The StarCraft Cheese Hour #33 - FLORENCIO THE SEWER MERMAID
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- Опубликовано: 23 янв 2020
- Florencio, Starcraft's resident sewer mermaid is back at it,inspired by the timeless bottom feeding icon, Old Greg! Dank cheeses & no gg's all day😅
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Florencio likes to play with his food, and yet we like to watch him playing with his food... Who is the sickco here? 🤣🤣🤣
We're dirty enablers is what we are.
@Obi-Wan Kenobi *happy Corona virus noises*
Legends told that an unidentified creature lurks in the sewer, smelling like cheese. The local call it's "Old Greg" and tell stories of how it drag Bronze players to the sewers never to be seen again.
except theres are diamond and masters players.
That Game 1 sickened me. To think that Florencio, a paragon of Golden Armada ideals, would actually stoop to using Warpgate technology?
Disgraceful. If it wasn't for his constant victories in the name of the Golden Armada, this would be an insult punishable by death.
As it is, I, Adjudicator NTF, must nonetheless praise this disgusting creature for his masterful, tactical plays. Losing the early game so that he can lull the enemy into a position of overconfidence before striking them down with furious anger- simply beautiful.
Be like Florencio, my fellow Daelaam, but beware using your gas on anything other than Stargate units. For I am always watching.
Are oracle really part of the golden armada tho?
@@Arlano76 We at the Golden Armada are currently in a long-term, no take-backsies agreement with the Nerazim for their ships, Void Rays and Oracles alike. So yes, as long as we don't return them, they are a part of our glorious Armada.
@@ninethousandfaces2070 What about observers?
Arlano Observers are surveying units, they aren’t suppose to be part of the fleet, they’re just there, spread out across the worlds, keeping check on any suspicious activity worth noting.
Nine Thousand Faces, warp gate is Florencio approved for warping in high Templars in behind your base, so no one can see them. Warp really shouldn’t even be available until you get a temp archive.
"OH NO THE PROBE"
**WE'VE GOT A TOP THREE SITUATION**
"NO NOT THAT"
2 immortal
1 stalker
And 8 minutes of.anger
I see why it was avengers build, a seemingly random assortment of units pulling off heroic feats combined.
In other news, Winter’s assistant Jimmy was reportedly brought to the Starcraft County Jail under charges of not BUILDING THE SECOND PYLON.
Don’t be like Jimmy. Don’t flub up Winter’s scenes. Don’t force Windows 10 updates. Actually BUILD THAT SECOND PYLON - and not on the fifth minute, you Greek weapon material.
There's an iron league?
A cheese hour involving the Sewer Mermaid himself? Now that’s delicious
Flo wins so many games by just frustrating his opponent haha
Is that really winning? It's like saying...Florencio is so good at fighting that he wins by sucker punching his opponent every fight.
FUCK FLOR3NCIO. FUCK HAS! FUCK HUK!
"The Baffler" sounds like a super weak Batman villain.
"Batman. My greatest nemesis. Listen here caped crusader, this statement is false!"
*gets beaten to a pulp*
The "Great Value" version of The Riddler
True - Florencio is not a mere human - He is a God playing StarCraft II with his creations... and having fun in the process...
Even Blizzard staff learn something new when they watch Florencio
u got a story to tell?
To be fair, current blizzard staff are unpaid interns and troglodytes.
@@TheGuruStud unpaid troglodytes
Blizzard staff know nothing about competitive SC compared to even your average master leaguer.
If you want someone to feel true dispair you must first give him some hope.
Then you take it away.
Yup, that pretty much sums up Florencio's SC2 philosophy.
i think his goal was forcing the opponent to submit via mental domination, he could of physically made him submit at any moment he wanted
When you ladder up you might face the player a few times in one night. When you beat a player mentally then you broke his hopes to win any future games and will be easily tilted the more you remind him of the first game.
@@Florenciosc2 my man
the scroll bar at the bottom of his amazon prime commercial. I almost died. LOL!
This is literally the best StarCraft I have seen in a long time. Mermaid was sent to save us. He was sent to teach us how to have fun again
I hear of.these dts having blink
Never.tried
So I get blink researching at my twilight
Get dts
Blink finishes
Obs in place
Run my dts there
Try to blink in
No blink
Oh it is a different blink
Lol
Lol
What we can learn from Florencio is that not allways the better player wins. Rather the one who makes the moves and is less hesitant can take the win. A man with a plan he is.
Sewer Wisdom ...
great, hilarious commentary as always. I don't play anymore but you make watching games really fun!
Florencio could be on WCS if he made upgrades.
xD 32:40 with the music change and the Overlord never finding love.
He dealt with that guy the way he dealt with Curly Jefferson.
This is truly art in its most purest form! You either love it or hate it. Theres no middle ground here.
Start of the second match florenico built his depot late and he missed the ramp xD
51:13 Winter: "No more probe-lems for MAX!"
A warm round of applause for guys who gged while loosing after a cheddar into monterey jack build.
Do ya love me? Could ya learn to love me?
you must love me EXACTLY as I love you.
*Wild drums playing*
Florencio breaking zerg spirit.
Amazing casting
The crawl under your break segment was so good.
I dont even really play this game but I know Florencio
I am simple man, I see Florencio, I click like.
I didn't know you can steal a techlab. Today I learned.
Those love games get me everytime
Lmao.
"We'll find out in 3, 2, what??"
TBH that build was pretty beautiful. The units complemented one another well; The cyclones prevented any retaliation against the barracks or the liberator, the barracks allowed the tanks to rekt everything from a safe distance, and the marine was there too
@@galactica58 No doubt the build was beautiful. But i was pointing more on the commentary where Winter made it sound like he was ready to expect anything from Florencio, but was still surprisingly confused.
Florencios deeds make me feel weak at the knees, he's the final musketeer.
Sweet crimping kangaroos Batman, there are actually people out there who know of the Boosh? And apparently a lot of us like Florencio / Winter too...? The title alone made my day but I honestly can't (proxy) recall a time I ever disliked a Florencio replay either.
Winter: Jimmy has learned...
Me: IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!
Never fails to be creative and entertaining. Bravo Florencio. Thanks for the assist Winter.
❄️😈❄️
Florencio is a nice inspiration to us all
I wonder if we should call it a murder of Oracles, just like a murder of crows... sounds right?
Feel the Flo.
You should actually check out Flo's stream. Watching his stupid cheese get curbstomped 95% of the time is intensely satisfying. You'd never see a loss if you only saw the games he shares.
For what it's worth, i was there and voted for a new account name! Do i win a beer?
Florencio is my favorite SC2 Artist
16:40 not just most, all but one or two drone kills happened within that split second.
Dang do I love me some Florencio gameplay! Dude is so entertaining lol Legit be having me cheering like i'm in the game lol
Much love
I was there when oldgreg was born, and I can safely say, I'm proud of my child. :)
Not gonna lie I kinda want MAX to win that one
4 minutes and 20 seconds in, and I like the video already.
sad archons noises xD
luv it.. da knock
florencio is the little known city brethren of the merpeople….aka sewer mermaid
dirty dirty cheese
Cheese is a kind of meat. A tasty yellow beef.
Tickle monster ROFL
Loving the new sponsorship dude!!!! So proud of you! Sending Winter and Tencent love.
I'm new to Winter's channel and I have a simple question. Is that Lowko in the back?
I wanna see Has vs Florencio
Am i the only one that wants florencio to loose with his cheese? Lmao
How do i send u a replay on which way u will get it surely ? I have a kind of Bronze league Game for u in 2v2
It's possible to put a base NEXT to the pylon.
I love these.
the origin story of old gregg: ruclips.net/video/4LZo9ugJTWQ/видео.html
omg thank you for sharing that XD
Can there even be a better SC2 tag then [REPORT]TheBaffler?
YOU CAN STEAL TECH LABS?!
FFE in your very eyes everyone.Modeled by putting his pylon from those expos.
Thor's would have been to on the nose tho :3
Flo would have lost game 1 if that zerg had ignored unpowered structures and went for the remaining production.
i am at 24:56 and i am calling it, the reaper is fucking iron man
OH MY GOD WINTER I GET IT
LIBERATOR IS CAPTAIN AMERICA
SIEGE TANK IS THE HULK
REAPERS ARE IRON MAN
THE VIKING IS THOR
THE MARAUDER IS HAWKEYE
AND THE CYCLONE IS DR STRANGE
@@esarel the Marauder is War Machine! Thor was not in this episode.
FLORENCIO god dammit i thought i had 1% of your brain cells for a second
@@esarel you did well :)
"Professional Starcraft" - well, kinda true: you get paid for it.
Even if you win, you will lose your mind
So what happens if max vs mermaid?
It is everything you expected it be
Both has lost their minds
2 g's in "Old Gregg." The Mighty Boosh deserves more respect. Now I will tune in for an hour and hope that his sins are punished while listening to the melodic sounds of your voice.
Avenger build.... No Thor no widow mine 😭😭😭
I'M OLD GREGG
even on youtube i pause adblock
I think I am TheBaffler ?? DarkTemplar NA
😋👌
A thor can not be Thor because thors are The Hulk
I can't tell if this is more borrowed content from PiG or a joint celebration of cheese; a culture of cheese appreciation.
Who else likes to drink Bailey's out of an old shoe?
I saw your Downstairs Mix Up...
I have a mangina
23:45 it's obviously going to be a Medivac Thor drop, that's the most Avenger build you can make I imagine.
Oh wut, a liberator :o xD
25:45 Oooh it's gonna be like a super siege build!, a couple of tanks for superb long range anti ground defense, a liberator for harass and stuff, and a viking for anti air defense.
Damn he's creative with his builds, if pros would be coached by The Sewer Maid they'd be unstoppable!
26:50 HE'S A FUCKING GENIUS
Fucking genius.
31:50 It's a hard wall.
Dhdufu
Why oldGreg?
ruclips.net/video/4LZo9ugJTWQ/видео.html
....beautiful shit storm....
I still don't understand why blizzard allows void rays to exist the way they do. They are just much harder to counter than it is to spam them.
But voidrays are garbage units
He should have made a spire and made some corruptors. Void's are only good when they catch you off guard. Just kite them and they're not a problem
@@pdpyoshi
Voidrays rape Corrupters.
Plus damage vs Armored.
And if Zerg Spams Mutas which are decent against Voids then Protoss can easily get Phoenix.
So best Zerg can really do is get a Hydra Ball and have Vipers use ParasiticBomb and Abduct on the Voidrays.
And don't ask me to build Infestors. They are such garbage to control. I never get value out of them, leave me alone.
Things which voidrays kill:
-corruptors
-Vikings
-cruisers
-stalkers
Things which kill voidrays:
-queens
-hydras
-mutas(sometimes)
-infestors
-vipers
-marines
-thors(sometimes)
-cyclones
-widowmines
-pheonix(sometimes)
-tempest(sometimes)
-archon
-storm
Most important dont spend the entire game sitting on 30 workers
@@mattr791
ye good advice.
Tho, most ground units have a tough time against voids. They're just so maneuverable. Which is why you need Vipers no matter what.
Critical weeb achieved
Just no. Corrupters are garbage against voids no matter how many.
winter can ruin florencio games too?
This guy is like Lowko with a boring voice.
Brooo when you gonna stop taking so much Ritalin
This player are silber player,playing like a 8 year old Child, this is not a profesional game