The Sopranos - Christopher means business

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @Surfmus
    @Surfmus 5 лет назад +2770

    3:23 5:43 5:45 6:58 8:49 8:52 9:15

    • @PaulClipMaster
      @PaulClipMaster  5 лет назад +747

      Pinned so people stop saying Chris beating Adriana is the whole video. It is less than one minute of a 10 minute video.

    • @arc5379
      @arc5379 5 лет назад +212

      Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😃

    • @todorkerev1707
      @todorkerev1707 5 лет назад +154

      @@PaulClipMaster lmao cant tell if youre sarcastic

    • @arealbigboss
      @arealbigboss 5 лет назад +379

      Someone should edit together every scene where chrissy beats up ade and set it to the rocky music

    • @overlex
      @overlex 5 лет назад +51

      5:40 *

  • @eightball8008
    @eightball8008 8 лет назад +3866

    Adrian: YOU SAID SHE HAS A NICE ASS
    Christopher: I was trying to say something positive cuz she's your friend..

    • @mattwallace9779
      @mattwallace9779 8 лет назад +342

      man logic

    • @SiccDeville
      @SiccDeville 8 лет назад +258

      don't forget the backward compliment: : "what would i want with that skank when i have you."

    • @GjoniClan
      @GjoniClan 7 лет назад +9

      hahaha

    • @bassinblue
      @bassinblue 7 лет назад +31

      +francis p Actually talking like that gets you women...but not in early days.

    • @Plaza414
      @Plaza414 6 лет назад +64

      Speech Level: 100

  • @cianrafferty1171
    @cianrafferty1171 3 года назад +1647

    “Now that would be some fucking coincidence if it wasn’t”. One of the funniest lines in the show

    • @marcusknoll9500
      @marcusknoll9500 3 года назад +25

      What r the fucking odds🤣

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 3 года назад +8

      Well, you never know in ganglands...

    • @haraldisdead
      @haraldisdead 3 года назад +1

      Agreed.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 2 года назад +28

      You'd fuck a catchers' mit is a bit funnier. I've used it a few times

    • @hogwartspotseller
      @hogwartspotseller 2 года назад +1

      @@DrJ-hx7wv Same 😂

  • @PatrickWilliams-ts4le
    @PatrickWilliams-ts4le 3 года назад +449

    Damn. I knew Chris treated Adrianna like scum but I forgot just how many times he hit her/beat her. He was brutal.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 2 года назад +59

      She loved it. If he stopped, the relationship would be over

    • @adeancousland2404
      @adeancousland2404 Год назад +1

      ​@@DrJ-hx7wvwhat the fuck, how the hell did you come to that conclusion?

    • @youtubeshutube826
      @youtubeshutube826 Год назад

      @@DrJ-hx7wvmen like you are disgusting and a disgrace to society. Thinking women love this

    • @soumi1984
      @soumi1984 Год назад +46

      You'll be surprised how many women love this type of relationship

    • @TC8787-yq7og
      @TC8787-yq7og Год назад +105

      “Love” is absolutely the wrong word, it’s called being trapped in an abusive relationship

  • @bruce4303
    @bruce4303 9 лет назад +2423

    Such a complex simpleton of a character played brilliantly by M. Imperioli

    • @SSangsen
      @SSangsen 6 лет назад +287

      Before Walter White there was Tony Soprano. Before Jesse Pinkman there was Chris Moltisanti.

    • @elcochiloco385
      @elcochiloco385 6 лет назад +16

      @@SSangsen more like Badger

    • @jamesmacdonald4042
      @jamesmacdonald4042 5 лет назад +6

      What do I want to do with dat scank wen I got u

    • @huntercoy4369
      @huntercoy4369 5 лет назад +39

      @noo dles I would say Chris is a simpleton but he is emotionally damaged enough to be interesting, given the context of complex mafia relationships.

    • @efrainrodarte6395
      @efrainrodarte6395 5 лет назад +2

      He was great. Too bad his son is a piece of shit

  • @waverunner7063
    @waverunner7063 6 лет назад +2897

    Adriana LeCerva's character was one of the saddest parts of this show. She didn't know how to say "no" or walk away.

    • @aliserhangunday9968
      @aliserhangunday9968 4 года назад +554

      Just when she thought she was out, they pull her back in

    • @joeysoG
      @joeysoG 4 года назад +40

      Eddie Bravo juuuuuuust like in Sons Of Anarchy

    • @situated4
      @situated4 4 года назад +75

      She loved it.

    • @Pbadome1
      @Pbadome1 4 года назад +69

      I agree, I hated how they ended her character, she never deserved that.

    • @Alvitin
      @Alvitin 4 года назад +3

      mimimi

  • @jacklawrence2212
    @jacklawrence2212 2 года назад +1111

    One of TV's greatest characters - hilarious, terrifying, psychopathic... But full of twisted love, need, thwarted ambition and insecurity. Christopher Moltisanti is like a great Shakespeare character and beautifully realised by Michael Imperioli.

    • @yani2499
      @yani2499 2 года назад +12

      Him and his father were well written characters but their endings are poor writing

    • @hughjasssssssss
      @hughjasssssssss 2 года назад +33

      @@yani2499many saints kinda sucked ngl

    • @jacklawrence2212
      @jacklawrence2212 2 года назад +21

      @Sharks Well, my terminology may be slightly incorrect but Christopher definitely has an access to and an appetite for terrifying, murderous violence which very often is part of a psychopathic personality type. And how exactly was he displaying his 'sensitivity' when he was beating the crap out of his sweet, supportive, kind girlfriend in plenty of episodes? Chris is a great character, sure; but he's not sensitive about anyone but himself and his weird, increasingly twisted relationship with Tony. For the most part, it's all about him.

    • @Alivirgo8.24
      @Alivirgo8.24 2 года назад

      He redefined the word "cunt" aka bukiak💀💀💀💀...him & Paulie's malignant cunt lmfao

    • @palhellum1806
      @palhellum1806 2 года назад +2

      Beautifully said

  • @EDOOO24
    @EDOOO24 10 лет назад +1337

    You left out the best scene, in which he said: "Isaac Newton invented gravity, because some asshole hit him in the head with an apple."

  • @johnboslet2400
    @johnboslet2400 8 лет назад +1748

    seeing Chrissy in the compilation of him beating Adriana so many times is depressing...Imperioli is a great actor, man!

    • @Joseph1NJ
      @Joseph1NJ 8 лет назад +26

      Looking at this, some really good performances.

    • @johnboslet2400
      @johnboslet2400 8 лет назад +85

      Oh yeah, he is a fantastic. I would love to see him in a season of HBO's True Detective.

    • @gayrunnycumstain
      @gayrunnycumstain 7 лет назад +2

      i beg to differ.

    • @PattayaDIRTY
      @PattayaDIRTY 7 лет назад +55

      Notice Christopher's apartment doesn't have any frigging windows?

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 7 лет назад +44

      Gotta keep your woman in line

  • @Shlogger
    @Shlogger 2 года назад +800

    It's crazy how well they developed his arc over the entire series. Junkie scumbag, tormented addict, disillusioned gangster, funny guy, the only one who was ever really honest to Tony's face for the most part. They gave him a lot of things to be sympathetic about but it all kind of goes out the window when you see him choking and beating the shit out of his girlfriend over and over. Still jarring to me even after watching the whole series several times. Brutal af. A great and complex character played to perfection by Mr. Imperioli.

    • @Nothing-jo8ci
      @Nothing-jo8ci 2 года назад +21

      Sil and Tony's family were pretty honest to him too. But Sil was more careful than Christopha, obviously, because Sil knows his temper very well and is more calm by nature too

    • @kostakondratenko185
      @kostakondratenko185 2 года назад +16

      And that's why Sopranos is the greatest - there's no moral lecturing here - just complex characters. And that's the thing - men that beat their women aren't 100% bad - they're complex - as all humans are.

    • @fedpostah
      @fedpostah Год назад +16

      You know who had an arc? Noah

    • @acat6145
      @acat6145 Год назад +23

      @@kostakondratenko185 the bad definitely outweighs any good found in the sopranos

    • @brostoevsky8481
      @brostoevsky8481 Год назад +18

      @@kostakondratenko185 nah they are 100% bad. you dont get out of beating girls up just because you're kinda interesting

  • @spacedoginnebraska
    @spacedoginnebraska 10 лет назад +582

    His character was a true basket case to be sure, but they wrote some of the best lines for him. And Michael did a fine job portraying him. I couldn't think of another actor playing this character.

    • @PaulClipMaster
      @PaulClipMaster  10 лет назад +106

      Michael doesn't get enough credit for his acting on this show. He is nothing like Christopher in real life.

  • @scottneumann2124
    @scottneumann2124 4 года назад +749

    "The way you eat, you're gonna have a heart attack by the time your'e 50." ... So fucking sad how they accurately predicted that.

    • @louieterrazas
      @louieterrazas 3 года назад +24

      When rewatching this as I get ready for the "Many Saints of Newark" it made me go WHOAAAAA.

    • @johnyguitar258
      @johnyguitar258 3 года назад +5

      well they wanted tony to be fater for the show

    • @blairwaldorf-bass8180
      @blairwaldorf-bass8180 3 года назад +73

      Tony also says in the same episode “wtf is wrong with you? You suffocated the dog i outta suffocate you myself” and his character does just that a few seasons later.

    • @suspiciouswatermelon7639
      @suspiciouswatermelon7639 2 года назад +26

      Eating beef, and sausages, and gabagool by the carload...

    • @Pazuzu82
      @Pazuzu82 2 года назад +12

      Yeah gandofili died at 51

  • @theha-hawalls5783
    @theha-hawalls5783 4 года назад +464

    Michael Imperioli is the complete opposite in real life. That's how good of an actor he is. And even though Chris does despicable things at times for some messed up reason he is still one of the stronger characters... even likeable at times.

    • @chasjacks9378
      @chasjacks9378 2 года назад +56

      I think it’s because he tries. He tries to change. He tries to grow. He just couldn’t get over the first hurdle of change. That’s my 2 cents.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +2

      Are you saying the actor is unlikeable?

    • @themadtitan7603
      @themadtitan7603 Год назад +14

      ​@HOTD108_ No, I think they're saying that Micheal is the opposite in that he's eloquent and sophisticated in contrast to how Chris is violent, crass and hot-headed. Not the likability part.

    • @paulpokorny1238
      @paulpokorny1238 Год назад

      I think that is why its called acting

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah it's called acting

  • @superstarb3309
    @superstarb3309 6 лет назад +2062

    This should be titled "Spiders Revenge"

  • @mikekelly7862
    @mikekelly7862 4 года назад +499

    "I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend" 😂

    • @MrNusouth
      @MrNusouth 4 года назад +11

      i tried this line once

    • @kristiant96
      @kristiant96 4 года назад +1

      @@MrNusouth How Did it work out ?

    • @fabiolireza2870
      @fabiolireza2870 4 года назад +6

      Кристиан Тошев he’s dead 😂😂

    • @fabiolireza2870
      @fabiolireza2870 4 года назад +11

      Went M.I.A. after this line

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 3 года назад +1

      I died at this line

  • @TheAntiTrope
    @TheAntiTrope 3 года назад +525

    Adriana, the most battered woman in the history of HBO.
    Chrissy: How could you do this to us?

    • @christinasavannah7992
      @christinasavannah7992 2 года назад

      That her fault she stood with him....bitch is in her freaking mid 30s....she should know better

    • @Str8Bidness
      @Str8Bidness 2 года назад +17

      In that instant, he knew she was going to have to die, and he was infuriated at her for making the decisions that led to that final dissolution of their relationship. In this there was no going back, no forgive and forget. She was going to have to go away for ever, and to him it was her fault for doing this to him.

    • @bobwillis9190
      @bobwillis9190 2 года назад +1

      Keep your hands in your pockets

    • @Dave-jm3zf
      @Dave-jm3zf 2 года назад +3

      @@Str8Bidness I just noticed he hits Adrianna with a closed fist in that scene, that is the first time I have seen his hand completely closed out of all the times he hits her.

    • @paedarbrown1045
      @paedarbrown1045 2 года назад +8

      @Dave nah he hits her several times with a closed fist, after the whole car accident with Tony for example. The significance here is the choking, he knew she had to die and was about to take matters into his own hands, but wasn't strong enough to kill the woman he loves with his bare hands. Pretty sad shit

  • @wilsonblauheuer6544
    @wilsonblauheuer6544 4 года назад +210

    I always laugh when the guy says "Is that him?!" and Christopher goes, ''that would be some coincidence if it wasn't" ...LOL 0:05

    • @Sparky19124
      @Sparky19124 4 года назад +1

      wilson blauheuer the one with the sombrero on?!!

    • @Sparky19124
      @Sparky19124 4 года назад +1

      wilson blauheuer with the sombrero on?!!

    • @JessePinkman08
      @JessePinkman08 4 года назад

      wilson blauheuer the guy is Georgie

  • @bigtravis6159
    @bigtravis6159 5 лет назад +3710

    Adrianna might be the most tragic story within the whole series

    • @BucketOfMarbles
      @BucketOfMarbles 4 года назад +384

      She was, yeah. The creators said she's really the only innocent one out of all of them.

    • @Mr._X84
      @Mr._X84 4 года назад +16

      armenian vory v zakone You comment on RUclips videos. You couldn’t kill a fly.

    • @Aivottaja
      @Aivottaja 4 года назад +260

      @@BucketOfMarbles
      Innocent my fucking ass. She was dating a mobster. No one in this show is innocent. Only Charmaine Bucco is at least decent.

    • @810wasaninsidejob9
      @810wasaninsidejob9 4 года назад +13

      @The Senate she'd probably get whacked anyway, just in case she changes her mind 6 months into a prison sentence.

    • @QueenFan12
      @QueenFan12 4 года назад +97

      @@Aivottaja So your telling me that Tony isn't innocent?!

  • @mikerzisu9508
    @mikerzisu9508 3 года назад +592

    I love it when he called Vito a parade float LMAO 🤣

  • @angelstorm8813
    @angelstorm8813 7 лет назад +1803

    haha adriana can take a punch better than the men chrissy fights

  • @orangewarm1
    @orangewarm1 8 лет назад +2938

    lol this is outrageous. imagine acting like Christopher on a daily basis. either you would get shot or arrested, in like a week.

    • @Mommyandtux
      @Mommyandtux 6 лет назад +511

      Well... There IS a reason that over 90% of mafiosi end up dead or in the can by 50.

    • @Howard.Stern.
      @Howard.Stern. 5 лет назад +640

      He did get shot and almost died. And was arrested. And had to go to rehab. And then was murdered by his father figure boss. After murdering his fiance. Not exactly escaping the mafia lifestyle unscathed.

    • @VipericVampire
      @VipericVampire 5 лет назад +94

      Especially with that big fucking beak!

    • @PLsexpicklePL
      @PLsexpicklePL 5 лет назад +22

      Howard Stern Scathed? Scathed..

    • @Babester42069
      @Babester42069 5 лет назад +56

      i mean hes a made guy.

  • @smakdis
    @smakdis 3 года назад +467

    Chris’s Pimp hand had the makings of a varsity athlete.

    • @James-yw8cm
      @James-yw8cm 3 года назад +29

      Go home get my dinner ready

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 3 года назад +5

      Stir my eggs

    • @dreamking7356
      @dreamking7356 3 года назад

      Uncle Junior sure knew how to bust someone's balls.

    • @OGWonkavisionHD
      @OGWonkavisionHD 3 года назад

      Yeah you recorded in Denmark??? This guitar 🎸 is gonna get your shinebox to make cat sounds!!! 🎸💥😩😫🤪🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🤫

    • @omecmasson9482
      @omecmasson9482 3 года назад +1

      😂😂

  • @sanjosesharkrock
    @sanjosesharkrock 9 лет назад +1718

    Vito is a captain, he should have gotten served first at the bakery

    • @johnnybravo8129
      @johnnybravo8129 6 лет назад +339

      sanjosesharkrock lol that was before he was even a regular character on the show. That was meant to be a one time role he was a just a civilian. Notice how the clerk called him “Gino”

    • @O0Q0OQO
      @O0Q0OQO 6 лет назад +192

      @@johnnybravo8129 Vito and Gino identical twin theory you heard it here first. They wouldn't be the first set in the show (Parisi bros).

    • @johnnybravo8129
      @johnnybravo8129 6 лет назад +31

      T Dente except we already know Vito had a brother and it wasn’t a twin lol

    • @O0Q0OQO
      @O0Q0OQO 6 лет назад +40

      @@johnnybravo8129 but people can have more than one brother

    • @karlvonboldt
      @karlvonboldt 6 лет назад +31

      Eobard Thawne. You’re exactly right! It was a different character played by the same guy.

  • @claudiocorleone7856
    @claudiocorleone7856 3 года назад +141

    This is why this man won an Emmy. Brilliant well done Michael!

  • @flacoschultz4724
    @flacoschultz4724 3 года назад +127

    I love how unaware Christopher seems until he snaps and gets the crazy eyes. Laughing as he walks away from almost whacking Paulie, he’s got some balls that kid

  • @lloydgreen1519
    @lloydgreen1519 4 года назад +473

    Love how Chris-ta-fuh says what’s exactly on his mind all the time! That “welfare check” line given the situation is hilarious

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 2 года назад

      That's It you ho-ah

    • @a.btheog2380
      @a.btheog2380 2 года назад +2

      😆😆😆😆😆

  • @martianshoes
    @martianshoes 9 лет назад +182

    The Chris character, manufactured his own bad luck. Could never seem to get out of his own way.

    • @dandavis8300
      @dandavis8300 3 года назад +1

      Freakin' Carmella threw some on him and everyone else on the show. Who else was he gonna base a mob boss character on?

    • @Writeous0ne
      @Writeous0ne 3 года назад +4

      this is true in life, people who have "bad luck" dont really have bad luck, they just put themselves in bad situations so much that bad things are going to happen often.
      heres an example, i knew a girl was always a party girl, one time she is partying at some ex drug addicts appartment and he went crazy barricaded everyone in the appartment and set it on fire, they all had to jump out of the window and she broke her back, she put it down to bad luck, nah, you were partying with unstable drug users, what did u think was gonna happen? play tiddly winks and bake a cake? get the fuck outta here

    • @spanishflyevh9606
      @spanishflyevh9606 3 года назад +2

      @@Writeous0ne what did she think was gonna happen? Toot up a bunch of lines and go bird watching?

    • @Soulgaming2402
      @Soulgaming2402 2 года назад +1

      @@Writeous0ne sounds like you’ve lived a privileged life

    • @Writeous0ne
      @Writeous0ne 2 года назад +2

      ​@@Soulgaming2402 nope, i grew up on a council estate in a coal mining village. i spent my teens bunking off school, smoking weed and drinking. my life was shit until i got into my early 20's and guess what i did? i stopped putting myself into bad situations, cut people out of my life that did stuff that got me in bad situations and got some hobbies that were actually good for me.
      a lot of my friends are dead or in prison now. some of them are heroin addicts. they were the ones who always make excuses up and continue with the same behaviour, same result.
      all in all i believe in determinism, every small decision i make in the present will determine what happens to me in the future.

  • @simonlloyd7557
    @simonlloyd7557 3 года назад +93

    What an amazing character and an equally amazing actor...not to mention the quality of the writing. Nothing else has come close to this.

    • @davemoss9505
      @davemoss9505 2 года назад +3

      Sure it does. There's been a lot of brilliant television much better and it's been put out long before The Sopranos. But that doesn't take away from The Sopranos.

  • @Drelam
    @Drelam 4 года назад +187

    Now he's a cat who just stares at his photo all day and drinks milk.

    • @FreeOpenTruth
      @FreeOpenTruth 4 года назад +25

      And gets chased by Paulie with a broom!

    • @michaelgraham9774
      @michaelgraham9774 3 года назад +20

      I think the cat is supposed to represent Adriana.

    • @Drelam
      @Drelam 3 года назад

      @@michaelgraham9774 ah maybe I don't remember when exactly the cat showed up was it shortly after Adriana died?

    • @axelmaldonado303
      @axelmaldonado303 3 года назад +2

      @@michaelgraham9774 Christopher is probably in hell, Tony's ending is him dying over and over again like Christopher predicted, that's why i don't think the cat is Christopher.

    • @histguy101
      @histguy101 3 года назад +4

      @@axelmaldonado303 Of course it's not Christopher.
      It's a cat.

  • @810wasaninsidejob9
    @810wasaninsidejob9 4 года назад +194

    Find a man like Christofuh that beats on you all the time, now thats true love

    • @Seany-boy
      @Seany-boy 3 года назад +1

      SHE WAS A HOOWAH !!!!

    • @GorGob
      @GorGob 2 года назад +8

      it's like a magnet for some chicks it's insane deep papa issues they want to get beaten

  • @shamishito1
    @shamishito1 Год назад +24

    I love how Christopher is one one of the few characters who can leave Tony speechless when confronting him... Brilliant

  • @kingrama27
    @kingrama27 4 года назад +68

    5:25 when he tells Tony that he’s going to have a heart attack by 50 was spooky.

    • @Pbadome1
      @Pbadome1 4 года назад +4

      Yes, I just looked it up, he was 51, I agree.

    • @biitchimballin93
      @biitchimballin93 4 года назад +3

      Wow nice catch very spooky

  • @jesuspi3ce
    @jesuspi3ce 7 лет назад +707

    Chrissy's unibrow never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

    • @322killuminati
      @322killuminati 6 лет назад +5

      Jackson Hill If this was Twitter I would retweet the above.

    • @flacko001
      @flacko001 6 лет назад +26

      That nose..its like a natural canopy

    • @makerstudios5456
      @makerstudios5456 6 лет назад +16

      Jackson Hill It has the makings of a varsity caterpillar.

    • @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly
      @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @Dutc308
      @Dutc308 4 года назад +8

      For a skinny guy that worked out with 5 pound dumbbells
      Chris had alot of balls

  • @lilrara752
    @lilrara752 3 года назад +59

    “You know how fast I run I’ll leave u in the fucking dust” 1 of Christopher best lines

  • @AstroCreep77
    @AstroCreep77 5 лет назад +303

    Little known fact, Vito was actually a parade float in the 1982 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. He's felt bloated ever since.

    • @alainportant6412
      @alainportant6412 4 года назад +1

      damn

    • @Costanza1459
      @Costanza1459 2 года назад +9

      Ohhhhhhhh!!!! He’s a Captain, you don’t talk about him like that.

    • @MuslimMontana
      @MuslimMontana 2 года назад

      In 1982 Phil Leotardo was in the can eating grilled cheese of the radiator and jacking off into a tissue while Vito drank his soft drink of choice up in the gay club

  • @34672rr
    @34672rr 10 лет назад +111

    "You said she had a nice ass"
    "I was trying to say something positive"
    I will have to use that.

    • @hartm-the-man4387
      @hartm-the-man4387 10 лет назад +3

      Yeah, that was a good one.

    • @chrisd2051
      @chrisd2051 9 лет назад +9

      Don't, under any circumstances complement any physical feature of your girl's friends. It won't be pretty.

    • @34672rr
      @34672rr 9 лет назад +2

      Chris D No, but i will complement a girls ass and if she responds badly i will use that line.

  • @BWT599
    @BWT599 2 года назад +28

    One of the best Sopranos compilations I've seen to date. That line foreshadowing James Gandolfini's heart attack also hit home.

  • @Lionheart5977
    @Lionheart5977 4 года назад +109

    Adriana being hit left and right was hard to watch, but her crawling for her life was the worst.. 😔😔

  • @artemis8502
    @artemis8502 10 лет назад +391

    Chris's lines were so fuckin' funny. "That's right go home. Get my fuckin' dinner ready."

    • @grandbeerthief
      @grandbeerthief 3 года назад +4

      haha so funny haha dinner

    • @OrdinaryInspiration
      @OrdinaryInspiration 3 года назад +27

      @@grandbeerthief The funniest part was when he hit her she reared up and hit him back, he stumbled back in his chair. LOL

    • @bigjohn3928
      @bigjohn3928 3 года назад +4

      Like Joe Pesci's character in Goodfellas,full of one liners..

    • @Shlogger
      @Shlogger 2 года назад +6

      the way he says "You fuckin' hoo-yar.." is so hilarious to me for some reason. Just vicious. lol.

  • @RS-fq3go
    @RS-fq3go 3 года назад +31

    “You knew you were damaged goods and never told me” is a wild thing to say to your girl lmaooo

  • @Cryptonymicus
    @Cryptonymicus 4 года назад +213

    "Tall, dark, and psychopathic." FBI had it right.

    • @susieq360
      @susieq360 4 года назад +33

      Tall?

    • @christophersuswal9544
      @christophersuswal9544 4 года назад +31

      Hes the size of the average American man, minus 3 inches

    • @me6271
      @me6271 2 года назад +1

      @@susieq360 It's just the joke

  • @generalcrustard0311
    @generalcrustard0311 8 лет назад +392

    Even if his career went downhill after the Sopranos, just to have been a main character in the Sopranos is more than most actors could ever dream of.

    • @dd.4910
      @dd.4910 7 лет назад +48

      Blame his agent.....and that schnozz

    • @KD-ib4qq
      @KD-ib4qq 6 лет назад +184

      his career didn't go downhill. He mainly moved on to working behind the camera

    • @daniellee1722
      @daniellee1722 6 лет назад +2

      The last of his kind Is that you Michael Richards?

    • @O0Q0OQO
      @O0Q0OQO 6 лет назад +111

      He has like a mansion in Santa Barbara I don't think he gives a shit.

    • @daniellee1722
      @daniellee1722 6 лет назад +43

      T Dente Exactly. If the cast of Friends got $1 million per episode imagine how much an actor like Imperioli made off HBO per episode. He's living the life of leisure

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 2 года назад +82

    THAT'S MY MONEY PAULIE... I'm shocked that wasn't in this

  • @spencer9093
    @spencer9093 7 лет назад +194

    Adriana: "you said she had a nice ass"
    Chris: "i was trynna say somethin positive cuz she's you friend."
    LMAO!!

  • @twinboys6401
    @twinboys6401 4 года назад +438

    Damn I didn’t realize how much he beat Adriana.

    • @glenjoke10
      @glenjoke10 3 года назад +58

      She had it coming.

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 3 года назад +56

      @@glenjoke10 the fuck is wrong with you

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 3 года назад +32

      @Ismael barrera Lol you're fucked up in the head if you think that warrants violence

    • @driplerthadripper
      @driplerthadripper 3 года назад +1

      @@DanJuega bro look at his name you expect anything less

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 3 года назад +2

      @@driplerthadripper ?

  • @koolsanthony623
    @koolsanthony623 2 года назад +22

    9:49 Arguably the best *"OOHHHHH"* through out the whole series..

  • @AstroTrain100
    @AstroTrain100 8 лет назад +249

    5:13 CRAZY James Gandolfini did die of a heart attack, he was like 51.

    • @nymike06
      @nymike06 8 лет назад +24

      Michael Imperiolis character just about predicted the future. Gandolfini was 51 at the time of his death, a heart attack.

    • @rogerflaps36
      @rogerflaps36 8 лет назад +24

      +nymike06 Fuckin hell,you're right! What a scary prediction.

    • @hamzagas1
      @hamzagas1 7 лет назад +4

      yeah nobody saw that coming ..

    • @ITIsFunnyDamnIT
      @ITIsFunnyDamnIT 6 лет назад +4

      I know I always thought about that very line Christopher said to Tony, when I first heard his death. Such a shame James Gandolfini was a legend

    • @mikehunt2190
      @mikehunt2190 6 лет назад +7

      Ralph did say that Tony ate sausage and beef by the carload.

  • @LRS905
    @LRS905 10 лет назад +81

    Damn Spider sure holds a grudge for being shot in the foot. All that resentment makes him so violent...

  • @horsekfobster7823
    @horsekfobster7823 2 года назад +49

    Michael is an impressive actor. When I first saw him, I thought he looked like a goofy. But he’s like Joe Pesci, he’s believably tough and crazy for his short size. Christopher is like a young Richie Aprile

    • @TheGardiner
      @TheGardiner Год назад +11

      That’s some coincidence, Joe Pesci’s character killed Michael Imperioli’s character in Goodfellas

    • @RejectedRecords1998
      @RejectedRecords1998 11 месяцев назад +2

      Michael Imperioli isn't a small guy

  • @getsufuma2597
    @getsufuma2597 8 лет назад +106

    Chris was always a great shot, it's as if it's an unspoken character trait.

    • @bengermanbrowne4378
      @bengermanbrowne4378 8 лет назад +11

      +John Butch sharp shooter for sure

    • @AndyG0027
      @AndyG0027 8 лет назад +10

      now that you mention it, yeah hes pretty good. never noticed that.

    • @sandrobindelli5607
      @sandrobindelli5607 8 лет назад +17

      John Butch
      It is, there are several scenes in which he shoots like a marksman while no other character does this, he is clearly the guy with great shooting talent in the bunch.

    • @wutangclams3203
      @wutangclams3203 7 лет назад +26

      The marlin's snout on the retired cop's wall.
      Shoots Sean Gismonte in the head in a rolling car, with a bullet in his chest.
      Point shoots JT in the head after a quick 180° turn, while completely hammered.
      Shoots Carlo Renzi in the head during the shootout at Eugene's card game.
      I'm sure there are more

    • @wutangclams3203
      @wutangclams3203 7 лет назад +16

      _whawhawha.. we're wit the vipers_

  • @coke378
    @coke378 9 лет назад +303

    "You knew you were damaged goods and didn't tell me?!!!" lol

    • @bergercookie
      @bergercookie 7 лет назад +20

      mikey unkown lmao that was so brutal 🤣

    • @marcshumer9024
      @marcshumer9024 6 лет назад +8

      Still I think about that line to myself at times and I get a laugh out of it. Classic line!

    • @KevinArcade87
      @KevinArcade87 5 лет назад +11

      Say it to a girl someday

    • @darkplague1654
      @darkplague1654 5 лет назад +1

      Damn it gets me every time

    • @ComicAcolyte
      @ComicAcolyte 3 года назад +4

      @@KevinArcade87 nah nah don't.

  • @erenyeager6340
    @erenyeager6340 3 года назад +49

    When Adriana says "Ow, my neck" you can't help but feel sorry for her....damn 😞

    • @NAzTRAdamUS
      @NAzTRAdamUS 3 года назад +21

      HER acting was underrated, all her beating scenes made my stomach turn

    • @H.EL-Othemany
      @H.EL-Othemany 2 года назад +4

      @@NAzTRAdamUS I don't understand why you think it was underrated? Who underrated it?

    • @yoiyoikokon
      @yoiyoikokon 2 месяца назад +1

      it wasn't in the script. She got hurt for real in that scene.

  • @v1ccedd
    @v1ccedd 9 лет назад +51

    My fav character from the show. Always entertaining.

  • @pdlc3581
    @pdlc3581 9 лет назад +118

    "Hey, Poppin' Fresh!" How I miss this show.

    • @bergercookie
      @bergercookie 5 лет назад +5

      Pd Lc seriously there’s nothing even close to how real this shit was ! Chris and his one liners 👏🏼

    • @ronalbanesi1594
      @ronalbanesi1594 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 2 года назад +1

      Now Get your fucking pastry box

  • @maria-mvrck
    @maria-mvrck 2 года назад +17

    Out of all the golden moments in this clip please look at Paulie’s expression at 5:05. I just noticed it. He looks SO offended 🤣

  • @markyncole
    @markyncole 8 лет назад +1950

    A hot GF who can't get pregnant isn't damaged goods,it's a gift from God.

    • @jimmiizzy6283
      @jimmiizzy6283 7 лет назад +152

      @ markyncole
      What about after her asshole rots out of her?

    • @almightyfonics
      @almightyfonics 6 лет назад +119

      Right , raw sex 24/7

    • @giorgiogazzola5972
      @giorgiogazzola5972 6 лет назад +80

      @@jimmiizzy6283 her ass definitely smells like mortadella and Manhattan Special.

    • @LerRhann
      @LerRhann 6 лет назад +20

      Amen to that.

    • @giannavision3853
      @giannavision3853 6 лет назад +2

      markyncole hahahahaha!

  • @marc80s
    @marc80s 8 лет назад +361

    Jesus, I never realized how much Chrissy beat the shit out of Adrianna.

    • @veepw1611
      @veepw1611 8 лет назад +43

      Me neither. My thoughts exactly. Holy shit he beat the hell out of that woman. It wasn't until all these clips that I realized how much.

    • @expos4everac
      @expos4everac 7 лет назад +15

      marc80s equality for all

    • @bassinblue
      @bassinblue 7 лет назад +5

      Well, maybe her being with a guy that was successful and making lots of money lured her in the early days but after, genuinely loved him. That's the way I saw it.

    • @redetrigan
      @redetrigan 7 лет назад +2

      That seems to be an inspiration to many here

    • @expos4everac
      @expos4everac 7 лет назад +9

      marc80s fuck her...equal rights u want...bitches always play the innocent victims...let them taste their own medicine....man have the right to raise up on these no good gold digging cunts

  • @ninjaboy191
    @ninjaboy191 3 года назад +17

    I feel Christopher's marksmanship doesn't get enough credit. Dude is a fucking machine and would've won the war against New York himself if he lived.

  • @TheCausalParadox
    @TheCausalParadox 6 лет назад +282

    Hah! What about Adriana's dog, crawling under him for warmth?

  • @juliuscaesar6500
    @juliuscaesar6500 8 лет назад +304

    My favorite character in the series. Tony did him dirty af! Smh. They left out the best scenes tho from the intervention to when he sat on Cossette. "she musta crawled under there for warmth" lmfao

    • @plshelpmeawkdough
      @plshelpmeawkdough 5 лет назад +11

      Tony did the right thing, Chris was a walking time bomb.

    • @009-u1h
      @009-u1h 5 лет назад +26

      @@plshelpmeawkdough he was stuck in a life he didn't want to be in, constantly around men who berate him for not drinking and then doing so anyways when he does drink. you're right in that he was bound to fail but it's more so because of the people around him

    • @MrJRD827
      @MrJRD827 5 лет назад +4

      Funniest scene in the show when the dogged died. “..warmth” lmfao

    • @O.G.H.
      @O.G.H. 5 лет назад +5

      Why? Was she barkin?

    • @ladytea697
      @ladytea697 4 года назад

      I forgot about that! That crazy bastard did kill the dog OMG 😱

  • @tjseymour3081
    @tjseymour3081 3 года назад +16

    This show is by far the greatest ever made….. man these were the glory days of television

  • @PattayaDIRTY
    @PattayaDIRTY 7 лет назад +132

    I recommend Christopher takes 2x 10mg Valium every 15 minutes.

    • @Ketannabis
      @Ketannabis 5 лет назад +8

      He needs it

    • @af7318
      @af7318 5 лет назад

      Ouuhhh

    • @br3ad420
      @br3ad420 4 года назад +3

      Valium? More like Ativan every 3 hours while awake.

  • @Mryrhodesian
    @Mryrhodesian 6 лет назад +76

    Damn, all those years I just used my catchers mitt to play baseball. Who knew it had another use.

  • @Red_Spirit11
    @Red_Spirit11 2 года назад +78

    It's horrible how Christopher treats Adriana even after how loyal and loving she is to him.

  • @wpvg_aiir3606
    @wpvg_aiir3606 6 лет назад +71

    “Go home and get my dinner ready”

  • @kp-ls4kq
    @kp-ls4kq 5 лет назад +36

    9:48 might be the best "ooooohhhhh" of the whole series other than when the little kid told Bobby as Santa "fuck you" and like 30 people said it at once lmao

  • @paulw3747
    @paulw3747 3 года назад +8

    Brilliantly played character.
    Chris moltisanti was officially the biggest bad ass in the Sopranos

  • @chavezunseen
    @chavezunseen 4 года назад +65

    “In my thoughts I use the technique of positive visualization”

  • @kasperrohmann328
    @kasperrohmann328 4 года назад +81

    "You're gonna have a heartattack by the time you're 50"
    Dies of a heartattack at 51. I know..I know we had this talk, but shit. Such a talent and great man.

  • @DizzyDaDon
    @DizzyDaDon Год назад +8

    the whole ‘Visiting Day’ recording session scene was HILARIOUS 😭 Chrissy tryna force the lead man to take drugs, the sucking a power line comment lmaooo, threatening & smacking him wit the guitar. Brilliant

  • @zleepydude224
    @zleepydude224 4 года назад +131

    If Gandolfini could barely handle “hitting” women in the show I can hardly imagen how Michael Imperioli felt playing Christopher.

    • @Dave_Dot_Executable
      @Dave_Dot_Executable 4 года назад +31

      You ever seen True Romance?

    • @dannytafrodon
      @dannytafrodon 4 года назад +6

      @@Dave_Dot_Executable Boom!

    • @robertd4100
      @robertd4100 3 года назад +2

      imagen

    • @budwhite9591
      @budwhite9591 3 года назад +6

      Well as that hippie communist douche used to sing- It’s easy if you try

  • @rubydiseno9406
    @rubydiseno9406 6 лет назад +37

    he is one of the most talented actors of all time...

  • @GrayRedRoom
    @GrayRedRoom 3 года назад +19

    Christopher is my favorite character on the show and in TV history. He's so entertaining. I love him and the show.

  • @guyshafor1320
    @guyshafor1320 5 лет назад +146

    I love how whenever Christopher shows some depth and empathy, he invariably turns around and acts like a total piece of shit, sometimes in the same scene.
    But i guess that's everyone on this show😄

    • @merkins87
      @merkins87 2 года назад +5

      The show was supposed to be a drama but it's actually peak black comedy, given how well it's written & how all their hypocrisies are on display at all times.

  • @39Hundred
    @39Hundred 9 лет назад +110

    @ 5:13 Christopher tell Tony, he's gonna have a heart attack by the time he's 50.
    James Gandolfini died of a heart attack at 51.
    Wow. The writers predicted his death.

    • @uyy7uhy
      @uyy7uhy 9 лет назад +5

      +Marshall Street Well he was Obese so if you had to guess you would probably guess that.

    • @fabo36
      @fabo36 8 лет назад +21

      +Marshall Street I mean it's pretty crazy watching James gain weight as the show went on. If you look at him from season 1 to season 6 he's like double in size

    • @boe1776
      @boe1776 5 лет назад +2

      I just commented something similar very sad now I wonder if the actor who played Chrissy or any of them made the connection or if he felt bad he's still missed till this day

    • @juancopete4437
      @juancopete4437 5 лет назад

      Marshall Street so did Vito!

  • @fjdisksjs8040
    @fjdisksjs8040 2 года назад +10

    "in my thoughts I use the technique of positive visualization" idk why 😂😂😂 but that always made me chuckle

  • @EliteOps1
    @EliteOps1 9 лет назад +62

    You're gonna have a heart attack by the time you're 50. And James did. Chase predicted the future. What a shame.

    • @ShawnsterVideos
      @ShawnsterVideos 9 лет назад +1

      Jon Kline I'll ad to the eulogizing of Gandolfini. Jim was very generous to the cast & crew. He hired a sushi chef to cater a fresh spread on set, once a week usually Fridays, - out of his own pocket. Jim bought high-end gifts for the producers after the series wrapped. Even the assistant directors + their regular on-staff & set PAs were given quality wrap gifts.
      James Gandofini was a great guy.

    • @FireMinstrel
      @FireMinstrel 9 лет назад +6

      +Shawn Lucas Agreed. I actually really liked his appearance on Sesame Street. It's really sweet, and an amazing contrast to ultimate tough-guy Tony Soprano. It'll be one of the few things his little girl will be able to watch him in while she's still small.

  • @galleryofrogues
    @galleryofrogues 4 года назад +69

    *”I di-dent!”*

  • @bloemkoolendestreetgang450
    @bloemkoolendestreetgang450 6 месяцев назад +4

    9:43 that “fuck off” was so satisfying

  • @ukkfayooyay
    @ukkfayooyay 10 лет назад +8

    Great compilation! Thanks much!

  • @art.demirjian9721
    @art.demirjian9721 Год назад +3

    He is a great actor! I always enjoy watching and being with soprano team members for their amazing ability to act and play their role. 👍😊

  • @illz09
    @illz09 4 года назад +31

    "You know how fast I can run" 🤣🤣

  • @pesoff
    @pesoff 6 лет назад +135

    50 % of the clip was him beating on Adrianna ffs xD

    • @elveszettszikla
      @elveszettszikla 5 лет назад

      pesoff some went down got knocked out and even died from less punches

    • @Aivottaja
      @Aivottaja 4 года назад

      *1 %

    • @voidclincher3318
      @voidclincher3318 4 года назад +6

      Hes the man.

    • @NI771-_
      @NI771-_ 4 года назад +12

      Void Clincher he’s not “ the man”. Only a weak man would react that way, and only a weak man like you would approve of that shit.

    • @joeysoG
      @joeysoG 4 года назад

      5% Pussy

  • @jeremytaylor206
    @jeremytaylor206 11 месяцев назад +2

    Chris is the fans favorite, gotta love him

  • @genekelly8467
    @genekelly8467 5 лет назад +47

    Imagine Tony dying from a heart attack-and Chris taking over? Chris was even more of a psychopath

    • @suryaananda108
      @suryaananda108 4 года назад +7

      Yeah it would of been a fantastic spin off if it could of ever happened.

  • @jankok.gontarek698
    @jankok.gontarek698 8 лет назад +21

    christopher is probably my favorite from the sopranos :)

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC 2 года назад +4

    Christopher "Pimp Hand Strong" Moltisanti

  • @Wombats-1
    @Wombats-1 5 лет назад +9

    Christopher had the most consistent best lines through the entire series.

  • @Berkmugga
    @Berkmugga 5 лет назад +167

    Adrianna really loves Christopher the way she let him beat her ass. It’s so romantic.

    • @nihilisticbarbie
      @nihilisticbarbie 5 лет назад +16

      Well, you can't have your cake and eat it too. Like most situations in life

    • @karwane1
      @karwane1 4 года назад +10

      true love.

    • @Berkmugga
      @Berkmugga 4 года назад +10

      @@karwane1 It's beautiful.

    • @seppukumouse8005
      @seppukumouse8005 3 года назад +1

      @@Berkmugga coming from Cali definitely knows how to beat a woman? Lol betcha if you someone treating your sister or mother like that your panties be all in bunch. Twist sadist.

    • @Berkmugga
      @Berkmugga 3 года назад +9

      Marco Lucatero what’s your sisters @? I’ma do what I want and you won’t do a thing.

  • @margraveofgadsden8997
    @margraveofgadsden8997 2 года назад +7

    Christopher’s reply at 0:09 is my favorite line in this series.

  • @skullduggery3377
    @skullduggery3377 9 лет назад +93

    he had a few more lines than spider...lol.

    • @A.C31
      @A.C31 8 лет назад +7

      Maybe that's because he didn't stutter?

    • @nickcammarata638
      @nickcammarata638 6 лет назад +1

      It happens

    • @kenf3299
      @kenf3299 6 лет назад +3

      No, I thought you said I'm alright, Spider. I AM ALRIGHT!

    • @danielpatrick3761
      @danielpatrick3761 6 лет назад +1

      Hey Skull Duggery - Why don't you go fuck yourself

    • @theha-hawalls5783
      @theha-hawalls5783 5 лет назад

      In what way ;)

  • @kevinp8186
    @kevinp8186 7 лет назад +167

    Christopher will always be my favorite character.. dude was a gangster through and through!!

    • @MARRO1190
      @MARRO1190 6 лет назад +3

      @Daniel Treadwell what?

    • @lorrainevitolo9451
      @lorrainevitolo9451 5 лет назад

      Christopher was a poor timid bar boy in goodfellas and Tommy(Joe Pesce) got shot in the foot only a wk later he was in a hole. Literally.

    • @lorrainevitolo9451
      @lorrainevitolo9451 5 лет назад +1

      Correction Pesce put Christopher in the hole.

    • @JohnnyDominion
      @JohnnyDominion 4 года назад +2

      Christopher was a fucking screw up who thought he was worth more than he actually was.

    • @advance9343
      @advance9343 4 года назад

      You fucking WHOAH

  • @EverGreen1888
    @EverGreen1888 3 года назад +5

    Great edit!
    Amazing how this show can make you feel disgust and sympathy at the same time for these characters

  • @originofdeath99
    @originofdeath99 8 лет назад +35

    damn Adriana got it in this montage

  • @daleandrews367
    @daleandrews367 5 лет назад +17

    Michael Imperioli("Chrissie") has some great acting skills. Him crying to "T" about Adrianna ratting to the feds was great and convincing. Not his first rodeo. You know a person is a good actor when you lose yourself in their character and forget that its just a charade after all.

  • @Screw.Hairy.Pothead.666
    @Screw.Hairy.Pothead.666 3 месяца назад +5

    1:52 its funny how much he changed, to in S1 telling an ex junkie to break their sobriety for his wallet to in later seasons getting all emotional when he gets picked on n has a tantrum whenever he gets told to do the same thing

  • @A.C31
    @A.C31 8 лет назад +6

    Great editing job! Chris was a very good character and I'm glad Spider got to play him

  • @kindspirit6088
    @kindspirit6088 5 лет назад +22

    That scene where Chris tells Tony , He’d be lucky to make 50 the way he eats , always sends chills up my spine , considering The late great Jim Gandolfini died at 51 , appogys for my spelling , R.I.P Sir

  • @plantsandfish5512
    @plantsandfish5512 3 года назад +5

    He’s an unbelievable actor.

  • @forever_golfer1981
    @forever_golfer1981 5 лет назад +23

    “YOU KNEW YOU WERE DAMAGED GOODS AND YOU NEVER EVEN TOLD ME?”

    • @wynstonsmith7194
      @wynstonsmith7194 4 года назад +4

      he had a point there

    • @ereynolds72
      @ereynolds72 3 года назад

      @@wynstonsmith7194 and what point would that be?

    • @pauliegualtieri8071
      @pauliegualtieri8071 3 года назад +4

      @@ereynolds72 that she had damaged goods and never told him.