I'm giving away 2 cupcakes to say a BIG thank you for all the love and support you've all shown! If you'd like to enter follow the rules in the description box. The giveaway is worldwide :) LOVE YOU GUYS!
+ToniEllison I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL SO MUCH, I LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT I WOULD CHECK EVERY DAY TO SEE IF YOU POSTED SOMETHING! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TONI AND I AM SO INSPIRED BY YOU! IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF I COULD HAVE ONE OF THOSE CUPCAKES!
Police: Where do u live? Me: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With Me. Police: Where do you all live? Me: Together. Police: Where is your house? Me: Next to my neighbors house. Police: Where is your neighbors house? Me: You won't believe me if I tell you. Police: Tell Me! Me: Next to my house.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" Okay another one! A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." One more... Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs." Whoever is offended: your mamma is not stupid. Probably XD Also I just want to say ToniEllison is amazing! 😁
Boy:The principle is so stupid Girl:Do you know who am I? Boy: No Girl:Well I am the principles daughter Boys: Do you know who am I? Girl: No Boy:Good!*walks away* XD
I know this isn't funny but I'd just like to tell you how much i like you and your videos and you inspire me to be creative and enjoy life I love you so much Toni 💘
If you don't know FOB: 2 scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist said I'd like some H2O please. The second scientist said I'd like some H2O too. The second scientist died. (LOL I'm such a nerd)
toni:why did the chicken cross the road? me:really toni:to get to the ugly witches house me:i dont get it toni:knock knock me:who's there? toni:the chicken! me:- _- hope u enjoy toni
Me: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? You: why? Me: Because he got a hole in one! Me: why did the football coach go back to the bank? You: I don't know Me: because I needed to get his quarter back! Me: will you forget me in a second You: no Me: will you forget me in a week? You: no Me: will you forget me in a month? You:no Me: Knock knock You: Who's there? Me: you already forgot me!
Toni Ellison I have been subscribed to you since the beginning. I love you channel and videos. You are such an inspiration and lovely person ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands One more Me: why does the chicken cross the road? My friend: I don't know Me: So it can go to the loser's party My friend: Wut Me: Knock Knock Knock My friend: Who's there Me: The chicken Me friend: I'm gonna kill you
Ok this is really the last one Yo mamma so fat that I miss a marathon of Tom and Jerry What did the ocean say to another ocean? Nothing they just waved
person 1: what's the difference between a piano a tuna and a pot of glue? person 2: I don't know person 1: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. person 2: hehehehehehe person 2: what about the glue? person 1: I knew you'd get stuck there. person 2: oh god
Loved the little cup cake lip balms. I would love to try this but i don;t have an artistic bone in my body. My husband would be the one who could do this with out mucking it up. Lol. They are so cute!
A pig walked into the bar, he ordered 50 glasses of water the bartender served him the 50 glasses and the pig drank one by one. The bartender then asked if the pig if he needed to use the toilet when he got up to leave. The pig replied with "It's ok, i'll just wee wee wee all the way home"
Here we go: Q: Why did Hitler get hit with the baseball? A: He did Nazi it coming. Q: When the baseball hit him, what did he say? A: Oh, nein you didn't! Q: What's the name of the rock group that has four guys that don't ever sing? A: Rushmore! Q: What's it called when you kill a friend? A: Homie-cide! Knock knock. Who's there? The KBG. The KBG who? We'll be asking the questions here. Hope this made you laugh...
Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes.'
+Angela Noyola What the heck nobody stole anybody's joke! People have already been saying that. And she didn't take your joke. Just because you just seen it and u didn't see it when u commented doesn't mean that u have to get all salty.
Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes your friend,now LET ME IN! Where does a cow go on a date? To the moooo-vies Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 What kind of fish likes to him tunes? A tuna fish Knock knock Who's there? Moo Moo who? No it's not moo who it's moo moo! That's all I've got! Bye
ok what did the cheerleader drink before a big game....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... a root beer
Ok, so I don't want a cupcake thing but I thought it would just be fun to tell a joke!! heres the joke.. BEFORE YOU STAR READING, the girl its younger than the boy a boy and his sister (they were young) were talking a bath together, afetr the bath the sister pointed "whats that" "shut up" the boy says "im gonna tell mum" she said "fine, its mr.wormy" "cani play with it?" she asked "eww, NO!" he shouted "im gonna tell mum!" and before she could speak he said "fine" ;so after dinner, it was time for bed. she asked "can i see mr.wormy?" "koff" he said (he swore) and she said "im gonna tell mom" "FINE" so the boy went to sleep ;he woke up and he was in the hospital "mom, what am i doing here?" "Idk ask your sister" his mom said "what am i doing here?!" he asked his sister "wormy spit at me so i bit his head off"
when ever i watch one of her vids im really excited i mean always something different always something new oh and you remind me of totoro and i dont know why maybe this is what my german eyes wanna see xD
I'm giving away 2 cupcakes to say a BIG thank you for all the love and support you've all shown! If you'd like to enter follow the rules in the description box. The giveaway is worldwide :) LOVE YOU GUYS!
I love your channel
Girl/boy:what are thoooooosseee
Me:shoes you can't afford
+Lily S I do too
+ToniEllison I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL SO MUCH, I LOVE IT SO MUCH THAT I WOULD CHECK EVERY DAY TO SEE IF YOU POSTED SOMETHING! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TONI AND I AM SO INSPIRED BY YOU! IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF I COULD HAVE ONE OF THOSE CUPCAKES!
what did the sushi say to the bee? "wassa Bee"
Police: Where do u live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With Me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell Me!
Me: Next to my house.
Lol XD
b
Ha Ha
That was sooooo funny
i died laughing
What are teacher's favorite candy?
Answers: Dum dums , smarties , and nerds.
lol
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine........................ I want my quarterback
lol
love you
+maria lopez what do you mean
+TheGreat Arthur when you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no
+Georgia Williams true
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Okay another one!
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking."
One more...
Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."
Whoever is offended: your mamma is not stupid.
Probably XD
Also I just want to say ToniEllison is amazing! 😁
Lol that teacher joke 😂😆😅👩🐖🐔🐄👦👧
+Lizy Arroyo Productions love yo mamma jokes XD
Yo mamma so fat that she doesn't play temple run.. she plays temple roll! XD
Nana Dolo XD OMG you just made my day! XD
+Nana Dolo funny!! thats a good 1😃
I don't know why, but this makes me laugh like crazy
knock knock
who's there?
daisy me Rollin
daisy me Rollin who?
daisy me Rollin. they hating
😊😊😊
:/
+Rawr sorry. I just had to
+Kait Kobo lol its fine😂😂😂
+Kait Kobo lol 😄😄😄😄
Oh my this made me laugh lol
Omg mine was in there at the end! Thanks Toni!
why did Adele cross the road?
to say hello from the other side😀
lol
"Hey Maria, what should I use to cut the pizza?" "Use little caesars" 🍕✂️
Lol 😂
I Love Every Video You Make!!!!! I Been Subsribed 3 Years Now! You Have Been My Crafty Inspiration! And I Thank You For That!
IN FOR THE WIN IN THE GIVEAWAY!!!!
+Amaris Aultman me 2 it's so cool that I've been subscribed for 3 years wow
one day a lady got hit in the head with a cup. She went to the cops and said she got mugged.😂😂😂
lol
Knock knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
DAISY me rollin they hatin😂
If you ever get cold stand in a corner they are usually 90 degrees
😂 get it
😂😂👍🏻
+rachelle lim wright
Donald Trump becoming the president of the United States
XD
I like you ,you're funny
+Busa Oni Maybe he/she's not joking. O.O
Holy crap that would be weird as heck.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Wow thanks guys, this was my joke for the contest, hope I win!!
i love your lip balm tutorials it is so adorable
Everything you make looks so realistic, I love your videos!
Boy:The principle is so stupid
Girl:Do you know who am I?
Boy: No
Girl:Well I am the principles daughter
Boys: Do you know who am I?
Girl: No
Boy:Good!*walks away*
XD
My elementary years in 4 sentences
+SCREAMING PNK lol
TonyEllison, i am not a fan anymore...
Now I am a large air conditioner.😂
These are just so adorable.
The music at the end to this video is flawless it's like to never give up on your dreams
You're baaaaacccckkk!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
:)
I get it :)
I know this isn't funny but I'd just like to tell you how much i like you and your videos and you inspire me to be creative and enjoy life I love you so much Toni 💘
I love your cupcakes and every thing you make I think you are totally amazing. I love you so much xoxo
If you're a fan of FOB you might know this:
What did Pete do this weekend?
He "Wentz" to the store 😂😂
If you don't know FOB: 2 scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist said I'd like some H2O please. The second scientist said I'd like some H2O too. The second scientist died. (LOL I'm such a nerd)
+PandaSmilez4ever hahaha. that was funny. and I LOVE your FOB reference! I am a huge fan!
llLEAVE
+Chloe Sarmiento-Dadan Same! FOB is bae
+Morganne Pechenik Why?
toni:why did the chicken cross the road?
me:really
toni:to get to the ugly witches house
me:i dont get it
toni:knock knock
me:who's there?
toni:the chicken!
me:- _-
hope u enjoy toni
+mirelys sierra i hope u win the contest
your products always look so real
My daughter is a big fan!!And i love your Nails!!You look so pretty.
what do u call a penguin in the desert ......................................... ..... .....................................LOST 😂
I don get it
+Snow Wolf me neither
I get it
petbeauty808 I don't get it tell me
HAHA! I GET IT. Cuz penguins don't live in the desert!
Me: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
You: why?
Me: Because he got a hole in one!
Me: why did the football coach go back to the bank?
You: I don't know
Me: because I needed to get his quarter back!
Me: will you forget me in a second
You: no
Me: will you forget me in a week?
You: no
Me: will you forget me in a month?
You:no
Me: Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Me: you already forgot me!
On the last one on the second one, I meant because he needed to get his quarter back
+Madison Castro lol
These are amazing, hoping to make these and some other DIYs for Christmas presents
Toni Ellison I have been subscribed to you since the beginning. I love you channel and videos. You are such an inspiration and lovely person ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
A TOUCHING STORY
a boy saw a little puppy he touched he touched it again he never stopped touching it a touching story hahaha joke
Why would people call them tea parties when you can just call them *parteas*
That's funny😂
I miss your videos so much Toni!!❤
I almost watched all your videos and all the things you made looks so cute
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands
One more
Me: why does the chicken cross the road?
My friend: I don't know
Me: So it can go to the loser's party
My friend: Wut
Me: Knock Knock Knock
My friend: Who's there
Me: The chicken
Me friend: I'm gonna kill you
I got another one
How does Moses make his coffe ge HeBREWS it
Ok last one
How does Jack Frost go to work?
He use his By icicle
Ok this is really the last one
Yo mamma so fat that I miss a marathon of Tom and Jerry
What did the ocean say to another ocean?
Nothing they just waved
+Chung Shin Tyan LOL XD
Omg I get it 🤓 wow every body can figure that out that's a nerd joke
What do u call a cow with no legs
Ground beef😂
😂😂 it took a second
did you know my brother pid on my dog and I love your videos, ,😃😃😄😄😄😄😐
what an uncle joke LOSER
Ah Toni u look absolutely gorgeous and I'm in love with these lip balms❤️❤️ keep on with the good work
"Her balms bring all the lips to the yard and there like it's better than yours"! 😂
also your cakes are the BALM!!!:)
person 1: what's the difference between a piano a tuna and a pot of glue?
person 2: I don't know
person 1: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
person 2: hehehehehehe
person 2: what about the glue?
person 1: I knew you'd get stuck there.
person 2: oh god
Omg 😂😂😂
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂💙👏🏼👏🏼
😂
You should win the giveaway
I haered that one it is so funny
Loved the little cup cake lip balms. I would love to try this but i don;t have an artistic bone in my body. My husband would be the one who could do this with out mucking it up. Lol. They are so cute!
I love your DIY cupcake lip balm
Here's a joke: Iggy Azelea
😂
Here's another joke: Donald Trump
+PandaSmilez4ever ha he is dumb
ha😂👏
Which state has the smallest drinks?
Answer: Mini-soda
You Are So Creative! I'v Been Suscribed To You For Almost 2 And A Half Years!
What's the king of all school supplies? The ruler
A pig walked into the bar, he ordered 50 glasses of water the bartender served him the 50 glasses and the pig drank one by one. The bartender then asked if the pig if he needed to use the toilet when he got up to leave. The pig replied with "It's ok, i'll just wee wee wee all the way home"
Asked the pig**
Tbh that was really good.
+costi1962 Tbh I thought this was gonna be a cop joke xDD
are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you!! hahahha
+Camille F ohoh hahaha
You are so smart with these things
I love these so much they look exactly like something I saw at Claire's
Here we go:
Q: Why did Hitler get hit with the baseball?
A: He did Nazi it coming.
Q: When the baseball hit him, what did he say?
A: Oh, nein you didn't!
Q: What's the name of the rock group that has four guys that don't ever sing?
A: Rushmore!
Q: What's it called when you kill a friend?
A: Homie-cide!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KBG.
The KBG who?
We'll be asking the questions here.
Hope this made you laugh...
I get all of them but the last one
What do u call a dancing bun?????.........abundance!!!!
+Emma Chang you copied from the impossible quiz!!!!!!!!!!!
+Ashleigh Bolt I know I couldn't think of anything
what a LOSER joke just like you. you LOSER
+Angela Noyola HATERS gonna hate
+Angela Noyola but I SHAKE it off!
those cupcakes are so cute
This was confusing and I love your channel so much and you rock
Are you a fart. Cuz u blew me away !
Haha😂😂
Weekly Chris pick up line XD
matches with your prof pic tho
Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes.'
+ScarLeia Spring OMG! ME TOO!
Truly Kitty Lol, I know, I just thought it was funny xDDD
+ScarLeia Spring ~sprints downstairs~ ~grabs M&Ms~
OMG I LAUGHED AT THAT even tho its not that funny
Those cupcakes look yummy
I know this was 7yrs ago but they’re amazing and I can’t wait to make them.
I don't know what to say but....what did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead. No nothing? Ok. ILY(◕‿◕✿)
Love your videos and try to attempt making them but I'm not as good as you lol 😂. You are a big crafty inspiration to me
Why
'something funny'
I love you😂
oh no not the dad jokes
soooooooo cute! lovs it!
Toni, you've got some amazing talent!
why cant you give elsa a baloon?
because she will LET IT GO!
Balloon*
why did adele cross the road?
to say hello from the other side
lmaoooo
Ha ha ha ha! made me laugh like crazy!!!!!!
you bitch you stole my joke you little bitch
+Angela Noyola Actually you stole her joke hers was in DECEMBER 2015 YOURS WAS MARCH 2016 dumbass bitch
+Angela Noyola What the heck nobody stole anybody's joke! People have already been saying that. And she didn't take your joke. Just because you just seen it and u didn't see it when u commented doesn't mean that u have to get all salty.
all of the cupcakes are beuatifull
Hi Toni, my name is Hannah and I love your vids! You have the most detailed items! Great work.
why don't you see cows hiding in trees?
because they're good at it.
GIVEAWAY COMMENT:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
DAISY ME ROLLIN, THE HATIN😎😎🚗🚕🚙
they look sooooo good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what did the pencil say to the sharpener. Pencil: I don't think we could be together. Sharpener:why. Pencil: your killing me.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend,now LET ME IN!
Where does a cow go on a date?
To the moooo-vies
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
What kind of fish likes to him tunes?
A tuna fish
Knock knock
Who's there?
Moo
Moo who?
No it's not moo who it's moo moo!
That's all I've got! Bye
Oh I have another
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide
ok what did the cheerleader drink before a big game....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... a root beer
.-.
😂😂😂 cute and funny you got good jokes 😋
I don't get it😂
+Maya Makes u got that from a popsicle stick
Sirelys Sierra maybe
You are the best charm maker and you inspired me to make charms
i love every thing you do
My friend:Why is this black girl so ugly?
Me:Color of her skin is brighter than your future! Bitch.
My instagram:anaspajicc
LOVE YA SO MUCH
This comment made my freaking day😂👌
*single tear falls* This belongs in the MoMA
SCREAMING PNK Lol love ya
+NailArtStudio MoMA stands for Museum of Modern Art
Mary Thompson lol.Sorry.Love ya ❤💞💋
Ok, so I don't want a cupcake thing but I thought it would just be fun to tell a joke!!
heres the joke..
BEFORE YOU STAR READING, the girl its younger than the boy
a boy and his sister (they were young) were talking a bath together, afetr the bath the sister pointed
"whats that"
"shut up" the boy says
"im gonna tell mum" she said
"fine, its mr.wormy"
"cani play with it?" she asked
"eww, NO!" he shouted
"im gonna tell mum!"
and before she could speak he said "fine"
;so after dinner, it was time for bed.
she asked "can i see mr.wormy?"
"koff" he said (he swore)
and she said "im gonna tell mom"
"FINE"
so the boy went to sleep
;he woke up
and he was in the hospital
"mom, what am i doing here?"
"Idk ask your sister" his mom said
"what am i doing here?!" he asked his sister
"wormy spit at me so i bit his head off"
Not that I would even earn a cupcake thing :3
But i hope you like the joke :p
+Lana Ge hahahahahaaha sooo funny lmao
so hilarious
I'm so sorry if that was weird to some of you guys!!!!! xDD
that was a terribly joke my joke about Adele was a million time better
So cute!! I just wish you would go into a bit more details on how you got the shape of the upper and lower pierces
you just BAKED my day
you are very creative girl you know your are SMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need those cupcakes PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love this video so much the cupcakes are to die for
when Toni finally makes a new video... 🎶🎶for the first time in forever🎶🎶⛄⛄❄❄ anyways ,love your channel 😘
Omg these are adorable!
that's really cool how you can make a cupcake lip balm
I love cupcakes!I love your videos!
All the thing that she makes is always the Best☺☺☺☺☺☺
OMG you are so beautiful and so creative!
I'm so happy I almost poop my self because i was happy that you made this video
I really like her nails they are thick and very shiny they have a wonderful color!😀💅
Your totoreals are the best!!!!!!
Omg those are super cute!
teacher:why are you talking during my lesson??
student:why are you teaching during my conversation?
lol
omg I love ur videos so much please make a Christmas candy cane or something in holiday style
The cupcakes and so cute love them
Amazing! You are very talented.
shes so pretty!!!!!
Love love love your vids. So awesome. You have great talent your holding on. Nice lovely charms. This li balm is super cute
YOU'RE AMAZING!! These are SOO awesome!!
when ever i watch one of her vids im really excited i mean always something different always something new oh and you remind me of totoro and i dont know why maybe this is what my german eyes wanna see xD