Crackpot Religions Ltd.

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

Комментарии • 89

  • @markwilliams7712
    @markwilliams7712 7 месяцев назад +2

    "If you love a bit of love the neighbour (and who doesn't now and again)"

  • @BlizzardOfTheCoast
    @BlizzardOfTheCoast 17 лет назад +31

    "I'm starting a war for peace"
    Nice dig at Lennon.

    • @lenp00
      @lenp00 Год назад +3

      Warring for peace is like f*cking for virginity!
      😂😂😂

    • @paulsarnik8506
      @paulsarnik8506 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@lenp00Not as good as making love in a canoe! 😮🤓😎✌🏻🇬🇧

  • @yagtaluda
    @yagtaluda 13 лет назад +38

    "You have won tonight's star prize, the entire Norwich City Council!"
    "I've got one already."
    They just don't write 'em like that anymore. Pure comedy gold.

  • @simplulo
    @simplulo 10 лет назад +23

    "Peace? I'd like a piece. Know what I mean, know what I mean? Say no more, nudge nudge."

  • @SecretStar5810
    @SecretStar5810 13 лет назад +7

    This is so ahead of its time man, so in tune with the world, even today....fucking brilliant

  • @NerfedFalcon
    @NerfedFalcon 10 лет назад +46

    Everyone's thinking it, I'm just saying it:
    Scientology.

    • @hughesministry6910
      @hughesministry6910 7 лет назад +1

      NerfedFalcon is that the lunatic religion

    • @FALL-LAFF-7477
      @FALL-LAFF-7477 6 лет назад

      And not counting to every single religion in the world with a lot of extremist in there...

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle Год назад

      @@hughesministry6910 It's all of these religions quite frankly. Except the Ozzy guy, I think he's too chill for them.

  • @edaines
    @edaines 16 лет назад +5

    i love the python's obscure manner of attacking religion.

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 6 лет назад

      Smarter than anything an atheist can strum up.

  • @dharmaseed
    @dharmaseed 15 лет назад +5

    Basically...Eyyyyyeeee...belieeeve...in...peace...annnnd, bashin'..two bricks togethahhh!

  • @MaryE171
    @MaryE171 17 лет назад

    LMAO!!!! I've been looking for this for AGES. Thanks for posting!

  • @Blastfromthepastchannel
    @Blastfromthepastchannel 12 лет назад +8

    my grandfather was on the Norwich city council back then...

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад +6

    You chose hymn 437.....
    Oh Mrs Collins, you had eyes on the coffee machine but you have won tonight's star prize; The Entire Norwich City Council!
    I've got one already!
    (strangle from HELL)

  • @murielsartre
    @murielsartre 16 лет назад +5

    My favorite lines:
    "I've got one already!"
    "Well, we don't have none of that tat!"
    "If you like a bit of 'love your neighbor' (and who doesn't now and again), then see Vera and Cecily during the hymns."
    ::snerk!::

  • @SL33VE
    @SL33VE 7 лет назад +16

    3:26 "I'm starting a war for peace." Is this a jab at John Lennon?

    • @sobymarat9727
      @sobymarat9727 7 лет назад +4

      I think this is a jab at every religion ever

    • @daRiddler32
      @daRiddler32 6 лет назад +1

      SL33VE yes, yes it is. I wonder if John ever saw it?

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 6 лет назад +3

      @@daRiddler32 likely John saw it, sneered initially and maybe chuckled at it later on.

    • @daRiddler32
      @daRiddler32 6 лет назад +2

      Acidic Æsthetics no doubt. As George Harrison said the spirit of the Beatles lives on in Monty Python

    • @daRiddler32
      @daRiddler32 6 лет назад

      @PJ Scotland the round glasses and Liverpudlian accent say you're wrong.

  • @txaunis
    @txaunis 16 лет назад +3

    nunca habia visto este sketch y me ha parecido uno de los más ácidos de estos humoristas ingleses GORA MONTY PYTHON!!!

  • @jackson76724
    @jackson76724 Год назад

    I never realised that there were so many classic Monty Python skits😂

  • @GirGir183
    @GirGir183 10 лет назад +5

    They seemed to be obsessed with lounge suites.

  • @SASR
    @SASR 14 лет назад +1

    I love this sketch. John Cleese in the Naughty Religion bit reminds me of Sean Lock a bit.

  • @nobrainQQ
    @nobrainQQ 13 лет назад +2

    "money for the rich" LoL this guys are very clever... and funny;

  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 7 лет назад +7

    5 dislikers can't tell an Archdeacon from a Reverend.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 16 лет назад +2

    Well, I've been in the Catholic church, and I'm SURE there's at LEAST one Gumby at the Vatican.

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад +2

    Bishop of Dulwich: Norman
    Archbishop of Australia: Bruce (Brucie) Beer
    Bishop Sarah
    Archbishop Gumby: Bashing 2, bricks together!
    Archbishop Shabby: Raising polecats for peace!
    Archbishop Nudge: Peace? I like a piece!

  • @feuer0402
    @feuer0402 14 лет назад +2

    Haha I love Australian bishop Bruce Beer!

  • @dharini09
    @dharini09 6 лет назад +2

    Palin looks so good in drag. Wonder why took very few of those roles. Maybe he looks too good.

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 6 лет назад

      Or maybe Graham would snatch them from right under his blouse.

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад +3

    I thought it was like......
    "Piece (Peace)? I like a piece!....."
    Blah blah and I can't understand what's next.

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад

    Oh Mrs Collins......
    Looks like you had eyes on the coffee machine but you have won tonight's star prize; The Entire Norwich City Council!!!

  • @manuelcosta90
    @manuelcosta90 15 лет назад +1

    Well, considering the person had somewhat of a resemblance to Lennon, I think maybe that was the point.

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад +5

    Naughty Religion: If you like abit of love your neighbour....
    No Questions Asked Religion: ....no questions asked.
    Lunatic Religion: Believe in the power of prayer to turn the head purple!
    The Most Popular Religion Ltd: ...for the human soul. (all lies)
    Cartoon Religions Ltd.: Think of us, as pure friends!

  • @DonPeyote420
    @DonPeyote420 6 лет назад +3

    3:27 - that's a parody on Lennon, right?

  • @rudiecantfail13
    @rudiecantfail13 17 лет назад

    Archbishop of Australia XD haha love it

  • @67Rec
    @67Rec 14 лет назад

    @OrontesRM it certainly did

  • @shaalis
    @shaalis 13 лет назад

    the random slap makes this

  • @murielsartre
    @murielsartre 16 лет назад

    I'll bet he loved it, too.

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад +1

    (cough)
    Oh blimey.....
    I'm raising polecats for peace! (cough)

  • @aartvegan
    @aartvegan 15 лет назад +1

    Why haven't I seen this skit before? Aarghh

  • @dharmaseed
    @dharmaseed 17 лет назад

    You chose hymn 437...fucking brilliant!!!

  • @RescoeZ
    @RescoeZ 17 лет назад +1

    for those who know that the cartoon at the end was cut short due to 'offensive' material, if you listen carefully after the cartoon priest nails his head, you can just hear him say 'now' because he was supposed to continue talking. Anyone elso notice that?

  • @lfeli001
    @lfeli001 15 лет назад +1

    Terry Jones is always a great loony.

  • @cartmann94
    @cartmann94 13 лет назад +3

    Thanks to this sketch, I used to believe for a long time that Rio Tinto was a spanish wine lol

  • @pressureworks
    @pressureworks Год назад

    Will hope for the luxury caravan

  • @critter7052
    @critter7052 8 лет назад

    Nyuk nyuk nyuk!! :)

  • @Paumonsu
    @Paumonsu 18 лет назад

    xDDD bueeeno

  • @iancurtis1152
    @iancurtis1152 8 лет назад

    4:39 Kevin Rudd ha ha ha

  • @Mitrovah
    @Mitrovah 14 лет назад +1

    is this Monty Python Flying Circus or some other Monty Python Series?

  • @charlesmarsh9608
    @charlesmarsh9608 Год назад

    Classic

  • @Gr300w
    @Gr300w Год назад

    Love the adjective: “crackpot” religions. As opposed to all the dinkum ones.

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад

    (cough)
    Oh blimey.... I'm raising peace for polecats!!!!

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад

    Our prayers will be used to turn the head PURPLE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад

    I didn't notice that, but when I saw the full video (it was here but was taken out), at the last part where they fast forward everything for those who had missed the show I saw one part of after that cartoon priest. What was the offensive material you said?

  • @netzahuacoyotl
    @netzahuacoyotl 10 лет назад +6

    Rich people and crumpet over 16 can enter free

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад

    Archbishop Nudge is funny but I couldn't catch what he was actually saying. Does anyone know what he was saying?

  • @pockypurse
    @pockypurse 17 лет назад

    Woah! xD Palin abuse!

  • @Stephie2007
    @Stephie2007 17 лет назад

    that's funny!

  • @OrontesRM
    @OrontesRM 15 лет назад +1

    did scientology exist at the time?

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 6 лет назад +1

      (Quick Google search)
      Sadly, yeah.

  • @francesjarvis3479
    @francesjarvis3479 7 лет назад

    I would join the Naughty Church.

  • @angelitaarguelles9427
    @angelitaarguelles9427 Год назад

    nudge nudge again

  • @dharmaseed
    @dharmaseed 13 лет назад

    @Novazi74 I've got one already!

  • @ericburow6436
    @ericburow6436 Год назад

    If you think about it, this is a parody on the megachurch of today. Maybe they were being prophetic back then.

    • @squeakhawk01
      @squeakhawk01 4 месяца назад

      Nah, religion has always been a racket to make money. The American televangelists just said the quiet part out loud.

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад

    (strangles)

  • @vigo894
    @vigo894 12 лет назад

    Yeah, and don't forget Kabbalah.

  • @toonguy85
    @toonguy85 15 лет назад

    Isn't there a real BRUCE Beer?

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад

    "I'd like to tell a moment by me, and this dissociates our church from these, frivolous, and offensive religions. We, are primarily concerned with what is best.....
    (phone rings)
    'Ello? Oh..... (picks up newspaper).... Well how 'bout Allied Breweries?...... Alright but keep for Rio Tinto.
    (puts down phone)
    ..... for the human soul!"
    Haha! I doubt he was meaning that!!!

  • @anonUK
    @anonUK 14 лет назад +1

    @Dodo251
    It's a mickey-take. You are allowed to take the proverbial out of people, no matter how talented- remember that John Lennon was still very much alive and his public pronouncements had been a bit odd ever since he had met Yoko Ono.

  • @MrPjw5
    @MrPjw5 10 месяцев назад

    As a practicing member of the Cartoon Religion, I am deeply offended by this sketch.

  • @CAZekany
    @CAZekany 14 лет назад +1

    Why are old British cartoons so scary?

    • @Saint_nobody
      @Saint_nobody 6 лет назад +2

      Because they used American cartoonists?

  • @paulsarnik8506
    @paulsarnik8506 11 месяцев назад

    The Divine Loooney Archbishop didn't sing the sacred hymn! 🎵de de de DEEEE🎶. De de de DEEE de🎵... 🤓😎✌🏻🇬🇧

  • @yep480
    @yep480 15 лет назад +1

    No.

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад +1

    (strangles)

  • @Novazi74
    @Novazi74 16 лет назад +1

    (strangles)