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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2024

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  • @kilian9591
    @kilian9591 6 месяцев назад +39185

    "you overSCHLEPPT?!" lmao

    • @xiaogeju2011
      @xiaogeju2011 6 месяцев назад +113

      As my collegue today.

    • @hessidave
      @hessidave 6 месяцев назад +328

      Schpecifically!

    • @yoda3089
      @yoda3089 6 месяцев назад +55

      ​@@xiaogeju2011 at the Arbeit?😅

    • @corneliaspindler6714
      @corneliaspindler6714 6 месяцев назад +24

      So unbelievable good!

    • @UntotesSchaf
      @UntotesSchaf 6 месяцев назад +46

      RUclips übersetzt mir das mit "Du hast zu viel verschleppt."

  • @bandsalat8995
    @bandsalat8995 6 месяцев назад +22646

    Job interview at Deutsche Bahn:
    "You've shown up three hours late for the interview.
    Congratulations, the job is yours!"

    • @Epic_the_french_guy
      @Epic_the_french_guy 6 месяцев назад +412

      Its basically the same thing at the SNCF (the french railways) at the only difference that you have a regularly scheduled strike every year, for Christmas most of the time

    • @Zer-jx8tn
      @Zer-jx8tn 6 месяцев назад +105

      Trenitalia Is like the Union of DB And SNFC, Only they can turn a 1 hour trip into a 6 hour trip

    • @shadowdarkness9901
      @shadowdarkness9901 6 месяцев назад

      Jippie, we are not alone @@Zer-jx8tn

    • @reinholdbrocken3247
      @reinholdbrocken3247 6 месяцев назад +11

      😂😂😂 👍

    • @SirMarshalHaig
      @SirMarshalHaig 5 месяцев назад +47

      At least they didn´t give the job to the guy who just didn´t show up at all...like that train back in the day when I wanted to get home...on a station without phone coverage.

  • @MediaWebCrawler
    @MediaWebCrawler Месяц назад +2535

    The "you didn't even write me to notify me of this delay" while he white knuckles the paper is easily my favorite part

    • @amossutandi
      @amossutandi Месяц назад +16

      It's only good manners to SMS the person you'll be a bit late.

    • @raymondh5456
      @raymondh5456 29 дней назад +1

      Mine is when he half squints his left eye

    • @tabbykitten722
      @tabbykitten722 14 дней назад +1

      your pfp makes your username funnier

    • @joewtjjoewp1
      @joewtjjoewp1 6 дней назад

      i love how he lowkey said it in a bit of a Scottish/Northern English accent

  • @adennkyramud116
    @adennkyramud116 12 дней назад +43

    This, _this_ is German humor. Excellent

  • @HagenvonEitzen
    @HagenvonEitzen 6 месяцев назад +6346

    The fact that he is exactly 6 minutes late, which is the Deutsche Bahn definition of on time! (And I also love the electric humming of the about-to-explode head)

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Месяц назад +31

      Isn't 6 minutes enough time for 3 trains to pass the station on TGV and Shinkansen lines(there the window between trains is down to 3 minutes due to sheer load and they're trying to force even more trains on the lines)

    • @1bullneck1
      @1bullneck1 Месяц назад +25

      @@TheArklyte Then the train that is supposed to arrive 3 minutes later either also gets delayed, or the first train has to give way to the second train, meaning it's even more than 6 minutes late.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Месяц назад +22

      @@1bullneck1 pretty much. One delay can cause delay in whole system.
      That's why japanese are trying something as insane as maglev - they simply have no more room for "normal" trains on old infrastructure as they have no more room in cities to allow more trains to approach the stations and the spacing between trains is so low that there hardly any more that can be squeezed in in the same timeframe. And if they're going to build new one, then all the terraforming overshadows the price difference between high speed and magnetic rail by order of magnitude.
      As far as I've heard Germany is facing the american issue with high speed rail - you upgraded normal rail to handle high speed trains, but you run cargo trains on same rails thus passenger trains are stuck waiting in line(plus I don't recall cargo lines in Germany being upgraded to allow doublestack cargo).

    • @1bullneck1
      @1bullneck1 Месяц назад +9

      @@TheArklyte There is no double stack cargo in germany, and yes, they use the same rails. They're building new rails constantly, but there are also more trains on these rails, totally negating the positive effects of new rails in some areas.

    • @appelmoes3433
      @appelmoes3433 Месяц назад +2

      @@TheArklyte that is high speed rail they use separate tracks in Germany and regular trains shouldn’t arrive so close to one another

  • @brag0001
    @brag0001 5 месяцев назад +9472

    The five enemies of the DB: spring, summer, fall, winter and, of course, customers ...😂

    • @wynoglia
      @wynoglia Месяц назад +119

      Feels like the enemy isn't the customer but the company themself

    • @htimsid
      @htimsid Месяц назад +79

      And do not forget dew, fallen leaves, sudden movements of air...

    • @MichielNr1
      @MichielNr1 Месяц назад +11

      Haha that sounds just like the Dutch railway companies 😂

    • @Groza_Dallocort
      @Groza_Dallocort Месяц назад +3

      DB Schenker

    • @lsthero5863
      @lsthero5863 Месяц назад +5

      Renfe is way worse. Last week my train was 4 hours late

  • @DaPoulet360
    @DaPoulet360 Месяц назад +5923

    So that's why Duolingo taught me how to say "Der Zug hat verspätung"

    • @justaguy6100
      @justaguy6100 Месяц назад +246

      Frequently used phrase indeed.

    • @nuagor
      @nuagor Месяц назад +204

      The train is late

    • @sasin2715
      @sasin2715 Месяц назад +203

      ironically duolingo teaches you hours before minutes once you learn this

    • @rhondaweber5638
      @rhondaweber5638 Месяц назад +11

      SAME!😂

    • @dgrblue4162
      @dgrblue4162 Месяц назад

      ​@@nuagorEs ist Verboten

  • @infinitymfg5397
    @infinitymfg5397 Месяц назад +263

    I fell out laughing when he showed that big Flava-Flave clock. LMAO!

    • @shotsi8210
      @shotsi8210 Месяц назад +1

      That part was hilarious! Still laughing

    • @MexicoCityLAMB
      @MexicoCityLAMB Месяц назад +1

      Omg not Flavour Flav 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @panzerscoutempire27
    @panzerscoutempire27 6 месяцев назад +8228

    Ich finds toll das Liam ein Inhaltlicher Bestandteil der Zeitung ist!

    • @niffler09
      @niffler09 6 месяцев назад +475

      Es war gestern tatsächlich ein Artikel über ihn ihn meiner Zeitung, ich dachte zuerst ich halluziniere

    • @sudelikespotato
      @sudelikespotato 6 месяцев назад +70

      @@niffler09welche Zeitung denn

    • @macmiller445
      @macmiller445 6 месяцев назад +36

      Oh ich wüsste das auch sehr gerne!

    • @carstenmuller5381
      @carstenmuller5381 6 месяцев назад +91

      Mitteldeutsche Zeitung

    • @fluffigverbimmelt
      @fluffigverbimmelt 6 месяцев назад +63

      What a flex! 😂

  • @pumpskin
    @pumpskin 6 месяцев назад +24948

    ah yes the 3 höhere gewalten: Earthquake, Storm and Deutsche Bahn

    • @SandraOrtmann1976
      @SandraOrtmann1976 6 месяцев назад +1378

      You can beat the first two. But you can do absolutely nothing about the Deutsche Bahn.

    • @vivigi6727
      @vivigi6727 6 месяцев назад +35

      😂

    • @kanonierklotz
      @kanonierklotz 6 месяцев назад +19

      😂

    • @YesSirPhil
      @YesSirPhil 6 месяцев назад +13

      😂

    • @RyuuVanDraco
      @RyuuVanDraco 6 месяцев назад +14

      And snow.

  • @zjjir
    @zjjir Месяц назад +77

    my german dad is always like an hour early for everything XD he "brings a book" and waits if he has to.

    • @notfairgame
      @notfairgame 28 дней назад +6

      I’m Mexican and i do the same, i prefer to be early than late, and sweating my nervous out lol

    • @leaaugusta9924
      @leaaugusta9924 6 дней назад +3

      Omg I had a German friend like that! Biggest mistake of my life was going on a trip with her!

  • @Noneyo-Bidness
    @Noneyo-Bidness 7 дней назад +5

    "They said some days I won't even need to show up"
    DEAD... lol

  • @ryandaniels677
    @ryandaniels677 6 месяцев назад +3519

    I love how the newspaper has liam on it 😅

    • @holger_p
      @holger_p 6 месяцев назад +124

      It's not a fake.

    • @lelooon
      @lelooon 6 месяцев назад +83

      Its real

    • @Schollchen
      @Schollchen 6 месяцев назад +21

      What newspaper is this?

    • @pirlie
      @pirlie 6 месяцев назад +124

      @@Schollchen Mitteldeutsche Zeitung and also Sueddeutsche Zeitung. Its the same article in both papers. Title: "Tiktoker nimmt in kurzen Videos deutsche Sitten aufs Korn"

    • @pirds102010
      @pirds102010 6 месяцев назад +16

      tiktoker ist jetzt nicht der beste Ruf, den man haben kann aber gut :D

  • @vengefulancient
    @vengefulancient 5 месяцев назад +896

    DB jokes will never stop being funny to me. I've visited Germany once in my life back in 2011 - my girlfriend at the time was meeting me at the Munich airport and she was coming in by train from another city. First thing that happens when I step out of the arrival zone, I find out that her train broke down and got delayed, and I have to wait for her an extra two hours. Never change, DB 😆

    • @Parciwal_Gaming
      @Parciwal_Gaming Месяц назад +51

      or preferably, do change

    • @sophiedowney1077
      @sophiedowney1077 Месяц назад +4

      Sadly where I live being less than 10 minutes late is on time. I once waited for a bus that was either 9 minutes late or 6 minutes early before I got there. Weirdly it seems that most of the other buses are on time in my area. It's just that one. Except that one time that the once every 30 minutes bus just didn't show up. Luckily an express bus was able to take me somewhere close to my place.
      Both google maps and the transit website have their own schedules, and neither of them are correct.
      (I live in a medium American city that has the bare minimum standard of decent transit because a big event 20 years ago forced us to get a good transit system.)

    • @Poodle_Gun
      @Poodle_Gun Месяц назад +1

      The train just broke down. 💀

    • @StrikerEureka85
      @StrikerEureka85 Месяц назад +2

      I was in Germany six months ago. I can confirm that it hasn't changed

    • @ai4px
      @ai4px Месяц назад +2

      I got off airplane in FRA and the luggage was 45 minutes late getting off the aircraft. Finally it came to the conveyor and a rushed to get to my train at the fernbahnhof.... I was exactly on time for the train... ran onto it, sat down and looked up to realize it was the wrong train number. Got off the train and 10 minutes later the CORRECT train came. So if everyone is late, then no one is late. It was a frustrating day... that 10m delay made me miss a connection in mannheim and that caused me to take a regional train south... a 2 hour trip turned into 8 hours of stress.

  • @RikkiTikkiTavi290
    @RikkiTikkiTavi290 Месяц назад +9

    I have some friends from Finland and they are by far the most punctual people I have ever met. They get there, without fail, exactly on time every time. Its impressive.

  • @zacsayer1818
    @zacsayer1818 Месяц назад +178

    I noted the lack of the little side grin! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @headrockbeats
      @headrockbeats Месяц назад

      Die nazional embarrassmentung ist nicht ein laughingmatter!!

    • @cgullworld
      @cgullworld 9 дней назад +2

      Because he got outsmarted in the end LOL

    • @zacsayer1818
      @zacsayer1818 8 дней назад +2

      @@cgullworld Yep, UK 1 - 0 Germany! 😂

  • @nic_1089
    @nic_1089 6 месяцев назад +1374

    Das ist der wahre Grund warum die deutsche Bahn immer zu spät kommt...

    • @irisgallati
      @irisgallati 6 месяцев назад +41

      Jou, jetzt wissmer's, die Engländer sind schuld! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pamirxnaruto1168
      @pamirxnaruto1168 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@irisgallatiEngländischer Idiot 😂😂😂

    • @CF_NeverForget
      @CF_NeverForget 6 месяцев назад +21

      Overschlepping? 😅

    • @irisgallati
      @irisgallati 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@CF_NeverForget geht halt manchmal ein bisschen schleppend, alles.....😂😂😂

    • @EHRE_TV
      @EHRE_TV 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@irisgallatiGenau! Immer diese Inselaffen 😂

  • @bijoubella
    @bijoubella 6 месяцев назад +1687

    😂😂😂😂😂 thank you for travelling with Deutsche Bahn

    • @schortkramer4405
      @schortkramer4405 6 месяцев назад +15

      das hast du völlig falsch geschrieben

    • @no_kangaroos_in_Austria
      @no_kangaroos_in_Austria 6 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@schortkramer4405 Genau: 'senk ju for trewelling wis...' 😊

    • @schortkramer4405
      @schortkramer4405 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@no_kangaroos_in_Austria du im englichem spricht man ju aus!

    • @FeelX87
      @FeelX87 6 месяцев назад +6

      Zzzsenk you for travelllling

    • @Ikller-xh7qq
      @Ikller-xh7qq 6 месяцев назад +8

      He is overqualified...He can speak english without a terrible accent and pronounciation...

  • @ellodeya
    @ellodeya 14 дней назад +14

    The eye twitching is always my favorite

  • @avanthikavanga8620
    @avanthikavanga8620 Месяц назад +3222

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIM BEING IN THE NEWS PAPER!! That's so cool !!! ✨ CONGRATS 🎉👏 🇩🇪😎
    ( Uhh idk whether it's a prop or something sorryy for the misunderstanding..)
    ( Thanks for 3.1K ) 🤯☺️

    • @alices3486
      @alices3486 Месяц назад +79

      Lol I didnt realize

    • @a_very_burnt_steak
      @a_very_burnt_steak Месяц назад +33

      I saw that in the first glance

    • @kortova1232
      @kortova1232 Месяц назад +74

      I figured it was a prop or somn but either way that's pretty cool

    • @PratoAgressivo
      @PratoAgressivo Месяц назад +22

      I tried to read it 🤗 (I almost understood nothing because my German is still at A2 level)

    • @susan9498
      @susan9498 Месяц назад +4

      😅

  • @rafindeed
    @rafindeed Месяц назад +624

    As a south American in which being late is basically the norm here, i had a lot of trouble getting used to a german teacher i had due to fact that he would scold me if i was even five minutes late. He had a really fun but terrifying tradition that the homework should be on his table when he sat on his chair at the beginning of the class, but the catch is until he arrived at the door and sat on his chair, it was fair game. He would sometimes open the door and as some students would panic and run towards his table, he would start sprinting towards it. Funniest “im about to get fucked “moment i had with him. Amazing teacher and a beloved friends nowadays

    • @joecope9935
      @joecope9935 Месяц назад +44

      I had a mechanical engineering teacher like that once. Except he lock the door as he entered the classroom. If you were later than him you missed class for the day. And this was NOT a class you wanted to miss! One day we took down TWENTY THREE PAGES of notes!

    • @buttsniffa7469
      @buttsniffa7469 Месяц назад

      Did he eventually fuck you?

    • @judasthepious1499
      @judasthepious1499 Месяц назад +10

      please don't tell me you're in argentina.. ⚡⚡

    • @sugandesenuds6663
      @sugandesenuds6663 Месяц назад +5

      @@joecope9935 classic engineering prof. I had a physics Professor where only about a third of the class showed up because his lecture was so boring, i legitematly used the time to sleep or do other stuff. What he would always do is write formulas on the chalkboard, directly copied 1:1 from the script...

    • @warfarenotwarfair5655
      @warfarenotwarfair5655 Месяц назад +13

      Latin people being late? Not possible! 😂

  • @chrisbeer5685
    @chrisbeer5685 6 месяцев назад +608

    Liam : How dare you be 6 Minutes late!
    DB: How dare you be only 6 Minutes late!

    • @dh-uo4lt
      @dh-uo4lt Месяц назад +3

      I thought trains in Germany were always on time to the second

    • @Mystic_Void
      @Mystic_Void Месяц назад +16

      @@dh-uo4ltThats Japan

    • @chrisbeer5685
      @chrisbeer5685 Месяц назад +3

      @@dh-uo4lt Sadly not.

    • @Hnrcckl
      @Hnrcckl Месяц назад +2

      I saw the British trains at Brighton and london stations were pretty on time.

    • @Lamlerongy
      @Lamlerongy Месяц назад +1

      @@Hnrcckl you must be mistaken
      theres delays and cancellations on the underground pretty much every other day

  • @ThatGuySurveyor
    @ThatGuySurveyor Месяц назад +38

    Hahahahahaha the way he just whipped out a whole wall clock 😂😂

  • @user-pe2nf4bs7w
    @user-pe2nf4bs7w 20 дней назад +11

    I can't get enough of this one 😂🤣🤣Hilarious!

  • @soon4829
    @soon4829 6 месяцев назад +1527

    No Germans oversleep. Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit, ist des Deutschen pünktlichkeit! DO NOT FORGET

    • @fantomshepherd
      @fantomshepherd 6 месяцев назад +70

      As a German I can confirm that I can oversleep the alarm clock very well if I want to.

    • @CatariaNigra
      @CatariaNigra 6 месяцев назад +44

      As a German, I, too, can confirm I love to oversleep the alarm clock.

    • @KalatSaar
      @KalatSaar 6 месяцев назад +37

      as a German who know the Definition of the bahn .. he was on Point ... The DB says every Train wich is not more than 6 minutes over the time is NOT too late !!!

    • @pflaumenaugust876
      @pflaumenaugust876 6 месяцев назад +34

      And Trains that get canceled don't count as too late as well @@KalatSaar

    • @yoda3089
      @yoda3089 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@pflaumenaugust876genau so ist das😅

  • @chalima
    @chalima 6 месяцев назад +508

    The Britain getting a job at DB is so scary for the German that he can't even smile anymore...

    • @dieseldragon6756
      @dieseldragon6756 Месяц назад +5

      Well; Liz Truss was going on about „Stop“ and „Go“ buttons a while ago. That's enough to make *anyone* on the railway want to flee the UK... 😉

    • @thorbergson
      @thorbergson Месяц назад

      Not even a skewed grin

    • @bigbosssamuel3074
      @bigbosssamuel3074 Месяц назад

      Dragon ball?

    • @DomoniqueMusiclover
      @DomoniqueMusiclover Месяц назад +1

      😂

  • @davewest2271
    @davewest2271 Месяц назад +63

    The subtle flex with the newspaper

  • @tugboats79
    @tugboats79 Месяц назад +17

    That is sooooo true... Trains in Germany are always late for hours 😅

  • @Trainerwerkstatt
    @Trainerwerkstatt 6 месяцев назад +320

    That „Hä?“ is the most german thing you have ever done 😍 Love it!

    • @uwe1996
      @uwe1996 Месяц назад +3

      In Spanish, it's simply "eh?", pronounced "Ä".

    • @dianaverano7878
      @dianaverano7878 Месяц назад +2

      I use " he" too as sotheast asian, as an expression, in contradicting other people's idea or doubt.
      Exactly how Germans say it 😂

    • @RealBelisariusCawl
      @RealBelisariusCawl Месяц назад +2

      Today I learned that I naturally say “huh” in German.
      “Hä?” Is my go-to “the actual hell did you just say” pronunciation.

  • @NotyoBizness
    @NotyoBizness Месяц назад +1

    The fact that this one doesnt end with a smile, shows how bad our train situation actually is...

  • @RobertLutece909
    @RobertLutece909 Месяц назад +1

    Sad. When I visited Germany about 15 years ago I never had any trouble with late trains. Everything was on time and the DB employees were very nice and helpful.

  • @Prienen
    @Prienen 6 месяцев назад +657

    Wie er einfach mit unserem Nationaltrauma spielt 😭

    • @actonman7291
      @actonman7291 6 месяцев назад +7

      😂

    • @tillaeulenspiegel9281
      @tillaeulenspiegel9281 6 месяцев назад +5

      😂

    • @marcokrueger3399
      @marcokrueger3399 6 месяцев назад +15

      Ich sag's viel zu gern: Liam ist der Loriot des 21. Jahrhunderts!

    • @Chokoboh
      @Chokoboh 6 месяцев назад

      Ist halt echt so, diese ewige Erwartungshaltung ist weitaus belastender als dauernd an unsere Vergangenheit im zweiten Weltkrieg erinnert zu werden.

    • @vor12jahren72
      @vor12jahren72 4 месяца назад +3

      Der hat eich durchschaut 😂

  • @Delinadenoire
    @Delinadenoire 6 месяцев назад +84

    Da hast du dich diesmal selbst übertroffen, dieses Video ist ein Meisterwerk!👍🏽😂

    • @kleesrenate
      @kleesrenate 5 месяцев назад +1

      Finds bisher auch mit eins der Besten 😂

  • @sandywichmann9292
    @sandywichmann9292 Месяц назад +1

    I didn’t see that one coming.. 😂
    And I still remember the good old days when the Deutsche Bahn was actually on time- always!

  • @declanwinchester5146
    @declanwinchester5146 Месяц назад +8

    I've watched too many of Liam's shorts when I saw this punchline coming as soon as he said I got a new job 😂😂

  • @Petitpoitou
    @Petitpoitou 6 месяцев назад +129

    A schtorm? You are killing me... 😂😂😂

    • @magdolyn
      @magdolyn 6 месяцев назад

      But that's how you say it in German...

    • @KalatSaar
      @KalatSaar 6 месяцев назад

      @@magdolyn not exactly .. its called schturm ... u instead an o

    • @Sorinoir
      @Sorinoir Месяц назад

      Ain't it sturm?

  • @goferlp7011
    @goferlp7011 6 месяцев назад +79

    In my personal opinion it's the best short you ever created.
    I laughed so hard.

  • @jakkakasunset5485
    @jakkakasunset5485 Месяц назад +8

    At first I thought he was going to say he was late because of Deutsche Bahn. Glad it still poked fun at DB

  • @dagobertosalazar
    @dagobertosalazar 7 дней назад +1

    I just love the detail of the newspaper!!!

  • @jwang4740
    @jwang4740 4 месяца назад +197

    That schpecific twitch of the left eye as he repeated in disbelief "You overschleppt?"🎉 Liam for film star!

    • @maryamjoha
      @maryamjoha Месяц назад +1

      LOL omg the eye twitching made me laugh so hard! No one seemed to notice the quiet rage 😂

  • @xad_ONE
    @xad_ONE 6 месяцев назад +101

    Haha...diese "Terminator-Fehlfunktion" wo er sagt, dass er vergessen hat, den Alarm anzustellen. Zu gut!

    • @caobita
      @caobita 6 месяцев назад +3

      ja, absolut genial

  • @ojk3863
    @ojk3863 Месяц назад +1

    Very accurate, working in Germany for a while really taught me this.

  • @abelmh
    @abelmh Месяц назад +19

    The soft slow paper crunch.... The almost shortcircuit... Meister!

  • @christianheinz3395
    @christianheinz3395 6 месяцев назад +43

    The joke about the DB kills it for me. Very good!

  • @mr.x4633
    @mr.x4633 6 месяцев назад +312

    Nur 6 Minuten zu spät? Das gilt ja bei DB noch als Pünktlich 🙃

    • @avmz111
      @avmz111 6 месяцев назад +23

      Nicht ganz. Die offizielle Grenze liegt bei 5:59min.

    • @alexandrereisner-senelar3128
      @alexandrereisner-senelar3128 5 месяцев назад +2

      Aber ein Zug wird als pünktlich bezeichnet wenn er NUR 5 Minuten zu spät ist

    • @NeunEinser
      @NeunEinser 5 месяцев назад +1

      Naja, eine Stunde gilt noch pünktlich genug um keine Rückerstattung zu bekommen. Naja, die DB muss ja auch noch von was leben, mit ner Stunde Verspätung ist man ja auch tatsächlich noch recht früh.

    • @Merli-Holmes
      @Merli-Holmes 4 месяца назад +1

      Das ist eher zu früh

    • @gabrielegener7331
      @gabrielegener7331 Месяц назад

      Wohl wahr. Verspätung unter einer Stunde nehme ich einfach nur noch hin.

  • @orufam
    @orufam 20 часов назад

    This is BRUTAL and next level passive aggressive on DB.

  • @realeasuk
    @realeasuk 2 дня назад

    That gut punch when he announced he's working for a train company 😅

  • @paulinafirestone7868
    @paulinafirestone7868 5 месяцев назад +107

    I realised what joke was coming around 'the later the better' and started laughing before he showed the logo xD well done!

  • @victoriabutterfly6521
    @victoriabutterfly6521 6 месяцев назад +129

    This made me laugh waaaaaaaaaayyyyy too hard when he put on the DB Shirt
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MikeGrau0hr
      @MikeGrau0hr 4 месяца назад

      i thought it was a paramedic uniform - "the later the better"

    • @victoriabutterfly6521
      @victoriabutterfly6521 4 месяца назад +1

      @@MikeGrau0hr DB stands for Deutsche Bundesbahn (after 1994 it changed apparently to Deutsche Bahn) Which is the German train company ☺️

    • @MikeGrau0hr
      @MikeGrau0hr 4 месяца назад +1

      @@victoriabutterfly6521 yes i know :) but did you understand my joke? as we say in german: fünf minuten vor der zeit, ist des deutschen pünktlichkeit - nur der sanitäter, kommt später.

  • @dummlott
    @dummlott Месяц назад +27

    The white socks and sandals are so accurate

  • @flynnbrooks3302
    @flynnbrooks3302 2 дня назад +1

    This is where you hit em with “writing would have made me delay myself further which would have been inefficient” “and i was delayed by heavy winds” (doesn’t need to be true, just sounds good enough)

  • @tamihoffnung301
    @tamihoffnung301 6 месяцев назад +92

    Deutsche Klischees- ein Hit❤ Dank Liam❤

  • @theoldgeeks4748
    @theoldgeeks4748 6 месяцев назад +383

    I consider myself an Overschlepper myself

    • @annnb.47
      @annnb.47 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @bg3841
    @bg3841 День назад

    The socks and sandals haha. The paper was a plot device all along!

  • @SzopskiPlays
    @SzopskiPlays 10 дней назад

    It's a relatable thing. I swear to god that in Poland trains, buses and trams are nearly always either late or are too soon so some people are waiting 20 minutes to realize that the bus/tram was sooner than it should.

  • @ronnybehncke2453
    @ronnybehncke2453 6 месяцев назад +105

    You overschlept? That got me really. 😂 Great storyline. 👍

    • @caobita
      @caobita 6 месяцев назад +2

      yes, me too 😂😂😂

  • @yxcvbnm9900
    @yxcvbnm9900 6 месяцев назад +70

    The big clock 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hapaxlegomenon9085
    @hapaxlegomenon9085 3 дня назад

    Dude is even the character on the news paper. 🤣😂🤣

  • @ramibuska1982
    @ramibuska1982 20 дней назад +1

    Almost the same in Finland, the best thing is to come to the meeting arranged in advance. :-)

  • @itsjudystube7439
    @itsjudystube7439 Месяц назад +18

    I love the robotic short circuiting

  • @SportyMabamba
    @SportyMabamba 6 месяцев назад +61

    As soon as he grabbed the blue shirt, I knew he had been hired by DB 😆
    Classic deep lore from the LCU (Liam’s Cinematic Universe)

    • @matthiasschulz3569
      @matthiasschulz3569 6 месяцев назад +8

      As soon as he said the company doesn't care if he's late it was obvious to me :D

  • @richardquasius4940
    @richardquasius4940 Месяц назад

    This bring back memories. I was TDY (temp duty) in Germany early 80s. Observed woman knocking on bus door of driver leaving. She was late, he was on time. I was impressed. They are on schedule. Being military brat, myself. I'm always early.

  • @lilbatz
    @lilbatz Месяц назад +1

    Dying. My Fin dad was all about being on time. I felt this in my bones.

  • @Erblack3
    @Erblack3 6 месяцев назад +50

    Immer wieder eine Freude, ein Bewegtbild von Herrn Schreiner zu sehen.

  • @asususersupreme
    @asususersupreme 6 месяцев назад +55

    The dude is in the Zeitung 😂 congrats

  • @eggmancorp
    @eggmancorp Месяц назад

    I'm not even German and that joke got me floored 😂

  • @Anglomachian
    @Anglomachian Месяц назад

    It’s nice to know that Germany and Britain still have some things in common. Our trains.

  • @mishynaofficial
    @mishynaofficial 6 месяцев назад +23

    This is the funniest plot twist ever 🤣👏

  • @marcl.1346
    @marcl.1346 6 месяцев назад +54

    Now English Liam should be the one smirking

  • @theREALbunn
    @theREALbunn 8 дней назад

    WHEN HE SAID “DIDNT YOU SET UP AN ALARM” MY ALARM WENT OFF OMG

  • @The_Knight_of_Helles
    @The_Knight_of_Helles Месяц назад +2

    Trains showing up late is just expected everywhere across the world. I basically have started expecting trains to be late, so I show up late. The only time any train has showed up on time was in Hong Kong at the airport. Came in super fast.

    • @elaeka3685
      @elaeka3685 Месяц назад

      When I did work in Japan and China, the trains were always fast and on time too.

  • @shadowhunter2846
    @shadowhunter2846 6 месяцев назад +86

    Don't even have to show up hahaha 😂

    • @MikeGrau0hr
      @MikeGrau0hr 4 месяца назад +2

      ye i thought he got a job driving an ambulance..

    • @constantly-confused5736
      @constantly-confused5736 4 месяца назад +1

      Fun fact:
      The DB considers a train that does not show up at all to be on time

    • @shadowhunter2846
      @shadowhunter2846 4 месяца назад

      @@constantly-confused5736 😂

  • @Keni9868
    @Keni9868 6 месяцев назад +33

    Die Deutschebahn hat ein neuen mitarbeiter.

    • @supersonic4901
      @supersonic4901 6 месяцев назад +1

      Möge Gott seiner Seele gnädig sein.

  • @carriebryan1211
    @carriebryan1211 Месяц назад

    Absolutely! My German mother taught me that early is better than on time.

  • @jortasaurus1750
    @jortasaurus1750 Месяц назад

    15-30 minutes early to everything... Thats the habit i got from living in germany for 8 years. Nothing has ever needed me to adjust this habit so its still there💪

  • @kila9831
    @kila9831 6 месяцев назад +29

    Ich feier euch total! Nicht nur seine deutsche Frau spricht ein tolles britisches Englisch. Auch Liam hat eine mega gute Aussprache von unserem harten deutschen "th"😂😂😂

    • @KalatSaar
      @KalatSaar 6 месяцев назад

      Thats all Fake !! In reality Liam is a German ... and his Wife was British !! :-)

  • @Venomas420
    @Venomas420 6 месяцев назад +25

    The first time he didnt smile at the end

    • @samizamy2282
      @samizamy2282 6 месяцев назад +12

      No one smiles about the deutsche Bahn. Its a shame for german Pünkrlichkeit.

  • @happyzahn8031
    @happyzahn8031 Месяц назад +3

    I find it funny because being strict on time is part of my family's way and we are of German heritage. 😊

    • @AncapDude
      @AncapDude Месяц назад

      I can't live in a society where it is non-strict. It will drive me crazy asap.

  • @rpgenthusiast3758
    @rpgenthusiast3758 Месяц назад

    Lmao. The whole time I was thinking that it sounds like german trains. I did not expect to be on point.

  • @jackjazzhands2357
    @jackjazzhands2357 4 месяца назад +25

    Dass auf der Zeitung auch "Deutsche Klischees" steht ist so ein lustiges Detail. XD

  • @Mica-208
    @Mica-208 4 месяца назад +49

    Right after he said the later the better, I was like : Deutsch Bahn

  • @karlschneider9479
    @karlschneider9479 Месяц назад

    This is spot on. My paternal grandparents were right off the boat and the promptness thing was handed down to my dad. If you said you'd meet him at 10 and you were there at 10:01 he'd say you are late!

    • @lovelover4408
      @lovelover4408 Месяц назад

      Tbh that sounds exhausting. I would not do well in Germany lol

  • @stephaniejooste3879
    @stephaniejooste3879 Месяц назад

    O Boy! Hubby and I both have German Ancestry so we're really the same. In South Africa we have some systems like traffic that has gone totally off because people just don't follow the rules and many people have baught their licences.
    I want too freak out because people just do what they want and you have too constantly compensate for that. I also work extra time into my travels for mitigating this so that I'm still early if I do have a delay somewhere.
    We also both worked with the Military and for them being 15 minutes early is on time and if you get there 5 minutes early you are considered late! Thus working on "Africa Time" is definitely the most extreme challenge!

  • @Wha73v3r
    @Wha73v3r 6 месяцев назад +12

    Der Twist am Ende, Legendär 😂

  • @FrogeniusW.G.
    @FrogeniusW.G. 6 месяцев назад +10

    "The later the better"!!!
    😂😂😂
    I'll have to work there! Definitely.

  • @tpd1864blake
    @tpd1864blake Месяц назад

    My home town has a ton of railroad crossings in it. You could just tell people “I got stopped by a train” and they would accept your excuse no questions asks

  • @miiklaa
    @miiklaa 24 дня назад

    Man even made his own newspaper prop🎉🎉🎉🎉 this and Aljokes are the GOATs

  • @thomasawdffaw123
    @thomasawdffaw123 6 месяцев назад +47

    Thats why you are always atleast 10 minutes early

  • @crissquadros
    @crissquadros 6 месяцев назад +6

    I was not expecting that ending, this made me laugh too hard 😂😂😂😂 thanks Liam for the solid jokes!

  • @alexhulea2735
    @alexhulea2735 Месяц назад

    Yeah.... That's how my brain reacts to people being late and nonchalant😅😅😅
    I'm not even sure how i got like that 😂😂😂

  • @FireKing003
    @FireKing003 23 дня назад

    My brain is very smooth and this joke flew right over my head

  • @Mirismiley
    @Mirismiley 6 месяцев назад +9

    I feel like the German became more soft-hearted towards Liam 😊😁👍

  • @yasm1376
    @yasm1376 6 месяцев назад +13

    Lol, the later the better. Made me laugh out loud 😂 ty

  • @SirBowser12
    @SirBowser12 13 дней назад

    I was expecting a train joke. I was not expecting it to be him working for the train company

  • @philipelandt
    @philipelandt 11 дней назад

    I almost spit my coffee out once we got to the DB. Jesus christ this hit like a rock.

  • @janmartenlocher
    @janmartenlocher 6 месяцев назад +4

    Perfect Body language, comedic timing and humor in this clip, Liam! Fun fact : German dude even forgot to smile, in this one!!

  • @TheEssenceIsLove
    @TheEssenceIsLove 6 месяцев назад +5

    Besides the actual topic the newspaper is genius 🙌😀💯

  • @growing9143
    @growing9143 25 дней назад

    These videos routinely make me laugh out loud. Haha love it!

  • @ibrahimaboud7207
    @ibrahimaboud7207 29 дней назад

    After living in Germany for years it deeply upsets me when I have to wait for someone who's late

  • @uwalakab
    @uwalakab 6 месяцев назад +8

    That last look to the camera at the end had me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣