Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Cosmonaut Picture Show

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  • @erttheking
    @erttheking 3 года назад +2971

    Marcus: "We're watching Transformers."
    Camera *Commits Suicide*

    • @jaybone2321
      @jaybone2321 3 года назад +90

      Much like Optimus, the camera will die with each showing, but shall rise again with each video, also like Optimus

    • @Slimshadow457
      @Slimshadow457 3 года назад +21

      The Camera’s an Autobot

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 3 года назад +15

      @@Slimshadow457
      The camera is cliffjumper

    • @lolstuffenjoy9880
      @lolstuffenjoy9880 3 года назад +6

      True the camera is cliffjumper, my guy just keeps dying

    • @tatersalad76
      @tatersalad76 3 года назад +13

      More like:
      Marcus: "We're watching Transformers."
      Camera: "I'm not."

  • @lúki-ang
    @lúki-ang 2 года назад +4572

    The worst part is that the CGI in these movies is legitimately very competent and actually stays fairly high quality throughout these films

    • @strikerecho2592
      @strikerecho2592 2 года назад +400

      You can thank ILM for that. They worked on these movies and Michael Bay was particular with having these Robots feel like they fit within the real world.

    • @cukkucake
      @cukkucake 2 года назад +354

      It’s genuinely the best thing about these films, which is a shame that everything else about them is terrible

    • @lifeisberserk9566
      @lifeisberserk9566 2 года назад +124

      @@cukkucake the soundtracks are AMAZING

    • @moritz505
      @moritz505 2 года назад +160

      I disagree. it's the best part. these movies might not be good or even decent movies, yet I find them to be great entertainment. Great visuals, great sound design, great music. they might not make any sense, yet they are great to just zone out, turn off your brain and enjoy some brain dead fun.

    • @lifeisberserk9566
      @lifeisberserk9566 2 года назад +19

      @@moritz505 exactly 💯

  • @wat1614
    @wat1614 3 года назад +6443

    Fun fact: Peter Cullen (optimus voice actor) said in an interview that he didn’t want to say some of the lines

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 3 года назад +1284

      “Give me your face”. Lord that’s character assasination.

    • @wat1614
      @wat1614 3 года назад +995

      “You die yaargh” while ripping off shockwave’s eye with his bare hands

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 3 года назад +507

      @@wat1614
      God so horrible. Poor Cullen.

    • @nutrock522
      @nutrock522 3 года назад +321

      @@thecollector4332 that line is somehow funny and scary at the same time

    • @WardenKaz
      @WardenKaz 3 года назад +523

      Peter Cullen is probably the only person involved in production that actually cared about the source material

  • @koichidignitythief7429
    @koichidignitythief7429 3 года назад +5112

    I think the worst part about Sam's character, throughout all three movies, is that he only refers to Bumblebee as "his car" not his best friend, not even buddy. Sam is a horrible person who never grew.

    • @sp1tf1re9
      @sp1tf1re9 3 года назад +258

      Does he even care about the other autobots besides bumblebee and optimus?

    • @lukalovric2463
      @lukalovric2463 3 года назад +386

      @@sp1tf1re9 I think he didnt even care to memorise their names

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 3 года назад +255

      @@lukalovric2463
      He knew ironhide. And for what is worth there’s this cute moment in 3 in which he gives a pat to ratchet while in car mode. One of the few moments of acknowledgment.

    • @Commander_Shepard.
      @Commander_Shepard. 3 года назад +274

      The most ridiculous shit he said Bee was "But will always be my first car". Like WHAT?! Is that supposed to be emotional or ironically funny LMAO

    • @SGR403
      @SGR403 3 года назад +125

      @@Commander_Shepard. It's like telling your ex that they'll always be your first so there's no awkward feelings, but it miserably fails.

  • @BREADSWORD
    @BREADSWORD 3 года назад +7205

    the GMC truck logo having almost as much screen-time as its protagonist is galaxy brain honestly

    • @Spamus
      @Spamus 3 года назад +62

      Yeah legit that is impressive camera work

    • @htown11465
      @htown11465 3 года назад +13

      Love your work Breadsword!!!

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 3 года назад +13

      yeah
      it also wasnt racist

    • @lyonheart501st
      @lyonheart501st 3 года назад +3

      oh, henlo breadsword

    • @Tu_savage
      @Tu_savage 3 года назад +1

      Oh sheet it’s breadsword 🙌🏽

  • @reddonut1518
    @reddonut1518 3 года назад +2413

    This movie literally didn’t have writers, like that’s not a joke. Or at least all of the writers quit after like a month of production

    • @TokuWaffle
      @TokuWaffle 3 года назад +224

      I heard it was due to the 2008 writers' strike. they anticipated it by getting the writers to make an outline before they went on strike, but it still made us end up with... this.
      also that same strike likely caused the amount of reality TV we have now...

    • @97Fenrir
      @97Fenrir 3 года назад +96

      @@nickolaiproblem even little 12 year old me felt that movies felt REALLY weird around those few years, whether it was the writers strike or the economy collapsing. it wasnt until this year that i connected those dots and had an "aaaahhhhhhh ok" moment

    • @bruisedjinx
      @bruisedjinx 3 года назад +20

      @@TokuWaffle well reality TV was very much a thing before the strike. Although it was mostly in the form of dating shows. I was such a dating show junkie and there were so many, it was wild. Survivor and Big Brother were very much already established and many reality show competition shows follow their format. I even think the family type shows were popular with The Osbornes and such. Even before all that, there was The Real World on MTV.
      Ok, that was kinda a rabbit hole I went down and I didn't mean to and all I really wanted to say was that yes, some more reality shows probably came out of the strike but more so the strike was responsible for killing lots of shows, most notably (for me), Heroes. That was... unfortunate.

    • @reddonut1518
      @reddonut1518 3 года назад +5

      I got a screenshot at 420 likes let’s go

    • @LucienVonKreuz
      @LucienVonKreuz 3 года назад +2

      I was gonna like your comment but you have exactly 666 likes and I don't wanna ruin it, hail satan!

  • @rhiannadahmer4052
    @rhiannadahmer4052 3 года назад +1303

    "We should have watched Resident Evil." That's the most scathing indictment of the Transformers series I've ever heard

    • @sebastiancintron29
      @sebastiancintron29 3 года назад +48

      And the worst part is, the Resident Evil movies are fucking terrible. Just as bad as these Transformers movies.

    • @serdirtbagoftheleft4045
      @serdirtbagoftheleft4045 3 года назад +45

      @@sebastiancintron29 Resident Evil 1 is decent, horror/sci-fi, and hot women, Resident Evil 2 is goofy and cheesy enough that is fun, yeah thats it
      Resident Evil 9:
      Jeroh Mormont: "The trinity of bitches"

    • @cobaltroguex
      @cobaltroguex 3 года назад +3

      @@serdirtbagoftheleft4045 9? Thought that was the sixth one? That line did make me laugh, though. Only thing about that movie I actually liked.

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned 3 года назад +5

      Much like the _Resident Evil 5_ song, "Sad But True" basically sums it up. They're both terrible live-action movie series that basically desecrate their source material, but at least the _RE_ series seemed to *try* to care about various characters it took from the games up until the sixth & final movie. It even screwed over fewer of them (until the sixth & final movie) and gave some of them protagonist focus despite its original main character being an unbeatable Mary Sue after the first movie. The _RE_ live-action movies also didn't reveal their director's creepy and otherwise demeaning thoughts, just proved that Anderson loves his wife while beating us over the head with that fact as she killed everything on-screen.
      I still feel like I could watch any of the _RE_ movies except for the third or sixth & final one in the background and at least laugh at the dumb bits while occasionally glimpsing something that could have had potential if Alice wasn't so fucking overpowered. Meanwhile, seeing any one of the Bayformers movies even once just seems like asking to suffer, and I am never going to watch the Mark Wahlberg ones unless something literally paid me a lot of money.

    • @gwell2118
      @gwell2118 2 года назад +5

      @D Moll No they aren't. They are bad in every conceivable way, I literally can't watch scenes one after the other without cringing or getting disoriented by something. No defense, no salvation for these films.

  • @NICKatronMC
    @NICKatronMC 3 года назад +2556

    15:47 “They’re getting the same camera angles as the romantic duo.”
    The fact Micheal Bay indirectly gave Megatron/Starscream shippers fan service with this moment…

  • @sergiomendoza4850
    @sergiomendoza4850 3 года назад +1478

    I like how a lot of movie reviewers on RUclips collectively agree the “tighter shirt” joke in this movie is actually pretty funny lol.

    • @sobek6735
      @sobek6735 3 года назад +46

      How many reviews of Transformers 2 have you watched?

    • @sergiomendoza4850
      @sergiomendoza4850 3 года назад +151

      @@sobek6735 at least 3 now, mr Sunday movies ripped it apart and that was fun because they’re Australian. Marcus just did it and I forgot the other one, probably like RLM or something.

    • @spartanxmonster
      @spartanxmonster 3 года назад +73

      This man eats the whole plate.

    • @vintheguy
      @vintheguy 3 года назад +7

      i dont even get it and i agree

    • @guccifer764
      @guccifer764 3 года назад +9

      @@spartanxmonster
      But is he below the enemy scrotum?

  • @aivalera
    @aivalera 3 года назад +2397

    I like how Marcus’s cat can sense his distress and is trying his/her hardest to help him through it.

    • @loganbigmo
      @loganbigmo 3 года назад +100

      He calls the cat a 'he' at the end of the video.

    • @azuill1126
      @azuill1126 3 года назад +154

      That's Nicky he's a very good boy :)

    • @victoria_m13
      @victoria_m13 3 года назад +58

      and in the end chewing on him 😂

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 2 года назад +37

      Every time he pops up, it's great. His appearance in the first Tall Girl is one of my favorites. 😂

    • @monsterjambrony
      @monsterjambrony 2 года назад +16

      It’s what cats are for.😊

  • @ickystickynicky4620
    @ickystickynicky4620 3 года назад +4586

    I love how when Markus watches a bad movie he starts spontaneously switching between almost asleep, and having enough energy to power a car.

    • @GLORIOUSCHONK
      @GLORIOUSCHONK 3 года назад +71

      That's just me on the reg

    • @prophetoffonsi6517
      @prophetoffonsi6517 2 года назад +28

      Idk how many people can or can’t tell but it’s because before they watch bad movies they get high asf Lmaoo

    • @SSSharpeProductions
      @SSSharpeProductions Год назад +7

      @@prophetoffonsi6517 that’s how i watch movies 😂

    • @NoraHannigan678
      @NoraHannigan678 Год назад

      @@prophetoffonsi6517 is this patreon insider info

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo Год назад

      @@SSSharpeProductionsshush

  • @siremil7177
    @siremil7177 3 года назад +1326

    My favorite part of this entire video is at 17:55 when Marcus off-handedly jokes "We can´t read, ´cause we´re racist caricatures of black people" and then the goddamn "movie" literally makes that the next line.
    Cut to defeated Marcus.
    "... I was joking"
    Perfection.

    • @MachineD3vil
      @MachineD3vil 2 года назад +68

      The worst thing? They got Tom Kenny voicing one of the twits

    • @superxavxii421
      @superxavxii421 2 года назад +39

      @@MachineD3vil lol, he did so amazing in animated but they had him voice some of the worst characters in the bay films.

    • @enby_kensei
      @enby_kensei 6 месяцев назад +9

      Like it would've been better if they said some shit like "We can't read runes" or "nah that's the old language, we never learned to speak it" but they just went with the race gag

    • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
      @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ 4 месяца назад +6

      Marcus: “We can’t read because we’re racial caricatures of black people.”
      The movies: “We can’t read because we’re racial caricatures of black people.”
      Marcus: *Aight I’m gonna just die now.*

  • @icedcapplord710
    @icedcapplord710 3 года назад +2460

    I'm not even ready for their reaction to Mudflap and Skids or Devastator's wrecking ball testicles

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 3 года назад +250

      @Rayna Carraway He literally has wrecking balls for testicles.

    • @icedcapplord710
      @icedcapplord710 3 года назад +145

      @Rayna Carraway yes. Devastator has wrecking...BALLS

    • @c0quinha
      @c0quinha 3 года назад +63

      unfortunately the testicles situation didn't happened, i wouldn't mind if marcus kept just the audio for just this scene

    • @Gatherway
      @Gatherway 3 года назад +77

      @Rayna Carraway there is actually behind the scenes footage of the moment when he presents the very idea to one of his producers. He is nearly beside himself with amusement.

    • @Satherian
      @Satherian 3 года назад +49

      Man, the combiner scene is so cool. The whole mech is awesome looking
      And then they ruin it with a testicles joke

  • @helios9589
    @helios9589 3 года назад +469

    Can't wait for Transformers: Dark of the Moon - Cosmonaut Picture Show

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 года назад +9

      @@punchcounterpunch9137 How they can be done, they haven't even gotten to TF4.

    • @welldave8598
      @welldave8598 3 года назад

      @@punchcounterpunch9137 why!!??

    • @brightenblack207
      @brightenblack207 3 года назад +19

      It's definitely an improvement over this one. Too bad the following movies couldn't improve, too.

    • @NICKatronMC
      @NICKatronMC 3 года назад +8

      I honestly believe that even with 3’s problems, it’s a decent bayformer movie, after that, everything goes downhill except the soundtracks

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 года назад +1

      @@NICKatronMC The Tie in video games are better, and toys too.

  • @expendableindigo9639
    @expendableindigo9639 3 года назад +1578

    Fun fact about the God of War joke: the voice actor for Optimus hated these movies because Optimus was too savage and devoid of a moral center.

    • @mr.ilikespam6081
      @mr.ilikespam6081 3 года назад +174

      Optimus completely brutalized the main villian so that makes sense

    • @deltaknight2764
      @deltaknight2764 3 года назад +230

      Makes TOTAL sense. Optimus (in general and in all continuities) feels like someone who only acts like that when he's pushed to his limit. Always trying every single possible peaceful option before going Kratos because it's the only way left.

    • @dingle2987
      @dingle2987 3 года назад +7

      Transformers 3 Optimus. K them all!

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 3 года назад +47

      He has such great quotes as “give me your face!” And “mmm- you die!”

    • @andreware2039
      @andreware2039 3 года назад +56

      Age of extinction was definitely the tipping point where he completely didn't give a shit 😆

  • @THEJOHNNYFLASH
    @THEJOHNNYFLASH 3 года назад +3197

    Ahh classic film. True cinema.

  • @beclops
    @beclops 3 года назад +2076

    "We don't wanna watch any more Transformers movies" Well perfect because after all of the rest of them you get to watch a Bumblebee movie.

    • @jorgel.quiroz8862
      @jorgel.quiroz8862 3 года назад +296

      It's legit super sad that it took them 5 shitty movies to get a Transformers movie right and that's the one that flopped.

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 3 года назад +72

      @@jorgel.quiroz8862 I know and honestly I don’t blame Marcus for losing hope for the Transformers franchise after 2 movies I would’ve stop watching Transformers movies

    • @jorgel.quiroz8862
      @jorgel.quiroz8862 3 года назад +101

      @@Blue-Apple-fc9eo third one is better tho. Not good mind you, but way better than this absolute piece of shit.

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 3 года назад +35

      @@jorgel.quiroz8862 agreed and I can’t believe people keep calling this movie “good” it baffles me people think this movie is good

    • @ValkInnit
      @ValkInnit 3 года назад +33

      @@Blue-Apple-fc9eo I get the most enjoyment out of ROTF than any of the other ones, it's just so dumb that I love it

  • @Praxicaeon
    @Praxicaeon 3 года назад +640

    "WE ARE DONE"
    See you in Dark Moon Marcus lol

  • @NeatNat
    @NeatNat 3 года назад +9908

    The Decepticons are canonically the good guys because they're not racist.

    • @ridleyformk1244
      @ridleyformk1244 3 года назад +94

      How are the autobots racist?

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 года назад +517

      Transformers 5: Allow me to introduce my self.

    • @NeatNat
      @NeatNat 3 года назад +677

      @@ridleyformk1244 They're not _actually_ racist but only the Autobots have characters that are racial stereotypes.

    • @superkeaton9912
      @superkeaton9912 3 года назад +374

      They want the humans and Autobots to die and honestly, more power to them in these fucking movies.

    • @adrenalinevan
      @adrenalinevan 3 года назад +331

      Autobots work for the US killitary. Decepticons don't. Knuff ced.

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 3 года назад +810

    19:24 The pain in which he said "THEY GET *WORSE!"* was hysterical

    • @TheMediaStriker
      @TheMediaStriker 3 года назад +32

      Dark of the moon and bumblebee: Am i a joke to you?

    • @Blue-Apple-fc9eo
      @Blue-Apple-fc9eo 3 года назад +25

      @@TheMediaStriker Bumblebee is a mediocre movie but let’s be honest not as bad as beyformer movies I rather watch the bumblebee movie

  • @blacksheep9950
    @blacksheep9950 3 года назад +1528

    I actually like the idea behind Alice - she's a Decepticon whose alt mode is an animatronic, so she can pass for human. That could work in theory, but of course this is a Transformers movie so she's weirdly sexualised and her alt mode is inconsistent. Shouldn't she weigh a tonne and be obviously not organic once you get up close?

    • @bashfulbreloom9294
      @bashfulbreloom9294 3 года назад +73

      There are some lightweight metals. Also we see later in the series (yes I've watched the entire series) that they work more like nanobots and not just regular robots

    • @jpz2009
      @jpz2009 3 года назад +24

      @@bashfulbreloom9294 The nanobots thing was only when KSI started making their own transformers, wasn't it?

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 года назад +73

      And for some random reason the idea of transformer becoming human concept is never seen again in later films I mean Transformers Animated sort of redeemed this concept despite it ended a month before this film was released.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 года назад +41

      They're called Pretenders, popped up way back in G1. We were also supposed to get Headmasters in TLK but that didn't materialize for some reason.

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 3 года назад +13

      The Decepticons have Terminators. They blew it by not bringing in more.

  • @SrirachaCream
    @SrirachaCream 3 года назад +611

    Fun fact:
    In the comic book adaptation of this movie, it's explained that the female seductress decepticon gets her form from an animatronic Alice from an Alice in Wonderland attraction, which was apparently realistic enough to scan and then change the clothes of to pass as a human being.

    • @j.r.1704
      @j.r.1704 3 года назад +49

      Hold up. There’s a Transformers comic series? And they decided to “adapt” the movies into comic? And then they wrote content just as ludicrous as the movies?! Alright

    • @mr.a-list1272
      @mr.a-list1272 3 года назад +2

      This is real?!

    • @Slimshadow457
      @Slimshadow457 3 года назад +58

      @@j.r.1704 Okay like non-comedic tone here just for information: there’s a whole Transformers comic license yes (Marvel had it, then a smaller indie company called dream wave, now it’s run by IDW)
      Just like there’s comics for Power Rangers, Sonic, TMNT (which started out as a comic), GI Joes,…
      They have their own continuity (which got a reboot recently) and are quite obviously a lot, LOT better than this shit. (Mainly because humans don’t factor in nearly as much, if at all in the later years where it’s basically just Transformers space stories)
      But yes, the movies also got tie-in comics mandated from IDW, so there’s comics meant to fill in the narrative gaps of the films. The films are basically Swiss cheese so there’s a LOT of margin to expand lore and fill in the gaps.. hell the comics have more character development and interesting lore than the movies ever could. Even the adaptations of damn movie (like the 1 to 1 retelling) is better than the movie and removes all the horny / cringe jokes and military fetish. (They’re still there but it ain’t propaganda anymore)
      Of course these comics get massively retconned every time Michael Bay decides to make another fuckin movie completely shitting on the continuity and leaving a team of (not joking here) 7 actually capable story tellers/authors trying to actually give all the continuity meaning and cohesion.
      While I got your attention and if you read this far, I genuinely recommend the IDW comics from a few years back. There was a series called More Than Meets the Eye. It’s a space adventure series featuring a bunch of Transformers after the war, going on a space quest. It’s fun, has a lot of suspenseful moments, an awesome horror-thriller edge to a few moments, amazing and actually endearing characters and character moments. It’s literally the furthest thing from the Bay movies. I just hate that Bay has devolved this franchise into such a dumb thing in the eyes of many when it actually has a lot of potential and some really genuinely good pieces of sci fi media out there.

    • @TheSchaef47
      @TheSchaef47 3 года назад +1

      @KruzSTUDIO so what happened was, she took Alice's form like ten years ago so she could she up and be the right age now, when Sam is in college, like six months after the original battle with Megatron. See? Easy!

    • @TheSchaef47
      @TheSchaef47 3 года назад +4

      @@Slimshadow457 IDW makes some pretty good comics. The new TMNT run is no joke.

  • @godzillakaijuboy
    @godzillakaijuboy 3 года назад +2736

    Fun fact, this movie had an extremely, extremely, basic script. Like, no script.

    • @mukeshfrompakistan1014
      @mukeshfrompakistan1014 3 года назад +16

      Nice name lmao

    • @patriot459
      @patriot459 3 года назад +82

      It had a script?

    • @guccifer764
      @guccifer764 3 года назад +270

      Wasn’t it written during the writer’s strike? I cant imagine that did it many favours.

    • @ChipClipGotGrip
      @ChipClipGotGrip 3 года назад +26

      You can definitely tell

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 3 года назад +79

      I thought this movie just had a bunch of action scenes with some dialogue in between that kind of explained what was going on.

  • @psethekahala645
    @psethekahala645 3 года назад +394

    My favorite part was when the black robots said that they didn't know how to read. 10/10.

  • @alecholland8071
    @alecholland8071 3 года назад +252

    Dan: "One of them's gotta be good."
    Famous last words.

    • @tonydub98
      @tonydub98 3 года назад +8

      It actually blows my mind that it gets worse than this. Like Michael Bay had to have been trying to make worse movies

    • @alejandronoceti8984
      @alejandronoceti8984 3 года назад +2

      The only one that's good is the one not directed by fucking michael bay

    • @goddepersonno3782
      @goddepersonno3782 3 года назад +3

      2 is the worst because of the writers strike
      but they are all bad, so it's like comparing dog shit with horse shit, it's all shit at the end of the day.

    • @xero0015
      @xero0015 3 года назад

      If he comes to the ones directed by Michael Bay 3 is the best one

    • @soundwavesuperior5596
      @soundwavesuperior5596 3 года назад

      The first one and bumblebee are good and 3 is ok

  • @GamesOverMovies
    @GamesOverMovies 3 года назад +818

    "we should have watched Resident Evil"
    I hope you're talking about Resident Evil Apocalypse, and YES, you freakin should have.

    • @noviember
      @noviember 3 года назад +25

      them making fun of the Resident Evil Live-action movies would be great

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +1

      I am the funniest RUclipsr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear alek

    • @thereestersheetser543
      @thereestersheetser543 3 года назад +10

      @@AxxLAfriku Tommyinit is funnier

    • @munkee_man
      @munkee_man 3 года назад

      @@thereestersheetser543 Who was he referring to though?

    • @munkee_man
      @munkee_man 3 года назад +1

      @@noviember I honestly love those movies but I do see how bad those movies and how different they are from the games but I do like that even more. It's weird because I grew up with those movies but I also grew up with the RE games so I've grown kind of fond of those older RE things rather than the new RE things.

  • @bleepy013
    @bleepy013 3 года назад +727

    Sam's logic that led him to hand off a piece of the All-Spark to his girlfriend, a mechanic who works around MACHINES all day, is honestly fucking baffling.

    • @pergys6991
      @pergys6991 3 года назад +79

      I’m pretty sure his brain short circuited after he touched the shard

    • @bleepy013
      @bleepy013 3 года назад +57

      @@pergys6991 To be fair, if I was dating Megan Fox, I'd give her any alien technology I owned.

    • @pergys6991
      @pergys6991 3 года назад

      @@bleepy013 You’d probably give her me if you know what I mean ;)))))

    • @nerds-nonsense
      @nerds-nonsense 3 года назад +16

      @@pergys6991 what DO you mean??

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 3 года назад +12

      The fact that he gave it to her and not Bumblebee, who can just take it to Optimus, is even more baffling. The fact that he moved away from both of them right after giving it to her breaks this fucking movie.

  • @sourgang2110
    @sourgang2110 3 года назад +599

    Marcus: *literally dying*
    Me : Your pain, it amuses me.

  • @benjaminarnold51
    @benjaminarnold51 3 года назад +621

    I watched every Transformers movie on the hope that eventually, *eventually* the dinobots would appear. And when they did? Boy, was it NOT WORTH IT

    • @86Fallowcp
      @86Fallowcp 3 года назад +25

      Whatever, Dinobot Charge fucking rolls and was worth it

    • @ericbanks8062
      @ericbanks8062 3 года назад +29

      It may have been the most disappointing part of all the Transformers movies for me.

    • @chillguy7687
      @chillguy7687 3 года назад +29

      My only problem with the Dinobots is that they weren’t used very well after Age of Extinction. Other than that, they looked badass. Michael Bay’s Grimlock is one of my favorite versions, in design. Number one will always be Fall of Cybertron’s Grimlock for me.

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 года назад

      There was only four of them I really wished the velociraptor that had skittle and M&M color appeared at least.

    • @ericbanks8062
      @ericbanks8062 3 года назад +1

      @M. Robinson accurate comparison lol

  • @MrHoll87
    @MrHoll87 3 года назад +827

    Marcus *in flawless Optimus voice* "Bumblebee, stop lubricating the woman."
    Lmao

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom Год назад +1

      lol

    • @MrHoll87
      @MrHoll87 Год назад +1

      @@ThwipThwipBoom I love your name. Great reference and great show.

  • @zhongxina8426
    @zhongxina8426 3 года назад +612

    I just can't believe that Tom Kenny is voicing the 3 worst robots in this movie.

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 года назад +65

      Steve Busecmi voices a bum robot in the fifth movie and John Goodman a overweight autobot.

    • @mesousagaby740
      @mesousagaby740 3 года назад +44

      To be fair...he was also on Brickleberry. And Paradise P.D. I think he's in these projects on purpose to prove that he's not perfect.

    • @jacobtuttle4311
      @jacobtuttle4311 3 года назад +2

      @@mesousagaby740 he probably wants people to know that he doesn't just do kids stuff as well

    • @mesousagaby740
      @mesousagaby740 3 года назад +3

      @@jacobtuttle4311 The only good adult cartoon Tom Kenny was ever in is Final Space.

    • @harrifongostudios
      @harrifongostudios 3 года назад +15

      @@mesousagaby740 more like voice acting is just a job.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 года назад +196

    I like how the moment the robot farted, the camera went "deuces" and killed itself again.

  • @biscuitboi9478
    @biscuitboi9478 3 года назад +657

    I guarantee you, the next movie is not worse. That’s comes later.

    • @sakeem5830
      @sakeem5830 3 года назад +110

      Right dark of the moon is the best one out of the whole live action franchise by far.

    • @seru.89
      @seru.89 3 года назад +35

      @@sakeem5830 yes its literally a fact that it is the most poggers movie in transformers

    • @captainnermy5608
      @captainnermy5608 3 года назад +60

      First one is kind of good, 2nd is pure dogshit, 3rd is passable, 4 and 5 are also dogshit, possibly on par with 2.

    • @MagikarpMaestro
      @MagikarpMaestro 3 года назад +33

      @@sakeem5830 Definitely not! The first one at least somewhat resembles an actual movie with a 3 act structure and (albeit cliche, unoriginal and at many times childish) natural plot based scenarios. It's also much shorter and paced pretty damn well considering the others are just a literal clusterfuck of progressive noise onscreen.

    • @ilikeeverything3699
      @ilikeeverything3699 3 года назад +6

      5 is the worst imo

  • @TrisketsCheese
    @TrisketsCheese 3 года назад +451

    Bumblebee is pretty good. Despite it being a remake of the Iron Giant.

  • @vortektor
    @vortektor 3 года назад +676

    One of the worst ways you could do a combiner is give them junk, it’s not charming, it just ruins yet another character

    • @johnnyplto5592
      @johnnyplto5592 3 года назад +14

      i mean a huge naked greek monster i think is fine, but the way they focused on it's balls was a bit much

    • @BlitzStudiosIsinsideyourhome
      @BlitzStudiosIsinsideyourhome 3 года назад +18

      What are you talking about? It's the most appealing feature, I already got my pre order in for the Dna kit with the enemy scrotum for my studio series devastator

    • @Crimson28
      @Crimson28 3 года назад +4

      That’s due to the 2007-08 Writers Strike 🪧

    • @vortektor
      @vortektor 3 года назад +1

      For those who grew up with G1Transformers, don’t tell me you were actually digging these design, like I really hope they reboot the series

    • @thegumonyourshoes
      @thegumonyourshoes 3 года назад +3

      @@vortektor I mean... Bumblebee is a reboot. And the only good live action film because it’s not made by Michael Bay but instead someone competent at his job.

  • @anishmurali4028
    @anishmurali4028 3 года назад +211

    Fun fact: The camera didn't die at the end. They just couldnt watch that movie anymore so they gave an excuse. I dont blame them

    • @DynaMoose
      @DynaMoose Год назад +1

      Where’d you get that from?

    • @1FenFen1
      @1FenFen1 Год назад +7

      @@DynaMoose me

  • @Thatdumbgremlin
    @Thatdumbgremlin 3 года назад +1491

    There is such a stark contrast between Sam and Bumblebee's relationship and Charlie and Bumblebee's relationship in the MUCH better Bumblebee solo movie. Sam treats Bumblebee like an object or a pet, and Charlie treats him like an equal. What I'm saying is the Bumblebee movie has the heart that the Bay movies just....don't.
    Also, Nicky is just chilling on Marcus' lap; it's great. We love a good Nicky cameo.

    • @angrybrony
      @angrybrony 3 года назад +45

      That and I'm almost positive Charlie was like maybe a few scenes away from becoming a canon robotfucker...and honestly it probably ne the closes thing to healthy romance in this shit show movies.

    • @gentlesnot1864
      @gentlesnot1864 3 года назад +16

      @@angrybronyi dont think she actually loved him like that

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 3 года назад +94

      @@angrybrony Not every relationship has to be sexual, unless we talk about Jack and Arcee from Prime now that had a bit of sexual tension.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 года назад +6

      @@gamechanger8908 Arcee was just fucking everyone in that show

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 года назад +7

      @@gentlesnot1864 Remember when she caressed his face?

  • @heiwa132
    @heiwa132 3 года назад +126

    Lot of misinformation in the comments about the writing so I’ll just clarify for people unaware, a basic plot (pretty much just a synopsis) was written before the 2008 writers strike, Michael bay began filming before the writers could return to finish the script, meaning some scenes in the movie are just complete gibberish because there was literally nothing written

    • @86Fallowcp
      @86Fallowcp 3 года назад +20

      And this isn't something new either. Die Hard and Iron Man were being made with barely a script, but thing is, Bay doesn't write for the life of his

    • @kamilewarner7597
      @kamilewarner7597 3 года назад +1

      @@86Fallowcp the only thinkg fun about the movie is the action really, at least the action wasn't bad

    • @86Fallowcp
      @86Fallowcp 3 года назад +1

      @@kamilewarner7597 tbh, rotf had some really good action, even if half of it wasn't readable (Bee vs that red Con)

  • @Redcoat86
    @Redcoat86 3 года назад +244

    I never understood why the cube shard made natural Decepticons when being a Decepticon is a choice made by the robots in cannon. It would have made more sense to make robots that had no allegiance rather than randomly psychotic throwaways.

    • @rubberwoody
      @rubberwoody 3 года назад +29

      it was explained in the canon of the first movie that when they're newborn from the cube they're basically wild animals running on instinct born immediately into a chaotic scene so they lash out

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac 2 года назад +18

      @@rubberwoody If that's true, that would have been the best time to introduce those more off shoot transformers like the dinobots and insectacons.

  • @Paravoid
    @Paravoid 3 года назад +73

    8:48 "We are simply war mongering cars." Their complete motivation throughout the entire series

  • @mininukes4ever
    @mininukes4ever 3 года назад +129

    you missed the best part where Optimus "enlightened noble leader" Prime defeats the bad guy by saying GIVE ME YOUR FACE and then ripping it off

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 3 года назад +12

      Optimus "Castor Troy" Prime: "I want to take his face...off."

  • @na5794
    @na5794 3 года назад +1323

    Humans: “Why are you so racist?”
    Auto bots: “We learned it from watching you.”

    • @wjamesthegreatest8708
      @wjamesthegreatest8708 3 года назад +77

      Optimus Prime in the intro like
      "Earth: The birthplace of racism."

    • @ogeid772
      @ogeid772 3 года назад +35

      To be fair, that would explain it, as sad as it might be, plus it would explain why the decepticons arent

    • @RedFlash117
      @RedFlash117 3 года назад +38

      In the first movie thats legit what they said. they learned the language in the internet.

    • @maliciousgodz9089
      @maliciousgodz9089 3 года назад +3

      Ouch

    • @Phantom-qr1ug
      @Phantom-qr1ug 3 года назад +15

      @@RedFlash117 Can you imagine the Auto Bots talking like Gamers (TM) or COD fans? Shit would make perfect sense with that explaination.

  • @cire0596
    @cire0596 3 года назад +164

    “We have lived among you, hidden.”
    When the Decepticons are hidden!😳

    • @Jeremy-ed7fy
      @Jeremy-ed7fy 3 года назад +4

      DING DING DING DING DING DING DING... DINGDINGDING

    • @girl-xk2db
      @girl-xk2db 3 года назад +6

      AMONG US

    • @guythatgoesbythenamekay7954
      @guythatgoesbythenamekay7954 3 года назад +3

      AMOGUS

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      @antknees5597 3 года назад +7

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    • @CKangZ
      @CKangZ 3 года назад +2

      GET OUT OF MY HEAD

  • @AMpersand_videos
    @AMpersand_videos 3 года назад +146

    "One of them's gotta be good."
    Bumblebee was pretty good in my opinion. It's an utter masterpiece in comparison to the Bay movies.

  • @juanagosto3508
    @juanagosto3508 3 года назад +159

    Marcus: WE'RE DONE!
    Michael Bay: No, we're just beginning.

  • @McMillanGamers
    @McMillanGamers 3 года назад +1355

    "the deceptacons were not racist like the autobots"
    "The autobots literally came to earth from a waring planet"
    *Me starting to think MB was subtly trying to make autobots a metaphor for white colonialism
    *checks literally any interview with MB - yeah probably not

    • @memeinquisitor9171
      @memeinquisitor9171 3 года назад +235

      Thinking there was any subtext is giving Michael Bay too much credit

    • @username-yc3bd
      @username-yc3bd 3 года назад +28

      i mean transformers existed before these movies so

    • @CKangZ
      @CKangZ 3 года назад +10

      from what i remember in the old show and some comics arent the autobots war criminals if this was explained in the movies let me know i stopped at the fourth one

    • @lizardlegend42
      @lizardlegend42 3 года назад +54

      @@memeinquisitor9171 hell forget subtext, there wasn't even any text. This movie didn't even have a script lom

    • @jotapedonoso4696
      @jotapedonoso4696 3 года назад +47

      Michael Bay's head is nothing but: _hell yeah, America go boom boom on those suckers_

  • @StockeTepes
    @StockeTepes 3 года назад +314

    All the transformer movies started to blend together after a while imo... 😂

    • @Spongebrain97
      @Spongebrain97 3 года назад +6

      Im glad to say the only movie I watched was the first one while people around me kept saying the rest were "good" 🤣

    • @AbsoluteGorbSupreme
      @AbsoluteGorbSupreme 3 года назад +16

      @@Spongebrain97 10 year old me said they were good, 10 year old me had trash taste

    • @chillguy7687
      @chillguy7687 3 года назад +11

      @@Spongebrain97 The 1st and 3rd are surprisingly good. Can’t say the same for the rest though.

    • @Kreeschon
      @Kreeschon 3 года назад +6

      RedLetterMedia did a video where they put the first three aide by side and the same beats occurred at the exact same times.

    • @Evanfromheaven06
      @Evanfromheaven06 3 года назад +1

      @@chillguy7687 yeah the 1st and 3rd aren’t really that bad just the second one and the other ones are just god awful

  • @LeoFieTv
    @LeoFieTv 2 года назад +46

    Honestly the robot sound design is kinda neat. I always liked the main sound, the one they played over the paramount logo. It's distinct and alien.

  • @Clips_Dubbo
    @Clips_Dubbo 3 года назад +794

    She’s a deception.
    Literally everyone who’s seen the movie: well

    • @colinfranklin5817
      @colinfranklin5817 3 года назад +12

      my thoughts exactly lmaoo

    • @mememachinegarpiel2202
      @mememachinegarpiel2202 3 года назад +7

      It’s a pretender.

    • @HurricaneDDragon
      @HurricaneDDragon 3 года назад +2

      I honestly don’t know how they avoided hearing about the hilariously bonkers shit that happens in this movie for all these years 🤣

    • @bennygaray46
      @bennygaray46 3 года назад +3

      She's a stinker

    • @Tester-sh1mn
      @Tester-sh1mn 3 года назад +2

      @@bennygaray46 Dont lie, we know that you know that you'd smash

  • @luiginastro8831
    @luiginastro8831 3 года назад +200

    Fun fact: this movie didn't have a plot until the 2008 screenwriters strike ended. They only wrote the action scenes in between, without a cohesive story tying them together. They wrote the "plot" afterwards, to try and make those scenes make sense.
    Yes.

    • @Solid-Matrix
      @Solid-Matrix 2 года назад +18

      That makes so much more sense

  • @themoviehound8033
    @themoviehound8033 3 года назад +194

    11:12 “...These robots are so big but so good at sneaking around!”
    Yeah, Marcus....they’re Robots in Disguise! It’s in the theme song! They had TWO shows with that name!

    • @ShirDeutch
      @ShirDeutch 3 года назад +29

      Except, they DON'T put on their disguises when they're sneaking around, they just stumbled everywhere in their robot forms.

    • @awareuat83
      @awareuat83 3 года назад +4

      He was talking in the context of the movie not the theme song. Smh

    • @ShirDeutch
      @ShirDeutch 3 года назад +7

      @@awareuat83 it was a joke smh?

    • @86Fallowcp
      @86Fallowcp 3 года назад +3

      Almost as if they were in a cargo ship and snuck around until they got to Megs. Cant blame him tho, the movie doesn't like to explain

  • @RJKilroy
    @RJKilroy 2 года назад +78

    Most unrealistic thing in this movie is that the Chinese government let the US conduct a military operation on their soil

    • @tomgu2285
      @tomgu2285 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah so true. Why didn't they just use the Chinese military for this scene... But whatever.

    • @davidstinger1134
      @davidstinger1134 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@tomgu2285 Probably because the Chinese didn't have any transformers with them.

  • @guilhermemarinho9861
    @guilhermemarinho9861 3 года назад +291

    It's back! Marcus managed to defeat the copyright overlords!

    • @loganbigmo
      @loganbigmo 3 года назад +11

      I don't think he defeated them, more like they monetized it like the last one, so he gets no income from it.

    • @jordanboyd5587
      @jordanboyd5587 3 года назад +7

      Least he got that sweet sponsorship.

  • @privatehudson516
    @privatehudson516 3 года назад +35

    Back when this movie first came out, TV retail stores literally demonstrate the new TVs capabilities by playing Prime's death clip on them. That fight had countless pixels moving around and there were so many colours contrasting each other.

  • @superpixelwarrior6893
    @superpixelwarrior6893 3 года назад +192

    You know I’m a little embarrassed to have this talent: I have seen the transformers movies so many times that I’m confident that if I am shown a random clip or screenshot from one out of context, I can guess which movie it’s from

    • @damienhouse7706
      @damienhouse7706 3 года назад +19

      My only question is: why have you wasted so much of your valuable time?

    • @comradepancakes2643
      @comradepancakes2643 3 года назад +37

      SAME, i used to religiously watch these fucking movies when i was a little kid and with this movie being my favorite, i am pretty sure i was on drugs

    • @toncho7176
      @toncho7176 3 года назад +1

      Same dude

    • @toncho7176
      @toncho7176 3 года назад +4

      @@comradepancakes2643 Lol this was my favourite one as well when I was 10

    • @coleG112
      @coleG112 3 года назад

      I could probably do that, but only because I've seen every other one OTHER than Revenge of the Fallen, that if I see a clip that I don't recognize it's for sure from ROTF lmao

  • @honestmistake8167
    @honestmistake8167 3 года назад +49

    "one of them's gotta be good"
    yeah, one that isn't directed by Michael Bay: Bumblebee.

  • @ryebread117_
    @ryebread117_ 3 года назад +360

    This movie's script doesn't actually exist. All Bay was given was a set of events they wanted to happen and they dropped exposition to make them connect in some way.
    and it shows, lmao

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 года назад +21

      This genius strategy was later repeated with the Star Wars sequel trilogy.

    • @ryebread117_
      @ryebread117_ 3 года назад +4

      @@ryanm.8720 You're not wrong

    • @cleverpsyche115
      @cleverpsyche115 3 года назад +21

      @@ryanm.8720 No the problem there was that they did write scripts, but they didn't write the whole story first.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 года назад +2

      @@cleverpsyche115 They did, they just threw out Trevorrow's script for Episode 9 for some reason

    • @Luke-3281
      @Luke-3281 3 года назад +1

      @@ryanm.8720
      That’s not true!!

  • @movieblocks9164
    @movieblocks9164 3 года назад +190

    Marcus died for our sins. And our sins are liking his editing.

  • @jerome3941
    @jerome3941 3 года назад +119

    you were literally told to skip it, why would you do this to yourself

  • @alepenagorbe9135
    @alepenagorbe9135 2 года назад +35

    No, see, the spinning around is meant to convey romantic attraction. That's why it's on the conversation between Megatron and Starscream.

  • @shawncarey8927
    @shawncarey8927 3 года назад +339

    Sadly the "why are we in egypt!?" "SHUT UP!" interaction is like the funniest part of the movie, and happened right after the camera cut. Also the next one is at least better than this one

    • @knowledgeanddefense1054
      @knowledgeanddefense1054 3 года назад +32

      Knuckles: “how the fuck did we get to Egypt?”

    • @redroll1935
      @redroll1935 3 года назад +1

      @@knowledgeanddefense1054 Exactly what I was thinking when reading this

    • @cukkucake
      @cukkucake 2 года назад +3

      I really wanted to see their reaction to Optimus killing the Fallen

  • @DefNotStarscream
    @DefNotStarscream 3 года назад +94

    Optimus in the shows: *One of the most kindest guy in the world*
    Optimus in the movies: *One of the most violent guy in the world*

    • @LeftytheGansterGremlin
      @LeftytheGansterGremlin 3 года назад +8

      I always love seeing people react to this brutal version of Optimus.

  • @amberwingtundrawing776
    @amberwingtundrawing776 3 года назад +111

    Imagine the psychological damage these movies would do to a 7 year old who just wants to see the Transformers

    • @ailemasvega
      @ailemasvega 3 года назад +20

      Jake Paul said once that these were his favourite childhood movies.

    • @cobaltroguex
      @cobaltroguex 3 года назад +28

      @@ailemasvega That explains a lot, actually.

    • @cloverdeityhearted8729
      @cloverdeityhearted8729 3 года назад +4

      dont have to imagine it 😔

    • @spoderman0.121
      @spoderman0.121 3 года назад +4

      Lmao I watch theses movies when I was 7

    • @SDfan2002
      @SDfan2002 2 года назад

      That 7 year old was me when this movie came out

  • @Vinthechad
    @Vinthechad 2 года назад +39

    Hearing Marcus talk about Shia's hatred for transformers 2 makes me feel so sorry for everyone who's been in these movies

  • @lukeishere4177
    @lukeishere4177 3 года назад +98

    I’m graduating this week and needed something to distract me from the ever impending stress of life. Thank you

    • @delfo8063
      @delfo8063 3 года назад +7

      Good luck from an Italian professor, your graduation will go smoothly - don't worry.

    • @giovannisantos8259
      @giovannisantos8259 3 года назад

      Same here

    • @lukeishere4177
      @lukeishere4177 3 года назад +1

      @@delfo8063 appreciate it man

  • @michigames1201
    @michigames1201 3 года назад +190

    I’ve waited for this for so long, LETS GO

    • @zman8164
      @zman8164 3 года назад +3

      Same i didn't think they would do another episode

    • @richardwhite8276
      @richardwhite8276 3 года назад +1

      @@zman8164 watch the Previous one it’s so hilarious

  • @GabetheDogeXD
    @GabetheDogeXD 3 года назад +59

    It’s sad to actually be able to see pain in your eyes get worse as the movie continues.

  • @struckmatch3400
    @struckmatch3400 3 года назад +43

    I lost my shit when he said “if anybody’s getting a spin-off it’s me”

  • @PotartOnYT
    @PotartOnYT 3 года назад +78

    To be honest, I’d love Resident Evil picture shows. You guys could actually make those movies actually enjoyable somehow.

  • @brazu9864
    @brazu9864 3 года назад +204

    Who the hell thinks that Dark of the Moon is worse than this one? I've never seen anyone say that.

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 года назад +23

      Its most likely because Ironhide dies.

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 3 года назад +2

      They're all bad.

    • @mr.a-list1272
      @mr.a-list1272 3 года назад +28

      I feel like Dark of the moon is only better because of the Chicago fight.

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 года назад +4

      @@mr.a-list1272 It should've been on the moon, like ROTF started and ending in egypt, AOE started and ended in Hong Kong.

    • @shaunjimbangan1166
      @shaunjimbangan1166 3 года назад

      I do honestly

  • @fart895
    @fart895 3 года назад +55

    If it makes you feel better Skids and Mudflap are killed offscreen horribly in a canon comic book.

    • @TheVirtualObserver
      @TheVirtualObserver 3 года назад +3

      Oh really?! That’s amazing. 😂

    • @imissedthejoke3369
      @imissedthejoke3369 3 года назад +1

      @@TheVirtualObserver Ya they was suppose to be in the 3 one and get killed but they didn’t

    • @Mantis42
      @Mantis42 3 года назад +2

      I'll honor their sacrifice

  • @dr.deadpool5959
    @dr.deadpool5959 2 года назад +14

    8:52 I like how the cat is just sitting there watching them two watching a movie and laughing about it

  • @Vegitodraws
    @Vegitodraws 3 года назад +118

    "One of them's gotta be good"
    "NO! THEY GET WORSE! I'M AT MY LIMIT! WE'RE DONE!"

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 3 года назад +6

      -TO BE CONTINUED

    • @doodlebrain6594
      @doodlebrain6594 2 года назад +1

      I do hope we get more Markus watching transformers but I can’t blame him for never wanting to do this again XD

    • @Vegitodraws
      @Vegitodraws 2 года назад +2

      @@doodlebrain6594 facts, those movies are so bad that they turn good them loop back around to being bad

    • @j.d.t.5761
      @j.d.t.5761 27 дней назад

      Hello from 2024, WE'VE GOT ONE!

    • @Vegitodraws
      @Vegitodraws 27 дней назад

      @@j.d.t.5761 we sure did. I'm so happy bro. I saw it twice in theaters, I almost want to go a third

  • @minaya
    @minaya 3 года назад +225

    I'm just here to advocate for Bumblebee, the only fun and engaging Transformers live action movie ever made.

    • @superxavxii421
      @superxavxii421 3 года назад +19

      Fr tho. I hope they actually watch it and see what a good transformers movie looks like

    • @decadegaming7558
      @decadegaming7558 3 года назад +14

      I WANT THEM TO LIKE IT SO BAD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, it’s really good and the fact that it’s the reboot it just makes it such a breath of fresh air

    • @FoxyChariot
      @FoxyChariot 3 года назад +11

      It was actually decent for a Transformer movie

    • @Just-A-Based-Individual
      @Just-A-Based-Individual 3 года назад +4

      @@decadegaming7558 I had a stroke reading that

    • @bobgenghiskhan1397
      @bobgenghiskhan1397 3 года назад +2

      And The Transformers: The Movie (1986).

  • @kcjc
    @kcjc 3 года назад +85

    I distinctly remember seeing this movie when I was around 11, and I realized not every movie I saw in theaters was going to be good

    • @luigicampo4008
      @luigicampo4008 3 года назад +7

      You realized it while you were watching it or it was a retro-active realization?

    • @pietrocasella2195
      @pietrocasella2195 3 года назад

      For me it was indiana jones 4

    • @tonydub98
      @tonydub98 3 года назад +3

      I was 10 when I saw this movie and it was the first movie that made my dumb kid brain go “man, that was a bad movie” right after I saw it

    • @kcjc
      @kcjc 3 года назад +1

      @@luigicampo4008 it happened when I was watching it. If I remember correctly it began to sink in around the part where the mom eats the pot brownie.

    • @iancruz6617
      @iancruz6617 Год назад

      Wolverine origin. Yea not a lot of good films during 2009 I can remember

  • @jam2335
    @jam2335 3 года назад +33

    I love how it only took 2 movies for Marcus to just break

  • @K1LL3RBURR1TO
    @K1LL3RBURR1TO 3 года назад +80

    I laughed my ass off at the part where they were saying the humping dogs were not funny. The seriousness in their eyes killed me

  • @reahslademhA
    @reahslademhA 3 года назад +80

    The reason his voice is so appealing is the like effortless roughness of it, I can listen to it forever.

    • @DESTRAKON
      @DESTRAKON 3 года назад +8

      Your voice gets like that when you speak from the diaphragm

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 3 года назад +1

      Who, Marcus’?

    • @asherneyland8950
      @asherneyland8950 3 года назад

      I didn’t know how to say it

  • @Zenlore6499
    @Zenlore6499 3 года назад +91

    Cat: “End the movie NOW!” *CHOMP*

  • @xdecatron2985
    @xdecatron2985 3 года назад +232

    Okay, I have to tell you that I legitimately enjoyed the first transformers when I saw it in the theater. But this movie broke me and remains quite possibly my least favorite movie ever. It made me legitimately furious to see stores selling toys to children that promoted this offensive, unfunny horror show of a movie.

    • @Jx2pose
      @Jx2pose 3 года назад +21

      Ok but I like the robot fights

    • @Zapphoman
      @Zapphoman 3 года назад +9

      It was the same way for me. After the first Transformers, I was genuinely excited to watch Revenge of the Fallen. I left the theatre feeling much different.

    • @iamnotthatguy7166
      @iamnotthatguy7166 2 года назад +3

      These movies need more ROBOT FIGHTING AND SHOOTING OTHER ROBOT because that stuff is actually really fun, the further these movies go the less of it there is

    • @danielventura8118
      @danielventura8118 2 года назад +1

      You go social justice warrior

    • @xdecatron2985
      @xdecatron2985 2 года назад +7

      @@danielventura8118 I don’t think that term means what you think it means.

  • @thefilmwatcher1302
    @thefilmwatcher1302 3 года назад +82

    “The only recorded history of our race was contained within the Allspark.”
    …You mean the thing that was shown to still be active earlier in this movie that Sam decided not to tell you about for some reason? The thing that’s *driven the entire plot?*

    • @TheWorldsBiggestFan89
      @TheWorldsBiggestFan89 3 года назад +1

      Was there a book called the covenant of Primus that was like the bible in beast wars, even though Primus doesn't exist in this universe, they would at least have a covenant.

  • @PhyreI3ird
    @PhyreI3ird 3 года назад +127

    Your cat is concerned for your mental wellbeing while watching these. He wants you to stop, and honestly, I respect that.
    It would be so fitting to not even continue past this point, I think it would actually be funnier than reactions to the other movies. Especially seeing how draining it is on you guys.

  • @josephstone4842
    @josephstone4842 3 года назад +60

    I’m tempted to request that they watch more transformers

  • @phoenixfunny4517
    @phoenixfunny4517 Год назад +5

    In his ramblings while at the chalkboard, Sam actually foreshadows the next film by straight up name dropping "the sentinel prime expedition" a character we will find in the next film aboard "the arc" on the moon so thats kinda cool

  • @bobgenghiskhan1397
    @bobgenghiskhan1397 3 года назад +45

    I would definitely watch a full movie narrated by Peter Cullen’s Optimus Prime.

  • @toddybecool
    @toddybecool 3 года назад +30

    "I AM DONE."
    July 2021: dark of the moon uploaded

  • @jackstugan3535
    @jackstugan3535 3 года назад +50

    "We're gonna hope this one works out a little better"
    Me who saw it had copywritten material and was blocked from watching it a few days ago: interesting

  • @polter_z
    @polter_z 2 года назад +13

    Not to mention that Mikaela works at a motorcycle shop, and Sam still gave her the shard that creates evil robots out of vehicles….

  • @adamtwarowski1053
    @adamtwarowski1053 3 года назад +22

    The Revenge of the Fallen is a reference to this video being reposted thanks to Paramount

    • @jaybone2321
      @jaybone2321 3 года назад

      One shall fall, one shall return!

  • @ketz21
    @ketz21 3 года назад +33

    Thing is this used to be my favorite movie...
    Granted I was 6 back then so I was an idiot, thanks for showing the grim reality of one of my childhood movies

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 3 года назад +6

      The actions scenes are very engaging and well directed so it’s understandable.

    • @doodlebrain6594
      @doodlebrain6594 2 года назад +1

      Same this was my favorite transformers movie as a kid

    • @iancruz6617
      @iancruz6617 Год назад

      Mine was transformers 2007. The ironic part my copy of that film broke when transformers revenge of the fallen came out. I remember blooming at transformers 2007 my DVD case and missing it.

  • @PheonyxJay
    @PheonyxJay 3 года назад +54

    Man, Bumblebee is actually a good movie, felt like an actual transformers film.

  • @sonfoku73
    @sonfoku73 2 года назад +22

    Love coming back to this video, never seen Marcus suffer so much before. It's hilarious watching his mind comprehend how such a bad movie could be made.

  • @jacqueslin8178
    @jacqueslin8178 3 года назад +17

    The only good thing I would say about this movie was how they designed, created, and animated Devastator transforming/combining. That was probably the only thing I really liked about it.

    • @nerds-nonsense
      @nerds-nonsense 3 года назад

      you mean you *didn't* like the giant testicle scene??/s

  • @breezingby2611
    @breezingby2611 3 года назад +18

    “That was the bloodiest PG-13 death I think I’ve ever seen”
    Nothing will beat PG rated Raiders of the Lost Ark though

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 3 года назад +48

    "We don't do much reading..."
    Fair. Considering your civilization doesn't have any records to read in the first place.

  • @MandoDin
    @MandoDin 3 года назад +60

    Dear Optimus Prime, at least our species didn't go to war to the point where we destroyed our planet and had to move out to another one

    • @lisshansen1729
      @lisshansen1729 3 года назад +17

      YET.

    • @crikeybaguette4564
      @crikeybaguette4564 2 года назад

      Climate change will destroy it first.

    • @GalvyTheTom
      @GalvyTheTom 9 месяцев назад

      TBF we’re not a species larger than elephants that can literally generate weaponry out of our bodies and reshape them into vehicles

  • @taurinstraiter2325
    @taurinstraiter2325 3 года назад +23

    I hope when they got to watch the 5th movie they say something like "Hey, remember when Shia and Megan were in this? I kinda miss them" I hope that is going to happen.

  • @MichaelsChannel001
    @MichaelsChannel001 3 года назад +56

    Marcus: We're done
    The community: We're done when I say we're done

  • @mmopronick7443
    @mmopronick7443 3 года назад +78

    Hey he finally didn't lose the footage

  • @monsoonofthewindsofdestruc6001
    @monsoonofthewindsofdestruc6001 3 года назад +23

    Please for the love of god do more of these I die laughing everytime