Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 537
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- It’s a brand new episode and we’re all basking in the NRE this morning. Don’t you just love when your husband gets a new girlfriend? Tom just got back from his trip in Australia and New Zealand. He had a celebrity sighting of Hannah Gadsby (Nanette) while staying in Perth. Since he’s been home, however, he has been on Full Brown Alert.
New FedSmoker merch means new FedSmoker videos and today he is doing his civic duty and addressing the city council, will they get BR stamps? Christina saw a pair of boat shoes in the wild and she completely hated it. Josh Potter was slightly injured lately and have you seen the Aaron Hernandez documentary? Also, Tom and Christina describe what it was like to hear the news about Kobe Bryant's untimely passing. Plus, a Tony Johns update. Take your Uvers, we up outta here.
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"When you're featherin' it, brother." is probably my favorite saying ever.
Michael Inglehearn I will be getting that shirt just for ppl to ask about it so I can show them the video! 😂😂
Stuck In my head forever
Woke up thinking it today.
I'm having chest pains!
@@empathicstudio2066 he died of a heart attack.
Fed Smoker is the darkest timeline’s Top Dog.
Kate King 😂😂
My favorite part is “How did you get a job here, fuck-face?”
Kate King flashpoint Top dog
How do we know we're not the darkest timeline Abed
Heywud Jablome “Hey evil Jeff”
two and a half hours of just the mommies!! ahhhhhhhhhgettttohhhhhhhh!!!
They were feathering it today brother
vince4255 I TURNED INTO A TELESCOPE
AWWWWHHHHHGETOAAWWWAHHHHH
Fr. I hate a guest that they barely know, and it turns into wtf with tom and christine
Why can’t they do more of these? Like the old days
"Feathering it brother" is the new "Just Glassin'".
swampwitch5 nope it’s not.
I was thinking the same thing yesterday
"Just featherin' it brother, featherin' it brother, featherin' in brother..." LOL
I was JUST thinking that!!
What episode did the feather guy debut?
This solo episode of the mommies finished me off in 4 strokes.
I bet it was thick hot and white.
I bet your brother couldn't believe it
you dont need spit
ooooowwwwaaaaa get oooooooowwhhhhhhhh
@@mamabear2974 Pancake batter launcher up in these jeans!
You didn’t follow proto, buddy you’re done
Feather it brother
Huh? Dudn't that feel great???
Just let me eat ya! One time, ya gonna sleep for 3 days ma baybii
Oh shit...
Do you even know what proto is
shout out to everyone doing their thang and stuff like that
Know what I’m sayin
@@isaacmartinez7557 for realz doe
DM R keep it puuuuuuushin and stuff like that
All over the world.
oh whatuppp just out here followin’ proto
Christina talking about the acceptance of Tom never ever doing a single dish even if she cooks or ever doing laundry felt eerily similar to the girl talking about loving the fact that her husband has a new girlfriend. Lmao
Meningeezy sorta like “ he only hits me when I step out of line”...
Fed smokers out in parker, Arizona... we need a Dr. Drew interview please
L.U.157 NYC I feel like that could get legitimately dangerous. He’s following proto, buddy.
Let the man keep featherin', brother.
www.change.org/p/pete-ricketts-extradite-conald-petersen
Road trip to Parker!
facebook.com/SedgwickCountyColorado/posts/meet-conald-eugene-peterson-also-known-as-fedsmoker-herk-the-herkster-saint-herk/2291889697734378/
the last episode featuring new fedsmoker material. RIP brother.
Poly girl looks like she recorded herself hanging upside down lol
We up outta here!
Woooo!
Dead ass
And the profile pic!? Dead asssssss!
Drink responsibly
Sip dat pool water son
That piss stream was so freaking loud, I had to take of my earbud, and I could STILL hear it after throwing them on the floor!
Christina: “well I feel like Hannah Gatsby is way more smarter than us... and just more...”
me: unfunny?
Agreed. Terrible Ted talk presented as comedy. I actually tried watching it too. I lasted 10 mins.
I saw Skrewball whiskey at my local liquor store, I turned into a telescope, pulled my tight jeans up high and grabbed that bottle. Ima be sleeping for 3 days my bayybeee, AiyaiyAiiiiiiiii
MortoMusic tata
@@jackcline9594 what's up there Chomo? You following proto buddy?
@@mortomusic8072 I don't think he's featherin' it, brother...
Cannabanoid Madrid Whiskey lovers should pass, but my friend who doesn’t like whiskey loved it.
@Cannabanoid Madrid I also agree, if you're a fan of whiskey it is NOT good, but if you like liqueur or sweet booze, you're in for a treat.
It does taste like peanut butter too, HARD FUCKIN' CORE
I’m from Melbourne and extreme weather changes are very normal here. Because the city is in a bay north of Antarctica, depending on how the wind changes, we could have four seasons in one day or consistent weather for a week. Talking about the weather is not considered “boring conversation” here.
"He peed into a Monster can, that takes skill"
"Yeah that's one way to look at it"
Really got me for some reason.
7:03 show starts
46:04 next level of ads
1:23:08 third set
The more I watch, the more I know Tom is totally normal and CP is batshit crazy
Marshall Stewart Tom is a psychopath
I agree👍
uuuhh hundred percent
Shes really gross and unfunny too.
“Where is Wilmington? Not LA? Don’t care.”
4 months later
“Why won’t any mommies come see me In Wilmington?”
Tom and (particularly) Christina are actually human garbage. They put shock collars on their dogs. They make tongue-in-cheek racist comments. Just look at RPC: At first they were laughing AT him, with his very existence being the butt of the joke. Then they see the other side of the coin and put on this fake empathetic front after having already raked in the monetization. Tom I give a slight pass becuause he's a real comic, but Christina is a clapter comic who martyrs herself about being a 'varsity mom' when she uses a nanny every day and her kids haven't even hit puberty yet.
@@shadilaykeks909 Shock collars, as much as I dislike them, are sometimes recommended by vets/trainers. They're still obviously less effective than positive training, but some dogs are exceptionally unresponsive to positive training. They are also entirely bad when used improperly.
The rest is arguable, but I'm not gonna disagree.
Majer kek, Shadilay but I gotta say 👖 still beats most momcasts
@@cavepeoplewillinherittheea6880 I'm a real person in Texas. I happened to laugh at your comment less than a minute after you posted it on a video that's days old. Talk about random...
(It could be a coincidence I noticed while currently coming down from an LSD trip. I really AM coming down.)
Shadilay Keks ok say what you want about Mommy Trina, she’s human garbage, and getting harder to listen to everyday, but don’t you dare talk about our dear Timothy Bunz.
I split my jeans when Mommy said koala shit is what the coffee is grown in..." I had you for a second" . That look on Tommy's face....priceless.
MrBDB001 I swear there is actual coffee beans that is gathered from animal shit. I’m not joking
@@shpongle7322 Ive heard of this and seen videos of people trying it
Just the mommies! I'M HAVING CHEST PAIN!
Say it like you're about to leave but you're having chest pains.
@@juztenable I... I'M HAVIN CHES PAIIN!
Tom's face at the end of this episode listening to the puking guy was the best thing I've ever seen.
I turn into a telescope when it’s just my main mommies
Mike I hope you go baaaaack to prison soon
🔭
@@VICSWEB1 I wouldn't wish the dementors on my worst enemy. 😂
ugh. plz shut up with this lame ass expression
Aye Aye the whole comment section is references from the podcast
I was 300lbs at my heaviest and I've been at 178 for the last five years. It feels so much better. Fat shaming works but it sucks when it happens.
Dude, what the hell is the poly girls hair doing, exactly.
being high and tight
She's hanging upside down. She's a poly bat girl, obviously.
@@markomat666 well, she does look like Batterinas sister...
@@RLybarger1986 Faterina
She identifies as a non-binary Broccoli-kin
2.5 hours alone with my main mommies?! WHEN YOU'RE FEATHERIN' IT BROTHER
Damn when she first said "photo-graph" I was imagining like a collage or something lol. Didn't even realize that she just said "photograph" in a weird ass way.
Tom:
Christina: Tom how'd you shit yesterday
Every episode lol
6:44 to the ACTUAL start
Youre a gem
U don't need a mattress and need the tour dates and locations? maybe a wallet and pubic hair trimmer.
I don’t mind sitting through ads if the sponsors are actually good. Satva mattresses like Casper are fucking awful.
@@VICSWEB1 ridgeee walletttt **Bobby Lee Voice**
I've always found Christina's opinions on life and taste in general to be pretty terrible, but to talk down about the movie Parasite just irks me in a way that almost makes me want to turn off the episode.
You wouldn't be missed.
Jeremy McKinley
I agree Jeremy.
Tom is the Media-Champ forRealzdoe
I feel the same.. the fact that she thinks wearing sperrys with no socks is weird. She's a stuck up LA chick who thinks she knows everything about every culture. Every time she brings up her Hungarian family I turn off the episode.
@@blakeelnino9817 You must be turning off the episodes within 30 minutes of each one
Hello this is captain Marcel, my sister went down. I'm going to the mountain to save my sister, tell everybody I be back. I need backup, I'll see ya later bye. Gotta save my sister bye. This is captain Marcel buh bye 👋🏽
LOL yo this shit is straight cooked into my brain I bust out laughing anytime I think about it 🤣
LucidTr1p I feel you
Bye! Bye! 😁
I'm still trying to figure how you go down into the mountain
Austin Swayze
By following proto bud.
Storytime!
Christine's face just lights up when the brown talk starts
“They’re smarter” Alright mommy, lets slow your roll there.
They maybe
Just the mommies again? I just turned into a chomo, bud
You know what, you are fired bud
That ain't proto, bud.
I’m a retired double agent
That's just chomo proto, brother.
Whats up there chomo? Listen here!
Tom's face at 2:18- I had to rewind like three times. HILARIOUS
The boat shoes are called Sperry’s or Topsiders and when I went to high school in Houston, literally every single guy EXCEPT the nerds wore them. Y’all talking about stinky feet - imagine 300 pairs of teenager feet walking around in those things everyday for 4 years. Not going to lie I had 3 pairs all different colors. Shameful
omg i still have a pair.
and yea they fucking STANK real bad dude.
Morgan Hahn yep and you’re named Morgan. So of course you did
Yea, would walk thru the bottom of those things from wearing them so long in school. Fuckin rotten smelling.
I'm wearing a pair right now. Bass makes a great one. I only wear them for work though. Comfortable business casual I can recommend. I wear it with socks though. I can't do shoes with no socks.
It must be a texas thing lol. Every kid in my school used to have them
As soon as I heard "When you're FEATHERING IT BROTHER!..." I thought: "SHUT UP, and Take my $$!!"
I’m with my kids and I just broke proto to watch this
Yer done,bud!
Toms squealing in delight over the guy grunting “when your featherin it bruther” makes me so happy. The joy is contagious. I love the in depth analysis of these videos. Few really see the magic inside the madness. These videos are like gems buried in ore, and you guys are mining them and polishing them into the beautiful sparkling beauties we see in the podcast. Thank you so much for the work you do mommy
Episode 2 of Piss Spots was pretty cool.
Episode 3 ruclips.net/video/Y1zjO_Krvlo/видео.html
I see the new mommies notification and i geeeeetttttoooffffffffff
RIP FEDSMOKER.
Oh yes! Just what I needed! My jeans are high and tight and ready for this! Thank you for all you guys do!
Piss pots made me die of laughter 🤣🤣
I feel honored and privileged to live in the same great state that harbors our dear fed smoker💝
COMO The Treasury IS phenomenal. Truly breathtaking building, inside and out. My Dad used to work for the company who owns it when we still live in London. I love that you like Perth, Tom!! Not many people care to visit lol
Alright, Story Time!
This is in my daily vernacular now and it's gonna get me in trouble.
Tom and Christina speaking the truth on people saying that being overweight is fine and healthy
"FedSmoker why did I wake up with a BabyRaper stamp"
I keep watching “Pouncey twins be gay!” 😂😂😂 that one got me
This is the kind of comment your getting
I hope this doesn't scare you
G'mornin' Julia!
Branden Schmitt Good morning Branden, my flower 🌸!
You are so beautiful.
Just watching this now and hearing about kobe always hurts so much, got me into sports and to turn my view of life around. Helped motivate me and hundreds of millions around the world, a true goat that passed before he could enjoy all the rewards of all his hard work
That dude who had the pee show on the highway was really well hydrated for being drunk. A true water champ.
Well thank you.. gotta stay hydrated when pissing for a review...
Very classy talk about Kobe. RIP to the legend. Loved it Tom and I cried also.
Second time they mentioned You Season 2 without mentioning Chris D'Elia. #DeliaGate
Nick Albert lol I was thinking the same thing!
Probably because Chris’ acting was so bad, they’re his friend and would rather just not acknowledge.
Tom"that's not your run of the mill somethings in there...so I'm playing west Palm, improve " I'm dead😂
I turn into a telescope when u upload
2:18:18 😂😂😂 can’t find this clip anywhere else but holy shit I’m CRYING
Christine has an advanced memory and extremely high capacity for remembering memes.
Pouncey twins be gay.
Tom dying of laughter brings me such joy
46:49
49:12
1:04:03
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1:29:20*
1:39:24
These are my favorite moments for so many reasons. Facial expressions, reactions/reaction times to thoughts, etc. I'm on LSD right now(2/9/2020), so I feel like I could expound for days on the "why's?" But, I think my time is better spent NOT typing, so I'll digress now. Or is it? Who knows? Cheers, y'all!
*my niece talks like that. "Can everybody had some?" She's 4 😆
Terrible when your man finds a new girlfriend. My guy tried to hide it. They got caught screwing in a storage unit, she was leaning on a sink and it collapsed and broke, lol, she got her karma and had 100 stitches in her back!!! Then came over to my house w a friend and was telling my boyfriend he needed to change her bandage. Dumb tramp. Then I read message on his phone saying, yeah, your right, I would be scared to wake up next to that too. The love letter was sickening, like... When you walk in room, my heart skips a beat, when you touch me I feel like a new woman, I get excited just to hear your voice. Yuck, reverse all that and that's how I felt about her!!! My husband unexpectedly passed away at 46. I still talk to the girl now and then, I keep my enemies closer. Love you both Tom and Christina!!!
hey jeans remember when we were super broke and could only afford to have the maid come clean our house twice a month?
shanelovemetal It’s a lot cheaper in places with undocumented people since they aren’t aware of how expensive housekeeping is here. Having a cooking/cleaning lady is really cheap in Latin America.
Yo Christina thanks for the heads up on Dracula that show is dope!
HI its Charles... just keeping it high and tight
Wow with how busy you are it's nice of you to make some time for us
Sweet! Perfect timing as I was making sure my jeans were high and tight 👍🏻
I am begging: can you please make a "Do you like your life, Jenny?!" t-shirt
jeans
Tom doing that Berk impression really ignited that NRE in me.
2 1/2 hours of just feathering it brother!!!
i was literally crying of laughter when you played the bloody video at the end and the guy throwing up!! xDD Tom's Reaction was amazing.
There’s a cut at 13:49 is this another #theogate
jibbard I miss Theogate.
👀👀
That last video made me want to install a few more ceiling fans in my house.
Find Fedsmoker and give him the proper equipment to fix the criminal justice system.
“ NRE “ lol I thought she was just saying “ energy “ weird ... I feel tick-tarded
Soak up all that enery
You are.
"Feathering it Brother" truly is what 2020 is all about
I really enjoyed the last half of this where y'all were talking about serious shit, instead of browns. lol
I saw Tom in Mebourne, great show! Can't wait to watch the special! Melbourne is known for its dodgy weather. Up and down all the time, it's r worded. Also Australia LOVES coffee. Thanks for loving us mommys, keep it high and tight.
"Lowest self eSTEAMER"
I hear you Christine
The double agent guy sounds like Chris Farley to me😂
well he's dead now
josh potter is forever my heart and soul.
If you have a dishwasher and you are 2 adults living with each other there should almost never be dishes in the sink. I rinse the shit off immediately and put it in there. My wife just throws a big pile in the sink and I end up cleaning it all. With kids it’s probably a lot worse.
My Turkish side has never felt so involved... thank u jeans 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
Are sperry shoes just not a thing in LA? I feel like everyone in Georgia wears slipons in the summer.
Watching these two jam out to the intro song makes me get into the zone.
1:51 The Australian Joey Diaz
That koala poop bit was amazing
kirstin: hey tom will you wash your dish?
todd: DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE JENNY? HUH?
Dear Mommies, please make "When you're featherin' it brother" into a ring tone. Thank you.
YamSAYIN😎😎
Im kinda pumped theyre watching You too, thats like the one show id think tom would love
Are we just going to ignore that Christina was able to handle the vomiting?
What a way to save the episode... I didn’t think it was possible! Wow! Gave my abs a good laughter work out 🤣😜🤣😜🤣
I have been having pain in my mouth, jaw and ear for a while. Seen my doctor loads of times. Well, eventually managed to get referred to see a Maxifacial cranial specialist last Friday. I have had a CT scan on Monday , I have a MRI scan on this coming Sunday, then a Ear, Nose and throat 'neck' specialist appointment on Monday, and another ENT specialist appointment the day after. To say I am worried is a bit of an understatement. Over here the NHS doesn't normally get things done this quickly. I nearly died over twenty years ago when I had a very bad motorbike crash. I have my fingers crossed, and if I do have some kind of cancer, I will fight it and remain positive about beating it. I will also take cannabis oil along side traditional cancer treatment. 'I Will Beat it' , if I do get the worse news.
Time for wife #2! So happy for you Tom!!!!!!!
BluBan coming In CLUTCH with that ending clip. Dying over here LMAO 2:18:14
Mommies finally followed proto with a solo episode!
The man who came from nowhere. Best korean movie
Memories of a Murder, Bong Joon Ho's first break-out hit. It's about a (then) unsolved murder in Korea, and how the cops were completely unprepared to deal with it. Awesome.