Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - Cosmonaut Picture Show
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The worst part is that the CGI in these movies is legitimately very competent and actually stays fairly high quality throughout these films
You can thank ILM for that. They worked on these movies and Michael Bay was particular with having these Robots feel like they fit within the real world.
It’s genuinely the best thing about these films, which is a shame that everything else about them is terrible
@@cukkucake the soundtracks are AMAZING
I disagree. it's the best part. these movies might not be good or even decent movies, yet I find them to be great entertainment. Great visuals, great sound design, great music. they might not make any sense, yet they are great to just zone out, turn off your brain and enjoy some brain dead fun.
@@moritz505 exactly 💯
The Decepticons are canonically the good guys because they're not racist.
How are the autobots racist?
Transformers 5: Allow me to introduce my self.
@@ridleyformk1244 They're not _actually_ racist but only the Autobots have characters that are racial stereotypes.
They want the humans and Autobots to die and honestly, more power to them in these fucking movies.
Autobots work for the US killitary. Decepticons don't. Knuff ced.
Fun fact: Peter Cullen (optimus voice actor) said in an interview that he didn’t want to say some of the lines
“Give me your face”. Lord that’s character assasination.
“You die yaargh” while ripping off shockwave’s eye with his bare hands
@@wat1614
God so horrible. Poor Cullen.
@@thecollector4332 that line is somehow funny and scary at the same time
Peter Cullen is probably the only person involved in production that actually cared about the source material
I think the worst part about Sam's character, throughout all three movies, is that he only refers to Bumblebee as "his car" not his best friend, not even buddy. Sam is a horrible person who never grew.
Does he even care about the other autobots besides bumblebee and optimus?
@@sp1tf1re9 I think he didnt even care to memorise their names
@@lukalovric2463
He knew ironhide. And for what is worth there’s this cute moment in 3 in which he gives a pat to ratchet while in car mode. One of the few moments of acknowledgment.
The most ridiculous shit he said Bee was "But will always be my first car". Like WHAT?! Is that supposed to be emotional or ironically funny LMAO
@@Commander_Shepard. It's like telling your ex that they'll always be your first so there's no awkward feelings, but it miserably fails.
Marcus: "We're watching Transformers."
Camera *Commits Suicide*
Much like Optimus, the camera will die with each showing, but shall rise again with each video, also like Optimus
The Camera’s an Autobot
@@Slimshadow457
The camera is cliffjumper
True the camera is cliffjumper, my guy just keeps dying
More like:
Marcus: "We're watching Transformers."
Camera: "I'm not."
Fun fact, this movie had an extremely, extremely, basic script. Like, no script.
Nice name lmao
It had a script?
Wasn’t it written during the writer’s strike? I cant imagine that did it many favours.
You can definitely tell
I thought this movie just had a bunch of action scenes with some dialogue in between that kind of explained what was going on.
My favorite part of this entire video is at 17:55 when Marcus off-handedly jokes "We can´t read, ´cause we´re racist caricatures of black people" and then the goddamn "movie" literally makes that the next line.
Cut to defeated Marcus.
"... I was joking"
Perfection.
The worst thing? They got Tom Kenny voicing one of the twits
@@MachineD3vil lol, he did so amazing in animated but they had him voice some of the worst characters in the bay films.
Like it would've been better if they said some shit like "We can't read runes" or "nah that's the old language, we never learned to speak it" but they just went with the race gag
Marcus: “We can’t read because we’re racial caricatures of black people.”
The movies: “We can’t read because we’re racial caricatures of black people.”
Marcus: *Aight I’m gonna just die now.*
15:47 “They’re getting the same camera angles as the romantic duo.”
The fact Micheal Bay indirectly gave Megatron/Starscream shippers fan service with this moment…
bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
love how there is just 4 replies saying "BRUH"
This movie literally didn’t have writers, like that’s not a joke. Or at least all of the writers quit after like a month of production
I heard it was due to the 2008 writers' strike. they anticipated it by getting the writers to make an outline before they went on strike, but it still made us end up with... this.
also that same strike likely caused the amount of reality TV we have now...
@@nickolaiproblem even little 12 year old me felt that movies felt REALLY weird around those few years, whether it was the writers strike or the economy collapsing. it wasnt until this year that i connected those dots and had an "aaaahhhhhhh ok" moment
@@TokuWaffle well reality TV was very much a thing before the strike. Although it was mostly in the form of dating shows. I was such a dating show junkie and there were so many, it was wild. Survivor and Big Brother were very much already established and many reality show competition shows follow their format. I even think the family type shows were popular with The Osbornes and such. Even before all that, there was The Real World on MTV.
Ok, that was kinda a rabbit hole I went down and I didn't mean to and all I really wanted to say was that yes, some more reality shows probably came out of the strike but more so the strike was responsible for killing lots of shows, most notably (for me), Heroes. That was... unfortunate.
I got a screenshot at 420 likes let’s go
I was gonna like your comment but you have exactly 666 likes and I don't wanna ruin it, hail satan!
"We should have watched Resident Evil." That's the most scathing indictment of the Transformers series I've ever heard
And the worst part is, the Resident Evil movies are fucking terrible. Just as bad as these Transformers movies.
@@sebastiancintron29 Resident Evil 1 is decent, horror/sci-fi, and hot women, Resident Evil 2 is goofy and cheesy enough that is fun, yeah thats it
Resident Evil 9:
Jeroh Mormont: "The trinity of bitches"
@@serdirtbagoftheleft4045 9? Thought that was the sixth one? That line did make me laugh, though. Only thing about that movie I actually liked.
Much like the _Resident Evil 5_ song, "Sad But True" basically sums it up. They're both terrible live-action movie series that basically desecrate their source material, but at least the _RE_ series seemed to *try* to care about various characters it took from the games up until the sixth & final movie. It even screwed over fewer of them (until the sixth & final movie) and gave some of them protagonist focus despite its original main character being an unbeatable Mary Sue after the first movie. The _RE_ live-action movies also didn't reveal their director's creepy and otherwise demeaning thoughts, just proved that Anderson loves his wife while beating us over the head with that fact as she killed everything on-screen.
I still feel like I could watch any of the _RE_ movies except for the third or sixth & final one in the background and at least laugh at the dumb bits while occasionally glimpsing something that could have had potential if Alice wasn't so fucking overpowered. Meanwhile, seeing any one of the Bayformers movies even once just seems like asking to suffer, and I am never going to watch the Mark Wahlberg ones unless something literally paid me a lot of money.
@D Moll No they aren't. They are bad in every conceivable way, I literally can't watch scenes one after the other without cringing or getting disoriented by something. No defense, no salvation for these films.
19:24 The pain in which he said "THEY GET *WORSE!"* was hysterical
Dark of the moon and bumblebee: Am i a joke to you?
@@TheMediaStriker Bumblebee is a mediocre movie but let’s be honest not as bad as beyformer movies I rather watch the bumblebee movie
Ahh classic film. True cinema.
Mobilize it its time....
Hey you're here!
Ayo
Here comes JOHNNY
It’s pronounced Kino. 😤🧑🍳💋
Fun fact about the God of War joke: the voice actor for Optimus hated these movies because Optimus was too savage and devoid of a moral center.
Optimus completely brutalized the main villian so that makes sense
Makes TOTAL sense. Optimus (in general and in all continuities) feels like someone who only acts like that when he's pushed to his limit. Always trying every single possible peaceful option before going Kratos because it's the only way left.
Transformers 3 Optimus. K them all!
He has such great quotes as “give me your face!” And “mmm- you die!”
Age of extinction was definitely the tipping point where he completely didn't give a shit 😆
Sam's logic that led him to hand off a piece of the All-Spark to his girlfriend, a mechanic who works around MACHINES all day, is honestly fucking baffling.
I’m pretty sure his brain short circuited after he touched the shard
@@pergys6991 To be fair, if I was dating Megan Fox, I'd give her any alien technology I owned.
@@bleepy013 You’d probably give her me if you know what I mean ;)))))
@@pergys6991 what DO you mean??
The fact that he gave it to her and not Bumblebee, who can just take it to Optimus, is even more baffling. The fact that he moved away from both of them right after giving it to her breaks this fucking movie.
Marcus: *literally dying*
Me : Your pain, it amuses me.
Honestly
My favorite part was when the black robots said that they didn't know how to read. 10/10.
Humans: “Why are you so racist?”
Auto bots: “We learned it from watching you.”
Optimus Prime in the intro like
"Earth: The birthplace of racism."
To be fair, that would explain it, as sad as it might be, plus it would explain why the decepticons arent
In the first movie thats legit what they said. they learned the language in the internet.
Ouch
@@RedFlash117 Can you imagine the Auto Bots talking like Gamers (TM) or COD fans? Shit would make perfect sense with that explaination.
I'm not even ready for their reaction to Mudflap and Skids or Devastator's wrecking ball testicles
@Rayna Carraway He literally has wrecking balls for testicles.
@Rayna Carraway yes. Devastator has wrecking...BALLS
unfortunately the testicles situation didn't happened, i wouldn't mind if marcus kept just the audio for just this scene
@Rayna Carraway there is actually behind the scenes footage of the moment when he presents the very idea to one of his producers. He is nearly beside himself with amusement.
Man, the combiner scene is so cool. The whole mech is awesome looking
And then they ruin it with a testicles joke
I like how the moment the robot farted, the camera went "deuces" and killed itself again.
🤣
🤣🤣
Fun fact: The camera didn't die at the end. They just couldnt watch that movie anymore so they gave an excuse. I dont blame them
Where’d you get that from?
@@DynaMoose me
I like how Marcus’s cat can sense his distress and is trying his/her hardest to help him through it.
He calls the cat a 'he' at the end of the video.
That's Nicky he's a very good boy :)
and in the end chewing on him 😂
Every time he pops up, it's great. His appearance in the first Tall Girl is one of my favorites. 😂
It’s what cats are for.😊
I just can't believe that Tom Kenny is voicing the 3 worst robots in this movie.
Steve Busecmi voices a bum robot in the fifth movie and John Goodman a overweight autobot.
To be fair...he was also on Brickleberry. And Paradise P.D. I think he's in these projects on purpose to prove that he's not perfect.
@@mesousagaby740 he probably wants people to know that he doesn't just do kids stuff as well
@@jacobtuttle4311 The only good adult cartoon Tom Kenny was ever in is Final Space.
@@mesousagaby740 more like voice acting is just a job.
Most unrealistic thing in this movie is that the Chinese government let the US conduct a military operation on their soil
Yeah so true. Why didn't they just use the Chinese military for this scene... But whatever.
@@tomgu2285 Probably because the Chinese didn't have any transformers with them.
Honestly the robot sound design is kinda neat. I always liked the main sound, the one they played over the paramount logo. It's distinct and alien.
I love how when Markus watches a bad movie he starts spontaneously switching between almost asleep, and having enough energy to power a car.
That's just me on the reg
Idk how many people can or can’t tell but it’s because before they watch bad movies they get high asf Lmaoo
@@prophetoffonsi6517 that’s how i watch movies 😂
@@prophetoffonsi6517 is this patreon insider info
@@SSSharpeProductionsshush
She’s a deception.
Literally everyone who’s seen the movie: well
my thoughts exactly lmaoo
It’s a pretender.
I honestly don’t know how they avoided hearing about the hilariously bonkers shit that happens in this movie for all these years 🤣
She's a stinker
@@bennygaray46 Dont lie, we know that you know that you'd smash
8:48 "We are simply war mongering cars." Their complete motivation throughout the entire series
"one of them's gotta be good"
yeah, one that isn't directed by Michael Bay: Bumblebee.
I like how a lot of movie reviewers on RUclips collectively agree the “tighter shirt” joke in this movie is actually pretty funny lol.
How many reviews of Transformers 2 have you watched?
@@sobek6735 at least 3 now, mr Sunday movies ripped it apart and that was fun because they’re Australian. Marcus just did it and I forgot the other one, probably like RLM or something.
This man eats the whole plate.
i dont even get it and i agree
@@spartanxmonster
But is he below the enemy scrotum?
the GMC truck logo having almost as much screen-time as its protagonist is galaxy brain honestly
Yeah legit that is impressive camera work
Love your work Breadsword!!!
yeah
it also wasnt racist
oh, henlo breadsword
Oh sheet it’s breadsword 🙌🏽
"One of them's gotta be good."
Bumblebee was pretty good in my opinion. It's an utter masterpiece in comparison to the Bay movies.
Hearing Marcus talk about Shia's hatred for transformers 2 makes me feel so sorry for everyone who's been in these movies
"We don't wanna watch any more Transformers movies" Well perfect because after all of the rest of them you get to watch a Bumblebee movie.
It's legit super sad that it took them 5 shitty movies to get a Transformers movie right and that's the one that flopped.
@@jorgel.quiroz8862 I know and honestly I don’t blame Marcus for losing hope for the Transformers franchise after 2 movies I would’ve stop watching Transformers movies
@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo third one is better tho. Not good mind you, but way better than this absolute piece of shit.
@@jorgel.quiroz8862 agreed and I can’t believe people keep calling this movie “good” it baffles me people think this movie is good
@@Blue-Apple-fc9eo I get the most enjoyment out of ROTF than any of the other ones, it's just so dumb that I love it
"we should have watched Resident Evil"
I hope you're talking about Resident Evil Apocalypse, and YES, you freakin should have.
them making fun of the Resident Evil Live-action movies would be great
I am the funniest RUclipsr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear alek
@@AxxLAfriku Tommyinit is funnier
@@thereestersheetser543 Who was he referring to though?
@@noviember I honestly love those movies but I do see how bad those movies and how different they are from the games but I do like that even more. It's weird because I grew up with those movies but I also grew up with the RE games so I've grown kind of fond of those older RE things rather than the new RE things.
I lost my shit when he said “if anybody’s getting a spin-off it’s me”
No, see, the spinning around is meant to convey romantic attraction. That's why it's on the conversation between Megatron and Starscream.
"WE ARE DONE"
See you in Dark Moon Marcus lol
Said the same thing 😂😂
Still hasn’t happened 😭
I’m still waiting. Hoping.
@@hcole3201 same
Bump
Can't wait for Transformers: Dark of the Moon - Cosmonaut Picture Show
@@punchcounterpunch9137 How they can be done, they haven't even gotten to TF4.
@@punchcounterpunch9137 why!!??
It's definitely an improvement over this one. Too bad the following movies couldn't improve, too.
I honestly believe that even with 3’s problems, it’s a decent bayformer movie, after that, everything goes downhill except the soundtracks
@@NICKatronMC The Tie in video games are better, and toys too.
Dear Optimus Prime, at least our species didn't go to war to the point where we destroyed our planet and had to move out to another one
YET.
Climate change will destroy it first.
TBF we’re not a species larger than elephants that can literally generate weaponry out of our bodies and reshape them into vehicles
Not to mention that Mikaela works at a motorcycle shop, and Sam still gave her the shard that creates evil robots out of vehicles….
I guarantee you, the next movie is not worse. That’s comes later.
Right dark of the moon is the best one out of the whole live action franchise by far.
@@sakeem5830 yes its literally a fact that it is the most poggers movie in transformers
First one is kind of good, 2nd is pure dogshit, 3rd is passable, 4 and 5 are also dogshit, possibly on par with 2.
@@sakeem5830 Definitely not! The first one at least somewhat resembles an actual movie with a 3 act structure and (albeit cliche, unoriginal and at many times childish) natural plot based scenarios. It's also much shorter and paced pretty damn well considering the others are just a literal clusterfuck of progressive noise onscreen.
5 is the worst imo
Fun fact:
In the comic book adaptation of this movie, it's explained that the female seductress decepticon gets her form from an animatronic Alice from an Alice in Wonderland attraction, which was apparently realistic enough to scan and then change the clothes of to pass as a human being.
Hold up. There’s a Transformers comic series? And they decided to “adapt” the movies into comic? And then they wrote content just as ludicrous as the movies?! Alright
This is real?!
@@j.r.1704 Okay like non-comedic tone here just for information: there’s a whole Transformers comic license yes (Marvel had it, then a smaller indie company called dream wave, now it’s run by IDW)
Just like there’s comics for Power Rangers, Sonic, TMNT (which started out as a comic), GI Joes,…
They have their own continuity (which got a reboot recently) and are quite obviously a lot, LOT better than this shit. (Mainly because humans don’t factor in nearly as much, if at all in the later years where it’s basically just Transformers space stories)
But yes, the movies also got tie-in comics mandated from IDW, so there’s comics meant to fill in the narrative gaps of the films. The films are basically Swiss cheese so there’s a LOT of margin to expand lore and fill in the gaps.. hell the comics have more character development and interesting lore than the movies ever could. Even the adaptations of damn movie (like the 1 to 1 retelling) is better than the movie and removes all the horny / cringe jokes and military fetish. (They’re still there but it ain’t propaganda anymore)
Of course these comics get massively retconned every time Michael Bay decides to make another fuckin movie completely shitting on the continuity and leaving a team of (not joking here) 7 actually capable story tellers/authors trying to actually give all the continuity meaning and cohesion.
While I got your attention and if you read this far, I genuinely recommend the IDW comics from a few years back. There was a series called More Than Meets the Eye. It’s a space adventure series featuring a bunch of Transformers after the war, going on a space quest. It’s fun, has a lot of suspenseful moments, an awesome horror-thriller edge to a few moments, amazing and actually endearing characters and character moments. It’s literally the furthest thing from the Bay movies. I just hate that Bay has devolved this franchise into such a dumb thing in the eyes of many when it actually has a lot of potential and some really genuinely good pieces of sci fi media out there.
@KruzSTUDIO so what happened was, she took Alice's form like ten years ago so she could she up and be the right age now, when Sam is in college, like six months after the original battle with Megatron. See? Easy!
@@Slimshadow457 IDW makes some pretty good comics. The new TMNT run is no joke.
8:52 I like how the cat is just sitting there watching them two watching a movie and laughing about it
I love how it only took 2 movies for Marcus to just break
Marcus *in flawless Optimus voice* "Bumblebee, stop lubricating the woman."
Lmao
lol
@@ThwipThwipBoom I love your name. Great reference and great show.
Dan: "One of them's gotta be good."
Famous last words.
It actually blows my mind that it gets worse than this. Like Michael Bay had to have been trying to make worse movies
The only one that's good is the one not directed by fucking michael bay
2 is the worst because of the writers strike
but they are all bad, so it's like comparing dog shit with horse shit, it's all shit at the end of the day.
If he comes to the ones directed by Michael Bay 3 is the best one
The first one and bumblebee are good and 3 is ok
In his ramblings while at the chalkboard, Sam actually foreshadows the next film by straight up name dropping "the sentinel prime expedition" a character we will find in the next film aboard "the arc" on the moon so thats kinda cool
RIP To the Dark of the Moon reaction 😔
Bad news
All the transformer movies started to blend together after a while imo... 😂
Im glad to say the only movie I watched was the first one while people around me kept saying the rest were "good" 🤣
@@Spongebrain97 10 year old me said they were good, 10 year old me had trash taste
@@Spongebrain97 The 1st and 3rd are surprisingly good. Can’t say the same for the rest though.
RedLetterMedia did a video where they put the first three aide by side and the same beats occurred at the exact same times.
@@chillguy7687 yeah the 1st and 3rd aren’t really that bad just the second one and the other ones are just god awful
Marcus: WE'RE DONE!
Michael Bay: No, we're just beginning.
13:14
You wanna consider the worst part about his dumbass motivation here?!!
HE GAVE _HER_ , Y’KNOW, *THE WOMAN WHO WORKS AT AN AUTO BODY SHOP* , THE ALL SPARK BIT!
Her workplace is _ONE MISTAKE_ from being the ending of Transformers 1.
Ah yes, a film of many great quotes, such as Optimus' most iconic line "Give me your face!"
Wasn't "give me your faith"
@@sebastiansuazo2734 nope
You know I’m a little embarrassed to have this talent: I have seen the transformers movies so many times that I’m confident that if I am shown a random clip or screenshot from one out of context, I can guess which movie it’s from
My only question is: why have you wasted so much of your valuable time?
SAME, i used to religiously watch these fucking movies when i was a little kid and with this movie being my favorite, i am pretty sure i was on drugs
Same dude
@@comradepancakes2643 Lol this was my favourite one as well when I was 10
I could probably do that, but only because I've seen every other one OTHER than Revenge of the Fallen, that if I see a clip that I don't recognize it's for sure from ROTF lmao
I actually like the idea behind Alice - she's a Decepticon whose alt mode is an animatronic, so she can pass for human. That could work in theory, but of course this is a Transformers movie so she's weirdly sexualised and her alt mode is inconsistent. Shouldn't she weigh a tonne and be obviously not organic once you get up close?
There are some lightweight metals. Also we see later in the series (yes I've watched the entire series) that they work more like nanobots and not just regular robots
@@bashfulbreloom9294 The nanobots thing was only when KSI started making their own transformers, wasn't it?
And for some random reason the idea of transformer becoming human concept is never seen again in later films I mean Transformers Animated sort of redeemed this concept despite it ended a month before this film was released.
They're called Pretenders, popped up way back in G1. We were also supposed to get Headmasters in TLK but that didn't materialize for some reason.
The Decepticons have Terminators. They blew it by not bringing in more.
Every time I watch this Marcus’ excitement over the Naruto poster gets me
Love coming back to this video, never seen Marcus suffer so much before. It's hilarious watching his mind comprehend how such a bad movie could be made.
you missed the best part where Optimus "enlightened noble leader" Prime defeats the bad guy by saying GIVE ME YOUR FACE and then ripping it off
Optimus "Castor Troy" Prime: "I want to take his face...off."
“We have lived among you, hidden.”
When the Decepticons are hidden!😳
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Please for the love of god do more of these I die laughing everytime
Fun fact: this movie happened when Hollywood went through a writers strike. This shit was scuffed before they even knew what to film lmao.
I watched every Transformers movie on the hope that eventually, *eventually* the dinobots would appear. And when they did? Boy, was it NOT WORTH IT
Whatever, Dinobot Charge fucking rolls and was worth it
It may have been the most disappointing part of all the Transformers movies for me.
My only problem with the Dinobots is that they weren’t used very well after Age of Extinction. Other than that, they looked badass. Michael Bay’s Grimlock is one of my favorite versions, in design. Number one will always be Fall of Cybertron’s Grimlock for me.
There was only four of them I really wished the velociraptor that had skittle and M&M color appeared at least.
@@ericbanks8062 Basically they were Hulk in IW
Marcus died for our sins. And our sins are liking his editing.
Who else is here because the Dark of the Moon video got blocked and you need content
Here 😭
You can really tell Micheal Bay just googled “Transformers” and was like ok cool robots cars and I’ll just add whatever I want to make it work😭 like I feel this movie is the most unhinged and most further away from actual Transformer lore
Imagine the psychological damage these movies would do to a 7 year old who just wants to see the Transformers
Jake Paul said once that these were his favourite childhood movies.
@@ailemasvega That explains a lot, actually.
dont have to imagine it 😔
Lmao I watch theses movies when I was 7
That 7 year old was me when this movie came out
Optimus in the shows: *One of the most kindest guy in the world*
Optimus in the movies: *One of the most violent guy in the world*
I always love seeing people react to this brutal version of Optimus.
I am so sick right now and my throat is killing me but I can't stop binging these videos and putting up with the pain
Hopefully it doesn't hurt to laugh too much.
Honestly sad that RUclips took down the Dark of the Moon vid. 😔
Edit: Nvm it’s back up. 🥳
Edit 2: And it’s been removed, again. 😭
One of the worst ways you could do a combiner is give them junk, it’s not charming, it just ruins yet another character
i mean a huge naked greek monster i think is fine, but the way they focused on it's balls was a bit much
What are you talking about? It's the most appealing feature, I already got my pre order in for the Dna kit with the enemy scrotum for my studio series devastator
That’s due to the 2007-08 Writers Strike 🪧
For those who grew up with G1Transformers, don’t tell me you were actually digging these design, like I really hope they reboot the series
@@vortektor I mean... Bumblebee is a reboot. And the only good live action film because it’s not made by Michael Bay but instead someone competent at his job.
There is such a stark contrast between Sam and Bumblebee's relationship and Charlie and Bumblebee's relationship in the MUCH better Bumblebee solo movie. Sam treats Bumblebee like an object or a pet, and Charlie treats him like an equal. What I'm saying is the Bumblebee movie has the heart that the Bay movies just....don't.
Also, Nicky is just chilling on Marcus' lap; it's great. We love a good Nicky cameo.
That and I'm almost positive Charlie was like maybe a few scenes away from becoming a canon robotfucker...and honestly it probably ne the closes thing to healthy romance in this shit show movies.
@@angrybronyi dont think she actually loved him like that
@@angrybrony Not every relationship has to be sexual, unless we talk about Jack and Arcee from Prime now that had a bit of sexual tension.
@@gamechanger8908 Arcee was just fucking everyone in that show
@@gentlesnot1864 Remember when she caressed his face?
Fun fact: This movie didn't have a script.
Okay, I have to tell you that I legitimately enjoyed the first transformers when I saw it in the theater. But this movie broke me and remains quite possibly my least favorite movie ever. It made me legitimately furious to see stores selling toys to children that promoted this offensive, unfunny horror show of a movie.
Ok but I like the robot fights
It was the same way for me. After the first Transformers, I was genuinely excited to watch Revenge of the Fallen. I left the theatre feeling much different.
These movies need more ROBOT FIGHTING AND SHOOTING OTHER ROBOT because that stuff is actually really fun, the further these movies go the less of it there is
You go social justice warrior
@@danielventura8118 I don’t think that term means what you think it means.
Fun fact: this movie didn't have a plot until the 2008 screenwriters strike ended. They only wrote the action scenes in between, without a cohesive story tying them together. They wrote the "plot" afterwards, to try and make those scenes make sense.
Yes.
That makes so much more sense
Lot of misinformation in the comments about the writing so I’ll just clarify for people unaware, a basic plot (pretty much just a synopsis) was written before the 2008 writers strike, Michael bay began filming before the writers could return to finish the script, meaning some scenes in the movie are just complete gibberish because there was literally nothing written
And this isn't something new either. Die Hard and Iron Man were being made with barely a script, but thing is, Bay doesn't write for the life of his
@@86Fallowcp the only thinkg fun about the movie is the action really, at least the action wasn't bad
@@kamilewarner7597 tbh, rotf had some really good action, even if half of it wasn't readable (Bee vs that red Con)
I remember watching this movie with my mom and by half way through we both just couldn't hide our disgust for the brother bots.
Watching Marcus get put through the absolute gauntlet of emotions like here is why I sub’d, in the first place 😂😂😂
This movie's script doesn't actually exist. All Bay was given was a set of events they wanted to happen and they dropped exposition to make them connect in some way.
and it shows, lmao
This genius strategy was later repeated with the Star Wars sequel trilogy.
@@ryanm.8720 You're not wrong
@@ryanm.8720 No the problem there was that they did write scripts, but they didn't write the whole story first.
@@cleverpsyche115 They did, they just threw out Trevorrow's script for Episode 9 for some reason
@@ryanm.8720
That’s not true!!
I'm just here to advocate for Bumblebee, the only fun and engaging Transformers live action movie ever made.
Fr tho. I hope they actually watch it and see what a good transformers movie looks like
I WANT THEM TO LIKE IT SO BAD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, it’s really good and the fact that it’s the reboot it just makes it such a breath of fresh air
It was actually decent for a Transformer movie
@@decadegaming7558 I had a stroke reading that
And The Transformers: The Movie (1986).
17:16 I remember seeing this in theaters when it came out and people actually cheered when they said Obama
Also, does it make it better or worse that one of the racist autobots are voiced by spongebob?
Your cat is the fallen 😂
Back when this movie first came out, TV retail stores literally demonstrate the new TVs capabilities by playing Prime's death clip on them. That fight had countless pixels moving around and there were so many colours contrasting each other.
It's back! Marcus managed to defeat the copyright overlords!
I don't think he defeated them, more like they monetized it like the last one, so he gets no income from it.
Least he got that sweet sponsorship.
10:29 it look like the cats about to drop one on Marcus😂😂
The 3rd one is actually the best one. 4 and five is where they really fall off
I never understood why the cube shard made natural Decepticons when being a Decepticon is a choice made by the robots in cannon. It would have made more sense to make robots that had no allegiance rather than randomly psychotic throwaways.
it was explained in the canon of the first movie that when they're newborn from the cube they're basically wild animals running on instinct born immediately into a chaotic scene so they lash out
@@rubberwoody If that's true, that would have been the best time to introduce those more off shoot transformers like the dinobots and insectacons.
If it makes you feel better Skids and Mudflap are killed offscreen horribly in a canon comic book.
Oh really?! That’s amazing. 😂
@@TheVirtualObserver Ya they was suppose to be in the 3 one and get killed but they didn’t
I'll honor their sacrifice
Its been way too long. We need Cosmonaut Picture Show Transformers 3. D:
12:10 is this what Michael bay thinks critics and good directors are like
I distinctly remember seeing this movie when I was around 11, and I realized not every movie I saw in theaters was going to be good
You realized it while you were watching it or it was a retro-active realization?
For me it was indiana jones 4
I was 10 when I saw this movie and it was the first movie that made my dumb kid brain go “man, that was a bad movie” right after I saw it
@@luigicampo4008 it happened when I was watching it. If I remember correctly it began to sink in around the part where the mom eats the pot brownie.
Wolverine origin. Yea not a lot of good films during 2009 I can remember
"One of them's gotta be good"
"NO! THEY GET WORSE! I'M AT MY LIMIT! WE'RE DONE!"
-TO BE CONTINUED
I do hope we get more Markus watching transformers but I can’t blame him for never wanting to do this again XD
@@doodlebrain6594 facts, those movies are so bad that they turn good them loop back around to being bad
It's like the camera itself was so shocked about how bad the movie was that it committed Seppuku.
7:38
I'm imagining the scene in the Flash show with the tornado that he stops in the first episode by running around it, but they're the tornado and Michael Bay just has a massive camera while running around them
I’m graduating this week and needed something to distract me from the ever impending stress of life. Thank you
Good luck from an Italian professor, your graduation will go smoothly - don't worry.
Same here
@@delfo8063 appreciate it man
11:12 “...These robots are so big but so good at sneaking around!”
Yeah, Marcus....they’re Robots in Disguise! It’s in the theme song! They had TWO shows with that name!
Except, they DON'T put on their disguises when they're sneaking around, they just stumbled everywhere in their robot forms.
He was talking in the context of the movie not the theme song. Smh
@@awareuat83 it was a joke smh?
Almost as if they were in a cargo ship and snuck around until they got to Megs. Cant blame him tho, the movie doesn't like to explain
Can’t forget the Sam doesn’t just give his girlfriend he supposedly really cares about this shard that makes transformers, he does this knowing she works in a shop full of motorcycles that could easily become decepticons if the shard wanted to do a little trolling again
Even being in the radius of machines like motorcycles would be enough to put Megan Fox's character in danger. All it would take would be for her to wear it as a necklace as she's working a chopper and boom, she's dead.
I like that the camera itself revolted against Transformers 2
AND your cat was trying to protect you from watching it
Bumblebee is pretty good. Despite it being a remake of the Iron Giant.
Yes, Bumblebee was good.
"the deceptacons were not racist like the autobots"
"The autobots literally came to earth from a waring planet"
*Me starting to think MB was subtly trying to make autobots a metaphor for white colonialism
*checks literally any interview with MB - yeah probably not
Thinking there was any subtext is giving Michael Bay too much credit
i mean transformers existed before these movies so
from what i remember in the old show and some comics arent the autobots war criminals if this was explained in the movies let me know i stopped at the fourth one
@@memeinquisitor9171 hell forget subtext, there wasn't even any text. This movie didn't even have a script lom
Michael Bay's head is nothing but: _hell yeah, America go boom boom on those suckers_
Can’t believe we missed their reaction to the “Give me your face” line
These are so perfect, I can't believe YT didn't bother notifying me about this!