@@KevinBower-gy5be let's not hold that against you, it's not your fault your born in Eng__n_, En_la_d, _ngla_d, sorry, I can't even write it, but you know what I mean.
Anybody mind a sketch that was set in a bar in the olden days and one guy pulls a knife and he says "is that a chib i see before me" and a policeman comes in and huckles him away. been trying to find it for ages
It's wee Johnny he's got a big STAUNER! LOL. Victor just about has a stroke and takes a whole bottle a pills LOL. This shoulda been somwwhere in Still Game or atleast a parody of it that'd huv been hilarious, wee Tam Jr or somethin like that.
@@colinlinskey9678 My bad. I should have known since Winston and Tam stayed exactly the same between Chewin’ The Fat and Still Game. How could I have been so stupid as to think this was Victor McDade?
"Noo yer granny knows" kills me every time 🤣
"It's wee Joey. He's got a big... stauner! Get the coats, we need t'get over there!"
Haha you always got threatened with your granny did you I hated it
Even his wife “Karen Dunbar” is laughing inside when he says it that’s the end of all.
Nearly killed the granda as well
That's gold !
0:57 Karen Dunbar nearly folds with laughter😂😂😂
A STAUNER!!! WHY HUV YOU DONE THIS TAE US?!?!? 😂😂😂😂😂 NOO YER GRANNY KNOWS!!! 👏👏👏😂😂😂😂
@@Acor I wonder why folk have tae repeat parts o the script
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
YHYH 💥 TIDY 💪🏻 …….
Wee Johnny, He's got a big stauner!!!! 😂😂😂
"why have you done this to us?!"🤣
“Ye dirty wee b*sterd!” has me buckled every time
Only in the melee of Scottish comedy does this work, no where else.
Agreed. It's genius writing and acting. It's like the Scottish Father Ted. Greetings from a Sassenach.
@@KevinBower-gy5be let's not hold that against you, it's not your fault your born in Eng__n_, En_la_d, _ngla_d, sorry, I can't even write it, but you know what I mean.
@@kevinbaird7277 I do, my friend. See you Jimmy :) I'm married to an Ayrshire lassie, by the way). Scotland the brave. All the best.
@@kevinbaird7277 I don't think he was having a go pal ;-)
I'm laughing at this,and Still Game, in the East of England 🤣🤣🤣
Loved the next scene when the police arrive hahaha "he's nae son eh' mine!
The way Grandad grabs his chest 😂
That’s Jack from still game absolutely brilliant
@@flipsideaddict3247 victor
😂 right! His reaction is the best part!
If you watch it closely they almost burst out laughing a few times lol
Yeah I have said this they look like there gonna start laughing 🙈
The granda wishes he could get a stauner 😂
“Noo yer Granny knows”!😂 Lol.
I'm from the South of Scotland and now know what a stauner is 😂
literally a 'stander'
Fabulous
I love how they treat it as if he had gotten a serious injury haha.
Hardly, they 're treating mare like he's been lifted and in the jail! LOL
What? They're treating it as if he's a criminal
NOOOO YER GRANNY KNOWS!! 🤣🤣🤣
One of the best skits from chewing the fat
Onlythebest
That and the ice cream van 👩🦳🤵♂️🤵♂️🍦
😂😂😂😂the Scottish banter ehh canny beat it 😂😂😂😂
@Michael O Donnell Here you, ya wee soap-dodger! :-D
0:40 A STAUNER!!!!! WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TAE US?!
He was in the year above me at school 😂 it's from a Christmas special ep maybe 2003/2004
Haha what school?
Did he ever get a stauner in class??
@@PurePessimism very noncey
I dont think it was that early cause I mind watching it on new years or Christmas with my family but I was born in 2004 so
31st December 2002.
Its the facial expressions and body language that does it for me!
Ironically, at ma age, if ah get a Stauner I'M the one phonen' round folk tae let them ken! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
um 71 and jist spilt ma fekin cocoa watching this.
This comment made me laugh almost as much as the video
Aw man it needs the bit at the end with him getting taken by the screw's 😂
Love this skit. This show helped me laugh during a very hard time a couple years ago
Did you get a stauner?
@@PurePessimism ...yes lol
@@AceLM92 Nice to know this show helped people during bad times :-)
Hope ur in a better place now.
@@UxJ7 thanks and yes I am
I die when am the gran says get the coats
aye, his dad also shouts "he`s deed tae me!" its f**king hilarious XD
NOO YER GRANNY KNOWS!!!!
What lovely parents 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We really need part 2 when the girlfriend, grandparents & police arrive.
Seeing how this was filmed back in the early 2000's, if that lad's still got the same stauner, his baws wouldae exploded by noo!
what series and episode is the rest of the sketch?
I'd love to see the rest of it 😂
Aye av seen this as well it wraps it up lol
I've been looking for it for ages can't find it anywhere
This is why British comedy tops American
why hiv you done this tae us :))
this is just so funny. chewing the fat is one of the best sketch shows ever. better than little britain.
Can't believe you've compared it to that crap.
LIFT THAT CUISHIN. PICK I' UP!!
Ah mind watching this on the telly, ma wee cousin, who was about 6 at the time asks "Whits a stauner?"
American here, didn't know what a stauner was.
@@SpencerLemay boner
@@SpencerLemay Could ye no huv guessed fae the context and the dialogue? ;-)
@@SpencerLemay So called because of the way it stauns oop.
The father could win an academy award for this
0:55 NOO YER GRANNY KNOWS!!!!!
The full segment for this bit would have been a lot better than just the first part of it
Brilliant he's got big stauner love it they do all look like there gonna laugh in scenes 🙈 comedy genuis at it's best just love Karen Dunbar though 💕
These are hilarious.
Amazing!
This is what we all thought would happen to us as teens of sombody saw your stauner lol
Now yer granny know !! hahaha
Scottish comedy...... Nothing like it ever.......
Absolutely brilliant
Kid had a big part, one word. "No".
Haha he's got a stander!
1:02 Hello Victor. Where’s your moustache gone?
Where's the rest of the sketch? The polis ends up the house arrestin the son.
what series and episode is the full version on?
HE'S DEAD TAE ME!!!
Anybody mind a sketch that was set in a bar in the olden days and one guy pulls a knife and he says "is that a chib i see before me" and a policeman comes in and huckles him away. been trying to find it for ages
Watching in 2022
Just in Scotland 😂😂😂🏴🏴🏴🏴
That's me with the pills! He's got a big stonner! *Gasp* 😂
Nae way 😂😂😂 "noo yer granny knows"
NOW YE GRANNY KNOWS!!!
Hes got a pure big stauner lol haha
NEARLY 2020 BRILLIANT
Hilarious😂😂
He's Got a Stauner, I'm Phoning Police!!!
Noo yer Granny knows!
"We need to get over there!!" Lol, and do what?
i cried laughing ,i loved chewin the fat ,the karen dunbar show and still game
Kids, turn the smut off AND cover your stauner.
Why have I never seen this
Get the coats!
Do people get arrested for having a stauner..
get the coats lmao
He's got a what
Never heard it called that before
The pillow was cotton and not silk. We've all been there. Was IKEA an advert.
Why do I think that's Victor from Still Game as Stauner Boy's grandad....
Because it is. The dad is Jack.
This is fucking gold😂😂😂
This is good, lol
I'm pretty sure this was written by Iain Connell and Rab Florence of Burnistoun fame
Thats so funny. Loved that show
@BeautyMadeEasyx He was only in it for a few episodes, he played the guy who joined big boab and iona's band and tried to go with iona.
Magic.
There's was a similar situation when my brother was found half a foot inside the dug
Shocking , it even made the news , for shame 😮
How huv a never seen this part ae chewin the fat afore.. bloody brilliant so it is!! :D
Scottish first part of the comment then English second part
this is alot better than that other vid of this part, Lmao it gets funnier aswell when his girl friend uncle and Police come round xD
This isn't on the boxed set of Series 1-4 so I presume this was on a Christmas / New Year special. Can anyone confirm ?
WDH59510 it's a hogmany special
Were can I find the full one Were the police take hime away 😅
This skit cracks me the hell up every time.. Awe man, why not show the complete skit? 🥺
The dah goin mental hahahaha
Naoo yer Granny nerrrs!
why have you done this to us😂
i love the last part of this clip, shame its no here, "he`s deed tae me!!" classic lol
Am fucking howling
It's wee Johnny he's got a big STAUNER! LOL.
Victor just about has a stroke and takes a whole bottle a pills LOL.
This shoulda been somwwhere in Still Game or atleast a parody of it that'd huv been hilarious, wee Tam Jr or somethin like that.
Victor - Wedding Car - Bridemaid on his knee - Stauner joke - close enough?
WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TAE US?
Having Victor McDade show up was the best part of this for me.
It ain't Victor McDade character, e.g. he hasn't got a moustache
@@colinlinskey9678 My bad. I should have known since Winston and Tam stayed exactly the same between Chewin’ The Fat and Still Game. How could I have been so stupid as to think this was Victor McDade?
I almost had a heart attack!
@itscarsonandmilne aye. I just admired it for a bit then it just went away.
NOW YER GRANNY KNOWS
HERE YOU GO
EPISODE 9 ON NETFLIX
LIFT THAT CUSHAN
What is a stauner and explain this scene to me. Many thanks
Boner.
Hard on
Hard on
Chub
Thunder cock
Wank handle
Stiffy
Twig & berries
Tent pole
Cock rocket
What season is this and episode
Was AJ Soprano the special guest star that week?
'Why have you done this tae us?!'
Is the granny the one who plays Francis in still game?
No.
Here what episode is this
The stauner boy is now in River City rofl!
what series and episode is the rest of the sketch?
Uh, okay... in Glasgow, a stander is a perv who waits outside school fences. A stauner is a stiffy.