Vipul Goyal on Kashmir Qtiyapa | TVF Live Show
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Watch The Latest Video on Kashmir Qtiyapa, TVF Live Show With Vipul Goyal. An observational and satirical take by Vipul Goyal on the Kashmir issue. A sneak peek into what happens at TVF Night Outs...
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Created by: Arunabh Kumar
Written and Performed by: Vipul Goyal
Co-written by: Piyush Sharma
Shot by: Ridhima Chawda, Gaurav Rungta
Edited by: Gaurav Rungta
Location: Canvas Laugh Club 
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This has still not lost it's charm even after 5 years. Still can rewatch this every year.
Yupp
You mean every week?
Bhai maine av v dekha🤣
@magesticmaniacc i am here after Baloch Army Slaughtered 40 Pak Army Gays 😭 & As usual Imrand Khan Didn't Utter A Word
@@j.s.c9354 😂😂😂
I am a Pakistani. You know what happened in 1947? A Great upcoming super power was divided into two by the west. They created a country called Pakistan that would make Taliban, break Russia and then will keep busy fighting their own created Taliban. They left a disputed land of Kashmir between the two countries so that Pakistan will keep messing with India and in return, India will keep messing with Pakistan as well, stopping both of them to flourish, thousands of soldiers being killed from both sides.
Two countries have similar cultures, similar colors, similar cuisines, similar languages, similar geography, similar interests, similar passions, similar hearts and are (made) enemies.
You love Atif, we love Arijit, you love Afridi, we love Kohli, You love Fawad ;) we love Shah Rukh, Salman, Hrithik, Amir, Sanjay....... You have Masjids, we have Mandirs and yet we are enemies.
Now who is our friend? China... seriously, I cannot say hello in Chinese, I would never want to visit China, I cannot watch Pak vs China cricket, What I love from china is just chinese food (as much as you do)
What would happen if India and Pakistan were allies? Even more, Could you imagine what the world would be if India and Pakistan were never separated?
Rohail Abbas u broke Russia really wiki Google no one agress even russian won't agree too
truue, we have more common things than anyone,sibling fight should over and we need to develop more. more cooperation,more love,more trade. terrorism must end,its hurting both countries,cant we live like germany- UK even they fight bigger wars yet now they dont hate eachother or want other countrymen to die.
Without removal of wahabi ideology from Pakistan and changing history books where entire contribution by non muslim to the region has kept hidden we cannot be peaceful Neighbors .
It's a irony that great son of land sardar Bhagat Singh from Lyallpur don't have even a single lane or street on his name .
No mention of Congress or Gandhi in textbooks when the fact that the resolution for complete freedom was passed in Karachi only .
Without accepting Hindu ancestry and stopping of shitty ppl like ghori ghazni and Mohammed Qasim we just cannot accept Pak whole heartedly .
In my opinion the very first ISIS was Pakistan itself .
Bro I agreed but maybe you know that our soldiers are dieing on daily basis defending Kashmir by terrorist coming from and we very well know that they are trained by Pakistani army and ISI you know India is 5 times bigger than Pakistan 3nd largest army but yet if you read history India never initiate war against Pakistan we are obligeted to do so..sorry bro if our soldiers dieing then how we can have friendship.
Sir ji pakistan gov.ko apni policy cheng karni hogi ...jaisey aatnkwadiyo ko suport..and interfair in kashmir by pak....agar in sab per ben ho jay to...india aur pakistan frendz hongey..
It's 2021 .. Kunal Kamra n Munawar still getting offended by this joke 😂😂😂
But nowadays he is also a part of their shitty ecosystem 🤡
@@wow2330 why do they change??? hate ittt
These comedians are not in someone's gang they just mock and make fun of the current gov who ever they are and people like you just divide them by saying left right and understanding the joke. In a healthy democracy ut is even necessary
@@PiyushKumar-bq6uu Bro comedy aur propaganda mein fark hota hai
@@adityasharma2935 kunal ka propoganda but munawar ke video dekh congress bjp hindu muslim dono ki baajayi h uss aadmi ne
Being a marwari his comedy is related to business only 😂😂😂
Yes because we baniyas always thinks for money, just see all the owners of big big companies are baniyas
@@vickyagrawal3782 What is Baniya ? Is it a creed or just one who does business is called baniya. Please clarify
@@abidansari3283 it is one of varna system in hindu religion and its main work is to do business
U can simply call a baniya as a merchant
@@abidansari3283 Gujjus Marwaris Agarwals Sindhis etc. all come under Baniya category
he sounds like sanjay dutt.....
true bro
Anish Vyas yea
A younger Sunil Dutt
hahaha
Anish Vyas nope
100lakh crore and they will give you 1rs cause they will read it right to left😂😂
Omg lol😂😂 this comment is so underrated
what if i write 000000000000000100lakhcrores
Urdu m numbers left to right padhte hain
Bump 😂😂
Epic mate, I have watched this video many times but this never occurred to me...
7 year passed and still all jokes are still applicable😂
Dear Vipul Sir,
Your Joke is correct today. As per report RIL GDP is equal to Pakistani GDP.
Nita Ambani dil k pas rakti hai.
Thanks for supporting Kashmir in your satiric way!! Kep up the good work buddy, we all Kashmiri's are with you ...
Are u the only person in kashmir
@@EMCEESHAKI I said, we 'ALL' Kashmiris are with you, not just me brother!!
Near lakhnaav kunijey
Zook support chus amis dalas karnavov naankachas athi
He is not kashmiri
@@mirishfaq2790 me kadakh zok. Nyer ladnaav kunijaayi hoonis ethi. naanyi photyi pyoll ...
India's TDS is greater than Pakistan's GDP😂😂😂😂
ABHI AUKAAT HAI TOH LELO
yash vishwakarma .. I'm Pakistani.. and I'm Proud of it.. like u do.. as indian.. but bhai.. kashmir shayad purchase karny ki hamri aukat nai hy.. rakho pass rakho.. but aik bar youtube pr hi search kr lo.. ky vaha zulm ho rah hy ya nahi.. augr rakhna hi hy to km sy km apni aukat to nai dhekhayo na yrr.. augr zada paiso sy aukat ka link hota to.. prostitutes ki izat bi zada nai hoti..? to.. aukat ka link insan ki pocket sy nai.. us ky behaviour sy hota hy..
+BHutta sAb
Kashmir me AGR zulm ho v raha hai , to wo v boht kam hai..
kashmiri boht lucky hai ki humare army unhe shoot nahi karte ...
hum apne kannon KO izzat dete hai, islia Kashmiri avi v hai...
aplogo KO AGR chaiye, to kashmirio ki lelo ...
magar zameen hamara tha, or rahega
Sambaran Bhattacharjee hahaha tmhari zamin ja bhai pehly tu history parh ...
Sambaran Bhattacharjee fuck ur mind
Tum phaly tatti karni ki jagah bana lo phir baat karay ga
That "aukaat hai toh khareed lo" is so much like sanjay dutt !!
Who is here after scrapping of 370?
😂
Liberals ki maa chudi padi hei😁😆🤣😂
@@vshalray01 haa bata..kya zaat fyda hua hai uska🤣
@@mohitkariya3787 Tu bta tumhari terorist activity lag bhag khatam ho chuki hei
Zhaat na ukhaad paare ab tum log sena ka.
@@vshalray01 abe gadhe..data nikal ke dekh le..abhi bhi jawan shaheed hone ki khabre ati rehti hai..curefew laga ke ye halat hai..hatane pe toh phirse pehle jaisa
Pakistani fast bowlers have brilliant runups, because you have to run fast after planting bombs.
Damn 🤯🤯
The boyz played well.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dam 🤯😂😂😂
Hahahaha 😂
RAJIV GANDHI DAAMAD VIKAAS YOJNA..😂😂😂😂
THE BEST PUNCH..😂😂😂
NAILED IT MAN
Absolutely
It. Can also bhi pappu ke jija vikas yojna
@@manusarda nhi bhai pappu abhi power me nhi aya na agr future me aya tb ye yojna chalu hogi
@@rishitiwari6200 ye yojna 2005-2014 me chalu thi aur ED abhi tak iski jaach kar raha hai.
Aur rahi baat pappu ki toh usko power me aane nhi denge.
Ada
That army troops joke of punjabi, marwari,sindhi regiment was ultimate. This shows how an genius writer u are
Outstanding confidence , energy and every punches 😍
Amazing!!!!
Great!!!! Yaar
Anyway I am from Bangladesh
Md. Imran Mozomder do all bangladeshi understand hindi.....i thought that bangladeshi don't know hindi....but i suprised from your comment...that means u know hindi
+Md. Imran Mozomder Pls don mind, but I have one curiosity- Why you guys keep an Arabic name? Can't you find some decent word in Bangla, for your name?
in fact there is no religious obligation for Islamic name, it's just a tradition. now you can find lots of Bengali Muslim people with decent English name ;) not Bengali, hahaha
+Bharat Indian...brother muslims follow quran and names of muslims are of great muslim saints and philosophers and hindu follow geeta they keep names of saints in geeta....its clearly a religius matter nothing to be curious
uzair amultani
Hindus don't follow geeta for names. We folow our 5000 years old cultural heritage for names. We use our own languages for naming not some foreign language. Our name reflects our 5000 yrs old traditions.
Best part of whole comedy is "abki baar Islamabad me bhi modi sarkar"
bhool hai tmhari. abhi aye thay na chai (tea) k bheja tha. agli bar sochna b na. warna yea ni kuch aur hi pilain gaay.
@@BabarKhan-rz9kf
93000- 1 =92999 𝙩𝙚𝙖 ☕ 𝙘𝙪𝙥𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜... 🤣🤣
@@BabarKhan-rz9kf bhai joke hai woh.
India never do attack on other country.
@@manusarda meray bhai mazaak b mehanga par gya india ko. socho real hota tu kya hota india k sath.mounh dikhanay liaq ni chora un k is mazaak nay india ko
@@BabarKhan-rz9kf tu katwa hai na ...andha virodhi
1:00 nobody
Literally nobody
Goyel ji makes today's chaina-ladakh joke 5 years ago..
Literally I died laughing 😆😂😂😂😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂What ideas are used to make real facts a joke... Hatts off 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
literally? really?
Randi sali
@@baroarig7021 yeah ppl use literally even when it's not applicable and makes no sense
@@prashantkumawat9296 apni maa se v ese hi bolta hai ......
i waited for 2 weeks and this is what i got.......sigh !!!
vipul goyal was great but i was expecting a ""full on Q-tiyapa"" dose from TVF
edit: tvf team pls understand the gravity of the concern expressed by all of us
Me too mahn :)
Same here.. Really disappointed.. One more Exciting wednesday had gone
This guy is not as funny as TVF thinks. Well, Wednesday is wasted though.. Dont worry bro :)
Agreed. Disappointed. Let's hope the next one is up to TVF standard and not a let down like this one.
Sir aukaat hai to kharid lo. It was good man...wasn't the mainstream video of TVF, just a filler..
why dont people just appreciate standup comedy!!! this was amazing stuff written by Vipul Goyal! Kudos to him!
Brrroooooo.... 8 years later...Abhi stand-up to appreciated h but Vipul nhi
He exactly sounds like sanjay dutt😂
You are right bro
The moment you said aukat hai to kharid lo🤣 i hit the like button.. one of the bests 👏🏻👏🏻
The moment he said "aukaat hai to khareed lo", I hit the like button😂😂
same
bilal ahmad bhai jo bhi India ki economy BAHUT BAHUT badi hai tere desh se.or jitna paisa Nawaz sharif ke pass hai na tuna to hmare yahan Nirav Modi le kr bhaag Jata hai to ye hai aukat ki baat
@@krishnparasar2007 bhai tareef kar rha hai ya bezzati 😂😂😂
Bhai ye bolta ki india mai utna 1 din mai chai par kharcha kar lete hain
@@Subhrajyoti jispr reply kiya tha wo delete kr diya
@@krishnparasar2007 arey nirav modi ka naam kyun liya woh india ke liye kalank hai
Kashmir Hindustan ka tha....hai....aur...hamesha rahega !!
Truly brother. Kudos.
yes bro
Virtual LIFE Nope, Turn himself into the hands of Police.
koi shak
+Akbaruddin Ansari Hey we just started this website for picking up such awesome handpicked videos from youtube - lemonvideos.com/ !! They get lost sometimes in the RUclips Ocean otherwise ;) I think Indian creators have a lot of talent! Do checkout lemonvideos.com!
Deserves a standing ovation!
Just look how the recommendation of RUclips changes according to current scenario!!
R u frm Pakistan
OMG!! this was out of world hahaha damn awesome
it iz!
Vipul Goyal is definitely one of the best Stand Up comics in India.
agree 💯
Watching after 7 years .....
Mark your attendance....👍👍
Who's here after Article 370 is scrapped?! 😂😂😂😂
Likes bhi 307 hain. 🤣😂😍😝💯/💯
I am saving the screenshot.
Bro ab toh GST bhi laga lena 😂😂😂
GST is not applicable on immovable property..🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@swagatikaswain8866 but Pakistan may be soon moved out of the world so bol nai sakte😜
@@utkarsh5800 😂😂😂
Those who say that the video is offensive and promotes hate towards the neighbors, should first realize that this video was made in response to the comments made by Bilawal Bhutto and a continuous violations of the ceasefire by Pakistan. This was, in my view, the best way of hitting back at them ,not with the use of force but humor.
KAHA GAYE ? love from pakistan wale..??
Feeling proud to be a
Kashmiri INDIAN🇮🇳❣️♠️
He is a great comedian. I still remember when he came to IIM Indore
Great comedy 😂
From Pakistan. 😅👍
Pakistan ki kholke mardi
😂
@@ifhamkashif9011 fake ID hai bro ignore it
Pkmkb
PKMKB
Comedy can be done without abuses and hurting religious sentiments.
Here after the great historic decision...this guy is Nostradamus...
I watched a video on RUclips video about 10 amazing facts of Pakistan, i think channel name was "FTD" , everything in the video was going well, until the narrator said "The most amazing fact about Pakistan is that, It is the 4th intelligent country in the world" , I was like -_- Duh, where did you get that from!!!!!
Don't judge me by my name. It must be made by a pakistani.....
😂😂😂
ikr, seeker daily sucks
A typical Indian mentality 😂
Bro just check that list we are no.1 😂😂😂
And they are no.2 or no.4 I guess
Sanju baba.....I think every Pakistan has to watch this video... owsome bro...
Nita ambani yaha rakhti hai....😂😃😂🤣😂
1 current a/c 1 saving 😀😂🤣😂🤣😂😀
That was abusive to woman.
It's not laughable
old is gold...saw it in 2014, now again in 2022
I remember some years back you guys made a vid 'Kya Dilli Kya Lahore' showing brilliant collaboration of both the countries.While watching I taught more videos like this should be made to ease the hate between the countries,while on the other hand this video is quite the opposite of it and if I see this as a Pakistani's point of view it's obvious that I'm gonna hate it.I'm saying this because i really hate the Hate between our countries.........
...or just frustrated for not getting a Full-on Q-ityapa from TVF
take it as good humor bro....
@Winsome Aasim - It is just for GAGS!!!, Do not bother.
I think 'kya dilli Kya Lahore' still holds true. This is just a funny take on a politician's comment who is trying to catapult his career on hate string.
Well as TVF subscriber it's a given I take it as humor or Gag,I just stated my opinion nothing much...
I second ur opinion asim. Well as far as humour is concerned I thought tvf was raising its standards , suddenly it took such a dip by this jingoistic humour. It only reflects how narrow minded people are to laugh at others misery!. Pakistan is our painful neighbour , agreed. But that doesn't give us a right to speak in a discriminated manner. I'm a huge fan of tvf. But I'm disappointed with this video.
omg
it's the best stand up performance I have ever seen.
I am still unable to find the number of zeros in 'sau lakh crore'😂😂😂
100 ke bad 12 zero
2:41 हरियाणा में इतने लठ बाजे गऐ इनके, ये तो कराची भी हमने ही दे कर भागेंगे
Whole kashmir is an intergal part of akhand bharat 🇮🇳🚩❤️
U perfom really well bro ..keep it up 🤟
Pakistani Students history syllabus is so short😂😂😂
Hence we study Olevels Pakstudies... xp
@@sukhqazmi5837 savage..
@@sukhqazmi5837 😂😂😂
@@sukhqazmi5837 kuch bhi
@@sabahassan5248 ae hijabi jaa ke abbu ka Loura choos
This Might Be The Best Video! Saving-Current Account, hehe!
I didn't get that joke,what does it actually mean
He makes jokes on sensitive issues and still comes out as winner.....the best
The final one is awesome... "Ab ki baar modi sarkaar"
One of the best stand up acts ever 👏🏻
True Fact !!
Pakistan GDP : $ 236.6 Billion
70 Richest Indian's net worth : $ 240.3 Billion
So basically our 70 Indians are richer than that of whole of Pakistan lol lol lol !!
We have 100 billionaires and they have only 6. Why are we even comparing ?
Jai Hind
Andy S
mumbai GDP $ 273.3 billion while
whole pakistan GDP $ 236.6 billion..
it's like comparing sun with 100 w bulb....
bada saale wo 70 richest hume kooch de rahe hain..loot hi rahe hain humse..
So you are saying india has problem of economic devide
Your saying this like those 70 Indians runs your house.
He voice is a mixture of Sanjay dutt + Ranbeer kapoor
Feel so good after removal of 370.. watching it again and again
Why r u feeling good
End Credits me Special thanks to Bilawal Bhutto😂
One of Best youth oriented and logical standups ever
8 years and yet still to the point...
his kashmir solution is mind blowing till today....
Faad diya pakistan ko... Hilarious 😃😃😃😀😀😀😀😆😆😆👍👍👍
Sahi baat, true hilarious ! 😀😀
Vipul u deserve standing ovation......
Bhai kvi whtsapp k group me v comment kr diya kr..
Every Single Word is Truth & Connected To Life On Ground.
He is True Professional Stand Up Comedian.
No insults No Bad Words.....
Such an intelligent comedy with high level of message in it .
Kashmir leke kya karoge pakio?
Bahetar yehi hoga ki humse jud jao. Zindagi me pehli baar metro chadne ko milega😉
lmfao
Soumik Naskar uh should visit Pakistan.tumhara wo wala hal h ik tw ghreeb or uper sy badtemiz.or yad rkhna Kashmir bhi lein gy or cheer bhi dein gy.
sunn bro Pakistan waala tere msi sahi mai daam hai to lai lio abhi to saala baluncitan ka socho kahi wo naa chal jaye
yar bhn chod tum log ao zara ek bar .... ghusss k niklain geh kadam rakh
hahaahahahhaahhaahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahha
gand mara
2:12 tumari gdp se ziada hamari neeta ambani yaha rakthi hai best moment
Watching it on 2023❤
Last couple of minutes were hilarious.. i couldn't stop laughing
Hahaha kudos.... And some people from Pakistan who took it offensively... We also watch videos of talk shows n comedy shows like of Azizi... They make fun of India ... And good standup by Vipul goel.....
Vipul Goyal. You never disappoint man! Hats Off! _/\_
Marwadi regiment against pakistan was epic 😂😂
His voice is so Like sanju baba sometimes
abki baar islamabad main bhi modi sarkar hahahahahahhaahah! died laughing
hahahaha! Just like the surgical strikes were a big joke. Took out one sheperd and 5 goats
2019 main ye sapna haqeeqat banega !
@@tajrael2122 OH
asal srgcal strik to abhinandan n ki thi 😅😅
@@muhammadijtiba8477 bhai apko sharam nahi aati
@@muhammadijtiba8477 aur bhai ye tumhare leader ke baat me mat aa wo to paisa kamarahe he maulana shab sab Apne jo kuran me nahi likha wo unhone daalke follow mat karo lado mat shanti se raho
to good man... just nailed it bro... I wonder if a Pakistani student will get to see this what he'll say or what his reaction is.. specially on that history syllabus... 😂 😂 loved it man . ..and waiting for your next show tvf humoursly your..
Every time I see this vedio.. I enjoy it without loosing single punch...
Ek no vipul Bhai I laughed it like anything one saving ac current ac😂😂😂😂
Trait of a great comedian, shows respect (even to enemy) and does critical comic on himself...... Great standup
Rajiv Gandhi Damad Vikas Yojna😂😂🙏
You rocks bro, great humor
You are the best vipul. Your timing & voice enthralled audience.
After 7 years i am still enjoying it 😘😘
omg one of the best video. i will rate it in top 10 of my wish list .....
Kaha bhai tu b wo popat country ko India se compare krra hai.. 😂 😂
+nadeem shaikh hhahahahahahah
+nadeem shaikh haha bro your comment was like cherry on cake..
Ajay gupta thanks ajay Gupta.. u can my video as well same concept with mimicry. Search "Ek's got talent nadeem shaikh"
nadeem shaikh yes i will buddy
nadeem shaikh aby pehly toilet to bna lo sallo paisy ki bahad main bat krna hagny ki theek se jga nehee tum logoon k pass bat krty ho
Saving ac current ac u nailed it vipul goyal🤣🤣😁😁
His voice sounds like Ranveer as Sanju Baba😂😂
These are jokes!!!! Stop taking it personally we need to let this talent grow. If you understand he is equally making fun of India.
Good work Vipul!
We don't have to be ashamed of making jokes on a failed state. If you are offended by jokes you have some serious problem.
@@raghaviyer3097 agree... Rough talks are necessary to point out faults and shortcomings
just listen to this guy without watching the video and he sounds like sanjay dutt :D
+Nocturnal Reveller i thought as well. I think he was consciously trying to sound like a mumbai tapori for the effect.
Anyone after today's historical revoke of article 370 and 35A??😁😁
@Sandeep Naosekpam m no bhakh brother.... Infact I hate this feku party the most.. but this decision I think was good..
@Guilty Pleasure I thought mand bhakt "" ( chamcha) ...are much happy when stand up comedian make comedy on modi........😂🤣...btw u people have great comedian -: "Pappu " 😂🤣🤣🤣,.....
@@chahatpatel6155 india and canda are 2AB in the formula of A+B square...
THIS GUY IS SO UNDERATED!
who came here from humourously yours trailer?
Yash Baleri me
Yash Baleri me :P
yup me too
me
he is founder of humorously yours. can anyone tell me what is it exactly?
Vipul bhai you are great :D
Watching after airstrike ❤❤🙏🏻😂😂😂
in 2021...................still rocks.................
Rajiv gandhi damad vikas yojana :D
Arey Bhai Bhai bhai
how many watched this after tvf humorously yours?
Who came here after the decision of Article 370 and 35A
Me :D
Me
It's still as fresh as 5 years before!
here after watching tvf's humorously yours trailer
Aukat hain to khareed lo
Abhay Singh lol
@Reverse Swing kashmir is part of India.
9 years later that loan nahi milega statement turned into such a brutal reality for em lmao 🤣🤣
I am from kashmir 🤣🤣🤣
Thats brutal
😂😂