i’ve practiced for months to get a save/quit as fast as joltz, and i can tell you this man is genuinely The Flash. i have no idea how he does it so quick.
@@fathogan I am fun I am also however just pointing out Axton is the fastest. Your assumption that I don’t know how to have fun just because I said something, I even said it in a polite manner, makes you look like an ass though. Perhaps don’t try to be snarky with somebody for no good reason eh?
4:26 joltz literally can't pass up an opportunity to make fun of the floating lamp even during a perfect speedrun. Stuff like this is why joltz is so much fun to watch
thanks for your hard work Joltz! I really enjoyed my last 2 hours of watching this. I just wanted to say that Joltz, you are awesome! and stay awesome!! (and this is my favorite part 1:57:07, it just hilarious lmao)
I cant help but imagine Zane violently staring at the people in the cutscenes until he can move again, and then teleporting towards them at a speed faster than light lmao
Tyree and Troy are going to take the vault key. *Explosion What was that? *sees Zane just running around killing everyone at mach 4 Yeah we should just leave this won’t end well for us
I know, it actually makes me waste even more time than I should I'm playing on Xbox so I can't do save and quit, that being said, when I walk to talk somebody I usually pick up my phone and start watching memes or replying messages on social media, and get caught on it, you probably know where I'm headed to
Segmented runs are just as awesome as normal ones, the fact you played entire sections over and over and PERFECTED IT is phenomenal. You’re doing great joltz :)
Pretty wild. I did a new char single segment 100% run kind of by accident... it didnt start that way, but after a few hours, I figured why not. No skips, no dialogue skips, no handmedown gear, just straight gameplay and using what I found. My Amara clocked in at 20 hours 3 minutes for it according to the character select screen. Was definitely pretty fun, and I think if I did another one I can easily shave a few hours off of it. Thanks for posting this, speedruns are definitely underrated!
Man I really appreciate the effort you put into the video. All the prep must have taken forever ;) Also the run was super entertaining, thanks for the great content. Always. :D
@@Raidon484 1. The hellwalker is one of my favourite shotguns, along with the butcher and maybe the lob. 2. Arguably, the shotgun isn’t really the best with the clue because of the spread, but as enemies will target the clone and get more in its face, I can see what you mean
@@doomchap7614 there is an ability that reduces the spread, but it's a kill skill. But then again, there's another skill that makes kill skills activate when action skills are activated. I summon my clone, my drone, and my shotgone! Because now my enemies are gone!
BL3 story would be much more fun to play if there was a mod that made all the "Talk to Lilith" BS happen instantly and without input. Or for those times when you are standing right next to the NPC and your next objective is to talk to them. Again. Looking at you Clay. Feels so unnatural for everyone to need your prompting to continue speaking. This speedrun is fantastic to watch, but it's constant Red Light, Green Light, Red Light all the time.
I appreciate all of the hard work you went into to make this video for us! I have to wonder how many times you slid straight off the map and had to film the section over again haha
borderlands devs for borderlands 3: "We made it so theres at least 30 hours of gameplay no matter how fast you play" Joltz: "Alright so let me show you the skip" *insert this video here*
I've always wondered if zane was faster than a car. In the next game I hope dialogue is skippable or they incorporate it where you can do things while they're talking. That doesnt happened enough
1:28:33 - This would be funny to see in one of your play throughs "Ah, you've met Lionel! How are you Lionel" "we kidnapped we kidnapped we kidnapped" "slab did you just" "we kidnapped we kidnapped we kidnapped"
It honestly feels like the unskippable dialogue is about 2 hours by itself. I’m running my lvl 65 chars through the campaign so I can mayhem mode on them and it’s such a pain
I remember tuning in around the first sanctuary section I said something along the lines of Joltzdude250 will be an A.I. Joltz got so confused Still cool to see rocket jumping
With my zane I beat first campaign and all dlcs in 7 hours but good lord my rng was insane. Had I used some better weapons I would’ve been able to go faster. This is so awesome to watch!!
Joltz why, it's almost Midnight, lol. I'm glad this project is finally done, sub 2 hours is ridiculous. What are you thinking is a theoretical best time as of now?
If a TAS was possible, maybe like 1:40:00 with the current strats. I'm mostly talking about perfect snowdrift movement without bumping a single wall. I'm only human so I did the best I could.
... thank you, RUclips algorithm, for showing me this. Not stopped laughing and now I've got a new idea for a BL3 crackfic based on this! Kudos to you, and speed your way to that whiskey, Zane! \o/
I don't think it's 100% perfect, but as close as you could get, wich is already a awesome achievment, also imagine if someone had made a tool to save state, that would bring time even lower... ~I would love to have you commenting the whole run! Explaining things, love speedruns where people explain to us, because sometimes we miss a thing or two... ~Also very sad we have to sit for a lot of dialogue in this game, on BL2 almost everything was skipable... ~ALSO I can only imagine how frustated you got while using the interface to save and quite as fast you can...
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There were 256 save/quits total in case you were wondering. Dialogue is one of the longest parts of this game so we skip that
Talk to lilith any%
I love this channel I’ve been watching synch the beginning
Hey joltz
in before u get another "world record" :D
Hi joltz
There's something immensely satisfying about seeing Zane slide around at speeds higher than most vehicles can reach
Before the kill skills activate he’s just as fast as Carnivora.
Him leaping over the cliff at Ascension Bluff had me rolling.
I wonder if his movement speed faster than amara?
@@Blanksoul420 joltz probably put in a lot of effort and research. I doubt there’s a faster pick
WaxierWarrior I felt like I was the only one to notice I had to rewatch it 5 times he literally slid and took flight ✈️
3 fastest living things in the world:
- Hummingbirds
- Cheetas
- Joltzdude's save/quits
Never knew how many save quit tickets Joltz got
You forgot about sliding Zayne LOL
i’ve practiced for months to get a save/quit as fast as joltz, and i can tell you this man is genuinely The Flash. i have no idea how he does it so quick.
99℅ sure its a macro, i have one for bl2
Forgot Zane
Lilith: "go talk to me over the br-"
Zane: *teleports behind you*
Nothing personal kid
@@sethmc469 Too soon
39:34 is when she says that
Read this asoon as he did it
That boy is on fiiiire
he was so fast that he nearly saved rhys favorite bagel place
Damn😂
If only 😔
Lol
Man
@@Wog-yu9gp mmmnnmmm no n mmmnn
Everyone: "Well, that Vault Hunter is a really great guy. Kills things like nobody else. Can't say he's one for conversation though."
Ahh I see what you did there
Good one
Lilith: "I have the fastest movement speed of any Vault Hunter!"
Axton: " You host and we'll see about that honey."
Zane: "Hold me whiskey."
I mean technically Axton is the fastest since his is a glitch and his max speed is as high as you make it
@@SS2LP damn you must be real fun at parties.
@@fathogan I am fun I am also however just pointing out Axton is the fastest. Your assumption that I don’t know how to have fun just because I said something, I even said it in a polite manner, makes you look like an ass though. Perhaps don’t try to be snarky with somebody for no good reason eh?
@@SS2LP open.spotify.com/track/1dUHF4RyMmMTveJ0Rby6Xm?si=sQfGP95ZSJu12A8nsx7y-Q
@@SS2LP damn you must be real fun at parties
Vaughn: woohoo almost there
Zane: (Laps the entire map)
4:26 joltz literally can't pass up an opportunity to make fun of the floating lamp even during a perfect speedrun. Stuff like this is why joltz is so much fun to watch
Ik it's like in his BL2 playthroughs. Where the floating sign was always pointed out 😂
Joltz vibing way to hard on the we kidnapped your scientist part lmao
1:28:29
18:16 this is so funny 😆
It looped so many times I started hearing "weekend at"
thanks for your hard work Joltz! I really enjoyed my last 2 hours of watching this. I just wanted to say that Joltz, you are awesome! and stay awesome!! (and this is my favorite part 1:57:07, it just hilarious lmao)
I’m glad you enjoyed it :)
Just barely stretched it past the 10 minute mark I see.
Not enough haha
Ikr
Damn greedy youtubers
Original comment. 7 out of 10.
1:30 what you lookin at there joltz 👀
The best part
Joltz speeding through the game.
Lilith: Hold it right there partner
*Tanis: You may leav... oh... why isn't everyone like this?*
*Lilith: Come to the brid... you're already here...*
If only the Twins got annoyed at them getting absolutely ignored. :P
This is the result of Zane absorbing the power of Baron, Captain and Sparky Flynt
Remember aaxton speed glitch ?
This is him now
Feel old yet ?
that was sooooooo fun, even not speedrunning it was just awesome to mess around with
Speedglitch ????
Yes
@@EarlLeRéel And what is it ?
@@thisone98 watch on youtube aaxton speed glitch you'll see
I cant help but imagine Zane violently staring at the people in the cutscenes until he can move again, and then teleporting towards them at a speed faster than light lmao
I can’t wait until 1 million subs. Wonder what special joltz has in mind for then.
Beating the whole Borderlands franchise in 2 minutes.
@@Joltzdude139 so it is confirmed that joltzdude139 can manipulate time? Hmmmm 😂
He will stream himself playing a different game lol
He’s gonna drop the F bomb for us.
@@Joltzdude139 Is that even possible?
This is an awesome run, I've been looking forward to it for ages!
Keep up this amazing work
Thanks you :)
Tyree and Troy are going to take the vault key.
*Explosion
What was that?
*sees Zane just running around killing everyone at mach 4
Yeah we should just leave this won’t end well for us
T Y R E E
It’s mad that even in a speed run like this, you see just how much time is wasted by talking to people/waiting for them to run somewhere
Cause thats boring. Bl2 never had that before just claptrap at the start of the game which wasnt so bad
I know, it actually makes me waste even more time than I should
I'm playing on Xbox so I can't do save and quit, that being said, when I walk to talk somebody I usually pick up my phone and start watching memes or replying messages on social media, and get caught on it, you probably know where I'm headed to
I’m 8 minutes in and I’m guessing that half of the save quits are gonna be from talking to Lilith
@Drew Biggah same problem the pre sequel had
@Drew Biggah also the story is shit and the dialogue is cringe af.
@@inpusket some of its pretty good. Liliths the worst but she’s dead now anyway
@@gamerguy6990 imagine if devs added some kind of revolutionary mechanic to somehow skip dialogue
@@inpusket I know it has to be the worst story of all time like did you even think about it
And the Zane go BRRRRR. That moment, then you realize, that Zane is FASTER, that ANY BL 3's vehicle.
The real question is can we reach 2k likes in under 2 hours once this video is public?
We'll see :)
I'll help on that
It did
2.3k likes after 2 hours of being posted
Segmented runs are just as awesome as normal ones, the fact you played entire sections over and over and PERFECTED IT is phenomenal. You’re doing great joltz :)
This is nuts. I looked away for a second and he’s already at Eden-6. Also, I think they kidnapped Tannis :) 1:29:04
Well I was going to go to sleep but I'll watch this instead
Go to bed :D
@@Joltzdude139 this is some good advice
Me to and there nothing you can do to stop me
58:50 man that skip was sick!
This is so cool! For people who never have played Borderlands, this is a great video to watch to show off peak gameplay.
A random subscriber : How fast u can go joltz ?
Joltz : Yes.
Good run joltz. Ive been watching you since BL1 and would just like to say thanks for making hours of rewatchable content. Keep it up dude :)
i dont think i would be mad enough to pull this off so... great goin and much respect!
Pretty wild. I did a new char single segment 100% run kind of by accident... it didnt start that way, but after a few hours, I figured why not. No skips, no dialogue skips, no handmedown gear, just straight gameplay and using what I found. My Amara clocked in at 20 hours 3 minutes for it according to the character select screen. Was definitely pretty fun, and I think if I did another one I can easily shave a few hours off of it. Thanks for posting this, speedruns are definitely underrated!
It's finally here!
Ayy!
Kill skill Zane: runs at inhuman speed, yells about banjos
Normal zane after running 2 minutes: uuugh Geeeeeez
Do not forget to burn lilith with a fire barrel at the start if you're doing speedruns!
What does that do?
@@christopherdunn5485 It’s just a tradition for Joltz to do that for Borderlands 3 playthroughs.
It's been nearly impossible to find a no commentary speedrun(even if this is a segmented run) so this is a very fun video to watch
Anybody: breathes
Joltz: we dont do that here
Man I really appreciate the effort you put into the video. All the prep must have taken forever ;) Also the run was super entertaining, thanks for the great content. Always. :D
Is it bad that i absolutely felt the need to say "and the skip dude" everytime
That entire last section was a great finale to the video. Great job :)
(I didn't know you could stand on that, that was hilarious)
Me: only played maya thinking max mindfulness is fast
Joltz Zane: “ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF”
Can’t wait to watch this, I’ve needed some Joltz speedrunning!
Screw sleep, I must see zane go beyond time and space killing everyone in his way, just for some whisky
Zane+hellwalker+speedboost+slayer mayhem mode=doomguy
I see! I finally found a fellow Hellwalker user
@@Raidon484 i wish u could use fl4k bc when u use a jakobs shottie and jump around and shit u look like doomguy
@@torrncejames6991 I think Zane is more effective with this weapon, tho, because his clone can get one too. Two Doom Slayers for the price of one!
@@Raidon484 1. The hellwalker is one of my favourite shotguns, along with the butcher and maybe the lob.
2. Arguably, the shotgun isn’t really the best with the clue because of the spread, but as enemies will target the clone and get more in its face, I can see what you mean
@@doomchap7614 there is an ability that reduces the spread, but it's a kill skill. But then again, there's another skill that makes kill skills activate when action skills are activated. I summon my clone, my drone, and my shotgone! Because now my enemies are gone!
Imagine hitting the Door Guy at that speed...."Let us in gri"...*Splat* oops....
It's so fun to see a borderlands only youtuber get so far! Absolutely love you joltz and also borderlands!
Borderlands 3 “you cant beat me under 2 hours”
Me: yeah ik but he can
Joltzdude139 in the distance
Then haphazardly close.
I found myself laughing at how fast you were after every segment, absolutely amazing.
Jolts sliding at top speed: BRRRRRRER
The cyclone: 😢
Everyone: "Before you go, I need to tell you..."
Joltz: is on another planet already
That yeet from Ascension Bluff was amazing
Gearbox: ok, we finally have some good dialog. People are gonna love this!
Joltzdude: meh, too much time.
He’s really been taking the time to work on this run.
I’ve actually seen him in a Borderlands speedrunner chat on twitch
1:05:24 proof Zane has the best voice lines
BL3 story would be much more fun to play if there was a mod that made all the "Talk to Lilith" BS happen instantly and without input. Or for those times when you are standing right next to the NPC and your next objective is to talk to them. Again. Looking at you Clay. Feels so unnatural for everyone to need your prompting to continue speaking. This speedrun is fantastic to watch, but it's constant Red Light, Green Light, Red Light all the time.
Honestly, just add a skip/speedup dialogue option. Almost every other game with a lot of talking has this.
I appreciate all of the hard work you went into to make this video for us! I have to wonder how many times you slid straight off the map and had to film the section over again haha
You made more progress in 8 minutes than I do in an hour
Joltz you're exceptionally talented. Amazing some of the things you can pull off. Love you, dude.
Everytime id hear that thunk noise as he slides faster then the speed of light directly into a wall id crack up lmao
Like the floating lamp and such, I love all the little glitches showcased like this: 28:16
Those dance moves joltzdude did in his spare moments were the icing
nice job joltz! and congratz on being halfway there to 600k
Good work joltz!
Thanks!
@@Joltzdude139 hi i love you
borderlands devs for borderlands 3: "We made it so theres at least 30 hours of gameplay no matter how fast you play"
Joltz: "Alright so let me show you the skip" *insert this video here*
I never moved that fast when I played Need for Speed back in the day.
Absolutely fascinating and utterly compelling. Excellent work can only imagine the hours.
I've always wondered if zane was faster than a car. In the next game I hope dialogue is skippable or they incorporate it where you can do things while they're talking. That doesnt happened enough
love you joltz been here since under 10k
Her: My parents won’t be home in 2 hours
Me:
So you take flight if you slide off a cliff as well?
1:28:33 - This would be funny to see in one of your play throughs
"Ah, you've met Lionel! How are you Lionel" "we kidnapped we kidnapped we kidnapped"
"slab did you just" "we kidnapped we kidnapped we kidnapped"
Dude, I can’t stop watching, but the ads make me stop😂
This run has been a month in the making so I think he deserves it
So much more enjoyable watching this with the load times cut out. Thanks for the run!
People: No don't speedrun the game! It takes out the interesting story!
Joltz: Haha movement speed and save/quits go brrrr
Bold of you to assume borderlands 3 has an interesting story.
@@alexherrick9256 good point
It honestly feels like the unskippable dialogue is about 2 hours by itself. I’m running my lvl 65 chars through the campaign so I can mayhem mode on them and it’s such a pain
I like how zane's last word was "Brutal"😂😂
That’s pretty Brutal
love how preston dies so fast he dialogue proceeds to play from beyond the grave
Next challenge, speed run with a new level 1 character.
That be interesting to see
I remember tuning in around the first sanctuary section
I said something along the lines of Joltzdude250 will be an A.I.
Joltz got so confused
Still cool to see rocket jumping
poor zane, hitting his head on all those doors
Tyreen: shit talks joltz
Joltz: wipes most of her forces within 2 hours
This is why Zane is the most fun character. Becoming the flash XD
My name is zane flynt and I’m the fastest man alive I was an ordinary person until a he witnessed something unexpected. I can’t remember it fully
Barry gets doused in chemicals and struck by dark matter lightning. It's something like that lol
This is hilariously amazing! Well played Joltz.
Now i understand that this was the project pretty nice plz do another playthrough
With my zane I beat first campaign and all dlcs in 7 hours but good lord my rng was insane. Had I used some better weapons I would’ve been able to go faster. This is so awesome to watch!!
Are you sure?
Joltz why, it's almost Midnight, lol. I'm glad this project is finally done, sub 2 hours is ridiculous. What are you thinking is a theoretical best time as of now?
If a TAS was possible, maybe like 1:40:00 with the current strats. I'm mostly talking about perfect snowdrift movement without bumping a single wall. I'm only human so I did the best I could.
I like how 18 minutes he meets zero then 4 minutes later he's on a new planet
I couldn’t really tell, but I think they might’ve kidnapped your scientist
Can't wait for Guinness to contact Joltz about this run again
47:31, death comes for us all, but you you first.
... thank you, RUclips algorithm, for showing me this. Not stopped laughing and now I've got a new idea for a BL3 crackfic based on this! Kudos to you, and speed your way to that whiskey, Zane! \o/
We need a split for this now! Gear setup, hone it down!!! Next step: MODS
6:36 Mouthpiece: How-
7:12 Tyreen: Did he make that jump... AND KEPT GOING? We should've never left (Eridrian Homeworld)
When you really want to loot dem vaults
Joltz: speedrun
Lilith: i will go in -1000 mph
that was awesome speed run and hoping for Torgue only Moze
Love the growth from his first Legendary weapons guide for this game to now.
I don't think it's 100% perfect, but as close as you could get, wich is already a awesome achievment, also imagine if someone had made a tool to save state, that would bring time even lower...
~I would love to have you commenting the whole run! Explaining things, love speedruns where people explain to us, because sometimes we miss a thing or two...
~Also very sad we have to sit for a lot of dialogue in this game, on BL2 almost everything was skipable...
~ALSO I can only imagine how frustated you got while using the interface to save and quite as fast you can...
Great to see more joltz vids on borderlands:D