For those who dont get it: in Germany there is a train company called Deutsche Bahn and these trains dont really come at the exact time where it should be arriving so it always comes late.
Literally laughed out loud like a lunatic at this, especially after the DB unveil, and "some days, I won't even need to show up!" Absolute comedic genius!
@@motanelustelistu DB stands for Deutsche Bahn, Germany's national railway company. In a country famed for precision and efficiency, DB is notorious for delays and... cancellations.
The way he's so passive-agressively calm and restrained yet absolutely oozing demonic energy is such a great and underrated way to have a German character, instead of the over the top angry kind. At the end he really felt like he was going to suffer a meltdown, but didn't because *HE'S TRUE GERMAN*
DB jokes will never stop being funny to me. I've visited Germany once in my life back in 2011 - my girlfriend at the time was meeting me at the Munich airport and she was coming in by train from another city. First thing that happens when I step out of the arrival zone, I find out that her train broke down and got delayed, and I have to wait for her an extra two hours. Never change, DB 😆
Sadly where I live being less than 10 minutes late is on time. I once waited for a bus that was either 9 minutes late or 6 minutes early before I got there. Weirdly it seems that most of the other buses are on time in my area. It's just that one. Except that one time that the once every 30 minutes bus just didn't show up. Luckily an express bus was able to take me somewhere close to my place. Both google maps and the transit website have their own schedules, and neither of them are correct. (I live in a medium American city that has the bare minimum standard of decent transit because a big event 20 years ago forced us to get a good transit system.)
I got off airplane in FRA and the luggage was 45 minutes late getting off the aircraft. Finally it came to the conveyor and a rushed to get to my train at the fernbahnhof.... I was exactly on time for the train... ran onto it, sat down and looked up to realize it was the wrong train number. Got off the train and 10 minutes later the CORRECT train came. So if everyone is late, then no one is late. It was a frustrating day... that 10m delay made me miss a connection in mannheim and that caused me to take a regional train south... a 2 hour trip turned into 8 hours of stress.
Its basically the same thing at the SNCF (the french railways) at the only difference that you have a regularly scheduled strike every year, for Christmas most of the time
At least they didn´t give the job to the guy who just didn´t show up at all...like that train back in the day when I wanted to get home...on a station without phone coverage.
The fact that he is exactly 6 minutes late, which is the Deutsche Bahn definition of on time! (And I also love the electric humming of the about-to-explode head)
Isn't 6 minutes enough time for 3 trains to pass the station on TGV and Shinkansen lines(there the window between trains is down to 3 minutes due to sheer load and they're trying to force even more trains on the lines)
@@TheArklyte Then the train that is supposed to arrive 3 minutes later either also gets delayed, or the first train has to give way to the second train, meaning it's even more than 6 minutes late.
@@1bullneck1 pretty much. One delay can cause delay in whole system. That's why japanese are trying something as insane as maglev - they simply have no more room for "normal" trains on old infrastructure as they have no more room in cities to allow more trains to approach the stations and the spacing between trains is so low that there hardly any more that can be squeezed in in the same timeframe. And if they're going to build new one, then all the terraforming overshadows the price difference between high speed and magnetic rail by order of magnitude. As far as I've heard Germany is facing the american issue with high speed rail - you upgraded normal rail to handle high speed trains, but you run cargo trains on same rails thus passenger trains are stuck waiting in line(plus I don't recall cargo lines in Germany being upgraded to allow doublestack cargo).
@@TheArklyte There is no double stack cargo in germany, and yes, they use the same rails. They're building new rails constantly, but there are also more trains on these rails, totally negating the positive effects of new rails in some areas.
I’m in Germany right now after watching your shorts for awhile, and one thing I learn from your shorts is that German are always on time. But with my experience with the train here, and now this shorts, it finally clear up this confusion I had
@@Schollchen Mitteldeutsche Zeitung and also Sueddeutsche Zeitung. Its the same article in both papers. Title: "Tiktoker nimmt in kurzen Videos deutsche Sitten aufs Korn"
as a German who know the Definition of the bahn .. he was on Point ... The DB says every Train wich is not more than 6 minutes over the time is NOT too late !!!
As a south American in which being late is basically the norm here, i had a lot of trouble getting used to a german teacher i had due to fact that he would scold me if i was even five minutes late. He had a really fun but terrifying tradition that the homework should be on his table when he sat on his chair at the beginning of the class, but the catch is until he arrived at the door and sat on his chair, it was fair game. He would sometimes open the door and as some students would panic and run towards his table, he would start sprinting towards it. Funniest “im about to get fucked “moment i had with him. Amazing teacher and a beloved friends nowadays
I had a mechanical engineering teacher like that once. Except he lock the door as he entered the classroom. If you were later than him you missed class for the day. And this was NOT a class you wanted to miss! One day we took down TWENTY THREE PAGES of notes!
@@joecope9935 classic engineering prof. I had a physics Professor where only about a third of the class showed up because his lecture was so boring, i legitematly used the time to sleep or do other stuff. What he would always do is write formulas on the chalkboard, directly copied 1:1 from the script...
I have some friends from Finland and they are by far the most punctual people I have ever met. They get there, without fail, exactly on time every time. Its impressive.
I'm a Finn, living in Germany, and at least 95% of the time rather punctual - or I let people know I will be late. But one of my Finnish friends is ALWAYS late. So much so, that I already count in half an hour delay, and then I am panicked and not properly ready the maybe two times he did come on time. 😅
@@victoriabutterfly6521 yes i know :) but did you understand my joke? as we say in german: fünf minuten vor der zeit, ist des deutschen pünktlichkeit - nur der sanitäter, kommt später.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIM BEING IN THE NEWS PAPER!! That's so cool !!! ✨ CONGRATS 🎉👏 🇩🇪😎 ( Uhh idk whether it's a prop or something sorryy for the misunderstanding..) ( Thanks for 3.1K ) 🤯☺️
Just started watching your videos on from my algorithm on “accident” lol. I moved to Florida in April of this year from KC so I really appreciated the Nelson tour and the words of wisdom. Stay blessed!
Naja, eine Stunde gilt noch pünktlich genug um keine Rückerstattung zu bekommen. Naja, die DB muss ja auch noch von was leben, mit ner Stunde Verspätung ist man ja auch tatsächlich noch recht früh.
Even reading the title before watching the actual video, made me crack a smile! " Being Late in Germany?" oh ohhh.😮.I feel sorry for the who ever does haha..great Oxymoron I Love it! "Working for the Train Company WTF.. punch line speaking was 😄Perfect timing!
Sad. When I visited Germany about 15 years ago I never had any trouble with late trains. Everything was on time and the DB employees were very nice and helpful.
Ich feier euch total! Nicht nur seine deutsche Frau spricht ein tolles britisches Englisch. Auch Liam hat eine mega gute Aussprache von unserem harten deutschen "th"😂😂😂
I’m from the US and we’re only slightly more laid back than the Germans about the time thing. I work with a lot of Latin American countries and have had to adapt to a whole different definition of timeliness. If you’re supposed to meet someone at 9, it means get there anywhere between 9:15-9:45. It used to drive me crazy but I’ve come to accept it. 😊
This, _this_ is German humor. Excellent
Would not get a job with SBB
@@freethinker4991 real, but then again we are not Germany xD
@@freethinker4991 i would go to the db (deutsche bahn) i would yust come late af im a german
Zank you fur travelling wiz Deutsche Bahn
@@joshsilva6450 😂
I am German and I love these videos, They are not just clichés, it shows EXACTLY the German's character.
oh gosh, are you living in Germany with all that?
Not true
French attitude is opposite
bist du schwabe oder was?! 😂
@@maxxmann3748 so true 😂.all that without smile
For those who dont get it: in Germany there is a train company called Deutsche Bahn and these trains dont really come at the exact time where it should be arriving so it always comes late.
Thanku so much for the explanation..really searching for the comment
Thank you! I searched just for this
Thx
Japanese train conductors apologize when they are like, 20 seconds late
@@peoplebelike... Germans too, when the trains are more than 20 days late
I am a Spanish guy that lived in Germany for a few years. Germans are so adorable in their own way. Vielen Dank!!
That is so kind of you to say!
So, we will be quite about the fact that you were always late in the country always on time?
Ecuatoriano viviendo en alemania y jaajajaj la DB y sus retrasos
@hekpacobctac616😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Adorable? - not the first word I would have gone with.
"you overSCHLEPPT?!" lmao
As my collegue today.
Schpecifically!
@@xiaogeju2011 at the Arbeit?😅
So unbelievable good!
RUclips übersetzt mir das mit "Du hast zu viel verschleppt."
The "you didn't even write me to notify me of this delay" while he white knuckles the paper is easily my favorite part
It's only good manners to SMS the person you'll be a bit late.
Mine is when he half squints his left eye
your pfp makes your username funnier
i love how he lowkey said it in a bit of a Scottish/Northern English accent
Get back to work Agent!
Ich finds toll das Liam ein Inhaltlicher Bestandteil der Zeitung ist!
Es war gestern tatsächlich ein Artikel über ihn ihn meiner Zeitung, ich dachte zuerst ich halluziniere
@@niffler09welche Zeitung denn
Oh ich wüsste das auch sehr gerne!
Mitteldeutsche Zeitung
What a flex! 😂
😂😂😂”overschlept” this was funny.
ah yes the 3 höhere gewalten: Earthquake, Storm and Deutsche Bahn
You can beat the first two. But you can do absolutely nothing about the Deutsche Bahn.
😂
😂
😂
And snow.
Literally laughed out loud like a lunatic at this, especially after the DB unveil, and "some days, I won't even need to show up!" Absolute comedic genius!
The video is top notch German banter
I expected that ending after all those DB sketches of his 😂
What is db and why wouldn't he need to show up some days ??? Proteste 🤔🤔🤔 ??!
@@motanelustelistu DB stands for Deutsche Bahn, Germany's national railway company. In a country famed for precision and efficiency, DB is notorious for delays and... cancellations.
@@mishmash86That's a very un-Germanic behaviour
Even Japanese railway workers will apologize a lot even if they're late for 1 minute
Dass auf der Zeitung auch "Deutsche Klischees" steht ist so ein lustiges Detail. XD
Ein Hit!
Und die Sandalen mit Socken 😂😂😂
That's funny, I didn't know that 😅
Yeah they featured him on the news in Germany! Everyone thought it was hilarious
Sehr aufmerksam, Danke für den Hinweis.
The way he's so passive-agressively calm and restrained yet absolutely oozing demonic energy is such a great and underrated way to have a German character, instead of the over the top angry kind. At the end he really felt like he was going to suffer a meltdown, but didn't because *HE'S TRUE GERMAN*
DB jokes will never stop being funny to me. I've visited Germany once in my life back in 2011 - my girlfriend at the time was meeting me at the Munich airport and she was coming in by train from another city. First thing that happens when I step out of the arrival zone, I find out that her train broke down and got delayed, and I have to wait for her an extra two hours. Never change, DB 😆
or preferably, do change
Sadly where I live being less than 10 minutes late is on time. I once waited for a bus that was either 9 minutes late or 6 minutes early before I got there. Weirdly it seems that most of the other buses are on time in my area. It's just that one. Except that one time that the once every 30 minutes bus just didn't show up. Luckily an express bus was able to take me somewhere close to my place.
Both google maps and the transit website have their own schedules, and neither of them are correct.
(I live in a medium American city that has the bare minimum standard of decent transit because a big event 20 years ago forced us to get a good transit system.)
I was in Germany six months ago. I can confirm that it hasn't changed
I got off airplane in FRA and the luggage was 45 minutes late getting off the aircraft. Finally it came to the conveyor and a rushed to get to my train at the fernbahnhof.... I was exactly on time for the train... ran onto it, sat down and looked up to realize it was the wrong train number. Got off the train and 10 minutes later the CORRECT train came. So if everyone is late, then no one is late. It was a frustrating day... that 10m delay made me miss a connection in mannheim and that caused me to take a regional train south... a 2 hour trip turned into 8 hours of stress.
@@MGrey-qb5xzwhat????
"They said some days I won't even need to show up"
DEAD... lol
Yeah, it is pretty much the same in France and I totally relate
I am literally crying from laughter
I laughed too, but since I'm not familiar with nothing of this, would you mine to explain me? 🙈
I thought he said SUNdays! 😂
@@choco-peperina the German train system is notoriously late, missing entire schedules, etc.
Job interview at Deutsche Bahn:
"You've shown up three hours late for the interview.
Congratulations, the job is yours!"
Its basically the same thing at the SNCF (the french railways) at the only difference that you have a regularly scheduled strike every year, for Christmas most of the time
Trenitalia Is like the Union of DB And SNFC, Only they can turn a 1 hour trip into a 6 hour trip
Jippie, we are not alone @@Zer-jx8tn
😂😂😂 👍
At least they didn´t give the job to the guy who just didn´t show up at all...like that train back in the day when I wanted to get home...on a station without phone coverage.
You over-schlepft???😂😂😂😂 got me rolling😂😂
The fact that he is exactly 6 minutes late, which is the Deutsche Bahn definition of on time! (And I also love the electric humming of the about-to-explode head)
Isn't 6 minutes enough time for 3 trains to pass the station on TGV and Shinkansen lines(there the window between trains is down to 3 minutes due to sheer load and they're trying to force even more trains on the lines)
@@TheArklyte Then the train that is supposed to arrive 3 minutes later either also gets delayed, or the first train has to give way to the second train, meaning it's even more than 6 minutes late.
@@1bullneck1 pretty much. One delay can cause delay in whole system.
That's why japanese are trying something as insane as maglev - they simply have no more room for "normal" trains on old infrastructure as they have no more room in cities to allow more trains to approach the stations and the spacing between trains is so low that there hardly any more that can be squeezed in in the same timeframe. And if they're going to build new one, then all the terraforming overshadows the price difference between high speed and magnetic rail by order of magnitude.
As far as I've heard Germany is facing the american issue with high speed rail - you upgraded normal rail to handle high speed trains, but you run cargo trains on same rails thus passenger trains are stuck waiting in line(plus I don't recall cargo lines in Germany being upgraded to allow doublestack cargo).
@@TheArklyte There is no double stack cargo in germany, and yes, they use the same rails. They're building new rails constantly, but there are also more trains on these rails, totally negating the positive effects of new rails in some areas.
@@TheArklyte that is high speed rail they use separate tracks in Germany and regular trains shouldn’t arrive so close to one another
The five enemies of the DB: spring, summer, fall, winter and, of course, customers ...😂
Feels like the enemy isn't the customer but the company themself
And do not forget dew, fallen leaves, sudden movements of air...
Haha that sounds just like the Dutch railway companies 😂
DB Schenker
Renfe is way worse. Last week my train was 4 hours late
So that's why Duolingo taught me how to say "Der Zug hat Verspätung"
Frequently used phrase indeed.
The train is late
ironically duolingo teaches you hours before minutes once you learn this
SAME!😂
@@nuagorEs ist Verboten
"why would anyone hire you showing up like this?" 😂😂😅 Favorite line
Das ist der wahre Grund warum die deutsche Bahn immer zu spät kommt...
Jou, jetzt wissmer's, die Engländer sind schuld! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@irisgallatiEngländischer Idiot 😂😂😂
Overschlepping? 😅
@@CF_NeverForget geht halt manchmal ein bisschen schleppend, alles.....😂😂😂
@@irisgallatiGenau! Immer diese Inselaffen 😂
I fell out laughing when he showed that big Flava-Flave clock. LMAO!
That part was hilarious! Still laughing
Omg not Flavour Flav 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Can't be his watch. It's not made of gold! 😂
I don't get it? Why Flava Flav?
@@Metal_Horror
He's notorious for wearing big clocks around his neck like medallions. Usually made of gold and encrusted with diamonds.
I’m in Germany right now after watching your shorts for awhile, and one thing I learn from your shorts is that German are always on time. But with my experience with the train here, and now this shorts, it finally clear up this confusion I had
Update: I believe they read my comment because currently my train got replaced twice and I’m currently 2 hours behind schedule. Thanks DB 🙄
😂
😂 I'm about 5min late quite often despite being German.
You should ride more often in Belgium. It's terrible.
They must have hired a lot of British.
"The later, the better."
That is sooooo reaaaal
🤣🤣🤣
I love how the newspaper has liam on it 😅
It's not a fake.
Its real
What newspaper is this?
@@Schollchen Mitteldeutsche Zeitung and also Sueddeutsche Zeitung. Its the same article in both papers. Title: "Tiktoker nimmt in kurzen Videos deutsche Sitten aufs Korn"
tiktoker ist jetzt nicht der beste Ruf, den man haben kann aber gut :D
No Germans oversleep. Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit, ist des Deutschen pünktlichkeit! DO NOT FORGET
As a German I can confirm that I can oversleep the alarm clock very well if I want to.
As a German, I, too, can confirm I love to oversleep the alarm clock.
as a German who know the Definition of the bahn .. he was on Point ... The DB says every Train wich is not more than 6 minutes over the time is NOT too late !!!
And Trains that get canceled don't count as too late as well @@KalatSaar
@@pflaumenaugust876genau so ist das😅
That „Hä?“ is the most german thing you have ever done 😍 Love it!
In Spanish, it's simply "eh?", pronounced "Ä".
I use " he" too as sotheast asian, as an expression, in contradicting other people's idea or doubt.
Exactly how Germans say it 😂
Today I learned that I naturally say “huh” in German.
“Hä?” Is my go-to “the actual hell did you just say” pronunciation.
I love German punctuality ! You can relay on timing of the Airlines! Love it love it love it!!!
As a south American in which being late is basically the norm here, i had a lot of trouble getting used to a german teacher i had due to fact that he would scold me if i was even five minutes late. He had a really fun but terrifying tradition that the homework should be on his table when he sat on his chair at the beginning of the class, but the catch is until he arrived at the door and sat on his chair, it was fair game. He would sometimes open the door and as some students would panic and run towards his table, he would start sprinting towards it. Funniest “im about to get fucked “moment i had with him. Amazing teacher and a beloved friends nowadays
I had a mechanical engineering teacher like that once. Except he lock the door as he entered the classroom. If you were later than him you missed class for the day. And this was NOT a class you wanted to miss! One day we took down TWENTY THREE PAGES of notes!
Did he eventually fuck you?
please don't tell me you're in argentina.. ⚡⚡
@@joecope9935 classic engineering prof. I had a physics Professor where only about a third of the class showed up because his lecture was so boring, i legitematly used the time to sleep or do other stuff. What he would always do is write formulas on the chalkboard, directly copied 1:1 from the script...
Latin people being late? Not possible! 😂
Liam : How dare you be 6 Minutes late!
DB: How dare you be only 6 Minutes late!
I thought trains in Germany were always on time to the second
@@dh-uo4ltThats Japan
@@dh-uo4lt Sadly not.
I saw the British trains at Brighton and london stations were pretty on time.
@@Hnrcckl you must be mistaken
theres delays and cancellations on the underground pretty much every other day
😂😂😂😂😂 thank you for travelling with Deutsche Bahn
das hast du völlig falsch geschrieben
@@schortkramer4405 Genau: 'senk ju for trewelling wis...' 😊
@@no_kangaroos_in_Austria du im englichem spricht man ju aus!
Zzzsenk you for travelllling
He is overqualified...He can speak english without a terrible accent and pronounciation...
You've reached absolute perfection in the German accent! 😅❤
Right after he said the later the better, I was like : Deutsch Bahn
Travelling via DB iaround Germany as a tourist is how lI earnt to say, "excuse me' in German....
my german dad is always like an hour early for everything XD he "brings a book" and waits if he has to.
I’m Mexican and i do the same, i prefer to be early than late, and sweating my nervous out lol
Omg I had a German friend like that! Biggest mistake of my life was going on a trip with her!
I'm always early, and not German.
Life is so much more relaxing when I know I'm never having to rush.
same here for me
@@leaaugusta9924Respect!
A schtorm? You are killing me... 😂😂😂
But that's how you say it in German...
@@magdolyn not exactly .. its called schturm ... u instead an o
Ain't it sturm?
@@KalatSaar
Can confirmed, I've been killed before long time ago in WOTBlitz by a Schturmtiger
Also exists in sudden strike 2, really big rifle
This guy is creative,he just explained my life when I was in Germany
In my personal opinion it's the best short you ever created.
I laughed so hard.
Da hast du dich diesmal selbst übertroffen, dieses Video ist ein Meisterwerk!👍🏽😂
Finds bisher auch mit eins der Besten 😂
“Why would anybody hire you showing up like this”(?)…
The seriousness on the monotone gets me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!
Best regards from Mexico!
Ay wey
In der Schweiz genau so! Die Sxhweiz ist für Ihre Pünktlichkeit bekannt. Die Deutsche Bahn nicht. 😂😂 🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭
Wie er einfach mit unserem Nationaltrauma spielt 😭
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😂
Ich sag's viel zu gern: Liam ist der Loriot des 21. Jahrhunderts!
Ist halt echt so, diese ewige Erwartungshaltung ist weitaus belastender als dauernd an unsere Vergangenheit im zweiten Weltkrieg erinnert zu werden.
Der hat eich durchschaut 😂
Haha...diese "Terminator-Fehlfunktion" wo er sagt, dass er vergessen hat, den Alarm anzustellen. Zu gut!
ja, absolut genial
😊
The Britain getting a job at DB is so scary for the German that he can't even smile anymore...
Well; Liz Truss was going on about „Stop“ and „Go“ buttons a while ago. That's enough to make *anyone* on the railway want to flee the UK... 😉
Not even a skewed grin
Dragon ball?
😂
Fachkräftemangel.
How nice! It reminds me of the high regard my colleagues and professors had for DB's punctuality
"you overschlept????"😂😂😂😂
Und die Übersetzungsfunktion von YT übersetzt es auch noch richtig 😂❤
@@buckethead420wow was😧 man ist sie gut
I have some friends from Finland and they are by far the most punctual people I have ever met. They get there, without fail, exactly on time every time. Its impressive.
I'm a Finn, living in Germany, and at least 95% of the time rather punctual - or I let people know I will be late. But one of my Finnish friends is ALWAYS late. So much so, that I already count in half an hour delay, and then I am panicked and not properly ready the maybe two times he did come on time. 😅
@@Esti-xg7tg There is always that one guy 🤣
The joke about the DB kills it for me. Very good!
Dude started glitching! And that jab at transportation at the end. 😂😂😂
This made me laugh waaaaaaaaaayyyyy too hard when he put on the DB Shirt
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i thought it was a paramedic uniform - "the later the better"
@@MikeGrau0hr DB stands for Deutsche Bundesbahn (after 1994 it changed apparently to Deutsche Bahn) Which is the German train company ☺️
@@victoriabutterfly6521 yes i know :) but did you understand my joke? as we say in german: fünf minuten vor der zeit, ist des deutschen pünktlichkeit - nur der sanitäter, kommt später.
The eye twitching is always my favorite
Deutsche Klischees- ein Hit❤ Dank Liam❤
The newspaper article was a nice touch! Very clever.
I consider myself an Overschlepper myself
😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahaha the way he just whipped out a whole wall clock 😂😂
That schpecific twitch of the left eye as he repeated in disbelief "You overschleppt?"🎉 Liam for film star!
LOL omg the eye twitching made me laugh so hard! No one seemed to notice the quiet rage 😂
LMAO, reminds me of my Oma, german humor at it's finest !!
I realised what joke was coming around 'the later the better' and started laughing before he showed the logo xD well done!
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIM BEING IN THE NEWS PAPER!! That's so cool !!! ✨ CONGRATS 🎉👏 🇩🇪😎
( Uhh idk whether it's a prop or something sorryy for the misunderstanding..)
( Thanks for 3.1K ) 🤯☺️
Lol I didnt realize
I saw that in the first glance
I figured it was a prop or somn but either way that's pretty cool
I tried to read it 🤗 (I almost understood nothing because my German is still at A2 level)
😅
I noted the lack of the little side grin! 🤣🤣🤣
Die nazional embarrassmentung ist nicht ein laughingmatter!!
Because he got outsmarted in the end LOL
@@cgullworld Yep, UK 1 - 0 Germany! 😂
This is hilarious!! 😭 And the end!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The big clock 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how he summons earthquakes and thunderstorms just by casually mentioning them
Immer wieder eine Freude, ein Bewegtbild von Herrn Schreiner zu sehen.
Just started watching your videos on from my algorithm on “accident” lol. I moved to Florida in April of this year from KC so I really appreciated the Nelson tour and the words of wisdom. Stay blessed!
This is the funniest plot twist ever 🤣👏
The dude is in the Zeitung 😂 congrats
You overschlept? That got me really. 😂 Great storyline. 👍
yes, me too 😂😂😂
The clock behind the newspaper got me
Nur 6 Minuten zu spät? Das gilt ja bei DB noch als Pünktlich 🙃
Nicht ganz. Die offizielle Grenze liegt bei 5:59min.
Aber ein Zug wird als pünktlich bezeichnet wenn er NUR 5 Minuten zu spät ist
Naja, eine Stunde gilt noch pünktlich genug um keine Rückerstattung zu bekommen. Naja, die DB muss ja auch noch von was leben, mit ner Stunde Verspätung ist man ja auch tatsächlich noch recht früh.
Das ist eher zu früh
Wohl wahr. Verspätung unter einer Stunde nehme ich einfach nur noch hin.
Don't even have to show up hahaha 😂
ye i thought he got a job driving an ambulance..
Fun fact:
The DB considers a train that does not show up at all to be on time
@@constantly-confused5736 😂
The socks in the Birkenstock, THE German touch ❤
Super hilarious and sarcasm on it's peak. I hope dB would learn something after watching this.
Loving your videos! So incredibly funny. 😂👍🏼
I just love the detail of the newspaper!!!
"Time for you to get a watch? 😅
German: Behold... ZE POCKET CLOCK
Him putting a story about himself in the paper he is reading is a true gem
I was not expecting that ending, this made me laugh too hard 😂😂😂😂 thanks Liam for the solid jokes!
I can't get enough of this one 😂🤣🤣Hilarious!
As soon as he grabbed the blue shirt, I knew he had been hired by DB 😆
Classic deep lore from the LCU (Liam’s Cinematic Universe)
As soon as he said the company doesn't care if he's late it was obvious to me :D
😁😂🤣 right!!! I just love german punctuality, you can always rely on it! Except, of course the german railway..
I love the robotic short circuiting
Perfect Body language, comedic timing and humor in this clip, Liam! Fun fact : German dude even forgot to smile, in this one!!
"The later the better"!!!
😂😂😂
I'll have to work there! Definitely.
Even reading the title before watching the actual video, made me crack a smile! " Being Late in Germany?" oh ohhh.😮.I feel sorry for the who ever does haha..great Oxymoron I Love it! "Working for the Train Company WTF.. punch line speaking was 😄Perfect timing!
Sad. When I visited Germany about 15 years ago I never had any trouble with late trains. Everything was on time and the DB employees were very nice and helpful.
Well, this experience sounds more like a fairytale, or a wish
@@javierricardomozoserpa8826 I haven't been back since, so I couldn't say what it's like now.
15 years ago...
They still are nice and helpful. The trains have gone bad all over Europe, just try Belgium.
Der Twist am Ende, Legendär 😂
Hab mich gestern voll gefreut, als ich den Beitrag von Liam in der Zeitung gefunden habe. ❤🎉
Respekt 💪😎
In welcher Zeitung war das zu lesen?
I just looove the accent…😅😅👍👍
Lol, the later the better. Made me laugh out loud 😂 ty
That is sooooo true... Trains in Germany are always late for hours 😅
30 years ago it was not the case
oof that is bad, maybe 15m but hours???
Now English Liam should be the one smirking
I belly laughed at the clock appearing 😂😂😂❤
Besides the actual topic the newspaper is genius 🙌😀💯
The first time he didnt smile at the end
No one smiles about the deutsche Bahn. Its a shame for german Pünkrlichkeit.
Ich feier euch total! Nicht nur seine deutsche Frau spricht ein tolles britisches Englisch. Auch Liam hat eine mega gute Aussprache von unserem harten deutschen "th"😂😂😂
Thats all Fake !! In reality Liam is a German ... and his Wife was British !! :-)
I’m from the US and we’re only slightly more laid back than the Germans about the time thing. I work with a lot of Latin American countries and have had to adapt to a whole different definition of timeliness. If you’re supposed to meet someone at 9, it means get there anywhere between 9:15-9:45. It used to drive me crazy but I’ve come to accept it. 😊
I feel like the German became more soft-hearted towards Liam 😊😁👍
That last look to the camera at the end had me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've watched too many of Liam's shorts when I saw this punchline coming as soon as he said I got a new job 😂😂
I love this about Germans though, they take time very seriously. It id commendable and professional and respectful.