Omfg, my dad has a friend called Gazza but I didn't know his real name. So I asked him what his real name was and he said Gary. I ended up laughing my ass off 😂😂😂
What I don’t understand is that these guys don’t understand how bad Kiwis actually are bad at cricket and none of my New Zealand friends actually care about it.
Do you think my uni would grant me a major in “professional distinguisher of New Zealand and Australia” because I feel like I’m a professional at this point
We don’t count we say “rough enough” and “she’ll be right” An an Aussie accent is a mutual accent between Americans and British, to prove this, we can do nearly any accent and sound remarkably like what we’re aiming for
@@elijahmikaelson8889 no I'm not, haha, my grandparents are from South India but I live in NZ, so I consider it my home. My mum is Chinese as well, so my middle name is Ann. I also don't appreciate the assumptions made plainly from my name. I'm fourteen. I think I know my heritage quite well.
2:20 the best bit is those spiders are Grey House Spiders, here in NZ they are everywhere, I handle them and have been bitten many times, it does not hurt much at all..
I was very lucky to actually try Pineapple Lumps in Texas, thanks to a college teacher's husband who was friends with a New Zealander. ...I wish for more.
shadow _sprite that's so funny that we just think the other side says it haha. Seriosuly, I was so surprised that you guys thought we (aussies) pronounced it that way. I brought it up with my family and everything haha.
Just as funny and well done as part one.👍👍 I got more fun and laughs from these two videos, than I ever get from American "TV comedy series", (yep.. I'm a Yank😁). Next up America and New Zealand, please. ASAP😉
Surprised you didn't give an example of fish and chips vs. fush un chips. I do like how people from both countries can generally take a joke at our own expense. We visited Queenstown a few years and when the kiwi operating the cable cars realised we were from Australia he was quick to joke "how can you tell someone is from Australia? You can still see the red ring on the ankle from dragging the ball and chain". He seemed to take my response well "better than the ring of mutton on the dick of a kiwi" :)
They are not *cable cars* its a gondola....im from queenstown its called the SKYLINE GONDOLA. And that joke is only funny to the bloody bogans that like to laugh at people and tell them to *shag a sheep*. But to be fair...there are far better jokes about both countries, I mean honestly who says that? There are many better stereotypes to laugh about that are both clean and not as harsh or mean as either of those.
@@maggiecorbett9342 It's called that because of an old NY newspaper that sponsored the series way back at the beginning of the 20th century called the NY World. (which is not to say the US sports leagues are above doing that, they totally aren't).
Damnn man. Your awkward pauses are really to the point. You're hilarious 😂😂
You know for sure you're Australian when your first reaction to "16 deadly spider bites" was "huh, that's not that many" 🤣🤣
As an Aussie, I approve 👍👍 This video was hilarious 😂😂
I give it the kiwi approval 😂
(the enemy is among us)
Love ya Aussie from New Zealand 🇳🇿🤝🇦🇺❤️
As a kiwi, me too
@@TheLegoKiwi 🇳🇿🤝🇳🇿 love nz from nz
Omfg, my dad has a friend called Gazza but I didn't know his real name. So I asked him what his real name was and he said Gary. I ended up laughing my ass off 😂😂😂
"We just call them.... Bro"
😂😂
"Here in New Zealand we have sheep
Alot of Sheep"
And eat em' xdddd
fluffy sheep ~~ i have never seen one before
Baaa🐑
Sheep are amazing animals. I can't even live without them.
Singing Girl more sheep then people in nz
As an aussie myself, I can confirm that is 100% true 😂 (btw people stop hating, it’s just a joke, chill)
I'm an Aussie and most of that was wrong. I'm not hating it's just true. he should get an Aussie friend then he'll know the difference. :)
I'm Aussie to
I'm an Australian and we say "six" not "sex".
@@louis-rb6lp you're
@Iron Bear and you should calm the hell down
Zinc .... Because even sunlight in Australia brings death.
SIIIOXIDE thank you i couldnt remember the name of it
Australia: *DEATH*
New Zealand: ye we cool we have goat clouds
I'm just an entertained Asian here from Philippines. 😂
And a little confused.
Philipines...you could make a million videos about...Pillipines...
Watch his video about kiwi slang
New Zealander's say s**, Aussie's say six
@LucaNah right way round
@Luca f*ck you trolled ne with your pfp
😂😂😂
Australian RUclipsr:
Joseph = jazza
😂😂😂
Are you talking abt Draw with Jazza? Cause if you are then his name's Jossiah not Joseph
Also
Brodie = Bazza
his name is jossiah
lannan =lazza
my mum teases me about my RUclips name Kazzaaaaaa
Waiting for differences between USA and NZ :)
+
UK and NZ please
This!
Not much to talk about there.
/s
Michał Kisielewski Why?
I'm an Aussie and use 'Yeah nah' on an almost daily basis but in a different context "do you want to come?" "Yeah... nah"
I was thinking this would be way less confusing at the end of a question.
That's the same context
does it also mean "you know" ?
Joshua Zeregaber Nah it doesn't
But what about the allusice "nah... yeah"
underarm bowling .... you had to go there DAMN
Too soon...
+Anthony Shin wat u mean they do
Lachun_ lol how's that 2915 World Cup final going flog😂
What I don’t understand is that these guys don’t understand how bad Kiwis actually are bad at cricket and none of my New Zealand friends actually care about it.
Queen LOLz Must be a disgrace back home when get beaten.Least we don't go so low and continously cheat to try and win.hahaha
Who else is a Kiwi watching this because you're bored/want to watch something about Aotearoa?
Do you listen to Stan Walker,Lorde and Maisey Rika?
Yeah sometimes
yes where do you live in nz
i live in invercargill
Yes...
Yeah
My mum is friends with maisey and my dads bsf is tans cousin
As an Australian I approve this video, this just made my day (and part 1)
How people get New Zealand and Australia mixed up is beyond me!! It's like comparing Greenland to Iceland or Irish to Scottish... 🐏🐏🐏 🐨🐨🐨
Or the U.S. to Canada!
lol "Greenland to Iceland or Irish to Scottish". Are you sure you know what *you're* talking about?
Alysha Ashly Or Puerto Rico to Cuba and China to Japan
Big difference for Iceland and Greenland. I've never seen anyone compare them.
I mean Ireland and Scotland are closely related and so are AUS and NZ. If you're not from that neck of the woods it's understandable I think.
Do you think my uni would grant me a major in “professional distinguisher of New Zealand and Australia” because I feel like I’m a professional at this point
I laughed so hard because I was born in Australia but my best friend is from New Zealand and this describes the differences between us perfectly
The sunblock part reminded me of everytime I saw the Australian cricket players
I’m Australian and I have never EVER heard anyone say strewth.
Except How Ridiculous!
fair point.
I know, absolutely nobody here says strewth. The only time I’ve ever heard it was when I was watching Steve Irwin.
same.
According to neighbours strewth is the most common word in Australia
"We just call them... 'bro'."🤣
And, by all means, do an "Australia🇦🇺/US🇺🇸" video!
BuddyL yeah... But he's a Kiwi so why would he?
Cyberman Bill because Australia is better
Because Australia is the US's brother from another mother.
BuddyL he compares thing to New Zealand though and New Zealand isn’t in that video
Know One I know calls people bro (Australia)
Love it. Best non-Aussie on RUclips!
what!
Normally over here in New Zealand we say "aye" after our sentences.
so tru
Min Min Skye
TRUE!!!
NZ ARMY?
Like the Canadians...
Unluckyomen13 yes!!! Army is everywhere.
Min Min Skye aye
Lost it when he said that we say 'sex'. Love it, great vid 👍
And then he literally said "New Zealanders say SEX not six." 😂🤔
Australian sentence: "yeah nah it's Pretty hot aye"
Yeah nah yeah yeah nah.
we say "but" like in only some of the time. we usually end sentences with "ayyy"
AJ ThePineapple I say but a lot when finishing sentences... is the Stereotype real???? Or am I just stupid 😂
AJ ThePineapple So true aye
Or it’s that’s so true bro!
ahahah ikr
Hay*
Love it! Careful, we'll steal How to Dad as ours soon!
Lmao sheep everywhere
yeah, na.
actually not true. COWS everywhere.
Clever girl...
at least i dont live in a con try that mostly desert
@@HowtoDad 😂😂😂 u r very funny.
0:47 Turns out he's actually American. "Zee" xD
678_hero New Zealanders do say Zee usually
Nah zed bro
Most of us say Zee. At least in Auckland/Wellington
Most people I know say Zee
From my experience NZers say zee or zed depending on the sentence itself
We don’t count we say “rough enough” and “she’ll be right”
An an Aussie accent is a mutual accent between Americans and British, to prove this, we can do nearly any accent and sound remarkably like what we’re aiming for
I am Australian and just came back from visiting my family in new Zealand and I'm not gonna lie, your meat pies are the best.bro.
This guy needs to be the official ambassador for NZ
Bloody Hell Mate, That Was A Bonza Video
But Crikey Mate That’s Bloody Zinc On Gazzas Nose!
TheEmeraldChest 😂👍
G’day to you too.
True blue mate
TheEmeraldChest beautiful just beautiful👏😏
TheEmeraldChest what the heck is that 😂😂😂 I only understand half of it lmao. #nzfam
Bruh, Australia literally steals everything from us 😂
Like what need some examples.
Your name is Anjali Mahesh??🤦🏻♂️...You are from South India...
@@elijahmikaelson8889 no I'm not, haha, my grandparents are from South India but I live in NZ, so I consider it my home. My mum is Chinese as well, so my middle name is Ann. I also don't appreciate the assumptions made plainly from my name. I'm fourteen. I think I know my heritage quite well.
@Molly Pattison um, sure
@@anjalimahesh9363 same.
Yeah In Sri lanka 🇱🇰 SANGA means a famous cricketer a Legend not a Sandwich 😂
it's called zinc
^ read, and research ya fuckwit
@@oopstwenty5171 we literally have our brand of sunscreen kinda called zinc not the vitamin or whatever
3:45 the accent came outta nowhere
You also don't share Taika Waititi with Australia
We would NEVER!
they can have him ovER OUR COLD DEAD BODY *FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA HE'S OURS YOU PAVLOVA STEALING FUCKS!*
You are sooooooo relatable. We Aussies have a very similar sense of humour. You're as funny as!!!!!!
Hahahah. You're actually hilarious in your awkward ways. Thanks for the laugh, bro! ♡
Re the six thing, Australians have exactly the same joke about Kiwis
A “sanga” is a sausage sandwich 😂
lmao this guy really is an idiot
That would be a snag sanga. Obviously you’ve never had a cheese and vegimite sanga.
''a sanga'' is a sausage on bread and a sandwich is a sandwich
MOLLY GOETZ nah mate. Snag is the terminology
Madi22 A sanga is any sandwich
Curious, the kiwi stopped counting before reaching tiienn
Hann Film touché 😂
😂😂😂 from an Aussie🇦🇺 to my kiwi friends .❤ i love you sux times more than you’ll ever know .keep ‘em coming mate.
I really enjoy this man he is so clever and funny i hope we see more of him wonderful
2:56 Im Aussie and I still wonder why people do that
Suddzy Animates naw fucc that I’m New Zealand
perlls what
I’ve never heard anyone say that before
Those dislikes are from angry emus
Edit: and killer magpies
That almost laugh at 4:10 is so perfectly timed 😂
2:20 the best bit is those spiders are Grey House Spiders, here in NZ they are everywhere, I handle them and have been bitten many times, it does not hurt much at all..
I love your videos and New Zealand!! ❤ Wish I could go back with my whole family!
Looking forward to watch the difference between UK &NZ
Jacky Zhu that would be good! Because we are very influenced by the UK whereas I find Aussie very influenced by the USA.
And here in New Zealand we have sheep
A lot of sheep
Too much sheep!!!!
Yea sheep is one of our icons in Nz
I am Chilean but I have lived in both New Zealand and Australia and this was so funny hahahaha
ur vids entertain and comfort me at the same time i love them 😔
Love it. Also love the rebuttal by Issac Butterfield. You guys are awesome.
I'm from Australia but my dad is kiwi and I personally agree that your pies are way better than ours 😂
The way he pronounced Australia had me ded
“We’d just call them bro” 😂😂
As an Aussie, this video made me laugh hard. But I have never heard of a "sanga" (haha made me laugh even harder). Good job!
As an Aussie, I love these videos XD
Hey AFL IS AMAZING
The end of the video is just majestic! I'm from italy but I also love to sing lord of the rings over evey song
The unimaginable salt that came out of your mouth when you said the classic underarm was illegal was though the roof
I hooted at this. This guy is funny without even trying.
From Ohio in the USA , I love this guy haha
I was very lucky to actually try Pineapple Lumps in Texas, thanks to a college teacher's husband who was friends with a New Zealander.
...I wish for more.
U poor poor boi
They sound tasty! I want to try them.
@@aimeem They really are! And I'm not even that big a fan of pineapple...
To be honest, six sounds more like 'sex' in a kiwi accent than it does an Aussie accent
RysterialProductions Lets agree to disagree.
no it fucking doesn't
ikr
Six sounds more like seeks in Australia.
He sounded funny when he pointed it out tho
Just saying, us Aussies think you guys are the ones that say 'sex', we say six
When I lived in melbourne I remember lots of kids saying feesh and seex as in fish and six.
My Canadian teacher also noticed it a lot
WE DONT
SO TRUE
So true, you kiwis say sex
exactly
Haha your counting at the end,u enjoyed it alot🤣
He started the Aussie stole from us argument, and I love it
This Kiwi guy is a deadset GALLAAAAAAAAAAHH!! But funny as LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BLOODY STRAYA MATE!! 🇦🇺😉👍❤❤
Whoa as an Australian, ya'll fools pronouce 6 like sex.
StingPenguin
Kiwis pronounce 6 as sux.
Hahaha thank you! I just said to my partner "Wait, they think WE say six like sex?! THEY do!" 😂
I havent heard anyone from nz say six like sex only aussies lol im from nz and neither do i
shadow _sprite that's so funny that we just think the other side says it haha. Seriosuly, I was so surprised that you guys thought we (aussies) pronounced it that way. I brought it up with my family and everything haha.
Sarah Els i think like some kiwis say six like sex and some aussies coz the majority of my friends say it normally haha yea its pretty weird
I may have just ordered pineapple lumps from Amazon yeah na 😂
Audra H they are awesome!! 👍😁
They aren’t even that good 😂
Rhyc bubbles what!?! That’s sacrilege! They are divine 😂😂
kiwigirljacks I’m sorry but I don’t think they are as ‘divine’ as people say 😂
Rhyc bubbles aw bro.. that’s just sad lol 😝
Just as funny and well done as part one.👍👍 I got more fun and laughs from these two videos, than I ever get from American "TV comedy series", (yep.. I'm a Yank😁). Next up America and New Zealand, please. ASAP😉
Hi. Love the vid. Love all your vids. You are cute and your little ones are just gorgeous. Thanks for your vids. Love the laughs they give me. 😊💕
Bro.... 😂😂
Almost everything you said NZ-ers do, so do Australians.. Yeah nah but
Pineapple Lumps look good, might have to find me some.
put them in the freezer first!
And you’ll have to be quick about it cos the one factory making pineapple lumps is gonna bloody close down 😭😓
No shit really....damn! edit: Pineapple Lumps will still be made in Australia, and will be imported to New Zealand.... phew!
kiwicant omg thank you you beautiful soul you’ve made my night with the awesome news haha
Cool!
1:17
Whenever someone says strewth all I think about is the honey badger saying “*HOLY STREWTH*”
Great Videos Bro 👊
Counting up to SIX in an Aussie accent was my banter back in the day 😂😂#memories #schooldays #nzfoalyfe 😂🤙🏽
for us it was the other way around. We had a class mate from new zealand and everyone would always make him count out loud.
I always thought six in the newzealand accent was sex not the other way around.
well i guess the way that New Zealanders say sex is the way that we say six and vice versa.
Yeah true.
What about deck though? Surely they don't think we pronounce it as dick as well
I honestly couldn't tell ya. That's for a kiwi to answer. but side note, have you seen that ad?
This actually funny because I'm Aussie 😂😂
Noyer Bobley maaaaaaaate same
i fucking hate sterotypes mate so i bloody hate this video. He is a bloody wanker
Noyer Bobley I like how this is the only Aussie comment that isn't salty like all these other "Aussie's"
I'm Australian, I have never heard anyone say strewth and we don't call sandwich's Sanga
Are you serious? Most people say sanga
are u shore ur an aussie
@@pepsimax987 Yes, I am sure. In the state I live in, no one says that.
@@mkki3424 jeez u replyed quick
Yes I’m Australian and I have never heard any body call a sandwich a sanga
Great videos mate!
I’d love to see one with the differences between Brazil and New Zealand
Surprised you didn't give an example of fish and chips vs. fush un chips. I do like how people from both countries can generally take a joke at our own expense. We visited Queenstown a few years and when the kiwi operating the cable cars realised we were from Australia he was quick to joke "how can you tell someone is from Australia? You can still see the red ring on the ankle from dragging the ball and chain". He seemed to take my response well "better than the ring of mutton on the dick of a kiwi" :)
They are not *cable cars* its a gondola....im from queenstown its called the SKYLINE GONDOLA. And that joke is only funny to the bloody bogans that like to laugh at people and tell them to *shag a sheep*. But to be fair...there are far better jokes about both countries, I mean honestly who says that? There are many better stereotypes to laugh about that are both clean and not as harsh or mean as either of those.
Alice, as a fellow NZer..... go get a sense of humour.
You can only make those jokes with your good mates :) No one else gets it.
As usual.. a lot of people in the comments don’t understand satire on stereotypes 😂😂
Hey! The “world series” also is includes Canada. In theory. I mean Toronto won in the 90s IT COULD HAPPEN AGAIN
karynr
But it doesn't include Japan, which is a bigger baseball nation than Canada.
OriginalPiMan I didn’t say it did hahaha all I meant was Canada is not America
right yea because canada and america counts as the "world"
@@maggiecorbett9342 It's called that because of an old NY newspaper that sponsored the series way back at the beginning of the 20th century called the NY World. (which is not to say the US sports leagues are above doing that, they totally aren't).
I’m falling for New Zealand. Can’t wait to visit there.
Ven aqui pronto, por favor !
Yes! I was looking for this one
2:40 That is clearly zinc. Zinc is not supposed to be rubbed in...
Hi so does this mean you're called Dadza in OZ?
Nicole j nah it’d be Dazza
You gotta drop all of the letters until you hit a vowel.
No its just like a nickname sorta thing
dampfoxes that’s Darren
Yeah but mate Kiwis pronounce maths as meths.
I bloody love maths. Are you trying to say I'm boring? Well, are you? You flaming galah!
Sage Films i dont
How to DAD don't do drugs do math, it'll f*ck you up twice as much amirite haha
Sage Films No we don't! !!!!!
Last time I checked we didn't but I might start that trend over here
Top marks, this is ridiculously funny
Fun Fact. The baseball World series is called that because it was originally sponsored by a newspaper called The World.
Bro this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😁😁 they say SEX and we just call them Bro 😂😂👍👍👍
Chuck us a chicken and avo sang a mutt
Lol
No one says strewth we say crickey
We also say bugger.
I BURST OUT OF LAUGHTER IN THE FIRST SECONDS OF THE VIDEO.
2:02 That was a proper burn!!!!? lol🤣🤣🤣