You mind telling me what you're doing on that wall?

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songs used: Halo 3 - Theme, Halo 2 Anniversary - Theme Scorpion Mix
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[@data4385]

"Master Chief, Why is this page not loading?"
"Sir, ver not found."

[@LucasRomeroDiBenedetto]

Hahahhajaja

[@IofSheikah]

I was like 401, y’all better not let it past 404

[@dinosharttt]

Don’t let it go past

[@dinosharttt]

“404”

[@Fenrigalo]

@@IofSheikah it was at a 500
Now i made it a 501

[@beak_on_bong]

"sircurity camera" oh my god

[@mac6na6na26]

curity camera

[@SaulTeeNutz]

curity camera

[@vermin5367]

Curity camera*

[@Nic-og2qq]

curity camera*

[@lapis77z]

curity camera

[@yottabyte28]

“Master Chief, what are you doing on that computer?”
“Sir, fing the web.”

[@haimalexandernikolchook8280]

Or "sir, thing the web"

[@Vybez-Music]

@@haimalexandernikolchook8280 that's exactly what he said

[@Raxivityy]

@@Vybez-Music no he said fing

[@Emerald_Hermit]

Are you guys not getting it? He said "Sir, fing the web" like surfing the web?

[@AussieBall_Animations]

@@Emerald_Hermit IKR!

[@agentboi4794]

"Master Chief do you mind telling me what you're doing in my math class."
"Sir, cumference."

[@cherrypie8278]

nice

[@AJ-Palermo]

That's a good one lmao

[@PigeonVR646]

Sir,
cumfrence

[@Shockwave-uu8uu]

Sir, face area
Yes I know, that wasn’t that good…

[@spooderman6312]

He's doing sir, cumference or he's fdoing cumference while saying "sir!"

[@CertMediocre]

The best iteration of this meme yet. Blankie mode is a close second.

[@g1sunstreaker584]

what about I Frew Up?

[@sand5474]

That and the slurpy one are the best IMO

[@glitchedoom]

Drinkee my Slurpee

[@masonschmid2329]

But sir, drinkie my slurpie

[@g1sunstreaker584]

@@berorrim I did not know this and it's hilarious

[@necro5430]

“Chief? Mind telling me what you’re going as a Fan?”
“Sir. Culation.”

[@Fosi94]

HAHA

[@Rudxain]

*Renai has entered the chat*

[@XPertAng]

Sir, wind

[@dorian4191]

Funni

[@forcetimer71]

Good one

[@someguy7909]

"Master Chief, you mind telling me why you're wearing clown makeup?"
"Sir, cus."

[@OPTIMUMELITE]

"Sir ,I'm trying to catch clussy".

[@Mr.Joe_Daddy]

@@OPTIMUMELITE you ruined it

[@FartSticksXDlol]

@@OPTIMUMELITE you just had to fuck up

[@NectarIsReal]

@@OPTIMUMELITE leave and never come back

[@kevCjm6dhhihiujkbbhjhvcfyhuiij]

@@OPTIMUMELITE "Wort! Wort! Wort!"

[@LaziestPotato]

"Master Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that fancy meal?"
"Sir, loin steak"

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

​@@formersamonellaclone
🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dexter037S4]

He turned himself into a security camera
funniest shit i've ever seen.

[@Heathcliff_LCB]

Yeah and this sciencetist turn himself into a pickel and blew up

[@polboy787]

Curity camera

[@w232mate]

oh my god 420 likes let me change that

[@w232mate]

heh. no longer nice

[@polboy787]

@@w232mate how about we make your comment have 69 likes

[@elitedestroyer0083]

This is the only security camera capable of recording above 144p.

[@SnowEspeon]

you’re right, it records at 343p

[@5446isnotmynumber]

@@SnowEspeon 117

[@redusto4505]

It does at 720p

[@InkKidGaming]

Easily 4K, possibly 8K

[@smoldoggy1005]

117k

[@S3NS_]

“Chief, mind telling me what you’re doing with those waves?”
*“Sir, fing.”*

[@ZacharySkan]

"Master cheif, you mind telling me why you are in that bottle"
"Sir, up."

[@corinthiansdaniels3728]

No no just no

[@cherrypie8278]

@@corinthiansdaniels3728 yes yes just yes

[@patootie3529]

would've worked if sir was pronounced as syr, damn

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

​@@patootie3529some people pronounce it SERup and some people pronounce it SIERup.

[@Salutethesun2]

It's bc they put the manshlrbr chefde in the soder

[@codytate1469]

“Chief? Mind telling me what you’re doing on that wall?”
Sir, veillance.

[@qbwkp]

Better than the one in the video haha

[@zachmacklin1290]

Underrated comment

[@peacekeeper9919]

My god

[@Cheesy_33]

Great comment, Cody!

[@codytate1469]

@@Cheesy_33 Thanks Cody!

[@MrSinfold]

this channel is basically an obscure method of telling dad jokes in a funny voice

[@GianniMatragrano]

Yes

[@benjamin17]

@@GianniMatragrano هاها كلمة عربية مضحكة

[@mcvoid7052]

@@benjamin17 absolutely horrifying

[@local_stranger]

@@benjamin17 translation: ha ha arabic language funny

[@randomserb761]

@@local_stranger
Haha funny Arabic word*

[@Ammiad]

"Master chief, mind telling me why you are collecting all this wheat?"
"Sir, plus"

[@superb_gaming_5]

Wow.

[@Sorrelhas]

Also known as "Sir, Veillance Camera"

[@miasweatman7340]

that works better imo

[@wallabra]

gosh I chuckled aaaaa whyyyyy my existence feels foiled

[@DharMahn_]

@@miasweatman7340 indeed it does

[@hugoguh1]

a sirveillance camera???!?

[@WollaWinkie]

@@hugoguh1 yes

[@Alakazeno]

"Master Chief"
"Mind telling why your wearing a Peasant Costume?"
*"Sir, vant"*

[@dannyc6631]

"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're planning for my birthday this year?"
"Sir,
prise party."

[@Tigershark_3082]

Wholesome

[@scoobysnax]

well now you've ruined the sirprise!

[@CptPrice-qr6ng]

Ah yes, my favourite videogame song, "Last sir, prise"

[@lyazzatification]

I didn’t get a surprise party, I got no gifts, only gifts I got where from my BFF and she was the only one that came, I celebrated alone with my mom, other then that nobody else came

[@kurocomics]

Not anymore

[@-Johake-]

Sir, I’m keeping watch for any hot single moms that may or may not be in my area.

[@giornogiovanna8353]

Kakyoin camera

[@soldadoryanbr7776]

"my husband was killed in reach,all I want is s..."

[@-Johake-]

@@giornogiovanna8353 Kakyoin Camera, Kakyoin Camera

[@no-man_baugh]

I
Few up

[@Sergito800]

maybe...YOU are the single hot mom in your area!

[@Himothy192]

“Master Chief? Mind telling me what Ellie is to Joel in The Last of Us?”
“Sir, ogate daughter.”

[@cane9965]

"Master chief... You mind telling me why you're faceplanted on your desk for hours while Autodesk Maya is on your screen?"
"Sir, rendering."

[@CasualSlayer]

In my first year of animation and this is unbelievably relatable.

[@glitchedoom]

Now that's some good wordplay.

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

holy shit double joke

[@AnimalsAreTheBestOfTheBest]

​@@CasualSlayer like bro, blender is tiring asf

[@LemoneMan]

"Chief? Mind telling me why you're in a jack in the box?"
"Sir, prise."

[@darkpalm1242]

🤣🤣🤣

[@reinodeforaminia8322]

XD

[@aztv1615]

Lmao

[@yousufguro8030]

It would be better if captain price from cod asked this and then he said : sir price

[@sazurishin6688]

@@yousufguro8030 Would love a meme about that

[@zawarudo1951]

"Chief? Mind telling me what you're doing with that scalpel?"
Sir, cumcision

[@samu1055r]

the best one I've found so far

[@piggyyes3836]

"Chief? why are you giving that guy a pink lemonade?"
Sir, vice

[@nib_y0utub3]

“Master Chief, you mind telling me what mode you’re playing in Minecraft?”
“Sir, vival Mode.”

[@maahtigor]

@Mr. crusader *YOU MONSTER!!*

[@yigakong1187]

@Mr. crusader wow cool and original and funny and epic and reddit and

[@yigakong1187]

@Mr. crusader *because that’s what heroes do Elon Musk r/ihavereddit doge bitcoin*

[@coolhyperspace]

@@yigakong1187 I’m confused what’s going on

[@kingcreeper1388]

@Mr. crusader but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@sumdumbtopics]

"Master chief, you mind telling me what your doing putting all these birthday decorations up?"
"Sir. prise."

[@cameraman6277]

“Master Chief, do you mind telling me why you’re defending point A instead of point C?”
“Sir, curing the point.”

[@mixmasterX28]

i fucking love this guy his voices are amazing my god

[@user-sn5bw3gh5f]

true

[@christianguest63]

to think he gets all self doubting about how someone else makes the memes and he "just voices them over" like he's amazing in his own right
he's a kind loving boi

[@bananamanbro6613]

**snap** nice pfp

[@minxxd]

@@bananamanbro6613 who are they and where are they from

[@minxxd]

Who is the person in ur profile picture and where are they from

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

Master Chief, mind telling me why you're taking that man's liver out of his body?
Sir,gery.

[@oto824]

Sir, gory

[@deers_official]

Sir,gery for the black market

[@martinezseymore3007]

To then burn

[@user-lb3ut1hp7e]

“Chief, mind telling me what painting genre this is?”
“Sir, real.”

[@QuandaleDingle5752]

"master chief mind telling me what your doing with that first aid kit"
sir-viving

[@xquisid]

"I don't know what else to make myself happy as before."
"Sir. A tonin."

[@skywatcher458]

_Releasing Neurotoxin_

[@RosserJackson]

@@skywatcher458 Alexa no

[@lesouth0348]

@@RosserJackson i read this out loud and my echo dot jumpscared me

[@arkhamaslume]

@@skywatcher458 GLaDOS, please no.

[@Daily_Meat_Dealer]

"Chief, would you mind telling me what you're doing on that forklift"
"Sir, tified"

[@saltyshakrisfreakinawesome1111]

It’s too late, Sonic…

[@Willio20000]

Muahahahahaha
Muahaha-

[@Aguyonaride]

Omg AHHHHHHH

[@Aguyonaride]

@Zote from the hit indie platformer, Hollow Knight lol finally someone finished it

[@endy5175]

xD

[@tyler2827]

“Master Chief, you mind telling what you’re doing on that wall?”
“Sir, veillance”

[@TheJinkleton]

"Chief, You Mind Telling me the rank of that solider?
"Sir,Gent."

[@jacobcasler8684]

"Chief, you mind telling me why you are in an art museum with the distorted paintings?"
"Sir... Real."

[@theone-tg4ey]

This game really makes you feel like a master chief game 10/10 ,. Ghost shadow raid of people of renown.

[@StNick119]

"Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing with that fractal?"
"Sir, piński triangle."

[@void_xd430]

how to pronounce?

[@chrisbagley7034]

I laughed at this for way too long.

[@Dr.CharlieAlbright]

@@void_xd430 ń in that context sounds like the spanish n with the ~ on top

[@sidharthvitthanala9935]

Pronounced like it looks i think

[@AussieBall_Animations]

Master chief, mind telling me what you’re doing on you’re phone?
Sir, vido

[@Proto_Labs]

"Chief? Mind telling me what your checking?"
sir. Cumstance

[@tazergraphics]

"Chief? Mind telling me what you're putting on your pancakes?"
"Sir, up."

[@jerelle_]

Nice

[@jaisotheunfathomablybased7135]

@Loyal Jaguars fan since 2015_2-6_Duuvaaal you understood it though right? Then shut up

[@tazergraphics]

@Dog 🐕 Dog

[@justarandomcow107]

@Dog 🐕 mooo

[@justarandomcow107]

@@tazergraphics moo

[@Duffus]

Who else is going to protect the halo-shaped onion rings from the food mall?

[@lostnotyetfound6013]

A certain fluffy boy, perhaps

[@tyralexander]

@@lostnotyetfound6013 You mean Lancer? I don't think Lancer is too fond of onion rings

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

@@tyralexander since when were skeletons fluffy?

[@inolongerusethisaccount4004]

@@carlwheezerofsouls3273 ever since some cringe idiot decided to draw some random skeleton with fluffy ears and called it cute

[@Espartanica]

F o o d m a l l

[@Solarblight]

youtube has provided the best halo meme it has to offer

[@Cody_64]

“Master chief, you mind telling what you’re with this headset?”
“Sir, vice”

[@unworthy.potato]

I too look at people every day

[@traskforge]

Gay :/

[@yarknark]

@@traskforge ay yo is somethin wrong with being gay

[@traskforge]

@@yarknark yeah its gay

[@yarknark]

@@traskforge ok but is it bad to be gay

[@aidan2727]

@@yarknark no but being gay is gay

[@daguyshetellsyounottoworryabt]

“Chief? Mind telling me what’s so interesting in that maple tree?”
“Sir. Rup.”

[@DOTMDeath]

No reply’s?
-insert megamind meme format here-

[@Localghost5075]

as a canadian can relate

[@xtr3me663]

"Chief, you mind telling me what you work on in your engineering job?"
"Sir, cuts

[@CallMeMimi27]

Master Chief, mind you tell me what are you doing with that meat in the grill?
Sir, loin.

[@gdrandomperson2183]

"Master Chief, why are you so round?"
"Sir, Cle."
Why does this have 5k likes

[@BrusselSpr0ut]

😐

[@K-i-p-p]

Lol

[@kashjpm2272]

I don't get it, can someone explain this one?
Edit :circle

[@thomasl724]

@@kashjpm2272 circle, sir cle

[@yigakong1187]

Why the hell did I think your pfp looked like the petscop guardian

[@StriderStryker]

This clip is so much better than the TV show.

[@Blaze00XD]

0:04 “SIR, CURITY CAMERA”

[@patootie3529]

you don't have to make a stupid comment like this in a video less than ten seconds long

[@dotdyboii5023]

“Chief? You mind telling me what Minecraft mode your playing?”
“Sir, vival mode.”

[@kevinmahaley4916]

👍

[@cube3558]

Minceraft otrys omed

[@ryth-]

The way "Curity Camera" is being said makes it sound like a little kid pretending saying it and I absolutely love it

[@the_rose_garden01]

That's my favorite part

[@larsiparsii]

I didn't get the full joke before I read through the comments 🤦‍♂️

[@wombit]

master chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in that pc?
sir,
cuit board.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

Very well done, 10/10.

[@PrestaPretzel]

sir,
cut board

[@Liam-fd4uh]

I tried to sound out cuitry for a few seconds too long and I am disappointed in myself

[@ssjkaryuusennin]

@@Liam-fd4uh I'm also disappointed at myself so wtf does that mean

[@Crandon-de1st]

@@C-on more clever than funny but you can keep scrolling if ya don’t find it funny cuz that was basically the whole point of the video too

[@GlitchedBlox]

"Master Chief, mind telling me why you're flying that Syrian flag?"
"Sir, Ria."

[@Chantubegamer]

Master cheif is so influential, he turned himself into a *Sircruity camera* .

[@raptor1599]

And I shit you not it was the funniest shit I've ever seen

[@Gevs]

LES GO

[@theone-tg4ey]

Shhhh I think they are catching on guys , I'm so proud of them.

[@AlexanderWangwastaken]

Sir cruity

[@silentstreamr]

"Master Chief, would you mind telling me another way a saying to give up on a fight?"
"Sir, render"

[@Baage73]

"Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that white flag?"

[@silentstreamr]

Yeah, that's a better way of saying that :P

[@McDonalds-Cat72]

​@@Baage73"Sir, rendering."

[@haydenwoodyard3624]

“Chief, mind telling me what you’re doing camping in my backyard?”
“Sir, viving.”

[@Jessica21655]

I watched this so many times on a different account and laughed so hard

[@darnguccitoast362]

i want to make a funny haha comment but like what the fuck am I supposed to say it’s curity camera nothing else can be said

[@maestrofeli4259]

yeah

[@michaelportillo5663]

Sir...curity camera

[@Pomek36]

True

[@darnguccitoast362]

@@michaelportillo5663 i was happy living my life not realizing the pun in this godforsaken video damnit

[@maestrofeli4259]

@@darnguccitoast362 same

[@soldadoryanbr7776]

Sir,keeping the covenant away from my garage

[@user-zv5dq6hg8v]

Master Chief, do you mind telling me what your doing with those wires?
Sir, cuit

[@gochem3013]

How cute that Master Chief has his own Sir-curity Camera form

[@petrossi301]

“Master Chief, what is this?”
“Sir, tified hood classic”

[@vasttopic_player9971]

💀😭😭😭😭🤣IM DONE IM DONE IM DONE, THIS IS OUT OF THE UNIVERSE FUNNY!

[@AstroSparkk]

Master chief, you mind telling me what your doing in that pizzarea,
Sir, viving the night

[@Lystr0saur]

I feel like 'sirveilance' slides off the tongue more than 'sircurity'

[@dylanrampage9360]

That would of been just as funny.....mean while half the people who seen the video can t get the joke an don't understand word play

[@dongle2867]

@@dylanrampage9360 At first I thought you were baiting but then I saw another comment

[@MrConna6]

Surveillance cameras don't look like this thought they're like a ft by two ft and have multiple lenses

[@aarotox5573]

I saw this video a long time ago but didn't realize it was posted by such a legend

[@YaBoyBilly88]

“Chief ypu mind telling me what your doing in the cereal isle”
“Sir. Real”

[@peashootergaming7903]

Entertainment

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

the pun is so powerful that some people in the comments cannot comprehend it, truly you need a high IQ to understand Gianna Matragrano’s content.

[@err894]

Yes Carl, Wheezer of souls

[@dylanrampage9360]

Yeah pretty funny how people can't get the joke an think its just curity camera.....mean while those of us who have more than 2 brain cells get it....for those of you who don't get it (can't believe im explaining this) sir-curity camera= security camera, its clever word play guys

[@XxXMrSisterFisterXxX]

@@dylanrampage9360 idk i scrolled through the comments for a couple minutes and didn't see a single person who didn't get the joke

[@jaymora4762]

R/ bossfight Carl, Wheezer of souls. (Ik its not reddit but its funny to me)

[@4thi13]

It is high IQ content.

[@biharimark5506]

"Master Chief, mind telling me the name of that so called detective?"
*"Sir, Lock"*

[@adaug27]

"Snake, you mind telling me what you're doing eating that reticulated python?"
"Sir, vival."

[@BRACERFENIX]

Master Chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing in that forerunner structure?
Sir, curing our marines from the flood.

[@esch9329]

Master Chief? You mind telling me what shape you are drawing?
Sir, cle

[@hashiispep]

pissing

[@hashiispep]

oh he's a camera

[@Not_Claptrap]

You were so early you didnt even get to the punchline in a 8 second video

[@sand5474]

pissing

[@FenceGuy10106]

“Chief, what are you doing on Google?”
“Sir, ching.”

[@kornkorn4202]

Thank you for the video that's been on loop in my head ever since I started working as a security guard 💕

[@buntarts4731]

Chief took “defend this station” to a whole new level😳

[@HPsawus]

“Chief! What you doing on that damn unicycle?”
“SIR, cus”

[@nooneimportant13]

"gladly WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"

[@user-td1fu2ps6l]

"Master Chief do you mind telling me why my page isn't showing up?"
"Sir" "ver not found"

[@St0pLookingAtMyProfile]

*He's a security camera, and still whoops covenant ass.*

[@BingusBongus362]

You da real steve from minecraft

[@retribusion]

when 343 guilty spark leaves you alone in the library

[@RWR_rl.]

“ it IS lowkey poggers sir! “

[@brodygamer83]

Almost 3 years later٫ it's on my fyp

[@pog8559]

"Chief? Mind telling me what what you do for a living"
"Sir,ving for army"

[@thechairdevilvergil3141]

"Master chief, mind telling why my servo is not working?"
"Sir,vo too weak"

[@TheHazeKnight]

"Sir, veillance"

[@amtrakpepsiproduct1605]

"Master Chief, can you explain why we have entire inventories of unsold WII-Us?"
"Sir, plus inventory."

[@calebjohnson3537]

"Master Chief? You mind telling me what you're doing on that grill?"
Sir. Loin.

[@danio156]

Like how he says curity camera imstead of security camera

[@user-cj4fu8qq9b]

sir-curity camera

[@justsomerandomdude8555]

Man this is so old, nice to see it again

[@prestonlockwood5162]

The creativity in this video is surprising

[@willhall796]

“Master chief, mind telling me what you’re doing behind me?”
“Sir, Prise.”

[@playfulurge9197]

"She's such a selfish lady, right?"
"Sir, cuss."
"Right, that's where that monkey belongs."

[@ladybloodieify]

who ever made the design of the camera like that needs a raise

[@chad5526]

I've been getting this in my recommended for about a half a year now and I'm not mad, I'm enjoying it

[@applebottomjeans7455]

"Cheif, why are you rolling?"
"Sir-cle

[@kittenplaz]

god it all links back to mr gabriel ultrakill.. no matter what meme i wanna see this guy has it....

[@sus_stick]

dey put da master chief on da surveillance camera.

[@rhomayyann4691]

He looks so focused and determined up there.

[@Eric-ls2ej]

“Chief, you mind telling me what you’re playing?"
“Sir, cure Contain Protect Containment Breach.”

[@MegoZ_]

I cannot believe it's been 2 years since this came out

[@zanelindberg927]

I laughed way more than I should have, thank you