Touhou ??: DESIRE.EXE || Arcade NoBomb Clear (v0.01a, Stage 1)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 83

  • @mugencc8496
    @mugencc8496 5 лет назад +159

    Watching you clear the deathly vortex like that physically hurt.

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg 5 лет назад +78

    Most .exe games would scare you with terryfying jumpscares with scary faces, but this entire game is a jumpscare. Except the jumpscare is a buckload of danmaku that would kill you faster than Flandre or Junko.

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 5 лет назад +11

      scarlet.exe was kind of the precedent for the name. It's just a tradition with touhou ultra patches

    • @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597
      @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 4 года назад +2

      @@sakesaurus Remember TH always go the opposite way of the mainstream games (XD)

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 4 года назад +4

      @@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 no they don't. Stg was a huge trend in japan in early 00's. Touhou project is just old, not special

    • @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597
      @explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 4 года назад +1

      @@sakesaurus I am just joking on the fact Touhou does not follow the typical EXE game rules by being a ultra patch instead of a horror game.

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 4 года назад +2

      @@explosivemodesonicmauricet1597 yeah, ultra exe is a trope subversion

  • @Virtlux
    @Virtlux 5 лет назад +159

    i am so mad you used this strat for the last spell AND I'M EVEN MORE MAD IT ACTUALLY WORKED

    • @Bravidunno
      @Bravidunno 5 лет назад +11

      Yuyuko is being a Yuyubaka again

    • @Chemi4001
      @Chemi4001 5 лет назад +1

      @@tanzureir XD

    • @robertodelier9999
      @robertodelier9999 5 лет назад +2

      It also works for the other side lol

    • @robertodelier9999
      @robertodelier9999 5 лет назад +2

      There are actually quite a bit of safespots in the spell

    • @moved_...
      @moved_... 3 года назад

      Ice sign ice fail

  • @clarkg_vl43
    @clarkg_vl43 5 лет назад +45

    *CAVE* wants to know your location.
    And
    5:01 Yuyuko has been (9)'d!!!

  • @SamCardCounter
    @SamCardCounter 5 лет назад +66

    5:00 Certified *BRUH* Moment

  • @Iris_Descent
    @Iris_Descent 5 лет назад +64

    I'm surprised that just hitting with one single part of your shot didn't time out the final spell LOL

  • @captainegg2672
    @captainegg2672 5 лет назад +55

    Lmao the strat on the last spell card

  • @cienciandre
    @cienciandre 5 лет назад +25

    5:00 Ice Sign "Icicle Fall" - Easy

  • @topnep1
    @topnep1 5 лет назад +36

    Imagine someone asks you what Touhou is and you show them this..

    • @galvanizeddreamer2051
      @galvanizeddreamer2051 5 лет назад +7

      Being that a lot of the non-Touhou sh'm'up players dislike the series for supposedly being boring, that is not the worst idea.

  • @allmight801
    @allmight801 5 лет назад +21

    ''This could've killed me'' like the first 500 times we've tried this

  • @vvaveflakz
    @vvaveflakz 5 лет назад +18

    I really like the plot of this version of ten desires

  • @incerabbit
    @incerabbit 5 лет назад +14

    ultra nb when
    great job btw the transitions and second spell were too insane for me

  • @assukazzz
    @assukazzz 5 лет назад +20

    Virtlux, the crator of pure danmaku. Nothing more.

  • @KatNoirZGK
    @KatNoirZGK 5 лет назад +8

    Now this is more like it. Looking forward to this :)

  • @devind.2136
    @devind.2136 4 года назад +3

    live footage of me trying to swat a fly buzzing around my head

  • @Joshthepikachu2123
    @Joshthepikachu2123 3 года назад +2

    Jokes aside, this is pretty unique. I like how the shot types are changed up too.

  • @itskhanh-kun
    @itskhanh-kun 5 лет назад +2

    The guy who make this script is amazing, he basically changed the whole game script, I'm impressed...

  • @yvan2218
    @yvan2218 5 лет назад +7

    I just started touhou 6. After seeing this maybe ill stick to doujins

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 5 лет назад +1

      he has 5 years or so in the series. It's not to be worried abt

    • @bamshablam5977
      @bamshablam5977 4 года назад +2

      this is not offical tho lol

  • @flkajfdfrier7312
    @flkajfdfrier7312 5 лет назад +11

    2hu 13 was 2 ez
    Glad someone made it harder

  • @lightey
    @lightey 5 лет назад +4

    This is hell and you just got out of it

  • @serraramayfield9230
    @serraramayfield9230 5 лет назад +3

    Cave and Jaimers are knocking on your door

  • @IkaraPopsicle
    @IkaraPopsicle 2 года назад +2

    "So i'm the first stage boss huh?"

  • @jellyyl2712
    @jellyyl2712 5 лет назад +2

    in this game you capture nonspells

  • @alponarc2307
    @alponarc2307 Год назад +1

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS STAGE ONE?????

  • @CorpseTongji
    @CorpseTongji 5 лет назад +1

    welp im gonna be studying the stage and those nonspells to up my danmakufu game

  • @PanKeRio
    @PanKeRio 5 лет назад +2

    i thought this was awesome and i get this pure awe look on my face
    and then i see the last spell card and all i had on my was face disbelief and a quietly muttered 'Really?"
    really it was dissapointing to watch the last spell card ;/

  • @smallblue08
    @smallblue08 5 лет назад +5

    how

  • @друг-з1ь
    @друг-з1ь 3 года назад +1

    "Play Touhou, it's funny and easy!"
    They said...

  • @abarette_
    @abarette_ 2 года назад +1

    5:02 what the fucking fuck

  • @harrid14mei
    @harrid14mei 4 года назад +1

    Now this is the true .EXE game

  • @Joshthepikachu2123
    @Joshthepikachu2123 3 года назад +3

    This is what happens when ZUN makes the easiest game in the series

  • @kalecavanaugh4067
    @kalecavanaugh4067 5 лет назад

    Why is yuyuko using a bomb on us

  • @TrappedBowyer9684
    @TrappedBowyer9684 4 года назад

    What the fuck did Junko do THIS time?!

  • @DJruslan4ic
    @DJruslan4ic Год назад

    So cave but touhou? Sign me up!

  • @nmplab
    @nmplab 4 года назад

    why doesn't trance make you invincible?

  • @diobranbo6105
    @diobranbo6105 2 года назад

    Creepyninja: Sharingan

  • @esper4605
    @esper4605 5 лет назад

    5:00 EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

  • @fikkitchen
    @fikkitchen 5 лет назад

    What the absolute heck IS THIS??? 🥺

  • @ryful_z3
    @ryful_z3 5 лет назад +1

    I’m so clumsy with Marisa that I can’t even 1cc 2hu 7 on easy with her, so I definably can’t do this crap. Good job my guy

  • @RealityMasterRogue
    @RealityMasterRogue 5 лет назад +12

    This looks like a pretty good arcade script and a pretty awful touhou script.

    • @mdude3
      @mdude3 5 лет назад +1

      lmao

    • @okguy167
      @okguy167 5 лет назад

      Is it bad that this is technically both?

  • @toadie48
    @toadie48 5 лет назад

    Anyone know the song at 1:48

    • @okguy167
      @okguy167 5 лет назад +1

      Accelerating Samsara
      I think Virtlux composed it, but I'm not sure. If it wasn't them, it was someone else from Gensokyo Executors...

  • @Mikio_Tanaka_maniaxpace
    @Mikio_Tanaka_maniaxpace 5 лет назад

    IKDが改造したのかと。

  • @brandonsantisteban9626
    @brandonsantisteban9626 5 лет назад

    Things that shouldn't exist: A fangame better than original
    Desire.exe: exist
    I so impressed that fans want games that rape them more than Zun's games
    Is this NTR?
    *ARE YOU A FUCKING CYBORG!?*

  • @niclasbedneter4811
    @niclasbedneter4811 5 лет назад +3

    Can anyone tell em how I can download/buy the original touhou games ? The only one I see in steam is fantastic danmaku festival, which brought me to this channel, but I wanna play the actual official touhou games too

    • @Vulcapyro
      @Vulcapyro 5 лет назад +4

      Several of the games are available on Steam now, you just don't really find them searching obvious terms in english.
      store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=%E4%B8%8A%E6%B5%B7%E3%82%A2%E3%83%AA%E3%82%B9%E5%B9%BB%E6%A8%82%E5%9B%A3

    • @monument-cafe
      @monument-cafe 5 лет назад +2

      Some of the official games are on Steam (I recommend that).
      (iirc, the current games purchaseable on Steam are: ISC, ULiL, LoLK, HSiFS, VD, GFW (soon))

    • @Vulcapyro
      @Vulcapyro 5 лет назад +3

      @@monument-cafe GFW and DS are both available now.

    • @monument-cafe
      @monument-cafe 5 лет назад +1

      @@Vulcapyro
      ah, good to know, thanks for the info!

    • @AsianRailgun
      @AsianRailgun 5 лет назад

      @@monument-cafe Surprised they did those before TD/DDC. Must be because it's probably easier to do those games first

  • @qdsdqwe8251
    @qdsdqwe8251 2 года назад

    e có chơi tựa game này r
    nó hay và thú vị nên e cũng bt cách chơi luôn

    • @qdsdqwe8251
      @qdsdqwe8251 2 года назад

      ủa mà chơi sao ta 🤔

  • @usamatsu2275
    @usamatsu2275 3 года назад

    鬼畜過ぎる😅

  • @ConsarnitTokkori
    @ConsarnitTokkori 5 лет назад

    i just think those fast patterns are a bit out of character for yuyuko

    • @inakilbss
      @inakilbss 5 лет назад +3

      They represent Yuyuko's ability to kill anything.

    • @ConsarnitTokkori
      @ConsarnitTokkori 5 лет назад

      then she'd probably just overwhelm you with slower bullets
      probably for an imminent death metaphor
      and, since she can manipulate death, she can probably also make shit less dead too

  • @xsoraxsky4097
    @xsoraxsky4097 5 лет назад +4

    Chinese autododge 3rd party program. nothing special. I have the program too.

    • @CreepyNinja
      @CreepyNinja  5 лет назад +15

      Wait, Chinese? Nah, but I'd want to get it too, could you share that with us? :v

    • @robertodelier9999
      @robertodelier9999 5 лет назад +1

      plsssssss shaeerrrr tha programmmm

    • @nmplab
      @nmplab 4 года назад

      来分享一下给我们,朋友

    • @NeoNickz
      @NeoNickz Год назад

      Still waiting