Hong Kong Pirates

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
  • Episode 1 and 3

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  • @Lemmyywinkz
    @Lemmyywinkz 2 года назад +410

    "I'm taking Xanax and saying slurs"
    looooooooooooooooool

    • @mcnuttington7122
      @mcnuttington7122 2 года назад +21

      mood fr

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +14

      That's my friday night ritual

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад

      This works great if you already took the xanax and you get a spam call from an indian.
      The other day I had one on the line for like 2 minutes by cussing in an indian accent and saying I know his boss. He was ready to fucking fight (and fuck my mothar)

    • @therumjiggler6879
      @therumjiggler6879 4 месяца назад

      Don’t you mean roooooooooooooor?

    • @Blackmetaljulian
      @Blackmetaljulian Месяц назад

      dudes rock

  • @Slop_Dogg
    @Slop_Dogg Год назад +173

    Soder & Nick have always been great whenever they’re on a show together

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 3 месяца назад +4

      Soder adds to any show he appears on. Not always the funniest guy but he’s always good and blends well with whoever is around him. He killed it on O&A back in the day too.

  •  Год назад +216

    Adam is great in this one.

  • @jimmyromano249
    @jimmyromano249 2 года назад +348

    I don't know why, but the idea of a hypeman who just plays the gong is terrifyingly funny to me because I can see it.

    • @michaelpacinus242
      @michaelpacinus242 2 года назад +5

      Ur scared?

    • @mullenenterprises
      @mullenenterprises 2 года назад +6

      Thats how nick always hits the nail on the head, you cant say no to racism if you can see it in your head

    • @nathanieledwards3302
      @nathanieledwards3302 2 года назад +1

      Is that Kerouac? Bless you, sir. That cat is my hero

    • @IDisagree100
      @IDisagree100 Год назад

      I can see your dad naked. Whenever I want.

    • @DanThibodeau1
      @DanThibodeau1 Год назад

      Ever seen Revenge of the Nerds?

  • @BPchadlite
    @BPchadlite 2 года назад +880

    I knew an old bloke that was a white cop in British Hong Kong, he got drunk and mentioned he shot a random Cantonese man in the foot because the guy got too mouthy during some sort of martial law situation or something. Looking back now as a gay man I realise that is a funny and awesome story but at the time I was concerned

  • @nutty_tv2967
    @nutty_tv2967 2 года назад +176

    Those foreign cigarettes be banging nothing like getting a carton of smokes for $12 and then throwing up the next two weeks.

  • @TrillgataQ
    @TrillgataQ 2 года назад +88

    Dudes rock worldwide shouts out to Hong Kong Pirates

  • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
    @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf Год назад +64

    *_WE CALL TRANSPORTER_*

  • @jamiecal11
    @jamiecal11 Год назад +118

    Nick and Soder doing a weekly pod would be the first podcast I'd ever pay for. They're so good, and (let's be real) a bit wasted on those around them.

    • @HangedMunchkinTruther
      @HangedMunchkinTruther Год назад +10

      Imagine a show where Soder and Nick just talk to different immigrants and do bits

  • @carlosbaja678
    @carlosbaja678 2 года назад +61

    that ghana voice is GREAT - I also eat albinos and inhale dishawasher vapor

  • @SkeletorOmega2
    @SkeletorOmega2 2 года назад +71

    this guy and nick have really good rapport

    • @Malik-ig3ml
      @Malik-ig3ml 2 года назад +15

      You mean the chinese guy or somebody else?

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 3 месяца назад +1

      Dan Soder rules.

  • @OnPointFirearms
    @OnPointFirearms 2 года назад +151

    Where I come from... everyone dies in a helicopter crash. It's a simple way to die... just cooking to death in helicopter gas.

    • @OnPointFirearms
      @OnPointFirearms 2 года назад +17

      @@hardarnold9750 simple folk things like losing your business partner--- who you really didn't care for, because you didn't even remove his name from the thing...

    • @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
      @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv 2 года назад +1

      Thanks Kobe

  • @doomdoomerson6524
    @doomdoomerson6524 2 года назад +12

    Soder and the Ctown Boys! NIIIICE

  • @iwantsomecookies08
    @iwantsomecookies08 2 года назад +191

    ahhh fuck..
    i absolutely ate rat dumplings in NY.

    • @iwantsomecookies08
      @iwantsomecookies08 2 года назад +24

      at least i'm gay, so it doesnt matter in the long-run.

    • @antMANscochiey
      @antMANscochiey 2 года назад +3

      @@iwantsomecookies08 no you didn't

    • @pbplauralfilms
      @pbplauralfilms 2 года назад

      Delicious

    • @skeletontoes7692
      @skeletontoes7692 2 года назад +13

      @@antMANscochiey why not? meat is meat. If you eat meat like a fun boy. Some portions are bigger, and some gamier/greasier.

    • @antMANscochiey
      @antMANscochiey 2 года назад +4

      @@skeletontoes7692 nah you're wrong for sure, I checked

  • @carlosbaja678
    @carlosbaja678 2 года назад +18

    also great Jason Stathem voice

  • @juancaminante8078
    @juancaminante8078 2 года назад +193

    This reminds me of the time a Chinese gentleman did something nice for me. I left my beverage unattended, which, if I remember correctly, was some brand of cola, probably Coke.
    Anyway, the gentleman, noticing my beverage had gotten low, filled me back up. I am gay.
    EDIT: It seems the Chinese gentleman play joke.
    However, I’m still gay.

    • @scoobyjew5187
      @scoobyjew5187 2 года назад +1

      🫶🏻

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees 2 года назад

      Did he fill it up with peepee? I hear they do that.

    • @ThePulaskiPumper
      @ThePulaskiPumper Год назад +4

      He filled you up or your beverage?

    • @Shotty262
      @Shotty262 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@ThePulaskiPumperyou could say he Chinese he play joke

  • @thickchip3206
    @thickchip3206 4 месяца назад +1

    Soder’s Liam Neeson impression is phenomenal

  • @michaelj6392
    @michaelj6392 2 года назад +28

    Feel like Leonardo DiCaprio has entered that “swelling” phase. Pretty sure it’s just alcoholism.

  • @jdavs9493
    @jdavs9493 2 года назад +22

    This reminds me of the Kowloon walled city mission in call of duty black ops 1

  • @dominicdeluca6378
    @dominicdeluca6378 2 года назад +56

    Hong Kong Pilots

  • @mastercharlesdiltardino8058
    @mastercharlesdiltardino8058 Год назад +18

    Id pay for an audiobook that is just nick speaking chinese gibberish.

  • @anthonydipasquale9334
    @anthonydipasquale9334 2 года назад +20

    I was like "huh this guy sounds like MaPhee from Billions" and it is, I didnt realize he was gay

  • @warlocksnevereverdie
    @warlocksnevereverdie 2 года назад +41

    I'm a simple man, I see Nick mullen, I raugh.

  • @monkyonbike
    @monkyonbike 2 года назад +28

    damn, soder’s chinese is impeccable

  • @mullenenterprises
    @mullenenterprises 2 года назад +113

    No one talking abt how on point this guy’s impressions and wits are, whats his name

  • @nosequiters
    @nosequiters 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love it when a podcast talks about how handsome different men are
    I'm entirely stroke by the way, I'm new to this podcast and something just caught my ear

  • @trenchardjj
    @trenchardjj 7 месяцев назад +1

    Adam's finally sounding straight in this one.

  • @jasonotto9126
    @jasonotto9126 22 дня назад

    Boiling chicken hearts 😂 my man Soder has definitely lived or woken up in china town hahaha

  • @drakealexander9957
    @drakealexander9957 Месяц назад

    a hype man that plays the gong is pure genius

  • @zosi726
    @zosi726 6 дней назад

    That is a flawless Transporter accent

  • @garrukapex6693
    @garrukapex6693 Год назад +1

    This is one of my favorite bits

  • @bobbyaxelrod5959
    @bobbyaxelrod5959 Год назад +3

    Jason Statham but is pure class

  • @ruprexo3527
    @ruprexo3527 25 дней назад +1

    I thought this was gonna be a bit about Hong Kong Pilates

  • @haydengrayson6284
    @haydengrayson6284 2 года назад +66

    he's describing water retention at the start
    avoid salt and make sure you have a high potassium intake boyos

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +17

      nah, just keep chugging vodka and water

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +22

      and make sure you drink more dark sodas like coca cola, rather than water

    • @haydengrayson6284
      @haydengrayson6284 2 года назад +25

      @@ZeranZeran ahh cola, the thinking man's water

    • @TheWeebinar
      @TheWeebinar 2 года назад +7

      @@haydengrayson6284 I think that's Dr. Pepper or maybe Dr. Thunder.

    • @do_yohomework
      @do_yohomework 2 года назад +1

      I thought u need more sodium in ur diet for ester retention

  • @Eralen00
    @Eralen00 2 года назад +62

    whoever that other guy is his african gay guy acccent is hilarious

    • @0554joe
      @0554joe 2 года назад +17

      Dan soder, I think is the guest

    • @adhchopper
      @adhchopper 2 года назад

      @@0554joe yes

  • @JoeKing69
    @JoeKing69 Год назад +7

    Soder is so fucking funny holy shit

  • @baphyyy7898
    @baphyyy7898 2 года назад +55

    stav doesn't think he's woke?

    • @MrGanjaBandits
      @MrGanjaBandits 2 года назад +12

      I don’t think he’s woke actually. He side steps some topics but he’s considered very edgy in current year

    • @hgfclay6524
      @hgfclay6524 2 года назад +31

      @@MrGanjaBandits he woke af

    • @maknavickas
      @maknavickas 2 года назад +33

      This was before he started doing better and worrying about his career, I think he is actually delusion enough to have ambitions of being on shitty Netflix shows and stuff like that.

    • @username-tv6uw
      @username-tv6uw 2 года назад +3

      The issue is I agree with all these responses lol

    • @ThursdayMonkey475
      @ThursdayMonkey475 2 года назад +18

      @@MrGanjaBandits he's always had an underlying leftist wokeness to him, but more so in a way that you can tell he only does it to avoid getting cancelled or ostracized.

  • @salfrausto8741
    @salfrausto8741 2 года назад +18

    Hong Kong Pirates got me dying in a Kaiser waiting room. Long Live Cumtown.

  • @Liferoxwow
    @Liferoxwow 4 месяца назад +1

    5:40
    Dan soders best bit

  • @DidObamaCare
    @DidObamaCare 2 года назад +9

    Sun glass Smurf 💀

  • @derpherp4530
    @derpherp4530 2 года назад +1

    Assault by ring, sounds like a funny bit.

  • @keanujpeg1388
    @keanujpeg1388 2 года назад +10

    i also slur my words when i take xanax

  • @zg9445
    @zg9445 5 месяцев назад

    #1 superguy

  • @joereilly8890
    @joereilly8890 2 года назад +10

    Who the fuck is the Buffalo Bill sounding dude

    • @jamesgreensmith6469
      @jamesgreensmith6469 2 года назад +6

      Dan Soder

    • @ManDuderGuy
      @ManDuderGuy 2 года назад +26

      @@jamesgreensmith6469 Oh yeah ive heard of him; is he a great big fat person?

    • @joereilly8890
      @joereilly8890 2 года назад +3

      @@ManDuderGuy LMFAOOOO this killed me

    • @familyemail7161
      @familyemail7161 2 года назад +3

      @@ManDuderGuy You are thinking of his co-host

  • @irononme
    @irononme 2 года назад +3

    This is fucking gold

  • @charliecharles2459
    @charliecharles2459 2 года назад +2

    Hell yeah dude

  • @JaSetsmokecheck
    @JaSetsmokecheck 7 месяцев назад +1

    Ghostbusters V

  • @TheNoobyNoob1
    @TheNoobyNoob1 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love how this bit is like 30 times worse than the Shane Gillis joke but this podcast was simply untouchable 😂

  • @jordanjoestar8839
    @jordanjoestar8839 2 года назад +4

    @6:16 😅

  • @PwnyboyGolden
    @PwnyboyGolden 2 года назад +3

    3:00

  • @RQBtv
    @RQBtv 8 месяцев назад +1

    He should have said Chinance…

  • @rudycanales2681
    @rudycanales2681 2 года назад +5

    No BS, I roommate with my Chinese men coworkers who relax in boxers including my boss and same got my back comes to the police,and also understand I work to live but they live to work and agree good luck to get any of them to be entertained by our leisure entertainment,other than a couple of Brews.

  • @joshloya5327
    @joshloya5327 2 года назад +5

    whose the guest voice

  • @LIKEDBUTTONPluto
    @LIKEDBUTTONPluto 2 года назад +1

    What podcast episode name was this on?

  • @x96M
    @x96M 2 года назад +1

    What podcast is this from? Too funny

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO 2 года назад +2

      Serial

    • @bozingo
      @bozingo 2 года назад +6

      Pod Save America

    • @adhchopper
      @adhchopper 2 года назад +4

      I think it’s called two bears one cave. Funny, funny guys.

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader 2 года назад

      Hellbent

    • @trolltothebank
      @trolltothebank 2 года назад +1

      It’s the Michael Douglas podcast

  • @uuuuu1111
    @uuuuu1111 2 года назад +3

    Have Cum Town weighed in on Depp vs Heard yet?

  • @davidtriplett8105
    @davidtriplett8105 2 года назад +2

    Safe spaces for gay men...❤️✊🏿

  • @freeshabazz8033
    @freeshabazz8033 2 года назад +2

    Soy Boys 🍣

  • @shapoopy2964
    @shapoopy2964 2 года назад +54

    Stav really does have a terrible laugh.

    • @antMANscochiey
      @antMANscochiey 2 года назад +67

      nah, it's good, you're wrong

    • @michaelcolombo5957
      @michaelcolombo5957 2 года назад +42

      His laugh is his best contribution to the show.

    • @bw126
      @bw126 2 года назад +23

      The only time I notice it is when I'm showing other people clips

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 2 года назад +6

      Its half as funny as nick

    • @ThursdayMonkey475
      @ThursdayMonkey475 2 года назад +6

      It's like that chick from the Rob Dyrdek video show.

  • @goodcatholicfun
    @goodcatholicfun 2 года назад +14

    Real ones know soder sucks and steps on jokes

    • @milesgallon8326
      @milesgallon8326 2 года назад +6

      …what

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 2 года назад +15

      He's not terrible, but yeah; he does completely interrupt jokes sometimes to shoe-horn a Russian/Swedish/Chicago accent in.

    • @M.TTT.
      @M.TTT. 2 года назад +1

      @@EastboundAndDowns and theres nothing wrong with that

  • @DerangedDrew
    @DerangedDrew 2 года назад +5

    Soder isnt funny.

    • @M.TTT.
      @M.TTT. 2 года назад +5

      you arent funny bro, but u dont see me commenting that

  • @HangedMunchkinTruther
    @HangedMunchkinTruther Год назад

    All-time classic ep

  • @4ktr37
    @4ktr37 2 года назад +10

    𝓅𝒾𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓋𝒾𝒷𝑒𝓈

  • @perkosherrigh7243
    @perkosherrigh7243 2 года назад +37

    Was there a chink in his armour

    • @NigDickification
      @NigDickification 2 года назад +5

      Is that how brits spell armor

    • @perkosherrigh7243
      @perkosherrigh7243 2 года назад +5

      @@NigDickification for one I’m Irish not British and two I spelt it as I imagined an Asian pronounced it

    • @deadrabbit666666
      @deadrabbit666666 2 года назад +8

      @@perkosherrigh7243 let’s not split hairs, you’re a subject of the realm. Unless you live with those rabble rousers in the south

    • @trolltothebank
      @trolltothebank 2 года назад +1

      @@NigDickification lol yea it is. Brits and “brit originating” places like Canada generally spell with “ou” in armour, flavour, etc

    • @HistorySucksV
      @HistorySucksV 3 месяца назад

      @@perkosherrigh7243British Irish same thing lol

  • @andrewwickham1375
    @andrewwickham1375 Год назад +2

    No bigots allowed to not bigot