You forgot about Lieutenant Parisa the friend who Chief promised to marry when they were children and she's still going to hold Chief to that promise. She's also a Marine. So I'm sure she would love to meet that fake love interest they made up. While holding her M6 Magnum. Aka Chief's promised wife would kill a hoe over Master Chief. Lol.
This bot makes some seriously good points 'if they wanted some sort of romantic relationship use my good friend Avery Johnson' (not direct quote) So insightful... and frightnening
while I agree, I do (personally) see some good stuff (that was criminally underused) silver team was actually cool, and the armor was awesome! (I made Lego versions of riz and vannak) the fight scene in episode 5 of the first season was awesome! ....let's see....*season 2....* ahhh....the flood was alright... could've been better, but, the set up was eerie...hmmm... I really love the arbiter! he's awesome and terrifying! even his own subordinates seemed afraid of him (like when he went full Darth Vader) ....despite that, I think after season 3, the show needs a rewrite to fix those mistakes. like, the fallout TV show is made by someone who is actually obsessed with fallout! and if you look at the trailer, it actually has the true feel of fallout! I think that's what the halo TV show needs (along with a rewrite) oh! I totally forgot! "what do you eat?" "nuts, bolts, chips...that was a joke--" "yeah I know" literally, the only master chief line we ever heard!!
@@devinknox7558not likely because you’d have to pay him for real audio and this video alone would’ve cost a few hundred USD to get 7 minutes of him speaking I met him and it was like $80 for a minute of him recording custom lines as chief Probably AI
Chief it's just a TV show it's not historically accurate nor will it ever be I even read the books and I've read your story and read your file you're a damn hero in my book but give it a rest it's not historically accurate if it literally said the fall of reach based on a true story then I'd probably be an up in arms and throw a plasma grenade at this point@@MasterCheeksOfficial
The fact that you need a website to tell you how to enjoy media shows a lack of media literacy on your part. Cannon doesn't matter. The parts of the media you like matter, and the parts you dont don't matter.
@osperberes one of the most critical pieces of character development master chief ever goes through is him losing his very first training exercise because he rushed ahead and abandoned his team. Do you people even read the books????
@ollanius_papyrus80 yeah but he wasn't the MC then. Doesn't count. Seriously though, he always completes the mission, but he has lost a lot of lives under his command and protection.
What fucking grinds my gears about this is that there is PLENTY of lore to go off of but Paramount just had to go and fuck everything up and invent new characters and stories.
Fr, when I heard that stuff about “we didn’t look at the games” I was still willing to let them give them a chance bc I assumed they meant “we looked at the books and expanded lore rather than the games” but nah they didn’t do that either
@@MasterCheeksOfficialStop clowning around, they said that over 2 years ago, for season 1 and they were different showrunners no longer there in season 2.
Exactly the show doesn’t use any plots from the books or lore. It’s just a terrible fanfic. I still can’t believe they did a whole chosen one trope and made Spartan 3s regular marines and had 0 ODSTs, no Johnson, no foehammer, nothing. And they made Reth a crackhead 😂😂😂
THANK YOU for acknowledging Covie girl was a POW for THAT scene. I knew the show's writing was shit from the start, but that scene showed me that the writers might legitimately have brain damage. That whole scene was played off as being romantic, but that was a war crime through and through. It was especially stupid because they were operating under the assumption that she was an enemy agent, but they were treating her as a refugee. So, either Jimmy Rings sexually assaulted an enemy POW that was captive and couldn't offer consent, or he sexually assaulted a refugee who was detained-- someone which he was supposed to be guarding-- so she couldn't offer her consent. Either way they turned him into a rapist. Top-tier writing there. Also, they absolutely ruined Halsey as a character. In the show, she's clearly depicted as a self-serving villain that shows absolutely no remorse for what she did to the Spartans, and she continues to exploit them for her own ends. In the books, she admits that what she did is wrong, but she also claims that there was no other way. She truly believed that it had to happen to save mankind from itself, and so she judged that the ruination of the lives of 75 children was worth saving the lives of potentially billions of others. Was it wrong? Yes. Was it right to preserve mankind by sacrificing only a few children? Also yes. There's an argument to be made for both decisions, which is why it makes book Halsey a far more intriguing character than the show Halsey could ever be.
Don't forget Chief letting Cortana take over. Then instantly be like yeah we fixed that. I think those two things showed how badly written the show is. Could have milked his coma and had cortana doing stuff for him for two episodes before back peddling on that point.
My head went off the roof when I saw she was still alive. I though killing her character was the least they could’ve done at the end, taking that mistake to the grave but no, they decided to get give Master Cheeks and the alien chick a second round.
This needs to go viral. The chief is not only an icon of gaming the likes of Mario, sonic, and doom guy, but firmly embedded in the hearts of those of us that were along for the ride. Who is this show for?
There are so many time periods that a TV show could explore, adapting novels or telling a new story in the Halo lore: Forerunner-Ancient Human war, Forerunner-Flood War, immediate aftermath of the Human-Covenant war, Elite civil war, rise of the Banished, the Created Crisis, the 6 month on Zeta Halo Paramount: Nope, desert monk annoying girl chosen one "Covenant human" master cheeks and yes we can't forget about war crime
I mean wasn’t the entire reason we went to war with the covenant was because they thought we were descendants of some religious belief they believed in?
Ya'll fake trolls fans of this Disney shenangins tryna create fake shiznit by exposing your fake "anti-sleep"ness. Witness these mentrocities of entertainment. There will no longer be good hollywood tv. We must fight the future or embrace entropy
AI is brilliant yet scary at the same time. Still pretty much sums up the shitshow thats the Halo TV series. Now we just need Johnson's input on how they portrayed his buddy Master Chief.
This is how I imagine Shepard reacted to that movie, "Citadel", that was meant to be an in-universe adaptation of the events of the first Mass Effect game.
You forgot to mention they killed captain keys to save people who were evacuating reach. When in the game, noble 6 died to save captain keys to flee reach. That is when I stopped watching.
He wasn't even on reach when the covenant attacked he was on the autumn in orbit only Spartans on the planet were sent to defend the super Mac gun generators
I mean he has like thousands of pounds on him with his armor. So I mean the couch being destroyed is probably because of his weight with all the armor he’s wearing.
0:23 "I'm about to watch the first season now. I'll be sure to let you know all my thoughts and feelings after I'm done." I bursted out in laughter. 5:27 "Now I'm gonna check out season 2 and see if it was able to improve in any way. Hopefully they listened to criticism and managed to course correc..." I'm struggling to catch my breath and have to wipe tears from my eyes. The fact that the next picture got darker just made me wheez while laughing even harder... :'D Thanks for the vid!
I'm going to tell my kids the Paramount Halo TV show was made by the covenant as propaganda to disprove the acts they've done against humanity. The number of times I was watching this wondering, what would Master Chief do to only see them do exactly OPPOSITE any Spartan would ever do... The coin flip got me though, really writing there...
Waiting for season 3 to show master chief wake up from cryo and Cortana asking if everything’s okay due to high heart rate and chief is like don’t wanna talk about it.
Imagine if Arbiter sets his Opinions of the season 2 as well. Dude, he's going to be so pissed off that a rip off version of him just died in the very ending. Not that he's our for real boy in halo 2 or 3 but hey, there Arbiter.
The arbiter they were portraying in the paramount series would be the precursor to Thel. Master cheeks is only just now on the ring and the events that transpired on that ring is what leads to him becoming the arbiter
This is so absolutely incredible and I cannot wait to watch every episode of this that comes out. This is 100000000x better than the show and huge congrats on this. Excellent
@@HereToSeenot after what the did to Star Wars. I’d rather no tv show than any one of these garbage companies make one. I’d say give it to a Japanese company so they can another anime like legends. I’d prefer live action but as long as it’s a good story it could honestly be South Park paper cut outs for all I care
HBO fucked Game of Thrones. Don’t even go there. The ONLY place a Halo Series could be made perfectly is on Netflix back in like 2014. We just live in the wrong era now, with DEI and wokeness.
I can confirm this is actual accurate Master Chief lore. 😂 That was really good. Doesn't feel like it is A.I. generated even though it is unless you hired the original actor of Master Chief.
Even when they say it's not canon to the original source material it doesn't change the idea that that feels like a cop-out and that this is a shameless cash grab to its name.
@@toringmort4231Those stupid cortana inner dialogue sections were the worst thing about what was otherwise a masterpiece game for its time. The obsession with cortana is what helped kill halo, she should never have been anything more than just a piece of the narration to give us something to think about as we blast covenant and flood with various weapons, slowly revealing a bit of lore and being there to hack open every door that chief should logically not be able to pass by on his own. She was nothing more than a narrative tool to begin with and she should have stayed a narrative tool.
@@Azorees-oj5zr Lol I know. The closest thing in the lore is called a Geas, which deals with neural physics. But the writers of the show didn’t know the lore enough to even mention that. That’s why they have weird Shamans that don’t belong in Halo
I know it has been 2 years since the TV show premierd, but I think I just realised something, about the infamous Chief and Makee plot point. While I 100% agree it is awful and clear character assassination for Chief, I belive its possible that Makee originates from very early extended lore from the classic halo era. In the novelisation of CE ("Halo: The Flood") there is a female ODST named Melissa McKay, She fights alongside the chief, and at one point she even sees John outside of his armor. In a FEW LINES in the book, there are VERY, VERY SUBTLE hints that the Chief might have been interested in her. As he is escaping from halo In the longsword, "He thought about sargent Melissa McKay. The womans calm green eyes. He never had the chance to get to know her better." I think what happend, is that the showrunners, read some of the books instead of looking at the games, and desperately looked for any traces of romance, this beeing the best they could lach on to. Turning McKay, into Makee.
This was awesome! I literally laughed out loud about 4 times. Great job, and seemingly an accurate perspective from my playing the games and reading the books. Thanks!
MC is so emotional about the show... just as if...he wants to deny... being an actor staring in some other RUclips video. I think this announcement is a season 3 teaser! HEY YOU GUYS! SEASON 3 IS CONFIRMED!!!!
The thing is Chief was on Reach. But he has his own little story called Fall of Reach explaining it. When the large ship takes off in the game Reach thanks to your defense. It is carrying a sleeping Chief..... Who wakes up at the start of Halo 1 Combat Evolved
🫡 All they had to do was take the Fall of Reach & expand it into a tv series. Show the 1st encounter with the Covenant. Have Halsey develop the Spartan Project. Recruit the kids & show how their struggles training & developing into the iconic team they became. End the 1st season with the reveal of Project Mjolnir. Season 2 should have been a Band of Brothers style endeavor showing their 1st deployment against the Covenant. They could continue with that almost indefinitely seeing that there were 30 some odd years of war to cover. Eventually, they could have rolled into the actual Fall of Reach & the events of the 1st game. It was a squandered opportunity.
I like how Chief remains mostly professional when reviewing Season 1 of the series, and then as he reviews Season 2, the professionalism is dropped due to how much he HATED it, which was pretty funny.
Sliver team does exist, though chief isn’t apart of it, Kai, Vannak, and Riz are 3 of the Spartans that are with fireteam omega in the Arcadia outskirts mission in Halo Wars
@@Azorees-oj5zr you can go on their halopedia pages. I just looked it up myself and I was mistaken, they WERE apart of Omega, but then assigned to Silver. There’s 2 different pages for each one of them. The halo show versions of these characters have for example “Kai-125/Silver” when the real main story is just “Kai-125”
@@aydenmorse2481 so, you’re using the wiki as your source? The same wiki that anyone can edit? I’m afraid you’ll need to give me a better source than that.
@@Azorees-oj5zr it was not stated in any books or novels, but on halopedia, and a few online websites say that they are 3/6 members of omega, they did get retconned, but omega comprised of Leon, August, and Robert (which were the three we knew for a little while now) and the other three unnamed ones were then retconned to Vannak, Riz and Kai to get them into the main timeline.
@@aydenmorse2481 so, they’re not mentioned in the actual game, they’re not mentioned in the any of the books either, the only source is the wiki. I’m sorry to tell you this but they’re not canon to the main timeline then.
If any of you have read Halo Evolution there is a small side story where John actually had a childhood sweetheart who he promised to get together or marry but she believed him to be dead because of the flash clone Halsey created during the kidnapping for Spartans. Years later at the time in the Covenant War he sees again for the first time in years. The reason he could remember was because she kept something he gave her and she still waits for him on that day he promised. He doesn't say anything about who he is or what he has become. He continues to fight. That makes it tragic knowing a lot was taken from the first generation of Spartans.
Lol, that short story was pretty terrible. Having a line like "I would drop my panties and have your babies right now if you wanted," (or something similar) was a little batshit
OK everything master chief described about the show is exactly how I reacted when I first saw season one and season two all the way. I swear I totally relate to master chief, right there. Yeah the people that made this didn’t do their homework on halo at all. I’m watching Mr. invincible now because at least they stick with some of the comic stuff I mean the games were based off the books from halo. so it’s like they didn’t even bother following the books either. we need one with the arbiter reacting to the show, I guarantee you he would have the same results in the very pissed off way. Considering the arbiter they had in this show was killed off at the end of season two
Check out Arby & Chief’s Podcast: ruclips.net/p/PLE8bHR-FG582uz6zNS14SlUsZOaLDoLZi&si=ZgOl79Wy_oZ64Gy9
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You forgot about Lieutenant Parisa the friend who Chief promised to marry when they were children and she's still going to hold Chief to that promise.
She's also a Marine. So I'm sure she would love to meet that fake love interest they made up. While holding her M6 Magnum. Aka Chief's promised wife would kill a hoe over Master Chief. Lol.
This bot makes some seriously good points
'if they wanted some sort of romantic relationship use my good friend Avery Johnson' (not direct quote)
So insightful... and frightnening
while I agree, I do (personally) see some good stuff (that was criminally underused) silver team was actually cool, and the armor was awesome! (I made Lego versions of riz and vannak) the fight scene in episode 5 of the first season was awesome! ....let's see....*season 2....* ahhh....the flood was alright... could've been better, but, the set up was eerie...hmmm... I really love the arbiter! he's awesome and terrifying! even his own subordinates seemed afraid of him (like when he went full Darth Vader) ....despite that, I think after season 3, the show needs a rewrite to fix those mistakes. like, the fallout TV show is made by someone who is actually obsessed with fallout! and if you look at the trailer, it actually has the true feel of fallout! I think that's what the halo TV show needs (along with a rewrite) oh! I totally forgot! "what do you eat?" "nuts, bolts, chips...that was a joke--" "yeah I know" literally, the only master chief line we ever heard!!
@@Dantemo.-pl8mc Naw this show is super gay.
..............huh....?
That scene when Chief is fully nude is poetic. It shows how the show stripped everything halo from the material
LITERALLY lol
BRO!!!!!!!!!!
Did they have his helmet on while nude
“this would never happen, even if the rest of my armor was gone for some reason my helmet would be on”
Master Cheeks.
“Sir permission to leave the station.”
“For what purpose Master Chief?”
“To give the Halo showrunners a writing lesson.”
“Permission granted.”
For a brick he flew pretty good
I’m the 117th like. Oorah!
You capture the same energy as John's inner monologues in the books. If he had to sit through the Paramount Halo, this would be his thought process.
is this actually the VA?
@@devinknox7558not likely because you’d have to pay him for real audio and this video alone would’ve cost a few hundred USD to get 7 minutes of him speaking
I met him and it was like $80 for a minute of him recording custom lines as chief
Probably AI
@@rileyscheller7739 fair point
Guys. That was AI.
Yes, this is AI, and I wasn't referring to the voice actor, I was referring to the video poster who wrote the script.
"I felt dirty just watching it."
Me too, Chief, me too.
I don't want to give this another like because it is currently at 117. Master Chief is watching!
@danielm.2377 that’s right, I am
Chief it's just a TV show it's not historically accurate nor will it ever be I even read the books and I've read your story and read your file you're a damn hero in my book but give it a rest it's not historically accurate if it literally said the fall of reach based on a true story then I'd probably be an up in arms and throw a plasma grenade at this point@@MasterCheeksOfficial
Lmao I have never watched it an because I know it exists makes me feel dirty
According to the official Halo encyclopedia the show is not canon, thank god
Thank God!
@@xfbouncer6650 Still doesn't excuse the fact the show is a pile of hot garbage....and that's putting it lightly
@@CaptainCorpse172 I don't think you understand what they're relieved about.
@@CaptainCorpse172Bro, I am relieved that the garbage ass "halo" TV show is not canon. I was agreeing with the comment I replied to.
The fact that you need a website to tell you how to enjoy media shows a lack of media literacy on your part. Cannon doesn't matter. The parts of the media you like matter, and the parts you dont don't matter.
The fact people could think that Chief would lose anything (especially his virginity) is unfathomable.
he never loses
funny thing that he had 2 potential love interests before 343 ruined his story. Lieutenant Parisa and i think the second one was
Linda-058.
@osperberes one of the most critical pieces of character development master chief ever goes through is him losing his very first training exercise because he rushed ahead and abandoned his team. Do you people even read the books????
@ollanius_papyrus80 yeah but he wasn't the MC then. Doesn't count. Seriously though, he always completes the mission, but he has lost a lot of lives under his command and protection.
But it’s not a true “loss” it’s just him being bad ass.
What fucking grinds my gears about this is that there is PLENTY of lore to go off of but Paramount just had to go and fuck everything up and invent new characters and stories.
Fr, when I heard that stuff about “we didn’t look at the games” I was still willing to let them give them a chance bc I assumed they meant “we looked at the books and expanded lore rather than the games” but nah they didn’t do that either
Yeah they forgot to mention that they didn't look at the lore either lol.@@MasterCheeksOfficial
Dude shut the f up, the lore isn't even that different from the main universe. They're very faithfully adapting the lore.
@@MasterCheeksOfficialStop clowning around, they said that over 2 years ago, for season 1 and they were different showrunners no longer there in season 2.
Exactly the show doesn’t use any plots from the books or lore. It’s just a terrible fanfic. I still can’t believe they did a whole chosen one trope and made Spartan 3s regular marines and had 0 ODSTs, no Johnson, no foehammer, nothing. And they made Reth a crackhead 😂😂😂
Master Chief chilling on a couch while roasting the Halo TV show goes so hard.
I like how Master Chief was so apalled that by his take on Season 2 his professionalism just shot out of an airlock and he just started cussing.
Fax he started cursing that’s when I bol 😂😂😂😂
THANK YOU for acknowledging Covie girl was a POW for THAT scene. I knew the show's writing was shit from the start, but that scene showed me that the writers might legitimately have brain damage. That whole scene was played off as being romantic, but that was a war crime through and through. It was especially stupid because they were operating under the assumption that she was an enemy agent, but they were treating her as a refugee. So, either Jimmy Rings sexually assaulted an enemy POW that was captive and couldn't offer consent, or he sexually assaulted a refugee who was detained-- someone which he was supposed to be guarding-- so she couldn't offer her consent. Either way they turned him into a rapist. Top-tier writing there.
Also, they absolutely ruined Halsey as a character. In the show, she's clearly depicted as a self-serving villain that shows absolutely no remorse for what she did to the Spartans, and she continues to exploit them for her own ends. In the books, she admits that what she did is wrong, but she also claims that there was no other way. She truly believed that it had to happen to save mankind from itself, and so she judged that the ruination of the lives of 75 children was worth saving the lives of potentially billions of others. Was it wrong? Yes. Was it right to preserve mankind by sacrificing only a few children? Also yes. There's an argument to be made for both decisions, which is why it makes book Halsey a far more intriguing character than the show Halsey could ever be.
the Avery Johnson comment fucking sent me, god damn right that man is PEAK sex appeal, he knows what the ladies like and everybody knows it lmfao.
He's a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur!
All cheeks and no Johnson.
Remember, Johnson brought Cortana the Tank, not Chief, Chief never gets her anything.
Dragonball evolution has a buddy now 💀
"Somehow Makee returned"
Palpatine enter the chatXD
Don't forget Chief letting Cortana take over. Then instantly be like yeah we fixed that. I think those two things showed how badly written the show is. Could have milked his coma and had cortana doing stuff for him for two episodes before back peddling on that point.
My head went off the roof when I saw she was still alive. I though killing her character was the least they could’ve done at the end, taking that mistake to the grave but no, they decided to get give Master Cheeks and the alien chick a second round.
While the show may not be canon, now I consider this video to be.
5:35 WATCHING SEASON 2 CONSIDERED AS "SELF-HARM" SENT ME
I can even feel the AI's pain, when asked to create a depressed Master Chief.
I love how he defends Noble Team’s heroic actions.
"Master Chief. You mind telling me what you are doing on that Makee."
"Sir... Poor writing."
If Master Chief were to actually watch this show, he would have given up on humanity and deserted us to our fate, for we deserve it.
"HA, THE DEMON HIMSELF? why would you, come to us, and become banished"
"Paramount+ halo TV show"
"Oh, wow... I'm so sorry..."
@icehoof 😂 This needs to be in an adult swim showing
I'm convinced the show is being made by Covenant agents
Get some rest Chief, even a superhuman such as yourself shouldn’t have to endure such strenuous mental torture
This needs to go viral. The chief is not only an icon of gaming the likes of Mario, sonic, and doom guy, but firmly embedded in the hearts of those of us that were along for the ride. Who is this show for?
There are so many time periods that a TV show could explore, adapting novels or telling a new story in the Halo lore: Forerunner-Ancient Human war, Forerunner-Flood War, immediate aftermath of the Human-Covenant war, Elite civil war, rise of the Banished, the Created Crisis, the 6 month on Zeta Halo
Paramount: Nope, desert monk annoying girl chosen one "Covenant human" master cheeks and yes we can't forget about war crime
1:55 the idea of chief not really knowing why he was at war with the covenant for years is so fucking funny.
I mean wasn’t the entire reason we went to war with the covenant was because they thought we were descendants of some religious belief they believed in?
You kinda just wanna give Chief a hug as he talks about everything lol
Fancy seeing you here!
2:43 love how he emphasizes " prisoner of war "
How can that sofa handle the 500kg Mjolnir armour?
500kg😮
@@General_JacksonYT yep. Spartan 2s run jump skip flip do whatever they please in half tonne armour.
@@burningwolf5805 wow 🤯
I wanna see The Arbiter's opinions on the halo tv series season 1
That would be awesome
1 word: "Heresy!"
Or they would make a podcast about it
Wort! Wort! Wort!
Ya'll fake trolls fans of this Disney shenangins tryna create fake shiznit by exposing your fake "anti-sleep"ness.
Witness these mentrocities of entertainment. There will no longer be good hollywood tv.
We must fight the future or embrace entropy
3:19 He knows what the ladies like 🤣🤣🤣
It's official, Master Chief is pissed off about the first season.
They’re like master chief we need more emotion. ‘’OK I need a weapon’’
The writers need to be charged with a war crime
AI is brilliant yet scary at the same time. Still pretty much sums up the shitshow thats the Halo TV series. Now we just need Johnson's input on how they portrayed his buddy Master Chief.
6:03 salute to you Noble 6🫡
"Self harming session" had me rolling
Well done, what we have all been thinking summed up in one superb rant by none other then the Master Chief himself!
Accurate response from Chief! 🫡
This is how I imagine Shepard reacted to that movie, "Citadel", that was meant to be an in-universe adaptation of the events of the first Mass Effect game.
wat. Tell you're joking.
@@MrJakeros No. Lookup Mass Effect 2 Citadel ad and you'll find it!
The part about the blind guy with a grenade launcher almost made me spit out the water I was drinking! LOL, Hilarious!
You forgot to mention they killed captain keys to save people who were evacuating reach. When in the game, noble 6 died to save captain keys to flee reach. That is when I stopped watching.
Keys died to the flood lol
@@sperrowhawk117 yeah I know...
He wasn't even on reach when the covenant attacked he was on the autumn in orbit only Spartans on the planet were sent to defend the super Mac gun generators
@sperrowhawk117 then explain the ending of Halo Reach?
It’s a good thing Pablo keeps his Helmet off so you never confuse him with Master Chief!!!
I’m so sorry Sierra 117, I can’t believe you were able to finish it, I never made it through the fourth episode
I love that the couch he’s sitting on is completely destroyed under his weight
I mean he has like thousands of pounds on him with his armor. So I mean the couch being destroyed is probably because of his weight with all the armor he’s wearing.
0:23 "I'm about to watch the first season now. I'll be sure to let you know all my thoughts and feelings after I'm done."
I bursted out in laughter.
5:27 "Now I'm gonna check out season 2 and see if it was able to improve in any way. Hopefully they listened to criticism and managed to course correc..."
I'm struggling to catch my breath and have to wipe tears from my eyes. The fact that the next picture got darker just made me wheez while laughing even harder... :'D
Thanks for the vid!
4:40
Difficult does not even begin to cover your complicated relationship with Dr Halsey, Chief.
I love the presentation of this. Gives me the vibe of him sitting in a shrinks office getting everything out.
This is the best breakdown I've seen in a long time
Bro, Blue team was like "Cheif, you're doing this one solo. Cuz we aren't it."
I'm going to tell my kids the Paramount Halo TV show was made by the covenant as propaganda to disprove the acts they've done against humanity. The number of times I was watching this wondering, what would Master Chief do to only see them do exactly OPPOSITE any Spartan would ever do... The coin flip got me though, really writing there...
😂😂fax
This is what happened. The Covenant are real like you said. This is all just terrible propaganda. Yes this is the truth. This is the way.
Waiting for season 3 to show master chief wake up from cryo and Cortana asking if everything’s okay due to high heart rate and chief is like don’t wanna talk about it.
Imagine if Arbiter sets his Opinions of the season 2 as well.
Dude, he's going to be so pissed off that a rip off version of him just died in the very ending.
Not that he's our for real boy in halo 2 or 3 but hey, there Arbiter.
The arbiter they were portraying in the paramount series would be the precursor to Thel. Master cheeks is only just now on the ring and the events that transpired on that ring is what leads to him becoming the arbiter
It's still a good show! I know it doesn't follow the actual game series, but this show is still very watchable.
This is so absolutely incredible and I cannot wait to watch every episode of this that comes out. This is 100000000x better than the show and huge congrats on this. Excellent
Not to mention they made the covenants call MC "the demon" before the destruction of the first halo which was the reason he was named like that.
New halo fans take notes
Man, Ill gladly take this video as CANON as if Chief actually saw the series!
This is why Universal should have created the series.
No. HBO.
Only ones with the Track Record, Budget Backing, and would have stayed true.
Shit I’d let Disney have a go at this point, paramount did an absolutely abysmal job.
@@HereToSeenot after what the did to Star Wars. I’d rather no tv show than any one of these garbage companies make one. I’d say give it to a Japanese company so they can another anime like legends. I’d prefer live action but as long as it’s a good story it could honestly be South Park paper cut outs for all I care
Honestly this is one of those moments where it's up to the fans themselves to create something better than that poor adaption.
HBO fucked Game of Thrones.
Don’t even go there.
The ONLY place a Halo Series could be made perfectly is on Netflix back in like 2014.
We just live in the wrong era now, with DEI and wokeness.
The part where Master Chief said that he was relieved when that woman died, made me chuckle. The rest almost made me laugh my as off.
I can confirm this is actual accurate Master Chief lore. 😂 That was really good. Doesn't feel like it is A.I. generated even though it is unless you hired the original actor of Master Chief.
Even when they say it's not canon to the original source material it doesn't change the idea that that feels like a cop-out and that this is a shameless cash grab to its name.
Thank you for your service Chief and sorry for the character assassination sir. 🫡
To be fair, the psychic vision thing does happen to chief a few times in the form of dreams in the first three halo books
He doesn't know the lore, even though this literally happens in Halo 3.
@@toringmort4231Those stupid cortana inner dialogue sections were the worst thing about what was otherwise a masterpiece game for its time. The obsession with cortana is what helped kill halo, she should never have been anything more than just a piece of the narration to give us something to think about as we blast covenant and flood with various weapons, slowly revealing a bit of lore and being there to hack open every door that chief should logically not be able to pass by on his own. She was nothing more than a narrative tool to begin with and she should have stayed a narrative tool.
Which books?
@@Jack-ox3rdnone of them, the closest Chief gets to having psychic visions is the Cortana bits in 3 and 5, that’s it.
@@Azorees-oj5zr Lol I know. The closest thing in the lore is called a Geas, which deals with neural physics. But the writers of the show didn’t know the lore enough to even mention that. That’s why they have weird Shamans that don’t belong in Halo
I know it has been 2 years since the TV show premierd, but I think I just realised something, about the infamous Chief and Makee plot point. While I 100% agree it is awful and clear character assassination for Chief, I belive its possible that Makee originates from very early extended lore from the classic halo era. In the novelisation of CE ("Halo: The Flood") there is a female ODST named Melissa McKay, She fights alongside the chief, and at one point she even sees John outside of his armor. In a FEW LINES in the book, there are VERY, VERY SUBTLE hints that the Chief might have been interested in her. As he is escaping from halo In the longsword, "He thought about sargent Melissa McKay. The womans calm green eyes. He never had the chance to get to know her better."
I think what happend, is that the showrunners, read some of the books instead of looking at the games, and desperately looked for any traces of romance, this beeing the best they could lach on to. Turning McKay, into Makee.
Interesting theory
@@MasterCheeksOfficial Thanks Chief! :)
I’d love to see John halo and John 117 have a conversation.
Silver team is a canon fire team but cheif was never a part of it.
Of what Cannon. And what book
@@ReaperofValhalla They existed in the unreleased halo bible before the show came out.
I have all the halo books 😂 wheres silver team
Arent they a team on the spirit of fire.
They were also part of omega team in halo wars.
I'm two minutes in the show, "These Spartans, they aren't human" So hyped can't wait to finish it.
earned a sub bro didn't think I needed to hear chief cook them fr omg.
This was awesome! I literally laughed out loud about 4 times. Great job, and seemingly an accurate perspective from my playing the games and reading the books. Thanks!
As the Halo creator himself stated:
"Not My Halo"
it IS character assassination. all of these new shows are
MaKee activated relatively unused devices on the Chief as well!
At least the FLOOD wasn’t too bad
At this point, Master Chief commenting on the Halo TV show is more canon than the show itself.
Master Chief activated the Halo array after watching the series.
You know I was going to watch the halo tv show until I stumbled upon this video. Thank you for the warning. We appreciate your service sir 🫡
You are doing The Lord’s work. Don’t stop. We must make this so popular it can’t be ignored.
I highly recommend watching a youtube fan animation made by SOADZ called Remember.
Alongside his new wip series covering Operation Sunburst in the Fallout universe. BOS vs NCR action is extremely impressive work by SODAZ.
MC is so emotional about the show... just as if...he wants to deny... being an actor staring in some other RUclips video.
I think this announcement is a season 3 teaser!
HEY YOU GUYS! SEASON 3 IS CONFIRMED!!!!
Thanks for reminding me to cancel my subscription😂❤
The thing is Chief was on Reach. But he has his own little story called Fall of Reach explaining it. When the large ship takes off in the game Reach thanks to your defense. It is carrying a sleeping Chief..... Who wakes up at the start of Halo 1 Combat Evolved
DUDE I FUCKN LOVE THIS
It takes the genuine grit, and strength only 117 would have to watch the first season, and still have the heart to hope, season 2 will get better
As a halo fan that show doesn’t exist to me.
🫡 All they had to do was take the Fall of Reach & expand it into a tv series. Show the 1st encounter with the Covenant. Have Halsey develop the Spartan Project. Recruit the kids & show how their struggles training & developing into the iconic team they became. End the 1st season with the reveal of Project Mjolnir. Season 2 should have been a Band of Brothers style endeavor showing their 1st deployment against the Covenant. They could continue with that almost indefinitely seeing that there were 30 some odd years of war to cover. Eventually, they could have rolled into the actual Fall of Reach & the events of the 1st game.
It was a squandered opportunity.
Throughout our childhood, we've always wanted a Halo show, then we got this....
2:26: I can imagine Chief trying his best to not destroy the TV after watching that scene.
I like how Chief remains mostly professional when reviewing Season 1 of the series, and then as he reviews Season 2, the professionalism is dropped due to how much he HATED it, which was pretty funny.
NAWWWWWWW 3:19
Chief was on the pillar of autumn asleep on reach tho he never touched the ground so you was somewhat there
Sliver team does exist, though chief isn’t apart of it, Kai, Vannak, and Riz are 3 of the Spartans that are with fireteam omega in the Arcadia outskirts mission in Halo Wars
And where was this mentioned? I have the game and every book and I’ve never even saw any of their names.
@@Azorees-oj5zr you can go on their halopedia pages. I just looked it up myself and I was mistaken, they WERE apart of Omega, but then assigned to Silver. There’s 2 different pages for each one of them. The halo show versions of these characters have for example “Kai-125/Silver” when the real main story is just “Kai-125”
@@aydenmorse2481 so, you’re using the wiki as your source? The same wiki that anyone can edit? I’m afraid you’ll need to give me a better source than that.
@@Azorees-oj5zr it was not stated in any books or novels, but on halopedia, and a few online websites say that they are 3/6 members of omega, they did get retconned, but omega comprised of Leon, August, and Robert (which were the three we knew for a little while now) and the other three unnamed ones were then retconned to Vannak, Riz and Kai to get them into the main timeline.
@@aydenmorse2481 so, they’re not mentioned in the actual game, they’re not mentioned in the any of the books either, the only source is the wiki.
I’m sorry to tell you this but they’re not canon to the main timeline then.
I feel like this is how Chief would actually react to the show.
If any of you have read Halo Evolution there is a small side story where John actually had a childhood sweetheart who he promised to get together or marry but she believed him to be dead because of the flash clone Halsey created during the kidnapping for Spartans. Years later at the time in the Covenant War he sees again for the first time in years. The reason he could remember was because she kept something he gave her and she still waits for him on that day he promised.
He doesn't say anything about who he is or what he has become. He continues to fight. That makes it tragic knowing a lot was taken from the first generation of Spartans.
Lol, that short story was pretty terrible. Having a line like "I would drop my panties and have your babies right now if you wanted," (or something similar) was a little batshit
I like how he was so hype to get into season two lol
OK everything master chief described about the show is exactly how I reacted when I first saw season one and season two all the way. I swear I totally relate to master chief, right there. Yeah the people that made this didn’t do their homework on halo at all. I’m watching Mr. invincible now because at least they stick with some of the comic stuff I mean the games were based off the books from halo. so it’s like they didn’t even bother following the books either. we need one with the arbiter reacting to the show, I guarantee you he would have the same results in the very pissed off way. Considering the arbiter they had in this show was killed off at the end of season two
This made my day thank you 😂
He forgot to mention Captain Keyes race change
Master Chief, you pour soul.
Everyone send this to paramount
“Sexual relations with a POW” 😂