The "Real" Big Bill Hells?
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Everyone knows the meme, but this 1988 car commercial from the Baltimore area is remarkably similar to Big Bill Hells in terms of the voiceover and background music. IT MUST BE FROM THE SAME GUYS. MUST BE. MUST. BE.
Bring your trade in, being your title, bring your wife - we'll RESPECT HER
That's right, we'll respect your wife!
Tell her to make me a sandwich..
☠☠
Because at Heritage Automotive Group, you're respected six ways through memorial week!
Go Respect Yourself
And your check better not bounce, or we'll have to call your bank and work out the discrepancy or arrange other forms of payment!
Time traveller: *steps on a bug*
The timeline:
Among other things, the Ravens did not win the Super Bowl in 2000 & 2012, but did in 2011 and 2023. The Orioles suck and Towson became the 1st 16 seed team to defeat number one North Carolina.
the parody makes so much more sense lmaoo
big bill hell but its opposite day:
Finally, The Good Ending.
Look up Tom D'Antonio screaming car commercials
When you unlock the good ending.
When good ending is worse than bad ending
Your comment wins
This is the bad ending alternate universe where the character you love for being an asshole is a boring good guy.
I didn’t think it existed
That one good ending that requires a special route to unlock:
Evil Big Bill Hell's be like
More like a good big bill heaven's be like:
@C00lasskermit no, evil means evil, bad, demon, killing unborn puppies, that sort of business.
@@KingLich451 Its a meme, Evil means the opposite, not literally but in the meme
@@KingLich451 it's a meme bruh chill
Joke:In memes it's the opposite
Woke:These guys are secretly eviler than Big Bill Hell's
Big Bill Heavens
Big William Heavens
@@ironstarofmordian7098 Large William Heavens
@@AverageJoeMama perfect.
Average William's Purgatory
Small Williams Heaven
I peed literally 10 feet in the air, didn't get wet but I got kicked out?!
You probably didn't aim the stream straight up. That's the most important part.
@@ThornHailsnap Oh right.
Like Ollie in Family Guy at the wrong Airport, you went to the wrong dealership.
Your fault for not going to the Home of Challenge Pissing that is Big Bill Hell's. Count your lucky stars they didn't sacrifice you right there on the car lot.
@@sweetsucculentcontentnectar Ah, god damn! Should've known I got to the wrong place when they gave me the weird looks...
GREAT NEWS BALTIMORE!
Evil Big Bill Hell's Cars be like:
More like Good Big Bill Hell's be like:
It just doesn't sound right...
IF YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A BIG ENOUGH CHAD TO COME TO HERITAGE CHEVEROLET!
@@NerfMaster000
GOOD DEALS!
CARS THAT NEVER BROKE DOWN!
HONEST PEOPLE!
Dang, this fits the story told about the Big Bill Hell's parody ad. That it was created from a Baltimore ad agency and done at WBFF a local new station. Sounds like the same voiceover actor, its clearly the same music, and a visually similar layout to the ad itself.
WBFF, a FOX station. Quite fitting since FOX is catered to hipsters.
Probably also using the same stock of B roll provided by manufacturers for advertising
@@SamnissArandeen It's from a show filmed in the same town that dealership is in, Motorweek.
@@MichaelOKeefe2009
"You are watching Fox!"
"We are watching Fox."
another thing that lines up: iirc there's an interview with one of the guys who were involved in making it or someone who worked at the same ad agency. he said that the big bill hell's video was never supposed to have been spread. if it really is the exact same voice actor, it might explain why they wanted it kept secret.
This had to be the inspiration. From "Great News, Baltimore" to "F*** You, Baltimore", the music is the same, I think even one of the voiceover guys is the same guy.
Makes sense. Big Bill Hells was a joke that never was supposed to be spread around. So they just took their real ad and parodied it never expecting it to be known outside of their circle.
@@ArkiasisYeah, but someone sent it out. I got a family member who worked in TV back in the 90’s and he recognized Big Bill Hells from back then. Basically, once people had the ability to send funny videos to each other via long distance, they began to do so immediately.
You mean narrator
@@railfandepotproductions Plays have narrators. Commercials have announcers and voiceover actors.
@@JustCallMeLoathesome what about tv shows that need a narrator
GREAT NEWS, BALTIMORE! If you're looking to buy a new car this weekend, you'd do well to come to Heritage Automotive Group! Good deals! 3-year warranties! Dealer-installed theft deterrents! If you think you can find a better bargain, THINK AGAIN! It's our belief that car buying should be a pleasant experience - GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, WE'LL MATCH IT! That's right, WE'LL MATCH IT! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife - get her a car! That's right, we'll sell your wife a car! Because at Heritage Automotive Group, there are options for everyone!
If anybody can make the 'Challenge Pissing' part wholesome, I invite them to continue this lol
Heritage Automotive Group, home of CHALLENGE PETTING!
That's right, CHALLENGE PETTING!
How does it work? If you can pet over 300 kittens in just one hour, you get no down payment!
@@alishac5540 Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't miss your payments or else we will have to do something about it!
how about Challenge Testing?
How does it work? If you pass our on-lot DMV-approved defensive driving test course with your new car, and get a perfect score, you get NO DOWN PAYMENT!
Heritage Automotive Group, home of CHALLENGE WATER GUNNING! That's right, CHALLENGE WATER GUNNING! How does it work? If you can shoot a water gun 10 feet straight into the air and not get wet, you get NO DOWN PAYMENT!
@@toyocolla if you can soak a picture of Big Bill Hell from 10 feet away in 10 seconds or less, you get no down payment!
Yeah, what Big Bill Hell is is simply the staff having fun with the equipment and assets they received to create the real commercial. That's the kind of cable station I work at. You'd be surprised the sheer number of "Big Bill Hell"s you've never heard of or seen in your life that still make the bicycle tape rounds to this day. The best part? The commissioner gets a better product because the staff creating it is having fun with their jobs.
where do we find more of them then. do I have to break into a broadcasting station
My presumption: Have, or get, friends who work in the broadcasting/commercial production world. @@Tr0llTh3W0rld
There was a whole subculture of station engineers trading tapes and building collections of this stuff. I have a Betacam SP tape of bloopers and B-roll from a new station that was never aired from 20+ years ago, good stuff.
@@rwdplz1 I know its like a month later, but please find a way to get them on the internet!
Baltimore lore
Baltilore
It even has the same music track. FYI, the song is called Deadlines by Network Music Ensemble.
oh wow thanks for that, downloading immediately for our podcast!
The name of the composer is Craig Palmer
I believe it was used as BGM for some basketball coverage also.
Craig Palmer is the GOAT
Thanks!
Big Bill Hell's in a major key
As someone who lived in Maryland during the early 90's, I can tell you Big Bill Hell's was a parody of a very real thing. It is not even this specific commercial, these sorts of ads for car dealerships were the style at the time. That was kind of "the joke" of the parody.
I guess the parody was a sort of like 'What if there was a car dealership ran by a legit crazy bastard and the announcer was equally nuts?' Also I know it's not the same voice actor but the loudness of the voice over reminds me of the announcer guy from Ren and Stimpy in the History Eraser bit of Space Madness. I get that it was kind of the industry standard at the time to get attention by being loud and insistent, but it's still funny to imagine that character yelling "HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING!"
@@Lozzomatic there's two VO's in this ad, and one of them actually sound remarkably similar to the BBH VO.
When you turn on light mode.
Big bill hells radio edit
This feels so damn weird seeing this for the first time after knowing of Big Bill Hells forever.
Same
As someone else put it, it's like Spaceballs being your favorite movie of all time without you knowing about Star Wars, and then you discover Star Wars.
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe:
Small Will Heaven's
Small Sam Heaven's
Huh, a lot less fucking of Baltimore than I remember.
For the curious, Heritage Autos is still around, and still in that spot on Reisterstown Road. They've since become part of a larger dealership chain, and even Owings Mills mall itself is gone (when part of the appeal of the location originally was being right there next to a big mall) but Big Bill Normal's is still chuggin' along.
Thumbs up for "Big Bill Normal's".
do they still have challenge pissing?
What do they sell?
@@twotailedavenger It's now 100% devoted to Chrysler and its related brands (so Dodge, Jeep and Ram). It looks like Heritage overall have some Kia and Buick offerings as well, but those aren't at the Owings Mills location anymore.
The Owings Mills mall is gone?! The Egyptian themed movie theater too?
Wow.. it’s the opposite tone of voice for heritage. Big bill hells still is a better ad though.
DON'T WAIT! DON'T DELAY! DON'T SHOP ANYWHERE ELSE, OR YOU'LL PAY TOO MUCH! Only at Heritage Chevrolet, the only dealer that tells you "YOU'RE APPROVED"! HURRY UP, YOUR NEW CAR IS WAITING FOR YOU! This event MUST END on Memorial Day, so bring your trades, and don't miss your chance for a new car! GO WITH THE BEST! HERITAGE CHEVROLET!
And *exclusive* home of the friendliest, least-pushy sales reps in the state of Maryland
*GUARANTEED*
@@artistwithouttalent (hyper-speed lowtone voiceover) Plus tag, title, license, and registration. All sales prices are subject to change based availability and credit history. Sales only valid until Sunday, prices and participation may vary. All sales are final and non-negotiable, and all sales are subject to credit check upon purchase. Some restrictions apply, see store for details.
0/10
Narrator said "Great news" but didn't follow up with a Dacia Sandero.
Oh no! Anyway…..
Finally
Big Bill Heaven's
They had challenge pissing too
The home of challenge pooping.
Well this got really awkward. No wonder I got odd looks when I went out to their parking lot and attempted to try Challenge Pissing in the summer of 1988.
I was in the wrong place.
This is why you can't make two ads that sound very similar for two competing dealerships that are in the same city.
All I wanted was no down payment on a Subaru XT.
From the prices, I'd guess this is from around 1986?
The offer expiration date is May 30th, 1988.
You can also tell by how boxy the cars look.
@@happygilmore5948 and how well their built
Big Bill Hell's is allegedly a Christmas party parody video for a Maryland Ad Firm, so the people who made this may very well be the original crowd that made Big Bill Hell's. Honestly be grateful that VHS survived into the age of the internet.
Who the hell decides to combine Chevy, Volkswagen, Subaru, and Dodge at the same dealership 😂
Should've also had McLaren & Yugo.
It even has 2 alternating voice actors, just like Big Bill Hell's. There is no way it's not a rip on this ad.
[$#%&] YOU CYBER CITY!!!
time traveler kicks rock
the timeline:
Little Bevin Heaven's, home of the challenge cuddle
THATS RIGHT CHALLENGE CUDDLE! how does it work? IF YOU CAN CUDDLE FOR 6 SECONDS NON STOP YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!
Literally every guy between 35-45 in Maryland sounds a bit like that.
That Dodge was my first car, I miss it.
The good ending
Reality is often disappointing 😔
THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO **** OFF
My check bounced, am I dead now?
Home of C H A L L E N G E C A R I N G
THE PARK IS THE PLACE.
little did you know there talking about park place from monopoly
The fact it starts with “Great News, Baltimore!” really sells it.
This feels... wrong...
Somethings... missing...
[Insert it's just a burning memory]
GREAT NEWS, BALTIMORE! If you're looking to buy a new car this weekend, you'd do well to come to Heritage Automotive Group! Good deals! 3-year warranties! Dealer-installed theft deterrents! If you think you can find a better bargain, THINK AGAIN! It's our belief that car buying should be a pleasant experience - GUARANTEED! If you find a better deal, WE'LL MATCH IT! That's right, WE'LL MATCH IT! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife - get her a car! That's right, we'll sell your wife a car! Because at Heritage Automotive Group, there are options for everyone!
If anybody can make the 'Challenge Pissing' part wholesome, I invite them to continue this lol
HOLY SHIT I USED TO LIVE IN OWINGS MILLS THIS IS SUCH AN AMAZING FIND! EVEN MORE AMAZING, MY PARENTS BOUGHT 2 CARS FROM THIS PLACE!
GUARANTEED
Somebody needs to make an edit where it's this commercial but there's bits of Big Bill Hell's randomly sprinkled in there
No challenge pissing? I cant shop there
If Big Bill Hell’s was dishonest about their product.
These were probably high prices for the time, but if someone offered me a good reliable car for 6000 today it’d be a steal. And I’d probably owe him chicken nuggets and a hot dog but maybe that’s a tradition with just my friends.
Little Will’s Heavenly Chariots be like:
Small Bens Heavens
Great news Baltimore!
If you’re smart enough to buy a new car this weekend
Then you’re genius enough to go to Heritage Automotive!
Big Bill Hell's was made for a joke award show put on by the Advertising Association of Baltimore as a means to spoof the local ad agencies, so, yeah, it *was* the same people, explicitly. That's never been a secret, it takes like five seconds on knowyourmeme to find the origin of the original video.
That music is honestly a bop. I knooooow I’ve heard it before Big Bill Hell.
This parody ad is insane.
Small Bob Heaven's
Small Chip's Heaven (formerly Big Bill's)
THANK YOU
BALTIMORE!
For making us #1 in Maryland! That's right, Heritage Chevrolet is now #1 in the state of Maryland! And to celebrate, WE'RE HOLDING OUR #1 CELEBRATION SALE, *_THIS WEEKEND!!_*
Bring your trade, bring your title, bring the whole family! And drive away in this brand new Chevy Suburban, WITH NO DOWN PAYMENT! AND PAYMENTS AS LOW AS $249 A MONTH!!! YOU HEARD US RIGHT - *_NO DOWN PAYMENT!! PAYMENTS AS LOW AS $249 A MONTH!!!_*
Bring the kids for free burgers, chips, drinks, and face painting, ALL WEEKEND LONG!! We said we're the best in Maryland, AND WE MEANT IT!! And we're giving the best deals all weekend long!
Like this brand new Chevy Impala, WITH NO DOWN PAYMENT!! PAYMENTS AS LOW AS $149 A MONTH!!
Or this Chevy Camaro! NO DOWN PAYMENT!! PAYMENTS AS LOW AS $199 A MONTH!!
DON'T WAIT!! THIS IS A CELEBRATION, *_AND YOU'RE INVITED!! COME SHOP AND SAVE BIG, AT HERITAGE CHEVROLET!!_* 5 minutes north of Beltway Exit 20!
The good ending.
Big Bill Heaven's
Imagine only having to pay 100 bills for a new car.
So this is the one guy who actually completed the Challenge.
Big Bill Heaven’s.
Owings Mills? Big Bill Hell’s is near Motorweek?
Both videos are set in Maryland, so it could be anything.
1 out of 5 stars. Didnt even let me try challenge pissing…
Ill take that Subie XT for 9999 any day if the week, damn
DID THEY USE THE NAME OF A BRITISH NEWSPAPER IN THIS AD????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My humor is broken because I still want to laugh even thought there isn't a joke here
Can I still do the challenge pissing?
It’s real that’s the funniest thing it’s in Milwaukee and they changed the name to Big bills
Small Bob Heaven's
god i would buy one of those vws for 9999 brand new
What if it was all a dream...?
This ad is remembered at all because of the fake ad making fun of it, if it isn’t the same people who made Big Bill Hell’s then I wonder what the people who made this one would think of its continued relevance +30 years later
I'm just over here waiting for the "history of big Bill hell's" video xD
The challenge pooping!
Alternative Universe moment
I have two sides
Small William Heaven’s
WHAT THE HELL I'm going
Small William Heaven
small bills heaven
Small William Heaven’s
Home of challenge pooping!
What is challenge popping you ask??
@@ScarletRebel96How does it work? If you poop 6 feet straight and not get messy. YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!
small bills heaven
The family friendly version
Guaranteed!
the song is just stock music
Probably made by the same people as a joke
i wish we had these prices
i dunno, they still sound like the kind of car dealership that would have challenge pissing under the table
You can't challenge piss under the table, there's not enough room, the piss'll just hit the underside.
when you buy a car from Big William Paradise
Awesome, that dealer had Subaru XT's
Oh my god, it's the exact same cadences.