Po literally said in the first movie that he is HIM, I'm not even surprised he claps the ass cheeks of Tai Lung and Shen, bro may be happy go lucky ass but inside that is a DEMON.
@@kingkaijuboygodjira3116 he is mostly good by movie 3 but he also loses his interesting traits that are off-putting on the first 2 films but make him less boring
@@Abner-gu3ve But then why did Oogway not intervene in Tai Lung's life more, if he knew from the start that the snow leopard Shifu was training into a killing machine wasn't meant to become the Dragon Warrior and also had darkness within him?
@@oldstyle5114 the movie didn’t show us that, all they showed is that Oogway saw darkness in Ta Lung’s heart and refused to give him the Dragon Scroll, which I completely understand
@@silashurd3597 Oh so he reduced his plans, thats good news! Back in 2012 I think it was, I red an articel about how he isnt sure yet how many movies he wants, but he wanted to compete with Sagas like Star Wars and Lord of the Rings and said: "Maybe between 8-10 movies". Of course thats just from my memory and I only red one articel about it, so I cant say for sure how accurate the articel was about the Informations back then.
On a more serious note. I think this conversation really needs to be had but worded differently. Less on why the furious five “suck”, and more on why they’re always being put up against these oogway level ass opponents who have years worth of experience on them. - Not to mention Shifu damn near handicapping them because he didn’t want a repeat of Tai lung, which ultimately bit him in the ass because his best warriors are getting chewed up by everyone who isn’t street level. - In the movies, the five never face someone who they’re actually on par with in Kung fu that brilliantly showcases their Kung fu experience with them coming out on top. They hold their own, but they end up losing. And po has to come in and save everyone.
Tigress actually would be up to par with how much training Tai lung had its just that Shifu clearly trained Tai lung with compassion meanwhile he was jaded when training tigress
I thought they did very well in the second movie. They got hit with a canon in that one and were kicking ass up until then. (Them getting captured because they were shocked by Po's "death" doesn't count)
6:58 "and proceeded to use the bridge to choke her out, look at her face" as soon as i watched that and i saw that, i was laughing and tweakin 😂😂😂 got her fone dirty, even crane got dirty the most out of the four of them, i felt bad for them
I mean, if the furious 5 won all the time on screen, then it wouldn't make sense to call it "kung fu panda". It's Po's destiny to defeat the villains since he is the dragon warrior. Plus, in kung fu panda 2, they were vastly outnumbered and outpowered.
Best way to actually handle such situations would have been them never facing the villain directly, just his minions while po deals with the villain and in the 2nd movie they did just that and it was okay, 1st movie tai lung seemingly being better just cause of 1 technique otherwise I can't see a time where tai lung would actually defeat them, 3rs movie kai was basically not running out of stamina also half a century worth of spirit power from fallen warriors and training really outta be doing something, the thing that really got him ticking against the five was facing him 2v1 then 3v3 which didn't help
Oogway: “It was never my destiny to stop you.” Jevo: “THEN WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK?!” Me: “Well would you just let some goofy mofo run up on you like that?”
It’s hard to win against po because he adds his own weird flavor to it. While the furious five more or less fight by the book.😂😂plus his belly gives him damage reduction 😂😂
It wouldn’t be so bad, if they didn’t always try to jump the bad guy and still get bodied. You can’t be taken seriously if you’re consistently losing 5v1, I’m not sorry. There is something WRONG with this team
Tai lung wasn’t coming just to fight them. His main objective was and always has been, the dragon scroll and becoming the dragon warrior. He didn’t give a damn about the five, they just got in their way.
The five always lost because they’re facing an enemy that’s superior in some way. Tai Lung knows more moves and utilized the pressure points that would instantly neutralize the five. Lord Shen they were surrounded by thousands of wolves and were outnumbered. Kai for every Kung fu master he stole chi from he gained in strength and power plus he’s a spirit warrior and a war general and knows tactics and strategy.
Also this part was just priceless 14:09 also you calling them “the furious 3”😭😭☠️☠️☠️🙏🏿 nah bro that joke against kong is wild 15:34 and you called a kaiju who’s been around since 1933 “lil bro” good lord but it’s true tho🙏🏿😭😭😭
To be truly honest Furious five didn’t lose against shen and Kai except tai lung Tai lung really whipped their ass no questions asked But in shen and Kai case, furious five held their ground against them pretty well The only thing they couldn’t do is one thing dragon warrior could For example if you let furious five battle against shen They would absolutely clap Shen But when facing against a literal cannon that is designed for po to defeat it Same with Kai, they did decently in martial arts They lost because of Kai’s chi So technically they are doing pretty well in martial arts
35:05 Should've been Tigress. She was the first to recognize him as a Master at the end of the first movie. After that, she held Po down and helped him see past his issues during movies 2 and 3. Not to mention, she's the best fighter of the Furious 5
The fact Po manages to defeat the main villains while the furious 5 couldn't despite having more experience than him is crazy.
Po literally said in the first movie that he is HIM, I'm not even surprised he claps the ass cheeks of Tai Lung and Shen, bro may be happy go lucky ass but inside that is a DEMON.
@@quirinoguy8665dude ok EW!
@@quirinoguy8665facts
That’s kinda the whole point of the dragon warrior 😭
po got that plot armour
Megamind: "The thing about bad guys? They always LOSE!"
The Furious Five: "We must be the greatest villains in the world"
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They got sauced up for 3 movies straight and said “nah we ain’t gonna be in the 4th one till the end” 😂😂
LMAOOO
That's what made me mad
No way. Them writers just never knew how to write them in battles.
They definitely would’ve gotten beaten and got their Kung fu stolen
is it just me or do the names Shen and Zhen sound WAY too similar?
Nah the fact that crane gets it the worst in these movies is wild 😭🙏🏾
I always thought this these mfs be getting slumped
And he’s such a good dude bro😭🙏🏿🙏🏿
He also gets cucked
@@kingkaijuboygodjira3116 he is mostly good by movie 3 but he also loses his interesting traits that are off-putting on the first 2 films but make him less boring
@@razkable yeah I can kinda see that now
"Even Crane got a chance to shine, that's how I knew this moment wasn't gonna last long"
Nah bro lay off my man's please 😭
8:36 "tigress over here hitting that Yamcha too, this shameful" that is FOUL 💀😭
Oogway belike:
announce the inevitable return of Tai Lung
refuse to elaborate further
turns into fucking petals
That moment you realize oogway and qui gon did the same thing
Leaving their students to deal with the consequences of their actions
@@ravendust5332 Idk which Qui Gon you're talking about. But if it's the star wars one, at least he went out with a fight.
You tripping. Tai Lung was Shifu’s problem, not his. Tai Lung was never meant to be the dragon warrior, when will y’all realize that?
@@Abner-gu3ve where the fuck was Ogway in Tai Lungs life
@@Abner-gu3ve But then why did Oogway not intervene in Tai Lung's life more, if he knew from the start that the snow leopard Shifu was training into a killing machine wasn't meant to become the Dragon Warrior and also had darkness within him?
@@oldstyle5114 the movie didn’t show us that, all they showed is that Oogway saw darkness in Ta Lung’s heart and refused to give him the Dragon Scroll, which I completely understand
I love the genre of content on RUclips that is "Black dude ranting about topics and shit that bother them"
I discovered this just two years ago, but I'm loving the shit out of this genre. It's like listening to poetry, everything is a masterpiece. ✋️😌👌
Black dudes recapping shit like they are sport commentators
@@marygraceoyangorin8918 That's why they're so good
I've noticed that too. Their plot armor isn't as thick as Po's, resulting in the Furious Five not really living up to their name.
I mean, it's called Kung Fu Panda for a reason
They get their clout from the fights they did off screen
They live up to the name. They are furious…about being destroyed every time they fight
They got clapped so hard. They didn’t even show up in the last movie.
1&2 are legendary movies. As I heard the author wants +9 Movies I knew the franchise gets fucked up 💀
@@DarkIceLight6 movies
…until the end credits
...It was probably for the better, after seeing how they did Tai Lung, Kai and Shen.
@@silashurd3597 Oh so he reduced his plans, thats good news!
Back in 2012 I think it was, I red an articel about how he isnt sure yet how many movies he wants, but he wanted to compete with Sagas like Star Wars and Lord of the Rings and said: "Maybe between 8-10 movies".
Of course thats just from my memory and I only red one articel about it, so I cant say for sure how accurate the articel was about the Informations back then.
On a more serious note. I think this conversation really needs to be had but worded differently. Less on why the furious five “suck”, and more on why they’re always being put up against these oogway level ass opponents who have years worth of experience on them.
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Not to mention Shifu damn near handicapping them because he didn’t want a repeat of Tai lung, which ultimately bit him in the ass because his best warriors are getting chewed up by everyone who isn’t street level.
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In the movies, the five never face someone who they’re actually on par with in Kung fu that brilliantly showcases their Kung fu experience with them coming out on top. They hold their own, but they end up losing. And po has to come in and save everyone.
Also technically everybody who beats them also beats Po. They had to save Po vs Kai in the 3rd one.
@@KyushaNeverKnowsBest yeah but that’s one time out of several. And this is including the tv show as well.
@@Stxrboltstrue
Not to mention they would've won in KFP2 way sooner if Po bigass didn't interfere due to his dreams.
In Goku's defense he needs BOTH hands to charge the spirit bomb.
This is actually so hilarious 😂 earned a sub
One cool detail I've noticed about Kai is that he never uses Oogway as a jade Zombie because he actually respects him
Also we see he also beat Tai Lung
“Fly little n****a fly”😂😂😂😂😂
Icl. Furious Five gotta change their name to the Fraudulent Five way they get their ass whooped. They high tailed it fourth movie 😂
😂😂😂 the useless five
@@marrs999 😂
Furious frauds
The furious frauds
@@jayceallen6530 💔
8:18 Im pretty sure tai lung had more training then the five.
And physically stronger than all of them combined
Tigress actually would be up to par with how much training Tai lung had its just that Shifu clearly trained Tai lung with compassion meanwhile he was jaded when training tigress
Both tigress and tai lung had the same amount in f training. I’m positive tigress got pushed harder. No excuse for bro to win😭
@@Stargold-w9mtai lung had the gender advantage
@@Stargold-w9mtai lung was stated to be taught everything from shifu but the furious five were not just taught well
If anyone watched the TV show version, the Furious Five in that show if I remembered gets defeated by villians who I feel like they shouldn't lose to
Used to watch it as a kid, it was weird af how in one episode po was getting his cheeks clapped by a clam, a shrimp, a scorpion, a owl ETC
I have been watching your videos since the very beginning and love them all, sir.
Thanks bro 🤝
@JevoYT You welcome, sir.
I thought they did very well in the second movie. They got hit with a canon in that one and were kicking ass up until then. (Them getting captured because they were shocked by Po's "death" doesn't count)
6:58 "and proceeded to use the bridge to choke her out, look at her face" as soon as i watched that and i saw that, i was laughing and tweakin 😂😂😂 got her fone dirty, even crane got dirty the most out of the four of them, i felt bad for them
no matter how many times I watch goony leaving I always crack out laughing
Oogway's old ahh😭
This nigga is funny as hell bruh, i need more of this for cobra kai too
Tigress: you're a disgrace to Kung Fu.
*Gets clapped in every movie*
Of all things he glazes Tai Lung? Nah chief, My boi is a damned menace to the valley of Peace.
No wonder that didn’t show up for 4
I mean, if the furious 5 won all the time on screen, then it wouldn't make sense to call it "kung fu panda". It's Po's destiny to defeat the villains since he is the dragon warrior. Plus, in kung fu panda 2, they were vastly outnumbered and outpowered.
But it's the fact they lose basically every fight they're in.
@babygirl5748 on screen
@babygirl5748 on screen
Best way to actually handle such situations would have been them never facing the villain directly, just his minions while po deals with the villain and in the 2nd movie they did just that and it was okay, 1st movie tai lung seemingly being better just cause of 1 technique otherwise I can't see a time where tai lung would actually defeat them, 3rs movie kai was basically not running out of stamina also half a century worth of spirit power from fallen warriors and training really outta be doing something, the thing that really got him ticking against the five was facing him 2v1 then 3v3 which didn't help
Even when there in dangerous or damaged They will stick together no matter what
I’d be furious too if I caught more L’s than Vegeta as a group
Yo! LOL!
0:26 literally America 💀
True because trump is the wall
OH NAH BRO THATS A FOUL☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
I mean you have to be over 30 something to be president and older people tend to make better decisions
It went from exposing the furious 5 to straight Tai-long glazing 😂
25:15 out of all the slaps tai did to po but this one paid for all of em
Thet got their name furious five.
Because they're furious they keep getting clapped.
In their defense the five lose to people who can only be beaten by Oogway or Po and Tigress only beat po because he has unlocked trauma.
The fact that tailaong(correct me if I spelled it wrong)was moving like cell was crazy💀🙏🏾
It's Tai Lung i think
13:42 bro really thinks he's batman
Fun fact, they actually get Ws in the TV show
21:56 They got my boy hitting the mario triple jump
For them being the “greatest heroes of all of China”, they sure have a habit of getting beaten by the bad guys.
Bro you are to funny please keep it up, my man said this is Ludacris this man had his eyes closed 😂
this video is my first impression of you i already love this channel
That explains why they decided to go separate paths until the end of Kung Fu Panda 4.
Oogway: “It was never my destiny to stop you.”
Jevo: “THEN WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK?!”
Me: “Well would you just let some goofy mofo run up on you like that?”
23:34 that expression screams "Oh nah my opponent is insane"
the franchise is called "kung fu panda" not the furious five so ofc she get stomped in every movie
You get it
Who else gonna talk about that Bull pulling up with the Blades of Chaos like Kratos 😂😂
No, bcuz Tai Lung knows he can’t mess with Ogway
0:57 I really hope bro is black 😭🙏
It’s better when your not black so it’s more offensive and it strikes harder
Nah ion think he is lowq, he ain’t sound like it
@ good thing he ain’t black
Bruh they the fraudulent five
Hey, to be fair, in the second movie they were actually cooking, but Po kept messing them up, lol.
This is sad but true
They’re punching bags but still they’re turning into punching bags instead of warriors
12:30 nah po and his minions
4:28 IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!
Brother whattt😭
90% of Po fighting is just him falling on people
It’s hard to win against po because he adds his own weird flavor to it. While the furious five more or less fight by the book.😂😂plus his belly gives him damage reduction 😂😂
It wouldn’t be so bad, if they didn’t always try to jump the bad guy and still get bodied. You can’t be taken seriously if you’re consistently losing 5v1, I’m not sorry. There is something WRONG with this team
Imagine Po goofy ah doesnt show up, they woulda been COOKED
Truth
Bro this whole video had me dead asf😂😂😂😂😂
This man’s braces tho 😂😂😂
The glaze is crazy
27:24 Shadow Fight 2 reference 😁
The furious fraud getting tired of getting their cheeks clap that didn't show up kung fu panda 4
It’s funny how they get done better in the show than the movie😭
Though it's not much
I guess they should've been more serious than furious...
The -Furious- Fraudulent Five
I never walk out of the theater but when i saw the chameleon turn into a dragon i walked right out and went into a bar
26:16 Yoouu (labored inhale) You just Fat bro 😂😂😂
“Felony five” 😭🙏
His hairline is chopped and cooked😂💀 I'm dead.
The Furious 5 we're just not meant to be. It's disappointing, but you just gotta accept fate and move on.
Anyone in the furious five getting cooked. Tigers: nah ima do my own thing
Tai lung wasn’t coming just to fight them. His main objective was and always has been, the dragon scroll and becoming the dragon warrior. He didn’t give a damn about the five, they just got in their way.
His*
@ U right
The furious 5 are pretty much the akatski. No matter who they fighting they gonna jump the mf. they all just ass cheeks😭
The five always lost because they’re facing an enemy that’s superior in some way. Tai Lung knows more moves and utilized the pressure points that would instantly neutralize the five. Lord Shen they were surrounded by thousands of wolves and were outnumbered. Kai for every Kung fu master he stole chi from he gained in strength and power plus he’s a spirit warrior and a war general and knows tactics and strategy.
21:30 this made me laugh to hard 😂
Nah bro when you say my bad master turtle that got me😂😂😂😂
Pfft bro stop trying to treat Tiger Like she’s Sakura from Naruto and, pan from dragon ball Z, at least tigress is throwing them hands!
This is true. She was wrecking hard in Kung Fu Panda
Ong like how tf you get yo WHOLE city tatted on yo stomach😭 10:45
I mean.... no matter how you feel about oogway picking po, it worked out in the end... so was he really wrong?
Didn’t Master oogway know that Po was gonna be the dragon warrior from the beginning?
Yes
Drying to drink while listening to your commentary is like trying to hold in a fart at a funeral..
Also this part was just priceless 14:09 also you calling them “the furious 3”😭😭☠️☠️☠️🙏🏿 nah bro that joke against kong is wild 15:34 and you called a kaiju who’s been around since 1933 “lil bro” good lord but it’s true tho🙏🏿😭😭😭
22:50 Bro is MONKEY D LUFFY. GOT BROS ANKLES STRETCHING LIKE THEY WANT THE HEAD TO COMPLETE THAT MISSION
To be truly honest
Furious five didn’t lose against shen and Kai except tai lung
Tai lung really whipped their ass no questions asked
But in shen and Kai case, furious five held their ground against them pretty well
The only thing they couldn’t do is one thing dragon warrior could
For example if you let furious five battle against shen
They would absolutely clap Shen
But when facing against a literal cannon that is designed for po to defeat it
Same with Kai, they did decently in martial arts
They lost because of Kai’s chi
So technically they are doing pretty well in martial arts
they always get saved by po
@pancakes7778 its called Kung Fu Panda for a reason
@@GabrielOsiuhwu yep
The fact that shi is episodes is wild
"When i came down... ooh" lmafo😂😂😂
12:59 - 13:06 I don't even watch Naruto but that had me laughing
17:56 my grandad does this shii ALL THE TIME. Like bro, WHAT DAMN TOOL😭😭
35:05 Should've been Tigress. She was the first to recognize him as a Master at the end of the first movie. After that, she held Po down and helped him see past his issues during movies 2 and 3. Not to mention, she's the best fighter of the Furious 5
Too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo voice box goofy as hell twin but script funny asf😂
Idk how I feel about about this comment 😂
No cap this why i love a your vids.@JevoYT
@@JevoYTyeah
BRO WHEN IT STARTED FUCKING I GOT MY SELF DYEING ON THE SPOT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
nah u funny asl i fw yo channel
By defeating oogway he automatically defeated every master in the world considering that oogway was the first and taught them all in some way
Yes. That’s the whole point of PO’s journey
They still get clapped by him is wild
And they say they're the best. If it weren't for Po, Tai Lung and Kai would be tearing up China fighting each other.
“Tell me, have you ever heard of the Worf Effect?”