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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 220

  • @Slop_Dogg
    @Slop_Dogg Год назад +163

    Soder & Nick have always been great whenever they’re on a show together

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 22 дня назад

      Soder adds to any show he appears on. Not always the funniest guy but he’s always good and blends well with whoever is around him. He killed it on O&A back in the day too.

  •  Год назад +196

    Adam is great in this one.

  • @Lemmyywinkz
    @Lemmyywinkz 2 года назад +389

    "I'm taking Xanax and saying slurs"
    looooooooooooooooool

    • @mcnuttington7122
      @mcnuttington7122 2 года назад +21

      mood fr

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +14

      That's my friday night ritual

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад

      This works great if you already took the xanax and you get a spam call from an indian.
      The other day I had one on the line for like 2 minutes by cussing in an indian accent and saying I know his boss. He was ready to fucking fight (and fuck my mothar)

    • @therumjiggler6879
      @therumjiggler6879 Месяц назад

      Don’t you mean roooooooooooooor?

  • @BPchadlite
    @BPchadlite 2 года назад +854

    I knew an old bloke that was a white cop in British Hong Kong, he got drunk and mentioned he shot a random Cantonese man in the foot because the guy got too mouthy during some sort of martial law situation or something. Looking back now as a gay man I realise that is a funny and awesome story but at the time I was concerned

  • @nutty_tv2967
    @nutty_tv2967 2 года назад +161

    Those foreign cigarettes be banging nothing like getting a carton of smokes for $12 and then throwing up the next two weeks.

  • @jimmyromano249
    @jimmyromano249 2 года назад +336

    I don't know why, but the idea of a hypeman who just plays the gong is terrifyingly funny to me because I can see it.

    • @michaelpacinus242
      @michaelpacinus242 2 года назад +5

      Ur scared?

    • @mullenenterprises
      @mullenenterprises 2 года назад +6

      Thats how nick always hits the nail on the head, you cant say no to racism if you can see it in your head

    • @nathanieledwards3302
      @nathanieledwards3302 2 года назад +1

      Is that Kerouac? Bless you, sir. That cat is my hero

    • @mhead1117
      @mhead1117 Год назад

      I can see your dad naked. Whenever I want.

    • @DanThibodeau1
      @DanThibodeau1 Год назад

      Ever seen Revenge of the Nerds?

  • @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf
    @QuarrelsomeLocalOaf Год назад +55

    *_WE CALL TRANSPORTER_*

  • @jamiecal11
    @jamiecal11 Год назад +113

    Nick and Soder doing a weekly pod would be the first podcast I'd ever pay for. They're so good, and (let's be real) a bit wasted on those around them.

    • @HangedMunchkinTruther
      @HangedMunchkinTruther 9 месяцев назад +7

      Imagine a show where Soder and Nick just talk to different immigrants and do bits

  • @TrillgataQ
    @TrillgataQ 2 года назад +86

    Dudes rock worldwide shouts out to Hong Kong Pirates

  • @carlosbaja678
    @carlosbaja678 2 года назад +59

    that ghana voice is GREAT - I also eat albinos and inhale dishawasher vapor

  • @OnPointFirearms
    @OnPointFirearms 2 года назад +148

    Where I come from... everyone dies in a helicopter crash. It's a simple way to die... just cooking to death in helicopter gas.

    • @OnPointFirearms
      @OnPointFirearms 2 года назад +17

      @@hardarnold9750 simple folk things like losing your business partner--- who you really didn't care for, because you didn't even remove his name from the thing...

    • @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
      @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv 2 года назад +1

      Thanks Kobe

  • @iwantsomecookies08
    @iwantsomecookies08 2 года назад +184

    ahhh fuck..
    i absolutely ate rat dumplings in NY.

    • @iwantsomecookies08
      @iwantsomecookies08 2 года назад +22

      at least i'm gay, so it doesnt matter in the long-run.

    • @antMANscochiey
      @antMANscochiey 2 года назад +3

      @@iwantsomecookies08 no you didn't

    • @pbplauralfilms
      @pbplauralfilms 2 года назад

      Delicious

    • @skeletontoes7692
      @skeletontoes7692 2 года назад +13

      @@antMANscochiey why not? meat is meat. If you eat meat like a fun boy. Some portions are bigger, and some gamier/greasier.

    • @antMANscochiey
      @antMANscochiey 2 года назад +4

      @@skeletontoes7692 nah you're wrong for sure, I checked

  • @SkeletorOmega2
    @SkeletorOmega2 2 года назад +70

    this guy and nick have really good rapport

    • @Malik-ig3ml
      @Malik-ig3ml Год назад +15

      You mean the chinese guy or somebody else?

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 22 дня назад

      Dan Soder rules.

  • @thickchip3206
    @thickchip3206 Месяц назад +1

    Soder’s Liam Neeson impression is phenomenal

  • @michaelj6392
    @michaelj6392 Год назад +25

    Feel like Leonardo DiCaprio has entered that “swelling” phase. Pretty sure it’s just alcoholism.

  • @juancaminante8078
    @juancaminante8078 2 года назад +188

    This reminds me of the time a Chinese gentleman did something nice for me. I left my beverage unattended, which, if I remember correctly, was some brand of cola, probably Coke.
    Anyway, the gentleman, noticing my beverage had gotten low, filled me back up. I am gay.
    EDIT: It seems the Chinese gentleman play joke.
    However, I’m still gay.

    • @scoobyjew5187
      @scoobyjew5187 2 года назад +1

      🫶🏻

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees Год назад

      Did he fill it up with peepee? I hear they do that.

    • @ThePulaskiPumper
      @ThePulaskiPumper 10 месяцев назад +3

      He filled you up or your beverage?

    • @Shotty262
      @Shotty262 4 месяца назад +2

      @@ThePulaskiPumperyou could say he Chinese he play joke

  • @mastercharlesdiltardino8058
    @mastercharlesdiltardino8058 11 месяцев назад +15

    Id pay for an audiobook that is just nick speaking chinese gibberish.

  • @jdavs9493
    @jdavs9493 2 года назад +21

    This reminds me of the Kowloon walled city mission in call of duty black ops 1

  • @anthonydipasquale9334
    @anthonydipasquale9334 2 года назад +19

    I was like "huh this guy sounds like MaPhee from Billions" and it is, I didnt realize he was gay

  • @warlocksnevereverdie
    @warlocksnevereverdie 2 года назад +40

    I'm a simple man, I see Nick mullen, I raugh.

  • @carlosbaja678
    @carlosbaja678 2 года назад +16

    also great Jason Stathem voice

  • @mullenenterprises
    @mullenenterprises 2 года назад +107

    No one talking abt how on point this guy’s impressions and wits are, whats his name

  • @monkyonbike
    @monkyonbike Год назад +28

    damn, soder’s chinese is impeccable

  • @doomdoomerson6524
    @doomdoomerson6524 2 года назад +11

    Soder and the Ctown Boys! NIIIICE

  • @trenchardjj
    @trenchardjj 4 месяца назад +1

    Adam's finally sounding straight in this one.

  • @dominicdeluca6378
    @dominicdeluca6378 2 года назад +53

    Hong Kong Pilots

  • @Eralen00
    @Eralen00 2 года назад +61

    whoever that other guy is his african gay guy acccent is hilarious

    • @0554joe
      @0554joe 2 года назад +17

      Dan soder, I think is the guest

    • @adhchopper
      @adhchopper 2 года назад

      @@0554joe yes

  • @haydengrayson6284
    @haydengrayson6284 2 года назад +65

    he's describing water retention at the start
    avoid salt and make sure you have a high potassium intake boyos

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +17

      nah, just keep chugging vodka and water

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +21

      and make sure you drink more dark sodas like coca cola, rather than water

    • @haydengrayson6284
      @haydengrayson6284 2 года назад +24

      @@ZeranZeran ahh cola, the thinking man's water

    • @TheWeebinar
      @TheWeebinar 2 года назад +7

      @@haydengrayson6284 I think that's Dr. Pepper or maybe Dr. Thunder.

    • @do_yohomework
      @do_yohomework 2 года назад +1

      I thought u need more sodium in ur diet for ester retention

  • @salfrausto8741
    @salfrausto8741 Год назад +18

    Hong Kong Pirates got me dying in a Kaiser waiting room. Long Live Cumtown.

  • @bobbyaxelrod5959
    @bobbyaxelrod5959 Год назад +3

    Jason Statham but is pure class

  • @nosequiters
    @nosequiters 8 месяцев назад

    I love it when a podcast talks about how handsome different men are
    I'm entirely stroke by the way, I'm new to this podcast and something just caught my ear

  • @garrukapex6693
    @garrukapex6693 Год назад +1

    This is one of my favorite bits

  • @baphyyy7898
    @baphyyy7898 2 года назад +55

    stav doesn't think he's woke?

    • @MrGanjaBandits
      @MrGanjaBandits 2 года назад +12

      I don’t think he’s woke actually. He side steps some topics but he’s considered very edgy in current year

    • @hgfclay6524
      @hgfclay6524 2 года назад +31

      @@MrGanjaBandits he woke af

    • @maknavickas
      @maknavickas 2 года назад +33

      This was before he started doing better and worrying about his career, I think he is actually delusion enough to have ambitions of being on shitty Netflix shows and stuff like that.

    • @username-tv6uw
      @username-tv6uw 2 года назад +3

      The issue is I agree with all these responses lol

    • @ThursdayMonkey475
      @ThursdayMonkey475 2 года назад +18

      @@MrGanjaBandits he's always had an underlying leftist wokeness to him, but more so in a way that you can tell he only does it to avoid getting cancelled or ostracized.

  • @JoeKing69
    @JoeKing69 Год назад +6

    Soder is so fucking funny holy shit

  • @Liferoxwow
    @Liferoxwow 2 месяца назад +1

    5:40
    Dan soders best bit

  • @DidObamaCare
    @DidObamaCare 2 года назад +9

    Sun glass Smurf 💀

  • @joereilly8890
    @joereilly8890 2 года назад +9

    Who the fuck is the Buffalo Bill sounding dude

    • @jamesgreensmith6469
      @jamesgreensmith6469 2 года назад +6

      Dan Soder

    • @ManDuderGuy
      @ManDuderGuy 2 года назад +26

      @@jamesgreensmith6469 Oh yeah ive heard of him; is he a great big fat person?

    • @joereilly8890
      @joereilly8890 2 года назад +3

      @@ManDuderGuy LMFAOOOO this killed me

    • @familyemail7161
      @familyemail7161 2 года назад +3

      @@ManDuderGuy You are thinking of his co-host

  • @derpherp4530
    @derpherp4530 2 года назад +1

    Assault by ring, sounds like a funny bit.

  • @keanujpeg1388
    @keanujpeg1388 2 года назад +10

    i also slur my words when i take xanax

  • @irononme
    @irononme 2 года назад +3

    This is fucking gold

  • @RQBtv
    @RQBtv 6 месяцев назад +1

    He should have said Chinance…

  • @zg9445
    @zg9445 2 месяца назад

    #1 superguy

  • @JaSetsmokecheck
    @JaSetsmokecheck 4 месяца назад +1

    Ghostbusters V

  • @charliecharles2459
    @charliecharles2459 2 года назад +2

    Hell yeah dude

  • @joshloya5327
    @joshloya5327 2 года назад +5

    whose the guest voice

  • @TheNoobyNoob1
    @TheNoobyNoob1 8 месяцев назад

    I love how this bit is like 30 times worse than the Shane Gillis joke but this podcast was simply untouchable 😂

  • @PwnyboyGolden
    @PwnyboyGolden 2 года назад +3

    3:00

  • @jordanjoestar8839
    @jordanjoestar8839 2 года назад +4

    @6:16 😅

  • @rudycanales2681
    @rudycanales2681 Год назад +4

    No BS, I roommate with my Chinese men coworkers who relax in boxers including my boss and same got my back comes to the police,and also understand I work to live but they live to work and agree good luck to get any of them to be entertained by our leisure entertainment,other than a couple of Brews.

  • @LIKEDBUTTONPluto
    @LIKEDBUTTONPluto 2 года назад +1

    What podcast episode name was this on?

  • @uuuuu1111
    @uuuuu1111 2 года назад +3

    Have Cum Town weighed in on Depp vs Heard yet?

  • @x96M
    @x96M 2 года назад +1

    What podcast is this from? Too funny

    • @DMO-DMO-DMO
      @DMO-DMO-DMO 2 года назад +2

      Serial

    • @-..-_-..-
      @-..-_-..- 2 года назад +6

      Pod Save America

    • @adhchopper
      @adhchopper 2 года назад +4

      I think it’s called two bears one cave. Funny, funny guys.

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader 2 года назад

      Hellbent

    • @trolltothebank
      @trolltothebank Год назад +1

      It’s the Michael Douglas podcast

  • @davidtriplett8105
    @davidtriplett8105 2 года назад +2

    Safe spaces for gay men...❤️✊🏿

  • @freeshabazz8033
    @freeshabazz8033 2 года назад +2

    Soy Boys 🍣

  • @goodcatholicfun
    @goodcatholicfun 2 года назад +14

    Real ones know soder sucks and steps on jokes

    • @milesgallon8326
      @milesgallon8326 2 года назад +6

      …what

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 2 года назад +15

      He's not terrible, but yeah; he does completely interrupt jokes sometimes to shoe-horn a Russian/Swedish/Chicago accent in.

    • @M.TTT.
      @M.TTT. 2 года назад +1

      @@EastboundAndDowns and theres nothing wrong with that

  • @shapoopy2964
    @shapoopy2964 2 года назад +53

    Stav really does have a terrible laugh.

    • @antMANscochiey
      @antMANscochiey 2 года назад +67

      nah, it's good, you're wrong

    • @michaelcolombo5957
      @michaelcolombo5957 2 года назад +42

      His laugh is his best contribution to the show.

    • @bw126
      @bw126 2 года назад +23

      The only time I notice it is when I'm showing other people clips

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 2 года назад +6

      Its half as funny as nick

    • @ThursdayMonkey475
      @ThursdayMonkey475 2 года назад +6

      It's like that chick from the Rob Dyrdek video show.

  • @DerangedDrew
    @DerangedDrew 2 года назад +5

    Soder isnt funny.

    • @M.TTT.
      @M.TTT. 2 года назад +5

      you arent funny bro, but u dont see me commenting that

  • @HangedMunchkinTruther
    @HangedMunchkinTruther 9 месяцев назад

    All-time classic ep

  • @4ktr37
    @4ktr37 2 года назад +10

    𝓅𝒾𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓋𝒾𝒷𝑒𝓈

  • @perkosherrigh7243
    @perkosherrigh7243 2 года назад +35

    Was there a chink in his armour

    • @NigDickification
      @NigDickification 2 года назад +5

      Is that how brits spell armor

    • @perkosherrigh7243
      @perkosherrigh7243 2 года назад +5

      @@NigDickification for one I’m Irish not British and two I spelt it as I imagined an Asian pronounced it

    • @deadrabbit666666
      @deadrabbit666666 2 года назад +8

      @@perkosherrigh7243 let’s not split hairs, you’re a subject of the realm. Unless you live with those rabble rousers in the south

    • @trolltothebank
      @trolltothebank Год назад +1

      @@NigDickification lol yea it is. Brits and “brit originating” places like Canada generally spell with “ou” in armour, flavour, etc

    • @HistorySucksV
      @HistorySucksV Месяц назад

      @@perkosherrigh7243British Irish same thing lol

  • @andrewwickham1375
    @andrewwickham1375 11 месяцев назад +2

    No bigots allowed to not bigot