@@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames we have done the heist before and he is literally useless There is no reason to keep him after you've done the original heists. He is somewhat usefull in the cassino heist but you could just Google the locations of everything he tells you
@@Boop__Doop Name a single person with the means and connections to get the cops to stop sniffing into you *IN AN ACTIVE PURSUIT* .Name a person that keeps them from closing your business. If you can't, then he is MANDATORY!
Lester: i made this entire thing possible so i deserve most of the money Pavel: i may have made this entire thing possible, but you still deserve most of the money for pulling it off
@@MaxerV19 *walks to my car and hops in and Drives away to the Gas Station to get The Mallow Yellow and a Three Musketeer Chocolate Bar then Drives to my house and switches on Family Guy then Teen Titans Go comes on watches that one as well*
Talking is a weird way of saying "For a small fee, I'll make that eventual death by police completely vanish for at most 1,000 dollars. Other similar services start up at 13k.
Me thinking about the upgrade to lester calling off the cops now being free and allegedly linked to deap state agencies "Holy shit, he could actually do this if he wanted to"
Lester's lucky that his building isn't accessible otherwise, my character would've gone juggernaut style with him... and might have taken Paige for himself.
Lester: *calls the cops on my online character* My online character: "so you've chosen death" *pulls a gun on him* Lester: "ah... I didn't really think this through"
The amount of heists not involving Lester and the cut he takes from being most of the brains and logistics of the ones he is involved in actually balance the whole money making thing
Lester "I. Am the one who knocks"
It's perfect for Lester 😂
Lesterberg
And i. Am the one with a gun pointed at your head
Say my name
@@lucasaruna4921Lesterberg.
Lester has said he has more money then anyone needs multiple times yet still takes like 90%
(It was an over exaggeration)
He makes the heist possible soo i mean why not
@@colinward4120 yeah but he still takes way too much, especially compared to someone else who makes an entire heist possible
bro only takes 15% 💀
@@CGlizard and pavel only takes 3%, your point?
It's never enough for him 😤
He’s like the grim reaper but more terrifying.
The grim reaper of our GTA Wallets
Yup
The grim reaper of the wallet but the players are like gods, the police stand 0 chance
@@achievementsaversextras9054 Nope, he chooses when the player lives or dies
Lol
Meanwhile pavel takes 40k and provides you with constaint details and fun stories
Pavel is more of a coworker everyone likes.
Lester is the boss everyone hates but doesn't like to admit he brings out the best for and out of them.
@@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames we have done the heist before and he is literally useless
There is no reason to keep him after you've done the original heists.
He is somewhat usefull in the cassino heist but you could just Google the locations of everything he tells you
@@Boop__Doop Name a single person with the means and connections to get the cops to stop sniffing into you *IN AN ACTIVE PURSUIT* .Name a person that keeps them from closing your business. If you can't, then he is MANDATORY!
@@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames the CEO interaction menu and anytime you enter a building
@@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames plus you can just wait a few mins or easy way out
Lester is basically a god
In lore, he has been hinted to be a code walker who can control the game itself
@@retabera how?
Nah the online character is so strong he just re spawns
Wait I took all my cut
Lester Is The Only Guy Who Can Plan These Crazy Heists And Get Away With Making The Money, He Deserves 20%
And Pavel Is The Only Guy Who Can Help With Cayo Perico, Yet Only Takes About 3%
Lesters A Greedy Little Bitch
Is this a reference to the 40-20-20-20?
@@Tehn00bA no
Why is the first letter of every word capitalized
yeah no. pavel exists and he makes you way more money and takes less of a cut
Lester.
A saviour who actually judges if you live or die in the game when your wanted level goes up.
while pavel takes a small cut enough for him to live in his submarine and left you a large cut all for you Kapitan
Lester: i made this entire thing possible so i deserve most of the money
Pavel: i may have made this entire thing possible, but you still deserve most of the money for pulling it off
2% to pavel and 20% to lester
@@HazardThe2stLester doesn't take a huge cut, you still need to pay the people you hire
@@HazardThe2stLester takes 5%
People still don’t understand that Lester doesn’t actually take a big cut himself it’s the crew you hire😂
Ik😂
@@romanbellic6048 did u and niko go bowling
@@ShotByCartii last time I played Roman and niko were drunk and ended up blowing up after the cops chased them.
Yeah he only takes 5 percent
He takes like 20 percent
He’s like if John Wick was a Discord mod 😂
If the diamonds had cheeks they would be clapped 🤨 lol
Why the heck did he sound EXACTLY like Michael when saying that
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Hey Mr Top Hat Shake my hand cmon Boy won’t you shake a Pour Sinner’s hand? 🫱🏼🫲🏻yeeeeeeeeessssss ARE YA ARE YA READY!!!??? YAAAAAAAAH!!!
@@AutismfamilyJC hmm
@@MaxerV19 *walks to my car and hops in and Drives away to the Gas Station to get The Mallow Yellow and a Three Musketeer Chocolate Bar then Drives to my house and switches on Family Guy then Teen Titans Go comes on watches that one as well*
Lester is indeed the one who decides if the character lives or dies.
Lester said that he has more money then he'll ever need yet he keeps on taking.
Honestly, behind-the-scenes, this wouldn't surprise me 😂
This is why i rather sell My merch than do Lester Jobs he always take too much of a cut
You put cops on me, no worries. Guess I'll go on a rampage as John Wick does.
Mutt is the real boss, spending all hours of the day cooking, finding buyers, supplies, talks is through selling, and takes 0% of the profit
Never let them know your next move : quickdraw'ed as the aim ready
I’ll just be taking about 99.999999 percent and you have to agree
No we don’t
*dies*
Lester: All I do is talk and take money
Talking is a weird way of saying "For a small fee, I'll make that eventual death by police completely vanish for at most 1,000 dollars. Other similar services start up at 13k.
All gun and games until Lester meets me.
“Who are you?!”
“IM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!”
Bro thinks he’s the one who knocks
"If the diamonds had cheeks they'd be clapped!" 😂
Bro is the real Lester
He sounded like John Kramer and Walter White at the end
lester: i am worshipped
pavel: you mean we
""If the Dimond had cheeks they'd by calped😂😂😂😂
Lester: does literally nothing you couldn't already do
Also Lester:
Lester: alright here's your cut "gives you 50 cents"
New gta5 heist: Lester's betrayal
That would be awesome😂
Me thinking about the upgrade to lester calling off the cops now being free and allegedly linked to deap state agencies
"Holy shit, he could actually do this if he wanted to"
"If the diamonds had cheeks, they'd be clapped." Got me DYING bro💀💀💀💀💀💀
Never let them know your next move, "Shows all of Lester's heists to the world"
Lester literally got that DOWG in him
if I could talk to him and he sends the police I would go INSANELY RAMPAGE FULL AMMO!
Lester find himself in Skyrim acting like this, it'll be a different story💀
Moe Lester has touched many lives.
Make sense bro 😂😂😂
If I was captured during a heist I’m snitching on Lester 100%
“leave it to creepy uncle Lester”
But I honestly wanted to give Pavel more cut. He just takes 50k and he is the one who helped us a lot
if the diamonds has cheeks theyd be clapped 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"come out with your hands up!"
Comes out with to hands on a mini gun:
Imagine not giving up on your business, but constantly getting robbed blind with the same tactic.
The fact he kinda looks like lester is just the best😂
if he's(the vid) actually the lester we know we would actually support him A LOT MORE cause voice alone is already nice
No one messes with creepy uncle Lester...
No one...
Damn
Lester has so much money he owns the cops and probably all of Los Santos
Lawyer up cheat code and painkiller cheat code:🗿🗿
From what I’ve heard he takes such a large cut to treat his scoliosis.
Imagine if lester i's like that 😮😂
Lester really be like I am the one who knocks Micheal
Lester's lucky that his building isn't accessible otherwise, my character would've gone juggernaut style with him... and might have taken Paige for himself.
Lester: *calls the cops on my online character*
My online character: "so you've chosen death" *pulls a gun on him*
Lester: "ah... I didn't really think this through"
Plot twist:gordan ramsey comes and says SO YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK WELL DONE OVERCOCKED
Yeah whats he gonna do when i solo the police in 5 minutes
the player:I didn't hear you
yeah thats why me and my Russian Freind pavel do Business instead i Saved him from the front Lines of ukriane
He actually takes 5% the rest of them goes to the staff that help them do the heist
Bro Lester does this
*Im calling Pavel from 2 things my heli and the heist*
*
Meanwhile Pavel taking about $5 for a 1.4 mil heist
It really is like this 💯💯 they say this was just a clip of some unused footage 😂
So lester is technically slowly killing them with their lesser than minimum wage
Lester, mein löwe mein bär
Bro is rich ah 💀
Player: *Has an orbital cannon aimed at him* And I'm the one who decides whether you can be human or ash. So let's discuss out cuts.
This is why I love pavel he doesn’t gouge you of money. He only takes a small fee and goes on with life’
He’s Russian what do you expect 😅
@@wlfshadow4255 exactly he doesn’t
Give a shit if he gets a small cut. All that
Matters isn’t the kapitan is happy
Awsomely funny have a awsome day 😂
He thinks he can sit out and still take a slice
Lester is the one who knocks.
"I am the danger"
HE IS THE FATES
Lester is the one who knocks
Bro you got the lester look down
Fun Fact - In the casino he takes 5%> the rest of the crew takes the rest
Literally you can stop Lester by taking away his cane
HE IS A GOD
Juha Jatkola is going to surprise everyone. Jatkola is great goalie.
if Im going down, Im taking Lester with me
"I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS"
"You live because I let you. You survive because I allow it"
I'd love to see an alternate reality where the players are modders...
Meanwhile that one player with mission modifier mod menu: yeah lester you are dead now
That’s why the cayo heist is god tier
"I have more money than I can spend, enough to last my life time"
Hes soooo terrifying *knocks cane out of hand* time to die
Me:finally i complete the diamond casino heist and i loot the whole vault
Also me:do i hear a vacuum
Lester:vacuums 85% of the cash
I hope that in gta 6 we can rob shit we ourselves have planned so we don’t lose 90% to a annoying cripple
Jokes on Lester, it’s not about the money, it’s personal
They say the player is a god but Lester.....He is the one that decides your fate to live or die
You should do how Patel takes a cut
Damn, the dude here looks so similar to Lester tho!
Lester is the guy who is like
Police: Got em.
Lester:Wrong guy😤😤😤
Police: They are not em.
I feel like Lester needs to be in gta 6 fr
Let walta cook bro
Imagine if there was a heist where you raided lester
Lester: Im god
The amount of heists not involving Lester and the cut he takes from being most of the brains and logistics of the ones he is involved in actually balance the whole money making thing
Pavel: just give me 22k and a bottle of vodka and am fine