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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  3 года назад +1097

    Oopsie Poopsie

  • @101Snipeshot
    @101Snipeshot 3 года назад +1469

    That IT story. Hardcore embarrassment being the only reason all that crap even happened. Shame really because the district could have learned so much on how to improve their security. I mean essentially the kid did the job of a white collar hacker for them for free.

    • @gal704
      @gal704 3 года назад +37

      I agree that he had good intentions but the security flaws he discovered could only have happened if someone had that GM key. If you possess that key and you lose it I have seen people fired for that due to the cost of re-keying every door it opened.

    • @rapakillthefirst3714
      @rapakillthefirst3714 3 года назад +47

      @@gal704 actually not exactly, as OP says he ordered the MGK from the net. A possible invasor could just research the manufacturer of the locks from the school district and do the same as him. That's why in a corporate system, master keys are never allowed because it can be a huge vulnerability for the whole company.

    • @gundampharmacist7348
      @gundampharmacist7348 3 года назад +25

      @@rapakillthefirst3714 Yeah, people like Deviant Ollam (a professional penetration tester - someone who gets hired to test security at facilities) go into great detail about how ridiculously easy it is to get the biting codes for keys - and that's presuming the key isn't some generic key used by manufactures that can be bought in bulk for as low as a few bucks.
      Actual, GOOD security takes a lot of thought and effort.

    • @FG_Remastered
      @FG_Remastered 3 года назад +39

      He should've counter-sued them for emotional trauma and slander. All he did was point out their problems.

    • @vgamesx1
      @vgamesx1 3 года назад +17

      @@rapakillthefirst3714 You don't even need to research the manufacturer, I recommend everyone check out the LockPickingLawyer and you'll quickly discover that most locks are fairly overrated and the vast majority of them can be easily opened by low skill attacks like rakes/shims/impression tools or picked open in a few minutes with a little experience.

  • @naveej
    @naveej 3 года назад +179

    that IT Lady was butthurt to the max that a bored kid took out the whole 'IT-Security' Instead of being grateful that he pointed these flaws out she wants to press charges and make him pay? This type of stuff is how proper IT people make 6 figures. there is a reason for their high salary. granted that they do their job correctly, not like here- well done OP

    • @gideonunger7284
      @gideonunger7284 3 года назад +4

      Something pretty similar happened to me and my friends in highschool. We were a pretty good it highschool as well but our it teacher sucked. We had screens for substitute teachers and Infos out but it had typos and was down constantly. 2 friends of mine took out the SD cards of the raspberries that powered the screen fixed all problems and Bugs and put them back. They worked perfectly for half a year before the school found out and the it teacher wanted to press theft charges. The principal wouldn't allow thank God.
      One of those guys just did his master's in it security with Daniel Gruß as his professor. (the guy who discovered spectre and meltdown)
      The other guy mostly does drugs but also works in it.
      I did get my revenge at the it teacher though. Since he was to lazy to tech (often not even showing up for class) we were not prepared for the new country wide graduation exam. So he just handed out all the solutions.
      I told the school board and principal.
      A new graduation test had to be made for the entire country bc of him and he got at least in some trouble.

  • @thetableoflegend9814
    @thetableoflegend9814 3 года назад +265

    I’ll be honest, the OP from the IT story is brilliant.
    But in perfect teenage fashion, didn’t think about the fact that what they’re doing is so illegal

    • @nature_fiend777
      @nature_fiend777 3 года назад +2

      it’s obviously bullshit

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 3 года назад +23

      @@nature_fiend777 that’s what I thought until he showed court records

    • @arilovesbingus8626
      @arilovesbingus8626 3 года назад +4

      @@nature_fiend777 19:20

    • @gideonunger7284
      @gideonunger7284 3 года назад

      Something pretty similar happened to me and my friends in highschool. We were a pretty good it highschool as well but our it teacher sucked. We had screens for substitute teachers and Infos out but it had typos and was down constantly. 2 friends of mine took out the SD cards of the raspberries that powered the screen fixed all problems and Bugs and put them back. They worked perfectly for half a year before the school found out and the it teacher wanted to press theft charges. The principal wouldn't allow thank God.
      One of those guys just did his master's in it security with Daniel Gruß as his professor. (the guy who discovered spectre and meltdown)
      The other guy mostly does drugs but also works in it.
      I did get my revenge at the it teacher though. Since he was to lazy to tech (often not even showing up for class) we were not prepared for the new country wide graduation exam. So he just handed out all the solutions.
      I told the school board and principal.
      A new graduation test had to be made for the entire country bc of him and he got at least in some trouble.

  • @soulgazer11
    @soulgazer11 3 года назад +438

    That IT story has got to be my *favourite* TIFU story *EVER.* And I'm not even done listening to it.

    • @SilverFang2789
      @SilverFang2789 3 года назад +40

      Imagine getting punished because you exposed how severely shitty your school districts security is.

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 3 года назад +15

      @@SilverFang2789 Um yeah, I could. It's usually called _Whistleblowing_

    • @knightfellnightna8231
      @knightfellnightna8231 3 года назад +12

      @@danielseelye6005 to whistle blow you have to be an employee of the company your blowing on. Also most people if not all who blow the whistle get protection from the company and other employees because they're exposing illegal or unethical practices

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 3 года назад +8

      @@SilverFang2789 this is normal, people don't like it when you show everyone that they don't work and just sit around being lazy.

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 3 года назад +3

      Should be a movie

  • @nbfootball75
    @nbfootball75 3 года назад +719

    Laughing at final story cause like if he would have asked district to show them their weakness before he got caught he could have been paid as a "consultant" cause that's basically a white hat hacker

    • @gal704
      @gal704 3 года назад +10

      Almost, but not quite ;)

    • @nbfootball75
      @nbfootball75 3 года назад +36

      @@gal704 oh don't get me wrong in the story they're a grey but like he could have just ask permission to show the weakness and that would have made them a white

    • @ForenzaAudio
      @ForenzaAudio 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, that's pretty much Penn Testing right there XD

    • @JustAnotherBuckyLover
      @JustAnotherBuckyLover 3 года назад +7

      @@ForenzaAudio Rght? And you can make a small fortune if you're good at infosec and pen-testing.

    • @thunderusnight
      @thunderusnight 3 года назад +5

      It's called a penitration tester and it can get you a lot of money

  • @user-js7ll7ir5d
    @user-js7ll7ir5d 3 года назад +153

    I dont know why but the password protecting the codes being the name of the city ABSOLUTELY cracked me up 😭😭😭😭 how could something so important be protected by something so stupid.

    • @JustAnotherBuckyLover
      @JustAnotherBuckyLover 3 года назад +17

      and not just that, but written down on a post-it note on the access panel. Jesus wept. And that's without the utter batshittery of having a district-wide master key.

    • @user-js7ll7ir5d
      @user-js7ll7ir5d 3 года назад

      @@JustAnotherBuckyLover the stupidity is beyond my comprehension

    • @JustAnotherBuckyLover
      @JustAnotherBuckyLover 3 года назад

      @@user-js7ll7ir5d Sadly there are a lot of people out there who don't have the basics of logic I guess.

    • @gonun69
      @gonun69 3 года назад

      Well in theory it shouldn't be a security flaw. It was in a locked room and the only thing it controlled was the parking, nothing really high security. So why use a safe password?
      They just forgot that people are dumb and sometimes use the wrong keycard...

    • @JustAnotherBuckyLover
      @JustAnotherBuckyLover 3 года назад +1

      @@gonun69 Oh boy, I hope you're not responsible for any kind of security if you think so. Those cards allow the owner to disable the alarm system, not just parking. The only reason the "wrong" card was extra helpful was that it gave system-wide access to ALL the locations, not just local access. And if you GENUINELY don't see how big of a security flaw it is having one single key (or keycard) that can open every single door and turn off the alarms in fifteen locations, then I really don't know what to say...

  • @adamgremban8780
    @adamgremban8780 3 года назад +1133

    Alternate title. 17 year old proves he's better at IT work than the IT director lady.

    • @dantesolomon5607
      @dantesolomon5607 3 года назад +25

      Which... isn't really that unusual to be honest XD my dad owned a computer repair company, which included upgrades, cleaning, advice on programs to use for various situations, virus removal, resetups, rig assembly.etc
      By the age of 14 I was better at it than any of his employees, simply because I had way too much time on my hand (undiagnosed autism prevented me from associating homework with... well... home. It was a school thing so I finished it at school and had nothing to do at home) and just practiced all the stuff they did on computers out of sheer boredom.
      TL;DR: Bored teens brought up around computers often get better than overconfident/lazy adults.

    • @sazzaxeight3124
      @sazzaxeight3124 3 года назад +3

      I.T Crowd lol

    • @senecafirst7333
      @senecafirst7333 3 года назад +4

      My little sister was hacking friggen iphones getting free wifi and streaming service when she was like 12, kinda jealous bc I wanted to be the tech savvy one 🤣😂

    • @arthurramirez5665
      @arthurramirez5665 3 года назад +1

      Praising a criminal, i see.

    • @TimeFadesMemoryLasts
      @TimeFadesMemoryLasts 3 года назад +7

      @@arthurramirez5665 Being a criminal is merely a definition. Break the rules => criminal. For example if it was a crime to drink water this would by definition make a lot of people criminals. It doesn't automatically mean you're a bad person. The 17 year old didn't have bad intentions, quite the opposite. He wanted to point out the vulnerabilities in the security system to improve on it. He was just too naive to think having good intentions doesn't define him as a criminal. He had a lot of power and didn't use it to his advantage, so I'd praise him as well any day. Doesn't mean it was a good idea of him to commit crimes in the first place.

  • @mateosantiago2763
    @mateosantiago2763 3 года назад +649

    In the IT story imagine if op was a school sh$oter, he would have access to the entire school system scary stuff.

    • @redtailarts101
      @redtailarts101 3 года назад +103

      Yeah, and that's why the school was out of line IMO. OP exposed a HUGE weakness that could have hurt students if it were in the wrong hands. A District Grand Master key and a District Key Card that gave someone access to the security of every school in a district is not necessary and made it way too easy to disarm a school. Give OP an award, they saved your school.

    • @hifiteen49
      @hifiteen49 3 года назад +15

      The IT story is just dumb. Like how are you like: ''Ah Yes I will break into my school to prove to my teacher how shit this school is''
      YOU SHOULD'VE

    • @EA_Hendrix
      @EA_Hendrix 3 года назад +1

      Dude its all made up don't worry none of it makes sense.

    • @nature_fiend777
      @nature_fiend777 3 года назад

      @@EA_Hendrix yeaaa lol

    • @Alexisgotvids
      @Alexisgotvids 3 года назад +14

      @@EA_Hendrix he showed a paper from the court, meaning it wasn't fake

  • @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx
    @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx 3 года назад +232

    I still don’t understand why the school district wanted to make a teenager pay 80,000 dollars and go to jail for 20 years just for telling them that their security system is shit

    • @PaveMentman
      @PaveMentman 3 года назад +39

      ---
      As pointed out:
      Those "demands" were pretty much just out of spite due being embarrassed in a way of "How dare this kid tell us we're at wrong here?!" etc.
      It's basically the age-old thing in which the "elders" assume being smarter than anyone who is younger than they are. Or rather generally that no-one shouldn't be able to question them in the first place
      ( I.E. yet another huge case of "power-tripping / power-harassment" ).
      ---

    • @Loveeleven10
      @Loveeleven10 3 года назад +1

      I doubt OP is being honest. This is the story he told the judge not what really happened. Probably intended to do much worse but got caught.

    • @rglover444
      @rglover444 3 года назад +23

      @@Loveeleven10 Because people are ALWAYS up to no good in your world.

    • @Loveeleven10
      @Loveeleven10 3 года назад +3

      @@rglover444 Are people always honest in yours?

    • @thekillerxgamer4674
      @thekillerxgamer4674 3 года назад +11

      @@Loveeleven10 i can defiantly see your point here, i do doubt it a bit but here is the thing, you cant prove if he is lying or not, its better to "give the benefit of the doubt" rather than pick the bad option. or atleast thats how i think

  • @amelloworld9700
    @amelloworld9700 3 года назад +914

    Imagine being too lazy to do your job and then get mad at a 17 year old that figured it out in less than a week

    • @KiMiRi4you
      @KiMiRi4you 3 года назад +16

      Imagine that security/it guy that have the GM card being robbed or just heck lost it. And then that card got to a wrong person. Hacking a password is probably super easy for someone with experience and with this they could take anything from the whole district. It's so sad that a programme like one in CSI:cyber is not available. Can you imagine this guy as an IT on a national level?

    • @gideonunger7284
      @gideonunger7284 3 года назад

      Something pretty similar happened to me and my friends in highschool. We were a pretty good it highschool as well but our it teacher sucked. We had screens for substitute teachers and Infos out but it had typos and was down constantly. 2 friends of mine took out the SD cards of the raspberries that powered the screen fixed all problems and Bugs and put them back. They worked perfectly for half a year before the school found out and the it teacher wanted to press theft charges. The principal wouldn't allow thank God.
      One of those guys just did his master's in it security with Daniel Gruß as his professor. (the guy who discovered spectre and meltdown)
      The other guy mostly does drugs but also works in it.
      I did get my revenge at the it teacher though. Since he was to lazy to tech (often not even showing up for class) we were not prepared for the new country wide graduation exam. So he just handed out all the solutions.
      I told the school board and principal.
      A new graduation test had to be made for the entire country bc of him and he got at least in some trouble.

    • @58008O
      @58008O 3 года назад +6

      The kid did break into mutiple schools either way

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 2 года назад +1

      it’s a lie. the kid blatantly lied here and tries to pin it on their incompetence

    • @Masenken
      @Masenken 2 года назад +1

      So his name is ZeroCool right?

  • @lilmel9438
    @lilmel9438 3 года назад +1736

    I'm gonna be honest, I was 99% percent sure the IT story was faked but then he showed the court papers... I. WAS. SHOOK.

    • @jamiec3445
      @jamiec3445 3 года назад +137

      Definitely, what made me suspicious was the random extra information that the police found condoms in his bag, it just sounded like "I may be an amazing whitehat hacker but I also have sex". Hahaha.

    • @101Crock
      @101Crock 3 года назад +39

      @@jamiec3445 Sometimes that’s just how people write.

    • @lisakaz35
      @lisakaz35 3 года назад +65

      Figures. Kid shows their "security" is crap and the bad IT person tries to throw the book at him versus do her job and improve their security. He shoulda had her job.

    • @johnnyboy3635
      @johnnyboy3635 3 года назад +11

      I still have trouble believing it

    • @MGC-XIII
      @MGC-XIII 3 года назад +25

      Sounded like he was malicious, but is trying to change the story to him just "testing it".
      If he was really doing it without being malicious he should've brought it up without copying the key.

  • @rosieposie1760
    @rosieposie1760 3 года назад +599

    "Today i effed up by not hitting publish at 9am and making my followers panic." -rSlash

    • @Zen20000
      @Zen20000 3 года назад +8

      2.21 pm here

    • @bonzibuddy607
      @bonzibuddy607 3 года назад +5

      2.05 PM in Britain

    • @bonzibuddy607
      @bonzibuddy607 3 года назад +3

      @@Zen20000 hello fellow brit

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 3 года назад

      Polarities and The Human Mind
      Depending on what side of FLAT EARTH “youm” were born being the Southern Hemisphere, and its Southern Pole Star, or this side of FLAT EARTH and our {Northern Hemisphere} and our North Pole Star, there is a Physiological Element connected too the POLES on each side of our [shared] Celestial Sphere… Since the end of the MUD FLOOD WARS in 1855, we have had (Doppelganger) INVADERS from the Other Side of the world set up operations known as these “U.N. Troops” in our Police and our Military, and over time PEOPLE whom look {just like you} and me in the Flesh, and Blood, and Bones took over all [TV SHOWS] with their too perfect teeth, and their too long necks and arms… After WW1 these ALIENS to our “way of life” made the League of Nations too consolidate their CONTROL on this side of FLAT EARTH and too [take over] Qballs~ /_\ all things in the INNER EARTH {D.U.M.B.S.} from the old Pre Mud Flood cities too all the old “technology” from the PRE MUD FLOOD WORLD…
      However, those from the INNER EARTH and the {Southern Hemisphere} do not have the same SUN as we do on this side of FLAT EARTH, and they began to “Terra Form” our Skies too turn our YELLOW U.V. Rays Sun into this (Pale) White Horse from the Book of Revelation where these people from the other side of the world: can not handle UV Rays or Light, and that is why all Light is now these DEAD Lights from Mercury to LED… Even more disturbing with this UNITED NATIONS take over on this side of FLAT EARTH where these people are {all world leaders} to your local towns leaders THEY ARE all [working as one] too replace all HUMANS cause THEY LIVE are “nonhumans” and in that KNOWLEDGE: than go to WALMART and look at the NEW Lights of LED and Spectrum, you will see if youm are still “majority” Human Blood in your Viens will see that A.I. is not about Robots, but about (Machine People) whom can not handle our once Yellow Sun in the 1970’s… I know you “can see” that we Blue, and Green, and Brown eyed people are {fading away} as MACHINE EYES of Black Dots only fill the ranks of all nations here in the year 2021…
      When you watch the EYES of people on TV you see they go SOLID BLACK, and that they also do many other “Magical” Machine Things, and since this side of the WORLD in our Celestial Sphere is the land of the living, then our [doppelgangers] +=+ come from the Land of The Dead as Abusive WAR Like Narcissist called Warlocks, Witches, and Wizards, and (by way of) their Code + Magic + Alchemy = Sorcery THEY LIVE have “replaced” our Family Members with their Look Alike Body Snatchers whom talk just like mom, act just like mom, but MOM can’t wrap “her mind” around these FACTS that TV is a lie agreed upon by JADE HELM 15 where The Worlds Military are all controlled by U.N. Troops and their {CORPORATIONS WAYS} from the other side of the world, cause she and others like her still say WE LANDED on the Moon, and that (COVID-19) is not Depopulation of Agenda 21 and Agenda 30 of these Global Citizens, and their INTERNATIONALIST U.N. FLAGS Corporatism ways of (Stocks and Bonds) and never ending CAPITALISM at the price of “Killing” this side of FLAT EARTH??? WE NEED OUR YELLOW SUN Restored...
      If youm wonder what has happened to ALL your Child Hood Friends?????, they have been REPLACED by these (Body Snatchers) in their MINDS called SOLIDS and even SYMBIOTS in our War of the Worlds with this “Other Side” called the SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE whom took over our NORTHERN HEMISPHERE where in 1893 all OUR Human “Parents” were Holocaust aka MURDERED by these people aka nonhumans, and we [the Decedents] of INCUBATOR BABIES were raised as Child Labor too embrace Their WAYS of THEY LIVE!!! This is why the U.S. Military is the WORLD POLICE called “Peacekeepers” for the U.N. Flag for they come from the OTHER SIDE of FLAT EARTH, and this is why FREE MASON (lie about everything) cause they are OUT POST in each and every nation on this side of FLAT EARTH, and this is “why” we The Rag Tag Rebellion of and for OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition take down CHEM TRAIL JETS with mini drones {flown into} their Jumbo Jet Engines “spraying” our SKIES with things TOXIC WASTE to we the remaindering human people as these “nonhuman” people try to take all with their U.N. Troops of SEDITION doing Treachery as (Oath Breakers) to their OATH OF OFFICE!!!
      Johnny Exodice
      ruclips.net/video/-6SW4vroWrk/видео.html
      It has taken quite a while too “comprehend” why EVERY ONE on TV and every U.N. FLAG lies about the Moon Landings, and the Vaccines being safe ONLY for NON-HUMANS……., but when you hear all them Side Effects “Infections” of Medications on their TV Shows, it means we HUMANS from this Northern Hemisphere [do not need] to take things to live on this side of FLAT EARTH cause our bodies are the “Natural” Born Person to our once YELLOW SUN!!!
      The Society of nonmason~
      The FREE MASON are the (weakest links) in this war of the worlds, so take them out LOCALLY, and you become {Fake MASONS) too access their Data Bases, and their Contract “Tracing” aka SPYING on you and your local community for Agenda 30, and know (COVID-19) is JADE HELM 15 and that these people whom kill WE THE PEOPLE on this side of FLAT EARTH come from the Southern Hemisphere and they are “CLONES” aka Doppelganger REPLACEMENT Populations just as was done in the old FLAT EARTH MUD FLOOD WARS of 1893…
      The Sentinel…
      WE ARE under Occupation by “THEY LIVE” whom look, but THEY LIVE do not think as we do, nor FEEL as we feel about WAR IS MURDER, but we must become {Angels and Demons} my children and people of Pak-Toe too push the Racka out of [our side] of FLAT EARTH in this shared Celestial Sphere…
      The Commander~
      π ∞ Σ

    • @datbaumsche3799
      @datbaumsche3799 3 года назад +11

      @@thewriteinpresident you good?

  • @Kruhee
    @Kruhee 3 года назад +57

    I'm a little confused as to why everyone in that IT story was confused. It's simple, OP gave the security system a pop quiz and the security system hadn't been paying attention in class so the district got schooled.

  • @Kai-xd6yg
    @Kai-xd6yg 3 года назад +92

    The IT op is the perfect case of someone who is intelligent but not wise.

    • @Sakiko23
      @Sakiko23 3 года назад +9

      Yeah. Using his intellect, he may have found the flaws in the system, but the unwise thing he did was telling the district that he had...
      That part could have seemed like a good idea to him, but since he was still a teen back then, the gesture just backfired since adults don't usually take teens seriously and want to put unnecessary blame on them which was proven here... I feel sorry for teens who have to go through those false accusation periods of their lives. Especially if they're only trying to help.

    • @ethanmacleod1721
      @ethanmacleod1721 3 года назад +2

      Yeah you have to be some amount of stupid to be this tech smart but to then skip every single rule your breaking which is proven by the logic of “I can’t just bring this stuff to school, but their can’t be a reason or penalty for that”

    • @droidmaker7932
      @droidmaker7932 3 года назад +2

      @@Sakiko23 I don’t it’s that in this situation. They legitimately saw him as a possible threat of having their schools sacked, rigged for a terror attack, or altering any information etc etc. He is smart, but having done out of boredom and not having anyone from a higher knowledge of the security to see the it was easily hackable with the right tools. I don’t understand IT, but hearing this I’m surprised they have the lady as head IT for how easy this task is done.

  • @emilyc9240
    @emilyc9240 3 года назад +59

    You'd think that they'd understand that OP was doing them a favour by revealing security issues

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed 3 года назад +1

      Imagine a high school kid telling your bosses how bad you are at your job..... yeah “understanding” isn’t the first thing I would be either

    • @ethanmacleod1721
      @ethanmacleod1721 3 года назад +1

      And imagine being so smart and so stupid at the same time “it’s not breaking and entering, it’s unknown security tests”

    • @TruthNerds
      @TruthNerds 3 года назад +1

      I agree with everything but the "that they'd understand". I'm cynical enough to fully expect that their first priorities after being proven incompetent (with tens of thousands of $ being wasted as a result) are deflection and finding a scapegoat.
      Add to that the lack of technical understading most of the administration have, and, in their minds, that tech-savvy teenager is transformed into an evil mastermind.
      Fortunately, the judge was wise enough to see through this nonsense and issued a mild ruling.

  • @someenbyclown6450
    @someenbyclown6450 3 года назад +46

    The first story's ending just made me smile so hard-

  • @gerrard1144
    @gerrard1144 3 года назад +102

    Me: *reads title*
    *Thomas has never seen such a mess*

  • @KCCAT5
    @KCCAT5 3 года назад +129

    The guy that hacked the Pentagon back in the 90s was the same, a young person who got curious about I T vulnerabilities and found out there's all kinds of open doors.

    • @droidmaker7932
      @droidmaker7932 3 года назад +2

      Seriously! What the hell happened to him?

    • @cristinaflores928
      @cristinaflores928 3 года назад +7

      @@droidmaker7932 he probably got hired by them, anyone who is considered a threat to the government like that is usually taken down or hired

    • @KCCAT5
      @KCCAT5 3 года назад +4

      @@droidmaker7932 I believe he got some serious jail time but I also believe he was hired by the government LOL not really sure which is the the real story

    • @galacticbob1
      @galacticbob1 3 года назад +4

      @@KCCAT5 are you talking about Kevin Mitnick? In his case, I think it was all of the above. Jail time, then working for the feds, now a white hat consultant.

    • @KCCAT5
      @KCCAT5 3 года назад +2

      @@galacticbob1 I don't remember his name. I just remember it was a big deal I think it was in the 90s.

  • @TheHorribleCreature
    @TheHorribleCreature 3 года назад +22

    The IT story shows how evil some schools are. No matter what happen, trying to destroy a kid like that should result in instant perma jail for all those assholes.

    • @sabersz
      @sabersz Год назад

      Indeed. You'd think that schools would care about nurturing these natural talents but it couldn't be further from the truth.

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx 3 года назад +28

    IT Lady was so upset by her shoddy work being exposed she tried to ruin a 17 year olds life.

  • @PinataFreaks
    @PinataFreaks 3 года назад +21

    So basically the school was delivered a perfect list of all their security flaws. And their response to this was to try to sue the guy who gave them the list so they could afford the upgrade. What a bunch of bullshit.

  • @clarky23
    @clarky23 3 года назад +79

    in the IT story, the school shouldn't have pressed charges, they should have HIRED OP!! LOL

    • @sirreepicheeprules7443
      @sirreepicheeprules7443 3 года назад +4

      What he did was reckless and certainly illegal, if anyone had done that with malicious intent, they could have really wreaked havoc on the whole system. But damn if he didn't embarrass the shit out of the IT lady that a 17 yr old could hack her security network with such ease.

    • @gonun69
      @gonun69 3 года назад +5

      That's what happened to a good friend of me. He demonstrated the principal multiple times how bad the IT at our school was by doing some "hacking" like guessing the admin password (it was "localroot" lol), finding a text file with all students and staff passwords on a not password protected server or bypassing the printer payment software by just going to the print settings and selecting the printer directly instead of the printserver. He was in the principals office every few weeks to tell him about a new flaw. After he graduated they immediately hired him. They needed him to transition to an actually competent IT company as he probably knew the systems better than anyone from the old company.

  • @EternalLostsEternalHell
    @EternalLostsEternalHell 3 года назад +16

    I too have an issue with accidently committing nine felonies and seven misdemeanors! Happens all the time!

  • @baldaction3510
    @baldaction3510 3 года назад +12

    IT story lesson: never outsmart someone you don't outrank.

  • @Sassysyd14
    @Sassysyd14 3 года назад +64

    17yo OP: To protect this school from villainy, I must think like a villain so that we may better improve our security.
    Sucks he went through so much, but that was actually a sweet idea.

    • @audreym3908
      @audreym3908 3 года назад +9

      yeah, just wished he told, you know, his IT teacher about it so he wouldn't get in THAT much trouble.
      Also, f that district!

    • @Sassysyd14
      @Sassysyd14 3 года назад +1

      @@audreym3908 Totally.

  • @estyncavero8570
    @estyncavero8570 3 года назад +135

    Me: Reads title
    Also me: Excuse me wtf did I just read?

    • @janedoex1398
      @janedoex1398 3 года назад

      Me too : either "jump " (and it broke down) or they had a cat ( maybe feral sneaking in).... ^^

  • @cirqule8877
    @cirqule8877 3 года назад +23

    I love how they were still talking about the marijuana charges

    • @thetableoflegend9814
      @thetableoflegend9814 3 года назад +1

      Hahahahah yeah
      It’s such a minute part of the story that when they bring it back up it’s like “really? You’re charging them with possession of marijuana in the same trial as all this other cyber crime?”

  • @tmntaddict
    @tmntaddict 3 года назад +8

    "Here's proof that your district's security system is terrible."
    "HOW DAAARE you!! You're expelled!"

  • @lawrencebeeger8543
    @lawrencebeeger8543 3 года назад +58

    The girlfriend in that first story is a keeper. Not just because she cleaned up his mess and made him coffee and, as far as we know, she didn’t make him feel crappy about it, but also because she’s super patient with his divorce. It’s not easy dating someone in the middle of a very long and messy divorce!

  • @ForenzaAudio
    @ForenzaAudio 3 года назад +16

    damn . . .that school was straight up trying to extort the poor kid for *their* short falls and laziness. But holy hell.

  • @bl0nd3tim3s6
    @bl0nd3tim3s6 3 года назад +4

    The IT story was crazy. Even my hubby listened in!

  • @soulgazer11
    @soulgazer11 3 года назад +263

    First night with her and he sh*ts the bed but she's cool with it? Damn right she's a keeper! 😳

  • @rikbroekhuis8241
    @rikbroekhuis8241 3 года назад +44

    I once had a buddy who thought it would funny to wake up his girl friend by farting in her face, alas he passed more then gas this buddy was single the very same day.

    • @meggielecter
      @meggielecter 3 года назад +20

      I am not violent person, but if I was the girl, your buddy would be single and with need of plastic surgery for his face :D

    • @titang9878
      @titang9878 3 года назад +7

      Did he say "oh shit"

    • @Texticy
      @Texticy 3 года назад +4

      @@titang9878 *wheeze*

    • @evansolis7522
      @evansolis7522 3 года назад +13

      Anyone who thinks that behavior is funny deserves to be single

    • @gonun69
      @gonun69 3 года назад +1

      I don't think the outcome would have been much different if it was just a fart. Who would want to live with someone who wakes you up by farting in your face? The only excuse for that is beeing five years old or drunk as fuck. And again, who wants to live with someone like that.

  • @jamesfahler6387
    @jamesfahler6387 3 года назад +6

    That last one seems like someone the FBI would scout out and hire after hearing this.

  • @GalacticRainestorm
    @GalacticRainestorm 3 года назад +3

    The first one is kinda wholesome.. That girlfriend sounds like such an amazing, sweet, and caring person. Despite the experience OP had I'm glad he found such a good partner

  • @swepli
    @swepli 3 года назад +5

    That IT story sounds like some shit I would pull. I'm honestly surprised this kid was able to take out the entire security system. They should've probably been grateful he showed them the weaknesses before something serious actually happened.

  • @skyrat3816
    @skyrat3816 3 года назад +11

    The main fuck up that the IT op had done was having some weed on him. Really bothers me with stories like this as after exposing major security risks in their systems, throughout the district at that, and they chose to save themselves the embarrassment by throwing op under the bus.
    Good that op had sorted their life out, but it could of gone the other way of them not trusting authority and learnt from that experience that being upfront about things won't get you anywhere.

    • @thetableoflegend9814
      @thetableoflegend9814 3 года назад +2

      I think one of the worst parts was them trying to charge OP for the money for a new system
      OP didn’t break the system, just exposed the flaws in it
      That’s not how restitution works.
      That’s like someone walking into your house because you don’t have locks on the doors, and then you sue them for the cost of a lock

    • @songbird-wj4yj
      @songbird-wj4yj 3 года назад +1

      I would argue that going through with this trial was more embarrassing for the school than if they just updated the security system and maybe punished OP (for trespassing maybe? Idk, just something to let him know that he shouldn’t have been messing around with the system). Could’ve saved themselves some money in attorney’s fees as well

  • @1972LittleC
    @1972LittleC 3 года назад +82

    Ah, second story is what every white hat hacker gets when caught before showing the findings; ass holes who didn't do their work try to make them the bad guys.

    • @MacSvensson
      @MacSvensson 3 года назад +1

      @Charles De Wit while I agree, a white hat hacker almost always works FOR the company that ordered the pen test, with full knowledge beforehand of at least one person in the company (CIO or similar). OP was a textbook grey hat hacker: only good intentions with no actual damage done or data stolen, but unbeknownst to anyone actually in charge of IT security within the company.
      That said, I applaud the judge for not throwing a tantrum and seeing this case for what it actually was. Not too many judges would be so clear-headed imho.
      Also, love the fact that this kid's IT teacher was simultaneously disappointed and SUPER proud :-D

    • @1972LittleC
      @1972LittleC 3 года назад +1

      @@MacSvensson The intention was never to do damage, just showing the (many) weaknesses in the system.
      And like you said; MOST. So in my book he's still a white hat hacker. Like the guy who hacked DIMfPOTUS' twitter TWICE by just guessing his password.

    • @MacSvensson
      @MacSvensson 3 года назад +1

      @@1972LittleC there are many shades of grey. His was almost white :-D

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 2 года назад +1

    The girlfriend laughing and understanding was so sweet. I'm glad OP found the real one.

  • @reddragonflames1632
    @reddragonflames1632 3 года назад +88

    Good morning everyone have a good day
    Edit: I’m doing good, and happy to see everyone else is doing good!

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny 3 года назад +4

    "not all sleeping pills are equal, some come with added sharts" I lost it again :'-D

  • @guts60
    @guts60 3 года назад +26

    If it were judge Judy, she'd let OP go without anything lost. Knowing her, she'd have been tired of the false bullshit from the district XD

    • @PhantomStella
      @PhantomStella 3 года назад +5

      It would have been a good episode 😂

  • @matthewhylton1
    @matthewhylton1 3 года назад +6

    I like how the main story is a boy pooping his girlfriends bed instead of someone getting almost 10 FELONIES AND ALMOST GETTING SENT TO JAIL AT !& YEARS OLD!!!

  • @AliasUndercover
    @AliasUndercover 3 года назад +7

    Never take drugs your first night together. But it doesn't sound like he f-ed anything up at all.

  • @darko-man8549
    @darko-man8549 3 года назад +3

    Story 2 TDLR: that’s how you get good kids into a permanent life of crime.

  • @dallioncoker4127
    @dallioncoker4127 3 года назад +61

    Yes destroy a child’s life because they didn’t know doing that was illegal

    • @brawlinharry6461
      @brawlinharry6461 3 года назад +36

      not even that!
      they tried to destroy the life of a child because that child showed everyone how bad their security systems were.
      they SHOULDVE been happy that its only a child and not a malicious third party who exposed that.
      they shouldve given him an award of some kind and made sure that it security would be taken more seriously.
      idiots!

    • @tommoore2012
      @tommoore2012 3 года назад +5

      @@brawlinharry6461 Pride and ego can both be very fragile things.

    • @The_Gentleman_Blacksmith
      @The_Gentleman_Blacksmith 3 года назад +4

      @@brawlinharry6461 In a just world that would be the outcome. But so called authorities don't like their stable ground being shaken up. Showing them their own weakness, ineptitude, and failures usually doesn't go well for the whistleblowers.

    • @RiveroftheWither
      @RiveroftheWither 3 года назад +3

      So teens don't know breaking and entering, forging keys and carrying pot are illegal? Really?

    • @dallioncoker4127
      @dallioncoker4127 3 года назад +4

      @@RiveroftheWither good job you successfully realized that’s what we weren’t talking about

  • @nicholascharest8191
    @nicholascharest8191 3 года назад +1

    That IT story 😂 that guy is by definition too smart for his own good

  • @trickyagent127
    @trickyagent127 3 года назад +39

    Man, that iT story needs to be in the news. He was GIVEN access to all these systems he wasn't supposed ever have access to. He tried to show flaws in the system without any malicious intent (as the evidence shows), and this was all just a show so that the district wouldn't have responsibility for all of the flaws in their own system. I'd say the only thing that is ambiguous is that he was caught before he could make is findings public, but still, the evidence shows that he didn't do anything outside of the tests of the flaws. This was a white cap hack, through and through...

    • @danielhounshell2526
      @danielhounshell2526 3 года назад +2

      Probably closer to grey hat since it wasn't officially sanctioned by the school.

    • @gonun69
      @gonun69 3 года назад +1

      @@danielhounshell2526 true, but certainly nothing bad enough to ruin a kid's life over it.

    • @danielhounshell2526
      @danielhounshell2526 3 года назад

      @@gonun69 there's not much wrong with being grey hat, they sometimes even get paid for it after the fact

  • @Goabnb94
    @Goabnb94 3 года назад +2

    OP: Shows the school has weaknesses in it's IT system
    School: pAy FoR tHe UpGrAdE

  • @pozitron7242
    @pozitron7242 3 года назад +4

    I like how op with the school district story basically did a heist of breaking in schools GTA style and thought OMG how did I break in

  • @cherryblossom00000
    @cherryblossom00000 3 года назад +2

    Shout out to that district that had such shitty security that a 17 year old in an IT class figured out all the flaws with it and the district didnt know how to handle the fact that they were the ones who fucked up.
    OP really shouldn't have been fucking around with that stuff but it's not their fault that it was so easy to do.

  • @raidernation7427
    @raidernation7427 3 года назад +6

    Well, if ur gonna enact a cliche in real life, it's better to "shit the bed" than "screw the pooch". 😆

  • @Jamie-nv3wp
    @Jamie-nv3wp 3 года назад +1

    As a IT worker, fair play to that kid. I understand that stuff can get away from you with how busy IT can get but that director shouldve been eternally grateful to that kid

  • @aditee3
    @aditee3 2 года назад +4

    OP is Amber Heard from an alternate universe

  • @NicoleChorney
    @NicoleChorney 3 года назад +1

    Good God, the first guy has found his unicorn. A loving creature who loves you despite being yourself, willing to put you to bed, tucking you in and will clean up the bed when you had an accidental medical situation. SHE'S A KEEPER DUDE! Put a ring on it, keep her close, and worship her as the Goddess she is.

  • @anxiety_yt3737
    @anxiety_yt3737 2 года назад +8

    you sure it wasnt amber heard

  • @grimreputation6019
    @grimreputation6019 3 года назад +2

    That IT guy, damn. That story sounds like the story of a drama. It should be turned into a documentary.

  • @thegamemaster9872
    @thegamemaster9872 3 года назад +41

    OP: 10 hours of sleep
    Me who only gets 6-7 hours of sleep: Pathetic

    • @obistore_
      @obistore_ 3 года назад +7

      Me who gets 3-4 *dishonor*

    • @audreym3908
      @audreym3908 3 года назад +1

      @@obistore_ Same

    • @hanswangnstvold435
      @hanswangnstvold435 3 года назад +6

      dont want to be a party pooper, but he got 10 hours in the entire week i think :D

    • @acorneroftheinternet4179
      @acorneroftheinternet4179 3 года назад +4

      keep in mind this was 10 hours of sleep over a period of a whole week, thats barely over an hour a day if they actually slept every night. I have a feeling there were at least a few completely sleepless nights as well as multiple power naps, so his sleep schedule was completely wrecked

    • @thegamemaster9872
      @thegamemaster9872 3 года назад +1

      Oh I guess I did a Oopsie Poopsie on this comment lol

  • @michecruz9527
    @michecruz9527 3 года назад +1

    That IT story gave me so much tension in my chest that I had to stop playing my game and read along.. Holy heck man

  • @cartoonking1789
    @cartoonking1789 3 года назад +4

    I didn’t get any sleep and was able to watch this as it came out. So that’s a plus.

  • @pandoratheclay
    @pandoratheclay 3 года назад +1

    He could at least have said to the school:
    “With the amount of access you have given me,I am going to find out if there are any flaws in the security of everything, then report back if I find some horrible things.”

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 3 года назад

      Yeah. That's really the main issue here. He didn't have authorization to do what he did.

  • @leewalden3061
    @leewalden3061 3 года назад +8

    Man it feels like forever since you've covered this subreddit.
    Edit: I looked it up, it's been two months

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 года назад +1

    Imagine how embarrassing it is for your IT-Security to be defeated by an underage student. She'll never live it down, to be beaten by a bored student

  • @darthmaul8278
    @darthmaul8278 3 года назад +10

    I'm confused if OP pooped on the girlfriends bed while sleeping on it or just somehow accidentally randomly crapped on the bed.

    • @CloudedTear816
      @CloudedTear816 3 года назад

      Just popped in his pants while sleeping on it. She later said none got in bed and out him back to sleep if my memory serves correct.

  • @swepli
    @swepli 3 года назад +1

    Dang, your EM voice acting is so great it actually makes me mad thinking about it for too long.

  • @MathildaMolanderMolin
    @MathildaMolanderMolin 2 года назад +3

    Seeing this after the jonny depp incident is intressting

  • @notmehtacos3991
    @notmehtacos3991 3 года назад

    That first story is so cute! Like she is definitely a keeper

  • @ReaferRaid
    @ReaferRaid 3 года назад +6

    Imagine if OP was like 12 or something? That would be more hilarious if someone pointed out that Prepubescent kid could do a better job the the District IT lady.

  • @gsheac
    @gsheac 3 года назад +1

    I have a good friend who gave me this pearl of wisdom " never trust a fart!"

  • @nikg2400
    @nikg2400 2 года назад +3

    He pulled an amber

  • @maija_
    @maija_ 3 года назад +1

    the last story is so juicy and one of the best i have listened to on this channel. im not even joking

  • @younggee668
    @younggee668 3 года назад +4

    I would prolly do the high school one if I wasn’t scared of getting in that kind of trouble.

  • @tastybacon255-baconboy5
    @tastybacon255-baconboy5 3 года назад +1

    Ooh a fresh Rslash episode early in the morning??? Appreciate it lol

  • @xoxosalem
    @xoxosalem 3 года назад +26

    Me when I first read the title: Well shit.. literally

  • @BobBlumenfeld
    @BobBlumenfeld 3 года назад +1

    I just imagine that guy in #1 saying, "Oh, s**t!" Both ways.

  • @kontonce89
    @kontonce89 3 года назад +5

    The title made me think of chris from family guy.
    "My girlfriend took a dump on me"

  • @legoman5491
    @legoman5491 2 года назад +1

    Man to that professional it person
    "The burning you feel, it is shame"
    -heavy tf2

  • @lawrencebeeger8543
    @lawrencebeeger8543 3 года назад +4

    I don’t know... even with the “court document” attachment, that IT story doesn’t ring true. While very intelligent teenagers exist and it’s possible OP was trusted with certain things- I was trusted with access to things most students wouldn’t be granted, and I was definitely above average intelligence as a teen- the way everything played out was very fantastical, especially the trial and long term outcome. No, I don’t believe it’s a true story.

    • @IAmTheSkinThief
      @IAmTheSkinThief 3 года назад

      That's so cute that you don't think it's true even with the provided court docs.

    • @justarandomredditor7954
      @justarandomredditor7954 3 года назад +1

      r/iamverysmart

    • @lawrencebeeger8543
      @lawrencebeeger8543 3 года назад

      @@IAmTheSkinThief it’s pretty cute that you’re willing to believe those supposed documents are legitimate and not faked/copied/photoshopped/someone else’s entirely.

  • @dantecarrasco9304
    @dantecarrasco9304 3 года назад +1

    When you're WAAAAY too smart for your own good.

  • @1bendykat
    @1bendykat 3 года назад +5

    The first story was less TIFU and more TISU.

  • @alexh1313
    @alexh1313 3 года назад +2

    ITstory: exists
    Hollywood: I’ll take your entire stock

  • @pigpen1978
    @pigpen1978 2 года назад +5

    Reverse Amber Heard?

  • @acesinger6092
    @acesinger6092 8 месяцев назад +1

    Bruh that second kid needs to be in the FBI or the CIA or some sh1t like that lol. That is impressive beyond belief

    • @TheDarkLink7
      @TheDarkLink7 5 месяцев назад

      I cannot remember the quote of the lazy and something military person. The common person who is like OP is that lazy bored smart person. Because of boredom causing laziness (especially in the brain). It cause him to have a smart idea. Now imagine OP wasn't the person to have all that access? Then stuff would've been more F-ed for the district.

  • @dragonorb9288
    @dragonorb9288 2 года назад +9

    Amber heard moment

  • @giuseppebaja
    @giuseppebaja 3 года назад

    The IT story has got to be one of the best stories I have ever heard bar none.

  • @MarkLLawrence
    @MarkLLawrence 3 года назад +6

    So he took Tylenol BM?

    • @saragerardo6089
      @saragerardo6089 3 года назад

      Congratulations, you won the internet for today. Go home everyone; try again tomorrow.

    • @MarkLLawrence
      @MarkLLawrence 3 года назад

      @@saragerardo6089 it was an old SNL parody commercial.

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 3 года назад +1

    This episode was awesome, with an EPIC story at the end!!! Loved it!

  • @13BGunBunny
    @13BGunBunny 3 года назад +3

    "I go on to make a deposit of loose change in my underpants." I lost it :'-D

  • @SamWeltzin
    @SamWeltzin 3 года назад

    Former educator. This kind of lack of taking responsibility for one's own screwups is one of the many, many reasons I left.

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir 3 года назад +5

    "OP, you are being sued."
    "What? Why?"
    "For shaming a moron."

  • @irishkelly2062
    @irishkelly2062 3 года назад +1

    I really miss the 9AM uploads. I don't get to listen to them on my commute anymore and I've tried offsetting a day and just watching the last one but it isn't the same knowing I'm late to the whole party

  • @ShatnerLover
    @ShatnerLover 3 года назад +3

    I don’t believe the last story at all. Even with those supposed court documents, I have serious doubts about the story being true.

  • @TheRuneTail
    @TheRuneTail 3 года назад

    Hopefully that first OP put a ring on that woman ASAP not only is she a keeper but a Saint
    Also that IT OP needed to be thrown in jail

  • @calcv617
    @calcv617 2 года назад +4

    Amber Herds new partner

  • @grizzly6018
    @grizzly6018 9 месяцев назад

    "proceeded to make a deposit of loose change in my underwear" is officially by far the best one ive heard for the matter yet 😂😂

  • @fish3340
    @fish3340 3 года назад +21

    fish

  • @nallyaaaaaa
    @nallyaaaaaa 3 года назад +1

    even if what OP in the last story did was illegal, it just proves that he's much much smarter than all these other grown adults being paid to keep the place safe lol

  • @BlackAus07
    @BlackAus07 3 года назад +3

    So basically karen got mad you showed her lack of safe security standards and she was gonna destroy your life, despite you having good intentions and been a kid...... Internal review man but that could mean the charges been changed.

  • @nazhirarifqidiazfari9138
    @nazhirarifqidiazfari9138 3 года назад +1

    the girlfriend: Ay yooo I thought you were satisfied, what's this?