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are pidgeons actually just angels?
The Holy Spirt is, so angels could be, probably.
What the fuck is a pidgeon
they are flying rats that spread disease and antisanitary. So, if The Bible is right - pretty much yes, they are angels:)
@@elnurfarajov2902Imagine a rat but as a bird
@@danielbedrossian5986 it was a dove not a pigeon
Honestly thought the angel would say: “There are no toilets here, you just HAVE. TO. HOLD. IT. IN.” A reference to their earlier vr/pool party skit.
missed opportunity there, damn
You deserve 2k likes
Then that must be hell
... Also known as that one parraler universe skit from family guy
That would be repeating themselves and we don't want that.
same
Angels: We can't have toilets! Cleanliness comes first!
Also angels: Literally poop on other angels' heads.
😂😂😂😂
To be fair, they still look pretty clean
If the crap goes through the halo, I guess it's a "slam dump"
ba dump tss
@@chrisrj9871 I picked the best time to be high
That's hilarious!
Heaven being a poopwar just makes you wonder how bad hell is in comparison.. or if they're just badly advertised due to having restrooms
Where do you think the poop that that doesn't land on another angel goes? It can't be Earth, judging by the lack of poop showers down here, so that leaves Hell.
If you read your bible it does say 'damnation without relief'. (Thanks to Rowan Atkinson for that one)
@@AlpacaHacker So... Hell is just constipation &/or being forced to hold it in?
@@jonsku6662worse- hell has Reverse Enemas actually- they shove more shit in you.
I'd like to think hell's just a replicate of the world but with more annoying people and probably filled with Sad Larrys
This is one of those "This is actually the other place" scenarios, isn't it?
Well if it is it’s not too bad for it.
Holy forking shirtballs; THIS is the Bad Place!
@@happypasta6 He only just got there and he's already being shat upon, who knows what's next.
@@QuicklimeTime >several years of mind wipes and do-overs later.
No. That's it.
Guess angels gotta find something to have fun with! Being up there 24/7 must be boring.
Same thing on earth you must be really bored with life
As someone who deeply studied the Bible, I get kinda of shocked with how media and most religious people depict angels as lazy living in some ethereal clouds thing, they actually have a really amazing life. From exploring the universe to living in Cities made of gold and giant gates made out of a single pearl, to guard the Lord's servants agaisnt demonic attacks and sometimes even human threats. I mean, I'm not talking about believing in it or not, but just that biblically.. these heavenly stuff is actually awesome. Even times when an angel or two was sent to actually fight agaisnt armies on earth. There is this one particular fight of Gabriel VS Satan in the old testament, that lasted weeks. Also, the bible talks about the existence of different worlds besides earth.. many worlds actually. So, it's a pretty amazing existence on my book.
I don't wanna be that guy but *in my book
@@PatelCatsnah I’d rather be on earth then just fly around in an endless cloudy sky where other angles shit on me as a game 😂
@@ya_boi_sieem6644 no bro in heaven you just do acid, mushrooms , and smoke weed... and then you eat throughout the day and then sleep and do that for eternity... it's gonna be amazing
"Heaven is a place of cleanliness"
Also: Literally shitting on people's heads
I love how the mouth animation is just stretched
Got it. Heaven is being a pidgeon.
There’s actually a local plumbing company near me called “Pope’s Plumbers”. There are times I want to prank call them, but I’m sure they hear the same joke every day
"Is this the toilet papel? I need to buy some toilet papal!"
"Poop's plumbers? I need to get my poops plumbed!"
"Pope's Plumbers? Hey I got a, uh, problem here it's....holy shit it's bad!!"
"Pope's Plumbers? I am the Pope's Proctor. The Pope's pipes are plugged up with Pope poop. Can we profligate a proposal to purge this plug; push the Pope's poop down the Pope's pipe, so to speak?"
"Do you folks do septic work? It's time to drain the vat again!"
I'm sure you could come up with more. Here's some of my half-baked ideas:
unplug my golden pipes and I'll play the golden pipes to praise you
not so holy when the hole is clogged
appear before the congregation and banish the foul spirits
Seal of Confession//confessional as a port-a-potty
More words starting with P: pontiff, prelate, papa, priest, pontifex, patriarch, paladin, patron
Hope that helps!
"3 points"
That's something I would say too 😂
"Woo, 3 points! 😃"
I want to hear the story of the holy fucking shit.
This is truly a heavenly blessing…
And suddenly Tony Purgatelli doesn't feel quite so bad.
Come to think of it... was that Chad Bradley with the three-pointer? Sure sounded like him...
Really wish I hadn’t decided to watch this during my lunch
Why actual frickin awesome words
Lol
Huh???
So that's how meteors and rain existed
Well I guess that explains what the halos do, but why do we wear white
To tell if someone has been hit
It’s like poopball
🤣😂😭
People in heaven using their wings to fly to just 💩 on angels?
Must be a Thursday!
💩💩💩💩💩
New angel finds out pigeons are just angels?
Must be a Thursday!
"Wooo 3 points" that was probably Kobe Bryant🗣
What can I say except... holy sh*t
Cant wait to see the one with the Juslim and the Mew
1:01 WOO 3 POINTS
And I thought Hell was the place without relief.
I mean the hell part is the poop goes in reverse each time it hits the dirt
The labels may purport as much, but read the descriptions and you find it's the inverse!
"Holy shit" i get it
"Whats the halo for?..." "heh 3 points!"
Having toilets are much cleaner than poop falling everywhere.
"Cleanliness is next to Godliness"
[Encourages pooping on other angels]
Damn, bros be ballin' with holy shits.
Bathrooms? The world is your bathroom!
Dialed right in as usual.
can't wait to see Holy piss next
nice one, damn i almost miss the ads 😂
You know who's in charge around here haha
Me: YO HAHA COME
I can't help it, I just love cyanide & happiness outro music. It's one of my favourite meme songs of all times.
Can we appreciate how they tried their best to make this amazing video for us 💖💖💖
Hell is looking pretty good this time of the year 😊
I thought he will HOLD IT IN for eternity.
I'm trying not to laugh out loud in my office.
Yeah I always wondered how they did that there, it’s about what I expected honestly
When he said cleanliness is next to godliness I got resident evil 7 flashbacks
So pigeon are just angels who fell from the heaven
So THAT'S why they wear those white rags, it's portable toilet paper 🤣🧻💩
Knew the joke when I read the title😂
Right in the eyes too
For a moment I thought people just felt however they felt when they died, for eternity. So he would be trapped having the urging feeling to take a shit forever, unable to free himself from it, turning Heaven into its own kind of Hell.
My boi got shited on 🤣🤣🤣
Well that was one holy shot..
More proof that angels are just the biggest jerks.
Forget heven...in our youtube even poops need to be blurred !!
Dude didn't even close his eyes. He's definitely gonna have pink eye after this
As the video started up, my Legend of Zelda senses wer firing on all cylinders from the harp.
I know it wasn't just me.
I thought he's gonna scream "holy shit" and get promote to hell after that
At least those are holy
Really thought there would be some sort of weather phenomena, but I was dead wrong.
so much yes
I thought that since he still had to shit, they'd throw him back down to Earth lol
This is hilarious 🤣
Holly shit indeed 😂😂😂
Pigeons in heaven
Okay. This is epic.
Now I see why the halos are there. The angels are afraid of pooping on Cloud Dad.
Dads
That explains a lot!
Angels pooping on people’s heads? Must be a Thursday!
I feel like this is a reference to pool party
I thought the holes in the clouds were the toilets but I guess I understand the halo part.
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Pidgeon . . .
Now we can understand the pigeons
Why im so laughing,, , 🤣🤣🤣
Be honest, we all expected a crazier reaction
Wooo 3 points 😂😂
I was eating...
@ExplosmEntertainment You should make a pilot say he's gonna eject but jizz flys out instead. and hits a bunch of people below and flys off like a hero in a movie
Truly a poop joke from the gods.
Yeah.... I'll choose to go to hell.. 😂
They REALLY need to add some toilets to make cleanup easier.
Holy shit!
Holy shit that just give an idea once i went to heavens
I hope we don't get THAT kind of content for the next couple of years. XD
thursday? thursday!
Suddenly heaven feels like a bad choice.
So that's what halos are for😂
So you're saying that every angel is a toliet and pigeon?
I hate it when I Gide-on my face…
Because bathrooms would just be wrong.
I'm pretty sure I've stepped in angel poop before. Now I feel bad for blaming it on the dog.
I was way off. I was like, he takes a shit and it turns into clouds and he was like, holy shit.
I've worked in a bar most of my life, and this still less disgusting than what we clean up every week.
Heaven looks fine
That's why God sent those dinosaurs to hell.
That’s not cleanliness.
I don’t know if we have restrooms in heaven.
Yeah! Three Points!
How about demons? Do their shit just levitate?
No because they ready invented toilets
im suprised you still upload
Holy shit
Season 16
Oh my goood, that was great 👍🏼👍🏼🤣