin" as in Carmella's cousin. There is no blood relation between Tony and Christopher.

  • @janbosik8953
    @janbosik8953 2 года назад +2

    Ah... that Thunderbird is gorgeous! And those folding telephones were so stylish! What a time that was...

    • @Clowncentral101
      @Clowncentral101 2 года назад

      Looks like a fucking bug

    • @Clowncentral101
      @Clowncentral101 2 года назад

      Looks like a fucking bug

    • @pIayingwithmahwii
      @pIayingwithmahwii Год назад

      Don’t listen to the other guy( the thunderbird looks great. I dunno about the telephones tho.

    • @janbosik8953
      @janbosik8953 Год назад +1

      @@pIayingwithmahwii what the hell am I commenting on these Sopranos clips, I need to put a lid on it. xD

    • @pIayingwithmahwii
      @pIayingwithmahwii Год назад

      @@janbosik8953 no don’t put a lid on it. The other guy was out of line. I would give him a Paulie “ohhhhh!” If he said that irl.
      Ur fine lol don’t worry about it

  • @ucfkid67
    @ucfkid67 11 лет назад +3

    adri...dam...

  • @jonsal123
    @jonsal123 2 года назад

    He-hey! *proceeds with the finger*

  • @RSTI191
    @RSTI191 2 года назад +1

    Ade and those legs.
    Wars have begun over legs like that.
    Damn...

  • @nuisanceabatementvehicle160
    @nuisanceabatementvehicle160 4 года назад +2

    God damn Drea was fine.

  • @jaymeister4850
    @jaymeister4850 2 года назад +1

    Does Christopher's car resemble the Stinger from GTA or have I just been playing too much GTA?

  • @rcnelson
    @rcnelson 8 лет назад +1

    Nice pins.

  • @steveturowski7659
    @steveturowski7659 8 лет назад +32

    rehab is for quitters!!. HA HA!! It saved my life...Its works if you want it!!

  • @Agent1W
    @Agent1W 11 лет назад +3

    And obviously the FBI is going to get a "great view" of Christopher's condition...

  • @olivur_1459
    @olivur_1459 5 лет назад

    That Federal cop looks like Jeff Bezos heyhehey

  • @flightofthebumblebee9529
    @flightofthebumblebee9529 Год назад

    I love that Patsy got to chill in a motel in PA for a month just to make sure Chrissy didn't need any smack.

  • @shemp_
    @shemp_ 3 года назад +2

    I feel bad for Patsy, spent like a month in some shitty motel down the road waiting by the phone

  • @panzerraven4135
    @panzerraven4135 5 лет назад

    I won't go.. Go.. Go..

  • @jonathanbirch2022
    @jonathanbirch2022 Год назад +1

    Ah the beginning of a fresh start for Chrissie and great things to come….

  • @Anthony-lw1eg
    @Anthony-lw1eg 3 года назад

    I wish we had more of patsy talking

    • @1sam-ef
      @1sam-ef 3 года назад

      Patsy was a Patsy...

  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 2 года назад

    Patsy: (Shows middle finger to the FBI)
    Agent Harris: "I thought you said it won't be cinematic"

  • @chunkymilk
    @chunkymilk 2 года назад

    i’ll buy you one of those happy meals.

  • @Jaybeefromhiscastle
    @Jaybeefromhiscastle 10 лет назад

    Ahhh yes, ha there's rehab and then there's REHAB !!!

  • @johnlewisbrooks
    @johnlewisbrooks 2 года назад

    Patsys finger he he hey!

  • @luedanger561
    @luedanger561 2 года назад

    I see Carmela decided to be Diane again 😆

  • @Carlito_Brigante93
    @Carlito_Brigante93 2 года назад

    Lol Patsy 😂

  • @ADAPTATION7
    @ADAPTATION7 Год назад

    Finger looking good I would say.

  • @purplesword5536
    @purplesword5536 5 лет назад

    Patsy was just doing what tom cruise did in top gun, furthering relations, in other words flipping him the bird..

  • @gangesexcavating
    @gangesexcavating 10 лет назад

    oh well.

  • @bassmaster867
    @bassmaster867 5 лет назад +7

    Your tax dollars at work, bunch of feds watching a wiseguy get out of rehab

  • @brooksfleming7643
    @brooksfleming7643 2 года назад

    Patsy won't be far behind.

  • @FestusCletus2024
    @FestusCletus2024 3 года назад

    Thumbs up for the finger!!

  • @gregorylibra5114
    @gregorylibra5114 2 года назад +1

    I always wanted Adrianna badly, .... but I compromised with tissues

  • @jbot91
    @jbot91 6 лет назад +1

    Question. What would you do to be inside Adrianna?

    • @HamanKarn567
      @HamanKarn567 5 лет назад +8

      Nothing because I know where that pussy has been.

    • @mrfurio875
      @mrfurio875 4 года назад

      Grow some coco leaves

    • @intercommerce
      @intercommerce 4 года назад +1

      Beat her like Cwishtsafuh?p

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 3 года назад +2

      Christopher made her a varsity punching bag and it worked for him just fine until he sold her to Tony.

  • @gangesexcavating
    @gangesexcavating 11 лет назад +3

    Chris didn't touch crack cocaine. Heroin was the drug of choice.

  • @donclark4486
    @donclark4486 2 года назад

    Adriana 🔥

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x 3 года назад

    *I DID DENT*

  • @MichaelGiordano777
    @MichaelGiordano777 3 года назад

    How did Rehab go Christopha? Did you do any drugs or drink? I Did-Dent Adriana. I just rewrote the leaving rehab script.

  • @carguy6512
    @carguy6512 2 года назад +1

    Those feds better watch it, or they'll be scraping their nipples off those fine cloth seats !

  • @1sam-ef
    @1sam-ef 3 года назад +2

    The Feds were there: because-because......... they loved Chrissy! They were worried about him! They was glad that he finished his Rehab! lol

  • @USA96651
    @USA96651 3 года назад

    Patsy @:36 .

  • @williamraven7376
    @williamraven7376 3 года назад

    Marone those legs

  • @kazumasatou6256
    @kazumasatou6256 2 года назад

    Patsy lol

  • @foxnewsfanify
    @foxnewsfanify 10 лет назад

    You missed the joke.

  • @SonnyRed420
    @SonnyRed420 11 лет назад

    LOL

  • @StephCurryMcFlurry96
    @StephCurryMcFlurry96 Год назад +2

    Tbh Whitecaps is the most overrated Sopranos episode. All it is is just boring soap opera level drama for 77 goddamn minutes. Blue Comet and Jeannie Cusamano were better by the first ten minutes.

  • @michaelmcgee2026
    @michaelmcgee2026 3 года назад +1

    The whole rehab thing is what started turning me off to the series. I know in the real mob he wouldve been killed. I'm not claiming to be an expert or know the ins ands outs but I bought it all up until this. I remember one mobster in an interview saying that when you're at your worst and rock bottom is when you get killed by people who you thought were your friends.

    • @atlasking6110
      @atlasking6110 3 года назад +10

      Well no, you know nothing about LCN and hearing one goomba in a interview does not make you an expert. I grew up in an LCN city and had family members in the life. They do not whack people left and right the way they did on The Sopranos. If they did, nobody would ever join. Chris would not get whacked unless he ratted to the Feds or something major like that.

    • @davidrivette8127
      @davidrivette8127 2 года назад +5

      You can’t kill a made guy without permission from the boss. There’s no way Tony would’ve had Chris killed because he wanted to sober up and get help

    • @pIayingwithmahwii
      @pIayingwithmahwii Год назад

      David he didn’t want to sober up. Tony said he had to go OR he WOULD kill him. He was a long way from wanting it when Tony decided to send him

  • @imfine6904
    @imfine6904 3 года назад

    Heh Heh Heyyyyy!!!

  • @carminenovellino5091
    @carminenovellino5091 3 года назад

    Eh eh ehhhh 🖕🖕🖕