Patrick's worst take yet

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 125

  • @Seallypoops
    @Seallypoops Месяц назад +152

    I like the idea that patrick is only talking to his son in Huttese

  • @breadley111
    @breadley111 Месяц назад +149

    Patrick is a being of pure hate, if ever he learns to love he would dissolve like cotton candy in water.

  • @NatetheAceOfficial
    @NatetheAceOfficial Месяц назад +110

    Immediately with the "Blastoise is open carry." Jacob, please, stop before my ribs break, I cannot breathe.

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 Месяц назад +59

    The high heels was a look into jacob’s mindscape

  • @emeyerls12
    @emeyerls12 Месяц назад +77

    I miss old astrogoblin, before their anti-bulbasaur grift phase

    • @jackstewart2258
      @jackstewart2258 Месяц назад +16

      Yea this woke astro goblin pushing thire charzard agenda is killing comedy

  • @Goose683
    @Goose683 Месяц назад +42

    no joke trying to build a lego set together blind would be really entertaining

  • @cptvictor9579
    @cptvictor9579 Месяц назад +39

    Congrats to "I want to cover the credit content did you know bees have 3 eyes on top of they head..." for finally achieving your goal

  • @cat_jk00
    @cat_jk00 Месяц назад +26

    Hey guess what this is the best channel on RUclips i love you little freaks

  • @Callum840
    @Callum840 Месяц назад +37

    Eddie Burback about to hunt Patrick down for his Rainforest cafe heresy

  • @leopoldbloom4296
    @leopoldbloom4296 Месяц назад +11

    Every single AI-generated image I've ever seen has the exact same "look" as the unsettling, rapid-fire dreams I have one or two hours before waking up. As upsetting as it is fascinating, and thankfully quickly forgotten

  • @cptvictor9579
    @cptvictor9579 Месяц назад +15

    As a fellow Californian, I would also like to separate from people who take pride in Disneyland

  • @LordSkunk707
    @LordSkunk707 Месяц назад +28

    Do I smell a Hon Jolland collab coming on?

  • @xlr20ice
    @xlr20ice Месяц назад +22

    nice callout to the 3 eyed bees guy on patreon

  • @MarioofSevenStars
    @MarioofSevenStars Месяц назад +2

    We all know Patricks Trigger word is Heat!

  • @bw4708
    @bw4708 Месяц назад +20

    If my Patreon money goes towards buying Jacob a Max Reebo minifigure it was money well spent

  • @Flashgio
    @Flashgio Месяц назад +4

    I’m renting a projector from my landlord; he wanted me to test it so I threw up the first video on my phone… immediately regretted blasting their Deviant Art chat on the 10 foot screen with massive speakers

  • @CyborgBirdie
    @CyborgBirdie Месяц назад +1

    imagine having Jacob for a friend but still trying to get your kid into star wars. Patrick is truly lost.

  • @jackstewart2258
    @jackstewart2258 Месяц назад +8

    Bulbasor is littarly better than the other 2 in every conceivable way and is consistently better in competitive

  • @CrazyFireFerret
    @CrazyFireFerret Месяц назад +8

    Jet Li requires you to lube up that joystick for smoother control.

  • @mooseyfate777
    @mooseyfate777 Месяц назад +5

    I bet AstroGoblin could get Gary Busey for an episode. It's probably less expensive than that Star Wars Sail Barge LEGO set.

  • @ZeSnark
    @ZeSnark Месяц назад +5

    As a cross country runner from Cali it was bizarre hearing a Mt Sac shoutout lol

  • @MegaCalder
    @MegaCalder Месяц назад +3

    DeviantART was my stomping grounds back in its "prime". What have they done to my deviant????

  • @The_Nibblonians
    @The_Nibblonians Месяц назад +24

    Given his views on women, it makes sense that Patrick fought for the Taliban.

    • @Lagera88
      @Lagera88 Месяц назад +1

      underrated comment

  • @quicksandbuddy
    @quicksandbuddy Месяц назад +4

    9:35 The AI gave Nick Nolte Oswald Cobb's club foot from The Penguin

  • @PizzaPocket69
    @PizzaPocket69 Месяц назад +5

    Starting this with "Bulbasaur sucks" hurt my heart. He's just a little guy 😭

  • @TheRumpletiltskin
    @TheRumpletiltskin Месяц назад +4

    i would watch all 3 of you put together lego.

  • @halfhero
    @halfhero Месяц назад +3

    Jacobs strong anti porn stance is always a cherished visitor to the channel

  • @cinemasaur
    @cinemasaur Месяц назад

    "the high school sophmore on the field trip school bus maneuver"
    Jesus, Charlotte coming in with the most firebrand statements about youth culture

  • @madninja52
    @madninja52 Месяц назад +2

    First words, taking back my money.

  • @dfdedsdcd
    @dfdedsdcd Месяц назад +3

    Everyone knows Shadowman is the best starter.

  • @spacedproduction4084
    @spacedproduction4084 Месяц назад +1

    The Patrick curse is my enjoyment.

  • @SlickAstley_TV
    @SlickAstley_TV Месяц назад +2

    Didn't expect to see Joe Wood in the thumbnail. He's looking good!

  • @chanman4rings
    @chanman4rings Месяц назад +2

    5:48 missed opportunity to use Jeb's "Please clap"

  • @xakaryehlynn4749
    @xakaryehlynn4749 Месяц назад

    love the rainforest death progress bar

  • @coby6128
    @coby6128 Месяц назад

    I was a fun house live member when it was first on YT and now I’m here for asrtrogoblin and I refuse to let my favorite channel die 🎶wouldn’t t it be Nice🎶

  • @Rchi69
    @Rchi69 Месяц назад +2

    i just spit up some water when jet li got tripped up mid air and face planted into those boxes @8:40

  • @TheThirdAVB
    @TheThirdAVB Месяц назад +1

    I don't know if you guys are looking for another Herb stream idea, I feel like building Legos w/o instructions herbed up would be a fun watch

  • @ArcaneStrain
    @ArcaneStrain Месяц назад +1

    Jesus, 3 seconds into the new Astrogoblin video and Charlotte is DEAD to me. 😡

  • @Brovovius
    @Brovovius Месяц назад

    All the little Return of the Jedi musical stings were killing me, well done. DUN. DUN. DUN.

  • @eurosonly
    @eurosonly Месяц назад

    Jacob has the happiest claps.

  • @Zero_Zone.
    @Zero_Zone. Месяц назад +2

    Comment for Al Gore Rhythm.

  • @papeccavi
    @papeccavi Месяц назад +1

    Watching the news for Nick Nolte the next few weeks

  • @nicholasstockler
    @nicholasstockler Месяц назад

    I grew up in the shadow of Mt. Sac.... and I do take pride in Disneyland.

  • @bobstinker2074
    @bobstinker2074 Месяц назад

    this gmaeplay loop is incredible. patrick is a true GAMER

  • @brettoakes
    @brettoakes Месяц назад +2

    Wow you guys are killing a lot of people with this one

  • @pudgyfolds2186
    @pudgyfolds2186 Месяц назад +2

    Oooohh oooh pls play the Buffy games. They were actually really good

  • @yuuki2467
    @yuuki2467 Месяц назад

    Bulbasaur is the best starter for the first two gyms since they are Brock (rock) and Misty (water) which Bulbasaur is effective against

  • @williamowen4758
    @williamowen4758 Месяц назад

    Love yalls content!

  • @KenTheSith
    @KenTheSith Месяц назад

    “If deadpool can say then so can we!” That’s the exact thing I said to my friend at work in the cafeteria the day after it came out.

  • @fatsobackup
    @fatsobackup Месяц назад

    im late but shout out jacob for surviving the Mt. SAC invitational, ran cross country there and that run fucking SUCKED

  • @Red-sp3lv
    @Red-sp3lv Месяц назад +4

    Progressive Insurance 👴

  • @codybishop7526
    @codybishop7526 Месяц назад

    So art of Patrick making out with his own mustache

  • @themartianVA87
    @themartianVA87 Месяц назад

    Bulbasaur was my first starter, so I have a soft spot for the moldy frog.

  • @zetsubanned4308
    @zetsubanned4308 Месяц назад

    Patrick's hat looks like it fell into a vat of chemicals that turned it into the supervillain Dirty Hatty

  • @rustyshackleford3233
    @rustyshackleford3233 Месяц назад +1

    Sqirtle squad represent.

  • @McRaeWritescom
    @McRaeWritescom Месяц назад

    I guffawed at the "Clap For Me?" line. algorithm algorithm algorithm comment is slightly longer so the creators get 0.00000069420% more engagement.

  • @Electricdynamite
    @Electricdynamite Месяц назад

    Blubasaur gets Leech Seed and is boss because of that.

  • @RasteriseVFX
    @RasteriseVFX Месяц назад

    Jacob is correct. For the SoCal XC survivors Mt. Sac was the greatest ambition you could hope to achieve. Poop Out Hill claimed many of my friends

  • @michaelbreeze9548
    @michaelbreeze9548 Месяц назад +1

    That title has some promises.

  • @izdapwn
    @izdapwn Месяц назад

    Cool The Crow shirt, Patters, ya'll should watch the new Crow movie and talk about it on the astropod!

  • @michaelw2030
    @michaelw2030 Месяц назад

    Actually I think i heard the creator of Veggie tales is pretty based! Which is a relief because I love the Cheeseburger song unironically.

  • @Ovetupp
    @Ovetupp Месяц назад

    I miss the old astrogoblin, the one before I watched this one.

  • @ryansilver4212
    @ryansilver4212 Месяц назад

    I was in the year of CC he’s talking about, wasn’t lying 😅

  • @Generalized615
    @Generalized615 Месяц назад +1

    I know im getting baited but, Venusaur is the best of the original starters by a landslide, in game and in competitive. Charizard is good every once and a while due to stuff like megas or gigantimax but they keeping shoving it new forms because its a fan favorite and is bad

  • @A_Man_Possessed
    @A_Man_Possessed Месяц назад

    "The soldiers can't get tired..." so true Biden God bless

  • @RaizenDarchlight
    @RaizenDarchlight Месяц назад

    "Aahlaskaa" 12:24

  • @monkeybot666
    @monkeybot666 Месяц назад

    Wonderful!

  • @woshiaddy
    @woshiaddy Месяц назад +1

    Bulbasaur is the best for catching Pokémon and early gym leaders not some pvp sweat like Squirtle and Charmander.

  • @VoodooSockMonkey
    @VoodooSockMonkey Месяц назад

    I'm Ground Control but I always make sure to engage with these excellent click bait previews

  • @kschaugaard
    @kschaugaard Месяц назад

    Not even a real PS2 controller? I thought ya'll were gamers!

  • @dylanj00
    @dylanj00 Месяц назад

    Im in my way to pick up Charolote’s bulk items. Im in PA so it might be a while

  • @MacRay14
    @MacRay14 Месяц назад

    Everyone knows Bulbasaur is the worst starter

  • @BloodySpike
    @BloodySpike Месяц назад

    My dad loves terrible British movies for no reason other than them being from England. I distinctly remember him forcing me to watch The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill but Came Down a Mountain as a child. I recall nothing from the experience aside from being immensely miserable throughout while my dad laughed at every corny joke

  • @jackmonkey123
    @jackmonkey123 Месяц назад

    Whoo Mt. SAC mention! Go Joe Mounties! I'll be in the cold hard ground before I recognize Rizzly the Grizzly. 🇺🇲

  • @enrkm85
    @enrkm85 Месяц назад

    Comments are underrated.

    • @enrkm85
      @enrkm85 Месяц назад

      But really, Comment Now!

  • @sa7ier
    @sa7ier Месяц назад

    Whoa there, Turbo

  • @gerardoleon8643
    @gerardoleon8643 Месяц назад

    Amazing

  • @gravejello2331
    @gravejello2331 Месяц назад

    MT SAC MENTION RAHHHHHH

  • @kingfish4575
    @kingfish4575 Месяц назад

    What is that keyboard???😂😂

  • @thalunizz21
    @thalunizz21 Месяц назад

    Hilarious take.😂

  • @baileyyeager1376
    @baileyyeager1376 Месяц назад

    I can excuse his perversity, but I draw the line at this. U subscribed!

  • @DerangedCoconut808
    @DerangedCoconut808 Месяц назад

    Make Patrick play Drake and the 99 dragons.

  • @djmroom
    @djmroom Месяц назад

    Ah, famous licensed by Sony Cipon controllers

  • @eurosonly
    @eurosonly Месяц назад

    Blastoid open carries
    Lmao

  • @matticusthegreen6725
    @matticusthegreen6725 Месяц назад +2

    Please play Buffy

  • @scoopmacgooter4123
    @scoopmacgooter4123 Месяц назад

    I ain’t imagining my J.O material when I got the internet, what am I a primitive?!

  • @marblown
    @marblown 7 дней назад

    Someone tried to tell me bulbasaur is the best because of how easy they make the first few gyms… i never wanted to tell someone your dumb more.

  • @theedgeinshow
    @theedgeinshow Месяц назад +1

    Harry Caray >Jet Lee

  • @satori3000
    @satori3000 Месяц назад

    Was doing to say Nicholas Brendon is clean now, which he is, but apparently he assaulted his gf 3 years ago, so 😬

  • @dodoublejd42
    @dodoublejd42 Месяц назад +1

    bulbasaur is by far the best starter. It's the strongest grass/poison by far and is way more useful for beating gym leaders. Such a bad and wrong take you got me to comment good job. ( edited for right type )

    • @Generalized615
      @Generalized615 Месяц назад +1

      It's Grass/Poison but yeah

    • @NottherealLucifer
      @NottherealLucifer Месяц назад

      I don't let my Bulbasaur evolve, on the off chance that I actually choose it as my starter. Bulbasaur is adorable while its evolutions are disgusting and ugly bastards that I absolutely hate.

    • @leopoldbloom4296
      @leopoldbloom4296 Месяц назад +2

      @@NottherealLucifer "He strikes me as a pervert" -Julia Lepetit on Venusaur, 2023

  • @amaworm
    @amaworm Месяц назад

    💚

  • @asfdasdful
    @asfdasdful Месяц назад +2

    CANCLED

  • @suitedpanda3108
    @suitedpanda3108 Месяц назад

    12:36 wait was it me?

  • @davidbyrnes8541
    @davidbyrnes8541 Месяц назад

    Dave wuz here

  • @dylantheriault3481
    @dylantheriault3481 Месяц назад

    Eww Patrick you made the comments section stinky :(

  • @mud64209
    @mud64209 Месяц назад

    🎉

  • @AdamTonita
    @AdamTonita Месяц назад

    Let me donate. I need super thanks.

  • @Sean.Turtles
    @Sean.Turtles Месяц назад

    Constipated

  • @jaimethesnake3284
    @jaimethesnake3284 Месяц назад +1

    Bulbasaur is absolutely the worst starter, toxic energy.
    Nick Nolte is probably the best starter.

  • @Blecco
    @Blecco Месяц назад +69

    What the fuck I'm un following.

    • @thewormkingalex
      @thewormkingalex Месяц назад +4

      I'll unfollow and refollow to disrupt the algorithm.

    • @enrkm85
      @enrkm85 Месяц назад +1

      I thumbed down for the principle.