How To Beat The HARVESTERS In "Fear PHarm"

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  • @TheUSACORPS
    @TheUSACORPS Год назад +1928

    Have a damn good day

  • @myishenhaines1706
    @myishenhaines1706 Год назад +2655

    Wait…his arm got chopped off and then he made a joke about dying while the murderer is a few feet from him? Who wrote this script? 😂

    • @yaoona9158
      @yaoona9158 Год назад

      ig he wanted to die with a bang 🤷‍♀️

    • @natella_k
      @natella_k Год назад +488

      i also did a double take on that part. thought he might have faked being dead so the killers would leave him alone but naw that dude really just did it to mess with his sister like come on😭💀

    • @Aaliyah_Matyevna
      @Aaliyah_Matyevna Год назад +147

      Ikr you are pretending to die and telling that to your sister while the killer is close. Like what!!

    • @jesseycutter371
      @jesseycutter371 Год назад +154

      This guy was the smartest one in the group. He questioned the maze from the beginning knowing there was something suspicious going on. As soon as he was attacked he knew they were all dead so he might have just spent his last moments fucking around knowing the outcome.

    • @Aquilenne
      @Aquilenne Год назад +62

      @@jesseycutter371 He even got away with the least torturous fate.

  • @schloaf3789
    @schloaf3789 Год назад +676

    I know this movie is all about harvesting teenagers skin, but the shot where the killers are all sitting on the couch while hershel is talking is the funniest thing I've ever seen

  • @pieroe12345
    @pieroe12345 Год назад +2153

    All I'm wondering is, In most horror movies... WHY DO THE SURVIVORS NEVER TAKE THE WEAPONS FROM THE DEAD KILLER'S BODY?!
    Edit: Saying it's from the script doesn't actually give me an answer I'm asking why the movies are so unrealistic because normal people would pick up the weapon

    • @komiesu
      @komiesu Год назад +4

      cause all horror movie characters are dumb as fuc

    • @real944
      @real944 Год назад +186

      Same with a few games, where a side character shoots someone with a CLEARY BETTER GUN, but they just ignore it and walk off

    • @savagness852
      @savagness852 Год назад +86

      because the script doesnt say so

    • @w33bghoulsan79
      @w33bghoulsan79 Год назад +86

      "So that the movie can happen"

    • @Lybrel
      @Lybrel Год назад +32

      You're watching horror movies wrong. Either laughing while passing the bong around or actually jumping to jump scares from theater speakers and spilling smuggled in alcohol.

  • @ionknow9583
    @ionknow9583 Год назад +2680

    So… we’re just not gonna mention the fact that the blonde girl is wearing a cheerleading uniform like it’s a normal outfit? 💀

    • @chrisdhhj2440
      @chrisdhhj2440 Год назад +265

      I watched the movie, the other 3 friends kept on insisting her to wear that

    • @kelbob93
      @kelbob93 Год назад +229

      And the fact that they’re all dressed in jackets and pants for autumn weather… isn’t she freezing??? Lol

    • @guidor14
      @guidor14 Год назад +113

      Gotta make sure to give her some personality 😂

    • @Randsomm
      @Randsomm Год назад +99

      it's a high school starter pack

    • @swearimnotarobot3746
      @swearimnotarobot3746 Год назад +57

      I figured it was like a halloween costume since they doing a maze

  • @top_gallant
    @top_gallant Год назад +580

    Never assume a large muscled person cant move faster than you. Especially if you have never engaged in life threatening hand to hand combat.

    • @jamesgordon177
      @jamesgordon177 Год назад +10

      I assume u engage is such activities day by day .?

    • @tjrex9458
      @tjrex9458 Год назад +104

      @@jamesgordon177 Nah, its just common sense, if someone is FIT , it's most likely they train legs too, and i wouldnt want to test someone's endurance when they have murderous intents towards me

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum Год назад

      @@tjrex9458 it's more that you should do more analyzing instead of a one size fits all approach. If a mf is built like Johnny Bravo and hasn't done a calf raise before, maybe don't sprint full force away.

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 Год назад +39

      I very much assume that a football player can run faster for longer than I can.
      And that if they ever grab me there would be nothing I could do at that point.

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng Год назад +19

      It all depends on what they have and what their demeanor is. You can usually tell how bulky and slow people are based on those two factors. Baggy heavy clothes with a chainsaw in hand is gonna slow you down a lot, even if you're a good runner. (I can confirm that much as I have some built legs and still struggle in heavy clothes while holding a heavy object to move fast).

  • @ordinaryextraordinary9484
    @ordinaryextraordinary9484 Год назад +420

    dude, the moment they offer $10,000 for completing a corn maze, i would’ve dipped. no matter how much they’re making a year, they are absolutely going to lose more than they gain. the fact they’ve done it every year means it’s not just a one-time error of a small family business, otherwise they would’ve stopped the VIP offer a long time ago. clearly, they’re getting something valuable out of this.

    • @ScarsFromTomorrow1
      @ScarsFromTomorrow1 Год назад +32

      And the fact he started with 5,000 in 2 hours and then upped it?

    • @kristinbingham5460
      @kristinbingham5460 Год назад +31

      It’s pretty much like that McKamey Manor guy in real life who made a haunted house on his property and offered 20k to whoever can last the full 8 hrs in there (no one has) and now the police are involved because he tortured people and filmed it

    • @artistwithawanderingeye908
      @artistwithawanderingeye908 Год назад +31

      @@kristinbingham5460 He also refuses to let anyone win. A marine almost made it to the end, but the Mansion shut down before he could complete it.

    • @lovepike
      @lovepike Год назад +4

      If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is

    • @renatoramos8834
      @renatoramos8834 Год назад

      And it's completely impossible to cover. If a bunch of people all go missing at the same place, the police would have the easiest investigation ever in their hands.

  • @TheNachmar
    @TheNachmar Год назад +768

    "If you managed to kill us, you'd still be stuck in a 100-acre corn maze"
    Yeah, fair point, then again, I'd rather take my chances with the corn maze than the group of psychos.

    • @rosestar1324
      @rosestar1324 Год назад +62

      It's funny he said that as if none of the killers had a cell phone on their person. Could also set the corn on fire to get emergency vehicles to come to them. Or she could have taken one of their vehicles and drove away. Lol like it's gonna be hard to escape when all the killers are dead

    • @toptiertech7291
      @toptiertech7291 Год назад +3

      @@rosestar1324 you need something to set the corn on fire. Plus you can call the cops. That doesn’t mean they can find your exact location

    • @aparnarai3708
      @aparnarai3708 Год назад +8

      @@toptiertech7291 well at least you won't be dead
      Also
      Phones do have GPS unless it's a Nokia 3310 or earlier version
      But they can be used for self defense because they are harder than bricks

    • @MatthiasDrinksH20
      @MatthiasDrinksH20 Год назад +5

      @@toptiertech7291 I think they'd have a lighter on them or in their shed

    • @zankoushadow
      @zankoushadow Год назад +5

      @@toptiertech7291 if she just stayed at that factory or whatever it would be easy for them to find her

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Год назад +2912

    That moment when the whole thing could’ve been prevented if they would’ve just listened to all the rumors of the tragedies in the past and not go to the farm in the first place.

    • @ZeeCozyFox
      @ZeeCozyFox Год назад +20

      Im suprised that your verified btw noice username

    • @ZeeCozyFox
      @ZeeCozyFox Год назад +5

      I saw a jojo refrence

    • @KTABTSTREAMS
      @KTABTSTREAMS Год назад +11

      BRO U ARE LITTERALLY IN EVERY VIDS COMMENTS

    • @nogass5381
      @nogass5381 Год назад +3

      You're every were

    • @rickyalbertson577
      @rickyalbertson577 Год назад

      @Micah Reex gaming shut up

  • @scum325
    @scum325 Год назад +989

    This is absolutely my biggest fear ngl, getting lost in a cornmaze getting chased by creepy monsters is just really scary ngl.

    • @BettyWhite2171
      @BettyWhite2171 Год назад +16

      That happened to me but it was real people.

    • @nicalennieee
      @nicalennieee Год назад +31

      U totally like ngl

    • @victoriab.6910
      @victoriab.6910 Год назад +2

      @@nicalennieee stream super freaky girl by Nicki Minaj 🫶🏽

    • @jamesgordon177
      @jamesgordon177 Год назад +21

      Are u sure ur ngl??? Ngl it's wild

    • @bbjj5666
      @bbjj5666 Год назад +6

      Mine too that why tall grass scares me

  • @dolphabear8754
    @dolphabear8754 Год назад +262

    *Imagine you walk into your basement and hear:*
    Little did they know, that's going to be their biggest mistake of their entire life.

  • @MagikarpMan
    @MagikarpMan Год назад +127

    0:56 the real horror of this movie was them putting their shoes on the bed

  • @katrina8231
    @katrina8231 Год назад +295

    When the killers actually started attacking I thought the girls didn't do to bad of a job at fighting back, melony was smart to go for the big guys legs and kick him after, and went straight for the scarecrow's neck which killed him almost instantly, Wendy did manage to get the weapon away from the clown and hit him with it as well, probably should've kept going once she was down but still good job none the less

    • @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339
      @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 Год назад +54

      Agreed. The girls were far more distrustful of the situation and way better fighters. Nice to see that in a movie sometimes…

    • @shiloh1661
      @shiloh1661 Год назад +9

      melony 😭

    • @Basedhistoryenjoyer
      @Basedhistoryenjoyer Год назад +4

      still better than standing still and screaming like most horror movies with a girl in it

    • @TheGritherr
      @TheGritherr 8 месяцев назад +1

      more successful than the men, not very realistic. It's hard to make up all that weight is all.

    • @rhyzeless5029
      @rhyzeless5029 4 месяца назад

      Melony 💀

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 Год назад +314

    My dad has always said that a sure fire way to get out of a maze is to pick one direction, and always stick in it. If I turn left once, I’m turning left for the rest of the maze. At first;l, I was convinced he’s wrong. But time and time again, it worked. Admittedly, it is not the fastest strategy, but it is pretty much a guaranteed way to escape. As soon as anything goes wrong in this scenario, in hiding in the corn, and then turning left until I can escape and call someone.

    • @jessicao-o165
      @jessicao-o165 Год назад +37

      Same I learned that from my brother, if you pick one side and always go you’ll go around the perimeter but then again it’s not the fastest route out and they want to get out of a 100 feet acre maze under an hour or two... but then again if I was in their shoes I would still do this and by the time it gets dark I would’ve gone back, the maze can’t move so if I constantly went left I’d just go right.

    • @angelzhkk
      @angelzhkk Год назад +4

      i thought that the person took your phone-

    • @gabrielsfilms2086
      @gabrielsfilms2086 Год назад +14

      nah dont do the left strat- just pick a direction and run- keep to the corn if you can- unless you have a tracker there's a really low chance to run into one in reality-

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 Год назад +1

      @@angelzhkk oh shit true. Eh maybe a pay phone or a kind civilian

    • @angelzhkk
      @angelzhkk Год назад +1

      @@songbird6414 lol

  • @Croutonking65
    @Croutonking65 Год назад +152

    I thought when the killers revealed to the MC that that they need her alive to harvest her, that the MC would turn the knife on herself to use herself as a hostage to escape

  • @ProjectLegendary
    @ProjectLegendary Год назад +108

    I'm gonna be honest. They may be big, but i don't know about fatigue. If they're farmers AND killers, they definitely have endurance

    • @TheGritherr
      @TheGritherr 8 месяцев назад +1

      agreed, outclassed.

  • @steiliop7651
    @steiliop7651 Год назад +303

    So we're not gonna mention how theres an orange in a corn field.

    • @_cabinet
      @_cabinet Год назад +7

      What has the mother done 🤨

    • @danielk5489
      @danielk5489 Год назад +2

      Who cares? Why is that an issue? It's just there. Maybe someone accidentally left it there or something idk

    • @kl0wce
      @kl0wce Год назад +17

      Woman is smart enough to hide a knife in her shoe but not a spare phone?

    • @cometzz_c1rcuzz
      @cometzz_c1rcuzz Год назад +3

      I thought the same thing. Would have been better if it was a small pumpkin.

    • @kasenschwab5985
      @kasenschwab5985 Год назад

      When?

  • @copper_7786
    @copper_7786 Год назад +837

    Im starting to think that it's impossible for ''How To Beat'' to die , he has become too powerful

    • @LokiVali
      @LokiVali Год назад +54

      He can and will sacrifice ANYONE.
      He knows too much.

    • @weaponsmith
      @weaponsmith Год назад +27

      Well, not really, because he actually researches first before making a How To Beat video. Also, in other “How To Beat” videos, he says that he probably would not have survived. I get your point though 😂

    • @seansilv25
      @seansilv25 Год назад

      He’s too DANGEROUS to be left alive!

    • @foxclawz9722
      @foxclawz9722 Год назад +8

      It is impossible he definitely knows everyone's next move and there every thot (I spelled wrong on purpose)

    • @B3an01
      @B3an01 Год назад +10

      @@weaponsmith yea how to beat is basically a death game batman if he has prep time he is probably surviving everything unless its a straightforward specifically made for execution limbs restrained guillotine

  • @pinapplepirate3209
    @pinapplepirate3209 Год назад +73

    "Whats so special about the vip maze?", "the vip maze is special :)"

  • @jester340
    @jester340 Год назад +308

    So basically the way to survive every horror movie is to not go somewhere and be stupid? Got it

  • @ScarabCentral
    @ScarabCentral Год назад +170

    what i've always wondered is why they don't go THROUGH the maze, like directly through the corn itself once danger presents itself. Sure running around it is quicker if you know where you're going but if they're lost, wouldn't straight through be more efficient?

    • @wolfspirit7239
      @wolfspirit7239 Год назад +33

      Nope, moving through corn makes a lot of noise and it is surprisingly stiff
      It would exhaust you quickly and be like ringing a bell to alert them

    • @psychopomp9351
      @psychopomp9351 Год назад +40

      @@wolfspirit7239 it would be better than the killer having a clear sight on you

    • @bootlegproductions15
      @bootlegproductions15 Год назад

      Might as well run through the maze waving your arms around and screaming

    • @zankoushadow
      @zankoushadow Год назад +4

      @@wolfspirit7239 if u make it far enough unless they directly go through the corn to youll eventually not be heard

    • @dumpie4155
      @dumpie4155 Год назад

      LEGIT

  • @johnsullyiv5666
    @johnsullyiv5666 Год назад +57

    If people were allegedly murdered in that corn maze, I’m not going there in the first place. If I did end up there though the second I realized it’s a life or death situation I’m picking one direction and running in that direction only, I’ll get out eventually.

  • @novadiamond2167
    @novadiamond2167 Год назад +124

    It pisses me off that from the get-go, they were warned by someone that “Hey, don’t go to this corn maze. People died there. If you go, you’re next.”
    And they’re just like “Well, that warning can’t stop me! I can’t read!”

    • @esperhunter7263
      @esperhunter7263 Год назад +1

      well to be fair, life is full of that stuff. When I was a kid I was told if I say bloody mary in a dark bathroom 3 times towards the mirror I would be killed by her. Public corn maze that hundreds to thousands of people go to in a given day, of course people will laugh off any warnings

    • @angelzhkk
      @angelzhkk Год назад

      @@esperhunter7263 dont you need candles?

    • @creedocide5641
      @creedocide5641 Год назад +4

      Honestly I would rather watch an Adam Sandler movie then these low budget horrible writing and bottom tier actors I'm not saying a better actor or a more famous actor would work because it wouldnt

  • @Diderito
    @Diderito Год назад +390

    You pumping these out like freshly baked cookies

    • @cooleddie1438
      @cooleddie1438 Год назад +12

      What kind of cookies?
      Hopefully chocolate chip .
      Ohhh yea a gooey ewwy yummy chocolate chip cook-I£

    • @ryanmondoux9441
      @ryanmondoux9441 Год назад +1

      How dare you enslave gods for your cookie needs… how many? I have 400+

    • @tre1848
      @tre1848 Год назад

      No he’s not 😂 the last vid was 7 days ago

    • @cooleddie1438
      @cooleddie1438 Год назад

      @@tre1848 did u know
      Soul Reviver Main theme composer
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      2014 Tokyo Ghoul Composer [7]
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    • @kiernan3995
      @kiernan3995 Год назад +3

      @@cooleddie1438 average anime fan

  • @Fungaly
    @Fungaly Год назад +33

    “This college student is about to have his flesh carved from his body”
    Straightforward, I like it.

  • @Puttagirlon
    @Puttagirlon Год назад +109

    There's a "haunted acres" property event pretty close to where I live each year. When you go there, you pay like $30-40 for 2 hours and there are one to two dozen "monsters" on site in this property which has a mixture of woods and fields. Then, there are a couple groups of participants that are all looking for some items to take and bring back to the entrance. The participants are then given paintball guns and each group is dropped over in a different area. If you shoot one of the "monsters" then they go down for like 15 seconds so you can get away. If the monster catches you, they take off a flag thing from you and you're out of the game and have to go back to the front. It's like a zombie shoot with a kind of capture the flag game. The first group to get the item(s) back to the start point gets a prize and gets the cost of the event refunded. It's a really awesome idea but they usually sell out of tickets within a few days of introduction.
    If I remember correctly, there's another place nearby where they pretty much just let participants use paintball guns to mow down wave after wave of "zombies" in a harvested cornfield too. There's not really any goal or point to it other than getting to shoot the shit out of a bunch of armored people dressed as zombies with paintball guns lol. These things pop up every year in late September through Halloween and are a ton of fun. This movie reminded me of that when they had the people firing paintball guns at "monsters" on the back of that truck.

    • @Lybrel
      @Lybrel Год назад +2

      Where is this?

    • @Dasdwear
      @Dasdwear Год назад +2

      Where do you live?

    • @flopcartman
      @flopcartman Год назад +2

      That's pretty cool

    • @StikMun
      @StikMun Год назад +5

      @@flopcartman "that's pretty cool" little did she know this comment would cost her, her life -How To Beat

    • @stimihendrix3404
      @stimihendrix3404 Год назад

      funny bc fear farm is an actual place in the sacramento area too lol.

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin Год назад +19

    "In a life or death situation, don't be a dick."
    Says the man that will sacrifice literally anyone and everyone to survive these things.

  • @nolanschotanus2769
    @nolanschotanus2769 Год назад +167

    How would the killers working at the cornmaze not be found out if it was the last place 4 teenagers were seen?

    • @theoneeyedartist3253
      @theoneeyedartist3253 Год назад +87

      Exactly. And not four teenagers. But many people had gone missing apparently over fifteen years. After the first death and skin being found fifteen years prior. Police would have shut the maze down and done a full search for the killers. And lets say the police cannot find them and gives up letting it reopen the next year. But again, more people die. The police would then have the maze permanently shut down and be investigating every local who was near or at the maze.

    • @nolanschotanus2769
      @nolanschotanus2769 Год назад +40

      @@theoneeyedartist3253 cop: "hey Tony, isn't it weird that every disappearance the past 15 years has been followed by the corn maze closing down annually?"

    • @theoneeyedartist3253
      @theoneeyedartist3253 Год назад +7

      @@zuyu2 There are allot of ways. Enfact there are some fruits that have a natural hormone that helps with anti aging. A Biochemist could easily do that. And being farmers, grow the fruits needed.

    • @Goddywap
      @Goddywap Год назад +1

      Movies gotta movie

    • @eileenconway2966
      @eileenconway2966 Год назад

      @@zuyu2 it’s like they never heard of niacinamide.

  • @bao_dumpling7682
    @bao_dumpling7682 Год назад +44

    I'd be dead instantly; I'd constantly try to be friendly with them and get whacked over the head within the first twenty minutes-

    • @bullymaguire6942
      @bullymaguire6942 Год назад +6

      Me too I would be absolutely doomed I’m dead I would lose 10 limbs in the first 5 minutes

    • @bao_dumpling7682
      @bao_dumpling7682 Год назад +5

      @@bullymaguire6942 yeah, I'm definitely not winning anything but an award for the fastest horror movie death in history-

    • @bonzopippinpaddleopsicopolis
      @bonzopippinpaddleopsicopolis Год назад +3

      @@bullymaguire6942 you could just put some dirt in their eyes.

    • @rhinonanmune8791
      @rhinonanmune8791 Год назад +1

      ​@Bonzo Pippinpaddleopsicopolis Okay Bully Maguire 😂😂

  • @_Mefu.
    @_Mefu. Год назад +71

    How the hell can you be both the guy everyone wants to befriend in a death game and be the guy everyone doesn't want to befriend in a death game???

  • @huntsman9316
    @huntsman9316 Год назад +27

    (15:59) wait, wait, hold up... This man got his whole ass arm chopped off, is about to be kidnapped, sees his sister that might be able to save him, and plays a joke on her that wastes time when the killer is literally right there?
    What on earth is even happening?! Wasn’t he the person who was terrified of going there in the first place? Him finding out the site was indeed a murder ground should have him freaking the f out.

    • @esperhunter7263
      @esperhunter7263 Год назад +1

      worst part of the movie. is there a word to represent beyond cringe?

    • @kinnisontarvin4297
      @kinnisontarvin4297 Год назад

      Nah dude he just got some confidence

    • @hvhs01
      @hvhs01 Год назад

      It's Prometheus logic.

  • @hella816
    @hella816 Год назад +9

    Ok so from now on people who watch :
    How to beat/nerd explanes/bingexpress
    Sees tall grass 'HELL NAH'
    sees corn field 'HELL NAH'
    sees a well protected home with emergancy exits 'Now thats more MY style'

  • @rustyhowe3907
    @rustyhowe3907 Год назад +19

    $10,000 for under two hours of romping through corn?
    I wouldn't think I was about to be killed, but know they ain't gonna cough up the money and cough up excuses on why I didn't legitimately win, places like this always pull that so I wouldn't bother.
    I'd also bring a compass too IF I got dragged there anyways.

  • @candyapplehumanm974
    @candyapplehumanm974 Год назад +51

    Just hiding in the corn for a long time seems like a good idea

  • @alexander.tahtadjian
    @alexander.tahtadjian Год назад +29

    This video was posted during my early recovery period after I went to the hospital for jaw surgery and I just got to watching it today and it was very calm and relaxing and really made me feel good during my recovery period...so thank you.

    • @MatthiasDrinksH20
      @MatthiasDrinksH20 Год назад +3

      I hope your recovery is going well, have a nice day btw, stranger

    • @21bucks
      @21bucks Год назад +1

      @@MatthiasDrinksH20 it’s a bot sadly :(

  • @IAmArnold2003
    @IAmArnold2003 Год назад +109

    I always wonder how these types of movies would go if the main characters had ccw permits

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Год назад +21

      They would be very quick short stories for sure...or the would be victims started hunting their killers down for their own sport, that would be crazy fun to watch.🤭

    • @toptiertech7291
      @toptiertech7291 Год назад +5

      Depends. You have a gun. There’s 8-10 of them. It’s not like a movie where every shot is going to hit them. If 4 people rush at you from different directions you’re still losing. People die with their guns every day

    • @Jenna2k
      @Jenna2k Год назад +2

      It would be a fun movie

    • @AnxietyPossumArt
      @AnxietyPossumArt Год назад +1

      @@Jenna2k idk about fun, depends on other facts plus if the shooter is competent/doesn't run out of bullets fast

    • @johnalddrumph456
      @johnalddrumph456 Год назад +3

      @@toptiertech7291 true but there are plenty of people who carry at least one extra mag. Most full sized Glocks can hold between 10-17 rounds. Combine that with hollow point rounds and you've substantially increased your chances of survival

  • @theendlessoptimist
    @theendlessoptimist Год назад +20

    I've seen enough of these videos by now that if I'm ever told to give up my phone for something like this or an escape room or whatever, I'd just lie and say I preemptively left it in the car, and thus have a way of calling for help when things go bad...

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum Год назад

      I had to give up my phone. They most likely will take it so you can't just record all the answers and shi

    • @kyleecats2255
      @kyleecats2255 Год назад +2

      A phone that doesn't have "service" can still call 911

    • @eat00002
      @eat00002 Год назад +1

      @@Quesoquantum that's where the lying comes in

  • @Radical576
    @Radical576 Год назад +23

    “Oh yeah, so what if these people died horrific deaths at (insert plot point)? Let’s go there anyways!” -Every horror film character

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Год назад +1

      Soooo many I've met are exactly like this sadly.

    • @disbeafakename167
      @disbeafakename167 Год назад

      So you're never going to go anywhere? Pretty much every place has had death there.

  • @GhostlyHearts.
    @GhostlyHearts. Год назад +15

    The fact that the sister apologized after getting mad at the barbed mask guy is so wholesome for some reason..

  • @NotNochos
    @NotNochos Год назад +9

    Have a damn good day.
    This isn’t for likes, I genuinely hope you are having a good day. Goodbye!

  • @Nezyrrr
    @Nezyrrr Год назад +22

    even if you're with this guy you wont survive. you're going to be a sacrifice.

  • @ChiefPeep
    @ChiefPeep Год назад +38

    Good change for a movie like this to not have a happy ending where someone escapes.

    • @baeebgrl
      @baeebgrl Год назад

      it’d be so much bullshit if one if them escaped. esp with this well organized satanic family

    • @bobone866
      @bobone866 2 месяца назад

      Wrong turn movies

  • @maggiebeam6348
    @maggiebeam6348 Год назад +25

    I can’t even describe how much i love this channel. I might not know anything abt taxes or jobs but i sure know how to survive any and all horror movie situation that might or might not happen

  • @lanalowlifer7499
    @lanalowlifer7499 Год назад +15

    I love how this movie isn’t the same as other horror movies. Like the main character doesn’t have a happy ending where they get saved and go on with their life

    • @perkysett
      @perkysett Год назад +7

      there’s a lot of movies where the main character doesn’t survive

  • @LampStand_0
    @LampStand_0 Год назад +68

    I think he should start a series where he helps the villains succeed instead of the main characters

    • @KypherPlayZYT
      @KypherPlayZYT Год назад

      He did,

    • @m.a.749
      @m.a.749 Год назад +4

      @@KypherPlayZYT Really? Can you send a link?

    • @KypherPlayZYT
      @KypherPlayZYT Год назад

      @@m.a.749 search how to beat DONT breath 1 and 2 he’s helping an old serial killer rapist

    • @Elon-c6p
      @Elon-c6p Месяц назад

      Why did you kill kakyoin 😢

  • @raae9000
    @raae9000 Год назад +62

    Character: Blinks
    How to Beat: THAT WAS THEIR BIGGEST MISTAKE
    All jokes aside I love ur vids man, keep it up❤

    • @hoowat2479
      @hoowat2479 Год назад +5

      Character: breaths
      How to Beat: THAT WAS THEIR BIGGEST MISTAKE

    • @Snand_Snake
      @Snand_Snake Год назад

      Well if you blink the killer and disrepair like Mical

    • @Snand_Snake
      @Snand_Snake Год назад

      And if you breath you make noise to Lear the killer

  • @jaysusjay3907
    @jaysusjay3907 Год назад +23

    The cheerleader went to the Prometheus school of running away from things.

  • @Slytherin_Snapeniac
    @Slytherin_Snapeniac Год назад +12

    Aside from the obvious solution the way to get out would be to just go straight through the corn before it got dark and the killers came out. The field has to end somewhere.

  • @TLKcubing
    @TLKcubing Год назад +32

    The fact that annoys me is that they can simply go through the corn. Yes it will make sound but it is a shortcut I'm willing to take

    • @meghantheestallionrunpop
      @meghantheestallionrunpop Год назад +14

      But then again I feel like the killers walk though the corn. Which is why y’all they come out of nowhere

    • @Nikkoyes
      @Nikkoyes Год назад +1

      @@meghantheestallionrunpop It'll also be harder to spot them and they can come out of no where, too.

    • @TLKcubing
      @TLKcubing Год назад +2

      @@meghantheestallionrunpop yes but if they don't find you, you will escape faster and you can even lie down to rest

    • @m.a.749
      @m.a.749 Год назад

      @@TLKcubing One guy has a literal chainsaw.
      He doesn't need to find you, just hear you and start cutting away.

    • @Goddywap
      @Goddywap Год назад +5

      @@meghantheestallionrunpop they came out of “no where” bc they were taking the routes of the maze, as soon as I got myself in a pickle and got lucky enough to escape I promise they wouldn’t have seen me again one bc I’m black so i would’ve stripped to my undees and two bc ik they’re not going to go through the hassle of looking deep in the maze

  • @Shreckster22
    @Shreckster22 Год назад +41

    The scariest part of this movie is that something like this could actually happen to you irl, that really gets me

    • @esperhunter7263
      @esperhunter7263 Год назад

      just promise not to make jokes and get me killed right after your arm gets cut off

    • @kebabseverim3364
      @kebabseverim3364 Год назад

      Real life isn't scripted movie, you can basically burn place or kill them easily by hunting them after capturing a weapon

    • @kebabseverim3364
      @kebabseverim3364 Год назад +2

      Family: We will harvest your skin and make cream out of it!!
      C4 bomb vest under my shirt:
      (im from middle east)

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Год назад +1

      @@kebabseverim3364 *High-fives fellow Middle Easterner* 😁👌

  • @hirokaamv3607
    @hirokaamv3607 Год назад +91

    The only way to survive any death game is to watch this channel all day ❤️

  • @cathimurphy-bee6759
    @cathimurphy-bee6759 Год назад +8

    If I were ever in a horror/torture movie situation, I'd need How to Beat by my side. No mistakes made. All the survival!

  • @MsSmileyKay
    @MsSmileyKay Год назад +47

    Great recap, but just want to throw out there in retrospect of everything coming out about Established Titles, you DO NOT actually become a “Lord” or “Lady”. It’s a novelty gift. So if you’re grabbing the offer in hopes of actually being labeled.. this is not for you. As noted by another RUclipsr, there are other great, and legitimate (not saying ET doesn’t plant trees) places you can donate and help plant trees. 👍🏽

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 Год назад +2

      The Click did a really good video on this because he felt bad that he fell for it.

  • @gordovlite5320
    @gordovlite5320 Год назад +38

    You could literally survive anything with this man

    • @Bethanie111
      @Bethanie111 Год назад

      You'll be his meat shield

    • @Friendly_Protogen
      @Friendly_Protogen Год назад +2

      He*, not us. He would use us to survive.

    • @gordovlite5320
      @gordovlite5320 Год назад

      @@Friendly_Protogen na bro doesn't actually got the balls to kill someone

    • @Friendly_Protogen
      @Friendly_Protogen Год назад

      @@gordovlite5320 How do you know that?

    • @eat00002
      @eat00002 Год назад

      @@Friendly_Protogen How do you know he does? and agreed how does gordovidekisald know he doesn't? also, it was a joke

  • @gingerbreadprime2392
    @gingerbreadprime2392 Год назад +5

    this is why every friend group needs a black person in it.
    if a black person was there none of this wouldve happened

  • @mintysquinty2989
    @mintysquinty2989 Год назад +5

    concealed carry really would have put this movie to a quick end.

  • @danielCraig141
    @danielCraig141 Год назад +11

    Calculating the light from the sun and moon yeah seems like something a normal person would do when their life is on the line.

  • @bradsly3386
    @bradsly3386 Год назад +13

    I'm surprised the Chad was loyal! Good on ya Brandon! Love your videos man. A zombie apocalypse ever happens youre one of the first survivors imma try to find XD even though there's a chance you'll use me as a human shield haha

  • @M2Gaming-jx8ni
    @M2Gaming-jx8ni Год назад +12

    If four kids go missing in one place like in the movie. Wouldn't the owners of the cornfield be the main suspects for their parents to report about?

    • @kyleecats2255
      @kyleecats2255 Год назад +2

      IF their parents knew where they went

  • @Lucas51397
    @Lucas51397 Год назад +3

    Yoo! This movie was filmed at Cool Patch Pumpkins in Dixon, California. It's the world's biggest corn maze and I've been there every Halloween for the past several years.

  • @billb100
    @billb100 Год назад +27

    These videos make me way too paranoid. Now I'll never be able to do events like these. I did an escape room before where they request you put your phones into a lock box until you are done and I agreed but after this I won't be doing that anymore. I'll end up either lying and say I didn't bring my phone cuz I was too worried about it being stolen or I'd tell them that keeping it is a deal breaker and that I will keep it on me but won't take it out unless there is an emergency. Also there are some haunted attractions or whatever that will actually pay you if you can complete them. I can't remember the name but there was 1 that gives out quite a bit but it's something like 24 hours long and they can do pretty much anything they want to you to try and break you and make you quit. So that's another thing I will never be trying now.

    • @lysfranc8782
      @lysfranc8782 Год назад +3

      The 24h horror house is pretty famous but I don’t remember the name. If I remember right it’s really brutal… and some people tried to charge them.

    • @billb100
      @billb100 Год назад

      @@lysfranc8782 yea I can't recall the name either but I heard the same thing, so I likely wouldn't have attempted it anyways cuz I might freak I'd the bury me alive or something. They have people sign waivers saying they aren't responsible for any injuries, not that that gives them free reign to kill you I'm sure but it might keep them safe in most cases. You are told they can do anything they want from the start so if you can't handle literally being tortured then you shouldn't go in the first place. Because they are very determined to not have to pay out the survival reward

    • @8youbetterbelieveit8
      @8youbetterbelieveit8 Год назад +6

      Hey, I work at an escape room, no worries about the phone thing! People ask us all the time if they are allowed to have their phones on them, and although we encourage people to leave them behind, legally we can't actually force people to leave them with us. We don't really worry about it too much since we are watching the rooms on cameras, so if someone is breaking the rules by using their phones, we can quickly pop in over the walkie talkie and politely tell them to cut that shit out. If they continue to use it, we simply remove that person from the room rather than take their phone away.
      But then again, our waiver does cover all liability up to and including death, soooo 🤷🏼‍♀️ Lol

    • @billb100
      @billb100 Год назад +1

      @@8youbetterbelieveit8 yea I figured that was the case, the ones I did we were constantly monitored so I didn't think most places would make a big deal out of it but in this movie they asked that they leave their phones and they willingly handed them over because there are all kinds of like games or whatever that do that so most wouldn't bat an eye about handing over their devices, it's just kind of expected... Until you watch something like this and then you'll be too paranoid to do anything ever. But I thought waivers protected the host from most typical injuries and accidents but I seriously doubt if you had someone sign a waiver that says you can merc them I doubt that would hold up in court. But I'm no lawyer so I really know nothing. Like I would be a bit annoyed if I did that 24 hour thing and I somehow managed to make it nearly the whole time just to catch a chainsaw to the abdomen and "lose" because I'm no longer alive to complete the challenge.

    • @christianvargas5574
      @christianvargas5574 Год назад

      I believe you are taking about McKamey manor, that haunted literally tortures people and you have to sign a waiver that doesn't allow you to sue them for said torture.

  • @nacholover952
    @nacholover952 Год назад +5

    I thought it was stupid for the guy to make jokes after his arm was cut off while the murderer was a few feet away, until I thought more about it. The guy just had his arm chopped off and was experiencing rapid blood loss. When you experience rapid blood loss like the guy did, then you aren't going to be able to think very clearly. It makes sense that the guy was making jokes as he was beginning to pass out and die from the blood loss.

  • @almosthalo
    @almosthalo Год назад +3

    Living in Hollywood I have learned to always carry 2 cells, a prepaid one (with prepaid minutes always on it) and the one I use. Many places over here request to hand over cell. I give them the older one and keep my new one. I dont trust anyone with my phone. Plus great for an emergency.

  • @opheliak5548
    @opheliak5548 Год назад +8

    "I'd just back, get low and throw sand in his face" the visuals were hilarious

  • @trickygamer9563
    @trickygamer9563 Год назад +13

    If a SCP movie ever comes out, this guy is probably gonna make a how to beat video. Unless he reads about every SCP, he would get the strategies on surviving them wrong.
    The commants correcting him will be extremely high

  • @genisay
    @genisay Год назад +4

    Maybe this is why I tend to spot things when they move, such as mice in tall grass or birds in tree branches. I've been practicing Owl Eyes without knowing it for years, thanks to working in places where I have to be quickly aware of people around me so that I don't crash into someone, or have someone come around a corner and crash into me.
    Unless I have something specific that I'm looking at, like a building I'm headed too, I usually keep my visual awareness wide and keep my periphral vision in mind at all times. I'm so used to doing it anymore that I don't even need to think about it.

  • @monokiki__
    @monokiki__ Год назад +6

    to be fair the corn maze in my city has people with chainsaws so her reaction to the chainsaw man is not as bad as you think

  • @RodrigoFlores-ls1kq
    @RodrigoFlores-ls1kq Год назад +6

    26:43 this guy seems to assume that those killers have remained uncatched for 15 years by sheer luck. Aside from ideas like these and some contradictions that sometimes happen, these kind of videos are still pretty cool

    • @lonekie
      @lonekie Год назад

      he's human lol, let em slip up now and again

  • @CrunchyWinters
    @CrunchyWinters Год назад +6

    When I See Someone Slightly Suspicious I Got So Paranoid,
    "Uhh...Are you Going To Un-Alive Me Soon?"

  • @rubikssolver7547
    @rubikssolver7547 Год назад +12

    When you're out of ideas of movies to watch but he comes in big clutch with and ultimate unexcpected how to beat video😌

  • @deliriouszora
    @deliriouszora Год назад +4

    Children of the corn was enough for me to not go near a corn field.

  • @RRRRRRRRRRR956
    @RRRRRRRRRRR956 Год назад +14

    Do you know what they call the cornfield labyrinth?
    The Maize

  • @jonthetallguy
    @jonthetallguy Год назад +7

    It was hilarious when he started it and said this college guy is going to get the flesh carved out of him then proceeds to talk about how he is getting turned on texting his girlfriend on an android

  • @thedude4672
    @thedude4672 Год назад +6

    Of course she wears her cheerleader uniform all the time because that's what cheerleaders do.
    /s

    • @ArtisticAlly123
      @ArtisticAlly123 Год назад

      BRUH FR LOL I’m a cheerleader, we only wear our uniforms for games or competitions

  • @marcelovinicius3386
    @marcelovinicius3386 Год назад +7

    no way they didn't suspected that for some reason they got chosen to go to a ''special maze'' out of nowhere, far away from the other maze and the guy offered them money when they wanted to leave

  • @jae-gc4jv
    @jae-gc4jv Год назад +5

    How to beat "Fear Pharm"
    1. Don't go to the farm
    Have a damn good day

  • @nolanmcknight5716
    @nolanmcknight5716 Год назад +2

    "Hey do you wanna do our extremely shady gift that we give to our 10,000th customer"
    "No you seem pretty shady"
    Roll credits

  • @britishperson1
    @britishperson1 Год назад +11

    can you believe theres a sequel to this

  • @connordupree2823
    @connordupree2823 Год назад +7

    I love how you just keep posting videos so fast man your a legend

  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC Год назад +17

    How does one have the "highest amount" of a gene?
    And for that matter, why does being muscular make you slower and more easily fatigued? I'd think it was the reverse.

    • @emeraldmann1329
      @emeraldmann1329 Год назад +14

      It's a bit more complex than just 'more muscle = less endurance', but yeah, excessive muscle can make you fatigued more easily (muscles require lots of blood and oxygen, which strains your heart and lungs). However, chances are that working in a farm like that focused more on endurance than pure strength, so he's not likely to be easily fatigued.

    • @giansmith830
      @giansmith830 Год назад +3

      @@emeraldmann1329 muscle weighs more than fat

    • @giansmith830
      @giansmith830 Год назад +3

      The more required to move around and you cannot run with a heavy chainsaw and a mask thats barbed wire

    • @eat00002
      @eat00002 Год назад

      @@giansmith830 oh my god you fucking killed his point dude.

    • @Goddywap
      @Goddywap Год назад

      It doesn’t, if js take a look at linemen in high school college and the pros, they CAN MOVE, it all depends on your physical activity and how much you do a day simple as that

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 Год назад +6

    I just woke up and I'm having a damn good day.

  • @Amy-Nicole
    @Amy-Nicole Год назад +6

    "When your life is in danger, don't be a dick." 🤣

  • @Pivomated
    @Pivomated Год назад +2

    bring a Nokia in a hidden spot lol

  • @spursnofficial
    @spursnofficial Год назад +3

    The fact that it only takes just 1 person whose parents/friends know that they'll be going to the corn maze for their modus to end is a pretty big plothole.

  • @a.nobodys.nobody
    @a.nobodys.nobody 3 месяца назад +1

    Experiencing these disposable movies like this is awesome. Saves me time and i might actually learn something! It's kinda sad watching dumb-dumb movies by myself so i appreciate this content, esp through the lens of someone who isn't an idiot

  • @darknate6535
    @darknate6535 Год назад +2

    I love your videos. I dont watch full movies because at night i think of them so i watch you talk over so it helps me calm myself. Thanks for making great content for us!

  • @jacksyoutubechannel4045
    @jacksyoutubechannel4045 Год назад +2

    Three things bother me so much in movies that I won't watch movies that do them, and this certainly does the last one:
    1) Easily avoidable/fixable "misunderstandings" that drive the plot or a major plot point
    2) Characters who are written like the audience is with/watching them, almost always in an attempt to "fool" the audience (e.g. a totally sane character having a voice-over inner monologue about who the killer might be, when they're actually the "twist" killer).
    3) Characters who are supposed to be _genuinely_ scared "investigating" the frightening/dangerous thing. In real life, you only pull back the shower curtain because your head is confident no one is there, and you want your nervous system to agree.

  • @jeremybrummel3254
    @jeremybrummel3254 Год назад +3

    My advice to a step nephew learning to drive was to practice using his peripheral vision, mentioning it is fundamental to safety in general.

  • @kitsunelee007
    @kitsunelee007 Год назад +1

    My husband is a veteran of the horror industry and specializes in extreme horror houses and there have been dozens of stories of gruesome deaths at big name scare parks.
    You seriously have to be careful what place you choose to attended and with whom.

  • @AndrewKing238
    @AndrewKing238 Год назад +3

    It’s been so long since I’ve seen a movie where all the protagonists were dead by the end and yes I know that the last girl didn’t actually die on screen but we all know that she ain’t gonna walk away from all of that.

  • @yagurlt
    @yagurlt Год назад +1

    3:26
    me: *goes home*
    Parents: kids these days can’t go 10 minutes without their phones. Well back in my day-

  • @theblackswan723
    @theblackswan723 Год назад +4

    I’d go in, trigger the first scare and then turn around and leave the way I came

  • @fastbandit1853
    @fastbandit1853 Год назад +2

    18:42
    Bully Maguire:I think this is the part where it becomes my problem.

  • @mattyraymytube123
    @mattyraymytube123 Год назад +8

    Only thing I don't agree with is when u said the girl should wrap her leg around the pole to gain control.... Lifting one leg off the ground could result in loosing balance with 1 swift shove. 😉 Love ur vids🥰

  • @anura7601
    @anura7601 Год назад +1

    Someone "you'll need to hand over your phone's"
    Me "one second" walks over to car and grabs handgun
    Me "here's my phone you can take it and I'll take this."

  • @sophiaisabelle01
    @sophiaisabelle01 Год назад +27

    Your videos have always amazed us. Keep up the good work.

  • @lezlue2273
    @lezlue2273 Год назад +5

    If my friend told me a story about how someone was murdered in the maze… and then I got a “vip stamp” to go to a “vip”
    maze - I’d be like fuck this shit I’m going home. I am not getting marked for human sacrifice and sent to your murder maze

  • @twitertaker
    @twitertaker Год назад +3

    The 10k dollars for finishing a corn maze is sketchy, but Mr Beast would do this in RL. The "No Phone" thing is the dealbreaker.

  • @vampirenessis8378
    @vampirenessis8378 Год назад +6

    Great video, big L on the established title scam though. Make that money though

  • @Missyisty
    @Missyisty Год назад +5

    Ive been watching how to beat videos since 2017. i dont regret since