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  • Опубликовано: 24 фев 2019
  • Check out The8BitDrummer's cover of this song! • WIN THE RACE On Drums!
    Listen on SoundCloud! / win-the-race
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    Download the instrumental and acapella here! www.mediafire.com/file/d840f1y...
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  • @The8BitDrummer
    @The8BitDrummer 5 лет назад +12223

    Dude, This made me laugh so hard, I start tearing up. You rock! :D

    • @Lxthargy
      @Lxthargy 5 лет назад +95

      Same hahahahaha

    • @zevix5839
      @zevix5839 5 лет назад +80

      JEROD

    • @iteachvader
      @iteachvader  5 лет назад +1257

      Holy mackerel, I can't believe just how much attention this is getting! This has _got_ to be the fastest-growing video on my channel ever!

    • @wiz6r
      @wiz6r 5 лет назад +177

      He’ll have to give himself a promotion for this

    • @bup6340
      @bup6340 5 лет назад +29

      Quality content my man!

  • @theyammi437
    @theyammi437 4 года назад +4880

    Can we all just appreciate the fact that all of the instruments are composed of sounds from the show itself?

  • @cosmicdunsparce
    @cosmicdunsparce 5 лет назад +2971

    In a way, we all won the race today
    Now let's all get a promotion

    • @YouSoSpice
      @YouSoSpice 5 лет назад +36

      Effective immediately.
      NOT

    • @yutuberocks22
      @yutuberocks22 5 лет назад +24

      You're getting two promotions!

    • @wiz6r
      @wiz6r 5 лет назад +8

      I have a promotion now

    • @258thHiGuy
      @258thHiGuy 5 лет назад +8

      I'll have to get a promotion
      Today!

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 5 лет назад +9

      It almost hurts being so brilliant

  • @Yuti640
    @Yuti640 4 года назад +5367

    I love how oddly obsessed Robotnik is with winning this race, to the point where, he’ll reprogram his robots to make them faster, he’ll pay 1 billion mobiums and he’ll hold Tails hostage JUST to win the race

    • @uppishcub1617
      @uppishcub1617 3 года назад +476

      Not even that far from the show. The only difference is he actually wins.

    • @jacjson
      @jacjson 3 года назад +370

      He doesn’t care what he did, he won the race.

    • @MilkyWayGrump
      @MilkyWayGrump 3 года назад +233

      @@jacjson and now he's happy

    • @GatorOne-in7hk
      @GatorOne-in7hk 3 года назад +139

      @@MilkyWayGrump And he’s done!

    • @BATCHARRO
      @BATCHARRO 3 года назад +155

      "I don't care what happens to me, as long as I take you down first"
      -Dr Robotnik, in this cartoon for children.

  • @jacobdevers4701
    @jacobdevers4701 2 года назад +2077

    I really, really wanna know the context of why "I spent a billion Mobiums" clip isn't spliced and is a naked pharaoh Robotnik proudly exclaiming it.

    • @headhuntingsniper867
      @headhuntingsniper867 Год назад +558

      In the series, Robotnik spent 1 billion Mobiums to build his new Casino Night Zone. Sonic destroyed it or something and he recently was getting slave workers to build an Egyptian monument (the cat one laying down, I think it’s literally just pharaoh) with his face on it instead.

    • @jackeroni216
      @jackeroni216 Год назад +166

      @@headhuntingsniper867 sphinx

    • @headhuntingsniper867
      @headhuntingsniper867 Год назад +92

      @@jackeroni216 that’s it. Thank you

    • @alchemistofsteel8099
      @alchemistofsteel8099 Год назад +255

      The animators said "Our goal is to make Robotnik the sexiest fat man on television"

    • @robertreck431
      @robertreck431 Год назад +164

      @@headhuntingsniper867 Technically, the self-portrait Sphinx built by slave labor was already his overall plan. Casino Night Zone (not destroyed) was a means of getting more slaves (they'd end up in debt to Robotnik's rigged games). "I spent a billion Mobiums!" was disbelief at the fact that the casinos were sitting unused if he spent that much on them (because Grounder had the key all the time, and never thought to actually open them for business)

  • @Sammie1053
    @Sammie1053 4 года назад +5757

    Tails: Did you win?
    Robotnik: Yes little one.
    Tails: What did it cost you?
    Robotnik: *_A BILLION MOBIUMS_*

    • @Nmac-
      @Nmac- 4 года назад +192

      Miss opertunity to say ALL MY MONEY.

    • @Whatever-pb2dy
      @Whatever-pb2dy 4 года назад +72

      @@Nmac- missing one opportunity to catch another, my friend.

    • @pikafoxelectricpro9622
      @pikafoxelectricpro9622 4 года назад +25

      Tails: WHAT

    • @knack3381
      @knack3381 4 года назад +28

      it didnt cost him shit, because he bet all his money on the robots!
      his plan was to rig a -horse- hedgehog and robot race in his favor and make up his funds like 10-fold!
      0/10 joke doesnt work, too much water

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 года назад +49

      *I DON'T CARE WHAT I DID, I WON THE RACE, AND KNOW I'M HAPPY*

  • @mousetvalerie
    @mousetvalerie 5 лет назад +3483

    It actually tells a story...
    I'm beyond impressed

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 3 года назад +629

    Someone modded this song into Sonic R.

    • @JennBit
      @JennBit 3 года назад +96

      That must be the greatest experience in the history of forever.

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 3 года назад +73

      @@JennBit Especially because Vinny played that mod.

    • @Eric_Black134
      @Eric_Black134 2 года назад +16

      It fits right in, doesn't it

    • @Jsslade
      @Jsslade 3 месяца назад +8

      Now we need someone to mod the car from the 0:34 mark in as a playable character

  • @Tinkererer
    @Tinkererer 3 года назад +437

    I WON THE RACE!
    (Official sources have called this race differently.)

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 3 года назад +34

      _"Nice try... hedgehog!"_

  • @nicholayrichardson9668
    @nicholayrichardson9668 4 года назад +3535

    Dads are the weirdest. One day you're going skydiving, out of the window. The next you're doomed unless your best buddy throws the race.

    • @GatorOne-in7hk
      @GatorOne-in7hk 3 года назад +227

      I know, right? Robotnik is both a great and horrible father. It all depends on his mood.

    • @eviljoel
      @eviljoel 3 года назад +129

      It's a complex relationship.

    • @creativename1673
      @creativename1673 3 года назад +155

      Come on, it's obvious that Tails helped Robotnik stage his own kidnapping, so that Robotnik wold be able to bluff Sonic with his "hostage".

    • @nicholayrichardson9668
      @nicholayrichardson9668 3 года назад +30

      fake news, alt right propeganda

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 года назад +19

      I think Robotnik might need to change his medication

  • @maikol4128
    @maikol4128 5 лет назад +1727

    He won the race. He held his own son hostage to do it, but he won.

  • @ESloytan
    @ESloytan 2 года назад +1066

    I love this video. A terrific insight into Robotnik’s descent into madness.
    He starts out not in control, unable to win the race. He tries to use others to make him happy, but it doesn’t work. They failed in the end, and the competitors call him insults, mocking both him and his confidants, his only way to achieve happiness. He is spiraling out of control both literally and figuratively
    Until he snaps.
    His demeanor is different. He loosens his restraints, and begins to cheat. He hasn’t removed all of his restraint quite yet, but he has slipped enough to resort to trafficking. His role as protagonist in the song throws the morality of his action into question. He merely desires to be happy, but do the ends justify the means? A billion mobiums is a lot, but don’t we all splurge time to time?
    He still restrains himself, however. He decides that he has earned a promotion in his own business; a promotion in his own psyche that he WILL achieve happiness through winning a race. He keeps himself in check by delaying his promotion, still clinging on to his ideals of fairness. He can see the fun begin, but he is still losing control.
    He won. He’s done it. The peak of his downward spiral.
    Hes let go of all restraint. He spends ALL of his money. He gives himself a promotion TODAY. The nice Egg is gone, and the Hard Boiled Egg is all that remains. Despite going mad, he grows back his hair, he has a son! He even dictates when the fun is officially over.
    But one more sliver of the Nice Egg remains. In a brief moment of compassion, he gives the bully back to his competitor, as a sign of good faith. The two identities of Nice Egg and Hard Boiled Egg have merged, creating the perfect Eggman
    The happy Eggman
    I particularly enjoyed how his spiral was portrayed as a positive thing in his life and a much needed kickstart to his goal of happiness. Though, if Hard Boiled Egg remained without Nice Egg, I’m positive Robotnik would not have achieved his goal. A satisfying conclusion to a satisfying story of insanity, personal motivation, and the irrational behaviors of rational people

  • @AE1OU
    @AE1OU 2 года назад +336

    I remember when I was younger that I hated this version of robotnik over the more serious sonic TV show. But now as an adult, theres a lot of charm in the cartoony version and definitely has the amazing voice performance

    • @AL-jo2vp
      @AL-jo2vp Год назад +12

      As a kid I wanted the cartoon to follow the lore more closely and was a bit disappointed with no knuckles but YTPMVs like this really rekindled my interest in the late 2000s onwards. Long John Baldry is fantastic

    • @Colddirector
      @Colddirector Год назад +11

      @mlg noob Sometimes the inverse is true. When you’re young you often want to seem more mature than you actually are, and when you’re older that is no longer a concern so you’re able to enjoy “kiddy” shows for the merits they have, and with a more refined palate.
      I’ll probably never go out of my way to watch this show but I do find what I’ve seen of Robotnik to be incredibly entertaining.

    • @SonicMaster519
      @SonicMaster519 Год назад +7

      @@Colddirector The show itself isn't very good but it's Robotnik is awesome and there are a few really good moments. Worth checking out if you're prepared for a pretty eh show, spare the occasional Robotnik scene and hilarious joke.

  • @Gamering22
    @Gamering22 4 года назад +3145

    For some reason, I feel like “I’ve only just begun to cheat.” would make a good meme format

    • @JennBitAlt
      @JennBitAlt 4 года назад +268

      Billy Mitchell when he fakes his 7 billionth Donkey Kong score:
      I've only just begun to cheat!

    • @Yuti640
      @Yuti640 4 года назад +168

      Wife: I’ve only just begun to cheat
      Boi: Well stop! You’re ripping this family apart!
      Wife: ......I’m certain I’ll do some more!

    • @kittamitz
      @kittamitz 4 года назад +89

      Teacher: Students, repeat after me; "I’ve only just begin to cheat."
      Students: I’ve only just begin to cheat.
      Teacher: The sentence is absolutely excellent grammarly, right?
      That one smart kid: Teacher, its supposed to be "begun", so, "I’ve only just begun to cheat."
      Teacher: ...SCRATCH, GROUNDER, I NEED YOU TO HELP ME OUT!

    • @MrFunnyRyan
      @MrFunnyRyan 4 года назад +35

      Katerino: I've only just begun to cheat, I'm certain I'll do some more.

    • @woos057
      @woos057 3 года назад +35

      I'm surprised no one made a Dream Speedrun reference yet under this comment

  • @cr3ative_name
    @cr3ative_name 4 года назад +5267

    There's something surprisingly wholesome about Robotnik keeping his word and giving Tails back to Sonic at the end.

    • @zaishijunior9455
      @zaishijunior9455 4 года назад +615

      He just wanted to WIN THE RACE!

    • @paul_particularlyunhappynut
      @paul_particularlyunhappynut 4 года назад +224

      he still conquers the universe tho

    • @brocknull6376
      @brocknull6376 4 года назад +48

      Tails was woth robotnik

    • @supersnizelz
      @supersnizelz 4 года назад +25

      @Kay Pompeii tails is a fox how is he even his father

    • @markusmccloud343
      @markusmccloud343 4 года назад +132

      He just wanted to tarnish Sonic's pride a bit by beating him in a race (even if he did play dirty).

  • @ytmndman
    @ytmndman Год назад +113

    This would actually be a pretty good plot for a cartoon/TV show episode: The villain is tired of always losing to the hero, so he decides to go all-out, putting every last bit of all of the power and resources at his disposal just to beat the hero in one contest. And in the end, he does it - but the hero is a good sport, congratulates him on his victory, and leaves, then the villain realizes he has nothing left because he used it all up in his plan to win. So even though he won, he still loses in the end.

  • @BeanzyTime
    @BeanzyTime 2 года назад +213

    I Honestly like eggman in this video, he doesn't threaten scratch or grounder into helping him, instead promising them a reward for helping him out.
    He realises he can't beat sonic the legit way, so used his capture experience to take tails and force sonic to throw the race instead.
    He is legitimately very happy about winning the race and celebrates after doing so, and keeps his word to sonic, releasing tails as promised.
    He really DID just want to win the race :D

    • @askolei
      @askolei Год назад +15

      Wholesome Eggman 🥚

  • @DatKooby
    @DatKooby 5 лет назад +1648

    Well thats it.
    There isnt any more.
    Now leave.
    PERMANENTLY.

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 5 лет назад +71

      You deserve every thumb up you get for making us read it in Robotnik's voice

    • @dr.robertnick9599
      @dr.robertnick9599 5 лет назад +44

      UNNESCESSARY!

    • @OhCrapI_He
      @OhCrapI_He 5 лет назад +10

      (Destroys the replay button) Whoops...

    • @nilfyy
      @nilfyy 5 лет назад +12

      The ending of Robotnik Forges Adoption Papers

    • @DatKooby
      @DatKooby 5 лет назад +5

      @@nilfyy Exactly!

  • @lucyakaluckstat
    @lucyakaluckstat 4 года назад +1604

    i straight up sung this while riding my bike through my town

  • @George_Bulkin
    @George_Bulkin 3 года назад +569

    All jokes aside, I find this song very motivational. It helped me to make my way through the final exams and graduation in the university. That was a 4 year long race and I won it! Thank you, iteachvader, and much thanks to Long John Bauldry for his phenomenal Robotnik voice.

    • @fonzersbox1
      @fonzersbox1 3 года назад +26

      Did you cheat?

    • @George_Bulkin
      @George_Bulkin 3 года назад +32

      @@fonzersbox1 Heh-heh, nah. Although I could have :)

    • @George_Bulkin
      @George_Bulkin 2 года назад +7

      @Space Vatnik Lol, no

    • @CaptainCoolzCT-
      @CaptainCoolzCT- 2 года назад +18

      @@George_Bulkin you didn’t care what it took; you just found a way to win the exams!

    • @George_Bulkin
      @George_Bulkin 2 года назад +8

      @@CaptainCoolzCT- Eggsactly! ;)

  • @appox2202
    @appox2202 3 года назад +634

    🥚 “I don’t care what it takes.”
    🍑

    • @jessiestrenke6041
      @jessiestrenke6041 3 года назад +79

      Eggass

    • @jay6ix639
      @jay6ix639 3 года назад +61

      He gon make me act up 🥵

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 3 года назад +15

      Just find a way to win the race!

    • @survivor3833
      @survivor3833 3 года назад +2

      This is that I call underrated

    • @clonefighter1996
      @clonefighter1996 3 года назад

      @@shadedepeche2556 Win the race, just win the race! Just win- just win- just win the race!

  • @DimentiosLoyalest
    @DimentiosLoyalest 5 лет назад +1507

    "I don't care what I did, I won the race, and now I'm happy."
    I cracked up at that.

    • @inkfire2236
      @inkfire2236 5 лет назад +33

      Literally he could've done *anything*

    • @deaththreats1005
      @deaththreats1005 5 лет назад +2

      (lenny face)

    • @crashban4t.f.s.b783
      @crashban4t.f.s.b783 5 лет назад +6

      He’s cheating he’s cheating! You win Robotnik! You win Robotnik!

    • @picigu937
      @picigu937 4 года назад

      666 likes... I Just felt like pointing that out.

    • @PikaLink91
      @PikaLink91 4 года назад +3

      Fuck man, he sang that part JUST as I read your comment xD

  • @birdmann5357
    @birdmann5357 5 лет назад +1422

    He finally went and did it. The madman won the race.

  • @willdavies2003
    @willdavies2003 3 года назад +238

    This suits Sonic R more than it's actual music.

  • @tvoltage
    @tvoltage 4 года назад +194

    this feels like a really goofy thing to say, but specifically in these YTPMVs I love the "choreography". Robotnik jumping up and down with the horizontal axis mirror is very satisfying and fun. I have similar feelings about Robotnik Rock. It's very unique and ads a lot to the experience. And it's hard to put into words LOL

  • @LilacInTheFog
    @LilacInTheFog 5 лет назад +706

    I DIDN'T CARE WHAT IT TOOK
    WE WON THE RACE

  • @michaellennerman7844
    @michaellennerman7844 5 лет назад +5583

    Can we all stop to appreciate how well you can understand the lyrics. In most ytp style videos its really hard to understand what their saying but in this its super clear what he's saying. Great job and absolute banger.

    • @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450
      @peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 5 лет назад +438

      Most ytps/ytpmvs try to form words with already existing audio, making it really hard to know what they are saying. (They also normally make it way too fast, lmao.)
      This, however, takes it’s time.

    • @1337rooster
      @1337rooster 5 лет назад +213

      @@peppinoandweskerfriendsfor3450 Yes, this sounds like a Robotnik recorded this in the 90s.

    • @waifu_png_pl6854
      @waifu_png_pl6854 5 лет назад +279

      hell, some "real" songs have lyrics u cant understand

    • @corpsemachine6949
      @corpsemachine6949 5 лет назад +66

      @@waifu_png_pl6854 I hate it when they do that

    • @JanusHoW
      @JanusHoW 5 лет назад +208

      It certainly helps that Robotnik is the villain of all 100+ episodes of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. It gives one plenty of dialogue to work with.

  • @menialbee
    @menialbee Год назад +39

    having it changed to "I WIN THE RACE" is so satisfying

  • @boop6616
    @boop6616 Год назад +26

    It makes me so happy when I find the episode sound clips in these songs come from

  • @Arial55555
    @Arial55555 5 лет назад +2059

    Did you do it?
    Yes.
    What did it cost?
    I SPENT ALL MY MONEY!

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 5 лет назад +167

      I SPENT A BILLION MOBIANS!

    • @rogercameron6912
      @rogercameron6912 5 лет назад +68

      Now we know why he adopted Tails. It was just a long game in conquering the universe.

    • @FLYNN_TAGGART
      @FLYNN_TAGGART 5 лет назад +72

      I guess that's the price I'll have to pay to catch the hedgehog.

    • @stickystudios5318
      @stickystudios5318 5 лет назад +39

      @@FLYNN_TAGGART I'll have to give myself a prrromotion, tomorrow.

    • @asrieldreemurr8059
      @asrieldreemurr8059 5 лет назад +11

      DJ Kent
      1:36

  • @infinitetheeverlasting4306
    @infinitetheeverlasting4306 5 лет назад +901

    Anthem for Team Eggman in Team Sonic Racing sounds pretty good

  • @SUPAHMARIOBOIII
    @SUPAHMARIOBOIII Месяц назад +10

    i like how sonic actually throws the race instead of pulling a fast one, and robotnik actually goes through with his promise by letting tails go after he won. i guess everyone is happy in the end!

    • @IAmRodyle
      @IAmRodyle Месяц назад +1

      Feels like there's always a wholesome thread that runs through iteachvader's MVs. It's the cherry on top

  • @Sjors_
    @Sjors_ 3 года назад +102

    Honestly, this is such an instant classic that I can hardly believe it was released as recently as 2019.

  • @TheKnightOfSmite
    @TheKnightOfSmite 5 лет назад +347

    It's just like the good ol days of 2008

    • @rassilontdavros3004
      @rassilontdavros3004 4 года назад +14

      TheKnightOfSmite
      Except better!

    • @bonjoviwankenobi8533
      @bonjoviwankenobi8533 4 года назад +9

      - Insert MGS Revengence meme here -

    • @recurseofficial7261
      @recurseofficial7261 3 года назад +1

      Thats exactly what i was saying when i just put this on hahaha, this is perfectly capturing that energy

  • @TheEthJ
    @TheEthJ 5 лет назад +472

    This song should play in Team Sonic Racing whenever you win the race with Eggman.

    • @mandalknight9930
      @mandalknight9930 4 года назад +15

      That's what Mods are for.

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 4 года назад +3

      Yes mods will sort that :)

    • @charmyzard
      @charmyzard 3 года назад +1

      A music video should be made with TSR precisely about that.

  • @Theflipnotespeople
    @Theflipnotespeople 3 года назад +192

    Dude, your mix got featured in a vinesauce stream!

  • @rolfum7156
    @rolfum7156 3 года назад +375

    realistically, this kind of is the only way he'd win any form of race against sonic (who should probably be barred from the race anyway considering he's the fastest thing alive) so was robotnik really cheating?

    • @albertskoften1452
      @albertskoften1452 2 года назад +40

      He applied a creative interpretation of the rules.

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 2 года назад +45

      "Getting outplayed and getting cheated ain't the same thing" -Ring-a-ding man

    • @taraktaras7327
      @taraktaras7327 Год назад +6

      dr ivo robotnik is faster than super sonic,no joke.

    • @theoverseer393
      @theoverseer393 Год назад

      Should’ve said no foot power

    • @artificialintelligence8328
      @artificialintelligence8328 Год назад +1

      @@taraktaras7327 Right? doesn't he manage to outrun Sonic ingame.

  • @iteachvader
    @iteachvader  5 лет назад +2114

    How did this get so disgustingly popular? It's been only six days, and already has 23,800 views compared to the original video's 28,000... which took over a month and a half.

    • @TheVonCesaw
      @TheVonCesaw 5 лет назад +125

      its r8 banger m8

    • @TangoStar
      @TangoStar 5 лет назад +328

      It won the race

    • @sewer56lol
      @sewer56lol 5 лет назад +58

      Good question. Someone linked me this a few days ago and it's my 5th time I'm here.

    • @ryguy07777
      @ryguy07777 5 лет назад +66

      its because its good. its that simple

    • @lucrio4088
      @lucrio4088 5 лет назад +42

      iteachvader Well you put a lot of time and effort into it, so I’m glad it got the attention it deserves :D

  • @TheoHiggins
    @TheoHiggins 2 года назад +72

    I can't believe this was only uploaded in 2019
    It feels like I've been coming back to this for years and years
    I suppose that's just how well you've both captured the soul of and improved upon the classic YTPMV formula

  • @drcoolcabbage
    @drcoolcabbage Год назад +10

    This is the sad story of how Robotnik's obsessive need to win cost him everything in the end. He lost all his money, he lost his loyal robot minions, and he lost custody of his adopted child. But worst of all? He lost the respect of that son.
    He won the race, but now he's done. The fun, truly, is now over.

  • @sentientblender
    @sentientblender 5 лет назад +663

    You could’ve just phoned this in with basic visuals, looped samples, the usual fare, but… wow, you went above and beyond. This has an actual chord progression? And a defined key?
    I don’t know how you do it, man.

    • @EmilyPuppet
      @EmilyPuppet 5 лет назад +11

      BTW blenderman is a character from the annoying orange and I'm ashamed to know that

    • @ne3333t
      @ne3333t 4 года назад +3

      Wait a second, I'm subscribed to you... but I can't remember when I did that...
      Hmmm

    • @sterlingattaway5225
      @sterlingattaway5225 4 года назад +14

      It's because he got a promotion 😌

  • @seriousspikesam7770
    @seriousspikesam7770 5 лет назад +287

    Huh... a modern day YTPMV that actually became an instant hit... now I've seen everything.

    • @esmooth919
      @esmooth919 3 года назад +12

      A YPTMV with lyrics. There's something you don't see everyday

    • @hobbified
      @hobbified 3 года назад +21

      It's because it's not crap. It has structure, it's understandable, it's fun, it's not a load of meme-shit, and of course it's got a sick beat.

  • @armoredcorefan2719
    @armoredcorefan2719 2 года назад +42

    Perfect. The synth has like an 80’s vibe to it.

  • @dinojisan
    @dinojisan 4 месяца назад +8

    I work in an office and whenever there is an important audit to be done or some other big project, or sometimes even just day to day data entry, I always play this song on loop to get me through it. It's always been really motivating! I don't know what it is, but between the amazing beat and Robotnik's confident vibes, I feel like I can channel the fat man's energy and make anything happen, even if it seems hard or daunting. A few months ago I even started kinda using the lines "Finally everyone will know it, I'm the boss and you know it, right? Oh yes I am, and now I'm ready to conquer every inch of Mobius" and its subsequent line "Finally everyone will see it, I'm the best and you know it, right? Oh yes I am and now I'm ready to conquer the UNIVERSE!!" as like a sort of positivity mantra? It must have worked because as of last month I'm officially the manager of my own department. It feels really good!
    So thank you iteachvader and thank you Robotnik for being a funny little source of inspiration for me! You're really great at what you do and I'm definitely a forever fan!

    • @darkecofrk
      @darkecofrk 4 месяца назад +4

      You went and gave yourself a prrrrromotion

    • @dinojisan
      @dinojisan 4 месяца назад +2

      @@darkecofrk Gotta do whatever it takes to win the race after all!

  • @enzomessina2858
    @enzomessina2858 4 года назад +1797

    Lyrics:
    That does it!
    I never should've raced you!
    You made me lose!
    I'm never gonna slow that hedgehog down enough to catch him!
    Scratch! Grounder!
    I need you two to help me out.
    If you bring me victory, I'll shine your treads...
    How?
    Just win the race!
    Just win the race, just win, just win, just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes just find a way to win the race!
    Win the race,
    Just win the race, just win, just win, just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes just find a way to make me happy!
    That dirty rat! He's cheating! Look!
    I'm never in time for the fun stuff..
    That's not a problem.
    I've only just begun to cheat I'm certain I'll do some more!
    You're gonna make us faster?!
    Of course you idiot!
    Get out and win the race!
    Just win the race, just win, just win, just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes, just find a way to win the race!
    Win the race,
    Just win the race, just win, just win, just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes just find a way to make me proud!
    I guess that's the price I have to pay for catching the hedgehog...
    I'll have to give myself a prrromotion! Tomorrow!
    The fun is just starting!
    I spent a billion mobiums!
    Throw the race, or tails is DOOMED!
    ...There's not much choice.
    Ahaha, ahaha!
    I've finally done it!
    You win Robotnik! (Ahaha, ahaha!)
    Yes I did win, didn't I?
    Ahaha, ahaha!
    I've finally done it!
    You win Robotnik! (Ahaha, ahaha!)
    Nice try, hedgehog!
    Finally everyone will know it, I'm the boss and you know it, RIGHT?!
    Oh yes I am! And now I'm ready to conquer every inch of Mobius!
    Finally everyone will see it, I'm the best and you know it, RIGHT?!
    Oh yes I am! And now I'm ready to conquer the universe!
    I win the race! I win the race!
    I win I win I win the race!
    I don't care what I did, I won the race and now I'm happy!
    Win the race! I win the race!
    I win I win I win the race!
    I don't care what I did, I won the race and now I'm done!
    I guess that's the price I have to pay for catching the hedgehog...
    I'll have to give myself a prrromotion! Today!
    The fun is now over!
    And I spent all my money!
    I won the race, tails is yours!
    I made it!
    I win the race! I win the race! I win I win I win the race!
    I don't care what I did, I won the race and now I'm happy!
    Win the race, I win the race, I win I win I win the race!
    I don't care what I did, I won the race, and now I'm done!

  • @DrizztCoage
    @DrizztCoage 5 лет назад +3009

    "You cheated not only the race, but yourself. You won the race, but, at what cost? You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference."
    Edit: Guys, it's a copypasta, chill

    • @kingcamelot1395
      @kingcamelot1395 5 лет назад +94

      I feel like I've heard that somewhere, but where?

    • @LeftytheGansterGremlin
      @LeftytheGansterGremlin 4 года назад +40

      It reminds me of Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II.

    • @Firguy
      @Firguy 4 года назад +248

      "I don't care what I did, I WON the RACE!"
      *"YA HA HA HA"*

    • @Flammifleure
      @Flammifleure 4 года назад +152

      "I don't care what I did. I won the race, and now I'm happy."

    • @SpaceLanceFTW
      @SpaceLanceFTW 4 года назад +58

      "...and that's NO GOOD!"

  • @TheBonkleFox
    @TheBonkleFox 2 года назад +31

    I love that even though robotnik is diametrically opposed to sonic, yet still allows tails to run around with him. It makes his boy happy, so he'll do it even if it bites him in the ass.

  • @kellyfein6558
    @kellyfein6558 Год назад +18

    This would make the original show creators happy

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Год назад +9

      You honestly wish John Baldry was still here to see this.

    • @LannyLeArtist
      @LannyLeArtist Год назад

      @@ianfinrir8724 same

  • @Myndnix
    @Myndnix 5 лет назад +292

    I hope everyone's aware that AOSTH Robotnik YTPMVs are technically posthumous Long John Baldry songs.

  • @frozen_applejuice
    @frozen_applejuice 5 лет назад +395

    R.I.P. Long John Baldry
    1941 - 2005

    • @HyperSonicXtreme
      @HyperSonicXtreme 5 лет назад +51

      He died the same year as Deem Bristow who did the voices for Eggman in Sonic Adventure 1, Sonic Shuffle 2, Heroes, Battle, Advance 3.

    • @tadeogomez7303
      @tadeogomez7303 5 лет назад +1

      ???

    • @frozen_applejuice
      @frozen_applejuice 5 лет назад +26

      @@tadeogomez7303 the voice actor for robotnik

    • @tadeogomez7303
      @tadeogomez7303 5 лет назад +27

      @@frozen_applejuice
      Oh.
      A fracking legend.
      RIP

    • @_nayrb
      @_nayrb 5 лет назад +16

      A legend had fallen R.I.P Long
      John Baldry 1941 - 2005 you will be missed

  • @Glory2Snowstar
    @Glory2Snowstar 3 года назад +47

    1,000,000 views.
    This does put a smile on my face.
    It’s still just as magical as the first time I ever heard it.

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 2 года назад +11

    “You made me lose,” is a quote that has a lot of meme potential, I think.

  • @YouSoSpice
    @YouSoSpice 5 лет назад +265

    In my every waking hour I'm running a constant race against depression
    And I think I just won the race

  • @BAIGAMING
    @BAIGAMING 5 лет назад +418

    I usually don't like spliced songs because although it takes incredible effort I just don't like the disjointed sounds. But this edit just flows so smoothly o.o Probably one of the best of these I've ever seen

    • @bup6340
      @bup6340 5 лет назад +41

      Yeah, Eggman sure speaks weird enough in the series to make rhythmic songs off of it.

    • @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______
      @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ 4 года назад +10

      I think it helps because their attire doesn't change constantly in an unrealistic way. I've seen some of these things where the look of the characters change all the time as it's just bits and bobs from all episodes put together, and that ruins it for me too, even if it sounds smooth lol.

  • @Xandoshi
    @Xandoshi Месяц назад +4

    0:51 - 1:07 Surprisingly fitting with Robotnik's Ring Racers CPU Rival Racers.

  • @lavauk2425
    @lavauk2425 Год назад +15

    From all TBOi and Fiend Folio community: thank you for existing

  • @ragindagan3078
    @ragindagan3078 5 лет назад +402

    I MADE THE SONG I MADE THE SONG AND NOW YOU MUST ALL SING ALONG

    • @Saxdude26
      @Saxdude26 5 лет назад +26

      I don't care if it's wrong!
      I made a song
      Now sing along!
      SING ALONG! Just
      SING ALONG! STUPID!
      I SAID SING ALONG... SING SING ALONG... S-S-SING ALONG ALONG ALONG!

    • @thelonewolfproductionz1592
      @thelonewolfproductionz1592 5 лет назад +8

      I don't care what it took away;

    • @OhCrapI_He
      @OhCrapI_He 5 лет назад +7

      JUST SING ALONG!
      JUST SING ALONG!
      JUST SING- JUST SING-
      JUST SING ALONG!
      I DON'T CARE HOW YOU FEEL
      JUST FIND A WAY TO SING ALONG!

    • @themightykingjosiah8810
      @themightykingjosiah8810 5 лет назад +4

      🎶I DON'T CARE WHAT WENT WRONG, Y'ALL SANG THE SONG, AND NOW I'M HAPPY🎶

    • @CassioFranco0211
      @CassioFranco0211 3 года назад

      @@themightykingjosiah8810 Tails is yours.

  • @Sbomb16
    @Sbomb16 5 лет назад +104

    It wasn’t just a race, but a SPECIAL race, to see who’s the FASTEST

  • @Pan_Z
    @Pan_Z Год назад +8

    Hope the people of the future will look back, and be absolutely amazed how much talent & creativity went into creating shitposts.

  • @duncansalyer2999
    @duncansalyer2999 3 года назад +40

    all jokes aside, this is genuinely a bop

  • @ghosthuntermike2592
    @ghosthuntermike2592 5 лет назад +165

    A good song to listen to before i go to sleep.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @ghosthuntermike2592
      @ghosthuntermike2592 5 лет назад +4

      @Skylander Boy What do you mean? Oh, the significance of my comment was that this video was uploaded at 11 P.M yesterday where I am, so my joke was that I'll watch this, then go to bed.

    • @thelonewolfproductionz1592
      @thelonewolfproductionz1592 5 лет назад +2

      AGREED

    • @therealone3536
      @therealone3536 4 года назад

      Ghost Hunter Mike I can relate it’s 1:00am right now and I just watched this

  • @SlashArbiter
    @SlashArbiter 5 лет назад +236

    Worth the wait. So worth the wait. So worth so worth so worth the wait. You sure had what it takes and found a way to win the race.

    • @hudde814
      @hudde814 5 лет назад +10

      Worth the wait. So worth the wait. So worth so worth so worth the wait. You sure had what it takes and found a way to make us happy.

  • @Forefrozenfrog
    @Forefrozenfrog 11 месяцев назад +5

    i STILL love this song

  • @__FloweRy_
    @__FloweRy_ 7 месяцев назад +4

    Omg this is like internet classic YTP MV's. I remember listening to "tomorrow I'll" and other robotnik jams more then 10-ish years ago. This put a smile on my face. Thank you!

  • @FirstLast-mn4re
    @FirstLast-mn4re 5 лет назад +131

    This is actually the best ytpmv I've ever seen. Like instead of just imitating a song it creates its own song. Which I think is crazy impressive. Its quite rare to see such innovations, especially in an art form that is largely dying under the current youtube climate.

  • @DrakeNightwing
    @DrakeNightwing 5 лет назад +370

    Okay, I loved this from the first time I heard this, but after coming from the video on how you even make these YTPMVs in the first place just makes me appreciate this all over again.
    It's sad I only have but one thumbs up to give this video. You absolutely rock with these, you mad genius.

    • @Reapehify
      @Reapehify 5 лет назад +14

      Dude, seconded. As soonas I saw the opening was literally one sound mixed into a dozen I had my jaw dropped. This is so well done considering not only the sampling but the sequencing of coherent lyrics which require an intimate enough knowledge to find the spliced soundbites. Two thumbs up!

    • @CassioFranco0211
      @CassioFranco0211 3 года назад

      @@Reapehify Underrated

    • @CassioFranco0211
      @CassioFranco0211 3 года назад

      ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v

  • @Ry-dy8xr
    @Ry-dy8xr 3 года назад +16

    @iteachvader Man, if only you knew how many times this song has got my 9 month old son to stop crying....it's instant! My wife and I are in your debt!!!!

    • @iteachvader
      @iteachvader  3 года назад +8

      Glad to be of help!

    • @CassioFranco0211
      @CassioFranco0211 3 года назад +3

      You just found a way to make your son *happy*.I don't care *what it takes*,you have to *give yourself a PRRRomotion!!*

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal 3 года назад +12

    1:33 When ITeachVader makes a video
    “The fun is just starting!”

  • @LilacInTheFog
    @LilacInTheFog 5 лет назад +602

    WELP. TIME TO WRITE LYRICS
    AND BEFORE ANYONE REES AT ME THIS IS 22.59 ON 25/2/19
    [Robotnik]
    That does it!
    I never should have raced you!
    You made me lose!
    I'm never gonna slow that hedgehog down enough to catch him!
    Scratch! Grounder!
    I need you two to help me out!
    If you bring me victory,
    I'll shine your treads!
    [Scrounder]
    ...How?
    [Robotnik]
    Just win the race!
    Just win the race!
    Just win- just win- Just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes, just find a way to win the race!
    Win the race!
    Just win the race!
    Just win- just win- Just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes, just find a way to make me happy!
    [Tails]
    That dirty rat!
    He's cheating, look!
    I never have time for the fun stuff!
    [Robotnik]
    That's not a problem;
    I've only just begun to cheat;
    I'm certain I'll do some more!~
    [Scratch]
    You're gonna make us faster?
    [Robotnik]
    Of course, you idiot!
    Get out, and
    Win the race!
    Just win the race!
    Just win- just win- Just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes, just find a way to win the race!
    Win the race!
    Just win the race!
    Just win- just win- Just win the race!
    I don't care what it takes, just find a way to make me proud!
    I guess that's the price I have to pay for catching the hedgehog!
    I'll have to give myself a promotion!
    ...Tomorrow.
    The fun is just starting!
    I spent a billion Mobiums!
    Throw the race!
    Or Tails is doomed!
    [Sonic]
    There's not much choice.
    [Robotnik]
    I've finally done it!
    [Sonic]
    You win Robotnik!
    [Robotnik]
    Yes, I did win, didn't I?
    I've finally done it!
    [Sonic]
    You win Robotnik!
    [Robotnik]
    Nice try, hedgehog!
    Finally, everyone will know it:
    I'm the boss and you know it, right?!
    Oh, yes I am, and now I'm ready to conquer every inch of Mobius.
    Finally, everyone will see it:
    I'm the best and you know it, right?!
    Oh, yes I am, and now I'm ready to conquer the Universe!
    I win the race!
    I win the race!
    I win- I win- I win the race!
    I don't care what I did;
    I won the race, and know I'm happy!
    Win the race!
    I win the race!
    I win- I win- I win the race!
    I don't care what I did;
    I won the race, and know I'm done.
    I guess that's the price I have to pay for catching the hedgehog.
    I'll have to give myself a promotion...today!
    The fun is now over,
    And I spent all my money!
    I won the race!
    Tails is yours!
    I made it!
    I win the race!
    I win the race!
    I win- I win- I win the race!
    I don't care what I did;
    I won the race, and know I'm happy!
    Win the race!
    I win the race!
    I win- I win- I win the race!
    I don't care what I did;
    I won the race, and know I'm done!
    pin me daddy I will sell u x-wing

  • @dreziv
    @dreziv 4 года назад +95

    I love that the story this tells is like, almost entirely something right out of the cartoon itself. I could see all of this happening!

  • @lobster6736
    @lobster6736 Год назад +19

    When the fiend finds a folio

    • @nerotheone1234
      @nerotheone1234 Год назад

      Found someone

    • @maush.
      @maush. Год назад +1

      I found a ff fan

    • @DiagonalTanooki
      @DiagonalTanooki Год назад

      i don't get it

    • @nerotheone1234
      @nerotheone1234 Год назад +1

      @@DiagonalTanooki there's a very famous The Binding Of Isaac Repentance fangame called Fiend Folio and this video appears as an easter egg

  • @zedc6072
    @zedc6072 18 дней назад +5

    been bumping this since Ring Racers came out

  • @hootson5239
    @hootson5239 4 года назад +190

    Me at 3am: Gosh it's late and I need to get some sleep.
    My brain at 6am: WIN THE RACE, JUST WIN THE RACE! JUST WIN JUST WIN JUST WIN THE RACE!

    • @fellow_1955
      @fellow_1955 3 года назад

      Thats how a teenage brain works? Right

    • @sr.r6574
      @sr.r6574 3 года назад +1

      @@fellow_1955 no dude, that is how everybody's brain works when we need sleep

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit Месяц назад

      ​@@fellow_1955"teenage"... meanwhile me at almost 30 learning out of bounds clips and speedrunning techs in Legend of Zelda at 3 am

  • @RemLasher77
    @RemLasher77 5 лет назад +63

    This song was featured at TRG Colosseum tonight(5/3/2019), iteachvader.

  • @thewinterprince1731
    @thewinterprince1731 Год назад +11

    The best part of this is that it's totally Genesis-style music with lyrics.

  • @Potatoboii2
    @Potatoboii2 7 месяцев назад +7

    AAAAA I SAW THE "4 YEARS AGO" AND THOUGHT "oh wow this is from like 2015" WTF WHEN THE HELL DID 4 PASS?????

    • @TheitTheit-pf4sm
      @TheitTheit-pf4sm 4 месяца назад +1

      When this video came out 2015 was 4 years ago

  • @IIIIIVEERATIIIII
    @IIIIIVEERATIIIII 5 лет назад +106

    This incarnation of Robotnik will never return, but he is kept alive by things like this, so I appreciate your videos even besides how good they are anyway.

  • @reidwebb4621
    @reidwebb4621 5 лет назад +104

    The poor fool spent all his money just so he could win a race.

    • @JennBitAlt
      @JennBitAlt 4 года назад +19

      He also held his son hostage but that's less important

    • @oron61
      @oron61 3 года назад +9

      At least he's happy now.

  • @JetSetDman
    @JetSetDman 2 месяца назад +4

    honestly as skeevy as it is that he cheated, you gotta respect the man for sticking to his word and giving tails back once he won the race

  • @LORDBOB4EVER
    @LORDBOB4EVER 3 года назад +121

    Is it bad that I listen to this while playing mario kart

  • @Skullgrin.
    @Skullgrin. 5 лет назад +177

    Iteachvader won the race.

  • @Fargusno7930
    @Fargusno7930 5 лет назад +63

    Leaked Dr. Eggman theme in Sonic Team Racing

  • @eins2001
    @eins2001 3 года назад +13

    Man, I bet Long John has this on his on-repeat playlist up in heaven and dances to it.

  • @togeluga_the_cat
    @togeluga_the_cat 4 года назад +33

    Imagine ur playing mario kart and one of your homies start playing this
    Because that happened to me

  • @moonsie5547
    @moonsie5547 4 года назад +46

    This is like one of those early 2000's show advertisements, It would fit if it ended with "Catch the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog at 9AM Central 10AM Eastern, only on USA Network!"

    • @theskyrax670
      @theskyrax670 2 года назад

      This reminds me of the old Cartoon Network Groovies from the mid 90s-early 2000s

  • @bossrosslp
    @bossrosslp 5 лет назад +71

    Did we literally just get two YTMV's from Vader in one day? Even if one's a reupload I don't know about, this is a pretty nice reality.
    We'll have to give Vader a promotion.

  • @Ua_Conchubair
    @Ua_Conchubair 10 месяцев назад +3

    That part where he said i'm the boss and you know it was so smooth

  • @jadenbuck7108
    @jadenbuck7108 2 года назад +5

    Sam Procrastinates played this in his recent stream, and now I can't get it out of my head.

  • @snarkyginger1158
    @snarkyginger1158 5 лет назад +301

    Petition to get Jim Carry to sing this as Robotnik?

  • @ptrgiese
    @ptrgiese 5 лет назад +56

    Another ITeachVader classic, the great Sentence-Mixing Jedi strikes again!
    Amazing!

  • @Brighticus
    @Brighticus 2 года назад +16

    I played this song one time when I was playing something just to spice a few things up. Liked it, put it on loop. And then I all of a sudden started listening to this song almost every single day now. This song is so good to the point where it feels like a tradition to listen to this song once a day.

  • @g00dy_2sh0es
    @g00dy_2sh0es 8 месяцев назад +3

    man...these songs have been my hyperfixation im so happy they exist

  • @BATCHARRO
    @BATCHARRO 4 года назад +61

    2:21 When you kept abusing save states all the way to the end.

    • @yhenestik
      @yhenestik 4 года назад +8

      My sonic 1 playthrough in a nutshell.

    • @CeHee123
      @CeHee123 4 года назад +11

      I'm so guilty of this it isn't even funny.

    • @cradiculous
      @cradiculous 3 года назад +8

      0:59 Seems about right for that

    • @dabluepittoo-aqua4213
      @dabluepittoo-aqua4213 4 месяца назад +1

      "I don't care what I did, I won the game and now I'm happy"

  • @Solmangrundy
    @Solmangrundy 4 года назад +24

    "Finally every one will know it.
    I'm the boss and you know it."
    Best line in the whole song.

  • @oddlycaspar
    @oddlycaspar 3 месяца назад +1

    This is literally the best and catchiest thing I've managed to stumble upon

  • @Lantron2009
    @Lantron2009 6 месяцев назад +2

    This is unironically one of the biggest bangers of the 2010s

  • @quinshorethebuttwizardtrue1843
    @quinshorethebuttwizardtrue1843 5 лет назад +43

    He won the race.
    _But at what cost...?_

  • @peachdoesart7175
    @peachdoesart7175 4 года назад +273

    This sounds like something from phineas and ferb

    • @Windows-hw3gs
      @Windows-hw3gs 4 года назад +24

      @raffle baffle yes, yes we are.

    • @hyperpowerfulform5132
      @hyperpowerfulform5132 4 года назад +23

      "CURSE YOU SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!"

    • @Windows-hw3gs
      @Windows-hw3gs 4 года назад +12

      @@hyperpowerfulform5132 oh, there you are, sonic.

    • @FixTheWi-Fi
      @FixTheWi-Fi 3 года назад +25

      "Ah, Perry The Platypus, snooping as usual I see."

    • @masterofpasta95
      @masterofpasta95 3 года назад +10

      I mean Robotnik in this show is basically an actually sinister version of Doofenshmirtz

  • @FlashOfAsh
    @FlashOfAsh 8 месяцев назад +4

    he won the race

  • @envycollar
    @envycollar Год назад +6

    this song is fiendishly good!