The Sopranos - Christopher means business

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  • Опубликовано: 15 авг 2014
  • The best of Christopher Moltisanti.

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  • @Surfmus
    @Surfmus 4 года назад +2578

    3:23 5:43 5:45 6:58 8:49 8:52 9:15

    • @PaulClipMaster
      @PaulClipMaster  4 года назад +684

      Pinned so people stop saying Chris beating Adriana is the whole video. It is less than one minute of a 10 minute video.

    • @arc5379
      @arc5379 4 года назад +192

      Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😃

    • @todorkerev1707
      @todorkerev1707 4 года назад +134

      @@PaulClipMaster lmao cant tell if youre sarcastic

    • @arealbigboss
      @arealbigboss 4 года назад +353

      Someone should edit together every scene where chrissy beats up ade and set it to the rocky music

    • @overlex
      @overlex 4 года назад +45

      5:40 *

  • @eightball8008
    @eightball8008 7 лет назад +3533

    Adrian: YOU SAID SHE HAS A NICE ASS
    Christopher: I was trying to say something positive cuz she's your friend..

    • @mattwallace9779
      @mattwallace9779 7 лет назад +319

      man logic

    • @SiccDeville
      @SiccDeville 7 лет назад +260

      don't forget the backward compliment: : "what would i want with that skank when i have you."

    • @GjoniClan
      @GjoniClan 7 лет назад +6

      hahaha

    • @bassinblue
      @bassinblue 7 лет назад +26

      +francis p Actually talking like that gets you women...but not in early days.

    • @Plaza414
      @Plaza414 5 лет назад +56

      Speech Level: 100

  • @cianrafferty1171
    @cianrafferty1171 3 года назад +1412

    “Now that would be some fucking coincidence if it wasn’t”. One of the funniest lines in the show

    • @marcusknoll9500
      @marcusknoll9500 2 года назад +22

      What r the fucking odds🤣

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 2 года назад +7

      Well, you never know in ganglands...

    • @haraldisdead
      @haraldisdead 2 года назад

      Agreed.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 2 года назад +25

      You'd fuck a catchers' mit is a bit funnier. I've used it a few times

    • @hogwartspotseller
      @hogwartspotseller 2 года назад

      @@DrJ-hx7wv Same 😂

  • @mikerzisu9508
    @mikerzisu9508 3 года назад +499

    I love it when he called Vito a parade float LMAO 🤣

  • @Shlogger
    @Shlogger 2 года назад +713

    It's crazy how well they developed his arc over the entire series. Junkie scumbag, tormented addict, disillusioned gangster, funny guy, the only one who was ever really honest to Tony's face for the most part. They gave him a lot of things to be sympathetic about but it all kind of goes out the window when you see him choking and beating the shit out of his girlfriend over and over. Still jarring to me even after watching the whole series several times. Brutal af. A great and complex character played to perfection by Mr. Imperioli.

    • @Nothing-jo8ci
      @Nothing-jo8ci Год назад +18

      Sil and Tony's family were pretty honest to him too. But Sil was more careful than Christopha, obviously, because Sil knows his temper very well and is more calm by nature too

    • @kostakondratenko185
      @kostakondratenko185 Год назад +14

      And that's why Sopranos is the greatest - there's no moral lecturing here - just complex characters. And that's the thing - men that beat their women aren't 100% bad - they're complex - as all humans are.

    • @fedpostah
      @fedpostah Год назад +12

      You know who had an arc? Noah

    • @acat6145
      @acat6145 Год назад +20

      @@kostakondratenko185 the bad definitely outweighs any good found in the sopranos

    • @brostoevsky8481
      @brostoevsky8481 Год назад +15

      @@kostakondratenko185 nah they are 100% bad. you dont get out of beating girls up just because you're kinda interesting

  • @EDOOO24
    @EDOOO24 9 лет назад +1163

    You left out the best scene, in which he said: "Isaac Newton invented gravity, because some asshole hit him in the head with an apple."

  • @bruce4303
    @bruce4303 8 лет назад +2297

    Such a complex simpleton of a character played brilliantly by M. Imperioli

    • @SSangsen
      @SSangsen 5 лет назад +277

      Before Walter White there was Tony Soprano. Before Jesse Pinkman there was Chris Moltisanti.

    • @elcochiloco385
      @elcochiloco385 5 лет назад +14

      @@SSangsen more like Badger

    • @jamesmacdonald4042
      @jamesmacdonald4042 5 лет назад +5

      What do I want to do with dat scank wen I got u

    • @huntercoy4369
      @huntercoy4369 5 лет назад +37

      @noo dles I would say Chris is a simpleton but he is emotionally damaged enough to be interesting, given the context of complex mafia relationships.

    • @efrainrodarte6395
      @efrainrodarte6395 5 лет назад +2

      He was great. Too bad his son is a piece of shit

  • @PatrickWilliams-ts4le
    @PatrickWilliams-ts4le 2 года назад +250

    Damn. I knew Chris treated Adrianna like scum but I forgot just how many times he hit her/beat her. He was brutal.

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv Год назад +45

      She loved it. If he stopped, the relationship would be over

    • @adeancousland2404
      @adeancousland2404 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@DrJ-hx7wvwhat the fuck, how the hell did you come to that conclusion?

    • @youtubeshutube826
      @youtubeshutube826 8 месяцев назад

      @@DrJ-hx7wvmen like you are disgusting and a disgrace to society. Thinking women love this

    • @soumi1984
      @soumi1984 8 месяцев назад +28

      You'll be surprised how many women love this type of relationship

    • @TC8787-yq7og
      @TC8787-yq7og 8 месяцев назад +65

      “Love” is absolutely the wrong word, it’s called being trapped in an abusive relationship

  • @jacklawrence2212
    @jacklawrence2212 2 года назад +1044

    One of TV's greatest characters - hilarious, terrifying, psychopathic... But full of twisted love, need, thwarted ambition and insecurity. Christopher Moltisanti is like a great Shakespeare character and beautifully realised by Michael Imperioli.

    • @yani2499
      @yani2499 2 года назад +12

      Him and his father were well written characters but their endings are poor writing

    • @hughjasssssssss
      @hughjasssssssss 2 года назад +32

      @@yani2499many saints kinda sucked ngl

    • @jacklawrence2212
      @jacklawrence2212 Год назад +19

      @Sharks Well, my terminology may be slightly incorrect but Christopher definitely has an access to and an appetite for terrifying, murderous violence which very often is part of a psychopathic personality type. And how exactly was he displaying his 'sensitivity' when he was beating the crap out of his sweet, supportive, kind girlfriend in plenty of episodes? Chris is a great character, sure; but he's not sensitive about anyone but himself and his weird, increasingly twisted relationship with Tony. For the most part, it's all about him.

    • @Alivirgo8.24
      @Alivirgo8.24 Год назад

      He redefined the word "cunt" aka bukiak💀💀💀💀...him & Paulie's malignant cunt lmfao

    • @palhellum1806
      @palhellum1806 Год назад +1

      Beautifully said

  • @waverunner7063
    @waverunner7063 5 лет назад +2719

    Adriana LeCerva's character was one of the saddest parts of this show. She didn't know how to say "no" or walk away.

    • @aliserhangunday9968
      @aliserhangunday9968 4 года назад +522

      Just when she thought she was out, they pull her back in

    • @joeysoG
      @joeysoG 3 года назад +34

      Eddie Bravo juuuuuuust like in Sons Of Anarchy

    • @situated4
      @situated4 3 года назад +69

      She loved it.

    • @Pbadome1
      @Pbadome1 3 года назад +63

      I agree, I hated how they ended her character, she never deserved that.

    • @Alvitin
      @Alvitin 3 года назад +2

      mimimi

  • @superstarb3309
    @superstarb3309 5 лет назад +2004

    This should be titled "Spiders Revenge"

  • @scottneumann2124
    @scottneumann2124 3 года назад +658

    "The way you eat, you're gonna have a heart attack by the time your'e 50." ... So fucking sad how they accurately predicted that.

    • @louieterrazas
      @louieterrazas 2 года назад +18

      When rewatching this as I get ready for the "Many Saints of Newark" it made me go WHOAAAAA.

    • @johnyguitar258
      @johnyguitar258 2 года назад +3

      well they wanted tony to be fater for the show

    • @blairwaldorf-bass8180
      @blairwaldorf-bass8180 2 года назад +57

      Tony also says in the same episode “wtf is wrong with you? You suffocated the dog i outta suffocate you myself” and his character does just that a few seasons later.

    • @suspiciouswatermelon7639
      @suspiciouswatermelon7639 2 года назад +23

      Eating beef, and sausages, and gabagool by the carload...

    • @Pazuzu82
      @Pazuzu82 2 года назад +9

      Yeah gandofili died at 51

  • @theha-hawalls5783
    @theha-hawalls5783 3 года назад +430

    Michael Imperioli is the complete opposite in real life. That's how good of an actor he is. And even though Chris does despicable things at times for some messed up reason he is still one of the stronger characters... even likeable at times.

    • @chasjacks9378
      @chasjacks9378 2 года назад +51

      I think it’s because he tries. He tries to change. He tries to grow. He just couldn’t get over the first hurdle of change. That’s my 2 cents.

    • @CaptainTrips560
      @CaptainTrips560 Год назад +13

      It also says a lot about the morality of the rest of them that Chris is one of the more likable ones

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 9 месяцев назад +2

      Are you saying the actor is unlikeable?

    • @themadtitan7603
      @themadtitan7603 9 месяцев назад +12

      ​@HOTD108_ No, I think they're saying that Micheal is the opposite in that he's eloquent and sophisticated in contrast to how Chris is violent, crass and hot-headed. Not the likability part.

    • @paulpokorny1238
      @paulpokorny1238 7 месяцев назад

      I think that is why its called acting

  • @mikekelly7862
    @mikekelly7862 4 года назад +462

    "I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend" 😂

    • @MrNusouth
      @MrNusouth 4 года назад +10

      i tried this line once

    • @kristiant96
      @kristiant96 4 года назад +1

      @@MrNusouth How Did it work out ?

    • @fabiolireza2870
      @fabiolireza2870 3 года назад +6

      Кристиан Тошев he’s dead 😂😂

    • @fabiolireza2870
      @fabiolireza2870 3 года назад +9

      Went M.I.A. after this line

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 3 года назад +1

      I died at this line

  • @spacedoginnebraska
    @spacedoginnebraska 9 лет назад +570

    His character was a true basket case to be sure, but they wrote some of the best lines for him. And Michael did a fine job portraying him. I couldn't think of another actor playing this character.

    • @PaulClipMaster
      @PaulClipMaster  9 лет назад +106

      Michael doesn't get enough credit for his acting on this show. He is nothing like Christopher in real life.

  • @TheAntiTrope
    @TheAntiTrope 2 года назад +480

    Adriana, the most battered woman in the history of HBO.
    Chrissy: How could you do this to us?

    • @christinasavannah7992
      @christinasavannah7992 Год назад

      That her fault she stood with him....bitch is in her freaking mid 30s....she should know better

    • @Str8Bidness
      @Str8Bidness Год назад +13

      In that instant, he knew she was going to have to die, and he was infuriated at her for making the decisions that led to that final dissolution of their relationship. In this there was no going back, no forgive and forget. She was going to have to go away for ever, and to him it was her fault for doing this to him.

    • @bobwillis9190
      @bobwillis9190 Год назад +1

      Keep your hands in your pockets

    • @Dave-jm3zf
      @Dave-jm3zf Год назад +2

      @@Str8Bidness I just noticed he hits Adrianna with a closed fist in that scene, that is the first time I have seen his hand completely closed out of all the times he hits her.

    • @paedarbrown1045
      @paedarbrown1045 Год назад +5

      @Dave nah he hits her several times with a closed fist, after the whole car accident with Tony for example. The significance here is the choking, he knew she had to die and was about to take matters into his own hands, but wasn't strong enough to kill the woman he loves with his bare hands. Pretty sad shit

  • @smakdis
    @smakdis 3 года назад +432

    Chris’s Pimp hand had the makings of a varsity athlete.

    • @James-yw8cm
      @James-yw8cm 3 года назад +26

      Go home get my dinner ready

    • @hanklesacks
      @hanklesacks 3 года назад +5

      Stir my eggs

    • @dreamking7356
      @dreamking7356 2 года назад

      Uncle Junior sure knew how to bust someone's balls.

    • @OGWonkavisionHD
      @OGWonkavisionHD 2 года назад

      Yeah you recorded in Denmark??? This guitar 🎸 is gonna get your shinebox to make cat sounds!!! 🎸💥😩😫🤪🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🤫

    • @omecmasson9482
      @omecmasson9482 2 года назад +1

      😂😂

  • @wilsonblauheuer6544
    @wilsonblauheuer6544 4 года назад +183

    I always laugh when the guy says "Is that him?!" and Christopher goes, ''that would be some coincidence if it wasn't" ...LOL 0:05

    • @Sparky19124
      @Sparky19124 4 года назад +1

      wilson blauheuer the one with the sombrero on?!!

    • @Sparky19124
      @Sparky19124 4 года назад +1

      wilson blauheuer with the sombrero on?!!

    • @JessePinkman08
      @JessePinkman08 4 года назад

      wilson blauheuer the guy is Georgie

  • @johnboslet2400
    @johnboslet2400 7 лет назад +1685

    seeing Chrissy in the compilation of him beating Adriana so many times is depressing...Imperioli is a great actor, man!

    • @Joseph1NJ
      @Joseph1NJ 7 лет назад +27

      Looking at this, some really good performances.

    • @johnboslet2400
      @johnboslet2400 7 лет назад +85

      Oh yeah, he is a fantastic. I would love to see him in a season of HBO's True Detective.

    • @gayrunnycumstain
      @gayrunnycumstain 7 лет назад +2

      i beg to differ.

    • @PattayaDIRTY
      @PattayaDIRTY 7 лет назад +57

      Notice Christopher's apartment doesn't have any frigging windows?

    • @uuuultra
      @uuuultra 6 лет назад +44

      Gotta keep your woman in line

  • @claudiocorleone7856
    @claudiocorleone7856 2 года назад +136

    This is why this man won an Emmy. Brilliant well done Michael!

  • @lilrara752
    @lilrara752 2 года назад +53

    “You know how fast I run I’ll leave u in the fucking dust” 1 of Christopher best lines

  • @orangewarm1
    @orangewarm1 8 лет назад +2887

    lol this is outrageous. imagine acting like Christopher on a daily basis. either you would get shot or arrested, in like a week.

    • @Mommyandtux
      @Mommyandtux 5 лет назад +503

      Well... There IS a reason that over 90% of mafiosi end up dead or in the can by 50.

    • @Howard.Stern.
      @Howard.Stern. 5 лет назад +631

      He did get shot and almost died. And was arrested. And had to go to rehab. And then was murdered by his father figure boss. After murdering his fiance. Not exactly escaping the mafia lifestyle unscathed.

    • @VipericVampire
      @VipericVampire 5 лет назад +91

      Especially with that big fucking beak!

    • @PLsexpicklePL
      @PLsexpicklePL 5 лет назад +22

      Howard Stern Scathed? Scathed..

    • @Babester42069
      @Babester42069 5 лет назад +54

      i mean hes a made guy.

  • @bigtravis6159
    @bigtravis6159 5 лет назад +3495

    Adrianna might be the most tragic story within the whole series

    • @BucketOfMarbles
      @BucketOfMarbles 4 года назад +359

      She was, yeah. The creators said she's really the only innocent one out of all of them.

    • @Mr._X84
      @Mr._X84 4 года назад +15

      armenian vory v zakone You comment on RUclips videos. You couldn’t kill a fly.

    • @Aivottaja
      @Aivottaja 4 года назад +261

      @@BucketOfMarbles
      Innocent my fucking ass. She was dating a mobster. No one in this show is innocent. Only Charmaine Bucco is at least decent.

    • @810wasaninsidejob9
      @810wasaninsidejob9 4 года назад +13

      @The Senate she'd probably get whacked anyway, just in case she changes her mind 6 months into a prison sentence.

    • @QueenFan12
      @QueenFan12 4 года назад +90

      @@Aivottaja So your telling me that Tony isn't innocent?!

  • @flacoschultz4724
    @flacoschultz4724 2 года назад +112

    I love how unaware Christopher seems until he snaps and gets the crazy eyes. Laughing as he walks away from almost whacking Paulie, he’s got some balls that kid

  • @shamishito1
    @shamishito1 9 месяцев назад +21

    I love how Christopher is one one of the few characters who can leave Tony speechless when confronting him... Brilliant

  • @angelstorm8813
    @angelstorm8813 7 лет назад +1763

    haha adriana can take a punch better than the men chrissy fights

  • @kingrama27
    @kingrama27 4 года назад +64

    5:25 when he tells Tony that he’s going to have a heart attack by 50 was spooky.

    • @Pbadome1
      @Pbadome1 3 года назад +2

      Yes, I just looked it up, he was 51, I agree.

    • @biitchimballin93
      @biitchimballin93 3 года назад +1

      Wow nice catch very spooky

  • @koolsanthony623
    @koolsanthony623 Год назад +12

    9:49 Arguably the best *"OOHHHHH"* through out the whole series..

  • @simonlloyd7557
    @simonlloyd7557 3 года назад +91

    What an amazing character and an equally amazing actor...not to mention the quality of the writing. Nothing else has come close to this.

    • @davemoss9505
      @davemoss9505 2 года назад +2

      Sure it does. There's been a lot of brilliant television much better and it's been put out long before The Sopranos. But that doesn't take away from The Sopranos.

  • @artemis8502
    @artemis8502 9 лет назад +382

    Chris's lines were so fuckin' funny. "That's right go home. Get my fuckin' dinner ready."

    • @grandbeerthief
      @grandbeerthief 3 года назад +4

      haha so funny haha dinner

    • @OrdinaryInspiration
      @OrdinaryInspiration 3 года назад +26

      @@grandbeerthief The funniest part was when he hit her she reared up and hit him back, he stumbled back in his chair. LOL

    • @bigjohn3928
      @bigjohn3928 2 года назад +4

      Like Joe Pesci's character in Goodfellas,full of one liners..

    • @Shlogger
      @Shlogger 2 года назад +6

      the way he says "You fuckin' hoo-yar.." is so hilarious to me for some reason. Just vicious. lol.

  • @sanjosesharkrock
    @sanjosesharkrock 9 лет назад +1696

    Vito is a captain, he should have gotten served first at the bakery

    • @johnnybravo8129
      @johnnybravo8129 5 лет назад +336

      sanjosesharkrock lol that was before he was even a regular character on the show. That was meant to be a one time role he was a just a civilian. Notice how the clerk called him “Gino”

    • @O0Q0OQO
      @O0Q0OQO 5 лет назад +193

      @@johnnybravo8129 Vito and Gino identical twin theory you heard it here first. They wouldn't be the first set in the show (Parisi bros).

    • @johnnybravo8129
      @johnnybravo8129 5 лет назад +31

      T Dente except we already know Vito had a brother and it wasn’t a twin lol

    • @O0Q0OQO
      @O0Q0OQO 5 лет назад +40

      @@johnnybravo8129 but people can have more than one brother

    • @karlvonboldt
      @karlvonboldt 5 лет назад +32

      Eobard Thawne. You’re exactly right! It was a different character played by the same guy.

  • @erenyeager6340
    @erenyeager6340 2 года назад +43

    When Adriana says "Ow, my neck" you can't help but feel sorry for her....damn 😞

    • @NAzTRAdamUS
      @NAzTRAdamUS 2 года назад +19

      HER acting was underrated, all her beating scenes made my stomach turn

    • @H.EL-Othemany
      @H.EL-Othemany Год назад +4

      @@NAzTRAdamUS I don't understand why you think it was underrated? Who underrated it?

  • @RS-fq3go
    @RS-fq3go 2 года назад +18

    “You knew you were damaged goods and never told me” is a wild thing to say to your girl lmaooo

  • @810wasaninsidejob9
    @810wasaninsidejob9 4 года назад +182

    Find a man like Christofuh that beats on you all the time, now thats true love

    • @Seany-boy
      @Seany-boy 2 года назад +1

      SHE WAS A HOOWAH !!!!

    • @GorGob
      @GorGob 2 года назад +4

      it's like a magnet for some chicks it's insane deep papa issues they want to get beaten

  • @lloydgreen1519
    @lloydgreen1519 4 года назад +469

    Love how Chris-ta-fuh says what’s exactly on his mind all the time! That “welfare check” line given the situation is hilarious

  • @horsekfobster7823
    @horsekfobster7823 Год назад +42

    Michael is an impressive actor. When I first saw him, I thought he looked like a goofy. But he’s like Joe Pesci, he’s believably tough and crazy for his short size. Christopher is like a young Richie Aprile

    • @TheGardiner
      @TheGardiner 8 месяцев назад +9

      That’s some coincidence, Joe Pesci’s character killed Michael Imperioli’s character in Goodfellas

    • @RejectedRecords1998
      @RejectedRecords1998 3 месяца назад +1

      Michael Imperioli isn't a small guy

  • @BWT599
    @BWT599 2 года назад +26

    One of the best Sopranos compilations I've seen to date. That line foreshadowing James Gandolfini's heart attack also hit home.

  • @Cryptonymicus
    @Cryptonymicus 4 года назад +204

    "Tall, dark, and psychopathic." FBI had it right.

    • @susieq360
      @susieq360 4 года назад +30

      Tall?

    • @christophersuswal9544
      @christophersuswal9544 4 года назад +30

      Hes the size of the average American man, minus 3 inches

    • @me6271
      @me6271 2 года назад +1

      @@susieq360 It's just the joke

  • @Lionheart5977
    @Lionheart5977 4 года назад +97

    Adriana being hit left and right was hard to watch, but her crawling for her life was the worst.. 😔😔

  • @erics362
    @erics362 3 года назад +180

    I love when Adrianna puts her hands up in a boxing stance after Christopher hits her.

    • @drewp.weiner2473
      @drewp.weiner2473 3 года назад +17

      And still doesn’t block a shot and gets her ass beat. Needs more training.

    • @jaimejimenez4223
      @jaimejimenez4223 2 года назад +9

      🤨

    • @suspiciouswatermelon7639
      @suspiciouswatermelon7639 2 года назад

      She must have really liked getting slapped.

    • @andrewrobertson3894
      @andrewrobertson3894 2 года назад +18

      Her pitiful attempt at defending herself before being pulverized again.

    • @merkins87
      @merkins87 Год назад +19

      Doctor assessed the bruises on Chris' knuckles & was shocked:
      "Christopher, how do you beat your partner?"
      "It's easy: better range & footwork!".
      A lot of young girls see the glamour of going out with a rich, young bad boy, totally oblivious to the fact that they're going to become a human punching bag the second these tall children hear the word "no".

  • @mariamaverick1066
    @mariamaverick1066 2 года назад +16

    Out of all the golden moments in this clip please look at Paulie’s expression at 5:05. I just noticed it. He looks SO offended 🤣

  • @marc80s
    @marc80s 7 лет назад +349

    Jesus, I never realized how much Chrissy beat the shit out of Adrianna.

    • @veepw1611
      @veepw1611 7 лет назад +39

      Me neither. My thoughts exactly. Holy shit he beat the hell out of that woman. It wasn't until all these clips that I realized how much.

    • @expos4everac
      @expos4everac 7 лет назад +14

      marc80s equality for all

    • @bassinblue
      @bassinblue 7 лет назад +4

      Well, maybe her being with a guy that was successful and making lots of money lured her in the early days but after, genuinely loved him. That's the way I saw it.

    • @redetrigan
      @redetrigan 7 лет назад +2

      That seems to be an inspiration to many here

    • @expos4everac
      @expos4everac 7 лет назад +9

      marc80s fuck her...equal rights u want...bitches always play the innocent victims...let them taste their own medicine....man have the right to raise up on these no good gold digging cunts

  • @Wildcock23
    @Wildcock23 7 лет назад +383

    Christopher: "Is this about the Easter baskets?"
    Tony: "I don't even wanna know what that is."

    • @nizz0matic307
      @nizz0matic307 7 лет назад +3

      ahahaha

    • @oclarke31
      @oclarke31 7 лет назад +20

      ahahahahahaha! we never even heard about what happened with that did we

    • @nizz0matic307
      @nizz0matic307 7 лет назад +14

      oclarke31
      we did not ! we have no idea what the easter baskets are, and the mind can only boggle and what possibly could have happened involving easter baskets.

    • @patgogan7324
      @patgogan7324 7 лет назад +23

      One of the funniest lines in my opinion

    • @0532MOET
      @0532MOET 6 лет назад +4

      He said I don't even know what that is, your line would have been just as funny but

  • @ninjaboy191
    @ninjaboy191 2 года назад +12

    I feel Christopher's marksmanship doesn't get enough credit. Dude is a fucking machine and would've won the war against New York himself if he lived.

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 2 года назад +78

    THAT'S MY MONEY PAULIE... I'm shocked that wasn't in this

  • @Drelam
    @Drelam 4 года назад +180

    Now he's a cat who just stares at his photo all day and drinks milk.

    • @FreeOpenTruth
      @FreeOpenTruth 3 года назад +25

      And gets chased by Paulie with a broom!

    • @michaelgraham9774
      @michaelgraham9774 3 года назад +19

      I think the cat is supposed to represent Adriana.

    • @Drelam
      @Drelam 3 года назад

      @@michaelgraham9774 ah maybe I don't remember when exactly the cat showed up was it shortly after Adriana died?

    • @axelmaldonado303
      @axelmaldonado303 2 года назад +2

      @@michaelgraham9774 Christopher is probably in hell, Tony's ending is him dying over and over again like Christopher predicted, that's why i don't think the cat is Christopher.

    • @histguy101
      @histguy101 2 года назад +4

      @@axelmaldonado303 Of course it's not Christopher.
      It's a cat.

  • @34672rr
    @34672rr 9 лет назад +104

    "You said she had a nice ass"
    "I was trying to say something positive"
    I will have to use that.

    • @hartm-the-man4387
      @hartm-the-man4387 9 лет назад +3

      Yeah, that was a good one.

    • @chrisd2051
      @chrisd2051 9 лет назад +7

      Don't, under any circumstances complement any physical feature of your girl's friends. It won't be pretty.

    • @34672rr
      @34672rr 9 лет назад +2

      Chris D No, but i will complement a girls ass and if she responds badly i will use that line.

  • @Red_Spirit11
    @Red_Spirit11 2 года назад +72

    It's horrible how Christopher treats Adriana even after how loyal and loving she is to him.

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 Год назад +3

      Like father like son

    • @Stevesautopartsify
      @Stevesautopartsify 10 месяцев назад +1

      Hard to watch for sure!

    • @ianmangham4570
      @ianmangham4570 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@Stevesautopartsify😅

    • @septicturtle0465
      @septicturtle0465 9 месяцев назад

      She was gonna fuck tony she’s a skank

    • @thetalk3155
      @thetalk3155 8 месяцев назад

      Fr😂like Bro Just fucking beats the shit outta Her for even breathing

  • @art.demirjian9721
    @art.demirjian9721 10 месяцев назад +3

    He is a great actor! I always enjoy watching and being with soprano team members for their amazing ability to act and play their role. 👍😊

  • @spencer9093
    @spencer9093 6 лет назад +185

    Adriana: "you said she had a nice ass"
    Chris: "i was trynna say somethin positive cuz she's you friend."
    LMAO!!

  • @martianshoes
    @martianshoes 9 лет назад +181

    The Chris character, manufactured his own bad luck. Could never seem to get out of his own way.

    • @dandavis8300
      @dandavis8300 3 года назад +1

      Freakin' Carmella threw some on him and everyone else on the show. Who else was he gonna base a mob boss character on?

    • @Writeous0ne
      @Writeous0ne 3 года назад +4

      this is true in life, people who have "bad luck" dont really have bad luck, they just put themselves in bad situations so much that bad things are going to happen often.
      heres an example, i knew a girl was always a party girl, one time she is partying at some ex drug addicts appartment and he went crazy barricaded everyone in the appartment and set it on fire, they all had to jump out of the window and she broke her back, she put it down to bad luck, nah, you were partying with unstable drug users, what did u think was gonna happen? play tiddly winks and bake a cake? get the fuck outta here

    • @spanishflyevh9606
      @spanishflyevh9606 3 года назад +2

      @@Writeous0ne what did she think was gonna happen? Toot up a bunch of lines and go bird watching?

    • @Soulgaming2402
      @Soulgaming2402 Год назад +1

      @@Writeous0ne sounds like you’ve lived a privileged life

    • @Writeous0ne
      @Writeous0ne Год назад +2

      ​@@Soulgaming2402 nope, i grew up on a council estate in a coal mining village. i spent my teens bunking off school, smoking weed and drinking. my life was shit until i got into my early 20's and guess what i did? i stopped putting myself into bad situations, cut people out of my life that did stuff that got me in bad situations and got some hobbies that were actually good for me.
      a lot of my friends are dead or in prison now. some of them are heroin addicts. they were the ones who always make excuses up and continue with the same behaviour, same result.
      all in all i believe in determinism, every small decision i make in the present will determine what happens to me in the future.

  • @paulw3747
    @paulw3747 2 года назад +7

    Brilliantly played character.
    Chris moltisanti was officially the biggest bad ass in the Sopranos

  • @DizzyDaDon
    @DizzyDaDon 10 месяцев назад +7

    the whole ‘Visiting Day’ recording session scene was HILARIOUS 😭 Chrissy tryna force the lead man to take drugs, the sucking a power line comment lmaooo, threatening & smacking him wit the guitar. Brilliant

  • @twinboys6401
    @twinboys6401 4 года назад +428

    Damn I didn’t realize how much he beat Adriana.

    • @glenjoke10
      @glenjoke10 3 года назад +56

      She had it coming.

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 3 года назад +56

      @@glenjoke10 the fuck is wrong with you

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 3 года назад +32

      @Ismael barrera Lol you're fucked up in the head if you think that warrants violence

    • @driplerthadripper
      @driplerthadripper 2 года назад +1

      @@DanJuega bro look at his name you expect anything less

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 2 года назад +2

      @@driplerthadripper ?

  • @getsufuma2597
    @getsufuma2597 8 лет назад +100

    Chris was always a great shot, it's as if it's an unspoken character trait.

    • @bengermanbrowne4378
      @bengermanbrowne4378 8 лет назад +11

      +John Butch sharp shooter for sure

    • @AndyG0027
      @AndyG0027 7 лет назад +10

      now that you mention it, yeah hes pretty good. never noticed that.

    • @sandrobindelli5607
      @sandrobindelli5607 7 лет назад +16

      John Butch
      It is, there are several scenes in which he shoots like a marksman while no other character does this, he is clearly the guy with great shooting talent in the bunch.

    • @wutangclams3203
      @wutangclams3203 7 лет назад +26

      The marlin's snout on the retired cop's wall.
      Shoots Sean Gismonte in the head in a rolling car, with a bullet in his chest.
      Point shoots JT in the head after a quick 180° turn, while completely hammered.
      Shoots Carlo Renzi in the head during the shootout at Eugene's card game.
      I'm sure there are more

    • @wutangclams3203
      @wutangclams3203 6 лет назад +17

      _whawhawha.. we're wit the vipers_

  • @tjseymour3081
    @tjseymour3081 2 года назад +15

    This show is by far the greatest ever made….. man these were the glory days of television

  • @GrayRedRoom
    @GrayRedRoom 2 года назад +19

    Christopher is my favorite character on the show and in TV history. He's so entertaining. I love him and the show.

  • @jesuspi3ce
    @jesuspi3ce 6 лет назад +704

    Chrissy's unibrow never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

    • @322killuminati
      @322killuminati 5 лет назад +5

      Jackson Hill If this was Twitter I would retweet the above.

    • @flacko001
      @flacko001 5 лет назад +27

      That nose..its like a natural canopy

    • @makerstudios5456
      @makerstudios5456 5 лет назад +16

      Jackson Hill It has the makings of a varsity caterpillar.

    • @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly
      @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @Dutc308
      @Dutc308 4 года назад +7

      For a skinny guy that worked out with 5 pound dumbbells
      Chris had alot of balls

  • @pdlc3581
    @pdlc3581 9 лет назад +113

    "Hey, Poppin' Fresh!" How I miss this show.

    • @bergercookie
      @bergercookie 4 года назад +5

      Pd Lc seriously there’s nothing even close to how real this shit was ! Chris and his one liners 👏🏼

    • @ronalbanesi1594
      @ronalbanesi1594 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @faisalkamal4319
      @faisalkamal4319 2 года назад +1

      Now Get your fucking pastry box

  • @re11o
    @re11o 7 месяцев назад +1

    Gotta love em😊

  • @Mickey-mu1oq
    @Mickey-mu1oq Год назад +1

    Fav character

  • @LASR71
    @LASR71 9 лет назад +78

    Damn Spider sure holds a grudge for being shot in the foot. All that resentment makes him so violent...

  • @ManahManah77
    @ManahManah77 5 лет назад +298

    Little known fact, Vito was actually a parade float in the 1982 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. He's felt bloated ever since.

    • @alainportant6412
      @alainportant6412 4 года назад +1

      damn

    • @Costanza1459
      @Costanza1459 2 года назад +8

      Ohhhhhhhh!!!! He’s a Captain, you don’t talk about him like that.

    • @MuslimMontana
      @MuslimMontana Год назад

      In 1982 Phil Leotardo was in the can eating grilled cheese of the radiator and jacking off into a tissue while Vito drank his soft drink of choice up in the gay club

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 3 года назад +26

    I felt so bad for Adrianna (but, for nobody else). But, the acting was so compelling. Wow, just so believable, like we're right there.

    • @johnclay2716
      @johnclay2716 Месяц назад

      Simp syndrome
      Woman does terrible things, OMG POOR DOLL! Man does terrible things, HE DESERVES TO GO TO HELL

  • @EverGreen1888
    @EverGreen1888 3 года назад +4

    Great edit!
    Amazing how this show can make you feel disgust and sympathy at the same time for these characters

  • @coke378
    @coke378 9 лет назад +301

    "You knew you were damaged goods and didn't tell me?!!!" lol

    • @bergercookie
      @bergercookie 7 лет назад +19

      mikey unkown lmao that was so brutal 🤣

    • @marcshumer9024
      @marcshumer9024 6 лет назад +7

      Still I think about that line to myself at times and I get a laugh out of it. Classic line!

    • @KevinArcade87
      @KevinArcade87 4 года назад +10

      Say it to a girl someday

    • @darkplague1654
      @darkplague1654 4 года назад

      Damn it gets me every time

    • @ComicAcolyte
      @ComicAcolyte 2 года назад +4

      @@KevinArcade87 nah nah don't.

  • @AstroTrain100
    @AstroTrain100 7 лет назад +247

    5:13 CRAZY James Gandolfini did die of a heart attack, he was like 51.

    • @nymike06
      @nymike06 7 лет назад +24

      Michael Imperiolis character just about predicted the future. Gandolfini was 51 at the time of his death, a heart attack.

    • @rogerflaps36
      @rogerflaps36 7 лет назад +25

      +nymike06 Fuckin hell,you're right! What a scary prediction.

    • @hamzagas1
      @hamzagas1 6 лет назад +4

      yeah nobody saw that coming ..

    • @ITIsFunnyDamnIT
      @ITIsFunnyDamnIT 5 лет назад +3

      I know I always thought about that very line Christopher said to Tony, when I first heard his death. Such a shame James Gandolfini was a legend

    • @mikehunt2190
      @mikehunt2190 5 лет назад +7

      Ralph did say that Tony ate sausage and beef by the carload.

  • @plantsandfish5512
    @plantsandfish5512 2 года назад +4

    He’s an unbelievable actor.

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC Год назад +2

    Christopher "Pimp Hand Strong" Moltisanti

  • @v1ccedd
    @v1ccedd 9 лет назад +48

    My fav character from the show. Always entertaining.

  • @galleryofrogues
    @galleryofrogues 4 года назад +67

    *”I di-dent!”*

  • @MiamiJato
    @MiamiJato Год назад +2

    Great actor

  • @generalcrustard0311
    @generalcrustard0311 8 лет назад +388

    Even if his career went downhill after the Sopranos, just to have been a main character in the Sopranos is more than most actors could ever dream of.

    • @dd.4910
      @dd.4910 6 лет назад +48

      Blame his agent.....and that schnozz

    • @KD-ib4qq
      @KD-ib4qq 5 лет назад +184

      his career didn't go downhill. He mainly moved on to working behind the camera

    • @daniellee1722
      @daniellee1722 5 лет назад +2

      The last of his kind Is that you Michael Richards?

    • @O0Q0OQO
      @O0Q0OQO 5 лет назад +108

      He has like a mansion in Santa Barbara I don't think he gives a shit.

    • @daniellee1722
      @daniellee1722 5 лет назад +43

      T Dente Exactly. If the cast of Friends got $1 million per episode imagine how much an actor like Imperioli made off HBO per episode. He's living the life of leisure

  • @PattayaDIRTY
    @PattayaDIRTY 7 лет назад +131

    I recommend Christopher takes 2x 10mg Valium every 15 minutes.

    • @Ketannabis
      @Ketannabis 4 года назад +8

      He needs it

    • @af7318
      @af7318 4 года назад

      Ouuhhh

    • @br3ad420
      @br3ad420 4 года назад +3

      Valium? More like Ativan every 3 hours while awake.

  • @DENAANN1000
    @DENAANN1000 Год назад +4

    He's an incredible actor.

  • @aquadude4784
    @aquadude4784 2 года назад +1

    This dude is my hero 🙌

  • @wpvg_aiir3606
    @wpvg_aiir3606 6 лет назад +70

    “Go home and get my dinner ready”

  • @kasperrohmann328
    @kasperrohmann328 4 года назад +80

    "You're gonna have a heartattack by the time you're 50"
    Dies of a heartattack at 51. I know..I know we had this talk, but shit. Such a talent and great man.

  • @angelabascue4539
    @angelabascue4539 Год назад +1

    What a great actor!

  • @jeremytaylor206
    @jeremytaylor206 4 месяца назад +1

    Chris is the fans favorite, gotta love him

  • @chavezunseen
    @chavezunseen 4 года назад +62

    “In my thoughts I use the technique of positive visualization”

  • @Mryrhodesian
    @Mryrhodesian 5 лет назад +76

    Damn, all those years I just used my catchers mitt to play baseball. Who knew it had another use.

  • @SahvonEdwards
    @SahvonEdwards Год назад

    Big man. BOOM! 🎸💥😵

  • @margraveofgadsden8997
    @margraveofgadsden8997 2 года назад +7

    Christopher’s reply at 0:09 is my favorite line in this series.

  • @juliuscaesar6500
    @juliuscaesar6500 7 лет назад +302

    My favorite character in the series. Tony did him dirty af! Smh. They left out the best scenes tho from the intervention to when he sat on Cossette. "she musta crawled under there for warmth" lmfao

    • @plshelpmeawkdough
      @plshelpmeawkdough 5 лет назад +11

      Tony did the right thing, Chris was a walking time bomb.

    • @user-ec4fm6uq8d
      @user-ec4fm6uq8d 5 лет назад +26

      @@plshelpmeawkdough he was stuck in a life he didn't want to be in, constantly around men who berate him for not drinking and then doing so anyways when he does drink. you're right in that he was bound to fail but it's more so because of the people around him

    • @MrJRD827
      @MrJRD827 4 года назад +4

      Funniest scene in the show when the dogged died. “..warmth” lmfao

    • @O.G.H.
      @O.G.H. 4 года назад +5

      Why? Was she barkin?

    • @ladytea697
      @ladytea697 4 года назад

      I forgot about that! That crazy bastard did kill the dog OMG 😱

  • @guyshafor1320
    @guyshafor1320 4 года назад +144

    I love how whenever Christopher shows some depth and empathy, he invariably turns around and acts like a total piece of shit, sometimes in the same scene.
    But i guess that's everyone on this show😄

    • @merkins87
      @merkins87 Год назад +5

      The show was supposed to be a drama but it's actually peak black comedy, given how well it's written & how all their hypocrisies are on display at all times.

  • @NameyMcNamerson
    @NameyMcNamerson 7 месяцев назад +1

    Legend

  • @johncervantes7707
    @johncervantes7707 2 года назад +4

    Christopher is my favorite wise guy! He fear less for his size

  • @TheCausalParadox
    @TheCausalParadox 5 лет назад +280

    Hah! What about Adriana's dog, crawling under him for warmth?

  • @illz09
    @illz09 3 года назад +29

    "You know how fast I can run" 🤣🤣

  • @strange_270
    @strange_270 Год назад +1

    i watched all of it, didnt get bored

  • @twm1423
    @twm1423 2 года назад +1

    God I love this show it gets better with every watch

  • @markyncole
    @markyncole 8 лет назад +1943

    A hot GF who can't get pregnant isn't damaged goods,it's a gift from God.

    • @jimmiizzy6283
      @jimmiizzy6283 7 лет назад +152

      @ markyncole
      What about after her asshole rots out of her?

    • @almightyfonics
      @almightyfonics 5 лет назад +119

      Right , raw sex 24/7

    • @giorgiogazzola5972
      @giorgiogazzola5972 5 лет назад +81

      @@jimmiizzy6283 her ass definitely smells like mortadella and Manhattan Special.

    • @LerRhann
      @LerRhann 5 лет назад +16

      Amen to that.

    • @giannavision3853
      @giannavision3853 5 лет назад +2

      markyncole hahahahaha!

  • @kp-ls4kq
    @kp-ls4kq 4 года назад +33

    9:48 might be the best "ooooohhhhh" of the whole series other than when the little kid told Bobby as Santa "fuck you" and like 30 people said it at once lmao

  • @tommyexler6955
    @tommyexler6955 Год назад +3

    Next to Tony....He was my fav dude on the Sopranos

  • @drinkingpoolwater
    @drinkingpoolwater 5 месяцев назад +1

    Chris is my fav character lol. So good.

  • @zleepydude224
    @zleepydude224 4 года назад +131

    If Gandolfini could barely handle “hitting” women in the show I can hardly imagen how Michael Imperioli felt playing Christopher.

    • @idiocracylarper
      @idiocracylarper 4 года назад +32

      You ever seen True Romance?

    • @dannytafrodon
      @dannytafrodon 3 года назад +6

      @@idiocracylarper Boom!

    • @robertd4100
      @robertd4100 2 года назад +2

      imagen

    • @budwhite9591
      @budwhite9591 2 года назад +6

      Well as that hippie communist douche used to sing- It’s easy if you try

  • @genekelly8467
    @genekelly8467 5 лет назад +46

    Imagine Tony dying from a heart attack-and Chris taking over? Chris was even more of a psychopath

    • @suryaananda8362
      @suryaananda8362 3 года назад +7

      Yeah it would of been a fantastic spin off if it could of ever happened.

  • @argelbargel7680
    @argelbargel7680 3 года назад +6

    The greatest intervention ever.

    • @cousinzeke4888
      @cousinzeke4888 3 года назад

      Went from "We're not attacking you" to kicking the shit out of him in two minutes flat.

  • @TheNewbiedrummer
    @TheNewbiedrummer 3 года назад +1

    6:36 damn. that red head is GORGEOUS