Cartman Gets Hooked On Monkey Fonics - SOUTH PARK
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- Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
- Cartman's Mom gets Cartman a present to help him win this year's spelling bee. "Hooked on Monkey Fonics" comes with a live drumming monkey and learning tapes.
"Hooked on Monkey Fonics" S03
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INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - DINING ROOM - NIGHT
Cartman is sitting at the dining room table finishing dinner
with his mom.
CARTMAN'S MOM
Look, Eric! Mommy got you a present!
CARTMAN
A present?! Is it a rocket racer?! No let
me guess! It's a Frog Man Dave Doll! No
wait, I know, it's a Police Power
Chopper!
CARTMAN'S MOM
No, I got you something that's going to
help you win the big spelling bee
tomorrow!
CARTMAN
Mom, I'm not gonna win the spelling bee.
I never do.
CARTMAN'S MOM
This year's gonna be different! Look!
She pulls out a large box which reads 'Hooked on Monkey
Phonics.'
CARTMAN'S MOM (cont'd)
I got you 'Hooked on Monkey Phonics'!
CARTMAN
What the hell is Hooked on monkey
phonics?
CARTMAN'S MOM
It's a new way to learn how to read and
spell. And it comes with everything you
need to help win that spelling bee!
She puts the box on the table and opens the lid. She pulls
out some audio cassettes, some books, a little drumset, and a
monkey.
MONKEY
Wagh!
CARTMAN'S MOM
It says we just put the cassette into a
tape player...
She puts one of the cassettes into a small cassette player
and presses play.
TAPE VOICE
Welcome to hooked on Monkey Phonics!
Level 1. I will read the sounds, and the
monkey will keep the beat. If your monkey
arrived in the box dead, call 800-555
4500 to get a new monkey. Ready? Let's
begin!
The monkey walks over to the drumset, sits down, and picks up
the drumsticks.
TAPE VOICE (cont'd)
(In rhythm)
The learning monkey is here to say, that
reading is easy and its okay!
Suddenly, the monkey starts drumming to the beat.
TAPE VOICE (cont'd)
Work with the monkey and you will learn,
to spell hard words like Morbid and Fern.
Start with card 1, ready begin-
Cartman's mom holds out one of the cards. It reads 'CH -
CHALK'
TAPE VOICE (cont'd)
C, H. CH. CHalk.
CARTMAN
Ch CH- CHALK.
TAPE VOICE
Good, card 2! T, H, TH THERE.
CARTMAN
T, H. TH- THere! Hey this is easy!! I'm
gonna win the spelling bee for sure,
mom!!
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The way Cartman keeps looking at the monkey is hilarious!! He has his doubts!!😂😂😂 🐒🐒🐒
Then later when it's just beating off
😆😅🤣😂
@@InfectedChris yup
It looks like they both have their doubts
😂 😂 😂 can’t imagine
South Park without cartman
The "WAH" at the 0:32 kills me! 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The monkey mean muggin Cartman at 1:12 for not singing along cracks me up
I love Liane's little dance at 1:00. She's adorable! ❤️
Isn't she just?! No wonder many guys wanna have sex with her!
She really is! I wanna give her a hug!
She looks like my Mom
This is hands-down, my favorite episode out of the first 3 seasons. “Hooked on Monkey Fonics” is a great episode for Cartman, and Kyle fans. Definitely a must-watch. Fonics Monkey is hilarious! He also lead to my favorite Kenny death.
İ love this episode so much ❤️❤️
“fonics monkey killed kenny!” “...you’re damn straight he did.”
flapjack that’s my favorite part of the episode!
@@JMAR_GAMES Mine too. Though I always find it really unsettling the way kenny gets murdered by the monkey
This, prehistoric ice man, the one where Shelly babysits Cartman, and spooky fish are the best episodes of the first three seasons.
I died when they said if your monkey is dead call customer service XD
"hey timmy for your 4th year birthday i got you hooked on monkey fonics!"
"WHY IS IS IT DEAD?!"
Is it just me, or did it seem off-putting when Cartman didn't flip out or do something horrific when his mom didn't get him a toy that he wanted?
Early season Cartman was more tame
Think he was curious about it
He was too bewildered by it to be upset
Honestly, a monkey is pretty dope in itself, especially one that can play drums
Dream can I ask what the hell is your profile picture
0:44
If your monkey arrived in the box dead, call...🤣
Hahaha the solo timing when cartman says he is going to win!!
Epic
1:00 I like how Liane vibes with the song
Lol the way that monkey jumped out the box 😂
I miss old South Park, episodes were so simpler then
Tadhg Kearins It’s called evolution. It happens to us all. Had Trey and Matt stuck with the old style, we’d all complain about how they aren’t doing anything fresh.
Lexington Deville84 is he fr askin to bring that old style back?
@@LexingtonDeville984 haha ok simp
@@getscared14 hes a simpleton
@@LexingtonDeville984 evolved to be trash, thank god the post covid special was good tho.
I love how enthusiastic his mum is about the monkey lol
Idk why but South Park's nostalgia is the equalivilent to every children's show you remember watching way back when. I wish it never ended.
South park is still going on
@@quranmccoy5884 it ended after season 23
It ended after Randy got a farm and again after PC principal replaced Victoria.
monkey : 🥁 🐒
cartman : 👁👁
Stan: "Oh my god! Fonics Monkey killed Kenny!"
...you’re damn straight he did!
Brandon Fox
You damn straight he did!
Kyle: “YOU BASTARDS!”
0:32 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’d love to get that learning aid, you know so I can get a monkey 😂😂😂
The best payoff is when Phonics Monkey helps him during the spelling bee.
This is probably the funniest part of the entire series.
That was cute
Watch the Kyle parts of the episode.
When the monkey jumps out and grabs the set ....sides ded...lmao....
When Cartman gets older, he learns how to spank his monkey. Bad Monkey !
The tape anticipated that Cartman wouldn't answer immediately...
Wish we gotten more of Rebecca (from this episode) in more future episodes after this.
Cartman be like "monkey phonics yeaaaa"
Cartman’s mom sounds so different...
She had a different voice actor back than she sadly passed away 😭😭😭
@@isabelerhart9523 She committed suicide from what I recall....damn
@@Christian23724 that's what he was alluding to, but you have zero tact and couldn't just let it be implied
@@Christian23724 with a shotgun no less. god damn. depression is a hoe
@Kyel ! You're right...November 10, 1999 was the air date of this episode, she shot herself November 11, 1999 - I only remember because I remember Trey Parker saying in a commentary she killed herself. I had no idea prior to hearing that commentary. Sad shit...
Season 3 is one of the best ever. I miss these days!
I find 0:23 so funny for some reason
I lose my shit every time that little guy starts playing.
Lmao the way the monkey jumped out of the box 😂
I never not laugh at that
@@BlandBandit makes sense
Cartman my favorite character in South Park.
Monkeys have brains too.
Eric has got to be one of my favorite characters. I feel bad for him.
Haha I don’t he’s a sociopath😂😂
@@tommy1283 not his fault
@Golden Knight if you actually watched the show it's the people around him putting it on his mind
I feel so old I was in high-school when this aired.
You're not Hank Hill. Hank Hill was an adult selling propane and propane accessories when this aired, and he has too much honor and sense of personal responsibility to lie about his age I tell ya hwhat. Don't besmirch his good name with your falsehoods, or I'm gonna kick your ass you hear me you jiblethead?
How about the fact kids that watch this video now will have no idea what a cassette player is 🤬
I feel ya man. I was fifteen when the very first episode aired.
@@TheJoeSwanon They'll never know the joy of having the tape get snagged on something, pulled out of the cassette, and having to roll it back inside the cassette.
@@Synathidy Born in 96 and still had that issue when I went through my dads mixtapes. Also getting mad at family who never rewinded VHS tapes after watching a movie.
I love Eric's mother, I wash she was my mom !! 🥺🥺
She is pretty great
@@isabelerhart9523 ikr? Her voice is do smooth too 😊 he's lucky ! If I was his place, I'd try my best to make her proud ! 😌
Alex Alison same 😁😁
Alex Alison
If not for sharon marsh, she would probably be the best parent out of all 4 boys
You'd want a single mother who gets ran through by douchebags and is on the cover of crack wh*re magazine? 😂
This was always such a good episode
0:23 He talked without moving his head.
What the hell is hooked monkey fonics
💀💀💀
One of the best names of any episode of any show
0:23 dat face
1:13 Monkey: bruh...
I need one of these.....
glad this episode is getting a clip posted its underrated as fuck
Hooked on monkey phonics worked for me!!!!!!
LOL so nice
I was just watching this episode yesterday 🤣🤣🤣
When is the new season dropping?
peacockk That would be nice.
i really thought cartman was gonna do something bad, i didnt expect him to be so passive.
Not everyday your mum purchases you a drum playing mokey that helps you to spell. Is one of those situations that even somebody like cartman could be like "what the h is happening?"
“I’ll put the cassette in the cassette player” The fact the I watched this original episode and knowing kids now will scratch their head watching that part makes me feel incredibly old 🤬
Calm down grandpa cassettes aren’t that old
They just keep a monkey in a box like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This episode was sooooo fucking hilarous
Never get bored to Rock beyond the soul
The way he said "WTH is monkey phonics" 😂
If your monkey arrived in the box dead
Hooked on monkey fonics also helped me spell.
...What the hell is hooked on monkey phonics?
😂
I still can't believe this channel is alive.
that is one cool-ass learning method
Hahaha 😹
le monke
I lowkey want hooked on monkey fonics
This ep introduced me to dio
Someone call the dead number and see what happens 😂
🐒 🥁
Omg old southpark
South Park 2020 is gunna be AWESOME!!!
IKR 😃😃😃
케니 사랑해ㅠㅜㅜㅜ동글이들 너무 귀여워🙆♀️❤
I called the dead monkey number and it sent me to a hospital. Yiiiiikes
Monkeyz better go eat bananas.
why did tolkien hit kenny? he did nothing wrong 😭
1:13 to 1:15 “agem”
1:13 to 1:17 AGEM
I hated spelling bee stuff at school lmao
Spelling monke
CREEPERS VS ZOMBIE
Tu no lo sabes, te estoy vigilando
Desde la distancia me estoy acercando
Soy una sombra y tu no te das cuenta
Hola, ¿qué tal...? Date la vuelta!
Bum!
Llegó la hora de volar
Acercate a mi porque vas a explotar
¿Qué me vas a hacer? ¿Qué me vas a morder?
Todo el mundo que me ve solo sabe correr
Vacas, caballos, pollos y ovejas
Quiero cenar tu cabeza en bandeja
Mira como tu cuerpo se aleja
Se han acabado las quejas
La batalla ya ha empezado
En un mundo muy cuadrado
Creeper y Zombie a linea de fuego donde sangre derramo
Eh, eh, mírame de frente
No me escondo, te deparará la muerte
We, eh, dentro del mundo de minecraft si que puedo valerme
La batalla ya ha empezado
En un mundo muy cuadrado
Creepers y Zombies a linea de fuego donde sangre derramo
Eh, eh, mírame de frente
No me escondo, te deparará la muerte
We, eh, dentro del mundo de minecraft si que puedo valerme
Si te enfrentas al zombi, es que estás loco
Quieres matarme, golpéame en el coco
Nunca voy solo, siempre a compañado
Los rayos del sol, nunca me han gustado
Será mejor Creeper que te quites, del camino
O te como el intestino
Tu cara es de chiste, no repliques, he vencido
A la mierda el explosivo
Me ven aparecer y del camino se quitan
Gritan cuando explotan como palomitas
Excitate, ven que coma tus tripas
Chica vente, serás mi comida
No te muevas si estás en la cueva, no queda salida
Estoy en cada esquina si la noche avecina
No necesito cocina pa' cocinar tu carne viva
La batalla ya ha empezado
En un mundo muy cuadrado
Creepers y Zombies a linea de fuego donde sangre derramo
Eh, eh, mírame de frente
No me escondo, te deparará la muerte
We, eh, dentro del mundo de minecraft si que puedo valerme
La batalla ya ha empezado
En un mundo muy cuadrado
Creepers y Zombies a linea de fuego donde sangre derramo
Eh, eh, mírame de frente
No me escondo, te deparará la muerte
We, eh, dentro del mundo de minecraft si que puedo valerme
Yo no tengo brazos pero no me hacen falta
Solo un cabezazo, con eso ya me basta
Llámame pirómano, el que todo lo devasta
No sería tu amigo ni aunque me pagaran pasta
No hay nada que pare esta trombra
Te van a caer meteoritos como bombas
Eso que vuela no se llama avión
Eso que vuela es un Zombie Volador!
Bienvenidos al ritmo del zombie
Chica ven aqui y mueve el pompis
También le meto autotune como Stephen Hawking
Te desmonto como un playmobil
Acércate, explótame
Brum, Brum, Brum
Vas a perder delante de to' RUclips
Acércate, explótame
Brum, Brum, Brum
Vas a perder delante de to' RUclips
La batalla ya ha empezado
En un mundo muy cuadrado
Creeper y Zombie a linea de fuego donde sangre derramo
Eh, eh, mírame de frente
No me escondo, te deparará la muerte
We, eh, dentro del mundo de minecraft si que puedo valerme
La batalla ya ha empezado
En un mundo muy cuadrado
Creepers y Zombies a linea de fuego donde sangre derramo
Eh, eh, mírame de frente
No me escondo, te deparará la muerte
We, eh, dentro del mundo de minecraft si que puedo valerme
I don't have monkey in my house.
You don't have a house
@@PlayNiceFolks, yes I have a house.
That monkeys a mini Keith moon
You used to be able to mail order live monkey's through the mail late 50's mid 60's.. no joke, look it up.lol
Hahaha
That monkey is a good teacher
I wish it was real
I’m going to win the spelling bee for sure mom!
Classic 😂
first episode of south park i watched
spelling 🐝
I just want a fonics monkey set just for the monkey
Hola noce si hay alguien que habla en español pero estos son episodios nuevos osea del 2020?
I want a phonics monke
those were such innocent times. the 'before' time...
Rebecca Custwald was based on the 1997 Scripps Howard National Spelling Bee winner Rebecca Sealtfon, who always put her hands over her mouth between saying each letter. Both of the Rebeccas were homeschooled.
I want the monkey now hes so adorable
Do maaaacaaaaacooooooooooooooooooooo
That monkey is kewl
I see South Park, I instantly click to watch..
unlike most drummers out there... this monkey can keep the beat.
Asburgers
Azzburger ??? wait i need the monkey
@@patrickmylifemyrules love you too hun
@@stevewalker412 bruh hes mine
*IN PARADISE*
What else happens to the monkey-ohhh it kills Kenny
When cartman sounded like cartman
We need South Park more than ever. With this year being a fucking disaster in America, the newest season would be the best yet.
The first time i wstched this episode i was high as balls and lost my shit for like 15 minutes cause of the way cartman says "what the hell is hooked on monkey fonics?"